BMMS 8-21-25

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Yesterday the news broke that Jake Paul is gonna fight
Javonte Davis, and Javante Davis is a small dude.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
He's five five Jake Paul is six one, two hundred
and twenty seven pounds, while Javante fights at one hundred
and thirty five. So there's a major size difference here
betwixt them. Dramatic size difference. Dramatic.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Now Javonte can put on weigh by the way Javante
is h He's got twenty eight knockouts, Wow, and his
thirty wins he's I think he's Is he thirty and
oh or thirty and one?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I forget? But he's a.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Badass and he's not retired right.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
No, he's sorry. He's thirty and oh one draw, which
means ty. Yes, he's an assassin in his weight class.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, there's a reason weight classes exist. The only record
that I could ever find of a massive weight difference
was in nineteen fifty three where a guy was in
the pretty much the same weight class, gained ninety pounds
to fight at heavyweight.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
And ended up going the distance with the guy. But
they have weight classes for a reason. This is like
four weight class jumps that Javonte would have to do,
and he could absolutely balloon up and Jake could absolutely
cut weight, but they still got to get within ten
pounds of each other, because there's no way that the

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Athletic Commission's going to sanction about in Georgia for this
type of fight.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
They even if they do lighter.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Gloves and shorter rounds, I can't imagine they're gonna let
there be more than a ten pound weight difference.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And ballooning up. How much would he have to balloon up?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I mean at least ninety pounds. I would think even if.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
Let's just say Jake cut to two hundred, which is possible,
but September October, we're talking two months. It's possible he
could have already been prepping for it, and then he
could balloon back up after weigh in, they would require
another way in to make sure there's no trickery happening.

(06:17):
I guess what I'm saying is George is known for
their pretty strict commission, So I don't I'm not doubting
Jake Paul. We keep doing this, we keep doubting him,
and he keeps delivering, so it is not warranted to
say this won't happen.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
But here's the but he always goes with people he
knows he can beat. And even though if we look
at this other guy's record, which is amazing. Jake's going
for his size over his records.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Right, there is always a reason to question his abilities exactly,
but I think he loves that. Yeah, I think it
creates talk.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
He's getting the attention for sure.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
And he can He's in a rare exception where he
can fund the card if he needed to, and he
can pay the guy. There's no way Javante isn't doing
it for pennies, right.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, Jamante. And I can't imagine he's going to jeopardize
his record of the oh for this too.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
So maybe it's just not going to be a commission fight.
That's possible, just do it.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Just to do it an exhibition.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, that's entirely possible.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
But still then there, now there's all these other rules
that have to go into place. Yeah, so I guess
that's possibility, but it will be comically different.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
It'll look the highlight will look like you know the
biblical story, right, David versus g Yeah, you out there
boxing King Kong Bundy or something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Now, I'm not five to five, and I've done some
work with Frank Muir, who was a two time UFC
heavyweight champ.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Right, he's a big guy, stand, I think I have
the photo to show you. I mean it's dramatic and
this isn't the same, Right, how do I find all? Right?
Fifty man, You're like, uh, how do I look up stuff?
Get your kid in there? Yeah? Uh, I don't even

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know if that's gonna work. It may take me a
minute to find it. But anyway, there's a sizeable difference. Yeah,
very noticeable.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Yes, it will be like come on, man, and it
just creates an argument of why that can't happen and
why you're not a legitimate guy.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
So far as like jig Ball, yeah, yeah, because he
keeps wanting to do these weird off the wall bouts. Yeah,
I'm he's definitely.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
By making them happen and selling and getting Netflix deals
and things like that, he's creating a market that other
promoters would be willing. But who are you gonna get?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Right? As much as you dog on Jake Paul, he's
a legitimate guy. He's training.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Yeah, he's not training for a celebrity match where he's
you know, I'll be there on Thursday, right, Right.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
He's fully dedicated.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
All In can hire the right coaches, can build a
gym on his property. It isn't like if hey Corbyn,
we want you to do a celebrity match, and'll be like, what,
all right, I guess it's for the kids.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Man.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
People always ask me that too. They're like, would you
ever do a celebrity match? And I'm like no, why,
why risk yourself? Well it's for charity, like for the kids.
I'm like no, and they go, well, so you don't
want to help the kids. I'm like, yes, that's exactly
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, not at all, And it's like, this is a
twenty one and over event.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Right, I'll give some money to the kids rather than
getting my face pummeled. What if it was a charity
fight with you against some kids, like remember that at
Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets beat down by all those kids.
You know in karate class? How many Let's just go

(10:24):
with six ages. Let's do nine through thirteen? Ooh oh,
now why is that? Because thirteen year olds can look
not thirteen anything.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Let's go six to eleven.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, you can take them. I mean I've done jiu
jitsu class with kids that are thirteen fourteen, not eleven.
But I feel long, how long? How many rounds I
got to do's what's the standard. I mean, we're between
seven to eleven. I think, okay, well we'll just take

(11:09):
the bottom of it. Well, seven rounds, seven rounds, two
minutes to each. How many of them are there? Oh,
you got six kids, and they all range anywhere from
what we say, lindsay eleven. Yeah, so I can use one,
I can grab one and use one as a defense
to block right, and anybody else that comes near me,
I can just kick them, okay. And see that's why

(11:30):
I like, I feel we should have some teenagers in there,
like fourteen at the most, right at the oldest. You know,
you said that you you you've done some things. You
say that you have worked out what done jiu jitsu,
done ju ju jitsu with some thirteen year olds, and
I feel like, you know, those thirteen year olds are

(11:50):
gonna have a little bit more passion behind it as
opposed to like the six, seven, eight year olds, where
we're just here to have fun. Yeah, right, I think
the thirteen year olds, the twelve and thirteen year olds,
maybe even a fourteen year old might I've got something
to prove, you know what I mean, And it might
make it a little bit more exciting than just you
flinging children around.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Even if I can keep one to use as a shield,
you know, like put my hand on their forehead type
of thing, and I can kick a couple as they approach,
because I would try to keep my back against the cage,
you know, and can be behind me.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm still going to get some parkour thing right off
the top rope, because so that's like two three, maybe
you can keep four away. That leaves two that are
totally free. Exactly. I think I think we might have
something here, No, no, now, because you know what's gonna

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happen if if I were able to control that situation,
which my confidence is not very high, I'm gonna look
at the bad guy no matter what. Yeah, no matter what.
And if they if they whatever parkour over and you know,
Bruce Leamy right in the jaw right, then I'm gonna

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look stupid too.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So there's no way to not look stupid. There's no situation,
there's no win for you at all whatsoever. But again,
this is for charity, and we're doing it for the kids.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I know.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I think that you could you could probably take a
couple of them out just for the excitement and the action.
You know, but in the end, you have to let
the kids win.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You have to No, there's no letting anyone win.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
These are children we're talking about.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Well, I'm not somebody of that attitude of like, you
gotta let your kids win. I'm not a believer in that. No, Well,
these are your kids, Okay, all kids. There's that great
scene from a movie where the lady is sitting there
and then her kids in the middle, and then Paul
what is the guy the actor that was an it

(14:01):
Tanya that played the Bodyguarden and he's in there and
he's sitting there eating chips, and the ladies he's just
looking out the window. And the lady's like, Hi, can
would you mind switching with my daughter? It's her first
time flying and she would like to be able to
look out the window. And I mean, he's just eating
his chips and without missing a beat, And he's like no,
because I don't want to steal the opportunity for your

(14:22):
daughter to learn a lesson that you don't always get
what you want. Nice yeah, in the most creepy delivery ever,
And he just goes back to eating his chips and
looking out the window, doesn't skip a beat.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Never looks at him, and I'm a believer in that light. Yes,
you're gonna get kicked in the mouth a lot, and
if you can just get used to it, it makes
it's the learning curve shorter, yea, rather than like here's
your metal. No, it always works out this way. But

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shouldn't we reward them?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They got rewarded with an ass whooping and a lesson.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
No, because at that age they think just getting the
medal or the certificate is the reward, not the the
journey to that is the actual work.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Go ahead, go beat up some kids, then fine, be
the guy. This is your made up thing, not mine.
You want me to beat up kids, that's what's happening here.
I suggested that you let the kids win, but you're like, no,
we got to teach them a lesson. So okay, in
my made up scenario, you're still an asshole.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
I'm glad that What am I are you? My wife
had a dream you cheated on me? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Right?

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And then she's mad at you all day?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah? Okay, well I'm sorry. So that's what you're doing
to me?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
She did?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
You?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Ask? Like with who? Because I'll Kevin will ask questions.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh no, I don't care. It's a dream, it doesn't
mean anything. I'm right there with it. My old lady
literally woke up the other day is last week when
she was with me, and told me that, will you
stop cheating on me in my dreams. I'm like, I
guess I had anhing new of them, but okay, I'll
I guess I'll stop. Yeah, I'll do my best, all right.
I can't control myself in your dreams, lady.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Right, the real weird thing is what trauma are you
channeling to put yourself in that mental state?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Right?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
Or Kevin will have dreams that he's he'll go. I
had the worst dream. Oh what happened?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Did you do air quotes?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I was cheating what with who?

Speaker 8 (16:32):
I don't even know, but it was awful and I
felt so bad and I came home to tell you
about it, and oh my god, it was just it
was terrible. I'm like, are you is this? Are you
really admitting to me right now? Like, no, God, no,
but it was just a horrible. I woke up and
I was I had to make sure that you were
in bed next to me, and I wasn't with someone

(16:52):
else it was it felt.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, you are sure exactly. Yeah. I'm not
somebody who believes inams in any capacity, so I'm not
one that goes well, that means something, It don't mean nothing.
That means you're reading into it too much, it's all
it means. It means the chemicals are dumping out of
your brain to cleanse it for the next day. And
that's just neurons firing. That is it. Best text.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
We are barely into the show, celebrity lol, calm down.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
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Speaker 9 (17:46):
It's time for news quakies, World news, local news and
news that just makes you say what the Here's Corbyn
Gimbiam Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the
Big Man Morning showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Woman Poor Salt in X's car engine and glitter into
ace vent they don't fight fair. In Kentucky, Stephanie Carlquist
is accused of damaging her then boyfriend's car beyond repair
after an argument last month, with an estimated cost of
thirteen grand. A complaint claims that carl Quist poured salt

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into the vehicle's engine, along with throwing glitter into the
ace event, slashing attire, breaking the radio screen, and cracking
both the vehicle's windshield and rear view mirror. See what
happened was they got into a fight. Then the car

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was towed after the vandalism took place, and the tow
truck driver claimed that Stephanie confessed to all the damages,
after which the mom of her now ex boyfriend was
contacted by the tow truck driver and he says, she
told me that she did it. And Stephanie even messaged

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her ex boyfriend on Instagram to apologize for totaling his car,
claiming she was stressed out due to her current pregnancy.
So she's been charged with felony criminal mischief and she's
being held on a twelve thousand dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
There's no news here. Women do this, not all women.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Some women do this, and they think it's completely okay
to destroy cars.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
From keying them, spray paint. Spray paint. Women think that
this is okay.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Thanks Carrie Underwood.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Nope, been happening way before Carrie Underwood's true.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
She was saying about it, and of.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Course she bragged about it because we think that's normal.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
And Okay, I don't think she bragged about it.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
She just admitted to it on social media.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Well, she apologized him. No, she sent him a private
message apologizing.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
It.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Okay, No, she told her ex boyfriend. She apologized to him.
She said, I'm sorry I did it. It's just because
I'm pregnant this pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Control yourself.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
Oh, I agree.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
You may have some hormones rolling through your body, but
you you are able to control yourself. You should be
able to control yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Wild. Yeah's adult. Wild to think that.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
That We joke about how I'm on my period or
oh I'm pregnant.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
But that's not a real excuse. There's no past there
small infractions. Okay, what's the male equivalent of I'm on
my period or I am pregnant? I mean, men are
kind of on their period all the time, right, But
we don't get to have a quote unquote pass like that,
but neither do.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
No, women don't either get to use that as a pass.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
But women do. Yeah, they try to justify their silly
actions by saying, Oh, I'm pregnant, Oh I'm on my period,
or don't talk to me, I'm on my period. Right.
Men don't get that opportunity at all, whatsoever. Yeah, we
do so all the time. It's I'm working, Okay, I
had a hard day. I guess. I guess if.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's I'm going to the golf course.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
So I can be a dick because I'm going to
the golf course. I've never heard that one.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
I'm leaving, so we're not talking to you because I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, that's that's diffusing a situation, so it doesn't get worse. Ah,
walking away is not diffusing the situation. Yeah, I think.
I think so because it gives people time to calm
down a little bit.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Well, she's just warning you I'm on my period, so
it's a fair warning.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's a threat. I'm on my period. Dot dot dot right, right,
morning woman winds up in the er after popping a pimple.
So there's this gal named lys lysh Marie, and she
had a ZiT on the corner of her nostril right there.
So she does what any other person would do and

(22:16):
pops it. Well apparently, and I just learned this today,
that the between the bridge of your nose and the
corners of your mouth it's called the triangle of death.
Hauh uh huh. And apparently there's all these different blood
vessels and veins that lead straight to your brain and
if you go and pop and zits in that area,

(22:36):
it can cause infection and it can happen like what
would this gal here? What happened was she popped the
pimple and then started to swell up in her face
so much that she couldn't smile, that it would hurt
even the tiniest little grin would cause extreme pain. So
she deals with it for four hours before going to
the hospital. She goes to the er. She's, look, sure

(23:02):
you know swelling cause you can't really talk about it anyway.
So they give her antibiotics, they give her steroids. The
swelling goes down. The antibiotics battle what infection could be
in there, and she is going to be all racked.
I mean, they say you shouldn't pop anything, right, of course,
because it can you know, lead to infection, and if
you do use the proper tools, maybe wear gloves.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
We always wear gloves.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, use clean hands, Yeah, that type of thing. But
I've never heard the triangle of death. Yeah, neither of
I until this article. I was like, well, that's interasting,
but I guess it makes sense. I don't know. I
didn't go to school to study doctrism, so.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
You don't say drugs, human bone, torture chamber found in home.
An investigation is underway after a torture chamber and some
other items were found inside of Kentucky home. Last week,
DEA officers conducted a search warrant at a home in
Laurel County, Kentucky. Inside a torture chamber, a human bone,

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and about six thousand suspected oxy pills and one thousand
grams of meth were found. The homeowner, fifty three year
old Scottie A. Shelton, faces more than two dozen drug
and illegal taking of wildlife charges. Taking of wildlife? Have

(24:24):
you ever heard of such a thing?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Now, if you're out there illegally trapping animals, oh yeah,
I can see that. I can see that. Yeah, you
know you're trapping these animals to keep them for your
own pets, or torturing whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
It refers to the illegal hunting, trapping, or capturing of
wild animals. It includes activities like poaching, hunting without a license,
hunting out of season.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Or taking protected species.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Penalties can range from fines, license revocation, to imprisonment, depending
on the severity.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Of the loss. I gotta know more. You want to
go trap some animal? No? I want to know, like,
how did they come to that conclusion? Did they?

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Was he in his orange vest on his way out
the door and it wasn't time to go?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Honey? Maybe did he have.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
A bunch of animal carcasses led around that you're not
supposed to be hunting.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Well, you said that they found bones. Did you say
it was human bone? Because I didn't hear you say
human bone, So that could be it too, human bone,
human bone? Oh hail, Well that changes torture device too,
Like the photo I used is like some medieval torture device,
but in reality, just a chain in a hook would
be a torture device.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
Right, So they found human bones, but capturing.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Wild human bone? It was not plural?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh human bone?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Settle down, which settled down. It's not nine o'clock. Was
it a famer? Are we talking about like a fingerbone?
It did not say what kind of human bone we
talk about it.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
It did not say two dozen drug and illegal taking
of wildlife charges? Or was he just like, yeah, I'm sorry, yeah, illegally.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I've also got mad, just spilled the beans on every
then I just folded over like a cardboard table, a bitch.

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is your camp doing this year? So I've got I
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of event baby oil wrestling at camp discombobulated discamp bobulated?

(28:19):
You said women, But I feel like I heard you
say something now men and women competition, So men against
women not men and men that I don't know. I
don't know. I got invited last year to partake in that,
and uh, well I partied a little too much and
I did not make never made it. I never made it.
So I do not know if it's men against men
or and women against women, or if it's co ed.

(28:42):
But nonetheless, you're getting you're getting oiled up like you're
at a ditty party, right, and you gon't wrestle each other.
I mean, I would watch women, for sure.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
I would watch a guy take on a girl because
most of the time it's pretty surprising how good the
woman is, right, right, But I'm not get nervous. But
I'm not watching men on man. Maybe oil wrestling, No.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That seems a little weird, but hey, it's for the ladies, man,
I don't think they want that. Lindsay, you're the only
lady in here. Do women want to see dudes? Oiled
up and wrestling each other. No, really fine, whatever. Uh,
the Big Old Bus is a huge hit out there
at Rockklahoma. If you've ever been, you've seen it. It's
wrong bustling, the wrong event. Nonetheless, try to keep it

(29:28):
to myself. Nonetheless, the Big Old Bus is a huge
thing out there. It is literally what you're thinking. It's
a giant bus and on the back is a platform
and they have all kinds of different parties. And she
gave me the breakdown for the week, So kicking things
off on Wednesday, drunken Djenga. All right, that sounds like
a good time. Short games, short matches, I mean right. Uh,

(29:50):
they're gonna have a mohawk contest on a Thursday. Uh
and after party, Uh, Taco night with George Washington. Okay, Uh, yeah,
I don't know what that means. I don't either. I'm
just going off the information they give me. Let's just
assume that it is a guy dressed up like George.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Washington passing out tacos.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Well, why not eating tacos? Okay, yeah's just going off
the information that was given to me. Here there's a
Fishnet fashion show. You can meet miss or Rockklahoma what
else do we got here? There's a Bigger Billy contest,
man candy contest that's all going down Thursday Friday. They've
got live music by Beggars Whiskey Band, a duck tape contest,

(30:33):
which I'm imagining that's like duck tape bikinis, right.

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Yeah, probably the best costume, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Black light glow paint party sounds like a good time.
Saturday it looks like you're gonna have a lip sync contest.
And then Sunday fine topless sack races. That sounds like
a good time. And of course a wet t shirt contest. Again.
That's all happening at the Big Old Bus at Rock
Oklahoma this year next weekend, Labor Day weekend.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
I am intrigued if anybody knows what this taco with
George Washington thing is. I tried to look it up
just now and it was like, I guess you mean
eat at three because him and his troops would eat
at three o'clock at Mount Vernon.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I'm like, Nope, that ain't it. Maybe maybe we don't know,
we know, Come in with your powdered wigs and your
wooden teeth and try to munch in some takas. I
don't know. Camp Marty Gross having there after party. It
looks like a Friday starts at midnight after the main
stage ends, so you can look forward to that. There's
the annual costume contest with prizes as well. I've been

(31:34):
by that campus several times. It's it's always a fun
time over there. A lot of live music going on
all weekend long at Camp Rockaholics. It's the musicians. Camp
is what they say. What else do we got here?
Oh yes, Camp, I gotta clean it up? Teas for shots,
teas being boobs. The fourth Annual Booby Art Contest says

(31:56):
come and join us Thursday, UV paint and brushes will
be applied. Sign Up start at eleven o'clock in the
evening and painting until eleven thirty. Limit of twenty participants
and a Booby trophy for first place. That sounds awesome.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Anytime I've seen that happen, I'm always like, that's a
good time, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah. Yeah. The luck of the Irish is having a
dress up contest. Okay, so another I don't want to
say costume contest, but it's essentially a costume contest. When
you say, costume contest. You think people like like you've
seen them out there, guy dressed in like a hot
dog contest, sure, or like Waldo's been out there many times.
You get a lot of different costumes, but you know,

(32:37):
dress up, go show yourself off. What else do we
But the best part about those is that if you've
been going all day, your costume looks a little Instead
of a hot dog, it looks more like a shriveled
up Uh. I don't even know a hot dog that's
been kicked around and the dirt a few times. Huh.
At Camp Asylum they're doing a Toys for Touch drive,

(32:59):
which I think think is pretty awesome. They're going to
be raffling off one of the giant skeletons, I think
any of the Yeah it says here raffle tickets can
be picked up on Monday after camping opens and then
uh until midnight before the drawing Sunday evening. All right,
so there's a little donation there for you. Uh. They
also there at Camp Asylum. Like I said, they're going

(33:20):
to be raffling off that giant skeleton. You know what
I'm talking about. It it's like a fifteen skeleton yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So they're going to raffle one of those off. Uh,
they've gotten more glitter boobs and black late black black
light paint station. A foam bounce house, fine, which sounds
like it could be interesting and sticky. So like they

(33:42):
have a bounce house, uh huh and they're filling it
with foam. Yeah, I think they'd have to keep filling it, like, Yeah,
those things are not cheap, No, they're not. And uh,
dildo darts as well. You can't throw people. You can't
go wrong with dildo darts. Also, I can. At Camp Asylum,
it's says that they're gonna have boozy snow cones and

(34:02):
an adult penis pinata. So use your imagination. It's exactly
what you think it is. I'm sure they're gonna use
a stick to hit it. At Camp MILFs, they're gonna
have jumbo beer pong along with jello shots. Of course,
you have to be twenty one and older to be
at some of these events, you know, but jumbo beer pong,

(34:25):
that sounds like a good time. I'm not very good
at beer pong, but maybe you know, with cups the
size of my head, that might help out. Yeah, Camp
Red Baron at All. You can just come on by,
they say. If you've got a birthday or something, come
do some shots. If you need a place sit and
hang out, you want to chill, bring your drinks, bring
your chair, Come hang out at Camp Red Baron at All.

(34:47):
Here's more about their birthday party. Bananza is what they're
calling it. If it's your birthday, it's their birthday. Two
shots start at twelve pm Friday, every hour on the
hour all week in Long Oh God. Birthday cake on
Saturday at eleven o'clock in the morning. That's a good breakfast.
It says. Every time you take a birthday shot, you'll
be entered to win the birthday present Sunday night. What

(35:11):
that present is I don't know. Looking at here. There's
gonna be at the Drunken Iris drunk in limbo. So
you're limboing drunk.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yeah, isn't that the only time you ever limbo?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Sure or less? It's like a kid's party. Now then
some people may still be out there even then. Back
at Camp Teas for shots, there's a dance party, says
if you like to dance, how about the Cha Cha
slide or the Cupid Shuffle or others like it. If
that's your kind of stuff, come on and join us
after the headliner on Saturday to see if you can
create the largest camp dance party of Rock Klahoma. Eh.

(35:54):
What else we at here? Yeah, So that's the end
of their flyers, and then made this whole dang old
giant list of stuff here that's going on. There's a
lot of a couple of donations that are going on.
Tails for Toilet Cheese Drive for Homeless and Pets that's
gonna be going down Wednesday through Monday at Camp Cushion mush,

(36:20):
donation box for Skytook, Pause and clauses at Rock and
Prase Rock and Pause Crew, and then of course the
toys for toach drives that I had mentioned earlier. Let's
see here, let's just what's going on Tuesday, because, like
I said, people line up all week long and they
party all week long. So Tuesday it looks like Taco

(36:40):
Tuesday and Baby Oil Twister is happening at Camp Corruption
at six o'clock in the evening.

Speaker 8 (36:47):
How is that with or without George Washington.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I guess that's without George Washington. Lindsey, Uh, if you
want to be a member of the Surviving Rockklahoma Podcast
Live that's gonna be down, going down Tuesday at nine
pm at Camp Marti Gras. Of course, Adam Richmond with
a Surviving Rockahoma podcast. Solid Dude, Solid Dude. He's going
to be hosting a live podcast out there and you

(37:09):
can go out there be a part of the audience.
That's that's pretty groovy. Wednesday nights, it looks like karaoke
and bathing suit contest at Camp Corruption. We had mentioned
the drunken Jinga at the Big Old Bus looking into Thursday,
this is probably one of my favorite things that happens
out there. Eleven am. It's really early. I won't be

(37:30):
out there because I won't get out there till Friday night.
But Rockavett, we've talked about Rockavette before. We've talked to
the founders of Rockavett and they do a call to
arms at the Rockaholma Main flagpole. And what that is
is you just gather around and remember the fallen soldiers.
Pretty awesome if you ask me. Here's one that I

(37:51):
I don't know how I feel about this. Oh, I
don't know how it's going to go down, but it
says outfit exchange at camp far out man. So is
that just bring your clothes and you're like, hey, Corbyn,
I got this shirt that you might like, Or is
it like, hey, I like your outfit, how about we
swap real quick. I think that's what it is.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Yeah, I think it's more of a social get to
know you thing, and I can't maybe a lot of
women will show.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Up, maybe so maybe so Hopefully it's not a bunch
of dudes out there swapping shorts wear underwear. Please or
don't or don't. If you want to get closer to
somebody a Prockklahoma, that is a definite way to do it.
I'm trying to think of an article of clothing that
I would want that i'd ask another individual to take
off and give to me. T shirts only our shirt

(38:42):
is the only thing I can think of. I'm not
asking for your shorts. What shirt?

Speaker 6 (38:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It could have been a Rockklahoma shirt or any kind
of band tea or.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Yeah, it would like that, some sort of vintage band tea.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I mean it would it would have to be very exclude.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Are very rare, right, because you can, like say you
love slipknot, you've never got to see them.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
You can buy one at Hot Topic, all right, So
it'd have to be so exclusive or rare. And if
it is, why would you ever part with it?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Right?

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Or some sort of rare if you saw like a
Chief's jersey someone's wearing.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Even then, like he said, why is somebody going to
part with that? But listen, if you're drunk enough, ro ocklaholma,
anything that, I think you're right there, anything is possible.
I think George Washington's a band, by the way. Uh okay,
that would make sense, then that wouldn't it.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
And I'm not one hundred percent convinced Taco Night isn't
isn't a band? I think it might be a band
very well. Maybe again, I'm just going with the information
that was given to me. Going moving further. On Thursday,
there's a mohawk competition hosted by Camp Mad Hatters at
the Big Old Bus and you can meet the band
Snake Bite Whiskey after the mohawk contest. Let's see here

(39:56):
what else we got going on? Holy Smoke Show, Barbecue
Potla at Camp Swedish Smokehouse of Rock.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay, uh, let's see here. Game Night, Jenga, Connect four
Uno Darts at Camp Hakuna Matatas. There's a bubble party
at Camp Plastered Penguins. Some of these. The best part
of it is just what they name their camps, right.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Yeah, I was just thinking Camp Akuna Matata is a
great name.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
There's I'm just gonna read off some of these camps here,
Camp Crumpet, Camp Plastered Penguins, uh Camp Teese for shots.
We've mentioned them, the raan Chi r O n c
h I R run is it Chai run Chaika Camp
Raunchy Camp kink Lahoma. They're having a pajama jam pre

(40:45):
party after hours, So where your love jamas and head
on over to kink Lahoma.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Toaster is gonna be like I'm smuffins or what I
love jam? I think maybe a biscuit probably more.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
So it's actually made biscuits. They're taking biscuits out. Yeah,
we're going to blast through a few of these here Friday.
There's poker tables at Camp high Rollers. Looks like there's
gonna be naked chicken fights going on Friday night, ten
pm at Camp Hakuna Matatas. All right, if you listen,
all right, I don't want to go watch some dude
on someone's shoulders. Dude, thing off, are you sar? Nah,

(41:25):
he's just older. Is that a mohawk?

Speaker 6 (41:29):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Is that a Is that a rattail? Right? Alright, smells
funny over here. Uh, there's a let's Glow raving party happening.
The camp Fireball again, that's on Friday, Saturday night. Breakfast
by the American Legion is happening from nine to twelve.
That's not at Rockaholma. That's actually in town. The Naughty

(41:50):
Mile is actually a tradition out at Rockleaholm. And I
don't know if you guys know about this, but everybody
just kind of gathers together and walks the entire campground
in honor of some jib I don't know. I see
him walking by all the time. I'm like, hey, guys,
what's going on. Oh, just doing the Naughty Mile? Okay, cool,

(42:10):
keep on walking. I'm going this way, so we don't.

Speaker 7 (42:16):
So they're doing it to honor somebody like that passed away,
I guess. So karaoke contest, camp fireball, let's see here.
And then Sunday, rounding it all out, we've got kin
Klahoma goes wild after party that sounds like a good time.
And then of course, the blowout party, topless sack races,
and live bands all happening at the big old bus. Listen,

(42:38):
there's a lot of stuff going on in rock Klahoma,
and you just got to show up and prepare to
have the most fun that you'll ever have in your line.
I have a question, as I mean, I don't know
if you do so when you are like, you do
it one year and it just kind of grows into
this thing. Now, do you have the responsibility of every
year you've got.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
To do it? I think so.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
And then do you get to enjoy rock lab or
do you just have to hang out at the camp
and run you know the boob art?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I think at that point and you're just working. Oh
you're just working. And yeah, I'm sure you take breaks
or whatever and go enjoy some shows. But for the
most part, these people, man, they pour a lot, yes
into their parties and a lot into their events, and
me personally, I am very grateful that they we have
all these people out here to make Rockaholma such a special,

(43:25):
amazing labor day week. Yeah, they do so much work
that It's what makes Rockaholma so special. The music, of course,
but what happens in the campground is something us, the promoter,
the bands have no control or input in, and so
it's all it's the organic thing that's made it what

(43:46):
it is from the beginning. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
I was thinking this too when you were talking about
the swapping of clothes. Somebody's think of this. Somebody's gonna
go and meet their wife or husband. Yeah, somebody's gonna
go and probably get pregnant, not just wanting somebody. You
don't think of that. And then here's the other one
that's gonna fifty percent of them are bleeding profusely.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
You and Roklahoma. I just had this conversation with my wife.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
You don't realize you're walking around and you guys don't
think this way that fifty one percent of the population
could be bleeding profusely, yeah, and have been for days, yeah,
and not complaining at all.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
No, it's wild to think about. What's the way you
talk to them though?

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Right be Brown the world, Take my strong hand, Give
train moments, Give train.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
World, take my strong hand a real quick before we
get started there. Forty I was informed that Tacos with
George is actual Carneta's top goes and the dudes dressed
up like George Washington. There we go, very cool, There
you go. You know what we should do? That feels

(45:10):
like an idea? Yeah, all right, we're gonna play schnip
shop stion or your current record is I am leading
with eleven, you have nine, Lindsay has six, and last
week's winner was so Corbyn and Lindsay at eight three
three four six, Oh kmo D. We're gonna be giving
you clues to words that are on cards. If you
can correctly guess what the card says, then you will

(45:32):
get a point, and the person with the most points
will win those tickets for weekend GA tickets to Rockklahoma in.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Just a few weeks. Eight three three four six, Oh
K m O D. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
What is your name? Jacob? Jacob? How are you? Buddy? Good?

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Ill you good man?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Lindsay or Corbyn? Who would you like to give clues?

Speaker 6 (45:52):
All right, Corbyn, we gotta win the all.

Speaker 7 (45:53):
Right, Jacob? Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers starts
after the first clue.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Here we go, Uh, this is what you would put
on before surgery. Some mechanics put these on. Plumbers sometimes
put these on.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Maybe if you're going to handle some food in the kitchen,
you wear these gloves.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Correct.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
This is an old TV game show, The Blank Game,
where you try to find a partner. When there's a
piece of stick, you hit the side of the box
and it ignites.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
That is a match. Correct.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
This is inside of grocery store. They have them in
New York.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
They make really great sandwiches Deli. Really Yep. Horses when
they're moving faster, you want.

Speaker 10 (46:41):
It to gallop.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (46:44):
This is the tall metal object in front of a
school that has the stars and stripes on it.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Correct.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
When the sun casts a blank onto the ground behind you.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yes. TV show Blake Shelton was on it. It was
called the you can can't you hear the sound of
my voice?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
The voice?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Uh? This is what takes dead bodies. It's a car
time time time.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Time we ran out of time. Seven is the number, Jacob,
Pretty good, buddy, hang on the line. Okay, all right,
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Dwayne?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Dwayne? You've got to beat seven. Okay, all right, here
we go.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
Okay, two words. First word you don't want this creature
in your house?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
A mouse?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (47:43):
Second word is what is laying underneath that mouse at
your computer mousepad? Yes, when you're camping, you you might
start one of these a bigger yeah, but a bigger
version of it. Huh oh a dill blank goes great

(48:06):
with a sandwich, just okay, blank blank Star of the
of the Beatles, the drummer of.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
The Beatles, green Goo star.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Yes, you have to do this if you want to
pass the test.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Study.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Yes, uh, you use this in golf. It's to make
to make your last shot up closet.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yes, uh.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Sweet and time time, time time, Coleman. It is here
that a court allows a wine house to end deportation
protections for sixty thousand migrants. Last month, the lower court
blocked the administration from ending temporary protection status for people
from hunt to Urist, Nepaul and nick Kirwagua. However, yesterday

(49:03):
an appeals court paused that ruling pending appeal. One of
the groups that sued the administration over its efforts to
end the TPS, the American Civil Liberties Union of Southern California. Well,
they called the move devastating. It says here that care
Mark ordered to pay two hundred and ninety million dollars

(49:26):
in Medicare scheme, CBS's Healths Pharmacy Benefit and manager care
Mark will pay almost two hundred ninety million dollars for
overcharging Medicare for prescriptions for more than ten years. A
federal judge gave the order this week after the company
was found liable. In June, a care Mark was accused
of manipulating how drugs cost how drug costs were reported,

(49:49):
leading to false reports. Back at twenty thirteen and twenty fourteen,
it says here that a judge blocks Bible versus in classrooms.
A newly passed Texas LA all that requires public schools
to post a picture of the Ten Commandments in classrooms
is now on hold. A federal judge agreed with the opponents,
saying it's plainly unconstitutional. The judge wrote that exposing kids

(50:12):
to a quote, state approved Christian version of the Biblical
document was coercive. The ruling will likely be appealed to
the Fifth Circuit, which previously put a similar Louisiana law
on hold for the same reason.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Did you see the thing over the weekend from Bill
Maher and him saying how stupid The Ten Commandments are
his words, not mine, right and his argument was those
are hardly the most the ten worst things. Rape isn't
on there, Touching children isn't on there.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Right. He's like, what are we talking about coveting thy
neighbor's wife? Right, but you know, go ahead touch the kids. Right,
He's like, why is that? Shouldn't we be teaching those things?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't think that that was I maybe it was
because they took younger wives at that time. I don't know,
well they had like didn't Jacob have like ten? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Didn't it give rules on how to treat them? Right,
your nine other wives? And that women are only for
birthing children?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah? Right? Oh well, lastly we got here. Nine Oklahomans
to be featured in Times Square presentation celebrating people with
Down syndrome. Nine Oklahomans will have their pictures featured in
Times Square next month as part of the National Down
Syndrome Societies Annual Video Presentation. The video will feature about

(51:30):
five hundred photos of people with Down syndrome of all ages,
representing individuals from all fifty states and elet of countries.
The nine Oklahomans were chosen out of the twenty six
hundred entries submitted to the National Down Syndrome Society for
the video presentation.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
Now, those nine people, will they be going to New
York to see because I would love to see their
faces on how excited they are for them to see
themselves in times.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Oh my gosh. I don't know if they're going to
be going there to see it. I think I'm with
you that would be awesome. But I do know they're
going to have a live feed on like the their
their Facebook or whatever, so maybe they'll watch it that way.
How exciting for them? Good for them, that's cool. You
had to leave early.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
For something for the radio station, but give me and
I are gonna we've decided to go on. We were
gonna stop, but we were like, ah.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Good morning, can be well, good morning Gorban here about
an hour, you're gonna get your first keyword to score
a trip to Las Vegas for the twenty twenty five
iHeartRadio Music Festival. We'll put you up, give you tickets,
maybe even give you some spending cash. But he gotta
listen for that keyword at nine am to win. And
if that didn't happen, well you got other chances out
the day, all right. Conspiracy Theory Thursday, I have one

(52:48):
that probably has never nor would be on your radar. Okay, glitter,
I think I've heard something about this. It's fantastic, Like
there's this massive stock of it, and then like it's
kind of like the Twinkie theory of mine. How the
twinkies you're eating today were the twinkies that were made

(53:08):
in nineteen forty three? But I may be wrong. Carry on, Yeah,
the expiration date is in this pass. So that's all
I know.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
They don't put a like when you go to the
store and you buy strawberries or whatever and they're in
the palettes like at Sam's Club or whatever, they have
the date picked on them.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, so you know how good they are? Yeah, twinki
have that. So an interview was done in twenty eighteen
with the representative from a major glitter maker. Now I
don't know why they were interviewing this person or what
was the cause for it. I can't imagine. Maybe it
was the new person and they were like, hey, newbie,

(53:47):
tell me how did you decide to get into the
glitter game.

Speaker 7 (53:51):
Well, one of the questions that was asked was who
the biggest buyer of glitter was. Okay, feels like a
fair question when you're doing your research right. And for
those who don't know, glitter is a product made from
aluminum and plastic, mostly microplastics, and it's used in an

(54:12):
abundance of different things, not just in annoying cards you
send to people or some craft your kid has to make.
It's used in a bunch of things, from cosmetics, car paint, right,
a bunch of different things. There are two big manufacturers,
meadow Brook and glitter X, which feels appropriate name.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Do you know which one came first? Because my probably
the mail one. My question here is is like, well,
we can't have you know, these guys cornering the glitter market.
You know, that's just that you know here there's a
new one on the block. We got to buy them
out anti trust rules, damn. So we've gone to star
in a second company so they're not monopolizing the glitter market.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
So essentially there's these two companies. But apparently they're secretive
about who buys their glitter.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
But why I agree? And so when they asked the
person with the company about their biggest buyer of glitter,
the rep said, quote, I absolutely know, but I cannot say.
They'd never let me tell you that another quote, because
they don't want anyone to know it's glitter. Another quote,

(55:32):
you'd see something, but you wouldn't know it was glitter.
I think you know it's glitter. I mean it's shimmery,
it gets everywhere. But why would you not want to know?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
So, Like, for example, the top glitter customer, according to research,
would be paint for boats.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
That makes sense. That makes sense. Almost every bass boat
you see out there has that glitter to it.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Yeah, okay, And but why would the boat industry not
want you to know that?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
That's a good question.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
So I don't understand why you would want to hide that.
So some of the conspiracies are that that's the US military, okay,
that the Department of Defense, that they use the glitter
for stealth or radar reflective coding.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
That would make sense, and that would make sense why
they wouldn't want to share who their buyer is, especially
if it's military. That makes sense. I feel like you
could have just nipped it in the bud by saying
the government. You could have nipped it in the bud

(56:49):
by saying homeland security. I feel like there are other
answers that could have worked to deflect away because now
everybody's like, what right, right, right right? Or are they
having a stockpile a stockpile of glitter for like what

(57:10):
an armageddon party when the world finally ends, It's like
we've got all this glitter, We've been waiting for this moment. Well,
the world's gonna blow up and go to hell, let's
really release the glitter. So some people even say that
it's toothpaste. Uh, okay, I think you would be able

(57:34):
to tell if there was glitter in your toothpaste, not
only by these shining and shimmering, but like you said,
it's shards of aluminum, I mean goldschlager. I guess you're right.
Are those really gold flakes though? Or is it just
gold glitter? M uh so other foods that have glittering

(57:59):
and I don't know what those would be, but to me,
it's either got to be paint, yeah, whether it be
boater or car, or it's got to be the government.
I think it's pretty funny that if the the glitter
was used for anti radar, that's a pretty easy answer.

(58:21):
Yea yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
But did they sit around the room and like we
can't figure out how to stop the radar? Sir and
somebody's like, how about a glitter and they're like, shut up,
but just try it.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
From all the pictures of military jets that I've seen,
and you know, all their equipment, they don't have that shiny,
shimmery glittery look to them like a bass boat does.
Yeh know. It's very flat colored. But I don't know
if when it's covered with another paint, like say black, okay,

(58:55):
that the glitter still reflects radar. Okay, I guess that
makes sense. I don't know. I don't know, but there's
no data to prove that it is the government or
the boat industry, right, But that led me to believe
how many people order glitter? And how much is the

(59:18):
average order size? Okay? How much?

Speaker 7 (59:22):
What do you think the minimum order size of glitter
from this company would be? So this is the This
is pounds okay, So this is the minimum. That means
you can't get you can't if you want to call
if Gimby wants to call up and order glitter from
this company, you have to get this is the least
amount you can order from them.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I want to say a pound, because a pound of
glitter is a lot of glitter. Yeah, I can't. I
can't imagine you would need a full pound to paint
a boat, no, or anything really For that fact, you
go to hobby lobby or any you know, craft store
and they have, you know, small containers of glitter, and

(59:59):
you really don't only use just a little bit, maybe
even half of one of those containers on a single project,
depending on what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
But then again, if you've ever seen an epoxied floor
and they sprinkle the stuff on it for grip, that
I mean, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
They use a lot to do that. I guess you're right,
it's not mixed in. Yeah, this is more than just
making Valentine's Day cards for your mom. Okay, okay, that
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
The minimum purchase of glitter so they won't even take
your order unless you order this amount.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You're a paint if you order the minimum and this
is one of the two major glitter companies. The company
that was like, we can't tell you. Okay, the minimum
order is ten pounds. Okay, damn, it's a lot of glitter.
But again, if you're doing it to paint cars, boats,
like you said, floors, that makes sense. Are you really
going to use all ten pounds? Though? Maybe and does

(01:00:55):
it come in one color? Glitter's always been multi colored.
I mean you've got different colors. I'm being honest. I
don't study a lot of glitter, Like if you want
ten pounds of it, I guess just gold glitter. Okay, yeah,
because not every container. I'm going back because this is
the only glitter experiences that I have is with arts

(01:01:17):
and crafts and making moms Valentine's date card. But like
they have just solid colors. They're not all, you know,
one container of multicolored glitter. So I guess that would
make sense. I mean I never even thought about the idea.
Oh so two thoughts that just popped in my head.

(01:01:40):
Black ops are secret ops? Yeah, that they use glitter for.
I don't know what that would be.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Are they throwing a bunch of parties for people to
get them to turn Maybe? So weather modification, what do
you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Like, like we've talked about cloud seating before, right, are
you saying using glitter? Maybe glitter is a component. Okay,
but that's still the government? Yeah, yeah for sure. How
about other foods that we wouldn't know? Are there other
foods that are sparkly? Well? You peaked my interest when

(01:02:17):
you said glitter and foods, because again, for me, glitter,
it's aluminum, it's sharp, it's pointing, it's a giant pain
in the arms to pick up when it gets on
the floor. Right. So I did some googling and it
says edible glitter is a food safe powder made from
ingredients like sugar, cornstarch, and mica based purlscent pigments. It's

(01:02:38):
used adds sparkle to a variety of foods and drinks.
While it's often associated with desserts like cakes and cookies,
edible glitter is increasingly used to enhance the visual appeal
of both sweet and savor dishes, including bagels, pizza, and
even cocktails. That was just a quick quick search. So
of course cakes, doughnuts, popsicles, ice, they say here for

(01:03:02):
the savory dishes, pizza, bagels, gravy and cocktails, coffees, teas
and beverages like smoothies, juices, and even alcoholic drinks like
beer and prosecco. Really, that's what That's just what the
Google tells me. An important note always ensure that the

(01:03:23):
glitter used is labeled edible and made from food safe ingredients,
non toxic glitter, often used for crafts, is not intended
for consumption.

Speaker 7 (01:03:32):
Well no, do this says that they use glitter and
reflective road paint. Yeah, dude, go down the rabbit hole
of how much road paint that makes stink?

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Spy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
That makes sense. The reflectors, like you know, you get
those long ones on the side of the road or whatever,
or even just the the little bump ones that are
in the road itself. That makes sense. But again that's
going towards that's in the painting departments. So the glitter
is going into the paint. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
Nine hundred and twenty two million I'm sorry, nine hundred
and eleven million dollars was spent in two thousand and
seven on paint for day roads.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Damn. And you're like, what Texas says a bit of
hammer nine hundred million dollars to put paint on the street.
But we need that, I know. But people complain about
paying for it. That's just paint. That's just one thing
your government provides for you. We don't have to have it,
and you could drive dangerously like that. Uh yeah, paint, sure,

(01:04:38):
that makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Another text came in and said that glitter is used
to mess up radar kind of like an oil slick
being deployed by Bond's car out the back. Okay, uh,
this says they use it on decoy de voices to
ful missiles.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Okay, I got a be honest. I would have to ask.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
My neighbor, who is a fighter pilot if if any
of his anti missile defenses is glitter, right, it just.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Shoots out glitter bombs like a farting unicorn.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
Because we all know Air Force one has anti attack systems. Yes,
a la oil slick if you will, but not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah, I've played video games where you're in a fighter
jet and you use those chape systems to throw off,
you know, any incoming missiles. I don't think it'd be
glitter though. Yeah, Sprinkles, is there some unicorn party that
we're not aware of? Right? These unicorns are farting right?

(01:05:50):
And you got that one guy that's like, God, I
gotta collect unicorn farts today. Listen.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
If you know about the horse industry, right, can't imagine
how they do the Ooh and we also didn't mention
the strip club industry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
That was my first thought initially, you know, arts and
crafts and strippers, But you did mention that a lot
of the glitter goes into cosmetics, perfuman makeup. Yeah, so
that makes it nail polish, sure, you know stuff like that.
So but why would they Why would they not want
you to know that? Why is that a secretive thing?
That's a good question. Why is any of it a secret?

(01:06:31):
It's just goddamn glitter man.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
The only thing I can think is that the government
buys a small amount, not the biggest. But they said, listen,
we want you to keep your list private, or we'll
take our government contract to not glitter X, but to glitter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Be right, there's only two companies that make glitter. Yeah,
your options are pretty well limited as to where to
buy it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
And also who cares if they know you buy? Who
cares if the the enemy knows we buy glitter?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I want to know who these people that run these corporations,
the two glitter businesses are, and like how did they
decide to get into it? And how e f and
rich are they right now? Because there's only two companies,
you know, they be rolling in the dough especially military contracts,
State Department contracts with the paint for the for the

(01:07:19):
deflectors and stuff. Yeah, they okay, conspiracy theory Thursday. Part
of the Illuminati, okay, the elite rich. I was trying
to see how much? No, what, what do you find?
That can't be right? It has to be It's on

(01:07:41):
the internet. Okay, I don't know if this is accurate.
So the name the CEO of the glitter company is
Babu Shetty. Oh my god, look at that, the Indian
stuntman and film actor. No, okay, no, And when I

(01:08:03):
googled what his net worth was, it came up as
three billion. And I don't know. That can't be right.
That can't be right. He's been President's CEO since nineteen
ninety nine. It produces glitter out of matat. Okay, how
much did you say he was worth? What I googled
it kicked back three billion. But I can't bro Apparently

(01:08:25):
there's a couple b Shetties out there, but I can't imagine. Dude,
If his net worth is three billion dollars, that's the conspiracy.
And nobody has ever heard of this Baboushetty guy before.

Speaker 7 (01:08:41):
I mean, there are plenty of CEOs we don't know
their name, true, but this is a billionaire man, Dude,
Billionaires are pretty common now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I guess you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It used to.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Now it's trillionaires is the big one. I agree with
you on trillionaires. But billionaires you're like, ah, right, okay,
Kim Kardashian, yeah or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
I guess if the Kardashian can do it, any of it,
let's do it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
I'm just saying it's pretty there are more people that
have achieved it than ever before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
How many billionaires do you think there are in the
entire world. I'm going to say there's about based on
the information you've given me, I'm gonna say one hundred
and fifty. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
According to Forbes, there are over three thousand billionaires in
the world.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
God damn, God damn. They have a collective net worth
of sixteen trillion dollars. Think about it, like when we
were kids in the late seventies and eighties, right, you know,
a millionaire. You always aspire to be a millionaire because
that's so much money. And now it seems like being
a millionaire is just like being an average Joe. I mean,

(01:09:45):
I would hardly say in the population of the globe,
three thousand is average.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
I'm just saying it's still pretty rare. But more common
than not. All Right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Good morning, it's been a couple of weeks. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yeah, it's good to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
The Drillers split a doubleheader yesterday after a little makeup
as they are on the road in northwest Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
But you guys come back to town.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
I should say the team comes back to town next
week with a for Labor Day weekend with a big
event on Saturday. I just want to everything's at Tulsa
Drillers dot com and we'll hit it more next week.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
But upside Down Day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:10:24):
Man, we're doing Like a Stranger Thing tonight. They're coming
back with their their season finale. We got Like Stranger
Things theme night. We have these awesome hats were given away,
like like they wore on the show on the first season.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
So it should be kind of a fun night. You know.
We love doing those theme nights.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
There's also the Thursday Thursday fireworks. Of course, Bark in
the Park three dollars white clause on Wednesday two dollars.
Tuesday is always a big deal Labor Day weekend play
and should include.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
The Tulsa Drillers. Get your tickets to Tulsa Drillers dot com.
And with it being a weekend of holiday with Labor
Day on the Monday on September first, you guys are
doing fireworks on Sunday too, Yes we are.

Speaker 11 (01:11:07):
Yeah, and that'll that's usually like our biggest one of
that weekend, so it should be, uh yeah, it should be.
It should be a great weekend. You know, we love
being home for the holidays, and we know everybody's got planned,
so we try to load up the promotions and hopefully
people can squeeze in one one night at the ballpark
routing on the Drillers and we're playing hot. Since we
last talked, in the last three weeks, the Drillers have
really gone on a great run and we're about ten

(01:11:28):
games over five hundred now. We're playing totally different game
of baseball than we were in the first half, and
we got a four game lead for the last playoff
spot with about three weeks to go in the season.
So it's getting exciting. I think we're gonna have some
playoff baseball at one oo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I was going to bring that up, but it's as
each game goes by, it's looking more and more like
the Drillers will be in the postseason play for securing
the second half of the Texas League North, and so
it's great to see that the chance that the Drillers
could continue on playing and if that happens, if they
make the postseason, how many games would be in Tulsa.

Speaker 11 (01:12:01):
Yeah, So the format is the first round would be
the divisional round. It's the best of three series. Second
half winner, which which is hopefully what we're vying for,
would play game one at home, so that would be
the Tuesday following the conclusion of the regular season, and
then we'd go on the road for games two and

(01:12:22):
three as necessary, and if we advance and get to
the Championship Series, then we would we would play Game
one of the Championship Series, which is going to be
on a Sunday, and then we would play games two
and three on the road. So not a lot of
home games, but if we do qualify, we are guaranteed
at least one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
We're talking with Mike Malega of the Tulsa Drillers and
I wanted to talk some other Major League Baseball For
those don't know, the Drillers are the affiliate for the Dodgers,
and that means that the future starts Major League Baseball
play at one Oak Field, whether it's with the Drillers
or with another team. And the Dodgers are ranked as
in the power rankings right now as the third best

(01:13:01):
team in Major League Baseball. Uh, And they've been pretty
consistent all season long as the team that doesn't move around.
They've been in that top three spot pretty much all season.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:13):
They I mean, they're they've got great talent. They're the
only thing that's been holding them back really is injuries.
But but they're hot. They got hot here a little
bit over the weekend. They're their chief competition to San
Diego Padres. They had a they had a really good
series against them earlier this week to solidify their spot
up in first place. So Dodgers are are looking good
and hopefully they're going to get healthier in the last

(01:13:35):
in these last month or so of the season.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
Yeah, so they're they're third on the power rankings for
teams you want to take a stab at one or two?
Number one should be easy, uh, because they're just dominating
so crazy right now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Uh. In the power rankings for Major League Baseball. Who
would you guess there?

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Mike, I would probably have to say the Brewers because
they've been going crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
I mean, are they giving them the respect in the
power rank?

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Absolutely they are.

Speaker 7 (01:14:00):
They're seventy nine and forty eight and this field they
had a twenty five game winning streak. I mean, they
are absolutely on fire right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:14:09):
And they've just taken a little bit of a hickey.
They've lost their last three, but they they absolutely zoomed up.
Thirty games over five hundred is kind of crazy and
nobody really saw it coming.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
So it is.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
It is interesting to see see those guys up there.
But I am curious, like, who's number two?

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
Is it? Do we have Detroit up there? A number two?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
That's a great guest.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
They're fifth on this list, moving up three spots from
the previous week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:14:34):
And they but they've been on you know, they've been
a little wavering since the All Star break, and so
they're number five.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
Okay, Phillies, We've got Phillies number four.

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Uh Yeah, they had Nola that came back and but
Zick Wheeler's still out. So yeah, Phillies number four.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:14:55):
Uh, blue Jays are in the first in the East.
I I can't imagine they're number three, but I'll give
you a Blue Jays.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
Guess the Dodgers were number three. The Blue Jays are
number two.

Speaker 11 (01:15:06):
Wow, impressive, Okay, yeah, surprise. They're getting more respect than
I give them.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Yeah, I mean, he's what is it, Dalton Varshow he's
hitting two twenty five, He's got thirteen home runs and
one hundred and thirty two at bats. They're seventy four
and fifty four. I mean, they're playing great baseball. And
when we started talking about this earlier in the season,
we talked about the Cubs and the Padres and the
Astros being in there. The Cubs came in at six,

(01:15:30):
Padres at seventh in the power rankings, and Astros at
ninth ninth.

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
Okay, yeah, Astro's kind of floundered here recently. They were
probably higher up on the rankings a week or two ago.
But yeah, there's some interesting races in baseball. There's some
teams that have kind of, you know, hit the skids,
as they do in baseball in the middle of the season.
The Yankees went through a tough patch, the Mets went
through a tough patch, you know, but there's going to

(01:15:56):
be some really good playoff races, especially for the wild
card coming down here in the month September, So it
should be an exciting finish in the big leagues.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
A lot of teams still alive.

Speaker 7 (01:16:03):
Yeah, and with teams like the Royals who are ten
they're in second, but they're ten games out. I mean,
the wild card chance of them making it in has
got to be pretty small, right.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
No, No, I think I think they're one game or
they're they're the one team just outside of the wild card.
They're two and a half games behind the Red Sox
right now. So yeah, so kind of a local team
for us, the Royals. A lot of Royals fans in
the market, and uh yeah, they're they're in a they're
in a decent spot. You know, they've they've got the
talent to go on a run. If they can string
together like an eight and two run, they could find

(01:16:35):
themselves right there in the mix for the wild card.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
And that's kind of what they did last season.

Speaker 11 (01:16:38):
They kind of zoomed right right into it and then
and then made a nice little run in the playoffs.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
Yeah, and they just had Bobby wit Junior hit his
one hundred to home run, uh, which his career pretty
good and he's not hasn't been in the in the
uh season that long. I mean, I'm sorry, he hasn't
been on the team that long, and so for him
to get one hundred, it just shows how much of
us done that he is.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
Yeah, it's crazy. You know. He his dad.

Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
I don't know if we talked about this before, but
his dad, Bobby wit he was drafted number one overall
by the Rangers and played for the Drillers, you know,
back in the day, back at Drillers Stadium. So we
definitely have a little bit of a connection there to
Bobby Witt Junior. And yeah, he's one of the real
special young players in the game right now.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Yeah, fourth player in Major League Baseball history to hit
one hundred home runs and steal one hundred bases in
his first four MLB seasons.

Speaker 11 (01:17:28):
Incredible. Yeah, that's that's that's pretty elite, elite stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
I think what's more incredible is that the Royals haven't
traded him away. That's actually a more incredible story. So listen,
all these stars, as Mike just mentioned with Bobby wit
Junior's dad, you know, come through one oakfield. The future
stars in Major League Baseball stop by one oakfield, whether
it's with the Drillers or with a team that's visiting
and they're back in town on Tuesday, and get your

(01:17:52):
tickets Tulsa Drillers dot Com. And make sure you spend
some time because this is the second to last home
stand that starts next week of the regular season at
one Oak Field, And make sure you get your tickets
and come out and enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Especially.

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
I don't want to curse what's supposed to happen next week,
but it's it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
You should think about the weather when you go out
there because it's gonna it's supposed to be gorgeous all
next week.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
I know we have fingers crossed man.

Speaker 11 (01:18:20):
Weather has not been our friend this year, but it
looks like it could be really, really nice and it's
gonna be a great holiday weekend. Just twelve home games left,
so if you hadn't made it out this season, this
is a This is gonna be a great opportunity next week.
Great promotions, check them out a Tulsa Drillers dot Com. Awesome,
Thanks Mike, have a great week, all right. Thank Good morning, Gimpie,
Good morning Corvin. You just got your first keyword to
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(01:18:42):
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hyberbic Man mornings.

Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Those top list random topics, randomly drawn with random results.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Now here's Corbyn, Kimpi and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is going to hurt some feelings. Uh,
overrated foods people are pretending to enjoy. I would love
to know what you think should be on this list,
PMA mass and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five toplest most overrated foods people are pretending to enjoy.

(01:19:28):
What do you got, gimp? Well, I started this off,
so that's why I made number five. It was the
first thing that came to my mind. And as I
started doing the list, I was like, okay, well we're
just gonna put this at number five as opposed to
number one. But that's caviar caviar, you know, I've had
it a few times. It's disgusting. It it is too salty.

(01:19:51):
It tastes like fish, and I like fish, I do.
I like a good catfish. I like swordfish. You know,
I don't mind eating fish. But this has that overwhelming
taste of you need to wash that thing fish. You
know I'm talking about, you know. And I've had it

(01:20:11):
once when I was Golly, when was the first time.
I was a freshman in high school and I was
in speech class. Not like teaching me, like, you can't
talk right, So this speech class, it's one of those
public speaking performance speech. Yeah. Yeah. So one of the
one of the kids there in a student. We had
to do presentations and he did his on caviar and

(01:20:35):
passed it around and I was like, So as I
got older, I was like, well, maybe maybe my taste
has refined a little bit since I was fifteen. No,
not at all. That is hot garbage.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
I have had plenty of foods with eating it Alone's crazy.
I've had it on plenty of foods and you eat
and you go, Okay, it's fancy salt.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
That I guess. I've only had it on a kraka
and it was not It was not good, and I
don't recommend.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
It, but I'm not a big fan. I don't see
it on the menu and go ooh, right right, like
you would order.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
A bone marrow. I've never had that before, but I've
heard you speak highly of it, and if it's on
the menu, you would order that. But not so much
with salted fish.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
I mean, I'm not gonna go out of my way,
and with bone marrow, I'm if like someone because it's
usually not cheap, right, I'll share it with somebody, But
I'm not like, ooh, bone marrow.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Right, And you want to go Dutch on this morrow?
So that's number five, number four are and I I
am guilty of this. I guess I could. I'm more
in for it for the benefit. It's those ridiculous bloody marys.
I like a bloody Mary, don't get me wrong, But

(01:21:53):
when you've got a bloody Mary that comes with the
chicken wing and a slice of pizza, you know, and
of course the bacon strips that go in there and
a big old wedge of cheese, and you know, they're
just so over the top to where there's more there's
more toppings on this bloody Mary than there is actual
bloody mary itself. If you take all that crap out

(01:22:14):
of the glass, you're only getting like maybe at most
half a glass of a bloody Mary. And to me,
that's not worth it. You know, I'll get a bloody Mary,
and sometimes when I'm at the restaurants, yes, I'll get
the ridiculous one for just because it's a meal in itself.
But I think people like they just pretend to really

(01:22:34):
enjoy it. I don't like ordering bloody Mary's out anywhere.
They're never good, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
I'd rather just have one at home, controlling using the
mix I want. Sometimes you go to a place, are
they used too not enough vodka? Are they put too
much ice in it? Like I like to have my own. Yeah,
I'm the opposite of that. I do order bloody Mary's
out because everybody makes them different and I like to
see how they're bloody Mary's are made. And I have

(01:23:02):
combated that this doesn't have enough vodka in by just
making a double.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Make it a double and we're good. But again, those
ridiculous ones, I'm sure you've seen them on the internet.
They're like six feet tall, and it's just like why why,
Now you're the attention. You are the fatas of the
butter right now? What else? Number three? IPAs? IPAs. I
feel there's a lot of people out there that drink

(01:23:28):
them because, you know, they pretend they're good, you know,
and it's not good. It's not good beer. I don't
get how people can enjoy that sort of thing. It
tastes like a skunk just sprayed in my mouth, you know,
to me anyway. But I think there's a lot of
bearded hipsters out there. They're like, have you trying this
with the.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Deer?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
And I'm like, get get that out of here. Man. Yeah.
I love IPAs, but there's a variety of that. There's
so many different ones. It's kind of like when you
drink wine or something, you can they have different tastes. Yeah,
and uh yeah, double dry hopted IPAs are my favorite.
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:24:06):
Yeah, the cloudier the better. I don't want to see
through the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Right I listen. I'll to stick with my traditional beers.
My American water down beers has no taste, I get it.
Number two. Number two is cauliflower anything. Cauliflower by itself, granted,
may have some health benefits, but it's not good. But

(01:24:32):
when they're like, oh, have you had the cauliflower pizza,
the pizza with the cauliflower crust or cauliflower rice. It's
not rice. There's nothing rice about it at all, whatsoever.
Just a crappy vegetable that you mentioned up and it
looks like rice because it's white.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
You know what I find fascinating about people who like
cauliflower crust and kind of boast about it, huh, is
they'll also squash huh anything veget vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
You're literally doing what the vegetarians do. You're eating a vegetable.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
Yeah, oh, I have a gluten aalogy. Okay, but it
ain't crust. Let's be clear about that. It ain't a crust. No,
I've never had a call of flower pizza. I look
at it and I think that looks disgusting. Just the
pictures on the internet is all I need to say.
That is not for me. I'm sure it doesn't bake up.
Have you ever had one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Yeah? Okay, so does it? Does it get stiff giggy
like a crust wood? Some do, but they.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Usually have like, uh, like a parmesan cheese mixed in
sometimes with it. That makes a Yeah, you gotta have
a binder. Mike's crust is pretty good. So yeah, I
think it's not if you want it, we want all
the worst. Do whatever you want, Yeah, for sure. But yeah,
I think I think people that eat it don't aren't
pretending to. Like maybe they are because they have to

(01:25:58):
because they have a gluten allergy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Maybe, but I'm sure there's other ways to get around
your quote unquote gluten allergy. I don't know. I'm still
on the fence about that. You know, is it really
allergic to gluten? Right? And what is gluten? Anyway? I digress.
Number just got right. The number one thing overrated food

(01:26:24):
that I think people pretend to enjoy, and I've tried
to several times, even made a video about it recently.
Efin blue cheese. Blue cheese is so damn You're eating mold.
That's it, bottom line, That's what that stinky taste is.
You're just eating mold. That's would you. It's okay to

(01:26:45):
eat mold on a cheese, but it's not okay to
eat mold on let's say, a piece of bread or
hamburger bun or something like that, you know, or or
maybe the chow maine that you've had sitting in your
fridge for the past six months. What's the guy, what's
the difference, what's the difference? It's lousim it's good for you. No,

(01:27:06):
it's not. It's disgusting and you're eating moldy food. And
if you think that it's okay, you need to get
your brain jegged. I mean, all cheese is mold essentially
true that, but like the blue cheese is like over
the top. And again I tried it. I tried it
just recently. I posted a video on our Instagram about
it not too long ago, because I was at the Windco.

(01:27:27):
I was getting groceries. They had a nice looking salad there,
and I'm like, it's got blue cheese on it. I
got it because I had the hard boiled eggs and
the bacon bits and the chicken and all the stuff
that went with it, right, but I had blue cheese
on it. I'm like, Hm, I really want everything else
that's in the salad, but I don't want the blue cheese.
Can't do it because it's all prepackaged right all right, again,

(01:27:50):
much like the caviar. Let's see if my tastes have
refined since the last time I tried blue cheese. It
has not. I took one little nub, just one little
nub of blue cheese, and I pop it in my
mouth and I chewed a little bit. That stanking ass
stuff started brewing into my mouth, and I spit it
out as quick as I could, and I scooped every

(01:28:12):
bit of that I could out of my salad, and
I threw it right there down the sink and hit
the garb's disposal. Blue cheese is the devil's cheese. I
will agree with you that blue cheese. Buy it. Nobody's
likef I could just have some blue cheese. Nobody I
agree with you from that point. But some of the
best hot wings I've ever had is hot wings with

(01:28:32):
the sauce. And it's got blue cheese crumbles in the
red sauce, blue cheese dressing or something. No, just the blue,
the cheese, the cheese chunks in the red sauce tossed
in the wings.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
So good. So I like it as a palate. You know,
craziness thing we're doing our top list most overrated foods
people are pretending to enjoy bmms and whatever yours is
to eight two nine four five a couple of texts
that came in gimb you need to that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Orange caviar. It tastes like oranges. This is a pet
peeve of mine. Then eat oranges right right. And I've
used orange caviar for bait before. It doesn't Someone texting kale, eggnog,
sardines tofu and their number one was caviar. I will

(01:29:22):
agree on the kale because you know I'm going on
this health kick or whatever, right, and I'm like, they say,
kale's good for you. I feed killed my iguana right
along with collar greens, mustard greens. And I was like,
I'm going to eat some of this kale. It's supposed
to be good for me. Let's make it happen. Took
one little chomp out of it, said the hell with that.
The rest of it is going in silence as food.

(01:29:44):
I mean, every let us taste that way. Every leafy
you don't go, man, just raw leafy in your mouth.
You're like, okay, I'm okay, well, raw dog and some
leafy stuff. You raw dog spinach? Oh yeah, ow you
raw dog? Iceberg. Iceberg is crap lettuce. That is romain romain,
you raw dog romain? Oh yeah, my salad mix that

(01:30:08):
I use this is great, right because I get a
tub of it and it's like it's baby spinach. It's
got the sprouts, the ridicio, the red cabbage, doesn't have
a damn bit of kill in it whatsoever. So that's
why I bought it. It's just like, okay, if it's
supposed to be good for you, and so I will
raw dog greens, leafy greens like that. How many people
out there are raw dog and salads, no dressings. You're

(01:30:30):
just eating lettuce. That's Are you a rabbit? That's wild?
If it works and it's gonna help my body be
a little bit better, I'm fucause flavors a thing. Yeah,
And if that's the case, then you could use some
olive oil. Right. You're not raw dogging anymore, right, No,
exactly you can do that. But I got no problem
just sitting there on my couch eating like a rabbit

(01:30:53):
right now. Unless it's got wild, suck it, get out
of here. Some other tags coming in.

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
Only good caulifiwer pizza crust I've had was made at Masio's.
Another one, Matt Eatsinawasso has those wild bloody mary's. Yeah,
they have wild shakes and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
I believe bender ones. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
Another text top five overrated foods. These are mostly drinks,
but Wendy's frosty meh at best? Ruth Uh Yeah, I
don't think there's anything to shout about.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Mountain dew. I don't know if I agree with that.
And how dare you then put that right next to
kombucha you never had that? Isn't that like fermented lettuce
or something like that. No, Kombucha's water that's got probiotics
and stuff like that in flavor. Usually ginger has kind
of a vinegar taste to it. You wouldn't like it.
U beer for this person at number two and number

(01:31:37):
one coffee. Okay, I get it. It's a quiet taste. Fine, Yeah,
go ahead, take your opinion elsewhere. Another one sparkling water
drinking TV static. No thanks, I'll agree. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Somebody text in nobody raw dog salad absolutely disgusting. Another text,
kale is actually really horrible for you?

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Okay, thanks doctor. Well, I ain't eating it anyway, so
we're good.

Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
No, we're doing our top list most overrated foods people
are pretending to enjoy. Number five for me any foot,
pigs foot, chicken foot you're lying. Unless you are from
a country and you're deal your food like Grandma used
to make it. You're lying. You're not going. Man, if
I could just get some pigs feet right now, I'd

(01:32:24):
be happy. Nope, Nope, you really enjoy trying to get
all that meat out of a knuckle.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
My grandma had a jar of pickle pigs feet in
her cabinet. I swear my entire childhood never got to it,
never got to it at all, whatsoever. Yeah, I understand
the food and why it exists. And if you grew.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
Up impoverished and didn't have any money, and that's what
you can afford. Okay, and maybe you relive a memory,
but you're still faking it right. That's number five, number four,
see Urchin. Oh god, it looks like poop. I'm only
assuming the flavor profile is close it is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
It is not good.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
And I have eaten been lucky to eat at some
really amazing sushi restaurants.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Not good. Yeah, you we went as as a little
group there the show. We went to eat it. What
was it in the raw? Yeah, you're like, oh you
should try the senior Urchin never had it before. I
should have known coming out of your mouth. This was
a setup because I took a bite and I said
never again. Never.

Speaker 7 (01:33:36):
Yeah, I can do because of the show. I'll try anything,
and I especially if it's being served at a restaurant.
I'm totally comfortable trying it because they're not gonna, you know,
trick me.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
And Uh, I've tried.

Speaker 7 (01:33:50):
Sea urchin a handful of times and this last time
when we were in Mexico, we went to a really
fancy Michelin star sushi restaurant. Huh, very excited to this
and I had to see your child was like, that's vile.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
I had.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
I chugged my soke, right. I had to because I
couldn't get it down all right? So that was number four,
number three, remember the one. Before I tell you this,
I want to remind you what the top list is
most overrated foods people are pretending to enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Pretending is the important word. With what I'm about to
tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
Vegan cheese, you're pretending to like it because you are
lactose intolerant. Okay, you don't have a choice. You don't
love it. There is no way if you weren't lactose
intolerant and you had the two cheeses in front of you.
You're picking the vegan cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
You just ain't. I've never seen a vegan cheese on
a cheese platter or ever in my life.

Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
It's not good. Yeah, it's not good. It is so gross.
So you're pretending to like it because you have to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Right, Like, I can drink soy milk, almond milk, right
that organic milk that last you for like six months. Yeah,
I can drink that without a problem. And it doesn't
taste like the milk that I'm used to, But it
seems like that is That's definitely a negative Number two
on my list.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
Again, you're pretending to like it because you feel like
you have to do this because you're trying to hit
your macros.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Protein bars they aren't good. There's lyft bars and stuff
like that.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
Well, cliff Bars is not a protein bar, but it
is tight like that. You're eating it because you're trying
to be healthy. You think that's the path to be healthy.
When you're your fat self, you don't go, man, if
I could just have a protein bar, you're not doing that, okay,
And then number one on the most overrated foods people

(01:35:45):
are pretending to enjoy it. I almost didn't make it
my number one because I don't think it's overrated. It's
not coveted as a great food.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
And that is okra. It is not in your mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
You chew it up and spit it out on a
white plate, and you tell me if it looks like
snot or not.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
Listen. I like, I like pickled okra, I like I
like fried okra. Of course I like stewed okra. If
it's like in a gumbo or something like that, I
will give it to you. If you're going to raw
dog okra just straight off of the stock, you know,
or you're out of the bin at the farmer's market
without cooking it. It's too hairy and it feels weird

(01:36:27):
in my mouth. Harry's even an attribute. I never even
got to on why you shouldn't need it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
And it's in gumbo, it's fine, but you go you
won't go, well, I'm not eating that because it doesn't
have okra in it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
You can if you don't have sausage. What's the correct
sausage that goes? If?

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
Yes, if you don't have a newly in it, it
ain't gumbo, right, but it can still be gumbo. Without
okra therefore not important. I gets you're right, So that's
my number one. People are texting in some ideas for
how you should do blue cheese. No GIMPI raw dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Let us if you mean he rubs it against his
taint before he puts it on someone's burger. I mean,
yeah he did raw dog? Ye for sure?

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
All right, if you want to text us your top
list most overrated foods. People are pretending to enjoy bmms
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five,
I will tell you what got my interest, and then
we'll slide down.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
The rabbit hole nice together. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
So the and by the way, what we're going to
have to talk about with how I discovered it is
also going to be a thing because it it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Caught me off guard kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
And doing only fans is not a surprise. Plenty of
people do only fans. But there is a tennis player
that is a pro tennis player. The article stated celebrity.
I would she's ranked five hundred and fifty ninth in
the world, but okay, still I'm ranked zero, right, and

(01:38:02):
she started and only fans, And she says that she
has made more money doing OnlyFans than any of the
money she's ever taken home.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Wow, I'll give you her Instagram give me so you
can see it. And she seems fine. She's not my
cup of tea, but she got a big ass Yeah
that she does.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
And she also says she charges one thousand dollars for
men to go on a date with her.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Yeah, this is kind of weird. She says. I'm very
open mind and I don't care what people think of me.

Speaker 7 (01:38:39):
It's also the easiest money I've ever made, and I
enjoy doing it. I no longer date for free due
to the behavior of men. I now require a pre
date deposit, send me a thousand dollars, and we can
make it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
It listen. If you can pull that off, good for you. No,
but I will not do that. No. Aren't you just
I want to say, aren't you prostituting yourself at that
point in time?

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Well, I mean I think, But that's fine too, if
that's what you want to do, if you're willing to
let people have that opinion and it doesn't bother you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Okay. I wonder if this gal. By the way, we're
not to the rabbit hole, but go ahead. If this
gal she's like, Hey, if you got a thousand dollars,
I'll go on a date with you. Is it anybody
who's got one thousand dollars? Or is she picking and
choosing who's got the money and willing to spend it.
What I'm saying here is is she going to let

(01:39:35):
a troll go out with her because he paid one
thousand dollars? I don't know? Or has it got to
be somebody with a nice house, fans, car, blah blah
blah blah, brown money money. I would imagine if you're
giving money, there is an expectation of services provided, whether
that's going on a date, you know, and hey, I
will judge whether we go out again after that. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
But okay, nonetheless, if you can pull that off, good
for you. But our only fans. This is what she's
got available in her only Fans, right, And she charges
twelve ninety nine a month, And if I'm going off
the number of people that have hearted her page, there's
about two thousand. She's pulling in about twenty five g's
a month. That's not bad, no, And this is what

(01:40:15):
she says she you can find in her only Fans
torque videos and g strings okay, semi nudes okay, jim
videos and undressings, I guess, shower videos, strip teases, feet content,
see through bras Okay, I mean none of that does

(01:40:35):
it for me to pay twelve ninety nine a month?
And she says she answers every single message. She doesn't
have an assistant or team. It's just her, And I
think that's the appeal.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
I think that is because most of the people that
do this want some sort of connection and the videos
are extra right, right, right, So they're attracted her in
some capacity, but the communication and is what you're paying for.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Right, Okay? That you think that that's really her that's
talking to you, I guess she says that, sure, No,
that's that's a fair point. We don't know that for sure.
So now let's go down the rabbit hole. Damn.

Speaker 7 (01:41:15):
So, I wanted to know if there were men that
did this, do they have only fans?

Speaker 1 (01:41:24):
And there are uh tigod do you know who that is? Yeah? Rapper? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Yes, he reportedly has made seven point six million dollars
a month at his peak on only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
I damn, right, is what how is he showing dogs or.

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
I don't know. I didn't go through the rabbit hole
on that because I knew who he was. Okay, famous,
am I famous? Definitely? Celebrity. It makes sense. So then
I wanted to see some of these other people and
what are they doing it? Reno Gold does one point

(01:42:05):
one point two million dollars a year, about one hundred
thousand dollars a month, he is, Uh, yeah, it's he's
doing a lot of gay homosexual content.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Okay, right, okay, if that's your thing. Uh. Gunner Stone.

Speaker 7 (01:42:21):
Is the rabbit hole that got my attention, which we
will circle back to. He says he brings in about
one point two million dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
There are other creators like Young Gravy anywhere between two
hundred and forty to three hundred thousand per year. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
There's an Australian creator known as girth Master. That's two
rs gimpy when you look that up, uh, forty thousand
to eighty thousand per month.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
He says, two rs and girth or two wars in Master.
That's why no clarification. Two hours on the end.

Speaker 7 (01:42:54):
And some others say that you can pull in about
one hundred thousand dollars monthly, depending on how you market
and all those other thing. Most men on OnlyFans earn
about a few hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
That barely move the needle. Yeah, because most people that
are on only Fans, I imagine, are going to be
dudes and they want to see the hot chicks, and
then I guess, yeah, you'll get your your gay men
in there that I want to see men. I mean,
there are men, so for sure. But that the rabbit
hole I went down was in regarding a The one

(01:43:29):
I meant mentioned gunner Stone, And I'm gonna name some
of the shows that he's been on.

Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
And you can decide what he does. Porn Star Confessions okay, sure,
Jack of All Trades.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Is that just one half?

Speaker 8 (01:43:50):
And that of.

Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
The guy site okay? My Friend's Feet, Divine Bitches okay.
And then here's what got my attention, Family Strokes. This
is a TV show he was on.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
That that exists. It's all men.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
It is an adult content show and I can I can't.
It's been on for ten seasons, bro on whatever platform
you can watch it. Ten seasons of a show TV
show about men in relationships. Okay, huh, imagine you're like,

(01:44:41):
what was the name of that show?

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
Gary Coleman, He was in a family something Strokes, Family
Strokes right differents I found it online? Okay, So apparently
from what I found, family only Strokes is an online

(01:45:04):
porn network. Okay, not so much at TV. This is
what I have, says TV series since twenty fifteen. Some
of the stuff that they have here on their Family
Strokes goes like, ask your mother or bro, I think
we're alone, or this one luke, I'm not your mother sure,

(01:45:27):
or not my grandpa? Yeah, okay, siblings rivalry. That sounds
innocent enough, doesn't it. And okay, yes, Family Strokes the series,
there's a couple they there's two of them that pop
up on the Familystrokes dot com. So let me put
a bowtie on this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
Nah.

Speaker 7 (01:45:49):
I Because of this job, I'm exposed to a ton
of porn. Yeah, and what I mean by that is
not visually seeing it, but names of shows, of actors
and actresses and different kinds of kinks. Like I'm exposed
to all those things. Yeah, by no means I've ever
mentioned that I'm knowledgeable of it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
But sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:46:11):
However, the spider web is so.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Large, Oh yeah, I had no idea there was a
whole series of TV shows, regardless of how it's presented, Pornhub,
whatever that is out there that has been on for
ten seasons. Yeah, yeah, I and not that there shouldn't be.

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
That's not what I'm saying. I'm just I guess because
it's not my thing. And if I'm being honest, I
only can think of besides today, one porn star male
and right now as his name's even escaping me, only
because we changed yours or somebody's on the show's Facebook
profile to them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
But buck Buck Buck buck Buck Angel. Wow, that that
didn't take you very long. I want to think about it.
It's been so long. Yeah. Yeah, it was Biggie that's
son of a bitch that changed Buck Angel's picture to
my profile picture. And I think if I go back
and dig far enough, it's like, because you know it

(01:47:17):
saves those pictures, yes, you know it's probably still there.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
Yeah, But the point being is that's the only to
be honest, I even know if he's an actor. I
understand there's a whole genre of homosexual porn out there.
I just didn't realize that there's all these TV shows
like it is a deep bench.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, well I say, oh yeah,
I like that. I'm gonna make this real quick and fast.
But I've got the Playboy channel on with Cox Cable, right,
and they have reality TV shows on there. They have
it's more than just people doing it. There's ratual TV

(01:47:57):
shows on these networks. So I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
There you go, OnlyFans. All that from a tennis star

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