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change yours too if you could,we'll do that at nine. I was
talking with my wife this morning andI we we're supposed to find out who
my kids teacher is today. Yeah, And my wife, who was homeschooled,
she was like, was that athing for you? Finding out who

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your teacher was? Like the anticipationand it being disclosed, And I'm sure
it was, like I hope Iget so and so, but I don't
remember how I found out because therewas no email. I don't recall a
phone call I told my wife.I'm like, well, maybe it just

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wasn't something that was made a bigdeal of, like my parents. It's
only a big deal in your houseif you, as parents make it a
big deal. Right. It's fun. We find out today too as well,
and as pta mom, we hosta Popsicles in the park where we
the teachers come out to the parkand we present the kids with popsticles.
They get to see their friends andthen they get to not only find out

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who their teacher is. They getto meet their teacher and see all the
all of their friends. But theydon't do they wear a name tat Like,
how do they find out who theirteacher is at this event? We
have a list and the pat sothey have come check in and do all.
Okay, do you guys also doa meet the Teacher night like at
the school. Yeah, where theycan bring in their supplies and stuff so
they don't have to worry about iton the first day of school, so

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they can get organized, find outwhere their desk is. Just so it's
a lot easier. Okay. Sojust I'm just playing Devil's advocate here.
Why the popsicle thing? Then?Why not just do all that in one
thing, right, yeah, justto make it, I don't know,
fun for the kids. They seemto like it, and they like popsicles,
they do, they do coolers andice okay, well typically ice won't

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keep something frozen. Yeah, andit's only an hour and some kids show
up, some kids don't. Someteachers do, some teachers don't. What
do you do with kids who's like, where's my teacher? Like? They
usually aren't like that. It's it'smostly for the the the parents and kids
who cannot wait any longer to findout who their teachers is that ex they

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really do? They really do,so they can't wait seven more days yeah
right, yeah, not even noteven six okay, or for the four
I'm sure there's that's that's awesome me. I can't imagine one more thing on
my calendar I have to go do. But so, how did you as
a kid find out? We wouldhave to drive up to the school or

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walk and there would be a listof the school. Okay, that feels
familiar, because I can't recall howwe found out. I don't know if
we got a call, I don'tknow if we got a letter. As
a kid, like I don't rememberwhat happened at South Dell, but a
list might makes sense. I feellike I have memories of going up to

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the school on whatever day and theytaped it to the thing and you had
to look through the weird glass withthe wires in it. Yes, that
was exactly how he did. Thatfeels familiar. Or there was like one
there were glass look windows all theway around. You had to go to
certain windows of class rooms. Yeah, like this is the first grade wing
and the second grade wing and allthat. Yeah, but I don't remember

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being a thing, Like I don'tremember getting excited, like my kids feel
ridiculously because at least one of themdoes the school. But I don't remember
it being a thing. And Idon't remember a meet the teacher night.
I remember you foun out who teacherwas? You showed up right right.
Yeah, I don't remember if wehad to meet the teacher night. I'm

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sure we did, but I don't. I don't know. Maybe it was
just a show up first day ofschool. Yeah, I don't. I'm
not sure what meet the teacher accomplishes. You go like we have to sign
up and go for a predetermined time. Wow, So it's like like they're
five minute windows, and so yougo, so not everybody's there at once,

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so the teacher can give you attention. It makes sense to do that,
right, And so you go andthe teachers like his, I'm I'm
I'm missus so and so. Sorry, I'm mister or missus so and so.
Sure and two kids usually can't figurethat out. So anyway, so
they go and say, you know, hi, I'm so and so.

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Okay, this is your desk.Cool, Okay, I'm always like I
don't know what to do with myhand, like what are we doing?
Okay by Yeah, it's it's it'svery awkward. It's a very awkward.
And again I'm not sure. Maybeit does what you said, which is
kids are so excited you might geta one sheet or a two sheet about

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the teacher. Yes, but Ifeel like that's just because they have to
hit They feel like they have tohand us something, right. I can't
show up empty handed. Yeah,because everything gets emailed now or it's here's
a sheet of paper. It's alsowill be emailed to you tomorrow. For
the parents that can't go get away. We had a thing this year where
they we went and all the parentshad to go and sit and the superintendent

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talk to us, and then youhad to like they took attendance because they
won't release the name of your kidand your your teacher until you've gone to
been a part of this meeting.Oh right, what do you mean?
Well, I mean, why can'tthey give you the name of the teacher?
It didn't matter because they want tomake sure you are on the same
page as they are with all thisinformation. Right, But not everybody can

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go exactly, So what's the pointof that, And let's just make a
universal and just be like, dah, here you go, or do you
like what we did? You enrollin school and that's when you find out
when your teacher is and who yourteacher is and where you're gonna go.
Not even you might be right aboutthat too. Yeah, none of this,
you know, before school starts bs, you know, go in there

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and meet a teacher. Here's yourdesk, here's your classroom. Okay,
who gives an f You got pens, you got pencil, you got paper.
Yeah, you're going to missus Smith'sclass. She's room three O nine.
Okay, That's how it was forme anyway. See, and now
I vaguely. You have a memoryof going for registration day at the elementary
school and standing in a line andthen you meet like whatever, the second

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reception whoever or somebody, and they'relike, oh, okay, Pierce,
Pierce Corbin, Okay, you're withmissus Woods her closs because the classes didn't
have room numbers right, and you'reit's that there. This person will show
you where Miss Woods and you wouldgo to miss Wood's office and there would
Miss Woods be the schedule of whateverperiod you got. You got math first

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period in elementary school, not reallya thing. And then you're out the
door, like it was not eventhe whole process. You stood in line
way longer because they had one personfor the whole elementary all sixth grades.
Yeah, I'm not sure when thechange was for like the meat teacher and

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the popsicle in the park and likeall these things. And I guess it's
nice. I just don't care.To me, it is not a factor.
It won't be the best memory ofthe year for the kids, right,
it doesn't. I don't know ifmaybe it lays groundwork. Maybe there's
some research that shows you suck onfrozen water in the park while your sticky

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hands touched the teacher. It's allgood, right, or showing up and
rushing to get out here and comeon, we gotta go because we have
a five minute window. We gottaget to the school and we gotta get
there. We gotta do this andthe thing now hurry, we gotta go
home, We gotta eat, wegotta do all these right, it's beneficial.
I don't know, I'm probably wrongabout all that. Probably is.
Somebody's smarter than me. You's figuredthat out. Yeah, it's totally beneficial

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to overload the parents for the easeof the kids. Is it ease?
Apparently? You know, you goin there, you meet the teacher before
your school still even stars and dada da da makes them feel better,
whatever the hell that it is.But they don't understand the stress that it
puts on us parents to have tocram all that in. Like you just
said, you gotta go and dothis, and you still gotta eat.

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You gotta make dinner, you gottaeat dinner, you gotta go to bed,
all this stuff. Man, mYeah, does it throw it when
you guys do your thing? Doesit throw the whole house off? No?
I mean we've we're used to it. Waits in our schedule. We've
done it for the past three years, so we're used to it now.
Yes, But in terms of youhave a week routine, a Monday through

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Friday routine, does it throw thatroutine off? No, because it's late
enough in the evening to where,okay, it's dessert tonight is your popsicle?
Oh? What time is it?At six thirty until seven thirty?
Wow? Wow? So now you'vegot a cram dinner in earlier just so
you can get to the park sothey can have popsicles and meet the teacher,

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which they really probably kids don't evenreally give a damn about because they're
there for the popsicles in the playwith the friends. Yeah, and they're
like, come on, it's timeto leave. I don't want to leave,
Johnny, right. I think we'rethere usually about twenty minutes. Even
as a PTA person, you're onlythere twenty minutes. Last year I was
there the entire time. But sinceI'm no longer the vice president of the

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PTA, you've been demoted. No, my two years is up. I
quit, So no, now I'mjust a member, so I don't have
you, Caul, just take thewhole time. Yeah, exactly, you're
doing it wrong. Instead of receivingthe criticism, you cannot give the exactly
when I was vice resident and thisone a loto, Yeah, totally right.

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These look like great value popsicles.We did plenty, we did bomb
pops right, just orange push ups, really sherbet in a toilet paper tube
flavor ice didn't even bring scissors exactly. Yeah, thankfully I came prepared.

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On the other side of that,I can't imagine what it's like to be
a teacher and have to deal withme. And I use that in a
general term. You assholes like parentsaren't the worst. Yeah, yeah,
because you get some that don't careand some that are way over the top
about or I'm the only kid inyour class or dirt. Nope, you're
one of twenty or nineteen or whateveryour class size is. What about me

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and my schedule? Disrupt my routine? He is like, bitch, I'm
here at seven o'clock. I'm doneby three usually, right, yeay a
popsicle? Yeah, I get tobe around the kid earlier. Right then,

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I'm contractually obligated too. Wonder ifthere's teachers that are like, nah,
I'm not doing it. I'm notdoing your stupid popsicles in the park.
Oh yeah, of course are theyreally? Yeah, that's fun.
They're like, I'll see you onthe first day of school. There's a
gympie everywhere, dude, damn right, right. I think there was a
show. It was like on TBSor something like a little while back.
It's called Bad Teachers or something tothat effect, and it was pretty funny,

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you know. I mean these teacherswere there, elementary school teachers,
but you know they're not exactly youknow, the best I don't want to
say best citizens, their party animals. One had a drug problem, you
know, gone to her smoke potin the parking lot and then come back
and try to teach arc or somethinglike that, you know. Or one
other one had like shoes, youknow, relationship issues I should always deal
with whatever. It was plenty funny. Didn't last that long, though,

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Yeah, I remember, I rememberthe movie. I don't remember like a
reality show, which is what itsounds like you're describing. Yeah, I
don't know if that's the name ofit. Bad teachers remember something that effect,
right, because yeah, there's badteachers everywhere. They're not all great,
right, yeah, of course tome, the idea of having to
go and do all these You're justtrying to get your classrooms situated, because

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they really they stripped the wax offthe floor, and they gotta put new
fluid, right, and oh theydidn't put the chairs back, So now
I gotta put the chairs back,or I gotta put up a new bulletin
board. Our bulletin board still thing, yeah some yeah, there are smart
boards now, and then I gottaput up the alphabet yeah for theational poster

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of swords. Yeah. Yeah,Listen, I'm inconvenience, So I get
I get to complain about it,but I can also have empathy and be
like wow, I and even imaginewhat it's like to be a teacher and
deal with it. And also yougot to do more, and also you're
not doing a good job, andalso how dare you? Yeah, and
also just do two plus two,but not that way. Do it the

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way I want you to. That'snot how I learned it. Okay,
I'm just trying to meet a curriculum. Mary, all right, we gotta
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and news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, Gibby and
Lindsay with what's going on News quickiesfrom the Big nine Morning Showing. Ninety
seven five AMoD Florida Man steals nineteenseventy seven Porsche nine thirty Turbo from car
museum. The Sarasota Classic Car Museumin Sarasota, Florida, is the second

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oldest continuously operating car museum in thecountry. Hold on, huh, what
does that mean? What do youmean? What does it mean? It's
the second oldest operating cars continuously operatethat What does that mean? So it's
always open, like it's open twentyfour seven, like it hasn't shut down

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for business and then reopened again.There you go. That a thing that's
worth noting in the museum world.Apparently somebody thinks so like museums. I'm
just curious. It's a very weirdantidote to put into the biggest one.
It would be the Henry Ford Museum, of course, and then this one.
No, I understand it's the secondbiggest museum. What I don't understand
is the second continuously running museum.I don't understand that phrase. Maybe there's

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some museums I get shut down dueto funding and then they finally get the
funding and they're like, we're openingit back up. Kays One never has
had that issue. It's just melike, is this what I'm saying?
There's there may be something here,like is there a thing in the car
museum world that they don't stay open? Yeah? Because it is worth noting.
It is one of the second biggestones. I didn't know that there

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was more than one, but thepoint being it's worth I get that attribute
right. Maybe they get a lotof visitors, and it's just very popular,
sure, but to say second continuouslyrunning is a very weird way.
You don't go where the second,second, biggest, continuously running pizza shop.
They're proud. Yeah, this museumis proud. An interesting thing.
Yeah. Yeah. One of theexamples in its collection of roughly one hundred

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and fifty cars is a brown nineteenseventy seven Porsche nine thirty Turbo with a
three point zero leader flat six thatthe museum values at two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars, and on the morningof June fourteenth, that car was stolen.
The alleged thief is thirty six yearold a local, Daniel Boyce,
who set off the alarm at threeam while entering, but didn't leave signs

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giving away his entry. Police respondedto the alarm, but they couldn't find
anything amiss. They couldn't get intouch with the unemployee to have a look
around, so they just left.Five hours later, police were called back
to the museum. This time theyfound a door that had been pride open,
a chain link fence had been cut, and employees saying that the nine

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thirty Turbo was gone. According tothe report, Boys moved seven other exhibit
cars out of the way in orderto extract the Porsche. He drove out.
Thanks to a gas and a canon site and the keys sitting on
the Porsche's floorboard, police were ableto pull surveillance video of a man entering
the museum while the alarm was goingoff, and they saw the Porsche down

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the road driving away two hours afterthe alarm, So three days after the
theft, an anonymous tipster told themuseum that Boyce had stashed the Porsche at
a warehouse. Police then arrested Boyson June twenty first on an unrelated warrant
for contempt of court in a grandtheft auto case. A warrant to search
Boyce's phone resulted in pictures of thecar of a storage unit in Brandon,

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Florida, which is fifty miles away, and the code to the unit and
Welatha recovered the car and in thetime Boys had the nine thirty. He'd
created fake documents to get titled andtagged. He had a fake VID number,
he had everything. He had abill of sale from Maine and a

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dometer verification letter fake letter from areal Yes, he had everything. He
had it registered uh in the companyname. Detectives asked boys about the documents
and registration for the Porsche and hisresponse was, I don't recall so anyways,
Yeah, after being charged with schemingto defraud, he'll have time to

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uh drog his memory in jail.His first arrangement hearing isn't until September.
Is that Eleanor? Is that theEleanor? In sixty seconds? No?
No, Eleanor was a Mustang?Okay, it's a beautiful post. Sure,
sure, Shelby. I was shockedthat one because I didn't read the
story. I was waiting for youto tell us. Is how did he

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get it out of there? Becausemy understanding is they don't keep fuel in
those cars in museums. Yeah,I take a tiny gas cans. You
need is one gallon of gas toget a moving right, No, and
they left a thinking gas and hemoved cars. That's impressive, seven of
them, Yeah, because usually thoseare that. That's a jigsaw puzzle they've
put together. That makes me wonderif that was an inside job. That's
what I'm wondering. And the keysare on the floorboard of the vehicles,

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and no security system, an alarmsystem, no threshold or motion. Yeah,
it took him three hours. Hewas in there for three hours.
Wow. Yeah, Yeah, that'sdefinitely an inside job. Smells like an
inside job anyway. Or it's likewhen we have cameras, they're gonna work,
right, they're just there for thetorrance, right, But some rando
Joe isn't gonna know where all thisstuff is and no to move, you

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know, some random Joe. Iguess, I mean, I guess if
you look at it, you reallywant that turd brown Porsche nine to eleven.
If it was me, I wouldjust go for the first thing.
If it's a classic car music,the closest car. Yeah, yeah,
they're gonna just get the one thatI can get out of there. But
I guess if you really want thisbrown, I mean, it was a
tip that that got him caught.Someone called on him, but he really

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did pretty much get away with it. I mean, he got out.
It was three hours he was inthat museum. The cops showed up five
hours later, so there was youknow, he was gone, well gone.
Yeah, So criminals can be lucky, right, and just happened to
hit a place that this, Buthe was looking for a specific car that
gone in sixty seconds. That's nota made up things. That's an over

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the top embellishment. Yeah, butthere are people that steal specific cars.
Yeah, so it could be that, and research it and find out talk
to employee, like maybe not aninside job, but maybe employees unknowingly gave
up information. Right, just somecurious gay. Right. We won't get

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the follow up story, We won'tgo. Well, he worked on this
for six months to get this carto steal for whoever, to pay off
his brother's debt to the Russian mobor whatever. Yeah, accused thief says,
I'm not good at shoplifting. There'sa dude, he's fifty three,
his name's Daniel Coxmar and he goesto the walmart and he parks his bike

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that happened to have a flat tireout front, and then he goes inside
and he takes a bicycle pump anda lock and an inner tube and then
shoves it up his shirt, tryingto steal the items worth thirty five dollars
and eighty eight cents. Yeah,so ap saw what was going on.
They call the police. The policemeet him outside and they're like, hey,
excuse me, sure we're gonna needto talk to you, which they
had under your shirt, and that'swhen he just spontaneously out of nowhere said

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I'm not gonna shoplifting, and they'relike, okay, obviously not. They
went ahead and arrested him. Butsince he had two prior convictions for theft,
he's now looking at felony, afelony thirty six because because that's a
petty larceny until because it's the thirdyep, yep, So he's got a
felony over thirty six dollars. Itsays here that he was arrested last month

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for stealing twenty dollars and seventy eightcents worth of multiple dres ranks and sandwiches
from a different Walmart. He wasalso busted with a possession of fentanyl and
paraphanalia when he got popped for hissandwich theft. Walmart grocery. That's my
go to right as far as premade sandwiches and stuff go so much,

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I'd rather go to Quick Trip.Yeah they're not that good. Yeah.
I do like their little pin wheelsthough that they make, oh a chicken
bacon ranch. You think of toomany PTA meets. Pin wheels are not
good I enjoy them easy, they'rethey're good for the throwing the cooler with
going on a boat. Oh,pin wheels are so great, So make

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sure I'm clear. Pin wheels aretortilla like ranch or cream cheese, some
sort of lunch meat and then rolledup. Yeah, and then s how
thick do you make your cream cheese? Thin? Pretty? Thin? Yeah?
Yeah? Hello, you just fallright into the cliche in my mind

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of you so great. Game FoulCommission employee among those arrested for cockfighting has
happened right here in Oklahoma. Elevenpeople in Oklahoma City or in custody in
connection to an alleged cockfighting event,including an employee of the Oklahoma Game Foul
Commission Chance I'll take mine. Campohas been arrested for his alleged role in

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the event in June. According tolocal television, Campo is a district director
for the Commission, which aims topromote the interest of game foul owners in
Oklahoma. He was a part ofmaking donations two lawmakers to reduce the charge
to a misdemeanor. He's facing felonycharges. Good, I don't. I

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was trying to figure out how toword this on the air, and so
I couldn't find a really great way, so I'm just gonna back it out.
I'd like to go watch cock fighting. Yeah, I know it only
so I can see it for myown eyes and make my own judgment.
I obviously understand it's not okay,right right, it's it's pretty popular like

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worldwide. We're just one of theonly ones that are, like, no,
we were the only state, notthe only state America. But we
know a guy. We know aguy who is like huge into it,
oh wow, so much that hehas his own fighting cocks and uh yeah
it's it's and I've wanted to gethim on the air and talk, but
he's like, no, no,no, yeah, yeah, I don't

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want to blow this game behind itwhatever. But yeah, I was like,
he's showed me pictures and videos before, and I was like, well,
that's cool. Like yourself, Iwould like to go watch these cocks
fight each other. I mean,I don't know if I want to watch
them fight. I just want togo bear witness so I can go.
Yeah, this is a lot ofweird stuff, right, there are certain

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things I've got to see that I'mlike this, I don't know what the
big to do is right, Andthen I've seen things. I'm like,
yeah, this is not okay.Right right, he's telling me there's places
out there, like you know,they'll put right are blades on on the
feet of the cocks so that waywhen they when they go up, they
flogged the other. That's what Ithought cock fighting was overall. No,
no, no, not all ofthem do that. You know the circuit

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that you know he deals with,and no weapons, no weapons. These
cocks are strictly using their own spursto uh to take each other out or
whatever. So, uh, Iwanted to see just because I don't know,
because you were saying it's legal andwe're one of the few places,

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uh I legal status Argentina. Let'ssee nation national bands on cock fighting.
I mean a lot. No,I mean Australia, part of some places
in Europe, Russia, Brazil,Canada, everyone else like Africa, China,

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uh, Middle East. It islegal there you go, So I
wouldn't say we're one of the few. It looks like population wise percentage,
it is fairly illegal. I standcorrected. I don't know if I'm correcting
you. I'm just saying that becauseyou're right there there is a good percentage

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where it is legal, right,right, Yeah, because I don't I
know what's wrong. I don't wantto see animals die. Because they said
in the report they went into thisplace and there were piles or stacks of
dead cocks, right, and whatdo they do with them dead cocks?
Afterwards? They go to the dump? Well, I've got a recipe book

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in here, fifty ways to eatcock. Maybe maybe they should, you
know, use them because that's themail, right, Yes, I don't
think you eat mail can suffer.Well, one has a penis. All
right, we kind of take abreak. We'll be back. Tilsa's Morning
Show Continue snip, Good morning.It's the Big Man Morning Show. Nine

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one, eight four six z KM o D. Conspiracy Theory Thursday and
let's go ahead and do Balls tothe Wall. Sports Michael Lorenzen tossed the

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Philadelphia phillies fourteenth ever no hitter duringa seven to zero victory over the Washington
Nationals at Citizens Bank Park. Thestarter mode down five batters and walked four
on one hundred and twenty four pitchesfor this season's third no hitter. Lorenzen
was making a second start for thePhillies after the team acquired him from the
Detroit Time Tigers at the trade deadline. The last time a Phillies pitcher through

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a no no was Cole Hamil's backin twenty fifteen. Showhi Otani shined on
the mound to lead the Los AngelesAngels to a four to one win over
the San Francisco Giants in Anaheim.Otani are in the win and is now
the first player in MLB history tohit forty home runs and record ten wins
as a pitcher in the same season. Unbelievable stats coming out of him.

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Yeah, he is an amazing player. Mike Mustakas led La at the plate,
going two for four with a homerun, three RBI and a run
scored San Francis. San Francisco haslost four of five to slip to sixty
two and fifty three. The Giantsare now six games behind the Dodgers for
first place in the National League West. An NFL preseason action heats up this

(31:48):
week, starting with a pair ofgames Tonight, the Houston Texans visit the
Patriots in Foxborough, followed by theVikings and Seahawks squaring off in Seattle.
Six more preseason games are on tapFriday, with another six on Saturday.
First overall draft pick Bryce Young willmake his NFL debut Saturday when the Carolina
Panthers host of New York Jets.Justin Fields will make his preseason debut this

(32:12):
weekend. Head coach Matt Eberfless toldreporters yesterday that he is planning on starting
Fields during the first week of thepreseason. Although he didn't reveal how many
snaps Fields would take, he saidthat selected starters will also play in the
game before giving way to the secondand third stringers. The Bears host Tennessee

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this Saturday. Justin had trouble throwingover the middle and also hitting receivers in
the end zone for touchdowns, andaccording to training camp reports, he's improved
on both. So I say,if Justin gets better protection from his offensive
line, there is no reason tothink he can't have a breakout season.

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That's just my Oh, that's youropinion. That's my opinion on my boy.
On myke he be okay, Well, he's got to be more accurate.
Yeah yeah, but he's not.He's one of the least accurate quarterbacks
in the NFL. But he's improving. Some of the worst mechanics in the
NFL, but he has improved onboth what he was. This is his

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year. He has to product thisyear. No, no, no,
you're miss hearing me. He hasto provide this year or he's done.
Yes, I am agreeing with you. No, but previously you have said
this is his breakout year where he'sgonna do amazing things like now is the
top the calling card? Right,better do it or else you're done.
And the first week of the preseasonwraps up on Sunday with the Chiefs at

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Saints and the forty nine Ers visitingthe Raiders in Vegas. Yeah, isn't
there game Friday? I think there'sa game Friday as well. The Friday
game is Panthers and the Jets.Yeah. Yeah, uh. And that
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Goren I got good news for us. Excellent Men's Health has recently put
out an article Best Positions for Guyswith small winers, The ten best sex
Positions for Guys with small winers.They say five point one was at five
point one to five point five incheslong. That's your average, okay,

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when you're at you know, fullstaff, okay, So if you fall
below that, you're considered smaller thanaverage and We've got news for you.
These are the ten best positions forguys with small winers. I've never loved
the point one stat of anything,because I'll be honest, the number of
times I've held a ruler up tomy penis. Are you really never?

(35:54):
All right? There's five five pointone point two point yeah, I'm rounding
up absolutely, well, you can'tround up. Well, you're gonna round
up to five and a half.Absolutely, I'll round up to like five
and a half, five and aquarter, five and three quarters, like
whatever, right, right? Betterthan rounding down? Yeah, just give
myself an even five. I'm justnot going five and three sixteenths right,

(36:16):
right, right, five and threeeighths, even if I'm five, If
I'm just barely over a quarter,it's at least a half. Absolutely embellish
a little bit, make yourself feelListen, a lot of things were taken
into account. Maybe I wasn't pushingthe ruler all the way into my right
right, my growing got that littlebit of fat there on the sides.

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Yes, yes, well the firstone here's doggie. We all know how
that works out. Okay, I'mpretty sure we all know how that works
out. It's just a style iswhat they say. It says here why
it's great because it's universal for allsizes, because it's easy to master,
and it gives you a nice viewof the person in front of you.
Okay, and also has hands onstimulation for other bonus parts. Okay,

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so that's pretty simple. Makes sense, makes good sense. Face Off is
the next one that they have.Face Off. It's not the game that
we played before kut came around,where we had to you know, drink
something and then you know, ifyou made a face you get shocked whatever.
Totally different, but face off it'sHere's that is. You sit on
the edge of the couch or thebed or chair or whatever you may have.

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Okay, your partner climbs on topand they straddle you, and then
they go to town. You canuse their feet your hands to move the
body while they help you guide withtheir hips with your hands. Okay.
This is why it's nice. Itsays this position is perfect for people with
small wains because it's less about thethrust and more about wiggling while you're doing

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your business. Interesting, says.Another perk is that it allows you for
kissing and nipple play and heavy petting. I've always found that phrase hilarious.
Heavy petting, heavy petting, lotsof touching. That's a touching, but
hand on skin. I feel heavypetting is just very aggressive. You know.

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I just don't like using terms thatare associated with what I would do
to maybe a goat right right right, or you're a small child, right
right exactly, just stuff. Alwaysfound that hilarious, you know. It
was always in the school handbugs,you know, no making out or heavy
petting or anything writing something that yourgrandparents would do to each other or say,
well, rightly, go go parking. Necking is another one. I

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want my draft right, so itsays here you might want to consider using
vibrating rings while you're at it.Data da Okay. The next one is
one that I never really heard of. I think I might have done it
once twice, but I know thisname. It's called a little dipper.
Okay, much like the constellation.If they got one called a little dipper,

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why don't they have a position calledthe big dipper. That's probably for
guys with big winners, calling ita little dipper because you know of your
little dipper. So you do thisby using it to the bed, the
couch, or the chair and tohoist their body up over you, and
then you'll use the furniture to sortof hold their bodies over yours so that
only your pelvises are touching. Ifyou're doing it right, you should be

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in a T shaped formation. Theysay, it's great allows you to go
deep and have easy access for magicbutton stimulation. Okay. It says here
that the woman's parts have far fewernerve endings than the magic button, which

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is only intermittently stimulated, and thatit's the most during the most standard intercourse
positions. He said, that's whythis one allows for good stimulation. Okay.
Number three here on their list ofpositions for guys with small wingers is
the cow girl. Okay, that'spretty simple. Pretty simple girl on top.

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Right. It says there's a numerouscowgirl position variations out there. It's
hard to recommend just one, butit depends on how small your wiener really
is, and not to mention theangle the classic cowgirl. When the girls
on top, it's always a goodplace to start, simply laid back.
She mounts on top and then yougo to town from there. It says

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it's great for instant magic button stimulationto how they're filled up. Your partner
will feel the cowgirl will forever beone of the all time best positions around
which I don't necessarily disagree with thatstatement. It's one of my favorites.
Sure, yeah, it's pizza.Yeah, it's good, it's very it's

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good all the time. The onlyone they have here is called Standing the
Liver. Yeah. When I heardthat title, I instantly thought of the
song from Sugar Ray, Standing theDeliver, And I know that's not right,
but I thought you would have wentwith the was it Edward James almost
movie? I've never heard of this. It's a movie called Standing Deliver,

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isn't it? Yeah? Okay,fair enough. It's simply also known as
the bicycle. It says, thestand and deliver allows for incredibly deep impenetration.
They stand at the edge of thebed or the desk while your partner
lays back, raises their legs totheir chest so their knees are bent as
if they're doing a bicycle exercise.From then you grab their ankles and go

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to town. And says it's anotherposition that allows for the deepness and the
stimulation. Doctor says that it's prettyeasy to do whether you're in the bedroom
or on the couch, and alsotend and if you also tend to gravitate
towards missionary Mary position, this willfeel somewhat familiar, providing you with a
fuller sense of sensation. So Iwas, you know, going along with

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what you're saying and searching some ofthese if I wasn't aware to get a
visual And the one you just mentionedcame up on a website okay called Christian
Friendly Sex Positions. Okay, I'lldo it. I'm not sure what would

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quantify it to be Christian friendly.It says clean sex positions, okay.
This is a God honoring, marriagefocused sex position website for married Christian couples.
It includes over three hundred different tastefullydiagrammed sex positions, sex tips,

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and sex routines for Christian couples.Okay, do I want to bring God?
I mean I do want to bringGod into my sex life, but
not in the way I think right, they're thinking right, say his name
at least once, we'd be good. This website does not contain nudity,
foul or colorful language, or descriptionof sexual acts that go against Christian value.

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You have three hundred sex positions.One of them, for sure feels
a little sodom and gomorrow rightly.I love these clean ways that they're putting
it right because like you got youknow, standing Deliver or you know the
cowgirl, and it's simply life ontop, life, life on top,

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husband on top. For plus sizecouples, now, having more than two
people on a thing seems ridiculous.Oh for like intended Okay, not a
number of people involved. Yeah,these are for the fatties. Plus size
couples can and should have hot sextoo. These plus size sex positions consider

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the modification and overweight men and womenneed to have hot, satisfying sex.
I'm not trying to steal your bit, but it's okay. This is their
top twenty five for plus size couples. No, no, just for the
best sex positions in their top twentyfive. Number one, there's no way
you've heard this sex position packing thesuitcase? What Number two? Beep beep?

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Number three super missionary, super missionary? Wonder what makes that one so
much better than just regular? Missionary? Number four? Dragonfly okay, number
five, comfy Number six turtle turtle, Hey baby, you want to do

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a turtle style tonight, what doyou mean slow and noisy? You mean
go back in my shell? Yeah, exactly. Mastery number nine, doggy
style. I don't understand how doggyfeels like that, to imply having sex
like a dog would feel kind ofagainst a clean value system. Ky writing

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the north Face the Cat, Cowgirlcouch Potato number fifteen winning doubt. Huh
huh, the rodeo Okay, likecowgirl, more than likely plow two as
opposed to plow one, the flatiron? How about this one? Reverse

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grinding the corn? What? Whatdid the Amish write this article? This
one is a hyphenated word, SoI'll give you the words very separately,
purpin okay, and then d Ic okay, and then U l A
r okay. Perpendicular makes good sense? Yeah, take me now this one.

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I'll let you use your imagination onwhat you think this is about.
Again. These are from the ChristianTop twenty five Christian sex positions. The
throat Swab. Time for your COVIDtests, Please continue? I apologize,
Oh no, worries that that's hilarious. Where I'll leave off of oh yeah,

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cowgirl, We've already done the standand deliver talked elevated reverse cowgirl.
Now we'd talked earlier. Well,I guess it isn't cold. Reverse cowgirls.
Known for the most painis injuries,right, things get broken, but
not really broken. You're just bustingblood vessels. But it says elevated reverse
cowgirl is one of the best positionsfor guys with small winers. It's just

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another variation of the classic reverse.Basically, the you go into cowgirl position,
but you know they're facing your feetinstead of you, so they're looking
at your toes instead of your eyes. Anyhow, the elevated part comes where
you put a pillow up underneath yourhips, and they say it's great because

(47:01):
it says here the cowgirl is achef's kiss, right, but when you
add that extra elevation under your hips, your partner is able to sink lower
and allow deep sensations. They gotthis one here called the sport. I've
never heard of this before, butlooking at the picture, I think I
might have done it. I'm notsure. He says, have your partner

(47:22):
lie on the floor with one legextended straight up, says, kneel between
them and then raise the other legup so it's resting on your shoulders,
so you've got one leg on yourshoulder and the other one straight up in
the air like an L position sortof okay, And it says here you
keep a hold of their legs asyou do your business and go from there.

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It says it's awesome because it allowsyou to use your partner's legs as
leverage. Plus lifting up one ofyour partner's legs makes them feel more filled
up when you go to town.Letiminating the anything. I don't think I
can get there enough. Another onehere's called the pole position, and say,
as you sit on the side ofthe couch. There's a lot of
couch sex involved in this I've noticed. But you know, and I'm all

(48:06):
about you know, going to poundtownon the love seat or whatever. But
you know, and you don't thinkabout that. When you go over to
somebody's house to go watch a footballgame, super Bowl or something, You're
like, how many times did youguys banging out on this couch? You
know? Am I sitting where yournaked, sweaty ass was sitting? You
know? I do that every timeI go anywhere. Really, Yes,

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I never really thought about that,but now after reading this article, I'm
like, hmm, next time yougot your brothers. Oh god, that
explains a lot anyhow, and I'llcall it Netflix and kill it for nothing.
Good good, that doesn't do younot have a TV in your bedroom?
I digress. It says. Hereyou sit on the side of the
couch. You have your partner siton you, but with their legs facing
either right or left rather than straightahead, and you can use either your

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hands to lift their hips up anddown, or if you're sitting down low
enough, they can use their feetto push off the floor to create your
Mintum says it's great. It's allabout the added inches in this side positioning.
It'll cause their hips to drop slightlymore than normal Cowgirl, and gives
you extra the extra bit that you'relooking for. And then they got the

(49:14):
G Whiz G quiz says the haveyour partner lie on their back and you
pull their knees up to their chestsso they can't breathe. That's not what
it says. That's just me addingthat in here because I feel what my
knees are on my chest, Ican't breathe anyway, it says. Then
you roll back their hips lift tothe floor from there, you just scooch

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up to your partner and then goto town. It says it's awesome in
two parts. First because your partner'ships are elevated and you can easily manipulate
the force. Secondly, with thatamount of control, there's a slightly dominant
submissive vibe which, as long aseveryone can sense, can make the whole

(49:57):
experience feel much more erotic. Theg IS is probably not listed on the
Christian ways to have sex. Ifit is, it's probably listed under like
two piece in a pot or somethinglike some very neutral name. Right.
And then last one here, whichdid mention on Corbyn's list of Christian sex
positions, is the flat iron.I did not know what this. I
did not know. This is whatit was called. You're gonna do my

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hair everywhere exactly now. It's aheavy partner lay on their stomach with their
feet squeezed tightly together, and thenyou go to town with a pillow underneath
their pelvis. It says here thatit's great because their hips are in a
position that's more closed than open,and there will be greater friction created amongst

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the walls, and that means thetighter the squeeze, the more stimulation.
You'll both feel sue if you're hunglike a field mouse. There's ten positions
for you to enjoy this weekend downthe world, Hey, get on up,

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but the actual swimming dude. Yes. And this is a big fish in
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Steven, I'm sorry, man,it wasn't enough. All right, let

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you see you later. Man.This is the one that give people passed
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over is what that is? Andthen the one he ended on he got
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okay? Uh? And then gimpy, this is the one that I
ended on. Oh, this isa type of fabric that is very soft
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Man Boarding Show. The assault continuesthe next study seven five GMT. Good
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m O D. You can alsotext b MMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine fourfive. Let's see what gimpy azin is?
Four by four well gorban. Itsays here that the Ecuadorian presidential candidate
was assassinated at a campaign rally.Ecuadorian president candidate Fernando Va Vicenciol's dead after

(58:06):
being shot while leaving a political rallyin the country's capital of Quitul v Sunciol
was leaving a rally at a highschool when he was when shots rang out.
He was rushed to a nearby hospitaland pronounced dead v Sunciol has been
pulling behind other candidates, but hasseen an increase in support recently. Says

(58:30):
here that JB issues orders on Chinesetech investment. The bands are aimed at
a handful of critical technologies related tothe modernization of China's military and intelligence capabilities.
The order will limit US investments incategories of Chinese companies, including quantum

(58:51):
computing, artificial intelligence related to military, and advanced semiconductors. The goal is
to keep US money from bolstering China'smilitary and other threats to national secure attack.
Says here that Trump to share debateplans next week. President Trump said
that he will not sign the LoyaltyPledge to the RNC, the Republican National

(59:15):
Committee, that they require for candidatesto take part in the first primary debate.
The RNC has told candidates they mustsign the pledge that states they support
the eventual twenty twenty four nominee thattake part in the debate. Trump said
during a Newsmax interview that he wouldn'tsign it due to people being on the

(59:35):
pledge that he wouldn't endorse. Laterwent on to say that he would announced
he'd announced something next week. Regardingwhether he would attend the debate held August
twenty three, and Miliwauke Trump's hasset in the past that he may skip
the debate, pointing out a largelead in primary pulls. I read that
and it instantly made me think ofDazed and Confused, where coach wanted Randall

(59:58):
pink Floyd to sign that pledge thedo drugs. I may or may not
show up for practice, but I'llnever sign your plage. Right, Yeah,
it makes sense and also doesn't makesense. Right, it makes sense,
like why would I say I'll supportthese people. That's why I'm running
against them? Against them? Butalso I don't want to be a sore
loser. Right right, you're gonnabe part of the Republican Club. You

(01:00:21):
got to support all the Republican Clubmembers, even if it's not you write
unity to get together. But Ithink you should debate for sure. If
you're going to run for president,you should debate absolutely, no matter how
far ahead of you are in thepolls. Right. I get you may
able to look good on a posterbehind a podium, but let's see how
you do when someone challenge your ideas. Right right, right, right,
Lastly, here says a no cellphone policy has been adopted at Claremore Junior

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High School. Glomo Republic Schools announcedits adoption of a no cell phone policy
at Will Rogers Junior High for thetwenty three twenty four school year. School
officials say that this decision comes froma place of concern for students well being
and commitment to fostering is safe,focused and respectful school environment. This new
policy is set to begin on thefirst day of school. Students will be

(01:01:07):
required to turn off their phones andput them in their damn lockers and keep
them during school hours from eight amto three thirty. I think all schools
should adopt this policy one hundred percent. You don't need your phone in classes,
right, I thought they all hadthat policy already. Uh no,
I remember when my kids were inschool, the teacher would let them.
At least that's what they told me. Anyway, We'll let them use their

(01:01:29):
phones to like research Google stuff orwhatever. Did they get tablets though,
yeah, uh yeah for the whenthey was doing that at home stuff.
Okay, yeah, yeah, Ithink you don't need your class. You
don't need your phone and class.You don't need your phone in class.

(01:01:49):
I did. It was an avocusand I was here the old fashioned way,
and I went to the one roomschool house. Commanders said coach Ron
Rivera is walking back comments he madein reference to the team's new offensive coordinator
on Wednesday. He said, Iput my foot in my mouth the one
discussing Eric Vename's intensity Tuesday, insistinghe did not want to portray his players

(01:02:15):
as soft or the first year OCis too demanding. Rivera also said the
narrative around his comments could have beenportrayed differently. According to multiple sources,
Vename's intensity can be seen and hearddaily. I'm not I guess it.
I don't know how I feel aboutwalking comments back. Okay, you should

(01:02:37):
stand by what you say. Idon't know if you should stand by what
you say, but I think youcan explain what you meant in a different
like readdress it and say what youreally intended to say without being like I
want to take back what I said, do over right. And maybe maybe
that is the exact verbiage that heused. But he an intense coach.

(01:03:00):
Yeah, and I don't think hemade it seem like his players were soft.
I mean, isn't that what hesaid? Though? No, he
just said yeah, but he saidthat the guy is intense and that was
about it. That doesn't mean thatyour players. Did he exactly say,
do you have what? He exactlysaid? It said it the other day,

(01:03:22):
but I don't I don't remember eversaying that. He he said that
the players were soft. The guyis just intense, and we talked about
him as well being an aggressive coach. Right, Yeah, that's just how
he rolls. It's his style.Yeah. If he uses the word soft,

(01:03:45):
then that that is not the bestchoice of words. Right to call
an NFL player soft feels not accurate. I don't think any NFL players are
soft. Yeah, you don't makeit into the NFL and be soft if
you're like obies, because there aresome rather large obese. Pudge is different,

(01:04:09):
right and then instead of being mustlyin tone where your hard body,
you're soft and squeeze, you're fluffy. Yeah, you're not soft, you're
fluffy, right, right, thanks. Aaron Rodgers is sensing frustration from the
Jets offense after their first day ofjoint practices with the Carolina Panthers. The
veteran quarterback face to a different teamfor the first time with new York and

(01:04:29):
and at a spotty day for theoffense with an ugly three and out in
a two minute drill. Center ConnorMcGovern said after practice, you can't go
three and out in a two minutedrive like that. I think there was
disappointments from the whole team. GangGreen was without three injured starters on offense,
wide receiver Garrett Wilson, running backBruce Hall, and left tackle Dwayne

(01:04:51):
Brown. Carolina host New York forits preseason opener Saturday afternoon at Bank of
America Stadium. In the Arizona Cardinalsare losing a recent addition to the running
backs room for the entire twenty twentythree season. Marlon Mack will miss the
remainder of the year with a tornleft achilles. The twenty seven year old

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suffered the injury during Tuesday's practice.Mac had previously torn his right achilles early
in the twenty twenty season while withthe Indianapolis Colts. He signed with Arizona
last week after spending the twenty twentytwo campaign split between the Broncos camp.
Good Morning, It's the Big ManMorning Show six zero kmod can also text

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BMMS and then what you want tosay? To eight two, nine,
four five. Good morning Lindsay,Good morning Corbyn. Say, Chris Tucker
the comedian is going back to standup comedity and he's going on the road
in over a decade for the firsttime. Yeah, he's gonna perform in
Oklahoma City. Actually, well,can be. I've seen him at the

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Brady Theater like six years ago,seven years ago. Uh, okay,
I'm just saying. Well. Theysay it's his first tour in over a
decade. Maybe that was a oneoff. Possibly this says he toured in
twenty fifteen, so eight years ago, Gimby, Yeah it was close.

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Yeah, yeah, still less thana decade, yeah, but longer than
five Ye, good morning Gimby.Hey, good morning Corps. But not
this weekend, but we after thisweekend. We've got two Saturdays left until
Oklahoma Crazy. Get your line upat gambody dot com. All right,
Conspiracy thirty Thursday. And there isa effort to put together the largest search

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for the Lochness Monster in fifty years. It's taking place in Scotland, uh
August twenty sixth and twenty seventh.It's being organized by researchers calling themselves Lockness
Exploration. They claimed This will bethe biggest search for NeSSI since the Lochness

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Investigation Bureau was created in nineteen seventytwo. There have been hundreds of NeSSI
sightings since Ottoman wrote in the Lifeof Saint Columba about a water beast that
attacked a man who was swimming inthe loch in the year five six five

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sightings of the Lochness monster have beenattributed to an assortment of causes, such
as the wakes made by birds,a large eel, an elephant from a
traveling circus, a Greenland shark,seals, a Welsh catfish, otter's deer,
trees, seismic gas, and sometype of undiscovered turtle or a plesiosaur

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that somehow has survived for decades.The Lochness Exploration hopes to put all those
theories to rest quote over the weekend, surveying equipment that has never been used
on Lochness before will be enlisted touncover the secrets of the mysterious waters.
According to the Lochnest Center, thisincludes thermal drones to produce thermal image of

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the water from the air, usinginfrared cameras as observing heat from above could
provide crucial component for identifying any mysteriousanomalies. It's our hope to inspire a
new generation of Lochness enthusiasts. Byjoining this large scale surface watch, you'll

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have a real opportunity to personally contributetowards this fascinating mystery that has captivated so
many people from around the world.Here's an idea. Why wouldn't it be
awesome if they're there, they awakennessy he she eats them. Oh,

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that'd be great, especially if it'sall caught on camera. Oh, I
will totally believe it all every singleconspiracy out there, I will believe if
that happens. How insane would thatbe? Right? The sonar wakes up
this thing right, right? Orit's not really Luckiness Monster, that's actually

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Godzilla and that movie was real?Oh that would be even better. You
shouldn't have awoken the beast, right, Some things are just better left alone.
And they're inviting people to what justcome and watch them run a drone?
How many people does it take todo all this? At least it
doesn't I imagine. Oh no,no, if you could do a drone

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and one guy could do it,yeah, yeah, for sure. Well
you gotta have at least two people, because one guy has got to operate
the drone right, and the otherone's got to take the notes. Yeah,
now, because it's hard to writewith one hand and fly drone with
the other. Let's okay, soyou need the note taking guy absolutely took
off landed Okay, right, thenyou need a guy that can get water

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because those two guys can't do itright right, they're busy. Yeah,
so they need a runner up sorts, you might be able to have the
guy who's the runner also be theguy who gets the equipment and sets it
up, but we'll just say not. You need catering, well, yeah,
you're gonna be out there all day. You need something to eat.
You need the owner of the land. I mean, if it's public land,
right, there's still an overseer.Even the public park has a park

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ranger right right right, needs somekind of man. It's some representation of
the owned property. Okay. Sowe're up to what four people now,
so yeah, yeah, and mostof those guys are gonna, you know,
do do that. You know.Highly classic trained skill set called truck
leanan right yep's it yeah, arealso known as a bond truck right.

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Oh but damn right, yeah,believe the baden. Right, so I'll
go with five. But all theseother people are just gonna watch. Right.
Is this on a weekend or aweekday that they're doing. I'm guessing
the twenty six and twenty seventh isa weekend, yes, yeah, because
who's gonna get up work for this? I think there are people that would

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take off for this. Oh yeah, I'm sure over in Scotland they're lock
neest monsters like our big Foot wherepeople they probably have festivals for it,
you know, little carnival rides.Kids come out, you know, dress
up, you got lockedness, monsterface painting, yeah yeah, right,

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balloons you serve like fried catfish ata thing like that. Okay, maybe
maybe you know gives knots. Ilike that little garlic knots. Right.
Uh? So this is they It'scalled the Quest weekend. Uh. They're

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doing a cruise okay. And thecruise will go out in the water to
explore the Deaths Depths with deep scancaptain Alistair Mathson. There'll be four premium
cruises over the weekend forty five europer person and offering an extended trip using

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a sixty foot hydrophone to listen fornoises in the depths of God, you're
scaring the monster. Limited spaces areavailable. There's a Secrets of the Lock
tour and expert talk. So thisis just a convention. Sounds like it,
right? Uh? But like canI camp? Like? I want

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to know is there camping? Like? How do I do? I need
to get a hotel? Right?What's the lodging issues? Like out there?
Now we're getting somewhere, Like,hey, stay on the campgrounds.
Good luck? Right, you gotpeople out their party or whatever. I
can find this run now I'll ride. That bitch doesn't think right, just

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like think about your birthday night?Like, right, do you think it's
staged? Do you think they havepeople in the water like making sounds?
But oh did you hear it?I mean I don't put it beyond the
realm of possibility, right, soyou can That's what Houdini uncovered with people
that said they could talk to thedead, right, So I put put

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it out of the realm of possibility. But I would think you would see
that person. I don't know,I feel like you would. There'd be
some remnants of that. It's atext come in it says the National Animal
of Scotland as a unicorn. Yeah, they take their cryptids pretty seriously.
Yeah, it is a unicorn,but why why would you make a fictitious

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animal? And maybe it's not maybethey know something that we don't. Well,
the whole thing's made up. Anythis is the animal or bird or
fruit or pie or meal or whatever. It's all marketing. Oh, absolutely,
one hundred percent. But I couldgo outside right now and see a
scissor tail flycatcher, you know,the bird of Oklahoma. Yes, you

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can't go outside and see a unicorn, and maybe you can't in Scotland.
I've never been. I've never beenin Scotland. I'd like to go.
It looks cool, But I'm justsaying, like I could go out,
I could see it. If Iwas lucky enough, I could probably catch
one. But you can't. Youcan't do that with the unicorn. Yeah,
I'm just saying that, like certainthings that people reference as the official

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blank of whatever. Yeah they whatwas that? Break it? I don't
even know what it was. Soundslike they don't all make sense, right,
they don't correlate, right, it'sjust marketing, right, which makes
sense, I guess. And theunicorn is such an asterick enough that people
are like, ah, yeah,I'll go to Scotland. Yeah okay,

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or they're like who, They're like, just vote for it? Who cares?
Can we move on to other thingslike the clean water bill? Right,
and so they voted through and youcan't go if you believe in Bigfoot
or lockness. You can't say aunicorn isn't real, true, right,

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right? If you're gonna believe one, you gotta believe all of them.
If you're gonna believe aliens or really, you gotta believe that Bigfoot's real.
If you believe that Bigfoot's really,you gotta believe that unicorns or the Griffin
or any of these other mythical creaturesare real. I get that, And
for a penny and four pound miles, we'll be down for all of them.
I mean, I don't know ifI got the alien thing. If
you aliens, I think you canbelieve in aliens and not believe the other.
Right, Okay, Well, there'sno evidence that we have hard evidence

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people saying they exist, and peoplesay we have the evidence, but no
one's showing the evidence. Right,Well, so on that realm, I'm
with you. But the space isso vast that would be impossible. No,
for sure, Earth is finite,right, Okay, maybe not aliens.
You insert your cryptoid here. Yeah, yeah, whatever, But saying

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you believe in a unicorn feels reallysilly, a little bit, a little
bit, just just a scoch.But Bigfoot, Chupacabra, NeSSI all feel
solid. Sure, But I wouldargue in the last five years, maybe
a little bit longer believing in Bigfootand NeSSI and Chupacabra. You you buy

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into it more? Right, likeyou? It feels not as foolish,
right, could make sense? Forwhatever reason. Maybe it's the the the
acceptance of conspiracy right more than ever? Okay, right, I feel like
there's been more acceptance of conspiracies andgiving them validity in the last seven years,

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right than ever. I guess thatmakes sense. You find out one
conspiracies are actually true, it's like, well, how many other of them
are actually true? Maybe Bigfoot Israel? Maybe Long Night's Monster Israel. Are
there conspiracies that are true? Uh? Sure, we'll give me a second.
Here been proven? Yeah, thathave been proven? Right? Like

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you could say the uh, Idon't even know. I can't even think
of one off the top of itnot been proven. Yeah, I mean
I feel like that's an extreme one. All right, twelve conspiracies that turned
out to be true. Okay,let's see here. We have got the
I'm not crazy, all crazy.Yeah, it's a conspiracy of silence.

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We're not saying that every Kuku bananasthings that you hear is legitimate. We're
just saying that that's the case sometimes. Yeah, that's not We're talking.
Okay, the Dead Baby Project.Let's get into this, Okay, Okay,
this is one of them. Laughingat crazy conspiracy theories is good fun
until they turned out to be true. Take a conspiracy sounding the Project Sunshine,
for example, and the wake ofHiroshima and Nagasaki, the US government

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commenced a major study to the measurethe effects of nuclear fallout on the human
body. The conspiracy is the governmentwas stealing dead bodies to do radioactive testing.
The truth is the government was stealingparts of dead bodies because they needed
young tissue. Says. They recruiteda worldwide network of agents to find recently
deceased babies and children and then takesamples and even limbs, each collected without

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notification or permission of the more thanfifteen hundred grieving family. Least, the
government doing something bad or morally questionablehardly makes it a conspiracy. Okay,
this conspiracy here the during Prohibition,the government poisoned alcohol to keep people from
drinking it. By that, again, the government doing something bad doesn't make

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it a conspiracy, does it.Uh? If? I mean, if
you're one of those people that believethat the government is here for nothing but
good, and then you hear thatstory, then yes, it makes it
a conspiracy. But that is justthat definitely backs up what you just said.
But that doesn't mean it was whatyou're using as evidence to prove that

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was a conspiracy. Right. Well, I mean if if the majority of
the people believe that you know thisone thing, and then they're like,
no, no, no, that'snot true. Sure you know, then
that's a conspiracy. Sure, ButI don't until the news came out in
nineteen ninety seven that they did this, right, it wasn't a conspiracy.
The Project Sunshine, right, thefirst lady who ran the country. A

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stroke rendered President Woodrow Wilson incapable ofgoverning, and his wife crepetitiously stepped in.
That's the conspiracy. The truth isthat Wilson did suffer a debilitating stroke
towards the end of his presidency,but the government felt it was in the
country's best interest to keep things quiet. The public didn't learn about the stroke
for months, during which time hiswife, Edith was making most of the

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executive decisions. Despite missus Wilson claimingthat she acted only as a steward,
Historians who have analyzed the Wilson termin office confirm it was well over for
well over a year that miss Wilsonwas effectively president. Well, she wasn't
effectively President Reagan. Same thing,right, right, So I hear you

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again. I'm talking like a conspiracythat we have talked about, not we
people have talked about and like itis true, right right? Government mind
contry role. The conspiracy is theCIA was testing LSD and other hallucinogenic drugs
on Americans and a top secret experimentson behavioral modification. The program was known

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as mk Ultra, and it wasreal. CIA started by using volunteers.
The novelist Can Kessi was one notablesubject, but the program heads soon began
dosing people without their knowledge, andKAY Ultra left many victims permanently mentally disabled.
Don't miss the Okay. Yeah,so so that was okay, So

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this is where this is a hardconversation, right, because a CIA operation
is that a conspiracy? Again,if you think that the government's good asking
the good things, then yeah,the CIA doesn't do good things. I
don't think we know we know that. By the way, the fourth season
of Jack Ryan's not bad. Okay, never watched It's not bad. Oh.

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Yeah, No, I don't thinkas CIA. A CIA operation is
a conspiracy. It's just a secret. Yeah, A secret and conspiracy aren't
the same thing. But if you'renot being truthful, open and honest about
it, right, you just gota little word, but I'm not telling
you anything more about it. Well, then people start filling in the blanks,
which creates a conspira. Well,that creates the conspiracy. Yeah,

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that's what conspiracies are. They're alljust rumors. Yeah, I'm just saying
that the CIA can't be truthful,open and honest. Right. Yeah,
again, we're just having a conversationabout it. Absolutely. Found another article
here that's Project Sunshine Bad. Yeah, it's the same a lot of the
same stuff that I just went overthere. So, uh, there you

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go, six of them wild conspiraciesthat turned out to actually be true.
What do we got here, gaydar? Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Somebody texted of COVID conspiracies were true. I don't now. No, I
don't want to go down that rabbithole because y'all a little sensitive about it.

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Bohemian Grove a secret gathering of worldelites. I've heard about this.
They're supposed to be pictures out thereas well. Now, whether or not
those pictures are true, I don'tknow. A secretive organization of people that
control the world. Now, itturns out it does exist, and many
of its members are powerful world leadersand titans of industry. The real action
happens at Bohemian Grove, which appearsto primarily exist as a place where they're

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rich and powerful go to misbehave,or alternatively, to hear from a group
directly where members share a passion forthe outdoors, music and theater. The
Illuminati and there are a bunch ofpeople go on vacation together. Right.
I don't know if that makes itproves it to be real that they're twiddling

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their thumbs and master planning all right, Maybe I don't know. I'm just
saying that, like, yeah,they won't let us in, so we'll
ever know, will never ever know, but to know the place exists hardly
constitutes diabolical. They're on a sureyeah right, yeah, I don't.

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And I'm just asking the question,just because the government did something bad,
does that make it a conspiracy?M right? The Tuskegee men test that
they did. You might be ableto argue that that was the thing because
they were asked repeatedly if they didthis, and they said, nor where
they gave black men syphilis? Andthen we're like no, yeah, and

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then that was true. Right,So I mean there's your conspiracy. That's
a conspiracy that turned out to betrue. If they're like no, no,
no, no, that's not happening, We're not doing that at all.
I'm just trying to question what isthe threshold that has to be caught
crossed for it to be a conspiracy? Because it feels really vague. And
then once it's truthful, is itno longer a conspiracy because it was proven
true? You know, it's nota conspiracy because conspiracy is like, well,

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it could be true or it couldnot be true. That's what makes
it a conspiracy. So if Isuspect you of cheating and you're like,
no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a conspiracy.
But then when I say it's nolonger a conspiracy, Well, so
the amount of time it's a secretis what makes it a conspiracy. Not
necessarily the amount of time. It'sthe fact that you're saying that you're doing

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it, and I'm saying no,I'm not doing it, and then you
find out that I am doing it. Their conspiracy is over. Conspiracy is
you know, speculation until you haveproof that makes sense? Yeah, I
think sometimes conspiracy is a word youuse to make yourself feel like you're smarter
than everyone else. Right, allright, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back. More of TheBig Man Morning Show is next study seven

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five MT. Good morning, It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six zero kmod can also textBMMS and then what you want to say

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to eight two nine four five Sonysaid, A texted and they said,
has anybody found the plane lady orthe guy that wasn't real? I'm glad
you brought that up. Yes,Well, apparently we know who this woman
is and some details are surfacing thatare quite bizarre. Apparently the guy that
she was yelling that wasn't real isa relative of hers, yes, and

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that when she got off the planeshe was they were trying to apprehend her.
They state the female started claiming theaircraft was not safe and did not
want the aircraft to leave due toher believing it would not make it to
the destination. Due to the statementsof the flight attendants felt the aircraft needed
to be rescreened, which explained thatthe passenger was denied boarding and they wanted

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her escorted to the public side.They weren't sure who she was, so
she they found her eventually escorted herthrough security, so she was on the
other side of the security, whichapparently she tried to come back across multiple
times. The police finally found her. I guess the police. There's airport
police and then the police and thepolice showed up, couldn't find her.

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They finally found her outside on thecurb waiting for an uber and that that
that's pretty much all we know,and it kind of makes no there's a
lot of gaps still filled. Whyhasn't the family come forward. Why they're
saying this is who she is,She's she lives in some multimillion dollar home

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in Dallas. She's a graduate ofOklahoma State, And so why do we
not know more? That's valid questionbecause here's the question I have. How
did she get so keep it soquiet in modern times where we find out

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information super fast? Right? Shehas no social media? Right, never
has. Everything's on the internet.Yeah, but if you're threatened with your
life, keep it quiet, youknow, well crap, I do kind
of like where I'm living in whatI'm doing. I guess I'll keep my
mouth shut. Yeah, but theInternet is there forever. Even if you've

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posted something, it's there, evenif you delete it, it's still there.
It can be found by sluice.Absolutely, And that's why she hasn't
posted anything. No like. There'snothing no like from years ago, even
oh her party and her ass offat the at the Kaipi Chai party.
Maybe so maybe she never got intoit. Maybe it's one of those I
don't want to mess with this.I'm happy living my life the way that

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it is, sure, but youdon't grow up in that era and not
have social media and document it thatway. And no friends have any pictures
of her from college or high schoolor anything. It's it's impressive. She
was issued a ticket for criminal trespassnotice but refused to sign it. She

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was never arrested. She was deemeda rising star in twenty seventeen when she
served as the vice president of ClientsServices at Elevate Brand Marketing. She graduated
at Oklahoma State. She lives ina two million dollars home in the Lakewood
neighborhood of Dallas. She has amarketing firm in Dallas that she is a
co found a founder of, calledUpper Cup Marketing. That place is not

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given any comment. People obviously havegone on Lench. She went a full
month without anybody finding her, knowingwho she was. You let's just say
you're right, Gympie, and thatshe had no social media. There was
no like presence of her on socialmedia. She was quiet as you said.
You still have a marketing company,You still have to have a website,

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You still put your name on thewebsite. You are because relationships is
how a lot of those businesses areformed. Lindsay, can you slide over
just a little bit, thank youon how relationships are formed? Right,
here's a theory for you. Yeah, she's a government plan to keep you
distracted from what's really going on inthe world because with you know, the
Biden corruption, the laptop, thewar, and Russia and Ukraine, China

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being assholes, like Africa uprising,We've got all this stuff that's going on
in the world right now, butwe need something in the media to keep
the world distracted because well, wedon't want you know, this stuff getting
out or we don't want the focuson this over here. So what you
do is you take some Rando Janegovernment official whatever. Hey, I want

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to put you on this plane.You're gonna cause a scene saying this MF
for back here is real blah blahblah blah blah. Why am I going
to do that? Because it's yourjob, you're a government official, and
I'm your Boston. I'm telling youto do it. Okay, I think
that's a giant leap. Oh,it's a giant leap. But it makes
sense. So it doesn't make sense. How does it not make sense?
Because you as an individual have freedomof free will, like you still do

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things and don't go with things justbecause you work for the government, and
even at some point you won't workfor the government. I think that if
this is a government operative, okay, Cia, whatever the case is.
They're very hush hush. Yeah,you do have a life outside of work,
but you can't talk about it,Okay. So they plant this lady

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and they're like, well, aspeople are starting to ask questions, where's
this lady at, So you fabricatethis entire story, all this stuff that
you just read, with her marketingfirm and she's a graduate from OSU and
she lives in a giant house.It's all fabricated because well, god damn
it, we need to give thesepeople some answers so they'll stay focused on

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this and not what's going on inthe real world. Yeah, she works
with clients such as Xbox, Microsoft, And you're telling me that she doesn't
have social media, and she hasyou know, a million, millions of
million dollars home, right, andshe doesn't have am I like his conspiracy

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theory. It would make sense,Yes, it would make sense that all
these people that even she's associated withare like won't say anything because let's say
she is a government operty. Shestill has this marketing company, right,
fun, hold on, we allthree can't talk. She still has this
marketing company, she still has clientsthat you can validate all this information.
Yes, you can, because somebodyput it out there. What I'm saying,

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she is not. She does nothave a marketing company. She probably
doesn't live in this giant house.She probably didn't graduate from OSU. These
are all just stuff that was fabricatedto make you believe that she's a normal
plane Jane Gal. That's just batasscrazy, and that she's slid off the
cracker while she was on a plane. Yes, but they will investigate.

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People will go and search because peoplehave no other nothing better to do,
and find out and that will comeout. It wasn't She never owned this
house, she never went to OklahomaState. Just because they can document a
paper that says she went to OklahomaState doesn't mean there's not people that went
there and knew her. You knowwhat I'm saying. It isn't nineteen fifty.
But here's the thing. You anybodycould put anything on the Internet and

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you do the Google search, andthat's what's gonna come up. So you've
got people that are way up andsmarter than we are sure out there putting
this stuff on, scrubbing the Internetfrom any other information and making sure that
the information you get is what theyput out there. They put it out
there for you to find it andnot find anything else about it. So

(01:33:41):
therefore, when you search for this, that's all you're gonna find is the
stuff that they made up this profilefor this person. Some texts coming in
we simple explanation. I like thisrich, eccentric and crazy as possible.
Where's not We are not as intimatelyconnected and advanced as many foolishly believe.

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They still haven't found a suspect forthe one sixty nine shooting. I'm not
sure what we're referencing there. Maybeit's been a race from my mind because
I worked for a government controlled entity, or most don't know that there was
a huge police chase through Midtown acouple of weeks back, with helicopters and
dozens of squad units. I mean, I don't. Just because you don't

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know the answer me doesn't mean thereisn't an answer. Right, Every field
agent needs a good cover story.They could have recruited her in college,
but there are still people that knewher if she went to college that aren't
field agents, that don't know thatwas her thing, right, But there's
also so many other ways that youcan cover this thing up. Plastic surgery

(01:34:45):
depends on how deep you want toget into this thing. Man. You
know, anybody can go to adoctor and change your look. You started
off as Joe Schmo, you know, ugly ass dude. Go to the
doctor. Now you look like thishandsome fella and totally do not look like
what you look like when you werein high school, or when you were
in college or in your early twenties. You see what I'm saying. But

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you can't go up with the ideathat the government is so fine tuned but
yet can fumble so many things.That's just what they want you to.
Can't have it both ways, youcan't. Actually, the government goes way
deeper than what you're thinking. Thinkof it as an iceberg. What you
see on the top is it.How many people go under the iceberg to

(01:35:27):
see how far deep down it reallygoes? Not many people. So if
you think of the government as aniceberg and that's all that we see is
just what's on the surface, godeeper, go deeper, I bet you'd
be scared at you another text.Yeah, but Corbyn validated all this information
by reading the news story. I'mnot saying this is true. I'm not
saying it's her, right, itmay not be her at all. They

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may have the wrong person. Itcould still be somebody else. Yeah,
and that this person that they're saying, what if she comes from, She's
like, that's not me. Iwas never on that plane. There's two
Tiffany go mass. Well, thenyou've got another issue of shape shifters.
Then, or people with multiple namesand look exactly the same. Possible possible.

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I'll never forget this story and I'llremember it, and I know you
agree with this. Is that mydad's friend, he had a Celestchevy celebrity,
and he was at the dog trackand one night he got a little
too drunk, got in a car, drove home, right, and they
got home and it wasn't his carbecause they only make so many keys,
right, and so it duplicates likeit was a thing. Right. Yeah,

(01:36:35):
you can have people that look verysimilar. It's there's countless stories on
the Internet of people that look exactlythe same and have similar names. Right,
that's not shape shifters look look similarly, look exactly the same, twins
look exactly. There's one thing betweenhaving a doppel gang or somebody that kind
of looks like you and then havingan exact twin, and it would take

(01:36:57):
an exact twin of the gal forto pull that off. All right,
we gotta take a break and we'llbe back. You're listening to the Big
Mad Morning Show. This is Tulsa'sMorning Show ninety seven five KMOD. Good

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morning, It's the Big Mad MorningShow. Nine eight four six zero KMOD.
Can also text bmms and then whatyou want to say to eight two
nine four five. Joining us rightnow from his office is Mike Malega from
the Tulsa Drillers. Hello, sir, how are you? I am doing
great? Courtmen, Good morning man. I'm actually in Colorado dropping my daughter

(01:37:46):
off at school. Oh, sothis is I was speaking with Justin about
this yesterday. Because you and Ihave known each other for twenty three years,
twenty two years something like that,Like we've known each other along time,
a long time. Yet I rememberyour girls being super tiny at the
ballpark with you. Yeah, Imean bringing them in there and strollers and

(01:38:10):
you know and all that stuff.So yeah, they grew up at the
ballpark a bit. So have youhad this? Have you? I don't
want to say cry, but haveyou had an emotional moment like huh,
well, you know that was kindof last year. So this is her
sophomore year, So last year wasa little bit more difficult. This year
it's just more like, Okay,let's make sure you got all the stuff
you need and don't party too hard. Yeah. And as you said,

(01:38:30):
Colorado, is Colorado beautiful enough foryou that you'd want to move there?
Yeah? You know when I hungthem up, if she ended up staying
out here, I would definitely bedown with coming out here. It is
awesome. Yeah. So she's ata school in Golden, Colorado called Colorado
School of Mine. So it's justoutside of Denver, and yeah, it's
it's a great here man, andI love it. Yeah. When Justin

(01:38:51):
was telling us this yesterday, Ithought it was mine. Am i In
d like smart, which she is, but it's it's mine like like a
cave. Yeah, exactly exactly.It's an engineering school. So yeah,
so she's way smarter than me.All right, let's talk baseball. Tuls
drillers are back in action at oneoak Field and uh, we've got two

(01:39:12):
dollars Thursday tonight. You've got twonights of fireworks this week. Back to
school stuff. Big weekend happening atone Oak Field. Yeah, absolutely,
man, it's it's it's winding down. This is like our three weekends left,
including this weekend. You're right,big big fireworks back to back Tomorrow
night and Saturday and night. Butto n eight two dollars Thursday. We're
giving out some Drillers Pine classes tonightfor fans. So it's it's another big

(01:39:35):
weekend for us and the Drillers.The bats have really been alive these last
few games where the we've seen kindof a turn since the h the All
Star break where the guys are findingtheir groove with the offense again. Oh
my gosh. Yeah, we're justpiling on runs. I mean, scoring
double digits. You know, wedo this promotion with Mazzio's. When we
score seven runs or more, youknow, fans can get seven dollar pizzas

(01:39:59):
the next day, one topping pizzasfor dudezers. And I think we did
like four nights in or you knowhere over the over last weekend and to
the start of this homestand so yeah, the bats are hot, we're stinging
the ball a little bit and uhyeah, so hopefully we can put some
runs on the boarding and rock androll. This weekend, let's talk about
a little bit of some other MajorLeague baseball. I feel like we're a

(01:40:19):
broken record because we talk about lastyear with Aaron Judge was kind of the
big talk Showy Otani, man offorty home runs as a batter and ten
wins as a pitcher, the onlyone to ever do that in Major League
baseball history. It's pretty incredible,man, it really is. I mean,
we're seeing something special right now,major League Baseball. This is all
all this incredible town and Otani's definitelyat the top of the list. Never

(01:40:43):
seen anything like it in my life. I mean, you think about it,
forty home runs, pen wins,and we still got two months left
in the baseball season, so Imean, these numbers are going to probably
be fifteen and fifteen by the timeis over. And can you recall when
he was making his debut in aMarria, Like, has it always been
this much excitement around his career?You know? I think at the beginning,

(01:41:06):
nobody knew really what to expect.They're like, Oh, this guy's
gonna hit and he's gonna pitch.I mean, like, are you kidding
me? That's crazy? And thenhe's done it, and he's done it
at such a high level on bothsides of the game. It's just it's
hard to believe that it could possiblybe as good as he is. No,
I don't think anybody expected him tobe as good. And you hope

(01:41:29):
this continues on. But have weseen players fall like, do great and
then the next season they just can'tmatch it. Well, he's been doing
it for like three or four yearsnow in the big League, So I
don't think there's gonna be any question. This guy is not like a flash
in the pan. He is justa he's just a free athlete, and
he's an incredible player. And Ithink what you're going to see now is

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is you're going to see more playersgiven the chance to play both ways.
I mean, in college, you'vegot a lot of guys that are great
hitters and great pitchers, and thenthey really kind of make them go one
way or the other. Ones theyget drafted and they get into the professional
ranks. And now that you seeguys like Otani that are capable of doing
and I think it just makes everyorganization a believer that that other guys may

(01:42:12):
have that same success rate. Sothey'll probably give them more of a chance
than the minors to see if thatis something that could translate to the big
leagues. So, I mean,I think it'll be exciting. I think
we'll see two way players, youknow, coming through Tulsa a lot more
frequently now. Yeah, because thefuture stars play at one oak Field Tulsa
Drillers back in action down at oneoak Field. They're in town this week
and make sure you're one of twotimes you're gonna see them for this month.

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Travel safe in Colorado. Congratulations toyour daughter mag making it back to school
and thanks for taking the time.Yeah, I appreciate it. Man.
Thanks Corby, you guys have agreat weekend. All right, we'll take
a break. Good morning, It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show nine one eight

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Now here's Corbyn, Gibby and Lindsaywith this week's top list. This week's
top list is names. You'd changeyours too if you could. Subway has

(01:45:00):
that story of their letting people changetheir name. If you change your name,
is it change your name or tattoochange your name? Legally? They
did the tattoo thing. Yeah,what a couple of years ago or whatever.
Okay, and somebody went all outgot like this giant back piece or
whatever of the Subway logo. They'llgive you seven hundred and fifty dollars to

(01:45:20):
help with the legal fees to changeyour name, and then also a bunch
of gift cards to have sandwiches.Thanks for life, all right, Lindsey,
what you got number five? Elizabeth? When I was a kid,

(01:45:40):
you know, growing up an onlychild for summer. I loved that name.
Elizabeth. My imaginary friend was namedElizabeth. Huh. Yes, Now
would you go by Elizabeth or wouldit be Liz or Beth or Lizzie.
I think I think that's why Iliked the name so much. Very yes,
verse at all you can anyway?Yes, absolutely, Liz, Hey,

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Liz, Beth, Beth, Liz. Yeah, I like it.
What's it called when you have adifferent name, like alias? It gives
a lot of aliases. Yeah,definitely. Number four for me, Charlotte.
Always loved that old timy name,and I don't hear it often.
Uh. There was a show ofPrivate Practice on ABC and there was a

(01:46:23):
character on the show. Her namewas Charlotte, and I liked that character,
and I just love that name.And again, call called shar or.
I don't know anybody whose named Charlotte. It's called shar right, It's
always Charlotte. Always think of CharlotteRay, you know missus Garrison from the

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Facts of Line. Huh. Numberthree for me, Harrah. It means
queen, and I am the queenof my castle. I'm surrounded by dudes
all the time. What was thename Harrah? H E. R.
A, and number two for meis Live. I've always loved the name.

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The only one I know of isLive Tyler. I'm not necessarily a
huge Live Tyler fan, but Ido enjoy her name. Three letters,
very simple, and it's just kindof it's just cool. It's a cool
name, I think. And thennumber one for me is Eleanor. I

(01:47:27):
think that that is just a beautifulname. It's very old timey. But
I love the shortened version of ELand you see it Elle magazine, Elle
Macpherson. I love just ell,very simple and forever, I've just loved

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it to write it easy, peasy, just done, Ell simple. It's
ironic that some of the names thatyou've chosen, the reason you liked them
is because there's a shorter version.Yeah, and yet you did not choose
the shorter version, like Eleanor.You didn't pick LL. Technically we can

(01:48:10):
call you LL right now if wewant to be that is true. You
could Top five are doing our toplist today. It's names you'd change yours
too. Number five, Kimpy.Number five is the name that when I
was when I was thinking of this, it's the first one that popped into
my head. And I have noidea. I tried to stay away from

(01:48:30):
this name as much as humanly possible, Like I made the rest of the
list, and this name just keptshouting out at me. And I said,
all right, if it, we'regonna put it on a list,
but you're gonna be number five,So I'm a bitch. Xander Sander Sanders
what popped into my head? AndI was like, Sanders, that's I
don't know about zand a brunch ofyou exactly, my mirmosis, my toast

(01:48:56):
just said a baby named Xander.Yeah. Yeah. I was like,
okay, fine, whatever, Ifyou're gonna keep screaming that name in my
head, then I'm gonna go aheadand put it down. Okay. Number
four here is because my uncle.Okay, and I loved my uncle.
He was an awesome dude, andit sucks that he died when I was
such a at such a young age. I was. I was twelve when

(01:49:17):
he died, and uh, itwas just an awesome dude. The cat
raised three wheelers and four wheelers andhe knew how to party and throw down.
And that's Bill, my uncle Bill. I love that guy. He
died in a car accident the daybefore his daughter's twelfth birthday, you know,
And that's just a memory I'll neverforget. As a matter of fact,

(01:49:41):
when I was going to go spendthe night with my cousin Beth,
we were we were leaving the house. It was that fourth of July and
they were partying at our house.So I left with my aunt and my
cousin Beth and my aunt's boyfriend Chester. Nice. No, not nice Chester,
Think Chester. Picture that in yourhead, a phrase that goes with

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Chester. That's exactly what he lookedlike. Yeah, okay. So we
would pass him by and they kindof lived on the path to my grandma's
house, which my uncle Bill livedback behind my grandma. They big land,
you know, when they had ahouse down there. And we passed
a car that had flipped over,rolled over into a ditch, and come

(01:50:25):
to find out, that was myuncle Bill's cars that heat that was rolled
over into the ditch. So Billnumber three here Ezekiel Ezekiel from that TikTok
film. Hey, what's your name, Tony? What's yours? Ezekiel?

(01:50:45):
If you Tony? If you Ezekiel? Yeah, so Ezekiel, nothing biblical,
just say name absolutely, But Istrictly TikTok for me. Guess what
I did over there? I'm builta fire, don't you say? Then?
I begged your mother? Next toit, I love it. Number

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two on this list of names thatI would change mine too if I could.
Le Roy. It's French. Ilove it. It's French for the
Roy. I love it. It'snot Leroy, it's low. I love
it. It's more. It's morecultured than Leroy, exactly Roy. And

(01:51:30):
then number one. I have beena fan of this name forever, and
I probably would have named one ofmy kids. This had have been solely
up to me. But you knowhow kids names are. You gotta compromise
when it comes to the spouses.But I did name a Chinese water dragon

(01:51:50):
that I had as this name becauseI love the name so much. And
that's Maximus Maximus. Anytime I meetsomebody named max I have to ask them
is that short for Maxwell? Isit Maximus or is it Maximo? I
have to know. And I thinkI've only met like maybe a small handful,

(01:52:12):
small handful of Maximus. This isin my time. There's just something
about it. I don't know.I think it's a cool last name.
Maximus. Yeah, Latin for greatest. Yeah, okay, Yeah, that's
fun. That's a good name.Yeah. So we're doing our top list
names. You'd changers too. Ikind of stayed with what my family thing

(01:52:35):
is and all the males have cJP, so I only picked C names.
I had a whole bunch written down, like paul Enus, which you
can figure out on your own,but I decided, no, I'm gonna
do like all c's. Do youget it, Lindsay Paulus. Number five
Cyrus Cyrus, like the virus.Yeah, it just sounds it just flows

(01:52:59):
off the tongue. It sounds likeI always go to. It was like
a quarterback announcement, like at quarterbackCyrus paris Like that sounds cool right right?
Number four along the same lines,Cult okay, okay, sounds like
I'm either going to be really goodat wrangling a horse or I might be
a gun enthusiast. I don't know, but either way, as a quarterback,

(01:53:21):
it sounds like a cool name,right. And if you don't play
for Inneapolis, well you're just yeah. Uh. Number three another name.
It has a meaning. It's Germanfor warrior, and that is Kai.
Okay. I feel like any movieyou watch from like the eighties, and
a kid from California moved to yourhometown. His name was Kai at homeless

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dude, Kai Kai? Yeah?Yeah, sure, who's a murderer?
Work work swork? Oh show whathe's a murder for those who no go
look at it's amazing. Number twoagain, great name as announcing a quarterback.
Cash. Okay, Marcus's best friendis named Cash. Oh good Cash?

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Yeah okay, it sound like youwere gonna say something. Number one
I've always wished. I think whenyou're younger, you think about your name
and you think about like what yourname could have been, and growing up
with a not traditional name like Corbin, it was hard to find like key
chains with my name on it.But I always kind of was like,
oh, I want my name tobe different than other names stand out.

(01:54:35):
I'll be so generic. And Ialways liked the words the names Jason and
the name Chase, so I putthem together. Chason, don't scrunch your
nose. I didn't scrunch my noseat yours. I think you could have
gone with Jas. But yeah,Jason's good. Chason, Jason Pierce.

(01:54:57):
Yeah, it was JP. Yes, boom, look at that. See
that's where My mind was I moldand I thought I was so creative when
I came up with that name,only to find out there's a lot of
people named Chason. Really, yes, it is a not common but it
is a sea name that people youknow, resort to. Did you know
that Chason was what I went with. I made a whole list and was

(01:55:18):
like, I gotta go with thethe sea thing, since that's who my
family was. Right, some textscoming in, Uh Jackson, Aaron,
Frederick, Huh, Frederic Dante andSebastian. Okay, Sebastian's cool. I
did that. You got Sebastian Bachright, you got Sebastian the Crab.

(01:55:43):
Sebastian's not a bad name. Kevinloved with that name for Sebastian when we
were pregnant the first time, buthe liked it from that that one movie
with the Reese Witherspoon and uh,the chick from screen was it was she
in it. I don't know that. I don't know what the movie you're
talking about. Yeah, it's I'mdrawing a blank on it. But Sebastian

(01:56:10):
was the name of the nineties CruelIntentions. There's a character named Sebastian.
We had a friend in school namedMax. The only bad thing is we
it's easily, really easy to connectto MAXI Pad. He loved it.
B Rad We've talked about that before. B Rad's a great name spelled Koi.
No, that's Koi Koi. Kaiwould be c Ai from in my

(01:56:32):
example, Quinn, somebody text inBuster Hyman. I mean I started writing
like full names like Paul Enus andRichard Long. But then I was like,
no, no, no, we'rejust changing your first name first night,
so you gotta you gotta get ridof that. Somebody sent Teagan in

(01:56:54):
as a name. Well, that'sinteresting. Yeah. My grandma's name was
Arlette on my dad side him.My dad's father's name was Carl Carlin Charlotte.
Yes, yeah, that's the sidewhere the c thing originates from.
My grandma's name was Nova, whichI thought was awesome. That's a great

(01:57:14):
name of Chevy car. Yeah,that's a good neutral name, absolutely absolutely
Nova. And then uh uh.My grandpa's name was Ed, but everybody
called him Bud for whatever reason.I never understood that. How do you
get the connection there? Whatever?Was it simply ed or was it ed?
Wynn or Edward was Edward, butcalled him ed that bud. Maybe

(01:57:35):
maybe he back then it would havebeen called the ditch weed. Maybe maybe
he had a cousin. Uh AndI always thought this was weird. Cousin
named Pitt. P I d hada cousin named Pitt and his wife Darlene
Pitt and Darline are coming down thisweek. Yeah, And I was like,
that's interesting. Uh. We hadI had an uh an aunt Cookie,

(01:57:58):
okay. And it wasn't until Iwas like twenty that I found out
her name really wasn't Cookie. AndI think everybody has names and you're just
like, oh, okay, takeit for what it is. Yeah,
somebody texted inside said Jerick, okay, like Derek but with the GI.
My wife's grandpa's name was Lowayne lowWayne, not low Wayne. Yeah.

(01:58:24):
Vasa and Cecil were my great grandparents. Cecil's an unappreciated name. I agree,
Cecil huh yeah, I don't know. It's just old school, you
know. And I think of theattire shop and wasn't like sand Springs or
something, Cecil and sons down there, Okay, yeah, it's just Cecil's.
And then they had a place mybuddy Shannon, his dad. It

(01:58:45):
was a beer bar they are inBroken Arrow named Cecil's. It was on
Main Street there and it's now VeteransPark or whatever. Yea, yeah,
Cecil. I think it's just anunderappreciated name. Cecil feels like one of
two things, either the person thatyou're gonna get your math homework notes or
also the person you go to whenyou have a squeaky door. Maverick.
Yeah, that's a good one,Maverick, Maverick. My daughter's name is

(01:59:11):
Zhona za Own. Uh. Ifyou have to back up your child or
whoever's name with the phonetic pronunciation,breakout, Yeah that za Owner or Anna.
Yeah, I don't know, ohneaters exactly. My friend's parents named
her and her siblings with Jay names. The parents have Jay names, Jennifer,

(01:59:36):
Joseph, Jody, Jamie, Jordan. I call them the Jardashians.
That's hilarious. If you watch anyof the Dugar stuff, that documentary on
Amazon Prime, or you've ever watched, all their kids have names kind of
like that. Okay, here's likegrizz book. They're so close, you're
like, I can't keep them rightexactly. They even at one point asked
the girls to name all the kids, and they're like, one, yeah,

(02:00:00):
my own kids mixed up all thetime. You have three, I
know, I know. Did youimagine adding you know, sixteen? More
on type of that. Well,that may be a little different, because
sometimes I will like when my kid, if I'm like, they're in trouble,
right, I may say one ofthe Like if one kid's always in
trouble, and then one who's neverin trouble suddenly is in trouble, I
might say the kid's name who's alwaysin trouble? Right. You just got
a lot going on at the sametime too. That's usually what happened to

(02:00:23):
me. There's a lot going on. They're all acting up, but one
did something worse than the other,and you're like, God, damn it.
You with the hair on your head? Now over here? Yeah,
all right, we gotta take abreak. We'll be back. Tell us
this morning show. Oh yeah,he's coming right back. Morning show.
Tells us Rock station at ninety sevenfive KMOD, Good morning, It's the

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Big Man Morning Show. Nine eightfour six zero KMOD canaso text BMMS and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five This is an
interesting headline, Corey Taylor claims thereare people in Iowa ashamed that Slipknot is
from there. Huh. For thoseof an know, I grew up in

(02:01:15):
Iowa. I remember when slip Knotwas emerging. I remember them playing the
fair all the time at like thatside stage thing before they became big.
And I don't I don't know whata ship I guess I don't know what
a shamed means. I always thoughta shame was like you feel guilty,
right, Ah, shame and shamenot the same, right, I don't

(02:01:35):
think so, like I would thinkyou feel guilty because they're from Iowa.
So he says, we were judgedso blanking long about who we were.
I mean, we came from thefringe and what we represented was something that
to do this to this day isstill hold on. He used it a
really big word. He's bad aboutthat sometimes. Yeah, that somebody dislikes

(02:02:03):
to this day is still disliked toa lot of people in Iowa. There
are people, there are a lotof people in Iowa that are very ashamed
of the fact that Slipknot comes fromthere. So really, what he means
is they're embarrassed yeah, exactly,ashamed meaning embarrassed or guilty because of one's
actions. So with that being said, you've got a bunch of a bunch

(02:02:24):
of you know, people on onestage dressed and Janitor's outfits and weird crazy
masks right banging the s out ofdrums and just playing super loud. And
to be honest with you, Imean, sure you had quar you could
probably even put Kiss in that arenasomewhere, but nobody was doing it like

(02:02:46):
Slipknot did until they came around totally. You know what I mean. Well,
I mean Kiss had done it before. Money plenty of bands have kind
of taken on a persona on stage, but nobody had done it at the
way that Slipknot did it right,right, He even says, make sure
I get this right. There areso many Okay. Somebody was asked if

(02:03:11):
he was surprised that people would bedisappointed that Slipknot came from Iowa. He
says, not if you come fromthere, not if you know the people.
There's a lot of effing dicks whostill live in Des Moines, Iowa
that are so mad. I knowdudes that I've known for thirty years.
I run into them and they sighed, I me hard And that could be
a number of things there. Onewere embarrassed at these clowns and Yahoo's are

(02:03:34):
part of our talent? Or two, which is probably the one I want
to be leaning towards. It's it'sa envy, Okay, I might buy
that. I also might buy withyou're a short guy with a lot of
attention. What's he got that Idon't? So maybe envy in that regards
not knowing who he is. I'mnot saying they're not worldly popular. Unless

(02:03:58):
you're a fan and he was atthe airport, you wouldn't know who he
is. Just the average joe wouldn'tknow what he looks. That he's scorey
from slip knot right because they wearmasks, they wear costumes. Yeah,
if you're a diehard, you're gonnaknow who he is. Like, take
another famous band, right, tryto find something equal? Would we would

(02:04:18):
we count the Food Fighters is equalto slip Knot so far as popularity world
popularity, No, No, I'dsay the Food Fighters are way more.
Okay, give me one that wouldequal in popularity because the idea of that
whoever the front man is for thatperson or front woman is for that person
has some recognition outside of people thatknow the music. Right, We'll just

(02:04:42):
use War for example. Guar isworldwide. We're now right, yeah,
but nobody really knows who they areexactly. And that's my point. That's
my points. Everybody knows of thebang War, they know of the costumes,
they know of the crazy stunts thatthey do, but nobody knows the
person underneath the makeup, underneath theAnd that's my point right there is because
slip knot same way. He alsotalks about how there was a lot of

(02:05:06):
people trolling through Des Moines trying tofind the next slip Knot after they got
popular. Everybody who we tried tohelp blew it. They just didn't want
it as much as we wanted it. I mean we would have we would
have lived and died for the sand these guys just thought it was a
crumb. Sure, I remember that. I remember a ton of people trying

(02:05:27):
to pick up like being and Iwere like, whoa this is this is
the California gold rush, right ifthey can do it, I can do
it. Or oh no, justlike A and R. People coming to
try and find a band, andthen people emulate what's popular and try to
come with it. But I don't. I it would be weird to be
ashamed. I'm trying to think,like, what would make me ashamed of

(02:05:48):
a band being from right Oklahoma?Like, let's let's go with the most
recent up and coming promising artist.He's from the area. We we I
think gimpy and I had this guypinned, or maybe one of him,
or I had this guy pinned aslike this is some good stuff because we

(02:06:09):
played it on a podcast a yearago. Zach Bryan. Absolutely, and
look how he's blown up since theYeah, now, what would make you
a shame that he's from Oklahoma?Find out he's dead Link kids? Yeah,
well, and that's not my jam, right, That's that's not my
music. But I still I'm like, this guy's got it man, right,
the guy that was in the newsrecently forgetting stabbed in prison. The

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music artist he made headlines just theother day. He was in a rock
band and anyways that people were saying, oh too, Betty didn't die.
He would be someone that I wouldbe ashamed if he came from Oklahoma.

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No, I would be ashamed ofhim if he came from my hometown.
Okay, we'll hold one. Soyou gotta be careful here. Ian Watkins
is who you're talking about. Hewas in the band The Lost Profits.
He's in prison for planning murder.Like, he's a bad dude, So
that would be a reason to benot like him though, right, yes,

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ashamed, that'd be a real reasonto be Yeah, but I was
like, yeah, but we didn'tknow that at the time, right,
it wasn't that came after the fact. Go down that robit hole. Yeah,
that's that's a deep one. Yeah. Yeah, so far from me.
I don't think there's anything that Icould be like, oh, I'm
ashamed that this person is from ourstate, short of some heinous crime.
But for the music they sing.If you sing if you're in a band

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that praises neo Nazi movements, I'mprobably I'm not going to be ashamed.
I think it's bad, right,It's not for me, you know,
much like with slip Knot, Andthis could be the case with slip Knot.
You know, the Bible Belt Christiancommunity and they're out there singing the
Devil's music. It's a it's agiant stretched because the Bible Belt is for

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a fat person apparently, because itstretches from all the way to here to
like, come on, oh,it's huge. But I could see,
I could see how people would beashamed of, you know, we've got
good Christian morals down here and therethey are dressing up black clowns, sanging
the Devil's music, bouncing up anddown with their kegs and whatnots I was

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thinking, because I was doing Iwent down a rabbit hole about the dust
bowl because I was trying to figureout, like where exactly was the dust
bowl, And it was really inlike one county in Cimarron County in Oklahoma
where Guyman is right out by that, and it's from here to there.
It takes the same amount of timeto travel by cars it would from here
to Des Moines. Yeah. Right, that's how big it is. When

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people like the Bible belt, it'sa giant belt, it's more of like
a a onesie like it's huge.Right, So it's at that point,
it's just it's not real, right, It's just a phrase you used to
make yourself feel like you're from agreat place. Yeah. If anything,
be proud we we breed celebrities inIowa. Yeah. Sure, it doesn't

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matter just because you don't like themusic, or you think it's loud,
or you know, Lindsay, nowwe're having a conversation about Drowning Pool when
they first came out the other day. Just because it's loud, that doesn't
mean anything. I hardly think slipknotsloud music anymore. I guess they do
really breed celebrities in Iowa. AshtonKutcher, Yeah, yeah, Chris I
played football against him, Elijah Woodfrodo uh, John Wayne the Duke.

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Yeah, I did not know that. And of course some other one Annabeth
Gish who she ain't on his list. She shouldn't be. But people will
do that too, like they livedthere, they were born there but then
moved away. Yeah right, rightright, Herbert Hoover, Otto, Frederick
Roweader, Tom Arnold, right,Harry Hopkins, Corbyn, Pierce, No

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Graham, have your own i dBpage. Yeah, it doesn't matter that
you can create. Anyone can createon their own. I don't even know
how that happened. I did notcreate an imd B page. Somebody somebody
did, Somebody went. This performanceis so either a compelling or be so
horrendous. He deserves to have anIMDP B page to show how not good

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he is. Right, do notcast this man. I was thinking about
going on there and adding when Iwas on Homwer hot Line in nineteen eighty
four. Dude, you totally should. If somebody could go. If somebody
going there and add to Ralph Mancio'sprofile that he saved a dolphin that had
beached itself or whatever, then youshould totally put that on. And I
think I was in a Hank commercial. Yeah, I don't know if you

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put commercials on there? Why not? You were on film, you were
on TV? Sure, why not? And I've been on a couple of
news broadcasts, right, You've beenon you know, doing the fights that
has been broadcasting. Yeah, soyou got that, you got that going
for you, dude. We're fillingup your IMDb right now as we're speaking.

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Somebody be out there typing right now, just filling it out. No,
don't no, I don't need Idon't need to be attributed to some
movie Lindsay's promoting at nine. Oh. Absolutely, absolutely do it, and
then start a wiki page for him. Yeah, all right, we gotta
take a break. We'll be backThe Big Man Morning Show returns next tells
This Morning Show ninety seven five km O D. I'm a s I

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lost by life. That's as lost. Good morning, It's the Big Man
Morning Show. Lindsay, what youlearned today? Well, I learned that
I it was the new Hollywood.And Corvin says he wants to witness a

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cock fight nicely one every day onthis show. Give me what you learned
today. I learned that Lindsay issurrounded by dudes all the time. I
think I watched that film this morning. And I also learned if you have
a small Christian wayner, that there'sa position for you out there. I
learned that odd oddly Lindsay looks likein Elizabeth Charlotte, Harrah Live or Eleanor.

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And I also learned hashtag Larroy andain't easy. It's corp and say
make sure that dishwasher's loaded right,it's simsy, stop tracking my cycle.
This is Larroy and I'm sorry,cook, no make noise inter password Corb

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SUSA, Bless Tulsa. We tried, boys,