BMMS 8-20-25

HUMP DAAAAYYY!!!!! Gary Oldman Says The World Has Gone To Hell, When Sore nipples Leads to A knife In The Chest, Watch for Falling Deer Heads, There's Some Things Older Women Want, & Fun States!!!

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To talk about. We got our top five songs today.
It's the top five songs that.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Today, it's the top five songs that seem rape from
It happens.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
To the best of us. My paper keeps falling over.
Uh huh, you just can't keep get it to stand up.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Last, try top five songs that seem rape from listener Mescoozy.
There should be some obvious ones that come to mine,
and maybe some that won't be so obvious.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
We'll do that coming up at nine.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
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Five songs, title and artist. You can email it to us.
Show at kmod dot com. Show at kmod dot com.
Let's see what do I got here? This is pretty awesome, Lindsay,
do you know who Gary Oldman is?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That name is so familiar? Actor?

Speaker 7 (04:23):
He is an actor.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I mean, statistically this week, the fact that I'm going
to bring up a movie should be pretty high.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
But yes, he is actor. GIMPI are you familiar with
any of the stuff he does? He's great?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Is he was? He the boss in Office Space No.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
No Leon, the professional on that one. Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Probably most famously known, uh for Count Dracula and Dracula
he was Lee R. V Oswald and JFK. He was
the evil character in Fifth Element that wore the plastic
thing over his face.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
And I think probably his best role Slow Horses, a
TV show on Apple where he is in charge of
the misfit in I six People and he's also a
mess and it's just a He's just an awesome actor anyway.

(05:20):
He recently said in an interview, make sure I don't
misquote him here because that would be a tragedy that
the world's gone to s since David Bowie died. Now,
David Bowie, phenomenal performer, has some great songs, influenced a

(05:40):
bunch of people. Definitely a part of the rock landscape
that was built in the seventies eighties.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Right labyrinth, right, right, right, Mick Jagger's lover. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
At one point allegedly yes, and I saw this and
I went, uh, settle down right, settle down there, Gary
g Dog, that is a broad statement.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Do you know what year he died? Without looking?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Because when I put this together for you, Gary Oldman
is not wrong.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
Oh, I already looked it up because I was curious. Well,
when the hell did did David Bowie die? I thought
it was in the nineties. No, but apparently I was wrong. No, Lindsay,
I know.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I was out of high school, so it was after
two thousand.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I would say two thy.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Ten twenty sixteen. January of twenty sixteen is when he
passed away. Now you're going, what does that have to
do with anything, Gorman? Well, if you know anything about
me or the show or conspiracies, there is one giant

(07:03):
word I'd like to use here but can't remember. Event
that happens, catastrophic, no quasi clue, giant event that happens
in twenty sixteen that shifted the world. You can draw
a line to this event and pretty much everything that's

(07:24):
happened in life that proves Gary Oldman is not wrong. Okay,
massive event, feel like we talk about.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
It a lot. Well, it wasn't nine to eleven now, Nope,
I have fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Earlier Katrina Hurricane Katrina.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
No, that was earlier than twenty sixteen. Oh, I think
Trump became president.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's not that it's neither one of those. Of course,
somebody died, Oh from a gunshot wound. I know where
you're at from something.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Uh huh. They did without they were just being them.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
I know exactly where you're going with on this wrong.
No man, No, and you have said it multiple times,
and the more you think about it, the more I'm
on your side, and now Gary Oldman's side. Yes, because
literally things have not been the same since then. So
it makes me wonder what this being, what special power

(08:33):
did this being who died in twenty sixteen have what
special power to have over the world? Did it? Was
it the one that was keeping everything together?

Speaker 7 (08:46):
You know?

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Was it the chosen one, and somebody decided to kill
him off.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
You don't know, lindsay, Hey, I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're probably going, well, let's before we get to it,
let's talk about the things that have happened since Gary Oldman.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
And us feel this way.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
About twenty sixteen, right, the US withdrew from Afghanistan, the
Taliban took over.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
It was a pretty big deal.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, let's see what other crazy things.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
COVID nineteen of course.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Yeah, because we're looking at things every crazy thing that
happened after twenty sixteen, right, yeah, okay, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Global borders, reopen, inflation, disaster.

Speaker 7 (09:45):
Riots all over the place.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Crazy fires, right yeah, stream the shift to streaming, right,
pretty much, people turning into assholes all the time everywhere.
Kindness doesn't seem to be a characteristic anymore.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Uh huh? Right?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That all can point back to May twenty eighth of
twenty sixteen, one day after this person, sorry, this individual,
this character's birthday born in May twenty seventh. All because

(10:26):
on May sixteenth, some kid decides to wander on into
his enclosure and decides to drag the kid around. Oh
and people are outraged because the he wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Do anything wrong.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
He's just doing his thing, his natural thing. Probably didn't
mean any harm at all whatsoever. But the people of
the world said, oh my goodness, and then decided to
take him out.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Died for those that don't know, and I had I
have to look, I don't remember. Yeah, the little boy
didn't die.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, No, he was being protected.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
By a massive gorilla.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I mean, if you watch the video, you go, oh, boy, yeah,
well that does not he's gonna have a bruise.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Yeah, of course you wouldn't naturally, But is that any
reason to put him down. It's not like he ripped
his arms off the kid's arms off, or legs or something,
which is typically what you know primates would do. Monkeys,
gorillas and stuff like that. When they're attacking, they just
start ripping limbs off, starting with your testicles because it's

(11:51):
the smallest part of your body and easiest to get to.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
And I feel like they would have had tranquilizers at
that zoo. I still like, how do you administer medication
for big animals like that if they are in need.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I believe I believe that's what they did. That's how
they got the boy out.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And they killed him. Anyway.

Speaker 7 (12:10):
Yeah, we can't have this happen again. Yeah, he's bad.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
We do this with any animal that crosses our path.
The dog bit you put it down, right, It clearly
has the taste.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Now what a bear hunted you down? Well, it'll be back.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
He knows where the food is.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
We do this, We do this.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
This just feels like the right thing to do, not
just with animals, with humans too.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
So awful. When the kid, I mean, they're signs there
is a fence. They illegally entered his enclosure.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah I thought they did. Apparently no, they they popped him. Yeah, no,
killed him. They brought in somebody with the skull.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
We're all.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
We got to kill them. I just feel like that's
a wild thing, like we bring somebody in with this. Well,
we can't damage the kid, that's true. And people some
of the defenses that Harambi started displaying some characteristics that
is conducive within the wild, which the animal has never
been in the wild does when they're agitated or frustrated,

(13:26):
and I can only imagine the let's just hypothetic. Let
me just get in the brain of Harambi for a
minute if I can.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Oh, no, let me better. So no one else harms them.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh no, I'm gonna it appears to be also an
infant gorilla, right and grabbed. Oh protect, no back, come
with me, which is the way they handle their own
young right. And then people are shouting, screaming something they've
never been exposed to. The adrenaline in the air can

(14:00):
be sensed. And then the now the girl is like,
oh no, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (14:05):
All right?

Speaker 8 (14:05):
It's overloaded, man, it's as censory overload. So I'm just
saying that's a possibility. Yeah, it could have happened. He
could have ripped that boy from limb to limb.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
He could have been like, hmmm, lunch exactly, finally a
trainer my size.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
But he didn't and probably would not have. But no,
humans are ruined it, all right.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
We only have ourselves to blame. And Gary Oldman knows.
He's just pulling you in with the David Bowie reference. Right,
So Gary Oldman knows the truth, and now you do too.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
What else does Gary Oldman know?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, he played Lee Harvey Oswald, he knows, right.
He knows about Transylvania. He knows because he played Count Dracula.
He knows a lot about Gotham City too. He did right, No,
I forgot he was in that as well. He knows
her Rambie can all go back to that. If you're

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It's time for newsquakies, world news, local news and news
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Lindsay with What's going on news quigies from The Big
Mad Morning Showing.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Ninety seventy five.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
State trooper wrestles escaped peacock in Ohio on July tenth.
Trooper Derek G. Bassinger had no idea that bird wrangling
would be part of his job, but it sure was
when a peacock named Kevin escaped from its owner. Kevin
had been missing for two weeks when he showed up

(16:01):
on the Ohio State Highway Patrol property. Kevin tried wandering
into the woods, but the trooper kept him detained and
can be heard on bodycam footage telling the bird to
stay put and holding him to keep him from fleeing.
Apparently he was aware of the missing peacock and was
able to keep him detained until the owner showed up

(16:24):
and lured Kevin over with some food before grabbing him
and safely returning it home.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
The picture you found of the peacock's so funny.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
No, thank you, And I don't just I don't just
hand peacock's compliments out.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Keep your peacock compliments to yourself. Huh, real close to
your chest.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
You think, well, you think you've seen one peacock, you've
seen them all. You think they're all the same there,
but they're all very unique. They're all very different. Oh yeah,
and for some reason, the darker ones are bigger.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
I've seen in Albia. I think genetic peacock. It was
a lot smaller than your your typical peacock.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, And I don't know about I don't know if
you guys know this. We have Disney Plus and nat
Geo does these great in depth things on animals, of course,
and they did one on peacocks. And in Japan they're
much smaller, but they're really good at math.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
Listen, doesn't matter as long as the peacock gets the
job done.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, it's yeah, it is not the size of the peacock.
It is how the peacock struts.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Exactly pretty much.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
Basically, man with sore nipples learns there's been a knife
in his chest.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Looking down is such a challenge, right, So.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
This comes out of Tanzania. This forty four year old
dude goes to the doctor because his nipples are sore
and he's got puss oozing out of him, all right,
And they start questioning him as doctors do, and he
didn't experience any kind of chest pain or difficulty breathing,
didn't have a cough, didn't have a fever, nothing, right,

(18:05):
So they're like, well, has anything anything out of the
ordinary else happened to you? And he's like, well, about
eight years ago, I got into a bit of a
fight and I was attacked with a knife and I
had cuts to my face and my back, my chest
and my abdomen, and well I went to the doctor
then and they stitched me up and I went on

(18:26):
about my way. And now this attack happened eight years ago,
like I said, Right, So for eight years he's been
kind of dealing with it and everything was fine, at
least according to him.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Anyway.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
He led a healthy, boring life and then all of
a sudden, his nipples start getting sore, and then they
start getting all pussy, right, and he's like, I got
I got a doctor for this. So they do some
X rays on him, and that's where they found that
a knife blade was stuck in his chest. Now, luckily
the blade missed all the major organs, right, And they

(18:59):
only reason that this knife blade was still stuck in
his chest is because when he went to the doctor
the first time after he was attacked, they didn't have
X ray machines, so they didn't check anything. They just
stitched the guy up and sent him on about his way,
all right, So they go in there, they remove the knife,
They got rid of all the dead skin, they drained

(19:20):
all the puss from his nipples, and this guy apparently
is on his road to recovery.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
What's up with your nipples?

Speaker 7 (19:28):
Why are your nipples so pussy? Dude? Eight years? Eight
years he lived with this with the blade in his chest.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (19:36):
The picture's wild?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, is that the real? I wonder if that's the real?

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah, that's the X ray. They're crazy, they say.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It is, I mean, and that it is it is perpendicular,
not parallel to the chest.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Cavity right, somehow.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
I missed everything in there, didn't nick an artery, know nothing,
and just just stuck.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
So he was in a fight.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
A guy stabs him, the handle comes off, and he
goes meals and runs off.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Zoy and then gets out there.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, and they guys like, yeah, every time I do
a sit up right, yeah, touch your toes? Ooh, I
got a sharp pain.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Are you having a heart attack?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I don't think so. Kind of you kind of having
a heart attack.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
There's a knife in my chest.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Woman ensues bar over injuries from falling deer head What huh?
A woman is soon a bar in Boston's Seaport district
over injuries she says were caused by a taxidermy deerhead
falling from the wall. Haul Sorry, Holly said. The falling
display at Lucky's No Joke Lounge struck her in the

(20:47):
head in October of twenty twenty two, causing injuries that
forced her to miss work. She's seeking payment for her
medical bills from the bar, along with money to replace
her lost wages. Lindsey, I want you to think back
to August twentieth of twenty twenty two. Okay, I'll even
will broaden that July two October. Name something that happened

(21:11):
to you.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I can't either, gimbie twenty twenty two July through August
of twenty twenty two, two month window I turned forty two.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Besides that, let's see here twenty two.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
That that I believe was that the bus incident, or
was the bus incident in twenty three.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm gonna be honest, this happened to you.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
I want to say it was twenty three when the
bus incident happened. I think in twenty two that's when
I was in the process of.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Getting rid of the nurse.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I've been through some things in the past here, No,
the timeline is hard to keep up with, right. I
think that's a good example then to counter what I'm saying,
like the traumatic enough that you can.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Remember some details.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, So that makes sense then, because I was like,
I can't remember what I did, but I know anything
crazy happened to me, right.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah, eitherree years back, a deer head fall on you.
Now we've got a weird.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Way to talk about getting bad against the bus and hitting.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Now every bar in the country has got to get
rid of their deer heads. Or whatever they got hanging
on the wall because we don't want tols good hurt.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, they just have to make sure that they're up
there really really well.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah, they're all secure until they're not. I'm sure they
thought that deerhead was up on the wall pretty well.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
I've seen some places that not only are they hanging
on the wall, but also hanging from the ceiling. They
like they are secured that way as well.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
There's a safety. Yeah, I don't agree with you. I
think people just put it up and go okay. Yeah,
Like they'll just put a screw into the drywall, not
into the stud or use an anchor and be like,
well it's standing up, yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Until it doesn't. And then they start stacking panties on it.
And the next thing, you know, and falls on a
woman's head. And now she got hit by antlers and
she's got panties all over it, and you're.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Like laughing, that's the funniest joke ever.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
I would they've slammed the door a hundred times.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
That makes me nervous. Now we have a deer head
hanging on our walle at home.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
And now I want to go, is it secured with
a wire to the rafter.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, but I want to make sure that it's in
a stud because I didn't hang it, so I want
to make sure that it's now and they're really good.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
It's a mail. You're right, deer, all right.

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Speaker 8 (24:21):
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Speaker 7 (24:39):
Let's see what Lindsay's got Linsen Linzen, Lensen Linzen l
and DSc Y Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay nd Sdy Mennsey.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You got a cat because I feel something licking me.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
So they've got this list out there of oddly specific
things that women in their forties, single women in their
forties say that they need in a partner. Mike, Well,
I'm in my forties. I might not be single, but
I want to see if if I agree with any
of these women. And I'm reading through the qualities they're

(25:25):
looking for in a man, and I find myself.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Being very judging.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm judging them. And now I want you to picture
yourselves single for a moment, and if you are available
with these qualities be deal breakers for you.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
So you may.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It'd be a single forty year old woman, no forty.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Year old man, okay, or in your forties, which you
are Nope, okay, Well take care of fifteen. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Remember I'm the oldest one in the room, but I
look the youngest.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
N in your mind.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
I've worked hard on this, haggard look, friend.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
I don't know stand us next to each other.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
So picture yourself single, available, and if these qualities that
these women are looking for would be deal breakers for you,
would you date them. This woman says that the man
cannot be a spitter if you spit. I'm out, like.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
At all at all?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Okay, And I'm like, this woman is a little bougie here,
because sometimes you just.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Have to spit, like please get that?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh yeah, I mean honestly you I I don't. I
don't like it. One guy's like, make that. Yes, I
can't stand it somehow exactly, but I understand it. I
get it. It is gross, but it's sometimes necessary.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Is it a deal breaker if a girl spits?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
No, if she's like, you can't don't do that, You
can't ever do that?

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Uh yeah bye, Yeah, it's a no breaker. If oh
she tells you that, Yeah yeah, get out of here exactly.
You're not my mom, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Angry eyebrows. This one says like, you need to look
like you would throw me around respectfully.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Huh what is it? I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well, that's what I'm wondering. Is it like rich resting
bitch face for men?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
There's an Instagram page, I'm sorry, a TikTok page or something,
and it's women complaining about stuff like this, And then
the guy keeps track of the IX and he's at like.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Nine hundred and something.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Wow, because they're all stupid things like this, like don't
have a face, don't have eyebrows, uh, don't spit.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, she wants her man to have angry eyebrows, and
I don't want. I'm thinking you can be a bad
boy without looking like one.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
What if by angry eyebrows she means unkempt eyebrows to
where you know you gotta trim those things every now
and again to get out of control. Right, Yeah, you
look like a big old kudoo or caterpillars. Yeah, maybe
that's what she means by angry. Angry is not the
technical term of girl. It's more of, oh my god,
look at those things. They seem mad. They're all over

(28:32):
the place.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
But if that's true, she's saying she wants that. Yeah,
she wants the angry caterpillars.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
Okay, man, No, I.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Know this woman says no beards. In my opinion, men
with beards enjoy things I don't.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Then I wonder why you're single at forty.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Amen. I couldn't disagree with her more because not all
bearded men enjoy the same things.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
I think you misrepresented people.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Right right, Absolutely, this woman says, I want someone that
isn't picky about food. Okay, I think that's absolutely fine.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
No, what are you talking about. Everybody's picky, right, I
bet you there's something that woman wanting. Sure, there's things
you need.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Or maybe she's just a really bad cook.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Right. Oh, like she's setting that up like it's a
chest move.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah. Perhaps, but everybody's picky. Everybody's got something they won't eat. Otherwise,
I have a ballute egg.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
I'd like to introduce her to.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Has the skills necessary to do well in a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
How are you gonna know?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think this woman is simply looking for a protector.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Okay, for an event that's never happened, or to know
how it could work.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's all that she wants, someone that she feels safe with,
no matter the situation.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
That's pretty subjective. Safe is subjective.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Sure, Listen, what Ronda Rowsey needs to feel safe is
not the same as the little Debbie snack lady. Right,
Ronda Rowsey can handle herself. And I'm just using that
as an extreme example. I don't know if that for sure,
but an Olympic Taekwondo champion, h UFC champion, I feel

(30:31):
like she's fine.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Yeah, like the fact that you chose little Debbie for that.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
And I don't know who to pick.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
That was small and feeble. That's fair. Who should I
have picked that small and feeble Anna Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yes, that would have been perfect.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Sure.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Just makes it sound like little Debbie eats her own snacks,
it's not nine.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Must be willing to purchase feminine hygiene products without complaint.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
You'll break or gimpie. No, not for me. I don't mind.
I'll go get your tampoons. I don't care. I think
it's clear they're not for me, so I don't care.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, And I also I'm like this woman is like
it's a humble brag and and also humble like that
she still has a period, And also why you're not
gonna have a period for much longer anyways? Woman? Like
maybe a year or two if you're over forty?

Speaker 7 (31:26):
What do you mean eventually we're gonna stop?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Exactly what's gonna stop here? Shortly?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Curious what is the average age that it as you
your words dries up, like usually.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
After forty five, it's it's it's so every way.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
So every woman I meet, So every woman I meet
over the age of forty five statistically dry as a
river or dry river bed.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I mean that's what I've been told by my doctors.
Normally it's wanted anywhere.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Between the age of forty five and fifty five. Okay,
well that the average age being around fifty one. Okay, Yeah,
I was like, forties feels rather young.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
If they don't learn my coffee order after a few dates,
they don't care about learning about me.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
It's coffee.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Well, I think coffee to use your phrase, I don't
think that she means coffee right, Like, do you know
what she likes?

Speaker 7 (32:30):
Type of thing?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Are you capable of picking up what he's laying down?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah? I feel like this is something you're expecting him
to ask. How do you take your coffee? I think
that that's something you learn over time. You pick up
on it, you remember it.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
How many after a few dates? How often are we
getting coffee on a few dates?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah? Is that the only thing you're doing?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I would say, probably, I should know your cocktail order
or your pre dinner drink, right, whether that's alcoholic or not.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
What if they spend the night you know you're making
coffee the next morning. Does that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, but I'm just making an assumption that it's not
after two dates, right, yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Right?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
And but this makes a good question. Should I know
how you like your coffee before or after we have sex?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Good question?

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Should should I know that before we have that intimacy?

Speaker 8 (33:25):
I think you find out afterwards because you know, typically
you do it at night, wake up the next morning,
and that's when you ask them.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Better be you want to I guess some coffee for you?
How would you like that?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (33:38):
By the way, get the f out of here?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah? What if she says with with with a pump
of vanilla or gave you a right settle down there,
or or hazel nut creamer, You're gonna be like, I
don't have that.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't have that? Well, then why are you asking exactly?
And like I drink coffee differently than I do at
home than I would order it out at like Starbucks.
Like at Starbucks, I'm not ordering a coffee. I'm going
to have a skim white mocha, and my husband knows that.
And if I'm at home, it's a packet of sweet

(34:13):
and Low with a creamer, or sometimes if I don't
have creamer, I'll just take it black.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
So what I'm hearing you say is women bounce around
on what they want. Yeah, okay, yes, it makes sense
because I've asked some of you what where would you
like to go to dinner?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Uh huh. This one says I must have my own
room as in bedroom, bathroom, and office because I need
my space.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
We watch a lot of house Hunters International or house Hunters,
and there's a lot of this, Well, this is my bathroom,
and I don't that's a deal breaker for me.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I agree. I feel like this woman isn't looking for
a partner, she's looking for a roommate.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I mean, just based off that.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, but some of you women like to complain about
your men throwing towels on the ground or leaving their socks.
But I've seen your countertops in your bathroom.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Oh yeah, it's a mess.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
And that's why he has his sink and I have mine.
I don't tell you what to do with your sink.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Don't tell me what to do with mine in the
same bathroom though, yes, exactly, And I'm curious to why
you think you deserve your own bedroom and your own
bathroom right that we're not going to share.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yes, then why are you in a partnership if you're
not sharing that space?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Again, I've said this many times. If you want to
find someone who makes your French toast every morning, find
that person. So if this is what you want, go
get it. It ain't for me, and I don't want three, right, But.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
You wonder why you're in your forties and still single.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Takes a while to find the needle.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I guess this one says, must sneeze discreetly, not keeping
the sneeze in. Just don't make a scene every time
you Also, they have to cover their mouth and knows
properly always. Sure, Now I understand that fun at parties exactly.

(36:11):
Now I understand not wanting to be scared half the
death of one hearing a sneeze. However, a man's snee
shouldn't sound mousey either.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
Are all these from the same dame or these will
like collect and from different one? Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah, uh. This woman says, sending memes back and forth
is my love language. A guy who doesn't reciprocate, or worse,
sends memes that aren't funny would be a deal breaker.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Well, I can't tell if you're gonna like it before
I send it, right right, I won't share fun with you,
but what I think is fun.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
She seems like she's looking for a playful partner though,
who likes to laugh. Definitely, not someone who feels like
she's not like a fight picker.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you can judge
that off of one meme or one statement.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
This one says, must be handy. I know my way
around a toolbox and he should too. I kind of
like this because, truth be told, when Kevin and I
first got together, he was not a handy man at
all like his And it's not really his fault. I
can't blame him because growing up, his mom would pay
someone to come over and fix anything that was broken

(37:23):
around the house after his parents split up, so he
didn't have to do it, he didn't have to learn,
And then years later, thanks to YouTube, I'd be like, dude,
let's just watch a YouTube on it, and now he
can fix things. Thank goodness, because it huge turn on
for me when a man will just be like, oh,

(37:44):
I'll just do it, save us the money. So yeah,
But also if she knows how to do it, if
she's handy with the toolbox, then why should he be
must love all things Halloween as much as I I do,
which is a lot.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
She says, Okay, I mean I can get that. That's
not a deal breaker for me. I can fake like
I like Halloween. Who walks around says they hate Halloween?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, no one. It is an expensive holiday every holiday.
That is very true. Halloween decorations though they are.

Speaker 7 (38:19):
All of them. Christmas decorations, every decoration you buy is
expensive every day. You know how expensive a tree is
maintaining it.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Let's see a couple more open to kinki fulfilling sex.
Life is too short for bad sex.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
Good luck, right, because not everybody's into that sort of thing.
Nobody's into good sex. That's a rare breed.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
And clearly she doesn't have children because quickies can be
very satisfying. He needs to have the emotional support. He
needs to have the emotional support needs of a cactus
because I am not nurturing, right.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
No problem, you cold hearted bitch. Yeah fine, just remember
that's a two way street exactly.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Well, that's why she's single because I feel like guys
do need to be nurtured. Everyone does.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
It's not a male female thing, right, none of these
are male exclusive, no, but that.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Is definitely why she is single. Can't be a person
who gets that thick buildup of saliva in the corners
of their mouth.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
So no dating ninety year old.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Or toddlers, it says, it makes me instantly gag on site.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Okay, yeah, here's okay, shut up.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Uh huh because you put your tongue in my mouth
or god knows what else.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
So settled down.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Must be allowed to have my space to be my
feral and unhinged pathetic self at times.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Right, let me rephrase that I need my space to
act like a deranged lunatic. Right, I want to do
whatever I want and I get a questioned about it
and not an adult that has to be responsible for
their emotions. But meanwhile, while I do that, you better
be covering your mouth and having the daintiest sneeze ever.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Dumb and shave your beard. And shave your beard.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I mean, I like my beard. I don't think there's
a problem with it, but beards are disgusting. They're back
to your breeding places. They can be if you don't
take care of them them just one day of it
because food falls into it, you're sneezing, blowing your nose.

(40:46):
All that stuff can live even though you may not
see the snot or whatever, it can still back to you.
You can still live in there.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Yeah. You get this saliva that builds up in the
court of your mouth. It drawls down onto your beard.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
There was a video I saw yesterday on TikTok, actually
a guy who had a cyst on the inside of
his mouth and he had a beard cysts on the inside, Yeah,
on his cheek, on the inside of his cheek.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Isn't that a herbie sore?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't know. It had one of those germatologists on
the video too, and he explained, oh, that's a cyst
on the inside of the mouth. Hey called it a cyst.
And it popped and when it popped, it sprayed into
the beard, and he said he made comment, he was like,

(41:35):
you have to clean that properly out of the beard
because the beard does hold a lot of germs or whatever.
This guy took a napkin and wiped it.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I mean, there was so much beard it.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah, and then just turned off the bathroom light and
walked out. Yeah, no soap, no water, no nothing, just
a napkin and wiped it out. I was disgusted. It
was disgusting.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
It doesn't have to be a cyst waste for it
to be gross. It can be any food, any item.
You get a chunk of beech stuck in there and
it starts rotten after a while.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, maybe that was why it's a deal breaker.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
I mean, beards can be quite disgusting.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Not everybody is adamant about scrubbing their beards because I
don't want to wash the oils away, Right, that's a thing. Yeah,
women do it too with their hair.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Go what three four days without washing? It getting nasty.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'm on day three right now.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
But do you see the bounce though, right, all tucked
under a hat. The volume's crazy.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Hey, it's under her hat. I gotta get it.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I gotta get my grays done. So I'll go ahead
and say that again. I am the youngest looking one
in the room because I don't dye my hair.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Anyway. If these women weren't so picky, maybe they wouldn't
be single. Benzen Linzen l A N D s e
Y Lindsey.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
Lindsey Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
N D s d y Mency. You gonna cat because
I feel something licking me.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Four of The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Let's play again because we had tickets to give away
Rock Oklahoma Weekend GA tickets are up for grabs. A
ton of bands are playing. The full list and the
link for tickets kmod dot com. We're gonna play Pick
the flip Kurt record.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Is will looks like I am dominating this one with
thirteen and Lindsey has nine.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
And you have, oh, last week's winter.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
That'd be so Corbin N Lindsay eight three three four six,
Oh K M O D. Good morning here on the air.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
What is your name? Yeah, hey Danny? How are you buddy?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Doing?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Good man?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
How are you guys?

Speaker 7 (44:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm good brother. So you got to pick between Lindsey
or myself for clues.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
For pick the flick. Let's do it, Corbyn.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Are you ready? Yes, sir, here we go.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
This Bradley Cooper Jennifer Lawrence movie is about them.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Being stars born. No, that is with lady Gaga. This
is the one. De Niro's in it.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
They're big Philadelphia Eagles fans. Hey in football, there's an
item that.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Silver lating, silver lighting slave boot.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Okay yeah, Stephen King movie prom Blood Falls, Honor Carrie Yes,
Kaiser so says yes, pass Kevin Bacon, Preacher bands dancing, Yes,
kidd and play they are Yes.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
This is when you have a chance once a year
to kill anyone you want. Uh, courage?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yes, dog who plays basketball Herebud? Yes, Burt Reynolds's original.
Then they remade it with Adam Sandler football.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Movie Longest Yard. Yes.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
This is George Lucas's second movie after Star Wars, Impire
Starks Back.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
No, no, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Jedi.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
No no time time time. Buddy eight is what I got.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, with a past excellent job, Danny might be enough,
but we're gonna find out.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Okay, all right, man, hang on the line. Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? Perps? I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
What was your name? Josh?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
All right, Josh? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue. Are you ready? Yes, here
we go.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Take the dog out back and put him down.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Older.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yes, uh, Sigourney Weaver in Space Alien. Yes this is
comedian female female comedian turned actress in a movie with
John Cena. And yes, not Jaws, but another giant shark. Yes, yes,

(46:24):
this is leather Face takes the chase on. Yes, this
is about an airline pilot who lands a plane successfully
on the Hudson. Yes, uh pass. This is Reese Witherspoon lawyer.

(46:45):
Uh yes, this is hello Robin Williams cross Dressers. Yes,
this is a double pointer animated caveman.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
Cruise.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yes, all right, it can be has in his for
no correlation. Let's see what give you has by far
v all right. Corbine says here that the FDA warns
against eating possibly radioactive shrimp at Walmart.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
The FDA is warning the public about eating certain great
value raw frozen shrimp sold at some Walmart stores around
the country. The agency issued the warning after a Customs
and Border Protection alerted the agency about possible celsium one
thirty seven contamination, which is a radioactive isotope from shipping containers.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
The frozen shrimp from the distributor has tested positive, but
the FDA says no shrimp that has tested positive has
entered the US food supply, So like, plenty of foods
have radiation in them.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
You get from your phone, your microwave, your TV space right,
radiation earth everywhere.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Yeah yeah, but this shrip might make you grow an
arm out your back. Nope, nope, nope. Cluted this way.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
You know, when you were I don't know about you guys,
but we didn't have a lot of money, so when
something had mold on it, my parents would be like,
it's penicillin.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Yeah right, So look at this, you're fighting cancer already.
How do you think we got cheese? How what else
we got here?

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Trump to have Smithsonian museums review now. President Trump posted
on true social yesterday that the Smithsonian is.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Out of control.

Speaker 8 (48:29):
He said there's nothing about brightness and too much about
how horrible our country is and how bad slavery was.
He said that he'll have the museums reviewed under the
same process done with colleges and universities. He added, this
country cannot be woke because woke is broke.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That also being woke. All right, Uh, if you go
and cancel anything in the Smithsonian, aren't you part of
cancel culture and being woke?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Right?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Of course, of course.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
And I don't think the president has governance over the Smithsonians.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
I don't know. He just walked into. This is very disappointing. Listen,
I think this is a fair criticism.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Tell me you have other stuff to do, right, I know, I'm.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Sure there's global issues somewhere, but you know, Smithsonian.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Whatever you want to get rid of in the Smithsonian.
You know they have Archie Bunker's chair in there.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
It's fine, right? What else we got here? Hey, good news.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
The price of Ozimpic and Wagovi has been cut. The
prices of some popular weight loss drugs are being slashed
for cash paying patients. Danish pharmaceutical company Nova Nordic Nordisk
is offering Ozimpic and Wagovie at half price, which is
four hundred and ninety nine dollars a month. Good lord

(49:55):
for those who were paying for the drugs in a
pocket now. Eli Lilly, the Indiana based MA of Munjournal
and zep Bound, has been doing the same thing for months.
The cash pay offer will expand access to eligible type
two diabutist patients who don't have insurance coverage for the
weekly injections. And then, lastly, here Tulsa's Mayor Nichols announces

(50:16):
Office of Health and Wealth Being. Mayor Nichkels, along with
Community Care and other healthcare and community partners, announced the
formation of the Office of Health and Wellbeing. The new
office aims to improve healthcare acrossholes by help and health
care entities and community partners collaborate through sharing data in resources.
The Office of Health and Wellbeing's main goals are connecting

(50:39):
healthcare organizations to help them share resources and strategies while
lowering unnecessary overlapping services through healthcare through a health coalition,
utilizing a Neighborhood Conditions Index to identify and help areas
suffering from health disparities, and advancing mental health inactivities across

(50:59):
the city.

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Morning can be Well, Good morning Corban, We're just over
a week away from the loudest weekend of the year,
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Speaker 1 (51:35):
All Right, we're gonna do a little bit of fill
in the blank news. I'll read part of a headline.
You have to guess what the blank part should be
in it. First one that I have here is Florida
officials looking for rare blank Florida officials looking for rare
blank alligator.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
A non crazy person, right, good, all right, Florida, Alli,
they have a python problem down there, I believe. Okay, yeah,
so it could be a rare python. They could also
be on the look for a rare pokemon.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Just saying or iguana.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Uh rare iguanas? Huh?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I mean, don't they have a isn't any iguana or
some sort of lizard?

Speaker 7 (52:27):
They're an evasive species down there? Yeah, if that's what
you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Florida wants the public to be on the lookout for
a rare snake not seen in the Sunshine State since
twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
It's not python.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
The rainbow snake population has been declining for years, affected
by the loss of habitat and food sources. The state's
Wildlife Commission wants to know if they're out there.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
While some.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
While someone may have seen one, it wasn't reported. The
snakes are typically iridescent black or violet blue with three
red stripes along their back. The non venomous and adults
are about three to four feet in links. Oh, it's
a good look.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
A good looking snake, that is, because it's what color is,
the rainbow colored.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Millions of blank migrate across North America. Or here we
go again, millions of blank migrating across North America.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
I mean, my first thought is pelicans, but it's probably wrong.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Pelicans.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Yeah, pelicans migrate, don't they. Wild buffalo, she's a nice lady.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
H Spiders, Uh, illegal aliens.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Do spiders migrate? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Butterflies.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Millions of monarch butterflies are beginning to migrate across North America.
The butterflies are leaving their summer breeding grounds for three
thousand mile trek to parts of California and Mexico. According
to the US Fish and Wildlife Service, the migration typically
runs from mid August through mid November. As monarch butterflies
cannot survive prolonged cold conditions. Sometimes the swarms of traveling

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butterflies are large enough to be seen on weather radar.
The number of sightings has significantly declined over the recent years.
Police search for suspect in Virginia using fake blank. Police
search for suspect in Virginia using fake blank.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Fake IDAs, boobs, I mean, that's the way to get
them out.

Speaker 8 (54:41):
Fake rolexes, fake fake names, fake fake nails.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Fake false teeth, fake hair extensions, fake.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Faked.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
This story and the next one of my two favorite
from today.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Police are looking for two suspects who allegedly used fake
coupons at several central Virginia stores. Police say two male
suspects entered a Walmart in Petersburg and used fake coupons
to buy several cases of red Bull for two dollars each.
Police say they then visited a Chesterfield Walmart and returned

(55:26):
the cases for the actual retail price. Authorities say the
two have pulled similar actions at numerous stores throughout Central Virginia.
They say a total loss of returns are about twelve
thousand dollars. Wow Werner recalls blank due to fall hazard.

(55:48):
Werner recalls blank due to fall hazard.

Speaker 7 (55:53):
Okay, so I guess Warner is a company of sorts
that makes something ladders. Maybe, I mean that would suck.
I mean you're looking at something you're gonna fall off of, right, right,
because it's a fall hazard.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Uh huh?

Speaker 7 (56:07):
So ladders, chairs, deer heads, deer heads? Yeah, hammocks.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Did you just call it a hammock?

Speaker 7 (56:16):
Of course he did, Of course he did. I love
that he does that with words. Isn't that how it's spelt?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yes, that's hard. I've always said it too.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Over one hundred and twenty two thousand ladders sold at
home depot or being recalled due to their locking mechanism failing,
putting users at risk of a fall. I don't know
why you have to say this, but there's a risk
of falling on a ladder, on all ladder, on all ladders. Yeah, right,
no matter what. The recall includes twenty and twenty four

(56:50):
foot MultiMAX Pro models sold between twenty twenty one and
twenty twenty four. The manufacturer says owners should stop using
the ladders immediately and register online for a full refund.
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission said the company has
received eighteen reports of falls and fourteen reports of injuries.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
Which is all more than shark attacks. Like to remind
everybody of that, Kellogg to remove artificial dies by blank?
How bad is it?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
How soon or not soon are they removing them? Kellogg
to remove artificial dies by blank? Twenty fifty right, I was.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
Going to say next Tuesday, but it seems twenty fifty
is more realistic, like they're in no real big hurry
because it's a real threat.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Listen, y'all been in the same garbage for fifty years.
Ain't nobody grown an arm yet? So I could see
how it could take, you know, the next twenty five it.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Nine.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Kellogg is announcing that they will stop using artificial dyes
in their breakfast cereals by the end of twenty twenty seven,
so almost three years, okay.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
In a statement, the maker.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Of fruit Loops, Applejack's Frosted Flakes, and Rice Crispies Huh
say they're making changes to their line cereals to include
less of what customers don't need while adding more whole
grains and fiber. Kellogg pledge to remove FDC, FD and
C colors from their cereals served in schools, and they
plan on removing the dyes from all their products, So

(58:26):
we're gonna get to it eventually.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, there's dyes in rice crispies and frosted flakes.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
It wouldn't surprise me. There's probably die in your spaghetti sauce.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
You think that rice crispy is a natural color? Come on,
you know it doesn't come from rice, right, It doesn't
come from crispy either. Well, it's from snapping crackers, right.
David Lee Roth makes fun of Sammy Hagar for blank.
David Lee Roth makes fun of Sammy Hagar for blank.

(59:00):
I don't know his hair. The way he talks, I
can imagine that.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Come on, Dan, did he trip and fall?

Speaker 8 (59:10):
It's possible. Maybe, uh, maybe he broke his leg or something.
Maybe fell off a ladder because he didn't catch the
notice that there's a fall danger.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Maybe he walked on stage with his pants on zipped.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Anything's possible, right.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
David Lee Roth took a moment during a recent concert
to take a jab at Sammy Hagar. In the middle
of Dance the Night Away, Diamond Dave told a story
that included Hagar's recent assertion that the ghost of Eddie
van Halen gave him a song and a dream one
he ended up recording called Encore thank You good Night.
One of my esteemed colleagues. He's a contemporary. He's got

(59:50):
a great voice. He always talks really weird. He's got
a great catalog. You all know Sammy Hagar, right, He's
got a great voice. And Sammy told the media about
six weeks ago that the ghost of Eddy van Halen
visited him and graced him with the song that A
that he memorized and then went home and recorded. Dave
went on to describe his own ghostly encounter with Eddie quote,

(01:00:11):
I don't know what the odds are, but last night
the ghost of Eddie van Halen visited me.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
I was watching the weather report and he came in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
He was laughing. I said, what are you doing now?
He said, Dave, you know that song I gave Hagar.
It's actually in it gottadavida backwards. Don't tell him. Make
sure you go see David Lee Roth at the Hard
Rock Hotel and Casino and Tulsa on August thirty first.
Tom Morello shares thoughts on Blank. Tom Morello, who'll be

(01:00:40):
at Rockklahoma, shares thoughts on Blank. He's been sharing a
lot of thoughts lately. A lot of it's on ice
and immigration. I mean, he comes from a politically active band.
Yeah it's surprising, but I feel this isn't that. So
he is sharing his thoughts on Pepperoni pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
On conspiracy theories.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Like a good superior pizzashrooms, on Rage against the Machine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Morella is considering Rage against the Machines twenty twenty two
reunion tour shows a triumphant finale if the band never
performs again. The group's trek was cut short due to
Zach de la Rocha tearing his achilles tendon during early
stop of the tour. In a new interview with Chicago
radio station, Morello talked about the possibility of the band
being done and reflected on those shows, saying, quote, we

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finished with five sold out Knights in Madison Square Garden.
So if there's never another show, then that's quite a
way to go out. In the meantime, the musician continues
to play Rage songs live during his solo gigs. Morello
will hit the road for the headline tour across North
America this fall. You can see him at Rocklahoma, so
you're gonna hear him play. So yeah, Blank takes number

(01:01:54):
one at the box office. Blank takes number one at
the box office. Oh well, last week it was that
Weapons movie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I'm sticking with it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
I could see how it could still be number.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
One years why. I don't know of any other movie.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Pretty much, you only know that movie because I told
you about it last week exactly, although you know what
promo Brady did say that he went and saw it
and he said it was so good he would go
and see it again in the theaters.

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
Okay, so maybe it's still exactly we trust Brady with
the via reviews.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
The horror film Weapons is still number one at the
domestic box office, bringing in twenty five million dollars in
its second weekend. In second place is Disney's Freaky or Friday,
which brought in fourteen point five million dollars unbelievably in
its second weekend. That was followed by Bob Odenkirk's led
action film Nobody Too with nine point two million dollars.

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If you don't know that movie, it was a movie
where he plays like an assassin or something like that,
and cool thing when he trained for the the first one,
he fell in love with the training so much.

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
He continued, it cool.

Speaker 8 (01:03:06):
Well, I've never seen the first one, but it's on
Prime video, so now let's added to my watch list.
I'm watching it tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Blank on future of late night television. Blank on future
of late night television.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
Mm So it could be one of the hosts, right,
because they recently got rid of Colbert.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
I think Kimmel's in that mix too somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Or it could be an ex host talking about right right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
It could be David Letterman. It's definitely not Johnny Carson Leno.
It could be or.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Who's the redhead? Who's harrow? Is O'Brien Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Comedian Conan O'Brien is predicting a future evolution of late
night television. O'Brien shared his outlook during his induction into
the Television Academy Hall of Fame, and he also celebrated
the comics and writers behind the shows. The comedian told
the crowd late night television as we have known it
since nineteen fifty is going to disappear, but those voices

(01:04:09):
are not going anywhere, and he added that people like
Stephen Colbert are too talented and too essential to go away.
O'Brien expressed optimism that the talents will be able to
find a new medium as the landscape of the industry changes.
This makes sense if you know the history of late
night television.

Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
It was TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Before TikTok, right, adults would stay up late to watch it,
where they could push the boundaries on some things, at
least for television at that time. Not everybody was Archie
Bunker right or Sandford and Son. So they could push
the envelope at late night television. And then there was
a later one which also pushed it. They could get
away with some things.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
Yeah, and any of these stars that have lost their
late night job podcast, I see that happening, you know,
starting a podcast and doing the same thing there, because
then it's just you know, willing II.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
You can do whatever you want. You're not so much
restricted by a network or anything like that. So or
you know, a webcast, Yeah like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Well, the thing that's interesting is until like over seventy
five percent of them were behind the scenes people who
evolved up the ranks to the forefront right right. The
only exception that is Kimmel. Kimmel was a radio guy.
Uh yeah, he was on Loveline right, right, and then
he became he got this chance to do this show.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Well I think the Man Show came first before he
started intersting Late Night. Yeah yeah, I'm right there with you.
Unlike you know Conan where he was a rider for SNL, right,
Stephen Colbert, who was just a crappy little side actor
on the Daily Show, but it was a writer behind
the scenes. Right, That's what I'm saying. Collen was a
writer and then evolved up. You have to be a

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writer on those shows.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Did CBS ever give a reason why they were canceling
his show?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
They're just really expensive shows to have, right. Those guests
that they have, those big celebrities aren't cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, well most of them will come on to help
promote in exchange, but having the facility paying everybody right, right,
advertisings down live shows are not cheap, so it makes
sense to cut not We're not the only company that's
cutting costs. People are across the board. Blank joins Master

(01:06:23):
Masters of the Universe cast. Female actress joins Masters of
the Universe cast.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
You're telling me there's a new key Man movie coming out.
I can't wait because the last one with Courtney Cox
was not exactly the greatest. How awesome would it be
if it was Courtney Cox.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I'll tell you the like the cast. Jared Leto is
gonna play Skeletor.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
Uh, okay, I see that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Alison bree is.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Gonna be in Idris Elba's going to be in it,
Margot Robbie, Alison Breeze got some nice booms.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
The Galaxy of Masters of the Universe just got a
little bigger with the addition of Kristin Wigg as Roboto
What the Android character, typically played by a male actor,
will be brought to life by Wig and Amazon, MGM
Studio and Mattel's upcoming big screen adventure. The film, now
in post production, follows Prince Adam played by Nicholas Galazine,

(01:07:20):
who transforms into he Man with the help of his
power sword about battle evil Skeletor played by Jared Leto.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Okay, Jared Letto is gonna play he Man.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
No, Jared Letto is playing Skeletor.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Oh oh, oh oh, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
Did I say he Man?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
I I heard you say you heard something else than
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
You don't say.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
That's very weird that it never happens uh, Nicholas Galaza tea, Yeah,
I don't know who that is either, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
The Breakfast Club returning to theaters for the movies Blank anniversary?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
How many years?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
The Breakfast Club returning to theaters for the movie's Blank anniversary.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
Fortieth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That's a good guess.

Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
I want to say fortieth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I would say, I want to.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Say fortieth or forty? Yeah? Fortieth?

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Yeah, forty sounds right. Fifty seems too old?

Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Are you running to be too old?

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
That?

Speaker 7 (01:08:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Oh, it's also true.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
I want to say it came out in like eighty
six or something like that. Lay five, John Hughes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
The Breakfast Club is returning to theaters to mark the
film's fortieth anniversary. The movie, starring Molly Reagenwald, Ali Sheety,
Emilia west of Is, Jedd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, premiered
on February fifteenth, nineteen eighty five, and was one of
the films that helped launch the brat pack. Tickets are
on sale now for The Breakfast Club, and we'll show
in Cinema's nationwide on September seventh and again on September tenth.

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Do people go to these?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
See? I was gonna ask the same thing. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't think I it's not something
that I would need to And they did it for
a Dirty Dancing, which is one of my favorite movies
of all time, and I didn't need to go back
to the theater to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Is there a movie you would go that is old
that you can buy on demand that you would go
and see in the theater.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
I can only think of one, maybe two. Matrix. The
original Matrix would be the only one I would want
to go see in the theater. Maybe I'd like to
say that that movie's not old, but it is twenty
six years old. I'd say Short Circuit, but that's just me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I saw Independence Day in the theater, and maybe I
would see that one in the theater again, just because
it's an action. It was explosive, and yeah, maybe that one.
But even then, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I mean, I saw a lot of movies in the theater.
I don't want to go back and see them again, right,
I like being at home. I mean, some movies are
great on the on the big screen, of course, but
also I don't know if it's that big of a
difference where I'm like well I saw in the theater.
This is stupid on my fifty six inch television or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:10:10):
Yeah, how big is a movie theater screen?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
If you were gonna guess anyway, foof because it's diagonal. Hum,
I'm gonna say five hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
Okay, let's uh, let's break that down to feet. What
do you think, lindsay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Uh, at twenty five feet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say, I'll say fifty feet okay.

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
Standard screens are anywhere from forty five to sixty five
feet wide and twenty to thirty foot high, with your
IMAX going too, about seventy two feet wide or more.
Because I was thinking to myself, I'm like, okay, well
I got out in eighty six inches of television, right,
which is a great picture, don't get me wrong. And
with the right surround sound, the movie would be great, fantastic.

(01:11:08):
But it still isn't theater quality. It still isn't quite
like that. That's something you'd have to take your you know,
like two walls in your house to make happen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, but even then you're not even people that get projectors.
That's still big enough. Yeah, you know, Uh, there's a place.
I think it's in la and I cannot think of
it the name of it at the top of my head.
But they show movies in it. And it's a three
sixty kind of like the sphere, not that big, and
they show movies in it on occasion and it looks

(01:11:39):
really cool and they add some other things to it
as part of the picture. But they also let you
watch live events in there, like UFC and you're like
in the ring, that's cool, or football where you're in
the end zone like it's the there's some of the
craziest images, and it's it's kind of like a dinner place,

(01:12:00):
so like there's food, but the screen is all around you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
That sounds cool.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Yeah, Like you're in it, you know the sphere, you're
kind of in the back, right, this is like, no,
you're in the middle and this it's completely around you
and you see them they're massive.

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Is it one of those theaters that like blow air
up your skirt or whatever you get.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
An immersive four D I believe is what they call those,
which sounds like the right evolution of movie theaters. Uh huh,
but I don't believe. So now, all right, we got
to take a break, we'll be back. You hear a
story of a kid missing, it just piques your interest.
And this was on the front page of our site.
And these parents claimed their baby was abducted and they've

(01:12:38):
stopped cooperating with police.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
This happens in California, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
And this woman claimed that she was changing her son's
diaper when an unknown assailant. Assailant attacked her, knocked her unconscious,
and took her son, and when she regained consciousness, she
saw her son was missing and she had a black eye.
So obviously the police get involved and start asking questions and.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Her story starts changing and her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Apparently the father sorry has a he's a convicted felon
for wilfully wilful child cruelty.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
And there's other documentation like the kid was like seven
months old, it hadn't been to a doctor. Now, if
anybody knows anything about newborns, they have to see the
doctor in the first year multiple times, just to ensure
milestones are happening. In some cases, getting vaccines things like that,

(01:13:49):
and the kid apparently they didn't take because the kid
always had like some marking on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
And I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
I There are plenty of stories of people that hurt
children when they're talking, back walking, not listening. But a baby,
I can't wrap my brain around that. I can't wrap
my brain around it at all, but especially with a baby,
a seven month old. So now they're not cooperating with police,

(01:14:22):
which is usually an indication.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
That they're guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Yeah, something. I mean, if you were and then you
stop you it would be like if you to me
if I was, because we always say have a lawyer
with you. Yeah, I would say, just have your lawyer
with you, right. Cooperate with the police. By the way,
there are plenty of stories out there of people who go,

(01:14:47):
like the police call and go, hey, we'd like to
talk to you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
Hell, you're not in trouble. We just want to ask
you a few questions.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
And they go downtown and on their own free will,
and the next thing they know, they're arrested for a
crime that they didn't. This happens. Not blaming the police,
it just happens. Their jobs to solve crimes. I'm sorry.
Their job is to get arrests, yeah, and convictions. So

(01:15:14):
it's entirely possible that they get.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
The wrong person.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah, for sure, And it does happen. Plenty of innocent
people go to jail.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
And then Kim Gardashian gets them out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
We're all all innocent here red and so this story
just is it's crazy to me, and you're like, well,
why didn't she stop, why didn't she leave?

Speaker 7 (01:15:33):
If she's an abusive relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
It's just not that easy, right, It's fairly complicated, and
the history of the father should be enough to make
you understand what it's about. The little kid's name is
Emmanuel Harrow, seven months old. And I don't think they

(01:15:57):
know where the baby is, the parents, anyone, anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:16:02):
I think the parents know. I think the parents know.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
I think I think that the father of this child
that has a history of child abuse, killed the baby
by accident, probably didn't mean to, probably just wanted to
shake it so it's shut up or whatever. And well
they're trying to cover up their tracks because nobody really

(01:16:26):
wants to go to prison.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
No, you know, so, especially if you've been there before, right, Right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
So that's where this unknown assailant comes into play and
just takes the baby, right or it was a trime
traveler coming back to save the future and knows that
the baby is going to grow up to be something,
you know, pretty rough, and they're like, well, we got
to get this baby out of here before it ruins

(01:16:53):
the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Don't even get me started on time travel right now.
I'm such an crazy place with it. Have you experience
now the book?

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
I'm ready. I just finished the book on Recursions Wild.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
But I also haven't seen it. And only on our
side have I seen this story. I have not seen
it anywhere else. I haven't seen it on the nightly news.
I haven't seen it on the early morning news that
I watch. I haven't seen it shoot across my social media.
True people love that true crime stuff on social media.
Crazy story again a manual Harold. There was a crazy

(01:17:29):
story the other day in the news, local news.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
It was kind of presented in like a road rage
situation where these people were driving on Yale in thirty
sixth Street and.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
Something happened where they pulled.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Over and the guy got out of the car and
apparently killed both of them, then got in his car
and drove away.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
And initially the report said it was not road rage, right,
but they.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Didn't say anything else, like these two people were clearly murdered, right,
and they didn't give much detail about the individual that
they were looking for any of those things. Now it
comes out that they have arrested somebody and the FBI
is involved. When I initially heard the story, because you go, eh,

(01:18:36):
road rage, right, But for those that don't know, I
want to make sure I wear this the right way.
For those that don't know, there is an organized crime
element in this community. I'm not going to allude to
which one. There are a couple different genres or groups

(01:18:58):
that operate in a high level way, and they're not
what you think they're not the bloods and crips?

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
Is it the Tulsa King.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Sliced? They made them a TV show about it. But
when I saw this initially it felt like some sort
of hit. Okay ah, it had the optics of like
because it was in the middle of the day on
the road, trying to make it look.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Like a road rage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
And now involved, And the fact that the FBI is
involved doesn't necessarily mean that because of the belief or
the guy they arrested is tribal, so the FBI could
be involved from that standpoint, right, or there's another element involved.

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
My initial thought was drugs. Drugs? Had Tom been involved
in there somehow organized crime runs with that, so that
I think you probably owned something. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
I didn't even think about the organized crime portion of it.
I was just like, it sounds to me like it
was a drug deal gone awry. No, it was like
in the middle, like on Yale right there at a light.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
And then I mean I guess that he could have
tailed them. And then he was like, how dare you
not pay me for my dime?

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Pay me or sell me bunk stuff? Or you owe
me money because I fronted you x amount.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
You brought up a good point. When you think of
a drug deal go bad, you think the seller getting screwed.

Speaker 8 (01:20:21):
Right, But if I fronted you, let's just say an
ounce of math that because you want to sell when
in rule Allen and you're doing everything right, Well, you
still owe me x amount of dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
Right, and then well listen, you gotta pay somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Yeah, it's a wild story. There's also the list. So
there's this list of states of the most fun state.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Now that's a hell of a segue. There's no clean
way to do it, because that's not fun. How about that? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
So there's this list of fun states that has been
put out I claim growing up in Iowa. GIMPI has
claimed before Alabama. I'm not clear on what state Lindsay claims.
It's either Illinois, Indiana, or Michigan.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
It's Indiana.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
You're claiming Indiana? Okay, well I wasn't sure and who
were where? Do you think Oklahoma rinks higher or lower
than any of those states in terms of the most
fun state?

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
They used a formula twenty six indicators to decide the
most fun state, and it's everything from restaurants, golf courses,
movie theaters per capita, the average price of beer and wine,
accessibility to parks and national parks, nightlife options. Do you
think now the California was the top one, right? Florida

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was number two, Illinois was number three. That all makes sense, right?
Maybe Illinois surprises some people, but California and Florida make
the most sense to be on that list.

Speaker 7 (01:22:06):
I think New York is like number four.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
But the question is do you think Oklahoma ranked higher
than the state you claim as your home state?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Higher?

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
You think Oklahoma's more fun than Indiana?

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Okay, Gimby, do you think Oklahoma, according to this list,
is more fun than Alabama?

Speaker 7 (01:22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:22:26):
I would just based on the matrix that you gave
us just now, at least in my experience, you know
where I lived, it's a lot of country out there,
very spread out, not a lot of dense metropolis.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
This is you know. So yeah, I'll say Oklahoma is
a little more fun than Alabama.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
If I didn't know the the metrics, I would have said, no, Okay,
I would have said Iowa would be more fun on
the list. But when you put national parks, there's a
lot of natural especially when you go west and even
in the southeast part of the state. There's a lot

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of national parks that are amazing in Oklahoma. Oklahoma does
rank higher than all of those states that we claim
as our home state. Oklahoma came in at twenty seventh,
Iowa came in at thirty three, Indiana came in at
thirty seven, and Alabama came in at.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
Forty four, almost did last. You gotta make your own
fun out there.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
The bottom five are Arkansas, which, if I'm being honest,
surprised me. There's a lot of parks in Arkansas, some
really beautiful landscape there. Then Delaware of forty seven, because
from Delaware or in Delaware, I gotta be honest, I
don't know anything about Delaware. No, and you're gonna go, hey,

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they've got a pretty good basketball team with the Huskies.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
Well that would be Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
I wonder if most of us could point to it
on a map. It's over there, somewhere here on the
east coast.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Rhode Island was number forty eight. Okay, that makes sense.
It's very small. I would think they get the per
capitol would make them go higher. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Number forty nine is Mississippi. And if you've been to Mississippi,
you're shocked it's at forty nine. But they probably get
away with it for that little bit that touches the ocean.

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
I am excided to find out which state is worse
than Mississippi, Which state is more boring than miss Kansas.
It has to be Kansas forty one. Kansas is number
forty one, correct, Okay, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
Want to take another shot?

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Uh, Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Nebraska is a great guess. I think Nebraska is beautiful.
And that came in at thirty four. Okay, Wyoming, Wyoming
is going to I just saw it came in at
thirty two.

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
Oh okay, Uh, Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Forty three, clo and I know you're I know what
you're gonna do. You're gonna say New Hampshire next. That
came in at forty two.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
Where's Vermont on this list? Vermont at forty five?

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Oregon?

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Uh or I think let's see, Oregon has gotta be
pretty high up there. Yeah, ten, Yeah, yeah, Portland's pretty yeah,
they got that out there.

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
I'm an interested to see we're Hawaiians on this list.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Then it's got to be at least top ten, right,
and you would think the per capita, But it came
in at twenty three.

Speaker 8 (01:25:43):
Okay, Alaska, Oh yeah, no, but polar bears and Eskimos
and a.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
Lot of national parks. That's thirty one, okay, Okay, Louisiana,
I mean yeah, I guess let's see, Louisiana came into eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Dude, Okay, Texas for those that are wondering. Eight, So
I messed up the top five for California, Florida, Nevada,
Las Vegas, Illinois, New York, Colorado, Washington, Texas, Minnesota, Oregon
at number ten, so number fifty on the least fun
state in America, which I'm pretty sure they're not going

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to put on a sign and I'm not. I'm kind
of surprised by this because I was considered this state,
I don't know, kind of fun cool, like mountain cool
West Virginia.

Speaker 7 (01:26:36):
Oh never been, so I couldn't say anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
No, That's all I got too, is just West Virginia
as the un fun state of America. I promise when
I'm governor, We're gonna be fun again