BMMS 8-24-23

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We'll see what Gimpie wants to talkabout. I guess I should say.
We have a pair of tickets we'regonna give away to that seven thirty.
We'll see what Gimpy wants to talkabout. We've got conspiracy theory. Thursday,

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we're gonna talk Driller's Baseball with MikeMalega. And we got our top
list blockbuster movies you've never seen,Blockbuster movies you've never seen. I can't
wait. It was a pretty welleasy list for him. I mean,
I guess because there's a lot ofthem I haven't seen. You don't see

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a lot of movies I don't.I don't really until they come out on
whatever HBO or television, or Idon't go to theaters to watch movies.
And even when they do come outon regular television, I'm like, yeah,
I would say, of the threeof us, you watch the least
movies. Yeah, movies television.Now you may like, if it it's

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a Sunday morning at three am,you may stop because Roadhouse is on or
you know whatever. Yeah, yeah, I watch the classics, man,
But you won't mission out to likeI want to watch this movie. No,
I sure doling it. And tobe honest with you, I thought
about it lately. I was like, man, I haven't gone to the
movie theater in a long time.Maybe I should go. And then I

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say I'm good, I'm good,and he remembers that you can't smoke in
theaters. You can't smoke in theaters. You can't. You know, it
cost you forty bucks for one personto get in, and that's just on
entry, and then you gotta havepopcorn and popcorn and make it thirsty,
and then you so you gotta havethis giant bucket of soda to go with
it. And it's just it's it'sbest if I do it at home,

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if I want to do it atall. Yeah, I don't disagree with
what you're saying. I like watchingmovies at home, and when like the
Oscars get announced, I love tryingto find those movies and watch those movies.
Okay, I do that at thattime. That's when my interest starts
getting peaked. But I still don'tgo and watch you know. I'm like,

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oh, well, that sounds likelike when we talk about it,
well, that sounds like a goodmovie. That sounds like a good movie.
Well maybe I should check that out, but but I don't like actively
seek it out until months later whenit's on TV. Like the recent Transformers
just came out. It's on ParamountPlus whatever, the Rise of the Peaks.
It's like a prequel to all theother Transformers. And I remember seeing

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it, you know, commercials onthe theaters whatever, And then it finally
came back around it's on television.I was like, I've got Paramount Plus,
and so I started watching it andthen, you know, as I
do with movies, and it's probablyanother reason why I don't go to movies,
because it's so easy for me tofall sleep, so easy and I'm
like, it's a waste of moneyif I'm going to sleep in a theater.
At least this way, the paramountplus is paid for. I can

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sleep on a couch and I goback and watch anytime a walt. Yeah
true, Yeah, I do thiswhere I want to watch a movie and
I'm like not going to go tothe theater or I don't have time.
And then when it's time on aFriday or Saturday night, my wife are
gonna watch and I are gonna watcha movie. We can't remember the movies,
and so I'm like, there shouldbe an app. And I've had

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people recommend them, and every appI have to turn over all my log
in information to like, you know, Netflix and everything, because else keep
can keep track of what you've seen, or I've got to watch everything through
their app, right, And I'mlike, I don't need another app,
No, ay worth it. Idon't need another app. I don't need
another subscription service. Just make itsimple. Give me a spot, even

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a website you can get on yourphone, open up the Google Chroma,
whatever you know internet service you use, and just be like new movies to
watch and just have a website dedicatedto that yeah, no apps, no
having to pay for premium subscriptions.Oh you want to use our movie app
without the ends? Yeah, Icould get on a soapbox here, because

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I can't stand when I'm looking upmovies, whether it's Prime, Netflix,
HBO, Max, Paramount, butit doesn't matter. Can I just have
a section that is the movies fromthe last five years? That's brilliant,
that's brilliant, really cuts down ona lot of the bowls, and then
like maybe a section of movies justfrom the last year, right, Like,
can we narrow it down? Becausethere are movies I want to see

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that I haven't gotten around too becauselife. Yeah yeah, and I can't
remember the name of them, butI remember when I see the picture of
it. Yeah, yeah, eventhat would be all right. You don't
have to put the name in text. Just give me the cover of the
movie poster. Yeah. Yeah,isn't that usually like under the new releases
usually? But what does that mean? Is that light mail? Probably because

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we just release Yeah, what thehell's that mean? Yeah? Was it
just yesterday or was it just sixmonths ago? Just released to this app?
Yeah, because that explains why youknow Matilda's on here? Right,
I don't want to see Matilda Matilda. I'm just sometimes I wonder if the
people that design those interfaces even watchmovies. Yeah, this text says the

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Warren Theater NBA has twenty one andup balconies where you can order alcohol from
a chair and they'll bring it toyou. Yeah. I think you can
order dinner too. I've heard aboutthat. I think that's fantastic. Here's
the problem with that, though,I'm sitting down, nice and comfy.
Ah, yeah, got my movie, got my icy cold bud light,
I got my dinner with me.I get to drink and bud Light's done,

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dinner's done, need another drink,bud light boom, next thing.
You know. Yeah, those mealsand drinks are not cheap, right,
I mean, it's movie theater pricesand you're getting a four course meal or
whatever. I don't know, I'venever him, but I just imagine it's
better than twizzlers and popcorn. Buthere's the other problem with that. So

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does the Corbin Theater exactly? Thatalso serves dinner. Absolutely, and if
you want it, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, It's just not something being
offered that, as Gimpy said,like smoking, he ain't gonna find a
theater that allows him to smoking.But I will say this, and I
think this is highly appeasing, appealing, I should say that you can rent

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a movie theater for one hundred bucks. You have a bunch of people.
That's awesome, It is pretty groovy. Not that I want to watch a
movie with a hundred people, rightor whatever the amount of people that's in
there. Yeah, because I don'twant to be cross talking, like all
right, man, Carbet, Lookhe's wearing a chief shirt. Yeah right,
I don't want one of that.True. But even then I can't

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burn one in that theater. Youknow. We can't sit around and get
roasted while like you could in yourliving room or whatever. Yeah, so
it just takes away all the comfortthat I to enjoy a movie. Yeah.
Yeah, they're in a pickle,man, They're in a pickle.
Nonetheless, we're gonna get to ourtopless blockbuster movies you've never seen. Speaking

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of movies, my kids ask thecraziest questions that make me think about things
so different. It's so awesome.I love it. And my kids have
been watching Boss Baby And if youhaven't seen this movie, it is Alec
Baldwin plays a baby who doesn't havethe gene to love, so he's in

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management of babies. It's a verybizarre storyline. But in the movie there's
a scene in the opening sequence whereyou see the baby getting cartoon baby's bottom.
Yeah, right, whatever, babybottoms. Sure. And so my
daughter asked me a question last night. She's like, Dad, you know
boss Baby, Yes, very familiar. We watched it nine four and twenty

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three times. Yesterday she said,is they show his naked bottom? Yeah,
that they absolutely do. Why dothey not show his front? Oh?
My god, Which it's a fantasticquestion. Absolutely, And I know
what you're gonna say. And Ithink it's a creepy answer, because baby's

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bottoms are cute. Yeah right,you're kids genitals privates. What was our
cute that it was a children's sunscreenor something they had? The she was
totally half naked, no top onsmall little girl and the dog pulling her

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pants down. Yeah, you know, that's weird. And I like in
my head and I gotta you know, I can't just blurb my answer,
right, I have to be selectivebecause I don't want her to interpret showing
your bottoms completely fine. Next,you know, she's showing her ask to
everybody. Yeah, so I'm like, yeah, no, that's a great

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question. One of my favorite goto is I'm not sure I know the
answer to that. Love that answer, And so that got me like,
whatever you think that's cute to showit. I think it's a little weird
to show kids bottoms. It's stilltheir prod. We tell them how how
much longer it goes by before yougo, hey, your bottoms, your
privates don't show to anybody? Rightright, We'll see the thing it is.
Corban is everybody's god, but noteverybody's got pain us not everybody.

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Yeah no, so but everybody worldwide, don't care who you are. You
got but and we tell them notto show to people. It's very weird.
So whatever, that's a separate thing. Live your life. I don't
care. But here's the question Ihave that really triggered me, in which
I did not explain with or talkabout with my child. At what age
is a kid's but not cute anymore? Not for my own like knowledge.

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It's just at what point do wego that's no longer cute, it's now
creepy. I'm gonna go with oncethey stop wearing diaper because because now they're
wiping their own butts. Not reallythat happens, doesn't haen for like another

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year sometimes? Yeah, and thenand then about fifty we start going back
to having somebody else do it.Right. And if that's true, then
why aren't old men's build people's buttscute? Lindsay, if that is the
threshold, your inability to wipe yourass makes it cute, what do you

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think give people? How old isit suddenly no longer creepy or cute?
A naked bottom of a child?Just being realistic here, I mean,
I'm thinking probably after five, afterfive year old? Yeah, yeah,
I mean, oh my god,there's no way to get around this.

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You know there is double digits thereyou go, No, no, no,
they're never good looking, they're nevercute three weeks right, uh forty
five minutes after they're yeah, snatch, not very long. It's like Gibbey's
theory on fries. Not a goodidea after so long? Right. I

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just got me thinking about how weirdit is that I couldn't give a logical
explanation to my eight year old ofwhy we show babies naked bottoms but not
their naked fronts. Now, maybethat's my inability as apparent. I'm sure
some of you would feel that way. But it's very bizarre because we tell
them both of those parts you don'tshow to people, right, right,

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it's less inappropriate. Right. Itjust sounds and I didn't center down the
rabbit hole that some of those babieswere females and we were seeing their breasts
there. Yeah, which is alsohappening. Well, because there's no curvature,
we're like a fact settle down.I know some flat chested women that
would disagree, right, some someyou know beastings that would have something to

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say about that it's not appropriate.Yeah, yeah, out of here.
Yeah, they should just go aheadand leave all that alone as it is.
Put clothes on everybody. Nobody canget offended. They're still going to
be creepy purrs out there that willfamput to some fully clothed kids. But
at least you're you're trying to cutback as much as you can. Separate

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rabbit hole as I've learned recently thatthere are these types of pictures there.
I'm gonna use the wrong word,but it's pedophile trigger pictures and they're not
necessarily sexual in nature, but thatare triggers and pictures that get sold on
the dark web, okay, ofyour children, kind of like what we
were talking before about kids on thebeach and in their bathing suits and whatnot

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like that, that would be thehot dog okay, walking barefoot? Yeah
yeah, yeah, trigger pictures.Okay, Yeah, that makes sense,
and so it doesn't necessary again,like the trick, you know, the
stranger isn't the trench coat and theguy in the park with you know,
black socks, pulled up a picturethat is inappropriate that could be distributed on
the dark web, might be toyou innocent. Yeah, completely, But

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we're out there showing their naked bottomslike it's fine and y'all. Some of
y'all are mad at me, thinkingI'm being a grumpy Listen, it's animated.
It's different. If it was thelive action version of Boss Baby,
I doubt they put the naked assidOkay, so I've easily got a counter
argument to that. Yeah, youdon't want to see a cartoon penis No,

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not in that row? What isit? God damn? It was
an old eighties animated movie, nota cat and it was really just an
animated porn. God, I forgetthat. Forget what it was. But
that was funny. That was morecomical than it was. By the way,
have you seen the Will Farrell dogAdult Yeah, I've seen the commercials.

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Say commercials, it's got like snoopin it or whatever as well.
I mean, come on, settledown. Yeah, you mean everything eat
or smart. I don't know.I don't get it. I don't know.
I don't know if it's if it'sgood or not. I thought it
did pretty well over the weekend.I don't know what that means. Did

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it place in the top five?Ye? Good question. Quit reading prep
like that feels like a very genericanswer. Yeah, it did well in
the box office. If it didtop five, it's fine. They made
a movie. Forget about it.But for those who know Will Ferrell and
Jamie Fox, yes, yes,this must have happened before they got rid
of them. Sure they tried toright is that it is in their dogs,

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but they've over dubbed their voices asyou know, crude people. Right,
it's like sausage party, but withno sausage party. Very clear storyline
that we're you know, it's athere's a clear line between penises and sausages,
right, I was just thinking moreof crude. Yeah, like kind

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of directed towards children, because I'mcome on as animated and it's clear not
animated, it's not. It's no, I'm talking about sausage party. Yeah,
and it's clear from the get thatthat is not for children. Absolutely
absolutely, But this is not clear. Oh it isn't until a little bit
and you're like, oh, they'rebeing satirical because Will Farrell has done kids

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movies. Yeah. Oh yeah,right, so you're like, oh,
okay, oh no, he's speakingcrudely, very weird. Movie all right,
we gotta take a break. Wegotta take its to Oklahoma. We're
gonna give away we'll see what Gimpiewants to talk about more on those blockbuster
movies that you've never seen. We'lltake a break and we'll be back.
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what the Here's Corbyn Gibby M Lindsaywith what's going on news quicks from
The Big Mad Morning Show. Atninety seven five, AMoD Airline passenger mistakes
her pepper spray for handlotion. AmericanAirlines flight AA sixteen eighty diverted to Jacksonville

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after the incident about five pm onSunday. So this woman and her kid
were on the flights and apparently sheneeded some hand lotion but accidentally grab pepper
spray, and of course pepper sprayisn't allowed on flights, so no one

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knows exactly how she got through securitywith it on her and it got on
the plane because TSA, of courseforbids it, but it got on and
she used it, and of coursethe whole cabin was gassed with it after
she used it. One person onthe flight says that they became extremely sick

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after coughing and complaining that they couldn'tsee. At first, it was unclear
what was causing the disturbance. Aflight attendant called on anyone who knew what
was going on to come forward.A woman eventually admitted to using the spray,
but said it was just an accident. After the Boeing seven thirty seven

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Max eight touchdown in Jacksonville, thewoman, along with her partner and teenage
son, where wortly escorted off ofthe aircraft. Other passengers who claimed the
pepper spray was no accident. Theysaid that the family who deployed the spray
had been aiming for a different familyacross the aisle. Oh god, God,

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yeah, yeah. Luckily paramedics wereon hand to treat people who were
affected by the spray. Police saidthey were gathering statements from all passengers.
Passengers were forced to wait in Jacksonvillefor about four hours before they were eventually
taken to New York's LaGuardia Airport ona different aircraft, finally arriving around ten

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thirty that night. I'm not buyingthis at all. How does it happened?
I think they did it on purpose, for whatever reason. I have
no idea, but there's no waythat you can mistake the pepper spray does
not look like a bottle hand lotion, all right, a bottle hand lotion,
pepper spray. You gotta flip upa little lid and then push a
button right in order for it tospray out, right, there's definitely some

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sort of like color something to designate. This is a concerning area absolutely with
hand lotion, most travel sized handlotions. Yeah, you flip a little
lid, but then you squeeze thebottle and that's how I get your lotion
out. Well. And who's squirtshand lotion at people? Right? Right?
So I think I needed it onpurpose. I don't know if they
were trying for somebody else across theplane, other aisle or whatever, but

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or if it was a kid justscrewing around. But there's no way.
I think the better question is howdid it get through TSA. That's a
good. That's a good. That'sthe part that is bizarre to me.
I don't even get me started onthe unsanitary metal tube in the sky and

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nothing but recycled farts just breathing inparts. If I got a tube like
a gift wrapping paper tube, youknow, yeah, and I just went
that is what an airplane is.So when people are like open the exhausted,
Like they get up real close tothem, like just spit my mouth.

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Huh. I'm sure they're doing thebest they can, right. This
isn't an insult to them. Itis what it is. That's the cost
of flying. However, Yeah,you would think with today's modern technology,
we'd have a better filtration system.I can get my mind right pretty quick
for a flight, until this happens. All that pre work I did mentally

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out the door, and now youhave COVID, I have like testicular cancer,
right, lupus, whatever, climedisease, right, leprosy, the
black plague, right, what's thesteria? Right? You just come down with

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everything. Element entry school teacher arrestedfor being drunk at work. This actually
happens locally in Perkins the other day. Fifty three year old Kimberly Coach.
She's a third grade teacher there atPerkins and One. Everything started off all
right and well and gravy throughout theday, but as it progressed, the

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superintendent and principal and others noticed thather behavior kind of shifted and she seemed
a little off. So they pulledher in and they start questioning her,
and they were like did you takeanything? And she's like, well,
I I took some some pills frommy anxiety last night's pills. Girl,

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took some medication for my anxiety lastnight. And uh, well, did
you take anything to day, becauseyou know, you just seem off compared
to where you were this morning.Yeah, well well yeah, took some
medication for my anxiety this morning.Anyhow, they keep questioning her. She's
like, well, did you haveanything to drink? Well, I've just
been drink can juice all day.And they got an officer in there.

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They they're going to do a breathalyzertest. They went ahead and did the
breath alyser. She blew a pointzero eight, three times the legal limit.
They found her cup probably jetti cupthat oh dude Stanley right, that
smelled like wine. Yo, itwas it was empty, but it smelled
like wine. Heyhow they went aheadand took her and arrested her, took

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her to the county jail, gother for public in talks, and the
school is doing an internal investigation.I watched her video yesterday on Facebook,
like what they questioned her and everything, and you almost feel bad for like
I did initially, like feel badfor her she's like, I've been going
through some depression and I've I've beenseeking a compactionalized rationalizes like and they were

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like, well, can we callyour husband? She's like, well,
he's, you know, still atschool, so they must both be teachers.
And he's like, well, Ican't let you drive home, like
you have to leave, and shegets really upset. He was like,
We're gonna have to call someone.She's like, please don't call my husband.
Like I you know, and youfeel bad for her, She's I

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know, I don't know if Ifeel bad for I don't at all,
because, according to the report,she drank a box and a half of
wine the night before and was upuntil three am. In school starts at
eight twenty five, Right, soI don't feel bad for her. She
knew what she was doing. It'snot like she tripped and a bottle of
wine dumped down her drunk then Iwould feel bad for her, right,

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But No, you went to bedlate, you got up hungover, probably
a little hair of the dog toget you going for the next day.
On top of if she indeed wastaking anti anxiety medication, mixing that as
well and then teaching, I meanit's third grade, learning to read and
stuff like that. But I mean, come on, I mean, if

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she's got an addiction problem, obviouslythere's empathy there. But she knew what
she was doing. It was winein the cup in the car. Yeah,
yeah, she was making a decision. Right. Here's the part that
everybody should be Don't think this isa one off. Oh no, she's
been doing this for a while.This is time she got caught. Oh
no, no, don't think thisis the only teacher. Oh no,
hell no, hell no. MisterSmith used to go into the art closet

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where they had the kiln and smokerape her. Allegedly. He's probably dad.
I don't need nurse aid accused ofstealing rings from elderly patients hands.
Pennsylvania nurse eight is being accused ofstealing rings right off the hands of her
elderly patients. Police say. Thirtynine year old Christina I'll take that Anchney

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is being charged with robbery after shepride an engagement ring and wedding ring off
the hands of a patient suffering fromdementia. Those rings were later found at
a local pawn shop. She's alsowanted for another theft to case. Stemming
from her stealing mail when she workedfor the US Postal Service. The woman
Warren has been issued for her arrest. Allegedly, the daughter of the woman

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whose ring was stolen came to visither ring. Was there? Next time
came, ring wasn't there? Ohmy, what happened to your ring?
I don't know what happening? Right? It was here, right, That's
what most places will tell you ifyou're bringing in your loved one or whatever,
to not bring in jewelry. Soyou're gonna tell somebody who was married

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for umpteen years to not wear theirrings, right, right, there's no
that sounds insane. If you canensure the safety of my loved one or
their artifacts, their possessions, thenI won't be here. Well, because
in some cases it's not the peoplethat the workers, but the patient themselves

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will be given away. They'll handit to other patients or whatever. Again,
if you can't take care of thepeople I'm entrusting you to take care
of and all that comes with that, maybe you shouldn't be in that business
right now. Obviously, the familycan sue the worker, can they sue
the facility? Absolutely, That's whatI was thinking. Get them both,

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absolutely, because the thing is tolike what Lindsay's saying. I'm sure happens
even if like they did or didn'tsay that, But the thing is,
are they going to handle it?Right? Is a facility going to handle
Yes, we have it on camerawhere she handed you know, barthol Mule
her pewter ring. That's a completelydifferent thing. Yeah, but taking it

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off of the hand prying it andemployee hands, Yeah, the employee prying
it, they're they're out will be. She was a contract nurse, which
means she wasn't directly employed by thefacility, right, She's the facility has
an agreement with the company that hirescontract nurses and they entrust them to do

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all the filtering and background checks andall that other stuff. Then if that's
the case, then you've got threecases, absolutely, I know, get
all three of them. Yeah.Yeah, how frustrating would that be?
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the Wall Sports. The Tulsa Drillersearned their second win over the Northwest Arkansas

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Naturals last night behind a big ninerun second ending. The nine runs proved
to be enough for the Drillers asthey earned a nine to six win at
our Vest Ballpark. The victory improvedTultsa's record to six and two one it's
two road trip show. I Otaniwon't be pitching again this season. Angels
general manager Perrys minister Sean announced onWednesday that Otani has a tear in his

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UCL and won't pitch again this year. Otani exited Wednesday's Game one in the
second inning after dealing with some armfatigue. The team doesn't know if he
needs surgery to repair the UCL ligamentin his right elbow or not. The
twenty nine year old has posted aten and five record on the mound with
a three fourteen ERA this season.Trey Lance's time with the forty nine Ers

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could be coming to an end.ESPN report San Francisco is exploring all options
with a Lance after he didn't earnthe backup quarterback role for the team.
Niners head coach Kyle Shanahan announced onWednesday that Sam Darnold will serve as backup
to starter Brock Purty. Lance missedwednesday's practice after talking with Shanahan about the
QB battle. The third overall pickin the twenty one NFL draft has played

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eight games in the past two seasons. This is the craziest story to me
because there must be something happening tomake them feel like he ain't the guy.
Why Trey Lancet and the guy?Yeah, because they gave Alex Smith
like five years to get it figuredout. This this guy, they put
all their marbles in, like everyshipped everybody out, like rebuild everything.

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Maybe he's a hallway guy, dude, it's difficult to work with. Brett
Farve was a bad Hallway guy.Aaron Rodgers was a bad Hallway guy.
Right. That's not a new thing, right, right, right, But
if you can make things happen,unless he's just not getting it, yeah,
very well may not be. Therehave been plenty of NFL Quarter Heisman
winners that get to the NFL andthey're like Bret Dirt but dirt and can't

(32:46):
figure it out. Crazy. Thisguy was like what number three pick overall
a few years back? Want theyjust throw brock Purty in and call him
chief. They made him number one. Then they brought in another guy,
number two. This guy they're like, yeah, I don't know if you're
going to make the roster. Sorry, dude, that's massive. And on

(33:07):
another whole other conversation, you cansay, well, Alabama has done all
these great things, right, didn'the play at Alabama? And but they
are they producing high quality NFL players? Well, could it just be a
money thing? What do you mean? Could they just not Maybe they just
are out of money, maybe theycan't afford them. Well that, but

(33:28):
the roster spot you make is basedoff your ability to play, right,
It isn't how much money they payyou. Well, maybe they're just saying
that, and maybe they just don'thave the money. Oh, he would
be losing his mind. His agentwould be losing his mind. Okay,
and if that is true, that'seven worse. Yeah, So you're telling
me you got a guy you paya lot and he's good, and you

(33:50):
don't like that. It makes nosense. Yeah, I don't know.
Well, I know none of usknow. Can I go on? Now?
Sure, a New York Jets widereceiver is putting his career on pause.

(34:10):
Corey Davis announced yesterday he's stepping awayfrom the sport of football in an
Instagram post. The twenty eight yearold has been excused from training camp practice
for the past ten days for apersonal matter. Davis is heading into the
final year of his contract, butnone of his ten and a half million
dollars salary is guaranteed. The passcatcher was selected fifth overall by the Tennessee

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Titans in the twenty seventeen draft.And that's your Balls to the Wall Sports.
I'm Lindsi ninety seven five, Goodmorning to It's the Big Mad Morning

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Show four six zero. KMOD canalso text BM mass and then what you
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Well, Good morning Corbyn. Todayis Thursday, which means it's one of
your very last Rocklahoma Thursdays where youget to win up here GA tickets Weekend
GA tickets to Roklahoma just listen forthe qu call. Looks like your first
queue for today is going to bearound ten thirty, right before blind Melon's

(35:43):
no rain, be round the world, Take by straw Hey, get on
give train, Bola, give train, be round low world. Take my
straw, Hey, get on thedam Trayam fucking by the lone. I
can't press the fire, run andjump at the same pay. So state

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fairs coming around, it's like rightaround the corner. We got the Oklahoma
State Fair in Oklahoma City coming upSeptember fourteenth through the twenty fourth. Then
Tulsa State Fair coming up the twentyeighth of September through October eighth, and
we're gonna be out there that Friday, the twenty ninth, from like seventy
nine at the International Beer Garden.But that's not what I'm talking about.
They released their fair foods, thenew ones that are coming in now.

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Last year I got the awesome opportunityto do the Awesome Eats competition and that's
where they carted us around. Wetry the different fair foods, we rated
them, we judged them. Itwas delicious this year. Last year I
did savory. I'm gonna do itagain this year, but this year I'm
doing the sweet stuff, So Ithought it'd be fun to go over what
we have lined up at both statefairs. As a matter of fact,

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And I was looking at the listsand Oklahoma City has got a whole hell
of a lot more new foods thanwe do, and I don't like that.
But whatever, this kind of makesme want to go down one.
I've never been to the Oklahoma StateFair. I only go to the one
here in town, So I thismakes me want to go down Oklahoma City
check out the Oklahoma State Fair.I'm sure it's not gonna be much different.

(37:15):
I think. I think it hasto do not with the fair.
Uh huh. It has to dowith vendors that purchase spots to sell.
That makes perfect sense, It makesperfectly good sense. Nonetheless, you gotta
listen to some of these because thingsare awesome. Taking it straight from the
top, meat candy on a stickand meat candy on a stick? What

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do you think that is, Lindsay, pork like bacon? Okay? Uh
yeah, candied bacon on a stathink it's candy bacon? Okay? Yeah,
I'm gonna go with a steak that'sgot some sort of bourbon brown sugar
thing that's been caramelized. Okay,well, what we have here meet candy
on a stick from b raised barbecue. This has happening at the Oklahoma State

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Fair in Oklahoma City. It's smokedburnt ends stacked on a stick, glazed
with barbecue sauce and sprinkled with Grahamcracker crust. Graham cracker. Is it
that a little bit of a queyou mean, well, it gives a
cardboard taste. Graham crackers taste likecardboards. Oh, maybe they do.

(38:22):
Maybe they done grads settled down there. Yeah, But nonetheless, meat candy
on a stick sounds have been delicious. Yeah, I'm like, all right,
cool. Next to guy here,pickle pie from Cutie Pies. Now,
pickles are a huge thing lately.They've really been trending. Pickle shots,
right, pickle pizza, pickle tacos. I feel like it's been a

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thing for a minute. Okay,very well may have been. It was
at last year or two years ago? Did the pickle tacos out at the
fair? Yeah? I think itwas last year. So it's been trending
for a little while. And they'restill on this thing. And I'm like,
all right, This sounds interesting.Now. This is the pickle pie
from Cutie Pie Is. This isdown in Oklama City. I'm going through
Oklama Cities first and then we'll gothrough Tulsa's. Okay. It's a savory

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pie featured with a buttery cracker crustfilled with pickle pie feeling, topped off
with crackers, mini carrots, cucumber, chips, and more pickles. Doesn't
sound if you like pickles, that'sall right, that's all right. I
like pickles, but sometimes pickles canbe a little too much. Yeah,
I think a little too brainy,but not I like a pickle occasionally,

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but too many of them, I'mout right right starts to just eat you
alive? Uh. Talking about fairfoods, the new foods that are going
to be at the fair this year. They have a drink here that's a
new one called the pina colada Palmer. What do you think is then the
penia colata palm? Your pina colada? And then is it a palmer?
Is tea? Isn't it so?Pina colada with tea, tea and lemonade?

(39:52):
Right right, very close. Thisis from a Latte Loves trailer and
they it's a Penia Kolata lemon aidtopped off with their signature brown sugar sweet
tea. I've never had brown sugarsweets. All brown sugar is is sugar
with molasses. Okay, I'm justit's just regularly are white or sugar in

(40:14):
the raw. I never thought aboutputting brown sugar in the tea, so
I might have to try that.I'm not a fan of tea, but
the pinic a lot of lemonade soundsthat's horrendous. That's just my hatred for
lemons. Coming to the Oklahoma Fairdown in Oklahoma City in September, they
have a thing here. It's anew food called Korean corn dogs from Chans

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and they're half corn dog, halfmozzarella cheese, battered up and then fried
up to create the crunchy coating thatit has. I'm like, all right,
I could get down on that halfhot dog, half half cheese stick.
Sign me up another one. Herethey have the cookie dough Parfait,
which is layers of edible chocolate chipcookie dough. Because you know, chocolate

(41:00):
chip cookie dough's got salmonilla and supposedto be not good for you whatever,
Still eating, dam have you everhad the edible chocolate chip cookie dough.
They sell it in the grocery store, like, buy the cookie dough that
you can spoon out and eat.I haven't had it any It's not the
same. So you you're saying thatsalmonilla adds flavor, right, I mean,

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I mean, okay, take mychance, but yeah, that's it's
edible chocolate chip cookie dough, chocolatepudding and Oreo crumbles topped with silky whipped
cream. Quipped cream, whipped cream. Yeah, it with cream. That
sounds delicious. Uh, talking aboutfair foods. The Country Clucker okay,

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what do you think chicken? Sure? Yeah, like a country fried chicken.
Okay, I'm gonna go with Uh. It's got sand and some sort
of sand mimic like you know,growned up uh, and some sort of
like spice, Like, let's gowith ghost peppers. Okay. The Country

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Clucker is from Friday Concessions Fry fR one, of course, and it
says here it's a warmed glazed donuttopped with deep fried Cajun chicken thigh and
then drizzled with honey butter. Thatdoesn't sound too awful, band, No,
I was, I thought you weregonna down it, man, But

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I was like, I'll give thecrop you got. You got me on
donut, all right, you gotme on deep fried Cajun chicken, and
then just the honey butter on top. Sold. Man. I'm just being
honest with the donut thing. Canwe move on from that? It's not
a good vessel for food, I'llgive you that. Like the donut burger,

(42:51):
you want to eat it like atraditional burger, but when it comes
to donut stuff, you really haveto eat it like with a fork and
a knife or something. I getthe novelty of it. It's good.
It's like deep fried oreos, Iget it. They're just not good because
the grease like breaks it down.Yeah, yeah, it kills it.
I agree with you. There anothernew food coming into the Oklahoma City Fair

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the Oklahoma Fair is a mochi donut. Sounds pretty simple, right, Mochi
is an Okay ice cream dessert typeof thing. Yeah, it says.
It's a hybrid sweet treat that combinesthe flavor of traditional American donuts with the
fluffy, moist and chewy texture ofJapanese mochy. So all right, that
don't sound too bad. Have youever had mochi ice cream? Yeah?

(43:34):
We get it a lot. Ohdo you what's the what's your flavor?
Strawberry banana? Okay? Yeah?Or the mingo Okay, I think I've
had it one time. One timethe axe had gotten some and I was
like, it's all run eat.Yeah, it's it's just all it ain't
ice cream, right, It's asweet dessert that's cold. Yeah. Another
one they have here is the deepfried caramel apple how tail. Somebody guess

(44:02):
it's like a turro thing that isgot the caramel apple stuff, you know,
rammed into it. Okay. Itsays it's a caramel apple cow tail
candy on a stick, deep friedand a sweet corn batter dusted with powder
sugar and then drizzled with caramel syrup. Yum. Yeah, that doesn't sound

(44:22):
too bad. Carmel apple cow tail, deep fried caramel apple cow tail.
And that's what they say, acaramel apple cow tail candy on a stick.
Are you looking to see what acow tails was a candy? Yeah?
Okay, yeah I didn't know that. So are they taking the candy
and then deep frying it? Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Yeah,

(44:43):
yeah, deep fried in a sweetcorn batter. So you're taking the
candy, you're putting it on astick, you're deep frying it, You're
putting powdered sugar on it, andthen putting some caramel syrup on top of
it. Uh huh uh. Let'ssee here we have. I'm probably gonna
butcher this because I don't speak thelanguage, but polettus, polettus, pellytaz

(45:07):
heyhow. It's a Mexican style frozentreat with flavors such as coffee with almonds,
pistachio, yummy mango ada, mangonada, watermelon, and caramel.
All right, that sounds interesting.Okay, that sounds pretty good. Another
new food that's coming to the OklahomaFair is the freeze dried Jolly Rancher cotton

(45:30):
candy grant from Graham's Sweet Treats.Hold on, say that again. It's
a oh all right, deep breathfreeze dried Jolly rancher cotton candy. So
it's you know, it's they've takenjolly ranchers freeze freeze, deep freeze them,

(45:50):
I guess, and then break itdown and then spin it into cotton
candy. Basically is what it says. Classic jolly rancher flavors transformed into melt
in your mouth cotton candy. Inever was, even as a kid,
a big cotton candy man. Well, you gotta understand how this kind of
goes with my feeling about cotton ingeneral. Cotton balls. You know how
I hate cotton balls. You know, they got that weird texture to it,

(46:14):
Okay, And it's the same waywith cotton candy. It's got that
weird texture and then it breaks downsuper fast and then everything's all sticky.
You know. I'm just not ahuge fan of I have the attitude of
cotton candy that you have with Frenchfries. You gotta eat it fast so
that doesn't happen. And I don'tthink cotton and cotton candy. They only
share a name. That's the onlysimilarities. I think. My opinion and

(46:36):
me too, Jolly ranchers, butcotton candy, dude, Jolly ranchers are
pretty great. When you are rollingand you have a jolly rancher, you're
like, these are so good.The delicious thing. Ever, Barbie made
a trend over here at the OklahomaFair that's happening in September. It says
Barbie lemonade from Gringoes in the Baconhabit. So it's got to be pink

(46:59):
or like a bull gum or somesort of Yeah, it says it's fresh
and fruity lemonade, but serve witha slice of lemon, a sprig of
mint, and a sugared rim.Sure. I mean it's a pretty big
brand right now, So why notjust try to steal where you can?
Yeah, why not jump on?It's a few more here from Oklahoma City

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that will and then we'll get intoTulsa here. The cookie dough explosions pretty
simple, homemade chocolate chip cookie doughtops with salted caramel ice cream, two
scoops, a cookie dough, hotfudge, caramel whipped cream, and oreos.
That sounds like we're gonna lose afoot the moment you take that's a
sharable. You share that right,share that you get your own damn cookie

(47:40):
dough explosion sharable sounds like someone whodoesn't want to get one and eat at
all. They just want a fightor two. But it's not my fault,
right, And then you leave iton top of somebody's car when you're
leaving the park. Somebody did itto me. The Fruity Pebble flurry is
a vanilla ice cream and fruity pebblesCereal lend it into a sweet, creamy,

(48:01):
crunchy There's no way the fruity pebblesstays crunchy. No, no,
no, I think it's soggy prettyfast in milk. Yeah, you're probably
right, Corby. You might getdown on this one here, Okay.
The pepperoni crepe, I mean youlike pizza and also why not you know,
well, part of the the desirefor me and pizza is the texture

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and the crunch of the crust,and the crepe don't have that says it's
a hand crafted crepe filled with yourfavorite pizza flavor, So it's not just
pepperoni. Maybe you want sausage orsomething of that effect there. And the
last one here for Oklahoma City,and there's a lot more of them.
I'm just you know, time wise. The dull cano, which is pineapple

(48:42):
slices topped with dull whip and strawberrylava sauce. So basically pineapple whip with
what is lava sauce? Lava sauce, I don't know, Maybe it's spicy
that's what I was kind of thinking. But I don't know. Maybe it's
kind of runny, like like lava, like hot lava is not like chunky
or whatever. Like strawberry is agood I'm sorry, strawberries and pineapple is
a good flavor mix. Yeah,so maybe it's just like a sauce.

(49:07):
Maybe. So they just be novelwith how it looks and stuff. Pineapple
whip is where it's at, man, Yeah, yeah, you really can't
go wrong the pineapple Whip shop overthere. It's seventy first by the Lows
I believe, by one sixty ninein the Lows Park. Okay, you
can go over there and get yourselfa pineapple. Have you seen it open?
I've seen the trailer. Yeah,I've seen the trailer, but I

(49:29):
even't seen people at it in years. I can tell you why, because
it's like businesses that open up andonly sell fair food. You only want
it once a year, right,right, right? But you think it
would be good like about this timeyet, some good pineapple whip, I
hear you. Except the idea isthat when that's that stuff is so good,

(49:49):
why wouldn't it be available all yeararound as everywhere as it should be
we're moving to Tulsa. Only gota couple of minutes here left. But
this is the big and this isthe one that means something because that's where
we live. And who's gonna goto plums anyway. So new foods here
at the Tulsa State Fair. Thechicken bacon Ranch, fancy grilled cheese,
Chicken bacon, ranch, fancy grilledcheese. It's a grilled cheese, sandwich,

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chicken bacon, ranch, Swiss andtomatoes served on sour dough with their
signature garlic butter. Grilled cheese kindof fall into the same thing that happens
with Bloody Mary's. When you startputting a bunch of stuff in it,
You've lost me, okay, becauseI just want a bloody Mary or I
want just a grilled cheese. Idon't want a grilled cheese with bacon and
grilled onions and ranch chicken and thekitchen sink and some shrimp and you know,

(50:37):
a baseball bat and all these otherthings. That night different, man,
because I do like a grilled cheesewith onions, grilled onions and the
bacon in there, maybe even aslice of tomato. And I'm not a
huge tomato fan so one or twoingredients, but after that we're now we're
out of sandwich. We're not outof grilled cheese, right right? Which
grilled cheese is a sandwich? Bunchof points? I don't know if it
is your points taken. Another newfood at the Tulsas Day Fair this year

(51:00):
is the key Lime Pie Tornado.It's an entire slice of key Lime pie,
including the Graham Cracker cookie crust blendedinto creamy ice cream, topped with
quipped cream and Graham Cracker crumbles.Do you think like people that live in
some sort of food or water deprivedcountry somehow get a video of fair food

(51:24):
and go what that's real? Forreal? Because when you described all that,
I was like, why they haveanother one? Can? Absolutely Merca,
That's why we got the bombs.Another one here, Coconut shrimp and
the half shell. It's coconut shrimpserved in a half shell coconut half shell

(51:45):
of what well, I'm just readingit here as it is, coconut shrimp
served in a half shell coconut.So it's half a coconut right on a
better rice with the sweet sauce anddiced mango. Here's the spoiler on that
it's a coconut filled to the rimwith rice and four shrimp. Yeah,
with the sweet sauce and diced manga. Yeah. How about a hot cheetah

(52:06):
shake, hot cheetah shake, hotcheetah cheeto, oh Cheeta, hot cheeto
shake? And smoothies. So it'sa savory milkshake, Yeah, with hot
cheetahs inside. You got you gotdill pickles shakes, some smoothies as well.
That's another one hard pass. I'mnot a huge fan of the hot

(52:28):
cheetos anyway, that's just that's justme. I'm not I didn't even know
savory shakes was a thing. Right? You should make a meat low shake
then? Is that going to bea I have actually last for those litt
muffin tin ones. It's pretty small. Talking about new foods that's gonna be
at the fair this year, We'vegot the deep fried fruity Pebble Cheesecake,

(52:49):
which is a deep fried cheesecake anda fruity pebble batter drizzled with powdered sugar
glaze, which sounds pretty damn delicious. They're just buying fruity pebbles syrup and
dumping that in the cheese battery.Listen, I'm good with that. I
don't care how it's made. Justgive it to me and let me deal
with my diabetis later. That's allI got to say about. One of

(53:09):
my favorite, like gimmicky foods I'veever had at the fair is a bucket
of chocolate chip cookies. They hadit here a couple of times. Uh.
It's a big Minnesota State Fair staple. And it's just like a giant
bucket of chocolate chip cookies. Andyou're I mean, you're eating them forever,
right, just walking around munch munch. Take yes, yes, sit

(53:30):
on the couch with your bucket ofcookies, watching your favorite Yeah. So
there you go. There's some newfoods. It's gonna be at the fairs
this year around the world. Takemy strong hand, get on give train,
Give train around the world. Takemy straw, Hay, get on
the damn train, gave train.Talking my word, I can't press the

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as we play Schnip Schnapschner. Currentrecord is Will Corbyn. You and I

(54:27):
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has eight. Last week's winner wasyou, So it's gonna be Lindsay and
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Oklahoma tickets are on the line.Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Xavier?Who do you want to give clues?
Lindsay or Gimpy? M Sixty secondsare on the clock. Timer starts after
the first clue. Are you ready? Yep? Here we go, Xavier.

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This is a local ice cream store. No, yeah, yeah,
I mean they sell burgers and theyhave groceries in there. Yes. This
is what you put in your carto help you stop. It's the liquid
that you use to help you stop. Makes m a blank of thumb.

(55:30):
A. You have these different blanksand regulations that you have to live by.
Code. No, there you go. Uh. This is the person
and soccer who uh prevents the ballfrom going into the thing that. Yeah,
but what's the name of it?The whole thing? Goalkeeper? There

(55:52):
you go. This is another wordfor penmanship. Your blank looks like chicken
scratch. What do you use tolike gram things with? Oh? You
have your foot and then you haveyour blanks. They're attached to your arms.

(56:13):
There you go. So penmanship youuse time time time for is what
God might be good enough, Exavier, hang on the line. Okay,
all right, good morning. You'reon the air. What is your name,
Alicia? If we're on speakerphone,you need to take us off because

(56:35):
we're having a hard time hearing yet, Alicia, you and Lindsay will have
sixty seconds. Just do the bestthat you can. Are you ready,
olady? Here we go. Aboat has one of these, and you
throw it in the water to keepthe boat steady. If you don't want
to move, I can't here.Oh boy, hold on, now,

(56:58):
let's try. Okay, Alicia,A boat has one of these. You
throw it in the water if youdon't want to go anywhere, Yes,
sweet and blank. Yes, uhhuh. You do this to water if
you want to make an ice cube. Uh huh. Models walk down this.

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Yes, the blank and the beautiful. Yes, a blank a water
blank. It gets out the theimpurities. Yes, uh huh uh.
This is something that would hurt youreyes. Think of Okay, two words.

(57:49):
First word when you cry, thiscomes out of your eyes. Uh
huh. And then the second wordis something you put in your car to
make it go the fluid. Yougo to a blank station time time time.
It doesn't matter because you guys smokedthem. Congratulations on Alicia. You're

(58:13):
getting those tickets for Rock Klahoma.Settled down, excellent job. Hang on
the line, son, you canget your info. Xavier, I'm sorry,
man, it wasn't enough. Brother. No, you too, man,
don't worry. Your day'll get better, all right. Give me this
is the one she ended on.Yeah. This is what military uses to

(58:35):
clear people out of a roomy biochemicalweapon. Here you go, yeah,
yeah, tear gas. Tear gas. And then lindsay yes he stopped on.
Yeah. It's another word for penmanship. You were on the right track.
If you sign your name to something. Someone might say, oh,
I love your the way that youyou sign your name, your very niceature.

(59:00):
Yeah, nice signature. I wouldsay, I was gonna go with,
if you commit a crime and leavea note, they'll bring a blank
analysis. Oh yeah, to comein and study your writings. Are your
your letters you put on paper?Yeah? But right? But that's why
I think, how can I getthem to say handwriting analysis? I think
because I've used that womanship many timesbefore, and nobody ever really gets this.

(59:22):
So I don't think anybody knows whatthe word penmanship will. I mean,
I think they know what it means. I think they don't use that
word. It's not a common vernacular. Maybe exactly. Get educated people,
sure enmanship, you use that wordall the time. You're like, oh
I have an excellent penmanshipmanship looks likecramp. Right the record now, man,
we're in a three way man nineacross the board. Take a break

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and we'll be back. You're listeningto the Big Mad Morning Show. This
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Coming up Top list today, blockbustermovies you've never seen Right now,
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Doug Bergham said that such a bandis unconstitutional and the issue should be left
up to the states. To theside. Did you watch any of the
high lights? I totally forgot thatit was on. I watched a little
bit this morning on the Tiktoks,but that's about it the best. There
were two really fascinating things that happened. One of them was when Christy got
asked about UFOs because it felt likea very bizarre question to ask in a

(01:01:15):
debate, and then he was like, I don't understand why this is a
question. But transparency's important. President'scharacter. President. President should be people
with transparency that you trust, thatyou want aspire to be right, which
whatever, those are very good bythe book answer for debate. The other
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he'd make statements. Yeah, sohe'd make a statement and then he'd go
like it was so uncomfortably You're like, damn, a little weird there on,
but all right, Hey, McCarthysuggests probe into federal response to the
Maui wildfire. Speaker Kevin McCarthy toldreporters today that or yesterday that he's very
concerned learned about the response and questionedwhy there were so many deaths. Now,

(01:02:04):
he said that he believes there's goingto have to be a congressional investigation
into the current administration's efforts. Atleast one hundred and fourteen people were killed
in the wildfires and many are stillmissing. What did they not get right
in terms of the response? Well, you know, that's a good question.
I think maybe after the fires wereput out, they probably should have

(01:02:27):
been there a little bit quicker.Maybe JB should have said something instead of
saying no comment and then just sittingon vacation. You know, there's a
natural disaster in one of your states, you should probably be like, hey,
let me put at least let meput my flip flops on. Yea,
and then we're gonna go check that. I hear you. But much
like we've said on other presidents,when you're on vacation, you're still working.
And that was after they had passedthe declaration to move money faster.

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True, true, but still tosit there for what was it, like
a week, eight days something likethat and not say a damn thing.
Just it's not a good it's nota good luck. You should at least
say that. But I don't knowhow that isn't like when something they make
politicians make these statements. Is reallywhat I'm getting at, right, and
that is that we're going to investigate, well, what didn't they do?
Right? Where is the problem?Right? Right? I don't know if

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you know it's we'll give you sevenhundred dollars or you know you're destroyed property
and oh maybe that's something that's rightthere with it instead of I don't ye
again, I don't know what theprocedure is is that just always been the
policy and that's the starting point.Maybe so, I don't know. Yeah,
it's very bizarre. It says hereCorbin that eating too much fast food
increases the risk of mental health.At least that's according to the Melbourne Collaborative

(01:03:37):
study that found teenagers who consume largeamounts of fast food they're fourteen percent more
likely to experience a mental health crisis. Our researchers looked into the mental health
of individuals who ate large amounts offast food between thirteen and seventeen. Officials
say processed foods are tied into arange of long term health issues. And

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then, lastly, here the TulsaSPCA gears up for their hashtag Clear the
Shelters Adoption Day. It's going downon the twenty sixth of August, so
it's Saturday. It's hosting it's annualadoption day as part of the national hashtag
Clear the Shelters campaign. Before thesheltered animals are adopted, the rescue gives
them each one grooming, veterinary care, and behavioral assessments. The event opens

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up at eight a m. Forpreapproved adopters and then at nine am for
everybody else. The twenty twenty threeNFL season starts on September seventh, when

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the Kansas City Chiefs host the DetroitLions on Thursday Night Football. With two
weeks to go, there's one seriousquestion mark defensively for the Chiefs, and
that's how long the holdout of tackleChris Jones will last. In a social
media post, Jones hinted that itcould go as long as eight weeks and
he can afford to lose one pointone million dollars in weekly game checks in

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the process. As Jones publicly advisedfor a new contract, Head coach Andy
Reid says there's been no communication fromJones, so he has no information on
where the situation stands. Quarterback PatrickMahomes admits that he didn't anticipate Jones's holdout
lasting this long, but he respectshis decision and knows Jones has stuff he's
tried to get done and needs toget done right now. And that's your

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com. Time for some conspiracy thirtyThursday. These are seven crimes that were
never solved. Okay, first one, Jack the Ripper. We've talked a
little bit about this one before.I think that this hasn't been solved because

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this was before record keeping and policework kind of a thing, right,
and also time. Yeah, nowthey had time, but there wasn't it
wasn't like a universal understanding of it, so they didn't keep track of things
very well. People with watches andstuff like that was kind of like a
watch was a sign of rich behaving money, so it was the time

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frame is a little off. Thesecould just be all separate crimes but all
lumped under one thing, right,But they never did solve it. It
happened in eighteen eighty six. Thishappened in the East End of London where
they believed someone was slaughtering prostitutes andmutilating their bodies. Hi the good old
days. Yeah. The killer riskbeing caught each time he killed, as

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he did so in the open streets, all except his last accepted victim,
Mary Kelly. Great band name bythe way, Mary Kelly, Yeah Yeah,
Yeah, who he killed in herapartment, leading to speculation that she
was more than just a random victim. The five victims, which I always
believe there was like in the teens. The five victims were butchered in such

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a way that there has been speculationthat the killer was a surgeon or a
veterinarian. There have been many othertheories that he was an American quack doctor,
that he was Queen Victoria's son,or that he was a Jewish bootmaker.
Huh. I never heard that oneeither, You like that? Okay.

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One hundred and thirty years since theinvestigation, the identity of the most
famous serial killer remains unknown. Again. I think it was sometimes with crimes,
especially some big crimes that get alot of exposure, they have copycats.
Yeah, and so maybe this wasthat could be maybe like one,
you know, the original Jack theripper or whatever, maybe killed a whore

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or two. But the rest ofthem, you know, we're all some
other guy just trying to either pinit on this guy, yeah, or
get the same thing that that Jackgot. Because what's I forget what's called,
but it's called the at the omnirazor theory or whatever. It's the
idea that the simplest answer is probablythe truth, and the idea that it
could be different ones is not realsexy or great, but entirely possible.

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Yeah. The Black Dahlia, Ohyeah, that's pretty wicked. This is
the Hollywood murders case dates back tonineteen forty seven. In January, Elizabeth
Short, at twenty two year oldgirl, was found dead in a park
a Los Ange in Los Angeles,a week after she went missing. She'd
been killed and cut completely in half. Her mouth had been slit from each

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corner, and her breast had beenmutilated. There was little blood where she
was found, but that was abut there was a sack of blood nearby
by the way. Also at atime when they didn't have like, you
know, the grocery sacks. Whatwe know now is grocery sacks right,
more bur lamp of anything. Youknow, there was little blood, but

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they found a sack nearby. Thecase became known as the Black Dahlia due
to her black hair and clothes.Sixty people confess to the killing over the
years, and it's the oldest unsolvedmystery in La. Yeah, you can
look at the pictures online over cuttinghalf. Yeah, you were saying,
no, no, I don't thinkI have I'm gonna go ahead and say
it to you know, here's aweird question. Yeah, in nineteen forty

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seven, I know they had knives, right, I know they had sharpening
knives. I know they had sickles. I know they had machetes. Yes,
swords. Were they sharper than orless sharp? Because the idea to
be able to cut somebody in halfwith one tool right, seems insane to
me. Yeah, I'd imagine thatthey would be sharper than what you expect.

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Are you logged in? Bo?No? No, but yeah,
because that's all that they really had, you know before, like chain saws
and stuff like that. That's whatthey had was machetes and swords and stuff
like that. So I imagine thatthey'd be sharper than what you know,
you you would think. But yeah, these pictures are brutal. Wick.

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Yeah, the idea that she liketo cut her or right at the torso
is crazy. Yeah, like literallyright in half, right in half,
and it's like, yeah, wellthere's the top with their arms laid out
and he got about a good twomaybe three foot gap, and then there's
her bottom half, legs spread wideopen. Okay, So hear me out

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on this and my uneducated ability tounderstand bodies and all that of the pictures
I've seen of dead bodies, Yeah, this looks nothing like that. Okay,
what do you what do you meanby that? Could this have been
a prop to see how well theycould do something? Okay? I see

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where you're going with on that,and the possibility of embarrassment, Okay,
is why they just keep it upright, right, keep the gig going
or whatever. That that wouldn't makesense. And it is Hollywood, so
I wouldn't put it past that theoryright there. But nonetheless, pretty gruesome

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pictures. They found a greenish brownishgranual matter, mostly feces and other particles,
but they could not be identified.I mean that's the part for me
is like if this happened nowadays,they'd be able to tell you the blood
tide. Yeah, yeah, allthose things they used a serrated blade.

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They didn't use a serrated blade,right, that's just progression of time.
Maybe nowadays somebody can go back andlike look at the photos or whatever and
really do some investigative find out that. But because there's a photo of the
internal like you can kind of seein a little bit, it's the one
of her chest, Yeah, andit's like I got her stomach kind of

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hand yea or whatever. Those thingswould fall out. Yeah, And how
long did the body sit before itwas being found exactly? Because it wouldn't
I mean, it's not that isnot that where her body is. It's
not like middle of nowhere. Therewould have been an animal that would have
sniffed that body. And I thinkthat's a fair I think that's a fair

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point. Yeah. I also thinkit's weird if because the idea is that
something happened somewhere else and it landedthere, they put it there and it's
too perfect, rather like rather thanthey drop by and just throw it out
the window or roll it out thewindow, right, I feel you there.
The killer themselves could have been,you know, wanting to put it

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on display instead of just tossing itout the window or out the trunk or
whatever and just letting it flopping rollon the side of the road. No,
we want this to be seen.Now, whether it was it's a
proper or stay whatever, that's adifferent story. But I could see totally
see a killer being like, allright, I'm going to make this a
work of art, sure, asopposed to just a regular killing. Even

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then there's organs hanging out of herupper torso like would yeah, but an
animal would have third pecking something.Seagulls and they're gonna get you flying overhead
would have gotten that. Maybe maybemaybe they have already munched on it and
that's just what was left over,you know, they and the animals that

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come by. Maybe nibble a littlebit here, maybe get you some small
intestine in you. But you know, I just kept on walking. Yeah,
it is. It is a verybizarre case and crazy that there's not
more details about it. And maybethere are, they're just a little harder
to find. Yeah that I wonderif that's one of the more gruesome scenes

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ever I would imagine. So.Yeah. The Gardener Museum heist. This
happened in nineteen ninety two. Menposting his police officers got their way into
the Isabel Stewart Gardener Museum in Boston. The pretext was a false report of
a disturbance. Once inside, theyattacked and restrained the guards and stole thirt

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teen works of art valued at fivehundred million dollars, and included in the
stuff that was stolen was a rarevermier called the Concert. It remains the
largest theft of private property in history. Twenty seven years later, it's no
closer to being solved. The paintingsmay never have been destroyed as they are
too hot. The FBI and attemptto find any sort of lead have raised

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the current reward for information to tenmillion dollars. Wow, And they say
that when stuff like this gets stolen, the person that owns it covers it
up with a different painting and thenputs it on display in their home.
But I would think you would help. What's the point of having the artwork

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if you can never show it off. And let's just say there's some single
rich person. At some point,you're gonna have somebody grow closer to you.
I would think, right, andyou would want to show that off,
unless I guess I see a celebrity, somebody famous who wants a shroud
of like a tiny sliver of privacy, and they have this one painting they

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get to enjoy that no one knowsthey have, and that's their privacy.
That could be. It seems alittle boring though, but not if you
enjoy artwork. Yeah, right.To me, artworks always super fascinating because
the idea of like so like,do you know there's a famous painting and
it's all made up of dots,okay, and it shows people. I

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think it's called the Park if Iremember correctly, it is an unbelievable painting.
And you hear that and you go, oh, like how they painted
it? Yes, but it wasa revolutionary painting at the time. Nobody
was painting like that. It wasconsidered abstract and like left of center.
Really it's different than what they used. It was Marilyn Manson in a time
of music, Okay, right,they were like that's not art, like

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totally downed it downplayed it really createda movement. And then there's art that
got stall in and kept secret andto me, artist fascinating that think of
somebody did that was like baseball cards, right, I get that artist cool,
you know, but just sit thereand look at your one painting,
like this is all I got,just just one one painting. I figured

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you want more. I look atpaint like if I go to the phil
broken or wherever and I look ata painting, I'm always I think of
a couple of things. One,how long it took? Right? How
many fights did you have with yourpartner while painting this? Right? How
many times did you land at thislayout rather before you? Like? What
were the other choices? Right?The process that goes into it, yeah,
because if you do anything, ittakes time. Yea. And paintings,

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especially massive ones, are always sochallenging me to wrap my brain around
as how you could do that?Right? How many times did they scrap
that canvas and load up another one, start over again. Right, forget
the ability to do it right,I'm talking just the process alone of doing
it anyway. Let's see what's anotherone. dB Cooper of course, right.
He jumped out of a plane innineteen seventy one, and because he

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had a bunch of money and neverto be seen again, some say he
died. He passed a note tothe stewardess which claimed he had a bomb.
After verifying that he did indeed appearedto have a bomb, the pilot
took to the order and landed inSeattle as instructed. Authorities had the ransom
and a parachute waiting for the plane. He allowed the other passengers to be

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released, and the plane then tookoff, heading southwest. Twenty minutes later,
he put on the parachute, tookthe money, and jumped out of
the back of the plane. Neverfound. In nineteen eighty some of the
money was found half buried near ColumbiaRiver near Vancouver, Washington, but that
is the only trace he ever existed. So he clearly landed. Yeah,
he clearly got on the ground ifhe buried some money, right, Yeah,

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makes sense. But where'd he go, that's the question. Yeah,
And just like the art work,I think about the like if he did
survive, and then what created afamily? Became a principal at high school?
Like what a right started drinking earlyin the morning? Had this the
secret that he had? Hey,we're gonna go on vacation. How can
we afford it? Ah, don'tworry about it. Yeah, Grandpa's gotcha.

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Grandpa's gotcha. And if you inheritedthat money or took that money unknowingly,
then do you have guilt once youfind out that it was nefariously took?
Some people would, yeah, somepeople people would. Some people would
just be like, oh, it'sgrandpa's money, Well, your grandpa stole
it. Your grandpa's actually dB Coopercool. Yeah right, it's like he

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did it, not me. What'sdone is done, not not dB Cooper.
But if you're you were you werebestowed money because of uh, something
an ancestor did, would you haveguilt for if it was done nefariously?
Would you feel bad and turn itover, turn and give it back?
Lindsay no, because because it wasn'tme, it was them that did it.

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Yeah, yeah, gimpy, I'mout there with her. I didn't
do it. Grandpa did it.It was just left to me. I
don't know where it came from,you know, Oh, well you got
it, you know, from murderingyou know, smolians or whatever. I
will. Yeah, I don't wantto know how to ask where I have
Grandpa got his money. I justknew the grandpa had money, and then

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he left it to me. SoI'm gonna go ahead and keep it because
I'm used to this lifestyle now,and if I give the money back,
then I've gotta live like a commonor whatever. Yeah, I'm totally handing
it over. I don't care thatit sounds awesome, and I agree it
would be hard to change, butit would anytime I go on vacation,
I'd be thinking about if, youknow whatever, they took it and killed

(01:20:46):
a bunch of people for the money, as Gimpy alluded, I would be
like, I, this feels weird. No way, man, we're paying
for this vacation. What blood money? Yeah? I try not to think
about it. I don't know.Maybe I have too much empathy. Maybe
I can't get out of I'm aroomba in a corner. I don't know,
but I can't. I wouldn't beable to let let go of that

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Jean Bene Ramsey. Of course,now we think it was probably the brother
in a fit of rage. Yeah, that's what I feel like. The
consensus is they just can't prove it. I thought there was some new information
that came out on that, Okay, every week, I feel like,
well, what is it? Then? If it comes out every week,
there should be a ton of newinformation, you too, it never goes

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anywhere, so right, Well,I think about the other the black Dollia.
There were over sixty leads, soa lead doesn't necessarily mean anything.
What do you got? It wasa convicted pedophile. I remember seeing this
a while back as who they thinkactually did it. As I'm scrolling through

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the article here, Michael Vale wentto high school with the now convicted pedophile
Gary Olivia. Gary Olivia is thepedophile, and and they believe that the
not in the paint brush point toGary, as the killer has said.
Olivia, once considered a suspect inthe case, allegedly confessed to the crime

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in a series of letters. Hehad a fixation with knots and nooses that
would appear in his artwork even inhigh school. It says here that I
guess his buddy, you know,when we were in school, Gary used
to creep into homes, buildings andclassrooms and steal art supplies, paint brushes,
gluse, et cetera. Says thechild was strangled with a rope affixiated

(01:22:34):
by a not to a broken paintbrush handle. I don't understand how that
that that is even the idea thatheat, because there was no sign of
anybody getting the house right right,right. But if this guy has been
sneaking into people's houses since he wasin high school, okay, and now
he's old or whatever, it probablya professional sneaker, But he wasn't then.

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This happened a long time ago.Yeah, this happened in the nineties,
that's what I'm saying, you know, and this was before. But
he was in high school then,is what I'm say. He wasn't in
high school at that time, No, he was. He was out of
high school at that time. Andthen, you know, used to sneak
in the house is back in theday when he was in high school.
But he graduated. Creepy Geary heresneaking and being a professional sneaker that he

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is, snakes and kills her.I don't know, Yeah, I just
know that there was some new stuffthat came out and it's this geary gang.
I just remember that that letter theydid, they did the handwriting analysis,
and the letter that was left asthe ransom note matched the mother's handwriting.
Yeah, but there's been handwriting analysis. Isn't an exact science, right,

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There have been times that they've thoughtthat, and you know, it's
kind of like for a while theythought blood spatter was an exact science,
and that's not right. Lie detectorsand stuff like that. All Right,
we gotta take a break. We'llbe back. Tell us this morning show.
No, yeah, he's coming rightback. Morning show. Tells us
Rock Station ninety seven five KMOT,Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning

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Show. We have been led tobelieve that some of the more academically intelligent
people go to Harvard or teach atHarvard, right, Yeah, very prestigious.
Yes. So, a guy wholooks at stars has made a statement

(01:24:39):
about aliens that I have never contemplatedbut makes sense as a possibility. He
says that aliens may be creating theentire universe and labs that we are in
huh, we're all in a petridish. So the idea that we're all

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the simulation played out to the ideathat the simulation is created by the aliens,
and that we're in a little lab. Okay, a little lab.
That's why we don't see them.That's why things like Bigfoot exist, right
right, they're testing the simulation.Okay, the crazy unexplained thing that happens

(01:25:20):
in your life is all part ofa artificial simulation created by alien, an
alien experiment. And he this guyis currently on a one point five million
dollar mission to determine if a meteorthat crashed into the Pacific Ocean in twenty

(01:25:41):
fourteen is actually a UFO crash.And he's been given that much money to
see if that's wow. Wow,they give you money for that. Huh
oh yeah, here's a couple milliondollars go search the ocean. It feels
like a really weird amount of moneyto give. Did he ask for more?
And they're like, no, onepoint five is all you can get.

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So he's saying, a superhuman civilizationthat understands how to unify quantum mechanics
and gravity might actually be able tocreate a baby universe in a laboratory,
which is what this would be asimulation. And I like the theory of
this for a couple of reasons.One, there's just too many things you

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can't explain, right, right,So the idea that we're all standing,
you know, plugged into some machinebeing the energy for something feels a little
more within grasp. The other thingthat I like about this is if they're
these aliens are so intelligent, wouldn'tit make sense that they could do something

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like this. Yeah, and ifthey're much larger right than we are,
that would explain how pyramids got built. That would explain how Stonehenge was created,
you know, because to them,they're just tiny little pieces, tiny
little lego pieces, to their theirPetri dish. Right, they're introducing things

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to see how the reaction is,and things like flying objects we can't identify.
Are them in certeen? If youwill new things into the experiment,
Okay, I can buy that,you know, maybe a hand reaching by
to put something in. And I'mnot saying, listen, my vested interest

(01:27:35):
in this is about a two becauseI don't I if it is, I
can't control it. I'm not gonnawaste a bunch of energy on it before
a show where we do the thingcalled conspiracy theory Thursday. I like it.
I think it's money because again,considered to be an academically intelligent human

(01:27:57):
being, yes, based off career. Right, then you have to get
there. He says this stuff,people go okay, right, because he's
got the name tag to him.But if he didn't have that name tag
to him, the Harvard name,the guy would be bad as crazy.
If this was a guy on thecorner of the street asking for a couple

(01:28:17):
of dollars, or can I havean umbrella because it's hot? Is an
armpit out here? Right, thenwe would totally be doing exactly what gimp
be saying. Discounting what he says. Absolutely. But that's my point is
that this guy says it and yougo okay. And here's the other part.
If he's cheese is sliding off thecracker, yeah, which you could

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make the argument if you're intelligent,your cheese is off the cracker, that's
what makes you intelligent. I digressthat to get him removed from his job
would take steps and time, yeah, which would allow him time to publish
articles and pieces right and say thingslike a crazy person on the street asking
for an umbrella because it's not hisan arm pit outside. Yeah, absolutely,

(01:29:02):
but do it while you're still atHarvard, and then people think,
oh, this guy's brilliant. Evena jilted girlfriend, we'll say things that
aren't true or boyfriend that aren't trueafter a breakup or in the midst of
a breakup. So why would thatnot happen in a job for whatever reason?

(01:29:23):
Right right? And you hear thesethings, and they're like, oh,
a professor, oh a whistleblower,right right, right right. But
just like I exhibited this morning,not all teachers are great. You know,
just because he's a professor doesn't meanhe couldn't be an alcoholic or yeah,
high on crack or just eats abunch of mushrooms and LSD all the

(01:29:45):
time. You know. That's whatmakes him, you know, think outside
of the box. Yesh, yeah, you know, but he's still he's
still human. I hear you,And okay, so how do you safeguard
that. Let's interview some of thestudents. The students would be like,
man, he's a quack. Yeah, well that don't mean anything, right,
because kids hate teachers anyway. Well, in really smart people like truly
intelligent people that have shown in timeto be intelligent, especially reflection of history.

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Right, they're hard to understand.Some of the most creative people are
the most crazy because their thought processeslike way above ours. Right, It's
totally different than what a normal personquote unquote normal person would right, because
they're people, they're thinking way outsidethe box. No, they're or they're
people. Right. You can figureout how to put some tungsten in a
vacuum sealed piece of glass and alsobe like and durp and dirt right right.

(01:30:39):
That doesn't make but that makes youintelligent in hindsight. Right JFK consider
one of the more calmer minds whenit came to figuring out how to deal
with a blockade and avert Russian advancementof war. Also huge philanderer, right
right, right, because people bepeople, donc Convertibles were a great ride.

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I don't think he had a callon that. I don't think he
did. I think the idea togo who would shoot the president like that
was a real thought, Like,well, no, people, people had
trust that you won't do that muchlike the idea, No one who would
ever think someone would go shoot upa school, right, Well, we're

(01:31:23):
all good morals, no, peoplebe people. Absolutely. I would thinks
muffin is a real thing. Itain't just kids books. You would think
that maybe after the whole Abe Lincolnthing, that'd be like, you know,
well, yeah, it's possible apresident could get shot. You know,
maybe we should put him in acompletely enclosed car. The pope back

(01:31:44):
then, did he ride around stillin a bulletproof glass? No, that
wasn't until win after he got shot. I was gonna say. I was
gonna say even back then, thePope was like, oh, maybe I
should probably know after Kennedy happened,and he still went right, because again
people like whoa, why, what'ssomeone shot him? Right? And then
they do right, because we're veryreactionary. We wait till it's happened to

(01:32:08):
us, right, until we doanything. I would love. And here's
the other part too. They didn'thave briefings like they do now. Right.
The downside, the Secret Service canonly do what they know, right,
or security group can only do whatthey could know. It's not what
they don't know, right, Sothey have to adapt after the fact.

(01:32:32):
Right, how do you learn somethingYou skin some knees or blow off some
heads. Right. It wasn't untilReagan got shot they're like, we gotta
keep people further back, right,get another president that's gotten shot. Right.
It wasn't until Lincoln got popped inthe back of the head that they're
like, maybe he should have acouple more guys, right, and also
a dedicated group, right called theSecret Service. Right, let's take those

(01:32:59):
people looking for fake money and let'smake them in charge of protecting the president.
Like everybody's gonna have something to do. Can you imagine, Like they're
just looking for you know, colonialConfederate colonial fake money, counterfeit money,
and like they're like, okay,what are we gonna do? Man,
We're gonna go over to Massachusetts.I heard they have some of that Pennsylvania

(01:33:23):
money. And they're like, butthey want to talk to us in DC.
What about what? I don't know? All Right, So we get
on our train. It's literally onthe way. Yeah, we get there,
right, We get there and they'relike, hey, how's the money?
Think? Yeah, crazy about thepresident? Huh yeah, that'll work
out. Uh, here's the thing. We wanna not pay you more and

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expand your job responsibility. Okay,like maybe go to the Carolinas or Virginia.
No, we want you to protectthe president. I just know about
paper yeah, about that? Aboutthat? Can you can you jump in
front of a bullet? Right?Right? What do you know about uprisings?

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Right? What do you know aboutsore losers? Oh? You know,
I'm known to be one from timeto time. I've started an uprising
once or twice. I think Igot it. Yeah, basically, just
right. How are you at identifyingbad actors figuratively and literally? Right?
Reference? Yeah, I think aboutthat sometimes too. And when anytime you

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see a thing about Lincoln and bythe way, he got shot in the
head and they're like, carry him, get him out of here, because
this is in danger. Forget hisbrain oozing out of his face right,
just dripping all over the Yes,and then they take him to a which,
by the way, the man wastaller than the average person at that
time. He wasn't seven feet tall, but he was taller than the average

(01:34:55):
person. And so they put himin a bet. He's not tall enough
for big enough for him. Sohe's hanging off the edge on his deathbed.
Yeah, just using just a bunchof patrons. That's it. You're
there to see you know this,this play and the next thing you know,
you're like, I'm involved, damnit, damn it's should have just

(01:35:17):
stayed on. And by the way, he was hated, I'm getting off
on a tangent. He was hatedso bad they buried him and people dug
him up to the point where theyhad to cement him into a wall because
he was hated so bad. Guys, he can't be digging up the president.
You can't be digging up the presidentwas a phrase. There was a
meaning of how do we stop himright? Just case him in concrete and

(01:35:41):
we'll send out a memo. Youcan't be digging up president. He can
we stop right? All right,I digress. We gotta take a break.
We'll be back. The Big ManMorning Show returns next, tells this
morning, good morning, It's theBig Mad Morning Show. Nine one,

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eight four six zh kmod CANASO textBMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two, nine four five. Joining us right now is our friend
from the Tulsa Drillers, mister MikeMalega, Hello, sir, how are
you. I'm doing great? Goodmorning. It's great to hear from you.
The Drillers back in action next weekand to have a home stand over

(01:36:28):
Labor Day pretty special down at OneOak Field. Yeah, it'd be great.
You know, we've missed a lotof this hot weather. It looks
like it's gonna cool off next week, so hopefully we're gonna take advantage and
welcome the guys back to town.We've been on the road for two weeks
and do them pretty well. We'vewon six out of eight on the road,
So starting to play a lot betterbaseball here. You know, my
wife was recently in Midland and theywent to a game there and she shared

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with me how special it is thatwe have a stadium like one Oak Field.
Can you allude to how lucky weare to be able to go down
and see the Tulsa Drillers in actionat one Oak You know, I mean,
like I'm biased obviously, Gordon,but you know, we love this
ballpark and we love this setting indowntown. It's just grown up all around
us on this side of downtown eversince we moved here. So yeah,

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I mean, I put, Iput the experience that coming downtown for dinner
or drinks and then coming to aDrillers game as good as any minor league
experience in the Texas League, nodoubt about it. Yeah, so if
you get a chance, you shouldgo down there and see the future stars
in baseball play at one oak Field. And you guys even are gonna do
a State Fair t shirt game,which is pretty cool. We got fireworks
bark in the park. It's goingto be a special Labor Day weekend down

(01:37:33):
at one oak Field. Yeah.Absolutely, we're loaded for bear. You
know, obviously we love to goall in on fireworks on the holiday weekend.
So next Friday, Saturday, andSunday leading up into Labor Day,
we're gonna have fireworks. Next Thursdaynight's gonna be great too. We're giving
away fifty five inch TVs every inning, so nine TVs throughout the course of
the nights. You got to comeout and register to win those. But

(01:37:55):
you know, we're gonna have ninefans leaving with some you know, really
really awesome TVs. And and ofcourse we got our our three dollars Tuesdays
where we're gonna have three dollars tickets, nine dollars and eighteen cent tickets in
the seating bowl so you can geta seat right behind home. Played for
nine to eighteen and you know,and then Bark in the park on Wednesday
and then two dollars beers on Thursday. So yeah, it should be an
action pack week. Tulsa Drillers dotcom to get your tickets to see them

(01:38:16):
in action down at one Oak Field. All right, let's talk some other
Major League baseball O. Tany anda tear in his arm and he's done
pitching? Is that it? Arewe done? Seeing the history being made
by him? You think for thisyear? I would say, but yeah,
that's uh, that's tough. Idon't know. I just caught that
news, and I don't know whatthey're going to have to do for him.

(01:38:36):
I mean, if he has tohave surgery, then he's gonna have
to sit out a whole year,and you feel terrible for the guy.
He's been unbelievable and he's going intoa free agency season. He's pretty much
gonna get to pick and choose wherehe goes, probably to a bigger market
or you know, a more popularteam, and then you get an injury
like this that comes up. SoI'm hopeful that he will he will be

(01:38:57):
able to avoid surgery, and wherewe haven't seen the last him pitching.
I don't think we have, butwe might not see him for a little
bit while he gets healthy. Becausehe's a guy that even if he never
pitches again ever, he would bea great hitter or fill in batter,
or maybe they put him somewhere else, I mean his base. Even if
he never pitches again, his baseballcareer is not even close to being over
right, absolutely, no question,you know. I mean he's an outfield

(01:39:18):
or and he's an athlete. Imean you watch the guy run the basses.
I mean he steals bags. He'san athlete. They just protect him
by not playing him in the outfieldbecause he's a pitcher too, so they
d h him to give his bodyas much rest as he can in between
starts. If he was not topitch, I'm sure that he would he
would slot right back into a rightfield job. Let's talk about your New

(01:39:42):
York Yankees. There's hasn't been thesexiest year for them, but there was
a gleam of hope the other nightwith Aaron Judge has his first career three
game home run. As to kindof give some highlights for her Yankees.
Yeah, well, I mean,yeah, not the sexiest of seasons.
Is like the understatement of the year, like, we're as bad as we've

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been in thirty years. So yeah, it's been rough, a rough go,
but I guess we've all had itcoming as Yankee fans. A lot
of people love to hate Yankee fans, so all right, this is where
we're getting that this year. Sobut yeah, Judge three home runs last
night, that's big. It's firsttime he's ever done that, So that's
exciting. And again, you know, it's good to have him back and
healthy. It's good for the gameof baseball, not only just Yankee fans,

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but it's good to have him firingon all cylinders for sure, because
he's a special player. Yeah,they were on a nine game streak.
If they would have lost, itwould have been the ten straight losses,
would have been the worst slump sincenineteen thirteen, one hundred and ten years.
Yeah, those stats. Every timeI turn around, I read one
of those stats. There's a lotof real bad runs going on with the

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Yankees. So it was nice tobreak the break the curse here last night
and get start a win. Idon't know if it would have mattered,
though, because the Yankees are kindof a unique team, right, like
when it comes to tolerance of losing. It isn't the Royals where they're going,
well, well we're rebuilding. TheYanks aren't going to come out and
say that there do you do youthink the organization has a paid a patience
for that are not a patience youknow. I like when I was growing

(01:41:11):
up and George Steinbrenner was the ownerand there was absolutely zero patients. We'd
probably be on our third manager thisseason. You know, there was no
patience for mediocrity, let alone losing. So you know nowadays, yeah,
they're a lot more patient and there'scertainly not going to be in a rebuilding.
They're not going to ever talk aboutrebuilding. They'll just go and try
to you know, they'll throw awaysome dollars and they'll and they'll try to
just compete for next year. Butthey got to fire somebody. I mean,

(01:41:33):
I'm sure it's coming. Either theGM or the or the manager.
I've got to go. And finally, we're speaking with Mike Malega from the
Tulsater Dillers Back in action next weekTulsa Drillers dot com to get your tickets.
I wanted to bring up the messierthing happening down in Miami because from
a business sports management standpoint, thisis a special thing happened in Miami and

(01:41:53):
just for soccer in America because peopleare going to games in ways that have
never happened in professional soccer in theStates. It's exciting to watch, right,
Oh my god, it's incredible.I mean like it's captivated me.
And I mean like I like soccerto a degree, but I really don't
follow MLS, really never have followedMLS. But it's like, Okay,

(01:42:13):
when's the next Inner Miami match.I gotta see what's up. Okay,
let's check Twitter. Did he scorea goal? Did he'll do something amazing?
And of course there he goes again. You know last night he you
know, ties the game with likethe most perfect assist ever, you know,
in the in the killing moments ofthe match. So it's remarkable.
And their tickets are going for likethousands of dollars anywhere that they go and
play. So it's it's a boomfor the MLS for sure. Yeah,

(01:42:36):
it's put a highlight on them ina way that nobody expected. Is it
a mismatch? Is this he's sogood? And the other players at the
professional level in America aren't at thatcaliber? Or is he just a special
athlete? I think, you knowa little of both. Maybe. I
mean, it's obviously a special athlete. I mean one of the greats of

(01:42:57):
all time. I mean, arguablymaybe the greatest. But he you know,
he's thirty six years old, youknow what I mean. So he's
done dominating this league. Like he'slike Michael Jordan at twenty four and he's
dominating the league. So there's definitelya disparity in the talent levels, and
you know, maybe this is thespringboard that they need to get more of
those high quality players staying in theUS. You know. So I think

(01:43:19):
he's gonna be He's gonna be bigfor the sport for for the next two
or three years, as long asthese days. Yeah, well, I
enjoyed talking sports with you. TellSterrillers back in action next week. Make
sure hit telst Sterrillers dot com getyour tickets and Mike hab a great weekend.
You two. Thanks Corbyn, talkyou guys soon. We'll be back.

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Good morning, It's the Big MadMorning Show nine one eight four six
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On Thursdays, we kind of doa top five of random things.
Let's see what today's top list is. It's hyperid morning, Soo's top list,

(01:44:57):
random topics, randomly drawn, it'srandom rings. Now here's Corbyn gibing
in Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's top list is blockbuster movies
you've never seen. Blockbuster movies you'venever seen. Let's piss some people off.
Go ahead, lindsay. Number fiveAvatar, you've never seen any of
them. That feels odd because Ifeel like you've even talked about the second

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one. I rode the ride andwhen we went to Disney and that's about
it. Huh. Never seen theBlue People, Okay, it's all right.
Yeah, I don't know. It'sbeautiful, Like it's a beautiful movie
in terms of the colors and everything. Great on mushroom, that's it.
Yeah. Number four I saw thefirst Fast and Furious film and two through

(01:45:46):
ten or however many more. Neverseen the rest of them. One and
done for me, okay, Yeah. Number three Lord of the Rings.
Huh, it's good if you gothalf a day to sit down and watch
not a single one. Number twoI didn't read the books and I haven't

(01:46:11):
seen any of the Twilight series.Really. Yeah, that feels like in
your wheelhouse? Is it because you'rein a house of boys and they would
have never been able to watch it. Possibly because I do like like the
vampires. I was really big intoTrue Blood, but I hadn't. Yeah,
Twilight was just not and I understand, to my understanding, it's not

(01:46:33):
just vampires in Twilight. There's Well, you read the books, so you
would I didn't. I did notread. Oh I thought you said you
read the books. Oh, okay, did not. Uh. And finally
number one, Mission Impossible. Noneof them? None of them? Nope.
My husband's watched them, and Ibelieve our oldest is watched them,

(01:46:54):
but not me. Where are youand they're watching you? Feel like a
Tom Cruise mark. I'm not ahuge fan. I love Top Gun,
I liked Maverick. I like someof the other eighties movies that he's done,
Risky Business, Cocktail, those,but not I've just never seen Mission
Impossible. Okay, we Are theWorlds. I liked that one. Jerry

(01:47:15):
McGuire, Yeah, Jerry McGuire notmy favorite chick flick, if that's considered
a chick flick. But yeah,Mission Impossible. Just never seen it.
And I know it's big. Iknow it's it's awesoan size. And they
have a new one coming out likenumber what six or seven? I think
they're on. I think it's liketen. Oh wow, Okay, yeah,
I don't know. I am nota Tom Cruise fan. I particularly

(01:47:40):
I don't like him, but man, his movies are awesome. Yeah,
he's solid. Yes, yeah,his movies and the Mission Ipossible. The
last Mission Impossible was unbelievable. Yeah, this new one's supposed to be even
better. I'll have to take yourword for it, Ben. Matt Damon
tells this great story of talking withTom, having dinner with Tom Cruise and
talking about stump movies, and MattDamon goes, how do you do your

(01:48:05):
stunt movie? He's like, well, I sit down with the stunt coordinator
and I tell him what I wantto do And he was like, wow,
how does that go? And hewalks in through it and he's like
the first one was like well,we can't do that. He's like,
so what'd you do? How didyou end up pulling up? He's like,
well, I got a different stuntcoordinator like he just because he's he's
Tom Cruise, he can do whateverhe wants, right, And Matt Damon

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goes on to say, man,if it were me, I'd be like,
well, I guess we're not doingit. He says, I can't
do it. Yeah, all right, we're doing top list, We're doing
blockbuster movies. You've never seen GimpyNumber five, the New Mario movie.
It seems like there's a lot ofpeople that have watched it and I have
not, And that's probably because Idon't want to go to a theater to
watch it. I may watch itwhen it comes out, I mean it's

(01:48:48):
out. I think, what isit? Peacock, peacock y. I
don't have peacock, So I'm gonnawait till it's like, you know,
T and T or something. Yeah, I don't have a desire to see
it. I don't, I don't. I'm not sure what the appeal is,
right. I think it's just becauseif you're a video game nerd or
you know, the kids would likeit because it's Mario. I don't know.

(01:49:09):
I don't know. I'd rather watchthe original Mario Brothers movie from like
the early nineties. Here is hereit is for me on this movie because
it's a big movie. This Forsome reason, this one's been a big
movie. I'm not even sure who'sin it except for Jack Black. That's
the only one I know. Heplays Bowser. That's it. Okay,
Yeah, I don't know who else. I don't know. I couldn't tell

(01:49:30):
you who plays Mario or Luigi orthe Princess or yeah to me that that
feels necessary to be a blockbuster,right, I need to know who the
star is. Wow, I meanit's got It's got Chris Pratt, that's
Mario listen. I'm sure they're bignames in it. KLi Day is Luigi
really yeah, Seth Rogan is DonkeyKong. But that's what I'm saying,

(01:49:51):
Like those are just you would thinkthat would stand out. Can your girls
play Mario? Right, Mario Kart? Yeah, yeah, they probably would
enjoy it most people, I don'tknow, animated or something like that.
Again, I don't know anything it'sabout, right, Like Spider Man across
the Spider Verse, I know whatit's about. It's about Spider Man,
yeah, and and him seeing allthe other Spider Man right outside of that.

(01:50:15):
Yeah. Uh number four here,Black Panther. Yeah. I like
comic book movies. I do,I do, But Black Panthers just one
that I haven't gotten into seeing andand I don't I don't know if I
would. I mean, whatever psthem. I think, you know,
you get a little too much likeI like The Avengers, okay, and

(01:50:35):
I liked uh, I like variousother comic Deadpool, X Men, stuff
like that, but I think sometimesit gets oversaturated in comic book movies.
But number three is Skyfall. Ihaven't watched really any of the recent Bond

(01:50:58):
movies with Daniel Craig. I'm sureI've watched maybe like one of his first
two or three whatever, you know, one or two. But that's a
huge movie and I and I haven'twatched it yet. I am a Bond
dork. I think it's some ofthe best espionage movies ever done and evolved
over time so well. And Skyfallsgood. Not as good as Casino Royale

(01:51:19):
with Craig. Okay, Okay,dude, some of the scenes you're like
these, I mean when they cameout, you're like, these are amazing.
Yeah, and then Tom Cruise doesit something and you're like, Tom
Cruise did it better? Yeah,he does. Mission. I think the
action in Mission Impossible movies is betterthan the action in Bond movies. Bond

(01:51:39):
movies could easily go on my listas well of ones you've never seen.
Yeah, yeah, well they weren't. And you went. Number two,
The Joker with the Phoenix, Okay, And I'm seeing the commercials and it
looks great. And I'm okay,I've seen clips on the TikTok, but
I've never sat down and actually watchedthe entire movie, so I've never really

(01:52:01):
actually seen it. Uh. HeathLedger made the hype for that movie,
and I thought it was stupid.Really yeah, I didn't get it.
Okay, I didn't get it.I think Joaquin Phoenix does great in it.
Yeah, but overall, I'm like, what's happening here? I've heard
it's like kind of arts he comparedto like, you know, other stuff,
other joker stuff or whatever. Uh. And then number one here,

(01:52:21):
Number one blockbuster I've never seen inmy life at all whatsoever, and I
probably never will is Frozen. Iain't seen the first one, ain't seen
the second one. I ain't seenany of the spinoffs. I don't want
to build a snowman. I'm goodgood. Frozen number one. When he

(01:52:43):
was putting this list together, Iwas thinking, well that pop, that's
the first one that came to mind. So yeah, and you would think,
you know, Yeppy, you gotkids and you've had small kids and
dadda dada da. Yeah, Nope, never watched Frozen, never will.
Here's some texts coming in top fiveblockbusters in ever seen all Marvel movies,
Number five Dirty Dancing, Twilight,any top Gun, Maverick, and number

(01:53:05):
one Titanic. Wow, never seenDirty Dancing. Huh man, it doesn't
like pedophile movies because she's a childin that movie. Right, we're doing
top lists blockbuster movies you've never seen? Number five for me Tropics under okay,
love that movie? Uh? Nodesire, I yeah, that's all.

(01:53:30):
I got. No desire all these. There's no desire for me to
see any of these movies. Someof them will change as my youngest gets
older because of the genre she likes. So number four Suicide Squad, Okay,
I don't care. I don't careabout cartoon movies, comic book characters.
I don't care. It used likeSpider Man used to be on this

(01:53:51):
list. My youngest love spider Man. So I've been watching Spider Man movies.
Spider Man across the Spider Verse.If that's the first one that came
out like five years ago, isphenomenal. The second one that just came
out is okay, So I'm gettinginto them by proxy. I say,
it wasn't there two suicide squads?Yes, sure, you got the one

(01:54:15):
with Harley Quinn or whatever. Andthen they got the second one, the
Suicide Squad, and that's got JohnCena in it. And I tried watching
that one because I liked the originalSuicide Squad, And then I tried watching
the other one. I had itrecorded on the DVR, but every time
I went to play it, itstarts off in Spanish, and like it

(01:54:38):
just runs in Spanish, Like Idon't think that I had a recording on
because it's you. It's regular HBO, right, But then like something would
happen and it would glitch, andthen it would go to instead of all
my DVR to on demand, andI'm playing it's Spanish, and I'm like,
I don't understand what they're saying.I don't know what's going on here.
How long ago did you record itor get it? Oh? Shoot,

(01:55:00):
that was a year or so ago. No, I mean like from
when you recorded it to when youwatched it, because sometimes you'll record it
and then it'll the algorithm will justgo to the one that's available, and
in this case it might be justthe Spanish one. Yeah, but yes,
yeah, I don't know, butthat wouldn't make sense. Then number
three on my list of blockbuster movies. I've never seen iron Man any of
them. Okay, again, don'tcare. No knock on Robert Downey.

(01:55:28):
I'm sure Bob's great in it,just not does not appeal to me.
But you're not a fan of comicbook movies. Yeah, as a fan,
I thought it was I thought theywere pretty good. I'm sure they
are. None of these are thatI think the movie's gonna be bad.
It's just not my genre. Numbertwo Avengers, not seeing one Avenger movie,
and I'm aware with how massive theyare. When people talk about the

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celebrities, the star, the Alisters that have played characters in some of
these, I'm like, okay,does nothing for me. Number one might
be about spite because I don't likethe star of this franchise because I think
he's a douche and I don't thinkhe's a great actor all the time.

(01:56:12):
I think sometimes he thinks he's sucha great actor that he over extends himself
and it makes the character unwatchable.And I can give you plenty of examples
of that. For me, thisis one of those characters, and that's
Pirates of the Caribbean. I thinkthere are times when Depp can be a
great actor, but sometimes he justgoes so far over the top, like
with Wonka, this the Lone Ranger, and he's just like, what's happening.

(01:56:41):
I don't get like, I don'teven believe. I don't even believe
you. You're wearing the costume.Well, but it just doesn't do it
for me. I feel like that'sas those are. Those roles are Chris
Burton films, though, like whenyou go, yeah, thank you,
great movies aren't near as good.He's weird. For a minute, Chris
was like, yeah, I believeI think that that's how the Tim Burton

(01:57:05):
films are. He goes over thetop in those. That's fair. Edward
Scissor hands a little over the top. Did Chris do the Lone Ranger?
I don't think he did. Idon't see a Lone Ranger. It looked
horrible to me. I feel likeI'm giving you three references and only one

(01:57:26):
of them that I'm aware of asa Tim Burton one. Yeah, that
was not a Tim Burton movie.I didn't think so Gore Verbinski for him
to be in a movie like inDonnie Brascoe, he's money in Blow,
he's great. I don't think heover extends. I see him as a
character. I'm like, yeah,that's he's a great Those are great characters.

(01:57:48):
Obviously, Gilbert Grape where he's anormal human being is quite good.
But when he gets out over what'sthe movie? Where is it the window?
Where he is a writer and he'sreally crazy. He's crazy and he
doesn't know it. Yeah, he'sgreat in that. Yeah, but some
of these other rules, some ofthese other characters he plays, I'm like,
I don't know, I'll want tofocusing on is how cheesy this is,

(01:58:12):
how over the top. This iskind of like Fear and Loathing where
he played Hunter ros Thompson. Idon't like that movie. You know,
he's a little over the top onthat one. He's just like I get
it right in Vegas. Yeah.Uh some texts coming in, someone said,
I thought you're gonna say Deadpool.Uh, what's his face in that
movie? To me is exactly howyou explain you feel about Johnny Depp and

(01:58:33):
Pirates. I think Deadpool is greatfor me. I get wrapped up in
the story of how Deadpool became amovie, and and you see it played
out at a time when nobody wasdoing comic book movies like that. That's
what makes that movie entertaining. Ihave not seen Deadpool too in order to
have a desire to all the Avengermovies. I've never seen one, and

(01:58:53):
I don't care to see them.All Mission Impossible movies. Not a big
fan of Tom Cruise. Never seenThe Godfather or Scarface. Wow. Never
seen Top Gun, Poulter Cheist,No Country for Old Men, The Godfather,
or Scarface. The Butterfly Effect wasthat a blockbuster? Uh? Pulp

(01:59:15):
fiction movies, Jaws, Top Gun, et, Some Quentin Tarantino movies I
think, look, okay, somedon't. I didn't see I saw half
of the first Kill, Bill Sault, none of the second one. I've
never seen the the one with JamieFox and Leonardo DiCaprio Jo Django. I

(01:59:38):
haven't seen the one where they're inLa Things to Do in La when You're
Dead or whatever it's called with BradPitt and Leo Something Ways to Die in
Hollywood or something. Yeah, thosetype of movie. Again. Sometimes those
movies just get a little over thetop. But I mean some of the
reservation. Reservoir Dogs is unbelievably goodpulp fiction. The one Heat that came

(02:00:00):
out with with the They're in thebuilding and it's snowing. Oh man,
I Forget is a fantastic one.Yeah. So some of the movies I
think you're good. Some of themare like, oh God, Glorious Bastards
is fantastic. That's solid movie.Yeah. But I'm not an automatic like
Brady is a huge Quentin Tarantine.He'll see a movie just because it's Quentin

(02:00:21):
Tarantino. Right. I'm trying tothink who I'm loyal to when it comes
to movies like by director. Wise, I don't think I am like some
people go see Marvel movies, doesn'tmatter, they'll go see him full stop,
right because it's a Marvel movie orwhatever, or a Quentin Tarantino movie.
I'm not that person. I don'tthink I'm dedicated to any kind of

(02:00:43):
director or anything like that either.I don't think I've not seen an m
Night Shamalan movie. Yeah, we'vetalked about him, yeah, but I
mean, yeah, I know,I don't think I've not seen any of
his movies, Like I think you'venever missed one yet. Yeah. Okay,
so I feel like I'm I'm prettydedicated to them. Okay, but
is that the same as I gosee them regardless, like I want to

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see the m Night Shamalan movie,or do you just happen to be like
that looks interesting to me and yougo see it. You've seen The Happening,
Yeah, yep, it's about love. That one, it's yeah,
it's good. I've seen about allof them here, well, I guess
not. I'm saying about maybe halfof them. I've never seen the Visit.

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Oh that one was good too.Yeah, I haven't seen Lady in
the Water. I've seen Signs.I love the Unbreakable Glass Split that series,
right there, Austin, you've seenAfter Earth, lindsay, you've seen
Unbreakable? Yep, it's all Unbreakable, The Village, Ye, wide awake,

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praying with anger? No, thenyou have missed it. Looks like
have you seen Old Oh yeah,yeah, that one's weird. Yeah it
was. It was good, thoughit's not a movie in the lineage of
his movies. It ain't even topfive. No, no, yeah,
So to be good, you've gotto be in that threshold. I think.

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nine one eight four six zero KMODcan also text BMMS learn then what you
want to say to eight five.I know this is gonna appeal to Gimpie
and it may make him change toget an iPhone because apparently, only on
Apple devices now is a new appcalled Text with Jesus. Oh right there

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you It's not the real Jesus,but it is artific visual intelligence, so
you can speak with or talk withversions of Jesus, Satan and other heavenly
hosts of Biblical figures, to whichmy response is why that's a good question.

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I mean, why can't you justtalk to him without having to go
too through an app or use afake version? You know, they use
the text of the Bible to provideresponses to any questions. If you expect
fire and brimstone from the devil,the response will not be that he's all
light and love, which feels againstBut what Okay, three dollars a month

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users can unlock premium features, right, and it's only available on Apple devices.
Well that's nice. I could staythere. I I just I'm not
clear on like what you would ask. Because my understanding of think when you're
like having trouble with something is thejourney through the Bible or the passages in

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the Bible is part of getting tothe place. Right. It's not a
how do you fringe braid hair rightlike you would YouTube video? Right.
My understanding is like when you're goingthrough a troublesome time or need clarity and
the help of some higher power,that it is that journey that is part

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of the remedy, not a deposittwenty five cents. I'll tell you what
the answer is, right, right, right, another way to make some
money. It seems more psychic network. Yes, it feels like they're praying
on people that are very religious,right, vulnerable, Yeah, they probably
are, probably are, yeah,desperate, more desperate people because you speak

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to when you speak to Jesus,you pray. That's how you communicate through
prayer. Well, not necessarily notyour answers, Now, that's what it
is. Instead of waiting for theanswer, it gets you your instant answer.
Yeah, I am flabbric. Iguess I shouldn't be shocked by it.

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I should be shocked that people tryto take your money or that they've
created an AI version of X justinsert whatever here. You know, it's
like, okay, okay, we'retalking to a computer. Why can't you
just be like, hey, Siri, what's the meaning of life? Hey?
Hey Google? Why am I here? You know? Hey Google,

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what do I do with this problem? I mean, I can understand,
I can I can understand that maybethey would not want Satan to say,
yeah, puncher in the face orwhatever, you know if now, I
think that would be kind of interestingand more probably honest, you know,
insincere, right of like I'm havingtrouble with a co worker? How should

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I handle it? And you getdo you want a Satanic response? Right?
Like we do with like logical inthe nuclear right right? Right?
The Satanic response would be like,hey, here's your choices, what you
could do? What you should do? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Or
maybe do they also use like anegg plant emoji or a GTFO or right

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short text of something, yeah,something like something like that, right yeah?
Maybe? So I don't know.This whole AI thing is just weird
as it is anyway, Yeah,I don't know. I think it's awesome.
It could be. But they showeda woman this morning on the news
dude that hadn't sheet because of whateverinjury happened to her. She hadn't spoken

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in twenty years, and from AI, using videos that they had had over
time of her talking, took heraudio, put it in there and connected
it to her brain and can helpmake her talk and logical. Excellent talk
with her husband, who she hasn'tspoken to in twenty years. Think of

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the joy he's getting, the family'sgetting of hearing her voice speak to him.
My god, I haven't had todeal with you for twenty years,
and now you won't shut the fup. Yeah, that's you're not thinking
that if you're partner had a traumaticbrain injury and everything was good. Finally
I don't have to worry about thisbitch anymore. You know, like two

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years ago, they're like, oh, we don't think we're gonna get there,
and he's like that's fine, Well, good, appreciate the try.
Good, it's all good. Goddamn, Like, isn't this great?
And he's like, yeah, awesome. So I saw that I'll be at
the ceremony. A TikTok video outthere. It's like your deaf husband or
whatever. He put an implant inand he finally hear his wife's voice whatever,

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and he starts screaming, no,no, take it out, take
it out. No, He's like, what is it a two loud?
No? Her voice is the northyOh I love a good cliche. Right,
it's possible, could happen. I'mjust saying, yeah, I don't

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think it's possible. I think thatwhen you haven't been a but especially if
you could hear and then lost yourhearing, Yeah, yeah, finally get
it back. Yes, but yougot to you gotta readapt. Man,
You've already you've had to adapt fromhaving it and then losing it, right,
and then you got to readapt tonot having it, and they go
back to having it again. Mostof us have never had to adapt to

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losing a sense, You're right,So of the people that can handle the
adaption, it's definitely those that havealready lost it, right, they are
already one hundred percent better at itthan we are. Absolutely, I would
argue it's a hard way harder todeal with the loss of hearing or vision
or smell or whatever than it isto regain it. Right, blow you

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away, especially if you lost yoursmell, right, your sense of smell
and all of a sudden they gotthat to where it comes back. You
just go through life and everything's youknow, you don't smell anything, and
then all of a sudden, you'relike, who craped their pants? Man,
if you could heighten one of yoursenses, not only the question would
be if you had to lose one, what would it be? But if
you could heighten one of your senses, what would it be? My hearing?

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Sorry, I mouthed something for theradio people to act like she couldn't
hear me. Why you don't thinkyou hear very well? No, I
don't disagree, gimpy. I thinkthat hearing would be terrible, right.
I don't want to hear the dogtalking, or like people in other rooms
having conversations that what is that whatwomen want? With mel Gibson, you
know, or even Bruce Almighty whenhe gets God powers or whatever, and

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he's like, all the thoughts arecoming through. Oh I couldn't handle that.
I didn't up hanging myself before theend of the day. Well that's
well, what like what women want? That was inner thoughts whatever. He's
still getting all these different voices,and that's what I'm talking about, getting
all these different voices coming from differentdirections and you don't know who's who or
what's what. I'm good on that, Or can you imagine a cricket in

(02:10:16):
the morning? Oh god, you'retrying to sleep, it's so loud.
Oh god, no. No.If I was to heighten one of my
sentence sentences one of my senses,it'd probably be vision. Yeah, so
like you can see either a furtherdistances or really zoom in and get like
super finite details of things. Yeah, that would be awesome. I think

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that'd be way more beneficial than thansuperhering. How about you, I don't
know, because there's a negative toany of them getting better? Right.
First of all, if I,like my vision got better, I would
be the one people come to tohelp find the needle in the haystack,

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if you will. Right, You'relike, yeah, hearing, we've already
addressed that. And smell sounds greatif you work in a bakery, absolutely,
But when you're at a gastronologist,oh god no, or an egg
farm, right, that's just thatmuch more. Yes. And then you
got touch right, which seems tobe all right. You're like, oh,

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what could be so bad about that? But everything's super sensitive. Nobody
can touch you at all whatsoever,because you're like, it would ruin sex
for me, Oh my god,wouldn't be done in like a nanosecond.
There's a character there's a TV showon Hulu called Extraordinary People, and it
is about superheroes that have bizarre powers. Like one person craps like a three
D printer and and so like whenguy needs a pin, he's like,

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I'll get you a pin and createsome pin. But one of them is
any touch this guy does gives womenorgasms, right, And he's like,
okay, And so he's very apprehensiveabout touching anyone, sorry, not just
women, men or women. Sohe doesn't want to touch Pe who doesn't
embrace his special power until much laterin the show. But that's what I

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don't want that. Yeah, thatsounds awesome. Like you know how sometimes
when you touch someone and you geta shock, okay, your feet on
the ground, static electricity, electricity, Like imagine if that happened, it
would be like getting electrocute a badnews mana news all the way around.
You think dall knives are sharp becauseyou're your fingers are so your hands are

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so sensitive to touch. Every everytime you like step on anything. You're
like a paper cut, you losea limb, krusty carpet, you're like,
because you're so sensitive, out ofall of them, maybe taste might
be the one sense that wouldn't bethat bad. I don't disagree. I

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think you have found I think youhave found the one right, because they're
the what's the downside? Bad thingstaste worse? Will often do you try
to eat? You know, badthings? Not very often? Here's the
downfall to that. You know,when you're driving down the road and like,
let's say a car in front ofyou's burning oil and you can smell
it. Sometimes you can taste it. You know that, I can see
that would be the downfall to that. Great for food, right, you

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really get all the ingredients and taste, Yeah, taste all of them.
But or when you're you're crossing theArkansas River bridge, Yeah, and it
smells like rotten assid fish over.Yeah, that's all your taste. No,
no, but that's just your aflactorynort nerves, right, that's not
that's that's your smell. That's nottaste, it's just you feel it's the
smells so intense. Yeah, yeah, so it's so intense you can taste

(02:13:41):
it and then it just magnifies itby Yeah, but you're not tasting it
though, is what I'm saying.Literally, Yeah, you're not literally tasting
it. Eating spicy would be probablytougher, that would probably right, Like,
is this is this bedazzled? It'sthe downfall, right, no matter
what it is, like sweet thingstaste super sweet. So all you do
is only end up eating like spinach, very neutral things. Potatoes no like

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not even like with nothing in them, nothing at all, parsnips. Right,
you're going to the nursing home fordinner every day? Yeah, like
I want to do is eat abean, right, mashed beans? No
Oaker's tastes like garbage. It's literallya weed. Yeah, I think there's
it's a bedazzled thing. There's nothere's no silver lining to any of them.

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Happy the way that it is.All Right, we gotta take a
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it's really good in the parking lotof lows would not be a phrase we'd
ever utter on the show. Apparentlythat's true. Uh. And I also
learned that we're all just rats anda Petri dish being told what to do.

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