BMMS 8-13-25

HUMP DAAAAYYYY!!!! Don't Take Medical Advice From Chat GPT, When You're Hot And Allergic To Sweat, Getting Caught Banging By Your your Folks, Being Frugal, We Talk Rocklahoma, & BONERS!!!!

Episode Transcript

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to talk about. We got our top five songs Top
five songs for back to School.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I already have a problem to this list.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
By the way, y'all Top five songs for back to
School from listener A hornymath teacher. Ah, there it is,
so I have the problem. Math teachers can be horny too,
as long as they don't direct No.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, teachers are human.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Teachers aren't allowed to have human feelings like horny. You're
allowed to have that, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
As long as you don't get to tell people you
haven't as long.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
As you're not telling them in the classroom like good morning, children,
I am horny.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey man, how was a teacher today? Good?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was horny all day? No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
So teachers are not human, got it? You're human.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You just shouldn't say after being around children, you've been
horny all day. You shouldn't describe yourself as horny and
include the word teacher behind it. What if you disclaim
it by saying not because of the kids, but because
of my thoughts of my significant other or we You know,

(04:34):
my wife and I are my significant other and I
got pretty rowdy last night and I've been horny all day. Yeah, Ma,
get clear that you were not talking about the children
that are making you horny.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
No one's gonna believe you.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, I'm not hearing you past. I'm a horny teacher.
Michael thinks for coming in today for the interview to
be the math teacher. How are you feeling today? Horny?
A bit horny?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's one of those details in life. Just keep to yourself.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Has nothing to do with you being human or not,
no matter, keep it to yourself, no matter what you
do for a profession, just just keep it to yourself.
I think so, Okay, I think so. So if your
wife is like, hey you horny. You just like no, no, no,
no in a relate no in a profession. You said profession.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Unless you're going to interview at the bunny.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Ranch right right? Make you strip club? Maybe? I don't
know if you want them horny. No, you maybe want
the people attending the customer's horny, right right right. You
don't want your dances horny? No, that might that might
generate some more revenue. I'm so shocked a guy that
has spent so much time mostly because of work and

(05:47):
also not inside a strip club falls into that trap.
What do you mean they're not they're trying to get money.
Oh yeah, they're not. They're not horny. Maybe someone off
maybe don't see you're falling into the trap. Maybe they're
there to work. They're not there to be sexy for you.
I actually they are there to be sexy for you

(06:08):
two make money, right. It's all a big chain of
events right there. I totally get it. But people are
allowed to be horny at work, be it a dancer
or a radio DJ, or you know, sometimes even a
math teacher.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
So if I said I'm horny right now, no bueno
You're allowed to have your feeling. This is what I
tell my children. You're allowed to have your feelings. You're
not allowed to have your actions.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You can feel horny, but when you action it out
in some capacity, that's where the problem is.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Be it an announcement or well, what's showing it? Sending
it in on a list? But what how do you
explain the nrbs? I mean those happen, those happen the
no reason boners. And obviously you're little dudes like, hey,
I'm feeling something here, so it's time to rise to
the occasion. Yeah, that's a you problem, your inability to

(07:09):
change your mind and what you're thinking about right rather
than hyper focusing on it.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
You're an adult. You have verges of wanting to hurt people.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I would imagine maybe they cut you off from traffic
and you suppress those.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Why do you get to the escape.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Of boner Because that's something that you know what happens.
And some people notice that sort of thing. It's like, ah,
look like you got a little something. They're trying to,
you know, poke out your britches. Yeah, because maybe you've
had dirty thoughts. It just if you're I I have
not been around a lot of brain dead people.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I take that back.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'm pretty sure I've spent the last twenty years around
a few. But I don't think somebody who's medically brain
dead gets in our bees. No, because but you're.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Saying it just happens.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
So if that's true, then people that are in comas,
people that are brain dead just they would just get
a boner out of because the sun is up. Yeah,
because the blood rushes to that area of your body.
We might have to find a doctor and ask him
about this. Do brain dead patients get erections because it's

(08:27):
not there gets stiff?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
But it's a different thing. I get what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Your thoughts on that sort of thing is what helps
protrude that and make it happen.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
And some contact yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
But sometimes it's just blood flow going through your body
and it's gotta go somewhere, so he goes.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
You know. I want to next time I talk to
a doctor, no matter where the situation, I want to
ask them about that. Do brain dead patients get boners?
I probably google it now.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Listen. Confirmation bias is a thing.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Just because you google something and you get your result
does not mean and that's true. I believe you. Obviously
you get morning wood's a thing. You wake up, the
blood flows, but the moment you feel any urge down there,
your mind starts going in that direction and aids the process.

(09:17):
Oh you could say that's a youth thing. Then that's
what I said, trolling your brain. That's what I said.
Brain Dead individuals can experience erections often referred to as
death erections or reflex erections or reflections. And I just
made that last one. These are not associated with any
consciousnessation or sexual desire, and are purely a result of

(09:40):
spinal reflexes. They occur due to the spinal cord still
being active after brain death, causing involuntary muscle contractions, including
those in the penis. So it's a nerve spinal reaction,
a medical problem. Sorry, I got this massive boner. It's

(10:01):
I've got I've got a spinal issue. It boggles me
hearing men specifically defend getting boners like they're not in
control of their bodies.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, it's a wild take.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Sometimes they are, sometimes they're not. Sometimes it's a spinal thing.
What I'm hearing you say is, eh, I ain't gonna
fix itself. Well, I never said that.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I'm just saying it as happens.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Look, you're gonna leave me this way?

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Oh god, this case Boner's happen. Yeah, and I'm confident
a lot of you are agreeing with GIMPI. Please it
is a wild take to defend your boner well, Corbyn,
this is a text that came in, no kidding. If
you don't get random erections, then apparently you're Johnson doesn't

(10:51):
work right and it ain't something you can control. Thanks doctor, Yes,
I believe so because of the spinal cord reflex google
pre a prism again, a medical problem. That's not what
Gimpie's talking about. Bus I can't hope, but I'm just

(11:16):
knocking lamps over. This happens. It happens. Do people get
in our since they're so random and you can't control them?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You ever get one out of daycare?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Me personally? No, I'm just saying, if your theory is
true on a playground, a school recital, I'm a daddy,
and donuts at the at the kindergarten, when you're in
bed reading to your kid, I'm sure it has happened.
I'm getting sweaty stupidness. That's happening. I almost just swore.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You're Johnson doesn't work?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Do you think you're insulting me? I'm fifty. I know
I had to have fertility treatment. I know.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
He's will well aware of his inactive boner. Yeah. Also
doesn't bother me if my pecker doesn't work. Right, I
got two kids, My wife seems to be happy. Make happy.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Sure you will, right, that's why you're you're so good
at it. Huh, settled down Johnson.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Right, you're probably wearing that shirt with the dog on
the porch, right, the big Johnson t shirts. Oh god,
welcome to That was the.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Thing we let kids wear those shirts.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Oh oh yeah, I remember.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I am.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
I apologize. Didn't mean to get you so worked up
this morning. And you know, not yet yet, there's still time.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Hold on. Yes, I'm comfortable saying this.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
I've never had a boner during the show, never ever,
never ever, not even an NRB. I feel like I've
said this. I don't get n RB's. I don't think
that's a thing. I think that is a male excuse
to argue why you can have thoughts and not control them.
That's fair, That's that's fair. For you to think that,
but clearly scientifically nope. For medical problems. By the way,

(13:35):
excellent text. All this horny boner talk has me all
horned up, pulling into work.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That would be true, Like if just the talk of it.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Right right that that if that's true, it can be
saying you should just get one.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
There should be some factor that encourages it.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
We're not talking about your hand brushing it repeatedly. If
it's repeatedly they you're doing. I'm just saying, how many
times do you walk and something brushes up to your
waist section? Right?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do you get a boner?

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Some people do? Some people do just simply because it's
something as touching that horogenous area, be it a corner
of a table or you know, a lady's dress. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm gonna reword this.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
This portion of The Big Man Morning Show is sponsored
by ReVibe Men's Health. If you are suffering from any
sort of Johnson issue, I'm confident the folks over at
ReVibe can help. I'm not sweaty, No, I'm not thinking

(14:41):
about boners. All right, let's talk about something else other
than boners. Who had boners on their bingo card? Not me,
probably many I hope they talk about booners today.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Probably the horny math teacher.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
It's all the horny math teacher's fault. That sure would
a horny pe teacher be worse, being as that most
pe teachers are dudes. Is that what you mean? I'm
just asking in general. I mean, I don't think a
teacher is a teacher is a teacher no matter what
subject they're teaching, They're all really the same.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Maybe either way you said at the beginning teachers should
not be all horned up when they're in the building.
Mister Zimmer at south Dale Elementary he was our pe teacher.
But all he did was put out some nerf balls
and sit in a chair and watch all the little kids,
right I think.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
And he woreried those weird coat shorts yep.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
All the shorty short ones like made out of like
you know, Paul Yester or whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And he had a.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Whistle around his neck, which I think is completely stupid. Well,
you gotta let everybody know how to slow down or
speed up.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Every other teacher doesn't have a whistle.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Why do you need a whistle in a math clock?
Why do you need a whistle for throwing nerf balls. Okay, guys,
class is over. That pretty much does the trick, you know,
as well as I roll plane. Kids will get into
the moment, and if they're throwing nerf balls around, they
may not hear the bell ring. So therefore you've got

(16:28):
to blow to whistle and let them know, Hey, we're done.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
It's time to collect all the nerves, time.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
And get your balls and get out of here. Right,
I don't My kids' school's fairly new. There's no they
don't have bells. There's no like bell Are they buzzers? No?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, they just let them read the clock. Oh look
at you.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Miss, I'm just saying like it kind of makes no sense.
Even when I was in high school and we had
like bells for you know, being in class or whatever,
the hallway clock would be different time than the one
and so.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
Oh yeah, none of the clocks were the same.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
So how can I be there before the bell if
the clock get I'm looking at is wrong. We gotta
synchronize your woch to.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Which clock one that's correct? Fair enough, I didn't just
get an n R B while I was walking to
class and probably be fine too focused on.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbin
Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on news Quigies from The
Big Man Morning showing nineties out of five.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
Man hospitalized after taking dietary advice from chat GPT.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
You really got to be careful what you ask for.

Speaker 8 (17:45):
On chat GPT, one sixty year old man was looking
for a salt substitute for his diet, and the AI
platform suggested the toxic chemical sodium burromide, which is a
pesticide chemical. It's commonly used in swimming pools. I used

(18:06):
to use it a lot, kept out bugs and algae.
Over a period of three months, he used the chemical
instead of salt, which led to paranoia, hallucinations, you don't say,
and eventually a hospital stay.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
I mean, I get that he just put it in
a CHATTYBT and took whatever result it gave him.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Went okay.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
But shouldn't his red flag be when it wasn't in
the food section of the store, right when you have
to go to the lawn and gardens that were sporting
goods such, right.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
They keep it outside. Yeah, that's a bit.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
It's unless he ordered it online maybe okay.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Like on Amazon or something that's fair to his house,
that's fair.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
But yeah, even you shouldn't trust your GPS, right, But
this is what we do. We look up something, all
of us are guilty, and we go with whatever the
first response is.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
It's a premium for companies to pay to be that
first response. And that's why it says ad or sponsored
or whatever, and you don't care, you just click it anywhere. Yeah,
that answers my questions right here, nicked driver tells police
that he was hot and allergic to his own sweat.
This comes out of Nebraska where this dude, he's forty seven,
his name is Kip Kip Polston, and he was driving

(19:31):
down the road hauling a couple of motorcycles and he
gets pulled over because the trailer that he was hauling
his motorcycles on didn't have any lights on him. So
the cops get up there and they notice, well, this
cat is naked. He is using his pants to cover
himself up, right, Like, I guess he's got his pants
laying on top of his lap looking like pants, But

(19:52):
that aren't really on him, you know what I mean,
He's not really wearing them anyway, So they ran it
and come to find out one of the two bikes
that he was hauled was come back stolen, and they're like,
all right, well now we got a search. So they
searched his vehicle. They found marijuana concentrate and a pipe,
and then found out that he was driving under suspension.

(20:16):
They also found a BB gun in there. So this
guy got popped for all kinds of stuff, theft, drug possession, DUS,
driving under suspension, and resisting. You want to know how
he resisted like a goddamn three year old. He's naked
outside of the truck and then just plops down on
the ground. I'm not going I mean, I feel like

(20:38):
that's a lot of the videos, a lot of them.
He seemed like they're a little bit of a tussle
or whatever, but this guy's just like, knew, no, you
can't take me.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
There was a one of my favorite Cops episodes.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
They are trying to get this guy to get in
the car and he's like, I'm not getting in and
they've got him. He's clearly on something because they too bohemus,
have him in like a headlock and are trying to
push him into the car and he's like, I'm not going,
I'm not going, and you know, they overpower him and
they put in the car and he's like, okay, I'm going. Yeah,

(21:12):
it only takes a little bit. They're literally well most
of them are trained on how to do that, so
it shouldn't be a giant shock. Is it against the
law to have a BB gun in your car? Is
it against the law to have a BB gun if
you have I don't know, felonies that I don't know.
Is it against the law to have a BB gun

(21:33):
if you're intoxicated or under the inflaw? I'm just the
BB gun is a really interesting attribute to put into
that story. Well, maybe they because some of those BB
guns look realistic, you know what I mean, And maybe
they saw it thought it was a real gun. All right.
Well then that just heightens the scenario a little bit.
And then you get it, pull it out, find out

(21:53):
it's just a BB gun, you know, because it didn't
say he didn't he didn't have any charges for having
the weapon, right, so it's even documented in the report
he had a BB gun.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
He was almost willing to have a gun.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Yeah, you can put an eye out with that.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I definitely can get one embedded into your knee. Sure, definitely.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Arrest made after magic mushrooms found in smoke shops. Five
people are now facing charges after officers found magic mushrooms
and other illegal items at several San Jose, California, smoke shops.
Police on Monday announced they had served search warrants at
four smoke shops recently. These searches ended with authorities finding

(22:35):
hallucinogenic mushrooms, cannabis, and nitrous oxide inside the shops, along
with at least one firearm and eleven thousand dollars in
cash and cash. The search has happened after the department
received complaints about illegal business operations. I don't think it's
that crazy for a business to own a have a gun.

(22:55):
I don't think it's that business crazy for a business
to have eleven thousand dollars cash. No, not at all business,
especially with the obstructions that that marijuana businesses have with
cash and trying to get it into a bank, right, right, right,
it's there right to protect themselves, you know, Yeah, that
makes sense, But I think it changes things when you've

(23:18):
got illegal because this is a regular smoke shop, right,
and when you have an illegal substances like magic mushrooms
and nitrous which I don't get the nitrous parts. I mean,
that's not always demographics, you know, it's it's it's a
matter of maybe maybe they make their own whipped cream
or they sell it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
For that reason, you might have to do a quick
Google search. But I bet there's a.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Limit on how much nitrous you can have in your
possession nitrous oxide, okay, or you need a special license
for nitrous oxide to have large quantities. Well maybe maybe
large quantities because see what I'm saying. Yeah, you can
go can go anywhere online. You can get a case

(24:02):
of those cartridges where you got even a little cracker
and yeah. Now also if you're furthermore susan, if you
go to a race shop, you can have a tank
of nitrous x amount of pounds or whatever for your car. Yeah,
So I don't think there really is. Maybe if you've
got like forty twenty pounds tanks, that might That's what
I'm saying. Yeah, if you had palettes of whippets, then

(24:24):
maybe that's the problem because it collectively adds up to
an amount that is outside the purview of the licensing.
And I bet the gun part is you can't have
a gun while committing a having a gun in your
possession while committing a crime. Right, I just typed in
how much nitrous oxide can you have legally? Or maybe
I should put in there possess possess legally. Maybe that's

(24:48):
what because it's I wasn't coming up with anything. I
wasn't coming up with anything at all, So uh, give
me a second. Let the AI do its thing, because
it put the put the I mean to put that
in the story, unless it's like the BB thing, just
adding more info to the story to make you.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Go, oh, those bad people all right.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
According to federal law, nitrous oxide is not a controlled substance,
meaning the DEA doesn't regulate regulate its recreational use. However,
the FDA you better watch out for them, enforces regulations
concerning its sale and use, medical and industrial uses. Nitrous
as legitimate uses as anesthetic and the medical and dentistry,

(25:25):
as well as propellant and food products like quipped cream,
and various industrial applications. So no, there's no law saying
you can't have where you can only have x amount. Okay,
you have you can run for your you've committed a crime.
Three different officers are standing in front of you. Uh,

(25:46):
US postal inspector, Homeland security officer. Okay, FDA officer, who
are you confident you can outrun.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
US postal?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, that's a tough on. It's either going to be
the post Postmaster General or the FD. I want to say,
I can I can outrun the FDA.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm going with FDA too. People underestimate postal inspectors.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Oh, we got a listener. That's one right, Yeah, you know,
and he seems like a pretty fit guy.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah. At Homeland I mean a lot of them are
tactical people anyway.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Yeah, FDA, your Food and Drug Administration. Just let me
know my bevis put the spinach down right. All these
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Speaker 8 (27:29):
I was looking on the reddits and reading what people
were asking and chit chatting about, and there was a
question on there of what happened when your parents walked
in on you having sex?

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Has that ever happened to you growing up? Did your
parents ever walk in on you?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
I mean, my own children have walked in on me
and my husband and just it happened once when I
think Marcus was probably like three or four, and it
was like, what are you guys doing?

Speaker 7 (28:03):
And kid was like, we're just wrestling. I want to wrestle. Well, yeah,
it is the go to answer, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
And adults wrestle and he's like.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
Maybe later, Okay, he leaves, But growing up, did it
ever happen where your parents walked.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
In on you?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
It never happened to me. Uh no, I can't. If
I'm being honest, the number of times I had sex
when my parents were home, it's got to be zero.
I think I've only did it one time, and anytime
I did it in their house, they were gone, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
So there was some pretty funny answers.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
One was, did you ever have sex in your parents
house you're like your mom's or dad's or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yes, but they weren't home.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
I did get caught twice by your parents, not by
my parents. Once was by my mother in law in
her home, and once in I just graduated high school,
and my high school sweetheart, he was in college and

(29:22):
he had just gotten home from college, and it was
that summer and I was visiting him at his parents'
house and we were upstairs and his parents were downstairs,
his little sister. They were cooking dinner and got called saying, hey,
dinner's ready, And we came downstairs and were sitting around

(29:44):
the table, and his little sister, who was probably in
like sixth or seventh grade, she said, why are you
guys so sweaty? And he was watching cops right, and
her brother, who was a wrestler actually said we were wrestling.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
I just remembered I have been caught not by my parents,
but by my wife's parents.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
But we're married, and they came into my house unannounced.
If you come into my house unannounced, that's on you. Yes,
you should.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Anything could happen. Yeah, yeah yeah, And like I heard,
so I can the bedroom, I can see the garage
door entrance, and I heard the garage door open, and
I stood up to be like, what the heck is that?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Like I didn't know who it was. Yeah, there's my
mother in law staring at me naked.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
How you doing? I brought some pie.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
She was more embarrassed than I was. I think that's good.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Yeah, my mom actually when she was visiting me when
I lived in Minnesota, I lived with a guy and
she was changing and he walked in on her changing.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, well that's different. Yeah, that's not sexy.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
No, I don't consider being married and like her parents walking,
you're not catching me having sex. No, I'm married. It's
completely fine. This person texted then my mom walked in
on me while I was masturbating. Sure, that's a whole
other thing, right, you're having sex with you sail.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, you can think that.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
I almost think you'd rather walk in on them having
sex with a person.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Right right? Yeah, do not see your mom or your
dad diddling it right there? Your mom or dad? Yeah,
you're walking in on your parents seeing them do it.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh I don't, Yeah, I don't want to see them
do anything.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
No, I don't either.

Speaker 8 (31:49):
No, this says Dad opened the door, we made eye contact,
He closed the door while flashing me a thumbs up.
Found him in the I know, found him in the
garage a few hours later, and asked him not to
tell my mom, And he looked at me and said,
do you think I'm crazy? Dad walked in and said, well,
at least it's a girl this time, and left.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
That's weird.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Probably just trying to embarrass.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Of course, that's weird, though, Why are you trying to
mess up his game?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Because that's what parents do, man anything to embarrass their kids,
no matter what the situation.

Speaker 8 (32:24):
Mom walked in then told Grandma I couldn't talk on
the phone because we were watching an exciting movie.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
What how does it say how all these people are?
It doesn't because that I'm trying to think, like, what
do you like?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Fifteen sixteen seventeen. At what age do you be like, hey,
let's not have sex in the house with me home, right.
If you want to do it, be responsible and try
to try to be covert about it as best you can.
You know, I don't like that, you know, not shocked. Well,

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here's the deal. The parents are doing it with the kid.
They have no care whatsoever. If the kids are in
the next room and they can hear you whooping down
the hall whatever, you know what I mean. Yeah, so
that's not very fair, now, is it. No, it's not
because we're in a marriage. Okay, Like you didn't have
sex before you got it. I'm not saying that you didn't.

(33:21):
I didn't say don't have sex. I'm saying you I
think you have to put it like a stopper down
on that because you don't want to just be like, hey,
come on over and have sex. My parents don't care, right, right,
And then you've got a revolving people. There's nothing wrong
with having a boundary like that. I'm not saying don't
have sex, but try to be covert about it. If
you're making an open door, then they're gonna have sex

(33:43):
all the time, everywhere and you're like, Okay, you're trying
to watch Roseanne or whatever. You right, Hey, can Jim
come over? No?

Speaker 7 (33:52):
No, yeah, my parents had a rule no boys in
your bedroom.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
And there really wasn't any air in my house where
we could be alone. You know, it was pretty open
floor plan. There wasn't you know, any privacy this one.
It was a basement. So we just stopped and held
each other, pretending to be asleep butt naked under the
bed's your sheet? Her mom noticed us and climbed back

(34:20):
up the stairs as quickly as she could.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
She knew what was up.

Speaker 8 (34:24):
Yeah, girlfriends now. My wife's dad through her bedroom door open.
We locked eyes. He said, you want to get the
hell out of my house? And I said, e up,
and I started back out of the window.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I came in through. I got halfway out and he said,
you forgot these.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
He picked up my shoes and threw them at me.
Christmases were awkward for a while until we got married
two years later. I was, oh, here's one with an age.
I was eighteen and my mom came home early. Luckily,
she walked in like fifteen to twenty seconds after we
had just finished. She opened my door and we kind
of just stared at each other for a second, and

(35:03):
she said, please tell me you were a condom. I'm
too young for grandchildren.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
To make it about you.

Speaker 8 (35:12):
Future mother in law caught us going at it, told
us we can't let her dad know or he will
kill us. A few months later, future father in law
caught us and said the same thing about future mother
in law.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Got it. Text says tenth grade mom walked in on
my girlfriend and I turned the lights on and said,
parties over. Made us get dressed. Sure, yeah, it makes sense.
I mean i'd probably be like, hey, stop, get dressed
and please meet us in the living room where you
don't bust in with a garden hose and spray them down. No, because,

(35:48):
as you've said before, if you try to do that,
and it's just going to push them further into that
thing rather than hey, listen, I get it, you're gonna
have sex. You got to be responsible. You're too young
to have kids having kids, you know what I mean? Like,
use it as an opportunity, not just like I'll kill you.
I noticed you weren't wearing a condom. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,

(36:10):
you need a Jimmy, Jimmy.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Yes, had my in laws, my now in laws walk
in the exact moment.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
We were finishing.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Up, celebrating.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Sure, I heard oh no and looked up to see
her mom and dad standing there with their mouths wide open.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's weird.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
Uh huh, and then saying, go ahead and finish up.
We'll be waiting in the living room to talk to
you both when you're done.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
Oh, how awkward?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Is that a polite thing to do? No, go and
finish it up. Take your time. We'll be in the
living room waiting for you.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
No, it ain't dinner. No, it's not it's not your homework. No,
but that I'm gonna good blue balls. Yeah, I'll be
there in a minute. Mom, can I finish this?

Speaker 5 (37:01):
No? You told me not to waste my food. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
Oh this one her mom. It was fifteen years ago.
Her mom was wasted and jumped into bed with us.
I can't remember what she said. I just know it
was awkwardly hilarious. I'm just glad she didn't try to
get under the covers.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Hmm. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:26):
I don't know if I would stay in that relationship
or not, making it very awkward like eh, eh, your
mom's jumping into.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Bed with us, right, But also it sells a point
pretty well, sure does.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Yeah, it'll stop you from doing that again in their house.
I don't love the idea of talking to two children
under the age of eighteen while they're naked, right, right,
that's just me. I'm not a math teacher, what do
I know. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
The only other time that I had a parent walk
in was after I was married, after my mother in
law was suffering with her Alzheimer's disease, and we had
moved back to Indiana, and before she was moved into
a nursing home, we lived with her and my father
in law, and my father in law had taken our

(38:19):
kids somewhere for the day, probably blueberry picking, and she
was taking a nap. So Kevin and I decided, like,
let's go downstairs to the basement that's where our room was,
and we snuck away and we were right in the
middle of Pleasure Town when all of a sudden, his
mom is standing over us, and she's tapping me on

(38:41):
my shoulder asking me if I could take a phone
call from my own mother. And I look up at
her and I said, no, tell her, I'll call her back.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
And she turns and she leaves the room. She shuts
the door.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
I roll off of my husband and I'm I'm just
laying there and we listened to her and we can
hear her say, lindsay's.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Gonna call you back. They're fornicating right now.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
I was so embarrassed. I look over at Kevin and
I said, I said, this is the only thing.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
What was he doing? Why were you looking over at him?

Speaker 7 (39:19):
I'm I.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
Rolled off with him, and look, I turn and I
look at him and I said, this is the only
time where I am thankful for Alzheimer's. And he said, right,
because she's going to forget about this moment in ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
It's going to pass.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
And I was like, yes, So, Lindsay, you got a
boy that just turned fifteen, correct, And that's that age,
that's that age where you start getting interested and doing
that sort of thing. Have you thought about what you're
going to do in the event that you walk in
and you catch your boy go into poundtown?

Speaker 8 (39:59):
So I'm pretty sure that I may have walked in.
Possibly maybe, But we've talked about it a lot. We've
had the sex talks, and we've discussed masturbation and all
of that. Like, I've talked with him, his dad has
talked with him. And you know, I always make sure

(40:20):
I knock before entering his.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Room, knock and then enter, or knock and wait for
a response.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
I knock and wait for a response.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, hello, some people knock and just go in.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Exactly did your parents have the sex talk with you
or the masturbation talk with you?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
They did, but my mom did not. My dad tried to.
I don't know why my mom never did. I think
she because she never got that conversation.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Sure, what's tried to mean?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
It was too late?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
You already knew what you were doing. Yes, well when
it come to Fidland, you are already active. And yes,
how old we you?

Speaker 7 (41:00):
And that I was sixteen?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Kimpte.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Did your parents have a conversation with you about sex
or masturbating? None of that at all? Whatsoever? Leave that
up to the school, right, and that was just talking about.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Which we don't want them doing.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Right. We never talked about masturbation in school during you know,
biology class or health class. Yeah, really, I don't If
my parents did have a conversation with me, it was
like where a condom, don't get preangand don't get someone
preak like that feels there's nothing that sticks out in
my brain. Definitely, no conversation about masturbation. We didn't cover

(41:36):
masturbation and sex said either. I mean they said the
word masturbation, right, but there was never a discussion about it.
I actually am not sure what that discussion would be.
When you say you had a discussion with your kid
about masturbation, I'm not clear on what that conversation would
be other than it's normal, right, right? Yeah, is there

(41:57):
like a how to or like the warnings like don't
do it too much, not like you'll go blinds like no,
but you can like you can injure your penis if
you masturbate too much.

Speaker 8 (42:10):
That wouldn't have been from me because I didn't know
that you could injure it if you do it too much.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Well you can injure it anytime.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
But yeah, yeah, that is true.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
Yeah, no, I think from me, it's no, it's very normal. Yeah,
it's definitely it's normal. Uh as far as Kevin and
his conversation went on it, I'm not real didn't sure.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
No, they can have their their guy talk, okay, you
know and I have mine with him.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
But yeah, walking in on your your parents, walking in
on you having sex, it happens.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Lins and Linsen, Linsen, Linzen, l n d S. Why Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
D s?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Why I'd eat that Rockaholma is not far away? I
mean literally?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
And on the calendar five Finger Death, Punch Breaking, Benjamin,
Shine Down and more.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
We're gonna give some tickets away right now with sings.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I'm sorry, we pick the flip current record is I
am leading with twelve and Lindsey has nine and you've
got four. Last week's winner that'd be Lindsay, uh so,
Corbyn and Gimpy at nine. I'm sorry eight three three
four six oh kmo D eight three three four six
oh k m O D callum design. Who's gonna be
your clue giver? Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
What is your name? Sorry, good morning you're on the air.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Steve? How are you today?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
All read? A good buddy? Who do you want to
give you clues to pick for movies? Gimpy or Corbyn?
Let's still Gimpy? Come on all right, Scuba Steve. Sixty
seconds are on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue.
You're ready, ready, Steve. This is a movie with George
Clooney about robbing casinos. Yes, Tom Cruise movie named after

(44:12):
a television show from the sixties. You know I'm talking
about double Pointer. I believe this is a Stephen King movie. Okay,
we're just gonna break this down. What's the opposite of small?
There you go?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Yes, you got the word big.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Now what's that thing that swims and ponds and lakes
and oceans and you cantch it with the they say
it all together? There you go. This is Paul Walker
movie about racing cars. Tokyo Drift was one of the
fashion series Seth Rogan and one of the Franco Brothers

(44:52):
about living next door to people neighbors. Ralph Mancio is
what uh? This is an animated movie about the Day
of the Dead. It's time time, time seven oppressive Steve,
hang on the line. That might be good enough for

(45:13):
the win. Okay, buddy, all right, good morning, you're on
the air.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
What is your name, Brie?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
How are you today? Good? We got to beat seven
you and I Are you ready?

Speaker 11 (45:27):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
All right? Vince Vaughan Owen Wilson. This is a magical
day for the bride and groom and they show up.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
This is an eighties movie. John Hughes Movie Detention on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
This is a movie I think, uh, there was a
remake with Lindsey Lowhand and this is where the character,
the main female character has a twin and they're tricking
the adults.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yes, double pointer. This is a movie.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I think Nicole Kidman was in it. And it is
a movie about the partners for husbands that are made
special and perfect.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Correct. This is a movie with a poop pie.

Speaker 11 (46:22):
The help.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Correct. This is a movie about a little girl with
bow and arrows animated.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Lolina.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
No, if you are you have a lot of courage,
you are?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yes? Tie?

Speaker 8 (46:38):
No?

Speaker 9 (46:39):
Tie?

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Right?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
I got six for you? I got seven? Okay, Lindsey,
what do you got Because there was a double pointer
in there? Was there a double point? All right? Yeah?
I didn't catch the double point? All right. So here's
what's gonna happen, Brie. We're gonna have fifteen seconds. We've
got to get as many right as we can, and
if there's another tie after this, there will be nothing.

(47:01):
Nobody wins anything for two days in a row, so
you got to give it your best.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Yeah, okay, hold on a second. I'm always getting stuck
here on trying to find the fifteen second timer. There
it is, okay, so fifteen seconds on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
This is a James Bond movie where they play poker.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Correct. This is a superhero. I think Ryan Reynolds played
him red yellow blue. Yes, this is the possessed little girl.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Time two is what we got.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Now that might be good enough. So hang on the
line there, Bri. Okay, okay, all right, Steve, fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
We have a tie. Just do the best you can.
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Here we go, Steve. Oh sorry, hold on, let me
set the timer. Uh okay.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
This is an old I think it's like eighties Brooks
Shields movie where she has sex with Yes, this is
uh Melissa McCarthy and that guy that played in Ozarks
when somebody stealing identity. Yes, this is an animated movie
about a tropical bird. Blank dision aire row Uh real, yep, this.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Is doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Congratulations, you're getting those tickets man, You're going to Oklahoma. Awesome.
Congratulations buddy, hang on the line, so give me you
can get your info. Okay, damn it, Bri, I'm sorry
I was not enough for you.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Okay, all right, have a great day. So sweet, so nice,
literally the nicest listener we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Right, she hangs, She's like, all right, Lindsay, all right,
this was the one that give me. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
This is a movie about Day of the Dead. A
little kid acts like he's.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Dead, goes into the underworld, plays music and stuff, and
realizes SoC ietyl is not a good human, a good person.
I've never seen it. But a great move about the
Day of the Dead. Yeah, Coco also another name for
hot chocolate. Yeah, and that was it. He got all
his all right, the record now all the moves made
to Lucky number thirteen, keeps Lindsay with nine, keep she

(49:35):
with bo all right, We're gonna take a break and
we'll be back right now.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Though. We got to see what's in Gimbees four by four.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Cool. And it says here that Putin to be the
first rush of president to visit Alaska. Trumpet Boot and
will hold their summit on Friday at Joint Base Elemendor
for Richardson. Now the US purchase the Alaskan territory from
a Rushoe about one hundred and fifty years ago. At
Friday's comment, old Don and vlad will discuss ending Russia's

(50:05):
war in Ukraine, which Trump has said may include swapping
some territory. We got here a decision uh and federal
hearing about Alligator Alcatraz today in Miami. A Miami federal
judge will decide today if operations and construction can resume
at the immigration detention facility known as Alligator Alcatraz. The

(50:29):
judge previously ruled in favor of an environmental advocacy group
who called for a shutdown of the facility until an
environmental study can be completed. The temporary order blocked any
construction at the sight for two weeks, but did allow
it to continue to house detainees. What else we got here?
There's a hand Selp recall over life threatening bacteria bump bumping.

(50:54):
According to the company, soap products from Derma Right Industry
were found to contain a bacterium that could lead to
serious and life threatening infections. The recall includes Derma Clean, Dermaicerra,
Dermosra YEP clean foam and peragene soaps. Derma Wright has

(51:16):
not received reports of anyone getting sick from the products
at this time. The CDC says that the symptoms can
include fever, fatigue, and possible respiratory infections. Soap only works
because they tell you right. So you either got bad
soap or you got covid our, testicularlar or tuberculosis. What

(51:37):
else said?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Lastly?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Here now, Restore Hope Ministries is providing school supplies to
Tolls to Area children. Restore Hope Ministries will be providing
those school supplies to Tolls Area children today and tomorrow.
According to the organization, they're hoping to provide school supplies
for around fourteen hundred students. Only students attending public schools

(51:58):
are eligible to re supplies. So you fancy private schoolers
don't be trying to get your free supplies, greedy bitches.
Home schoolers them too, them too. School supplies will be
handed out on their main campus at Charles Page Boulevard.
Today is going to happen between nine and one, and
then again from two to six and then tomorrow. Same as.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I have a question for you, Lindsey. Are you frugal?

Speaker 7 (52:24):
It depends yes and no.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
I like how you asked her, because you know my answer,
I'd say more no than yes.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Okay, give me. I would like to think I'm frugal,
but after reading this, I am not. This says the
definition apparently is frugal means being careful with money or
resources to avoid waste and spending wisely. Okay, so it's
not just being cheap. I've always thought it was just
being cheap, like you know, you are taking your two

(52:55):
ply toilet paper and splitting it in half. I agree
this where I'm reading some information and it says being
frugal is someone will save money wherever possible. They prefer
to buy things used on sale or secondhand. Okay, I'd
like to change my answer, Alex, because I am not.
I'm not. I got no problem buying used like vehicles

(53:17):
or stuff. I won't buy used clothes secondhand clothes, oh,
you wouldn't like from goodwill or anything like that. And
I do like, if I've got the money to spend
on something, I'm going to do it. You know, I
just thought, you know, mostly I'm frugal because I ain't
got a lot of money, so I just go out
there and willing Nelly spend it any way you want.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Well, these are things that frugal people refuse to pay
full price forever, and some of them aren't gonna surprise you,
and I think a lot of them are. Clothing is
on this list. That makes sense. You only buy things
on sale. You'll only buy discounted stuff. Maybe you only
buy stuff at a second hand store. That makes sense.
I can wrap my head around that. Pantry items is

(53:58):
on this list, like canned goods and stuff like flower spices.
They will never pay full price. They wait for things
to go on sale to purchase them. And if they
don't just buy them to have them, they only buy
if they're on sale. So if Coriander's on sale, well
we're making meals with coriander.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Yeah, that's not me.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Here's another one. Haircuts. This surprised me. I don't know
how you cut corners on haircuts.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
I am not under the impression that the guy that
cuts my hair I can negotiate the price with you. No, no, no, no,
no no. There is a way you can cut corners
on getting your haircut and get it cheaper. It won't
be like with that too, It won't be the greatest haircut.
It may be it may not. But go to the
beauty college, and I think that's probably what they're talking about.

(54:48):
You go to the beauty college and you let one
of their students. They only charge you like eight bucks, right,
maybe ten dollars for a haircut. But you're getting a
haircut from a student, and you don't know how long
they have been there, how long they've been learning. You
could get one that's been there a week. You can
get one that's been there a couple of months. But
either way, you're getting a ten dollar haircut. This says

(55:10):
frugal people learn how to give themselves a haircut God
rather than go get their haircut somewhere.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
They see it as wasting money.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
Oh, never cut your own hair, man.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
No, I did during the whole pandemic. Actually my wife
did it, same thing.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Yeah, we made it fun like I treated it like
I'm gonna drink a beer while you cut my hair. Right, well,
and there's nothing wrong with that, you know, letting your
spouse is a significant other do that for you. I'm
talking like you're standing in the mirror doing it yourself,
trying to get a fade or something like that. Don't, don't,
just don't.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Here's another one that's surprising.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Utility bills.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Apparently you can negotiate your utility bill. I've never heard
of this.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Now, I've never heard that you can call the electric
company go no, well, just just connect it. Then I'll
sit in the dark. Well' they go okay, Right, you
would think go to the competitor, good.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Luck, right right? This says that, uh, that you can.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Sometimes they'll even provide discounts or other things to kind
of help get the and perks to keep for you
to keep their service.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
I did I know that with like cell phone or
cable cable right right, would you like get a bundle
or something like that, Yeah, get it cheaper.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Yeah. Yeah, that's one of the things about like Netflix
or whatever. You there's no one to negotiate with, right or.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
When you say, okay, cable company, I'm leaving the like
who wha, wha wait wait a second, We'll give you
Stars or Hbo for six months as long as you stay.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
I had a whoop where it kept track of your
sleep data and all that stuff, and uh, I decided
it was I had a fine place to cut money in.
Paying that annually made no sense to me, so I
cut it, and they have been hitting me up, going, hey,
we'll give you first it was ten percent off, then
it was twenty percent off that. But I'm not negotiating.
They're offering me right, and it makes it pushes me

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further away from them, right, like, why why are you
going to take a fifty percent hit now? Why not
giving me a discount for being a five year customer? Nonetheless,
they also, uh, when you're frugal with you utility bills,
you intentionally pick hobbies and habits to reduce your energy, water,
and trash usage every month. Okay, but I don't think

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you can reduce that.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
It's the same fee regardless how much trash they take
unless I go over.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Right. Furniture and appliances is on this list that people
that are frugal will wait for sales or buy second hand.

Speaker 8 (57:43):
Yeah, you know, if I if I need furniture or
something like that are a big purchase or appliance, I
might wait until like the labor day sales or things
like that. If it's if it's in my mind, if
it's an emergency purchase, then there's no waiting.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
I don't know about buying furniture like a refrigerator is
one thing, but buying a used couch is another thing.
I've got a thing personally against it, because you don't
know who's had sex on that count.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
You'd rather wait.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
I don't disagree with you, and I don't go with
the sale thing unless I'm keeping track of the price.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I just don't believe those sales are actual sales.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
Right.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
They somehow hide it in the back end, right, or
it's it to money ten dollars less and I'm gonna
wait a month, right, right, right, right. Travel Many people
that are frugal will not go on trips at all
or not pay full price, and they'll try to negotiate
with hotels and airlines and things like that.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
I just feel like it's a lot of work for
what one extra night.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
And you know, many Mikels make, many Nikels make a
rough MANI Mikels make a muckle something like.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Something like that. But I get that. But I'm just
it's not worth the reward. My time is worth cars.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
They according to this, it says that frugal people, uh
will take secondhand cars, and they will negotiate the price obviously,
and they'll take a car they don't want, just.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
To get the less price. They refuse to play pay
full price, Okay, they prefer used and cost effective alternatives. Sure,
I don't pay full price. I don't pay sticker price
for a car.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Nobody ever should. No, No, it is.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
It is one negotiation process, and they're really good at it.
They do it every day.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
You do it once every five years, maybe, right, right,
trendy home decor, Sure cleaning supplies. Sure make your own
like I make my own. Not because it's it's just easier.
Right When I want some, I just make it. That's
the only reason I do it. I don't have to
go buy it. I don't go.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Oh yeah, I better get windex or whatever.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
Yeah. But instead of sitting there with your cauldron in
your large spoon, isn't it easier.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Just to go to the store knick up the bottle? No, no, no,
I either will forget it. They'll be out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
No books are on this list that frugal people refuse
to pay full price for books.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
That would make sense, especially when there's so many used
bookstores in the studio right now. I don't know if
queen is the right term. I like that or empress.
I don't know what the right term would be Queen
is cool, Madam might.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Be I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:00:31):
I don't know about that. I mean, that could be
many things. I'm gonna go with Queen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I like that, Queen John tells, joining us from Rockklahoma,
as we are set for the most wonderful time of
the year is happening in just a few weeks over
and prior.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
I always tell people this is the one excuse I
get to escape adulthood, absolutely right out of it. No bills,
no dogs, and you know all that stuff. It's just pure,
going back to that inner child.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
It's one of the great things when from the side
we get to see of seeing fans come and just
let their hair down, Yeah, and go back to just
being rock fans.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
And sometimes that looks real crazy, but it's cool. That
campground at night, it gets.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
A little, It morphs itself in many different varieties, sometimes
with a lot of clothes, sometimes not with a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Lot of clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
The first time I was ever there, I saw a
girl's nipple ring get ripped out on a slip and
slide race.

Speaker 11 (01:01:29):
That's how I was introduced. That's a Rockla home.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I'm sure some people would feel like that's a very
moderate introduction to Rocklaholma.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
The weirdest thing is that she felt nothing. So that's
how I knew this was a raging party.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah that makes sense, all right. So you're here for
a special reason, right hyah to hand some stuff over
to us.

Speaker 11 (01:01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
So normally everyone has to wait for these bad boys
to get meled out. But this year we're doing the
rock Drop. I'm in a really cool sprinter van AMG
luxury vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
It's cool.

Speaker 10 (01:01:59):
Gave it to me, like, so they'll put anything in it,
like you could have this whole studio, the custom build
very cool. But anyway, you guys are the big station
you have of course are the closest to us, so
we consider you like our major partner.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I really do.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Thank you. Yeah, we love that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
We feel like a proud brother, yeah, in a family
because to see Rockklahoma grow to what it is today
has just been.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Such a cool thing.

Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
Have you been here the whole time?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Not the whole time. I think I've been here. Two
thousand and eight is when I started on that.

Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
So yeah, you're not a newbie, no, no, no. And
you guys are on the radio row where all your
listeners can come up and see you. You love it, Yeah,
you know that that is a coveted position. Absolutely, People
like will fight blood. I didn't know being a new
person coming into this. So you guys have got a
spot now. This is where people will come and do

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interviews with you. Listeners can come see you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Yes, and we've always had there's always get some of
the expected one, but then we have one offs that
we don't know what's going to happen. A few years ago,
Jelly Roll came by and he stood there and talked
to us and signed autographs and took pictures. This was
right as he was coming up into the rockside, right
and this manager's tour manager was like, you gotta stop

(01:03:17):
this for me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
This will go on and on and on and on.

Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
He did not leave until the last autograph was signed,
the last picture was taken with his fans.

Speaker 11 (01:03:25):
He is very cool being on this side of it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
I used to be a videoographer, while I still am
at those events and you're always afraid to say, can
I take a picture with you?

Speaker 11 (01:03:34):
Because, as you know, you guys have this too.

Speaker 10 (01:03:36):
There's a fine line between dealing with celebrities and acting
like a fan. Yeah, it's a professional thing, so yeah,
but I sometimes you just go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
And I was like a jelly And that's how that
one happened. He just happened to be.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
We were somebody I think Gimbi was texting with him
and he was like, yeah, come by, and they just
stopped by. And we've done that with so many different
artists and see we've like Sully and we've had the
guys from Breaking Benjamin and Chaffell, and it's always been
great interviews. But it's those special ones that come by
and they interact with the fans that the fans just

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don't get in other spots.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It makes that radio row so cool.

Speaker 10 (01:04:15):
And it's a unique community like that at Rock Klahoma. Yeah,
I feel like everybody is kind of the same. They're
kind of on equal playing ground. It's like everyone's like
minded and you don't find out the world so enjoy
it now. They'll scream at each other as soon as
it's over right right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
As they're trying to get out of the parking lot
right right now. It's an awesome experience. The camping is
like a whole other beast camp. I don't camp, Okay,
I'm fifty I've decided my two young ones.

Speaker 11 (01:04:42):
I feel like I feel you, I really do feel you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
But it is I've camped at many festivals, and it
has a better experience here than it does there.

Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
And everybody helps everybody out there, you know, like somebody's
you know, I know sounds you hate for this tab
and somebody's wandering around drunk, they don't know where they are.

Speaker 11 (01:05:00):
Someone will take them. Yeah, they will care for them.

Speaker 10 (01:05:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Fine, it's like a separate family. It's from the festival family.
It's a very cool. It is atmosphere.

Speaker 10 (01:05:08):
You guys, sixty weekend passes total, so that's going to
be like thirty pair.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
You guys really gave a whale life.

Speaker 9 (01:05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
I love that. And then you got more VIP passes
than any other radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
That's awesome, that's king.

Speaker 11 (01:05:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:05:24):
And then your media passes are in here, you're parking passes.
I brought everything this year so you wouldn't have to
mess with it when you're rain.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Can I make it rain?

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
Gosh, Jeff, get over there and take get some.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
Video of that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Let's get all. I mean, I wish I could throw
these at people were crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
Look at the colors this year. On those on those bands,
they're kind of purple and purple.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Yeah that looks great, Yeah, good job. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
So there are a lot of traditions people have in
their own campsite or going to the festival. Is there
any returning traditions or any new traditions that's happening at
Orockahoma this year? Just a few weeks away over in
prior for the twenty twenty five Oklahoma.

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
Now, are you wanting to know stuff that's happening on
the campgrounds or stuff that's happening inside them?

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:06:12):
The things you always see in the campgrounds are the
naked tricycle races, the drunken fish always has a good limbo.

Speaker 11 (01:06:20):
Sometimes there's weddings. They happen early.

Speaker 10 (01:06:22):
So those are things for people who won't know because
those aren't really advertised. Right, you kind of get in
the community. Now we're doing miss Oklahoma like we always do.
There are new things this year. There is a live
backstage interviewing with Chuck Armstrong from Loudwire and Johnny Dare.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
From Johnny Dairy. I know Johnny.

Speaker 10 (01:06:42):
Johnny Dair was on Kansas City, which is where I'm
from radio for a long time. And it just ended,
which for us in Kansas City was like end of
an era. So I knew he wasn't done. So he's
helping me out with this, and I think he's gonna
be great.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
He's gonna be a fantast He's a great interviewer.

Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
Great interviewer.

Speaker 10 (01:06:59):
So we'll be interviewing them and then I'm hoping to
send them your way they leave, you know, that's my goal.

Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
So they'll be there.

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
It's normally just Eddie Trunk as the big person there,
but we're having them join us. I feel like we're
just kind of bringing it into the now. At least
that's what I want to do. I want to do
a little something different because that corporate entity is gone
this year.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Yeah, there's always been a good evolution that happens with Rockaholma,
and with you guys in it now it does feel
more like it's ours again.

Speaker 11 (01:07:31):
This is our Rocklaholma. That's the slogan.

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
I'm glad you're feeling that spirit because that's exactly when
we sat down at the beginning of this festival, We're like,
what do we want to do? And Dave was like,
I want to go back to the people I want
to go back to where it was. I don't want
these high prices for water. I don't want these high whatever.
I want to go back. And of course the people
who make money are like but he thought very hard.

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Same with the media tent. We were trying to do
things a little easier. He said, No, the little guys
are important. Yeah, so he I feel like Dave and
Sharon are kind of returning to the heart of what
they hoped this festival would be.

Speaker 11 (01:08:08):
And we as young.

Speaker 10 (01:08:10):
There's all these entrepreneurs helping them. Like I have an
entertainment marketing company out of Kansas City. I jumped on board.
Other people with sponsorships are jumping We're just all these
young entrepreneurs.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
I say young.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
I'm so lying.

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
I'm fifty two, but I like I have young energy.

Speaker 10 (01:08:25):
We're all jumping in and there's some there's a different
feeling about that. So this year was finding where all
the bodies were buried. You can imagine, right, So next year,
I feel like it's going to be even better. But
here's the cool stuff we were able to do. We
started a late night party right with the Oklahoma bitches.

Speaker 11 (01:08:40):
Do you guys know who they are?

Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
You can't not nor they always come by and he
it's great. Do they really Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:08:46):
So they're super good at building community. And I've told
this story before, but they pass out bracelets to cool
chicks so you can identify another cool person. Now that
I think there is going to be men too. Now
they've actually paid for a big chunk of some of
this party.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
Can you believe that that's great?

Speaker 10 (01:09:04):
They wanted to give back to what has brought them peace, joy, friends, family,
and that's what the festival is about.

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
So that's been really exciting to have a little bit
of control.

Speaker 10 (01:09:16):
I also feel like I've been able to make personal
connections like this with the people out there that are
just names that are really behind the festival.

Speaker 11 (01:09:24):
So I went to three cities yesterday, I'm here today.
I started in.

Speaker 10 (01:09:28):
Tulsa, I went to Springfild, I went to a little rock,
I went to I just our top media partners. I
wanted to look in the face and be able to
know you when I see you on radio road because
I can't do it without you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Well, we love being a part of it, we love
helping the listeners be a part of it. Let's talk
about people that have never been before. Oh yeah, and
the first timers that are going to be going to
Rock Oklahoma because they know how much fun it is
and how they've heard of so many years on KMOD Right.

Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
So first timers, well, if you don't know, you'll be
really really taken care of.

Speaker 11 (01:10:00):
People really love first time people. Things that you need
to know before you go.

Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
You have to drink a lot of water, you have
to wear good walking shoes, and you've got to find
a place that's your post up point. Right, So if
you get lost from your friends, this is where we're
gonna be. Those would be my big Oh here's another one.
Knocked Loose is an intense crazy band. Yeah, and they're
gonna do a wall of death, right, They're just gonna
do it. You can look it up on the internet

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if you don't know what that is. But at some
point everyone's gonna spread like the Red Sea. They're going
to run into each other and crash. Get out of
the way or you don't want that.

Speaker 11 (01:10:35):
Yeah, it's like mosh pitch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
I think that's the one. I think people are going
to walk away from the festival.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Usually you go in thinking, oh, it's going to be
five Finger, it's going to be you know, Alice Cooper, whoever.
But people don't know what they're getting into. It happened
a few years ago with Butcher babies. I was like, man,
be careful, Butcher babies are gonna rock your face off.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
I'm one of those people who didn't expect that from
these pretty little, tiny girls.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
And they kill every time.

Speaker 11 (01:10:58):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Yeah who I say the woo.

Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
That's how it's spelled.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (01:11:05):
They that was amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:06):
Yeah, but we've got first time performers at Rockklahoma. Really yeah,
they've never been here. So you've got Marilyn Manson coming
after being on hiatus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Forever, always a great show.

Speaker 10 (01:11:15):
Alice Cooper, who I've never seen even at my age.
I hear it's gonna be intense.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
He loves it here. He likes to play golf at
Southern Hills.

Speaker 11 (01:11:22):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Yeah, yeah, okay, very cool. Well, maybe he'll be more friendly.
I was expecting maybe we wouldn't get an interview with him.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
But maybe that depends on when his tea time is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Well, n that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:11:32):
Bruce Dickinson, Oh yeah, three eleven sure, which is kind
of an interesting vibe.

Speaker 11 (01:11:37):
I mean the rock, but they got kind of that
mellow chill. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
That's Sunday If I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 11 (01:11:43):
Three eleven is yeah, you guys got that in front
of you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
I'm just remembering on We're good.

Speaker 11 (01:11:48):
I can remember the Yeah, I can remember the headliners.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Yeah, eleven Shine down on Sunday.

Speaker 11 (01:11:53):
Yeah, okay, Tom Morello, Yeah, phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
He's gonna make the guitar do things that people will
think it's fake. They're gonna think he's making it up.

Speaker 11 (01:12:03):
Did you guys ever see Profits of Rage?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Of course?

Speaker 10 (01:12:05):
Oh when he got into the side. Yes, that was
an amazing project.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
Also, you've got Marky Ramone and with you know, from
the Ramones, so that's gonna be legendary. We talked about
loud Loud Wire. Let's talk about Aaron Jones is going
to blow people away. Oh my gosh, I've never seen
he's You're gonna expect him to rock, Like, why do
you say that?

Speaker 11 (01:12:28):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
He's just got this great bluesy rasp but he can
shred no more.

Speaker 11 (01:12:33):
You have me at Blue Raspy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yeah, but I mean it's rock, don't mistake it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
It's rotten.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
But he he kills.

Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
What times he playing, Well, you won't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
I don't know that.

Speaker 10 (01:12:43):
I think sometimes sometimes are done. I'm just dying to
get them out. But it has to go through men A.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
There's so many bands. There's so many this week, there's
so many bands playing. Let's talk about you guys. Add
in another stage, right, Okay, so you know.

Speaker 11 (01:12:56):
The d eb stage that's in the middle of the tent.

Speaker 10 (01:12:58):
We just made it bigger and better and that's where
all the late night parties are going to be happening.
And there's a campground contest. We've never done that before
because some of the I mean we're talking stripper poles,
we're talking nights, we're talking everything. So we wanted to
reward them. We're giving them five hundred bucks to make
it even better. We're giving them a staff because I
thought it was funny, and we're giving them a big

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thing for bragging rights for the rest of the time.
So that's new as well. And Sebastian Bach's going to
be in that tent. Let me see, we've got lead
to Ford trickster Sebastian James, who's actually from Kansas City.
He's kind of a he reminds me of a young
Vince Neil Okay, Rocket Science, Crimson Love. That's all going

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on Thursday nights. So even though the festival doesn't start
till Friday, people are there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Please call me absolutely, it starts early. Let's hit tickets
real quick because're running out of time. There's we're almost
sold out of weekend GA tickets.

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
If I'm not mistaken, I cannot be more excited and
more proud about this because we did this. This little tiny,
crazy what normally in the marketing department has thirty there's
like ten of us.

Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
Wow, yeah, amazing, that's pretty inesing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
There's also VIP big shot boxes that are almost sold out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
This is cool.

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
Just a few left. There's big shot boxes.

Speaker 10 (01:14:14):
It's it's that upper rise where you can you get
a great shot, you get your own bar, you get
a complier.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Yeah, you get to eat.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
The ones that I really are knew that I think
people need to know about are the ones that are
like for businesses. They're like the Freedom the Freedom Fields sweets. Yeah,
so you got like you can pile like ten twelve people.
You get to decorate totally your own and that's something
new this year. So there are those GA is filling up,
but I'm really excited. I mean, so selling out a

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festival of that sizes, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:45):
It's always a good time. We love being a part
of it. We can't wait for this year. And we're
so excited that you came by. This has never happened
and all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:14:54):
We've been doing it, and I would have start doing
more fun things with this, right And I'd like to
come visit you guys earlier. Yeah, that'd be great and
build this hype and get this stuff going. I mean, yes,
I'll bring you the tickets, but let's do some stuff
like because I miss radio and I miss that connection
to the community. You know, everybody's on a podcast, everybody's

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on this, but there is something you cannot get. And
KMOD is the closest station to Oklahoma in proximity.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
We claim it as our own. That's how much we
love Wrockklahoma. So thank you so much for coming by.
Thanks you you give our gratitude.

Speaker 11 (01:15:28):
Absolutely here are you coming to the after party? I'm
actually a hosting, are you really? Yeah, we'll have to
see how the day goes.

Speaker 10 (01:15:35):
Yeah, you're gonna be so nut, You're gonna be tired,
But I'm gonna be a radio row.

Speaker 11 (01:15:39):
I'll see you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
We can't wait. Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Oklahoma going this week and make sure you check out
Rocklahoma dot com get your tickets, and uh we'll talk
to you guys when we're out at Rockaholma