BMMS 8-26-25

Welcome To Tuesday!!! There Are Odd Items You Can Take on A Plane, When You Get TP'd By A Hotdog, Watching Porn May Get You Headbutted, Death By Acid, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & The Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Contest!!!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker 7 (02:23):
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Good morning, Lindsay, Good, Good morning, Gimpy. Oh, good morning Corbyn. Yes,

(03:08):
we do have tickets to Rock Klahoma. We'll be giving
those away at seven point thirty. I told Gimpy, I'm
probably gonna have to bring a jacket it's gonna be
a jacket on kind of weekend. Well, it'll be both.
It'll be a jacket on and a jacket off.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, you just won't. How about a half off.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
I might need your help with jacket off, you think so.
I sometimes get my as I get older, my arm
my shoulders are really stiff, especially since my shoulder, So
I might need Lindsay or you to help jacket off.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
We've been together long enough. I will lend a little hands.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
You just get on board with that?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Did you just get on board with that? Lindsay Penny, who.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Will be here all week listener emails. We'll get to that.
We also have to tell the Truth, your chance to
get to know the show better. And uh, of course
Klahoma and and and we have a giveaway this week.
It'll be at Pucks our gingling flight flight to Fairway.

(04:16):
How does a badass golf cart sound? You want something
for your kids to drive around in so you don't
have to drive them?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Hooray go trigger treating yourself this year.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Uh, it is badass. It has all the cool features
you would want a golf cart to have. It's lifted right,
big tires, big tires, speaker system, awesome storage. It's badass.
And we're going to be giving that away at Pucks
on Wednesday. Last Chance qualifying starts at six. The giveaway
is at seven. Anything got Dad, get it all?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You hammer that pretty good?

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yeah. Lindsay posted a story over the weekend on the
nine five kmod Instagram. We talked about a news quickies
about lobsters on a plane that's not a new movie
with Samuel.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Jacksons on his mother lovel planelick click click, and that
sent me down a rabbit hole.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Of the things you can take on an airplane, they
just announced you can't take curt you can't check curling
irons or hair dryers, which sounds like a massive deal,
except they mean cordless. Yeah, because of the lithium battery
that's being checked. Oh it poses a wire, okay, yeah,

(05:34):
And but these are things that you can take on
a plane. TSA won't care.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Doesn't a cell phone have a isn't the.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Same, but it's on your person, so if it explodes
on you, you would be able to detect it.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
I think is the thing. We have luggage that we
didn't know this, but we bought luggage that has phone
like a battery charger thing in it, and we have
to take They make us take that out and carry
it with us, and we're like, so I just took
it out completely, but uh so yeah, they want to
make sure you're holding it. So should it turn, you know,

(06:12):
catch on fire, they can deal with it pretty fast.
Did you see that there was a somebody cut something
on fire in a plane and the they have a
bag suppression system where they can take it and put
it in a bag and it puts the fire out.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
That seems smart.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, no, you're all tin right.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
I just love those all right, So these are things
you can take on a plane that TSA doesn't care about.
A parachute. I don't know what the big concern would
be with a parachute anyway. I don't know why that
would be. Hey, no, you can it to me, it's luggage.
It could be sus though, like why do you have
a parachute on this plane? Yeah, we've taken passengers for many,

(06:50):
many years and it's never had a problem. We ask
the people that took that Malaysian flight.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Exactly did you bring it for everyone?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
We don't know where they're at.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Now. You do have to keep it separate from your luggage.
You can't put it in with your dirty underwear. Uh,
And then you have to let them inspect it, and
then you probably should repack it at that point.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Right, So there's that human bones. They don't care if
you take human bones. Okay, more than three point four
ounces of lotion, though, we got a problem exactly live
fish and lobsters. You can take a goldfish like in
a bag with.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Water, okay, but but you can't.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
It can't be in a container or in this case,
a plastic bag filled with some air that is more
than three point four ounces or just shy of a
half cup.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
That poor fish, yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Or that lucky fish name another fish you know that
travels a lot. True statement when we move from California
or where we was traveling from California to Alabama to
visit my grandma.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
This is back in the eighties. We brought her a
live fish to add to her fish tank. It was
a sharkup sorts and I had to carry you that.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
This is back when you could have a big old
plastic bag full of water with a little bit of
air and co yeahs a caseful of it. Yeah yeah,
that's an interesting bringback.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah h uh. How about snow globes. I don't got
a problem with snow globes.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
You could do some damage with a snow globe, I
would think so.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
But they have to contain less than three point four
ounces of liquids and they can be in your carry
on a Geiger counter for those that don't know, a
Geiger counter measures radiation.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Better safe than sorry. What do you do with surgeis
chicken for radiation? Another thing they don't care about shot collars. Nice,
So we play taser time trivia on the plane. Yeah, yeah,
that'll liven it up.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Who's next?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
It doesn't even say the wattage and it doesn't say
cattle prod which feels like a weapon at that point,
but a shot collar. I could hold it and hit
the button and touch somebody with it. I think it
just needs two points in contact down eggs. I'm not
sure why there would be a problem with eggs. But
you can bring eggs with you, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Don't they have microwaves on planes, right, and you're like, hey,
can you can you scramble these up?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
I mean, if you want to be rocky, I think
it's fine. But also, couldn't you put a bomb in
an egg? I feel like you can make a pretty
small bomb and make it look like an egg. But
I guess it's going through security, so they're scanning it.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right, that's a yolk in there.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh you're lucky, you got a double yolk in that one.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Frozen food. A lot of people use this to get
around the three point four ounce rule for liquids by
freezing them. Frozen stuff is generally loud, even a slight
amount of you know, dissolving to a liquid again does
cause some problems. But you can take frozen stuff, okay.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
So you could freeze your water bottles and take that
up with you in case you get to Icty on.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
The I know people that do that, which seems wild
to me, because one there's water for sale, albeit expensive.
On the other side, there's also a bunch of things
called fountains where you can fill water antlers. They don't
got a problem if you bring antlers onto a plane,

(10:28):
But but they got to fit in the overhead bin
or under your seat.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Why why would one need to carry antlers from one destination.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
To an Yeah, go if you if you went on
a hunting hunting trip and you shot a.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Buck, just kept the antlers and just cut.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, well, in some countries and stuff, you know, you
give the village the meat, the village.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
What are you in stch One.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
May maybe if you're like if you would gone to.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Africa, but if you are killing something that is worth keeping, right, Yeah,
the antlers are going to be quite large, and I
don't think they'd be big enough to fit. They'd be
too big for your overhead. You'd want to brag about
you're going to bring tiny antlers back from your excursion.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Not necessarily, like if you were to shoot an African deer,
that might be something that's on your bucket list.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
No matter the size of the of the antlers that go.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
With they don't get that big. They don't get like
giant bucks like we get here.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
So they got myself a jackalobe.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Right, it might be like a six or seven point
and that might fit in an overhead bin. I don't
see it fitting underneath a seat.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
I don't know anything about the African deer.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Are you going to be in the plane calling deer?
You know how they get the racks and they click
them back together. You know.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
Another thing that's allowed on planes. I think people know
this alcohol. You can bring booze on but it does
have to adhere to the three point four ounce rule,
which is the minimum the little mini ones and then
if you bring the bigger stuff, you have to get
it like at the duty free store on the other
side of security check and then you can bring that
on the plane. But the challenge with that is if

(12:19):
you have a check. So for example, we come back
from Mexico, a lot of people buy tequila or whatever
because you know you're in Mexico. It's real because they
don't sell tequila anyway, they take it. And then once
you go through security through customs, you have to go
through local security again. And if you have it in
your carry on, which is how they give it to you.

(12:39):
Once you depart Mexico, you then have to put it
in your check bag. They won't let you carry it
through onto the plane because it's bigger than three point
four ounces. Another thing they allow you to put on
a plane. Hookahs.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Nice.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Nice, You can't use it, of course, yes, peace.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right with your four hoses.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
I gotta be honest. That feels like a bigger challenge
than the antlers. Absolutely, knitting needles are allowed.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I could see that to be a danger. I coulose
a threat.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Stab someone right in the now, as long as they
are sheathed, oh god, or wrapped and prevent to prevent
accidents when the TSA officers are inspecting the bags.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That is allowed. You got anything in your bag that's
gonna poke me? Just ma crochet needles.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Sir, Now listen. I want to see that Liam Neeson
movie re Kick Someone's ass with knitting needles. But and
they could be used, obviously, but so can a ballpoint
pinep So to me, it's the same sharpness as a
ballpoint pin. Cakes and pies are allowed. Yeah, as long

(13:57):
as you're sharing, you're allowed to bring a cakera pie
that's so wild?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Will they allow you to eat said cake or pie
on the plane? I don't I think you can.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
I have I have done this before where I have
bought a full pizza in the box and carried it
onto the plane. Now I bought it on insecurity, right
in the and ate sat there, opened the box, my
wife and I.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ate the pizza, just pissing everybody off.

Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yep, didn't care.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hey, man, can I get a slice?

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Swords? Swords? Swords are allowed.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I feel like there's been somebody maybe within the last
couple of years, they got busted going through the airport
with the cane that had a sword in it. You know,
the sword canes. You know I'm talking about it like
I forgot Yeah, yeah, well this says two handed broad sword. Nice.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
Uh it's I think it's a rappierre. Okay, right, it's
not rapier or a fencing foil. But it has to
be in check bags. It has to be sheathed.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
How big is your check bag for a damn bronze?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
I mean people bring surfboards, chet they check surfboards.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh yeah, that doesn't fit in your overhead man?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Well checked beans under the plane? Holiday lights you're allowed
to bring holiday lights. Why you would need to, I
don't know. Auto parts. Sure, I don't see what the
big deal would be. You can bring it and carry
on and checked luggage. It has to be free of
fuel though. Obviously body armor. They got no problem with

(15:35):
body armor like axe like chocolate nights. Yeah, you can
bring it with you, totally aloud. You can't wear it.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Cut chink, cut shink. I'm here from my flights.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Don't make me check my chain mail. Electric blankets totally fine.
You can bring those on a plane.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
If it's a plug in model, they won't let you
use it on the plane, even if they are outlets.
But you can bring a battery powered one, which is
fascinating because I know a lot of people that get
cold on planes.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, as long as it's not a lithium battery. Right. Well, no,
it's with you because you gotta keep it on you. Okay.
Laser pointers you can have them, yes, huh, you just
can't be on the ground shining them at the planes above.

Speaker 7 (16:29):
Yes. I think they might have a problem with you
shine them into the flight attendant's eyes while they're trying
to point to the exit. And by the way, commercial
grade lasers. Pointers aren't gonna cut metal or anything.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
You spurs.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
They got no problem with spurs, as they shouldn't because
you never need to You never know when you're gonna
need to giddy up lock picks. They also don't have
a problem with you having lock picks because you never
know when you're gonna need to break into a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Right, or would have been the laboratory until yesterday when
you told us about the secret latch.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah, m hmm. So these are all things you can bring.
But well now we fixed it. Your shoes are fine,
we can you can leave those on.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Finally, with your spurs apparently, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
And if they're moving real slow, you just go ha
yeah yeah, all right, we gotta take a break. Ticks
to Rockelholma, we'll give those away. Coming up, The Big
Man Morning Show returns.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Next It's time for news quakies, world news, local news,
and news that just makes you say, what the Here's
Corby Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quiggies
from The Big Man Morning Showing.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Woman in hot dog costume, Tepe's Neighbors car Last Monday
at four in the afternoon, while dressed as a high dog.
Marcia Marsha Marsha Morgan of Saint Petersburg, Florida, decided she
was gonna toilet paper her neighbor's car while dressed in
a hot dog costume. The forty eight year old was

(18:13):
charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. She was also
found to be intoxicated at the time and refused to
cooperate with the investigation. The next day, though she did
plead no contest to the misdemeanor charges and was fined
five hundred and fifty dollars with an option, though to

(18:35):
work it off through community service, which would pay her
thirteen dollars an hour.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
I've never seen that before. Why were they put in
the thirteen dollars an hour. I've never seen that.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I guess that's just how much to pay. Honestly, she
could have that paid for in like five if she
did it eight hours a day, five what five and
a half days? She could have that paid.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
And how many people are drunk when they.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I mean, I've never tpeed a house or a car.
I've had it done in high school. It was right
after Halloween.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
I don't remember if I did or not. To be honest,
you guys have never done that.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
It doesn't stick out as a core memory.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, I know I have, and I've egged a few
houses before. Okay, I love this. Why just because it
was this? Uh? It was sadly enough. You know, when
you do things in your life and you get older,
you look back and kind of reflect and you're like, yeah,
why did I do that?

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Yeah, that's why I'm asking this.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
She was. She was the lunch lady.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
God damn man, she had to be in her sixties.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes, was missus Hill. She's the lunch lady. Yes, huh,
and who.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Did nothing but love you guys.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
She lived down the road. This is when I was
living in Alabama, right. I was in the fifth, sixth,
and seventh grade at that time. So we're talking middle school.
So it was me, other middle school neighbors, my brother
who and you know a couple of other ones who
were high schoolers. And for whatever reason, we're like, let's
go tp miss Hill's house. She lived up on a hill.

(20:11):
She had a nice tree out in her.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Miss Hill lived on a hill. I know, that's amazing,
that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So and She was the grandmother of Pam and her sister.
I went to school with Pam and they lived at
the end of the road, at the end of the
county road, right, so it'd be like Pam's family, and
then you go down about maybe quarter miles half a
mile and then there's Grandma Hill up on the hill rent.
And it was we walked everywhere we went, and we

(20:40):
just packed up a box of toilet paper, went down
to her house like midnight and t peed her house
and then scurried on back home.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
So it had nothing to do like she denied you
an extra chucky milking.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh no, it was for simply for just cause.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
She just happened to live there and be the lunch lady.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yes, I think it was one of those we wanted
to do it. We've heard of other people doing it,
so let's go ahead and do it. Miss Hills an
easy target.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
So if everyone else jumped off the bridge, would you
do it too?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
One percent?

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Why the okay, the egging one?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Then? Uh, that was just me being silly. I think, ah,
all right, because why because I've heard of other people
don't know. I was living in California at the time
I left California when I was ten, So at this
point I had to have been eight maybe nine, okay,
and heard of other people seen it on television whatever,

(21:33):
and went into the kitchen got like three or four eggs.
And we were living on base and base housing so
apartments or whatever, right, And it was an apartment right
across from us, and I just chunked eggs at the
apartment building. Nobody in particular's house or window or anything
like that, just at the building. Again, just cause I'm.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
Trying to think of the movies with the egg can't
buy Me Love where McDreamy becomes cool quote unquote, right,
and then he eggs his best friend's.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
House and it feels bad about it.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
I wonder how many movies there are with egging the house.
That's a fun idea. Yeah, I don't think i've I
don't think of ever again. It doesn't stick out as
a core memory for me.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I feel like I didn't do it because when I
was little, I got in trouble for throwing rocks at cars,
and so that like, did she hear me from doing
other stuff?

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (22:30):
And to me, I don't know what the punishment would
have been when Gimbi did it, but five hundred dollars
fine hardly feels like a good just because.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, and to be dressed up in a she picked
the wrong week.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well you gotta have a disguise.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well, today's National hot Dog Day, so she picked the
wrong costume at least.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Well it's not she didn't do it today.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't ask me about my wiena. Speaking of man
beats partner over porn. Uh. So there's a dude, he's
forty four. His name's Donald Naples, and he has a
fifty your old girlfriend. And the other day they were
getting busy, busy, busy, about three o'clock in the morning. Well,
Donnie decides to go ahead and turn on a little

(23:08):
porno to watch while him and his senior citizen girlfriend
were getting it. And she didn't like that too much,
and she started getting on to him, told him to stop.
She even told him, go ahead, finish yourself off. Donnie.
Donnie didn't like that too much. He had butts this
bitch right in the nose. Caton Yea cracks her nose.

(23:31):
She starts bleeding everywhere. Of course, the police come out.
They take her to the hospital so she can get treated.
Donnie's not cooperating with the police. Uh. And because he
has a prior battery conviction, his little misdemeanor head butt
turned into a felony.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
I think headbutting's worse than punching.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, that's hard. Your forehead is hard, your skull, I
guess you should say.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
I mean typically, if you're gonna head butt, you're getting
their nose as you should. I mean, to be effective.
I don't know how how good it would do on
their forehead. Yeah, cranium and cranium that is no blino.
That's just gonna hurt you more than it hurts them. Yeah,
but the soft tissue of the nose, you could easily
crush it or push it into their sinus cavity.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Uh. Yeah, as which is what he did to his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (24:15):
Yeah, and where punching. Yes, it looks dramatic, worse, right,
especially if they get knocked out, and it can also
have some structural damage, but also maybe not right. The
headbud's definitely going to cause a nosebleed for shift. That's wild.
Man man dies after acid attack. A man is dead

(24:37):
after being attacked with acid in his floor to home,
and the suspect is now charged with first degree murder.
Please say the man poured acid on the victim while
he slept last week, then barricaded the bedroom door before
calling nine to one one. The man was airlifted to
a hospital with severe chemical burns, where he died. Investigators

(24:58):
say the insidant was a domestic nature and there's no
ongoing threat to the public.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Dude, talk about a rude awakening.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah, what acid are you carrying around in your home?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Uh? Drano, that's acid. Oh, it may have acid in it,
as you say, it doesn't have acid in there to
clear up the logs.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Yeah, but I don't think it's got a if. It
might be like a myriadic acid which sometimes you use
in pools, are used to clean tile. But I there'd
be no reason to be carrying nitric acid that I
can think of in your home. You would have to
be using it for maybe some sort of manufacturing thing

(25:39):
or chemical like paint or something like that. Keep battery
acid in batteries, yes.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well yeah, uh they're okay. So that's all the food
acids here we go. Strong corrosive acids are found in
household products hydrochloric acid or myriadic acid, sulfuric acid, as
an ingredient in some commercial cleaners.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Yeah, but I don't know if that's enough to cause
enough burns where you have to go to the hospital
and die from.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Have you ever poured some draino into and gotten it
on your skin and then you wipe it on your pants.
The next thing you know, you got holes in your pants? Yeah? Sure, yeah,
Well enough of that if you're not, if you just
take the whole gallon of draino and just jumping on them,
I could see how that could possibly cost some severe burns.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
What about like weed killer or fertilizer.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Okay, no, it's I mean fertilizer, is it? Maybe in
pellet form?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah? But liquid weed killer?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
No, it's not gonna be acid. It's going to be
just a chemical.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, yeah, yeah that's and I want to know why
why he poured the acid on? Yes? What's the issue?
What's the issue? Yeah? What's got you so worked up?
I probably ate the last hot.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Pocket and and ten bucks for thinking of Draino's why
eld because you would need more than one to pour
on somebody. Yeah maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I don't know. I have a poor draino on it.
I've egg houses, I've totally paved houses. I have not
poured draino on anybody to see how much you need.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, the last time I use draino, it's more of
a thick gel.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Now.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, so you really still could still be an acid
well you know that, but not it's not like poor
you'd have to like kind of.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
Really yeah, you definitely, it's like molasses. Sure, you're gonna
get it eventually. Eventually you're gonna be very unhappy. Don't
wake up yet. If you want to see more of
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Speaker 7 (28:30):
Good luck Good morning Gimpie, Welcome morning, Corbin.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Tomorrow's the big day. We're going to be giving away
that golf cart, that custom golf cart from Yingling Flight
part of Flight and Fairway. We've been getting qualified all
summer long and tomorrow's the giveaway. Going to be doing
it at Pucks inside the Wee Street Ice Center, and
you could be a last chance qualifier. Come on down.
We'll be there from five to seven.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
I grew up in Iowa, Northeast Iowa, lived there for
pretty much fifteen years. Pretty much my whole growing up
happened there. I went to all my school through high school,
was there college. I went somewhere else, but grew up there.
Consider it home because when my parents moved to Saint
Louis after I graduated high school, I would go there

(29:11):
and be like it wasn't home. I didn't have a bedroom,
I didn't know anybody there, I didn't know the neighborhood.
So for me, that wasn't home. Home will always be
or where I'm from will be Iowa. We would go
to the Iowa State Fair and it has some clout
much like the Minnesota State Fair does, though not as
much or the Texas State Fair, though not as much.

(29:33):
It does have a lot of clout and I remember
going to it and having fun, and of course the
pineapple whip and the butter.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Sculpture was obviously a big deal there.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
And there's something that they've done for over thirty years.
I've never witnessed, but it has gotten a lot of
attention as of late. And it is the husband calling
contest that happens every year. And you might be going, well,
what's the prize, Well, let me tell you. It's a

(30:07):
whole ribbon and five dollars. And the way it works
is they opened the sign up thirty to sixty minutes
before and then you sign up and then you get
one minute, and it's judged based off of pretty much
all subjective.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Is it entertaining, how loud you are?

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Things like that? Yeah, And again they've been doing it
for thirty years. I'm not clear on what this is,
to be honest, I'm we're going to listen to some
of the.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Calls, Okay, nice I have.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Not pre listened to this on purpose because I want
to be surprised with you. But I don't know what
the calling would be. I'm guessing, hey, dinner's ready, or
you just hauling out to day I don't know, I
don't know, or man, okay, okay, okay, And you don't

(31:00):
have to have a spouse. You can make this up.
There's they don't check. One year a ninety three year
old woman one.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Wow. Well she'd been doing her one yeah exactly, yeah
for a while and I didn't hear.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
And so I can just imagine how that went, calling
his name, and then it's like put your hearing aid in.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
So here is some of the husband calling contest uh
contestants for the Iowa State Fair. Husband calling contest right.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Stop what you're doing cause it supper time.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Already annoyed, already annoyed exactly and can you now maybe
there's a little bit of awesomeness with the idea of
having a cotton candy and a state Fair beer and
whatever and hearing this that you're like, ah, yeah, but
what I just heard, I don't now now understand The
music isn't normally play right.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, Nope, welcome to the lady's husband calling contest. Ibid
damn she held hell for a while, did god? Oh

(32:29):
she's still going. That's that. I love my husband and
I cannot lie.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
He tries me a while that I can't denied.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
I'm running. I'm not returning to the home.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Running in the opposite direction. She's still going. She's saying, Richie.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
By the way, when I walk out in this field
and I call my husband's name, better get his boot inside,
get your butt, gets your butt inside.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm making your favorite.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
And sick and fish.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Get your butt, get your get your butt inside of the.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Time for the offer. Who actually calls anybody like that,
unless it's your kids, get your butt inside?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Ah, Only you're not coming out of the shoot with that,
I guess, no, no, no, they are building up to
that though. Yeah, yeah, you get one where I'm not
throwing butt or anything else around. If my wife stood
outside and yelled like that, I'd be like, what the
hell is wrong with you? Are you drunk?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Right?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
That lady's singing, I'd be like, she's drunk right right right?
So how would you call your husband? Lindsey, you have
you don't have to do it their way. Don't feel
like you gotta. Well, you backed up like you were
ready to belt one. Don't feel like you have to.
If that's what you want to do, it I'm just saying,

(34:01):
don't feel like you've got a match now, gimbie. I
also will be coming to you and you will have
to be yelling for your partner.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Okay, it's I wouldn't lie. I would just do it
how I normally do it. Babe, Hey, babe, Babe, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Kevin that audible sigh in the cavin.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
And if I'm in the shower and you can't hear me,
if he's like in the living room and I'm in
our shower cave un tail, my throat hurts, yes, and
then he'll come in and go, hey, did you call me?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Yeah, because you can't hear it because you're in the shower. Yes, Yes,
What could you possibly need that you have to get
somebody in there like.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That a bar of soap or a fresh towel or something.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
I don't know why, but that, like getting yelled at
from the shower, annoys me so much.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It's not like you can get out anytime soon. I'm
not gonna get out dripping with half you know clean,
sure to get you what toilet paper? Piss off?

Speaker 7 (35:10):
How about look before you get in the shower if
you need something, right, your lack of planning come on.
Uh my kids will yell for me in the shower
and I'll go what And they're like, when we what
are we having for dinner? I'm like, God, I finish
the shower, don't yell for me. Uh yeah. I feel
like that's a classic one of yelling and your partner

(35:33):
not answering. What about you, Gimpie, I think.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You have to go along the lines of.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
Hey lady, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey woman, come on
now get it together?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Hey can you give me toilet paper?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Yeah, Gormyn, how about how would you call your lady
just like.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
This, I'm dialing a number. Well, what if she does
have her phone on her, then she'll be around, She'll
get a miscall.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
There's times where we'll text each other.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
I'm trying to think if there's a time I yell
for my wife, maybe if like I see something I
wanted to see, Like I'm looking at the window because
a car has been parked in front of her house
for like five minutes like that, or maybe I saw
a helicopter. I can't imagine. I'm not that guy who
yells for his wife. Hey, give me a beer.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
I am.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
I just don't do that. I'm pretty self sufficient.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, yeah, he'll if Kevin is sitting down, and if
I'm up, he'll say hey, while you're up or before
you sit down, would you mind otherwise? Yeah, he's not
calling for me.

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Now, she'll call. She does the babe thing, especially if
she sees a bug or something she wants to take
care of, She'll she'll yell babe or whatever. But if
she eels my name, I know I have to get
up and run. There is there is a real problem.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah. I was gonna say, that's like being called your
first and middle name, first, middle, and last by your parents. Yeah,
you don't know something's up.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Yeah, if she'll know if I say her full name,
because I never say I'm just saying her full first name.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I I have never called her by all three names.
I hadn't reached that point.

Speaker 7 (37:32):
No, but if I really wanted to get her attention,
I would use her maiden all right, But the only
I'm trying to recall. I remember we were we had stopped.
I ran into a Communion store to get something. My
oldest was young, still in a car seat, and uh
she stayed in the car with her and I went inside,

(37:56):
and she came running inside with our kid in her hands,
and she was yelling my full name, O God, and
I was like, I knew immediately there was a problem,
and I ran up to her and my oldest had
when she I think she was like maybe a year maybe,

(38:17):
and she had taken the sticker off the bottom it
was like a plastic sticker, not a paper sticker, off
the bottom of her sandals, and it was in her
mouth and she was like choking on it.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh yeah, that's cause for you know, emergency.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Yeah, yeah, And you know it's one of those some
people are really good about just going And I just
took my hand and reached it in there and pulled
it right out. I didn't evaluate how far I was
in right, but I knew when she called my name,
that feels like a real thing, that hooting and hollering
and singing and dancing and all that. I'd be like, well,

(38:53):
that was my first wife, you know what I'm saying, Like.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yeah, I've been I've been in a few relationships and
never once had to call any of them by their
full name, first, middle, last, none of that jimet. Only
with the kids. Only with the kids. If I've ever
had to do.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
That, Yeah, my oldest is now in that phase of
like tween ager or whatever, and she's getting real good
at ignoring me and it frustrates me. No, you're right,
kid calling would be a better one.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Absolutely. I think that's something that everybody has experienced. Everybody
with kids has experience. I'll not even you know if
you're calling niece and nephew, neighbory what, No, you've been called.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
Absolutely, so I think everybody has a yeah soon your
dad was around her, but like, yeah, I think you're right,
kid call would be a better one.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Seeing our dad when we were out because when we
was living in Alabama, we lived in hell. This is
even any time growing up. He never hollered out full
names or names. He had a whistle that you could hear,
I swear for a least a quarter mile away. He
had that dad whistle. I can't and do it. Oh yeah,
yeah I know. And when you hear that whistle, you

(40:04):
know it's time to get your ass back to the house. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I had the same one. I mean he would just
the whole two fingers in the mouth whistle.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Wait, hold on, I'm gonna do my dad's and you
tell me if this is the same. Okay, whistle because
I wonder if there was some newsletter I had that
came out in the seventies eighties.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
My dad's all subscribed to the same newsletter.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
And my dad would use his pinkies in his mouth
to do it, and I used to be able to
do it. I don't have the confidence to pull it
off right now, but I can do it a different way, So.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I will try to do it that way.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
Okay, it wasn't three years His went.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Yeah, yeah, and my dad's yep, that was it. My
dad did it the way you did, no fingers in
the mouth, just however, he worked the magic with his tongue.
He did it. I can't. I can't take some practice
get back to do that. Yeah yeah, And that brought
back some traumatic memories. Thanks I'd go, I'd.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Go running back home, and the neighborhood kids would be like,
doesn't it bother you that your dad calls you like
like you're a dog? Might No, I hear it, and
I know that it's time to come in for dinner
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
I never looked at it like he was calling me
like a dog. I looked at it as this is
the dinner bell, exactly right, or this is the time
to return home.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Bell exactly. And if it wasn't, if I didn't hear
the whistle, it was year in by the street light.
When the street light comes on, that's when you.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
I mean, yeah, we had that and it always works
good in a cliche way, but uh, the street light
would sometimes come on way before it was dark and
we wouldn't go in. Yeah, and there's twilight, and then
there's civil twilight and civil twilights where it gets dark.
And so for me, I waited till it was getting dark, yeah,

(42:00):
because I would just go, well, the light wasn't.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
On, right, Yeah, the whistle.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Good memory, it'd be awesome if I wonder if anybody's
ever done that, just went up on the stage for.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
The oh and just whistle, They probably went yeah, because
everybody else is hooting and hollering, singing, dancing, dah da
da da. No, we're cutting down to business, right, get
rid of all that fluff. Give him the whistle, and
I bet you every man, every man, and child in
that crowd will shiver in their seat right there.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
We have in our family, we just in our immediate family,
we have a saying that if we're out in public,
we say if we're at airport, if we're out on
a field trip, anywhere in public. And actually Kevin's parents
started this with him and his sister when they were young.
They say kiya key and they call that out and

(42:56):
they know like it's instead of saying mom or dad
or what. They hear that and then they know to
say it back, and that's how they find each other
in public, and we use it with our kids. Last year,
when we were on the class trip at the aquarium,
I used it on the twins because they both kind
of scrambled off in different directions, and as soon as

(43:17):
I said that out loud, they said it back, and
their teachers were like, oh my gosh, that was incredible.
They just came running right back to you as soon
as they heard that.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah. No, obedience school works right like Marco Polo. Yeah,
a little different pretty much.

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Yeah, Yeah, for sure. I don't know why somebody's never
gone on there, and maybe they have and been.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Like God damn it, Michael A right.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
I feel like that would have been like, Oh, I'm
gonna go through your phone right right, you soun up
a bit.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
I'm changing the channel, all right.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
We got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
All you need to do is.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Call at eight three three four six, oh kmod sing
sing is the game?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Current record is well you have a eight and I
have it and Lindsey's hot on RTUs with seven and
last week's winner was well bunch nobody for the second
week in a row, so you can call it a
three three four six, oh kmo d have your choice
of any of us. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Hey Marty?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Buddy good?

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Just rode him so good man. Who do you want
to give?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Clues? Lindsey, Gimpier, Corbin, how about Gimpy?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Come on, Marty. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers
starts after the first clue. Here we go, all right, Marty.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
This is a song from a female hip hop group
in the nineties. It's the Three Letters and let's just
put it like this. We're gonna break the song down, Marty.
First word, what's the opposite of yes? No? And what
is the clothing that nurses and doctors wear? Scrub say

(44:59):
it all to gether no scrubs? Boom uh. This is
a seventies female band named after that organ that pumps
in your chest and the name of the song is
named after a fish. Martin. I like big butts and
I can lie you other brothers can't. Didn't na When

(45:22):
a girl walks in with an anybody waist under brown
thing and your face you get sprung? What is that? Marty?
I gotta say, ll cool, Jay, you are way off.
Let's break this song titled down What is another word for?
Like a little infant? Not a small child? But before that, yes,
boom uh. On the day I was boom, the nurses

(45:46):
gathered around song. Yes, uh, she take my money. He
knows that.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
All right.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Four is what you got. That's pretty good, Marty, hang
on the line. Okay, yes, Shirt, that was really good, force,
really good. Good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name, Nathan? How are you today? I'm good, good man.
Who do you want to give? Clues?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Lindsey or Corbyn? I'll thank your sixty.

Speaker 7 (46:15):
Seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
This is puffs Daddy's buddy, really more famous than puff Daddy.
And this is correct. And this is when you are
financially successful. You are not actually better off.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Oh what's there?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
You go? This is a female rock star from the seventies.
I and in the song Okay, when I have a gun, I.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Squeezed the trigger and take away.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
When I have a gun and squeeze this trigger, I
take it. Yes, and you blank on a girl.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
In the bar.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
No, uh, if blank in show, we did not win, man,
I'm so sorry, all right, Nathan couldn't get in sync. Gary, Congratulations,
you're getting those tickets to w Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Not Gary Lordy.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
Oh sorry, Marty, I was reading my wrong note. Marty. Sorry, buddy,
Congratulations you're getting those tickets to w Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Man. That is so awesome. Man, that is so very awesome.
Thank you. I didn't let you down this time.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
But this time, Marty, hang on the line, Buddy, so
gimp and you guys can celebrate your winnings.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
This is the one that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah eighty song female artist. When you are playing baseball,
you will take a bat and blank the ball with it.
That's just trying to get him to say the first word.
I think you were onto something with with you know,
take a gun, pull the trigger, maybe a small amount

(48:23):
of liquor and a tiny glance is known as a
what okay, should start right right? Uh? And yeah, so
you got the book ends there of the song hit
and Shot, you know, and then you just kind of
kind of fill in the rest of it. What's what's
the opposite of worst?

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Yeah? Uh, love is a Battlefield was one of her
other songs, And I was trying to think of another
part of the song, and all I.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Could get with was fire Away, which is obviously part
of the chorus. Isn't that but one? It's like starts off,
You're a real tough cookie.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
With a long history breaking little hearts like me with
a long history. Uh yeah, Pat Benatar, hit me with
your best shot.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
And then this is the one.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
Yeah, Kim Kardashian's ex husband, and this is a song
about women who.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Only want money bitches.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Yeah, all right the record now that's gold Digger.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
By the way, puts me in the lead with nine,
keeps you with eight, keeps lindsay dead ass last with them?
Now is tomorrow the change? Let me look because I
want to say yes, but I don't want to lie.
We don't want to lie. But tomorrow is the official chain.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Okay, we are going to vip yeah, right, tickets a
pair of VIP tickets to Oklahoma starting tomorrow will have Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday. Ye where Lindsay could not let somebody
win VIP, which is wild. All right, We'll take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
The Big Men Morning Show returns next.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
See what Gimpi has in his four x four.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Hey Cobnes says here that House Overside Committee subpoenas the
Epstein estate the Republic can lead. House Overside Committee is
moving ahead with its perube into the disgraced financier, all
with a request for his will any documents resembling a
quote client list in any quote black books containing Epstein's contacts,

(50:16):
flight logs, and allege booked on birthday letters from Epstein's friends.
According to a letter from the committee chair James Comer,
the Epstein Estate Quote is ready and willing to provide
these documents. House over Side Committee members have also sought
documents relating to the case from the Department of Justice,

(50:37):
as well as interviews from officials, including former President Bill
Pluton and former Secretary of State Killery.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
So we didn't talk about but the Glaine Maxwell audio
tapes in transcript from the Medium with the DJ was released.
If she didn't listen to it, it is an interesting listen,
and she, in her words, says that she never saw
Trump do anything concerning or he was a gentleman. I'm paraphrasing,

(51:05):
but she gave him glowing remarks yeah to which and
this was something I saw online was pretty funny. Mean,
people are like, yes, I knew it. He didn't do anything.
You know, you guys got it wrong. And then also
he said Clinton was never a part of it too,
and people were like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I believe part
of it, but not all of it, right right, whoa

(51:27):
one was.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Caught didn't let end turns in the White House. The
other one hasn't yet. So moving on, what do we
got here? Transportation to crack down on immigrant drivers. The
Transportation Secretary is set to announce against three states over
English language tests for truck drivers. The move comes after
Indian immigrant truck driver was charged for killing three people

(51:50):
in Florida crash. Transportations that shee Sean Duffy says the
man could only identify one out of four road signs
shown to him in a test after crash. The driver
had been granted a commercial driver's license in California and
Washington State. Then it's not that it can't. It's the test, okay.

(52:11):
I mean, if who gave him the license, who's the
ideot who gave him the license? People in California and
Washington State at damn liberal yuppies.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Right, So to me, it's about the test, right, not
about what language they speak.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Right. Moving forward, we got Trump orders creation of special
guard units to enforce public order. The executive order yesterday
comes as Trump has floated the idea to use military
to enforce law and order in America cities after across
the country. He had already done so in Washington to
see DC, but as a special district, the rules there

(52:47):
are different than they would be in any other part
of the country. And then lastly here Oklahoma launches the
Oklahoma Strong Start Program to strengthen child care workforce. A
new pilot program is off bring free childcare for childcare
workers and license facilities. The Oklahoma Partnership for School Readiness
said fifty five percent of Oklahoma's currently live in a

(53:09):
childcare desert, including many families in both Tulsa and Oklahoma City.
The Oklahoma Strong Start Program at Legacy Childhood Education Centers
of Brok and Narrow is designed to help childcare professionals
stay in the workforce by taking away the financial burden
of paying for their own families.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
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Speaker 1 (54:02):
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Speaker 7 (54:22):
Time for listener emails, you can always email us show
it it's contagious. Yeah, it's time for listener emails. You
can always email us if you want, and we'll give
you our advice. And this one said, my wife found

(54:43):
text between me and a coworker. It wasn't innocent. We
were sexting, swapping picks, and it went on longer than
it should have. My wife is super close with her
mom and wants to tell her everything. I told her
not to. I don't need her mom knowing I've been
sending d pics at work or having her opinion in
our business every holiday for the rest of our lives,

(55:05):
she says me. Asking her not to talk to her
is controlling. I feel like it's quite reasonable to want
to keep this between us and other's opinions on.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
My screwups out of it. Dang yeah, sending dpics.

Speaker 7 (55:25):
To co workers. I think that's the thing people don't
think about when they are doing that kind of stuff,
that you're gonna they're gonna whoever it is is gonna
tell people.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, whether it's you know, mom or
best friend, neighbor.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
They might as well be doing a triathlon, right, or
a veget being a vegetarian, because they're gonna tell anybody
who will listen.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
And I'm surprised she ain't put it on the old
facebooks yet. Oh yeah, right, that's a whole other thing, right,
People to do that, they like to get all their
frustration out on social media for gott and everybody to see. Right.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
We used to do a bit where we called Facebook
fishing and we would read actual Facebook posts of people
because it wasn't as common and it was looked as
like really like desperate, and we made fun of it,
a lot of fun of it. That's pretty much all
social media is now is fishing, whether it is compliments,

(56:30):
whether it is sad stuff, whether it is look at
me and what I.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
ATE's looking for some kind of validation somewhere.

Speaker 7 (56:42):
Yeah, and they take the social media for it. Listen,
I'll be transparent. There has been a push for us
to do more social media and I'm just not comfortable.
Like they're like, well, just document your day, and I'm like, wait,
stop what I'm doing and take a picture. Do you
realize how long it took me to be focused on
the moment.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Right right right now? You want me to unravel all
that for likes? The hell out of here? Here, I
am taking a dump. Yeah, it's a whole new Uh.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Come look at this before I flush it.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Right, This deck says this sex.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
This text says, if you don't want people to know
you're a pos, don't be a pos. Right, he doesn't
get a say this text. You're lucky you're still married.
Let her tell her mom that's the least of your worries.
Good luck, free Willie. Don't do stupid crap. Then you

(57:44):
don't have to deal with it at holidays. Yeah. And
by the way, what kind of safe environment is that
that if or when you work it out, you then
get it gets brought up every time we're carving a turkey.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Oh god, right, or you're getting those weird looks from
other family members moms, dads, brothers, sisters, nephews, and nieces.

Speaker 7 (58:07):
Yeah. I'm watching this show on Netflix called Hostage, and
it is about foreign leaders and one of their husbands
gets kidnapped and the other foreign leader can help.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
But she's got some.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
Things that are in her past that they're using to
blackmail her with and it gets brought up a lot,
and she gets it's quite wild. She's sleeping with her son.
It's a whole thing. It's a bizarre show. Nonetheless, that's
not why I'm bringing it up. And it's okay. I
give it a seven out of ten. I don't know

(58:41):
if i'd recommend it anyway. Yeah, if you do stupid
things like that, people are gonna know.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yes, yes they are.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Don't do stupid crap and then you don't have to
deal with it holidays.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, we just read that corn.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
So for me, when you are when you've done something bad,
are you even in a position to negotiate the terms
of anything.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
No, you are not. It's actually right. You are in
no position. You have no cards at all, whatsoever. Yeah,
you can ask, you can beg and plead, but you
got no position.

Speaker 7 (59:22):
This text play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Another one.
If you can get a message to your wife for me,
tell her to leave you. She can't tell her own mother,
and you're broadcasting your dirty laundry to the Tulsa Metro.
Now that's a good point too.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
There is a bit of anonymity when it comes to
this sending in an email. You don't mention the person's name.
We have no idea who this guy is, right, but
the mother in law does. I think that's where the difference.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Is right, we don't know who it is. I'm not
gonna be like, huh, don't don't text anybody on your
way to the parking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Lot, right right, we're not gonna side I every listener
we meet thinking now, you're probably the one is sending
DP pics to Becky in accounting?

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Aren't you where every time you do gift exchange, your
gift is gonna be coal?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Oh so now old boy wants to keep things between
him and his wife. Trust me, buddy, the secret is
all the way out. Uh, she's a cheating whore too,
probably run bro reasonable answer, dude, you screwed up bad.
The consequences are here and you get to deal with them.
Nuclear answer. Time to fight fire with fire. She told

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her mom, So it's time to bang her mom. Nobody
will say anything ever again, that's no that Yeah, you
actually labeled that one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
The the thing that I imagine the argument they're gonna
have is I didn't sleep with any I didn't have
sex with anybody. Right, So that's probably why they feel
like they have a negotiating tool, right They A lot
of people don't see texting as cheating, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
There is no there was no penetrations will never really happened.
It was not a zip code. But a stranger to
your spouse has seen your dingling. That's the truth, right,
you're And even then if it's not a stranger, could
be her friend or sister, whatever, somebody besides your spouse

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has seen your dingling. Besides your spouse or a doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:01:35):
We all have an expectation of exclusivity when it comes
to our partner's genitalia. We believe that since we've been
with them and are with them, no one else is
seeing their genitalia.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Even though she's probably been with one hundred and fifty
other dudes.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Yeah, but since my uh occupation of the territory, right,
I am under the assumption. That's why I could never
date a porn.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Star or a or a a stripper, because I'm under
the assumption I'm the only one that gets to see
the goods.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Even like flashing at a you know, a concert, I'm like, Eh, thought,
they're just chill out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's just a deep pic, right, it's just a doll.
And I don't know what the problem is.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
It's well, I thought the boobs were okay, I knew
where to stop right, right, Yeah, but yi, there's an
era of exclusivity that you think is going to happen
with your partners genitalia. It feels weird to say that
out loud, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Because you don't own any of it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
It's not yours.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I mean, once you get married, what's mine is my yours,
and what's yours is mine includes genitalia.

Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
No, it ain't yours. You don't own somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
That's true. You don't get fifty percent of the genitalia
and the rights, do you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
But in respect for your marriage, you're not gonna send
pictures of your naked body to someone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Else unless you have that, you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Know, understanding in your marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Yeah, but that's not what I said. I said you
think you have exclusivity when in reality, I'm confident there's
another man that has since I've been married to my
wife that has seen my wife's genitalia. Her doctor, Yep,
doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Now, ask me, has there been anybody besides your wife's
senior genitalia? Nope? Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yes, your doctor.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Nope, your doctor nope, she has you there, No saw
my balls.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
That's still your genitalia.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Okay, One out of fourteen years which doctors get the pass.
Of course they do. Of course they do. Not pastors,
but doctors, for sure. But guys are in the depression.
No one's senior partners Genitalia, but liv especially now if
she's a nurse, that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Your biggest concern when your wife caught you cheating is
don't tell mommy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I bet she's still.

Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
He's still sexting, just hiding it better now it's possible,
reasonable answer, apologize for the rest of your life. It's
going to be brought up every time there's a phone, picture,
a phone. There's a phone, a picture, a person, a woman,
You look at anybody all above. Nuclear answer. Start sexting
with your wife and the other girl in a thread,

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Invite everybody out to get drunk, cross your fingers and
hope one of them doesn't kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
That's definitely a take, right, But I mean, we're already
at it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
I love that we're getting a bunch of different versions
of nuclear answers. My wife found texts between me and
a coworker was we were sexting, swapping picks, and it
went on longer than it should have. She's super close
with her mom and wants to tell her everything. I
told her not to her mom, knowing I've been sending

(01:05:01):
DP pics at work or having her opinion in our
business every holiday for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
She says me.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Asking her to not talk to her mom is controlling.
I feel like it's reasonable to want to keep this
between us and other's opinions on my screwups out of this.
What do you think, lindsay?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, sure you want to keep it between you and
your wife, But did you keep your phone conversations between
you and your wife? No, you have no say and
who she talks to about this. She's probably told her
best friend about it already. Maybe not, but it doesn't
matter who she goes and vents to because you're the
one that effed up, not her. So yeah, and you

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probably are still sexting your coworker. You're, just, like the
texter said, hiding it better, you dog.

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
You know what's interesting about the still sexting thing is
that you, as the victim in the scenario. Now you
really victim in this scenario. I think it's fair and
reasonable to just assume you still are. You now have
to prove to me you are no longer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
And how do you do that? You come in, you
hand them your phone every.

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
No, no, no, I think just by letting your actions
back up your words. And because I had an assumption
before you were not doing it, so I'm not going
to have that assumption again. And so when you say
things like I'm going to stop sexting, then I'm not

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only do you have to be believe you, but your
actions across the board have to back up your words.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah, and does the wife get to ask the coworker like, hey,
are you you and my husband still sexting? And is
she going to be honest?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
But what does that benefit? Just so I don't you
just said it yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Is she gonna be honest?

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
So what is that gonna do? You're not gonna believe them?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Right? Even then as the mail in that scenario there,
I get what you're saying. Your actions are going to
prove everything. But too many times people will pretend to
be walking the line when on the backside they're not
really So up front, to your face, I am walking
the line for you, I am doing everything right, But

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when I'm off in the corner, I'm still doing the
same dirty things I always have been.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Sure character is fate and it isn't you know, lined
up with you know everything, So you have to assume
when you say you're gonna be home at five, you're
home at five. Like those actions back up because now
you can hyper analyze everything, right, So I think it's
fair to assume that you are still sexting somebody after
the discovery, right, And like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
This text says, gone on longer than it should It
shouldn't have never happened in the first place. Just so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
We have been in six in a while.

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
Give me what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, you're a f dude. That's all that there is
to it. Lindsey pretty well said he right, Whether she
tells her mom or told her sister or her best
friend or whatever, she's already told somebody, and you just
gotta let her get it out and get past it
and deal with the dirty looks and the side eyes

(01:08:24):
and the comments. And you're going to have to eat
your s sandwich one bite at a time, and eventually
it'll be gone. That sandwich will be gone, but you're
still gonna have that taste in your mouth for a
long time. And can you guys recover over it? Maybe

(01:08:48):
maybe I don't know. Some people do, some people don't,
but chances are that it's always going to be held
over your head.

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Congratulations, you're a narcissist.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Why do you say that he's only.

Speaker 7 (01:09:02):
Worried about his opinions, his feelings. Still now, even after
it's been discovered, he's still only worried about his feelings
and his opinions. He's not worried about his partners. And
I agree. You have to take your lumps man. For
some reason, we like to live in a society now
where you can't be accountable for your actions. I'm not

(01:09:23):
talking crimes, I'm talking actions. Right, it's completely reasonable for
me to punch you in the mouth if you say
something offensive to me. Now it's also completely reasonable that
I can go to jail for that. So there's no
like it's just a joke. Well, it's online. You don't

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talk to people certain ways and you don't treat your
partner that way. So it's completely accountable. There's an accountable
part that has to happen. And here's the other thing.
It comes with interest. You made a charge on a
life credit card and now there's interest. And if you

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want it to work, this is the way it's got
to be. If you don't want it to work, then
it doesn't matter. But you definitely have no right to
tell your partner who they can tell things to, regardless
if you've cheated or not. Character is fate, and your
character showed who you were. You can always email us

(01:10:26):
if you need help with something. We'd love for you
to send us an email. We'll take a break and
we'll be back listener and emails. You can always email
us when you need advice. It says, when I'm not
into a girl, I ghost them, block them, unfollow, I'm
just gone. My buddies keep calling me a jerk for it,
but honestly, I think I'm doing them a favor. No
mixed signals, no fake maybe later, no dragging it out.

(01:10:49):
I just clean break it. From my side, it's not
about being cold. It's just about avoiding drama. I've tried
the let's talk about it route before and it always
turns into a fight, tears, or me getting guilt tripped.
Is this a bad idea bad karma? I just ghost
partners when he's not interested or into them anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
When he's done with them, just leaves.

Speaker 7 (01:11:15):
Him high and dry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Did it say how old he was, it did not matter. No,
not really. But I feel like that's a younger type
of thing to do, Like a maturity thing, is it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:29):
I don't you're like, what age are we talking that?
You think someone's more mature?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
No? No, no, like it's an immaturity thing, Like so he's
if he's pretty young. You know, if you're a mature
thirty year old dude, maybe you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Doing say that sentence again.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
A thirty year old dude.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
I know plenty of people that of different ages that
aren't mature, and I know plenty of people of different
ages that are quite mature.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Well, I would hope that if you're a man in
your thirties or at least thirty or not doing that
ghosting women.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
But if you're ghosting somebody, isn't that getting the point
across very plain and clear without all the rigormarole and
bs that you gotta go through.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
I think the Texter's right. He's sending a clear message. Uh,
he's sending a message clear.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Maybe we could argue about, well he's not leading them on.
He's like, well you know, I'm just my hand's clean,
bye bye.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
But isn't there an element of like, are you dead, Yeah,
there could be, But what's it matter?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
What's it matter? I get it. If like, let's just
say you've been married for five years and all of
a sudden you ghost, you're to get your leg right exactly.
But if you've just been dating for a couple of weeks,
a couple of months, you know, hell, maybe even a year,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I mean, if you've been dating for a couple of
months exclusively and then you ghost someone, yeah, I think
that is a dick move. But if it's been we've
seen each other a couple of times in a couple
of months and then you ghost them, then I don't

(01:13:21):
see a major problem with it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
I think it's weird too, Like you were texting or
maybe you went on a date and you're like, this
is no longer going to work, and then you just
stop communicating with them and block them and all those
other things that the emailer said with no information, and
you've left them high and dry, regardless of the amount
of your time you've dated. I think that's weird. I

(01:13:44):
think it's weird to not give people information and it's
just be like, well, good luck. It's kind of cold.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Yeah, it is cold.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
Now if he's like, hey, it's been fun, I'm done
and that's it, and then does all those things.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Okay, so let me tell you. Let me ask you this.
Right this, this cat starts coming around your house and
you're like, oh, what a nice little kitty. Here, I've
got some extra food. Here, have some of this. And
then the cat keeps coming around. You keep feeding the cat,
and then one day you're like, I'm done. I don't
want to feed this goddamn cat anymore. Do you ask
the cat? Do you tell the cat? Hey, all right, kitty,

(01:14:23):
I know you've been here for a while. You've been
coming to my house for some food. But listen, it's
just not working out. Uh, you're gonna have to go
someplace else for your food. Kitty. No, you just stop
feeding the cat and the cat stops coming around. You're not.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
Equating an animal to a human, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Every time? What do I say when do you have
sex with the cat?

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
I'm just saying in your example, you're trying to say
that the same huh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
And what do we always say about you know those
axes that he coming around? Stop feeding the cat, man,
and the CAP's gonna stop coming around yeah, but you've
told them you're the ex. Heh yeah, yeah, maybe so
by not saying anything to him, you have now, just
by not communicating at all whatsoever, have in formed that

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person they are now the ex. And I'm gonna stop
feeding this cat.

Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
This text says, at least send them a message. This
isn't working out, then block this. Tex says, I'm a
thirty seven year old male, and I still don't feel mature.
When I get a bill, I feel quite mature, right,
and when I pay it, I feel mature. And then
outside of that, right, sitting in a parent teacher conference,

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I feel quite mature. He can blame it on starting drama,
but I think he's just too pussy to tell them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
That feels very accurate. Yeah. Maybe some people just don't
like confrontation though. Some people just don't like confrontation in
any form at all whatsoever. Call it a puss, you
call it what you want. I would consider it as
in my own mental health, because here's what's gonna happen.
I'm gonna confront you. I'm gonna tell you what's going on.

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You're gonna sit here and nag me to death? Or
why is this? Why is that ask a million goddamn
questions and then it's wearing me down and it's actually
making the problem worse when you could easily just cut
your losses and go on about your business.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Yeah, confrontation is a part of life. Confrontation doesn't always
have to be very drama filled, but confrontation is a
part of life. You're gonna have disagreements with people. You
have to learn how to communicate with people. You have
to work on communicating with people. It isn't if you
can't just avoid confrontation, because then you're just a pushover
or you just don't participate in conversations. And so, in

(01:16:52):
my opinion, you can't. You cannot avoid confrontation. Are you also,
you know, bowing up to the guy who cuts you off?
Are you you know, trying to get in are getting
in bar fight? You see what I'm saying? Like you
just don't want to do this because you look guilty?
Could be what's happening? Women are humans. Women have more

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communication skills than an effing cat. You reasonable answer, reasonable answer?
Ghosting and dragging it out are not the only two options.
Civilly stating that you are no longer compatible is the
mature thing to do. Nuclear answer, dude, you are missing
out on all the joys of mentally manipulating the emotionally vulnerable,

(01:17:34):
finally leaving them as mentally and physically devastated shell of
a human being.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Is just a chef kiss.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
What would ghosting have been equivalent to before the convenience
of texting social media? The same thing, right, Not answering
phone calls?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Right, not answering the door.

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
Not writing letters back?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Right, my dearest Clarice, who is yeah address? I think
it's the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
Uh, listener email this says uh. When I'm not into
a girl anymore, I ghost block, unfollow. My buddies keep
calling me a jerk for it, but honestly, I think
I'm doing them a favor. No mixed signals, no fakes
maybe later, no dragging it out, just a clean break.
It's not about being cold. It's about avoiding drama. I've

(01:18:30):
tried the let's talk about it route before and it
always turned into a fight or tears or me getting
guilt tripped. So why not just cut it out quick?
What do you think, lindsay?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
I mean, you do you?

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
You do you? Eventually your name's gonna get around as
that guy, as the ghoster or whatever, and that'll be it,
and you'll have a problem finding women because you'll have
that reputation as, oh, don't date Oh yeah, you know,
don't date him. He just uses girls and then he

(01:19:03):
just ghosts them. So if you want that reputation, then
then you do you. It seems like though that you
have a fear of commitment.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
Yo, gimpie, about a dollar for every girl I ghosted,
I'd be sitting on a fat ass stack of dollars
right now. Okay, it's okay, it's not the end of
the world. You deal with things however you want to
deal with things, and who gives a good God, damn,
who thinks something different about you? You'll be fine. And
so far as oh, you're gonna be known as that guy,

(01:19:37):
you're gonna be known as the ghost here, and you're
gonna have a hard time finding other people, other women,
other partners. No you won't, No, you won't. You'll find
the next one in the same spot you found the
previous one. It will be okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Trying to decide how philosophical I want to get. So
there's this thought that when you look at the stars,
you're looking at old thirteen million years, ten million years, whatever.
Even light from the stop light.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Is old.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
From the sun, it's old. So you're looking back in time.
You're time traveling essentially, right, so none of it matters.
What matters is so then you can Then you have
to go, well, what does matter? Being effing kind to people,
treating people nice? So to me, it will come back

(01:20:38):
to you twofold things return with interest. Might think about that.
I understand you're young, maybe twenty something, look at it,
just having fun, But you want someone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
To treat your daughter that way? Your whore of a.

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
Mom just saying what's wrong? Why is it so hard
to be kind to people? I don't get it. This
person was intimate with you in some capacity. Maybe the
least you can do is say I'm done. For God's sake,
dine and dash an asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
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That keyword of the number two hundred, two hundred, and
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Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can and
will pass on a question. Let's open up the phone lines.
Here's Corvin in the gang with all the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
You're gonna need.

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
Bmms and whatever you'd like to ask to eight, two, nine,
four or five for to tell the truth. I mean,
we're already getting this, or I think we're gonna address
it tomorrow. What's y'all's big time band this year? I
don't know what this means.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
The one you're looking forward to seeing the most.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Maybe, I mean, I don't know if they mean Rockklahoma.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Oh well, there is a very fair point.

Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
But lindsay, do you have a band that you are
digging right now that's maybe just new to you?

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
No, not really, not not that m hm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
No, gimp Uh, nothing really new to me. You know.
I've I've been very spoken about my love for Sturgel Simpson,
you know, but I think a lot of people know
who he is, so I don't think I have one
that you know, is new to me. I am digging
a hell out of it. I could put that on and

(01:23:27):
just listen to Sturge all day per day. I have
been uh.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
I know, Gimpy and I have talked about this artist before,
but I circled back probably about a month ago, and
it's been soaking up a lot of my when I'm
listening to music by myself and not uh. Demon Hunters
is the Stephen Wilson Jr.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (01:23:53):
Yeah, yeah, kind of red dirt kind of country.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Right, indie indie country, something like that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
He's just got this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Sad voice. I don't even know the right.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
Word, but it is.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
It's he It's awesome. Yeah, he's got a good sound
to him. Good storytellers, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Yeah, Yeah, so that's that's the one that I'm I'm
like a lot. Would you rather have a doppelganger who
goes around doing things that greek havoc in your life
or have an arch nemesis who is occasionally but actively
working to thwart your plans? What would you do, lindsay,
dappelganger goes around doing things that wreak havoc in your life,

(01:24:34):
or an arch nemesis who is actively working to thwart
your plans.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Maybe a doppelganger goes around doing things that reek havoc
because I can always you know, it's not me, It's
just someone who looks like me. Yeah, these people that
know me are going to know that it's not me.
I don't have the same name as me.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
They just look like gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Yeah. I thought about the doppelganger. But even though they
look like you, people don't pay too much attention to
the details. Was that really gimpy? Well it look like him,
you know that was assaulting that person in the parking lot.
I don't need that kind of drama in my life,
and I'm used to having plans thwarted from time to time.
So give me an arch nemesis. Man, I'll take it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:26):
I don't have an arch nemesis. I agree, Gimpy. I
feel like there's always some sort of force constantly trying
to thwart my plans. And I agree a doppelganger could
get me in jail. I'm not him. It's my doppelganger.
Sure it is, Buddy, get in there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Uh huh. Tell that to Harris Forward.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
I mean, even Andy went to jail, he didn't do
anything wrong, or did he. If you could erase one
song from existence, which would it be? Okay one? I
have one because I just complained about it to Lindsay yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Huh oh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
There's a rap song that I can't stand and I
want to say that. I think the title of it
is Broccoli.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
My next it's going to be calliflower.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Right, I think that's the name of it, and I think, honestly,
I think it's in our system.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
From twenty sixteen?

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
What is it? This one here, Lindsay, that's the only
broccoli dr Amram Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
I think it is the stupidest song.

Speaker 7 (01:26:54):
Ever, based just off the name and him playing a
recorder in the preview picture. I'm gonna agree with you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
The recorders are very underappreciated musical instruments.

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
It's the worst gimpie one song you would like to
remove from existent.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Easy Money Man, Baby Shark, Do To Do To Do.
I could get away with not ever having to deal
with that ever again.

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
Yeah, but it brings kids so much joy, and that
would be the reason I couldn't come.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
To terms with it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
Oh good, which I'm sure broccoli brings joy to some people,
but doubtful it's children and babies, right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Uh Ah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:41):
We play this song a lot. I like the artist
a lot. I can't give a prudent reason why, but
I cannot stand the jelly roll liar song. Oh that's fair,
It's not bad, it's just not I just don't like it.

(01:28:01):
He is a mad genius with his songs. I mean,
his ability to connect with people's great. Again, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
It's just I don't know why, And maybe when you
hear it at the same time every day kind of
gets little old. Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:28:19):
What is the biggest fear that you guys have collectively
or individually? Because to collectively, we've never really talked about it.
We can barely come to terms of what we're gonna
do on Friday is much less something like that. So
we'll just go individually. What's the biggest fear that you
guys have that you have, Lindsay, clowns.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
They freak me out, so they cause me to have
I feel claustrophobic around them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Gimby that I'm gonna be laying on the couch one
day taking a nap monom o business and my home
gets invaded by master hoodlums with guns.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
I'll try to narrow it down to one. Probably just
like being in a horrific car wreck. Oh, yeah, because
there's zero control there. Like someone wants cross the center line. Yeah,
because they're reaching down to get their iPhone or whatever like,

(01:29:27):
or they have a grabber across the center line.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
I think that that one. I like this one. A.
Is there any off.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Air tension between any of you three, Linden, Not really. Maybe,
so you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I mean maybe on a certain day or something, every
you know, every blue moon, maybe, but no in general, no.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Gimpy, I'd agree with Lindsay. In general. Now, I think
every now and again, it happens. Some days are worse
than others. But for the most part, I think we're
firing all four cylinders. Of course there is. We work together,
we have different philosophies and opinions and feelings and moods

(01:30:22):
and partners and money situate. Yes, there are times where
we get cross with each other. It is what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
I don't believe there's malice between any of the three
of us. So if one of us sets the other
one off, it isn't to be poking the bear, right,
I don't think so. If your best friend was a supervillain,

(01:30:53):
which supervillain.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Would it be? It's a great question.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
So your best friend is a super villain, that means
they're not doing anything bad to you. But then how
much of a super villain are they? Uh so, who
would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Lindsay, like, is Cruella de Vilis considered a super villain?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I don't think so. She's just a bitch. Yeah, she
would considered a villain, but she doesn't have any superpowers
to kind of like you know, hero superhero.

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
Sorry, she just killed puppies for a coat, right, crazy?
So listen, Walt, I've got this idea for a movie.
We have a lady kill puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Maybe Doctor Evil did he have to be super? No,
he didn't really have superpowers?

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Did he doctor Evil like from Austin Power. He's just
a villain. There's nothing super about him. I mean he
did put a sharp I mean I think he's the villain,
But does he have a superpower? That's fair? Okay? Is

(01:32:13):
that what you're going with? Okay, GIMPI I I'm going
through this list. There's a long list of super villains.
But I've always been a huge fan of Venom. So
if I could get if I'm best friends with Venom,
I'm for it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
I'm picking Loki. He's not really he just wants He's
just a troll, right right, and some of the stuff
you're like, ah, that's kind of funny. Yeah, I think
Loki makes the most sense.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Yeah, good choice.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
Uh, the mms and whatever you'd like to say to
eight two nine four five for to tell the truth,
your chance to get to know the show better.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
What's the first concert you ever went to?

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Lindsey New Kids on the Block? Actually that was fourth grade,
third grade Beach Boys. Beach Boys was third grade?

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Uh? Gimbi a Christian musician that goes by the name
or excuse me, quent by it because he's dead now.
Carmen Carmen my uncle Joe and his wife Sandra took
me to that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:26):
Kiss nineteen eighty four, Animalized Tour fourth grade. Whole family went, mom, dad,
brother me. Do you have a current or one you've
been doing for a while? Activity that is escapism and
lets you concentrate on just what you're doing and you
can kind of set life and problems and pain.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
In the ass.

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
Off into the side. Like, for instance, my newest one
has been golf. It gives me a chance to just
not think about the rest of the crap and be
present in the moment. Lindsay, do you have a activity
or something you do for escapism?

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
I suppose any yard work, any anything out outside and
outside in the house, whether it's some sort of yard work,
whether it's weeding or just cleaning up the outside porch.
I like to make sure that area is clean, and

(01:34:33):
that is what I'm laser focused on.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
GIMPI hop on my bike and ride man go as
far as you can win.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
Therapy is a good one. I mean jiu jitsu. If
you don't, you're I haven't been able to go because
of injury. But just if you don't participate and pay attention,
you're going to make a girdle sound because you're getting choked.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Eh.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
Do you pick the songs that are played daily or
chosen for you? Yes and no. It just depends on
the mood. Gimpi's in yeah, right, but Gimbia has the
authority to slide music around once in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Uh. Would you rather be locked in a truly haunted
house or trapped in an elevator for eight hours?

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
I would rather be locked in a truly haunted house
because being in an elevator for eight hours sounds awful,
and talk about claustrophobia that would really set in. At
least in a truly haunted house, there's different rooms to

(01:35:52):
wander into.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
You've got friends, Hey, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
And you've got friends to talk to. Who knows they
could be good ghosts? Say give me bad ghosts.

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
I'll take my chances, Gimbi.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
I just watched The Conjuring two with my old lady
last night, right before we went to bed, right, and
I'm good on any kind of truly haunted house at all, whatsoever?
Very rarely, at least according to movies and television, a
haunted house is gonna be Casper, the friendly ghost. I

(01:36:25):
want to say nine times out of ten. There are
always assholes who are out to get you and want
you dead for whatever reason. I feel. If I'm stuck
in an elevator for eight hours, I'm good with that.
I can watch TikTok videos, I can communicate text met
I can take a nap, several of them. You know.

(01:36:50):
I could find things to do, play games on my phone,
do all that till the battery dies, and then go
to sleep. Wake up. I'm out the elevator. I'm not
getting haunted or molested or murdered by ghosts escalated.

Speaker 7 (01:37:07):
I mean, those things won't also happen in an elevator
for eight hours by myself.

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Yeah, being in an elevator for eight hours is wild.
How about conditioned air? Usually elevator shafts are not so Uh,
just on that basis of alone a haunted house, and
what does haunted mean?

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
I have plenty of voices.

Speaker 7 (01:37:28):
In my head already. What I'm taking medication for, I
don't know. I probably just account those to be the voices.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Yeah, time to go in?

Speaker 7 (01:37:40):
Yeah right, a chain dragging? What am I gonna get in?
My great great great great great great grandpa, So I
don't I'll take the haunted house sounds fun. I'll sleep
at night, maybe I will. I'll be up during the day.

(01:38:01):
They're not gonna haunt me during the day, right maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
No, Ghosts don't just haunt at night. I think they
do one of the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
There are no rules that exactly open up a few
cabinet doors during the day. Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
What are you gonna ring the doorbell? I'm not gonna answer, right,
uh huh. That's all good and gravy until dishes start
flying across the room in your general direction, or knives,
or like yesterday watching the conjuring they're sitting there minding
their own business because the mom's like, I don't believe
what's going on, and then the dresser slides from one
side of the room to the other without anybody touching it.

(01:38:42):
Pick you up, These forces pick you up end of
the air, slam you across the room into the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
Besides, in a movie, has that ever happened? Usually people's
sightings of ghost is like a dust spec in a photo,
or they hear something, or they think they see something
in the distance, or they feel like they've been touched
by one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
And some claim to have sex with them.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Is it cheating if you have sex with the ghost?

Speaker 7 (01:39:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Was the ghost having sex with you? Or you having
sex with the ghost?

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
I mean, I don't think that I'm gonna make the move,
So it's being honest.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
So at that point, it's just rape, but it's not cheating.
Is rape cheating? Oh you got raped last night? Uh huh,
you're out cheating, your cheating horror.

Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
As a male, Go ahead and sell that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Did you enjoy it? Do you want to do it again.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
To find it enjoy Yep? Right, don't answer that right now,
it's not appropriate answer. All right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Four of the Big Men Morning Show is nest.

Speaker 7 (01:39:52):
I saw this story about a band that I knew,
not letting you off, And I had no idea that
this happened to this band. And they're not a super
popular band. Some of you might remember them. They were
an alternative rock band. They had a little bit of
crossover into pop music and they were part of that emo,

(01:40:19):
scream o Hawthorn Heights type of fallout Boy type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
And you.

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
I'm trying to see if we have the song in here.
I don't see it in there. But the band was
called Brand New Okay, And like I said, people liked him.
The guy in the band, the lead singer, used to
be in another band was the Bassis that was pretty famous,
and he went and started this band and they did

(01:40:50):
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
A lot of people liked him.

Speaker 7 (01:40:54):
And I was trying to see if I could find
the song here and which why can't find the song
will be explained, and they just kind of vanished, and
I found out that the lead singer had allegations brought

(01:41:15):
against him in twenty seventeen for sexual misconduct with minors.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
I wonder why they just disappeared.

Speaker 7 (01:41:28):
And they kind of tried to manage it for a while,
and then the band was like, yeah, we're done. And
the guy that the lead singer, he's not on social
media apparently or as him, and so he can't see

(01:41:49):
what he's up to or what's going on. Right fast
forward to like twenty twenty four, they do like a
private show for family and friends and imply that they
are going to do a reunion tour, to which people

(01:42:11):
do not like very well because of these allegations so much.
In fact, another allegation comes forward of a different person.
This is the band if you remember it, I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:34):
Can play today's apolling me.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Okay, I didn't expect a lot of people to know
who they are.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
It's got what's her name?

Speaker 7 (01:42:45):
That Britney Murphy is in the video for this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
Yeah, they were MTV.

Speaker 7 (01:42:51):
Darlings for sure, show up so that was probably their
most popular song. And so they say they're going to
do a tour, or at least there's notes of it,
and I can't find anything that they actually went on
with a tour because of these new allegations. So here's

(01:43:17):
the question, should they tour? Should they be allowed to
if they're just allegations.

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Yeah, just allegations. You're innocent until proven guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:43:33):
But you know that's not true, right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
Right, So if they sell tickets then fine, I mean
it's on them if they if they feel like that
he's innocent, then sure. I mean, if it's up to
the fans really if they want to see him or not, can.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Be Yes, they should be able to go on tour
because nothing's been proven and nobody's been convicted yet. However,
your image is tarnished. I don't know how many fans
this band has. I'm sure they've got more than just Corbyn. Okay,

(01:44:20):
So with that being said, you you you can, but
again your image is tarnished and people might might you
might not get as many tickets sold as you used
to because the people who go to that show I

(01:44:42):
like the music. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but he raped women.
So you're supporting rape, sexual assault, whatever the case is. No, no,
not at all. It's just really good music. Well, you,
as the fan, are buying a ticket to go watch
these people, to support them. Therefore, you are a supporter
of sexual assault. I think for the band's sake, you

(01:45:06):
probably shouldn't. So long answer, yeah you can. Short answer,
yeah you can, but I don't think you should.

Speaker 7 (01:45:14):
And we should point out there were never any charges,
There were never any court cases against him, nobody suit him.
They're just allegations. Now he did come forward and apologize
for it. Maybe that because he really did. Maybe he
got some bad pr advice, right, I don't know. But
when they re announced, when they announced they we're going

(01:45:36):
to go back on tour again. In twenty twenty five,
the new allegation said that this woman said that he
was grooming her since she was fifteen and he was
over twenty at the time, and I'm not saying it
didn't happen to this woman, but I need I hear
the word, but I want to know what that means,
not so I can decide whether he did it or not,

(01:45:58):
or whether she's being telling the truth. Just don't know
what that means. Was he being nice to her and
you know, love bombing her and fawning over her?

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Does that make a difference if she is for seventeen
and he's in his twenties or whatever, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:46:14):
Still wrong, still wrong to But I don't know if
it's grooming. If he really had feelings for her, it's
still not okay one hundred percent. But I don't know
if grooming makes it sound like he was, like you
a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
I say, true that, but we said it earlier. You know, well,
there was no penetration, we didn't really have sex. But
you're still doing something you know is wrong. In that case,
it was sending depicts to the coworker. In this case,
you are physically and emotionally attracted to a minor.

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
Yeah, But I'm just saying the allegation of grooming implies
right that he was twiddling his thumb. Mister Burns kit rhyme.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Right, giving her the old jeffy Epstein treatment.

Speaker 7 (01:46:59):
Like, what was what's the organization that just got in
trouble a few years back with some actresses and they
were had branding on them and stuff like that. That
was the real thing that was grooming, right Branch Davidians,
David Koresh, there was grooming there, right, There's other cults

(01:47:21):
were grooming happened. So when I hear grooming, I want
to know what that means, right, I want to know
what they're saying the grooming was. And I don't know
if they should go on tour again. There's no charge,
there's no court case. It's just somebody going he did this.

Speaker 1 (01:47:41):
But in a court of public opinion, which is what
a lot of it hinges on. You know, everybody's like,
this guy's a scumbagh. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:47:53):
I wouldn't say that they're hardcore.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
That was hardcore.

Speaker 7 (01:47:58):
Some people are saying that they're a hardcore hardcore groomers.
And by the way, if you're just a guy in
the band and you didn't know any of this was happening,
yeah right, and you're like, what are you doing? Man?
This was my retirement plan.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
I mean, look at Marilyn Manson. He's still performing, and
he went to court about it.

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
There settled. I don't think he settled. I think that
that like those got dropped. I think they found it substantiated.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Right, And Manson's been around a lot longer. His name's
been bigger, way bigger than Who Is brand New?

Speaker 7 (01:48:43):
Chris Brown beat the s out of Rihana another A
list at the time, still is performer and singer, and
nobody cared.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
They cared for like an hour.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
No nobody cared. I don't even know if they cared
that long. Shocked, sure, but I'm pretty sure he didn't
have any problem playing music for people, right, I I
had no idea all this stuff. Now, there's other bands
that lost profits are another one that I know of.
And that guy he was raping kids like he was

(01:49:20):
not a.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
Good person, right, Right.

Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
There's plenty of stories where this happens in bands and
you find out they do bad things and you're like, WHOA,
that's not okay. So and by the way, if I
liked them, that doesn't mean anything either. Right, I didn't
know them. I didn't know that that was happening.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
Right, You didn't hang out with them on Tuesdays.

Speaker 7 (01:49:43):
If your kid, let's say, a kid who wasn't around
when Chris Brown beat Rihanna and they like, I love
Chris Brown, You're like, hey, hey, hey, I.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Mean it wouldn't hurt anything to educate the people these
fans that don't know about it, and they could form
their own opinion and still listen to their music if
they want to, Sure, of course, but I think people
should at least know.

Speaker 7 (01:50:20):
I'm sorry, where can I put my katana?

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
I always think it's funny when you see people get
on a plane and they have like a cello or something.
You're like, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:50:32):
You know. When I was in middle school, when I
first started playing in the band, right before I started
playing the drums, I really wanted to be in the band,
so I picked instruments that I could play with my
one good hand. Right, saxophone out of the question, clarinet,
out of the fucking question. We're not playing flutes anything
like that, so trumpets right, The marching French horn was

(01:50:57):
another one.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Right, trombone you could have played ooh.

Speaker 7 (01:51:00):
Mainly losers play trombone. I always love when people do
they have like something they did that it's considered you know,
in cliches to be something, and then they're always like,
come to the dark.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Side, play the trombone.

Speaker 7 (01:51:16):
People settle on the trombone. They don't pick the trombone.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
Shut up. I picked it. I picked it because everyone
else either picked the flute or the clarinet, and I
was like, fuck that. I don't want to be like
everyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:51:27):
I'm going to be different now. I want to play
the trombone, no matter how.

Speaker 2 (01:51:30):
I wanted to do a dude instrument, I.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Guess regardless I had. The flute can be a dude instrument.
No it can't. It's like gays like an instrument. No, oh, no,
give me one that's gayer than the flute. Harp. I
don't know man.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
Male heart player name one.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
I don't know his name because he's like a homeless
guy that lives downtown that carries his harp with him
and he plays outside of like clubs and ship and uh,
you know, harp round fucking harp. I ain't lying, dude,
he all his motherfucking around And I actually thought about,
uh seeing if he could come to the toy drive. Uh.
This was years years, years years ago. Uh to sit

(01:52:14):
and play the fucking harp in the background because he
was really good. He was really good. He's I don't
I couldn't tell you any famous harpists harp players. Thorp
of Jethrow Tall played the flute.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Har Marx played the harp.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
That's really called har Marx, one of the Marx brothers,
a comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
Of the harpy.

Speaker 7 (01:52:40):
Listen name anytime you've seen him play it. Those two
were fucking jokesters. But Jethrow Ian Thorpe of Jethrow Tall
hardly is gay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:52:57):
Again and sorry sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
Either way, of course a guy named Ian would play
the flute whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:53:07):
Yeah, he's a total flute player. Yeah, floutest the loudest.
He's a proud floutist. He also plays the harmonica, the keyboard, bass, guitar, the.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
Bozuki, I don't know what a bazooki is.

Speaker 7 (01:53:22):
The balioka, okay, the saxophone, and a variety of whistles. God,
I want that on my bio.

Speaker 1 (01:53:29):
A variety of whistles.

Speaker 7 (01:53:31):
Corbin, host of The Big Man Morning Show, family Man,
self proclaimed foodie, practices jiu jitsu and master of several whistles.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Breaks out a fucking case and it's just different whistles.
This is my prize slide whistle. Okay, here's a bazook
I've seen those before. Okay, yeah, an Asian long neck. Furthermore, Susan,
what other kind of whistles are there beside coach and slide?

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
A dog whistle?

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
A dog whistle? Okay, we just believe he's good, right,
the dogs will? They don't tell us. I can't think
of any other kinds of whistles. Oh the skin whistle.
But you know what I meant, your lifts together and blow?

Speaker 7 (01:54:16):
Yeah, okay. There are different types of yes, uh size
from small or nose flute types. What okay? Yeah, there
are many different types of whistles. Here's a whalebone whistle,
which is a movie at nine. Yeah, there's different types

(01:54:39):
of whistles.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Man who thought?

Speaker 7 (01:54:41):
Okay, I think I think I could be wrong. But
even certain animal calls are.

Speaker 1 (01:54:47):
Whistles, like a duck call. Yeah, animal calls are like
they're they're considered whistles. Oh, I would probably say more
so of a woodwind instrument because they use red as
opposed to a whistle.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
That's the only thing I can think of, right, because
like with your regular coach whistle. Let's got the little
peanut in there, you know, And it's just it's it's
a formation of the of the metal on the inside.
Slide whistle, same thing, you're blowing air through it, pull
the plunger down.

Speaker 7 (01:55:22):
So a whistle refers to the sound made by raping
air through a small opening. Sorry, sorry, I misread that
a whistle refers to the sound made by forcing air
through a small opening with the lips.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
Thanks for cleaning that up. We don't need our whistle
experts after getting.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
You're raping raping the windpipes?

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
So is it like a whiskey?

Speaker 7 (01:55:54):
Is bourbon? Bourbon is whiskey? Thing like is like a
flute a whistle, but it's with a flute. A whistle's
a flute, but a flute doesn't a whistle like something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:56:02):
I guess it could be what lindsay you were in
band as well. Flutes are called what they're not just wind?
The wind instruments considered woodwind. Yeah, well they're not woodwind
because they don't use a reed like saxophone clarinet. Those
are woodwinds because they use a read same way with
your duck calls. But it's still just a wind instrument. Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:56:24):
Recorder is known as a okay is known as a whistle.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
Okay, type of whistle, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:56:31):
This says a tin whistle or the penny whistle. H
the recorder, the ourc arena are all different types of
whistle flutes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Very interesting. And who joins the band and like, you know,
Jethro Tol's like, well, what do you play? What fuck?
I could rock a recorder, bro, I have done three
plind mice a lot, right, what do you play the flute? No?

Speaker 7 (01:56:53):
They're high as hell when he plays the flute. They're like,
you should be in her band.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
He's like, yeah, I play other stuff too. Oh yeah,
they play the recorder. No, and I play you know,
the whistle you get at the at the park. I
got that.

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
I think it's a little bit of on the spectrum.
And you're like, shit, all right, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
And this is Ian.

Speaker 7 (01:57:11):
He's always the last one in the meet and greet
or the first.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
This is Ian. He's our fucking whistler. What is that?
So many different types of whistles? Well, I listened. If
you could be proficient, and something might as well be.

Speaker 7 (01:57:29):
Whistles instruments commonly confused as wouldn't include the metal flute
and the saxophone, which are technically woodwinds. The flute is okay, yeah,
which is missed. The The vibraphone, which is something by
an Aisle twelve at Walmart, is mistaken for wood Uh

(01:57:52):
the wood made xylophone but features metal bars. It's based
on the sound production method, reads her lips, not the material.

Speaker 1 (01:58:00):
What's that, uh, pan flute? So I guess that still
works in there? That's that'd beig considered woodwind because you see,
you know, you know, they're mostly made out of wood anyway, Okay,
just trying to think of what zam.

Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
Fear zam fear masters pan flute. Yes, pan flute is
a woodwind.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
Instrument, okay, and it produces.

Speaker 7 (01:58:19):
Sound by directing air across the open end of a pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Eight out. That's what you said.

Speaker 7 (01:58:28):
Shit, I didn't think we were going to talk about whistles. No, no,
I did not have woodwind instruments and whistles.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
On my pingo card.

Speaker 7 (01:58:35):
Yeah, we stand correct. Apparently flute and harp is not
gay right, surprise, we got it wrong. Always love wing
to get those emails. You got it wrong. No shit, right,
are you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
Just now tuning in for the very first time? You
say that word wrong? And what the fuck is it
your first day? Right? You'd think a heart play would
be good. With his fingers, he might have, you know,
some good action with the ladies. You gotta stretch that
ship out. You gotta be able to work. I could
probably get away with playing a harp. You don't know,

(01:59:11):
you don't need all your fingers to reach all the
way down. How far down are we talking about here?

Speaker 7 (01:59:18):
I mean I don't know exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
I mean, you're not I'm not gonna get a harp
that is, you know, four times my size. I would
get a gimpy proportionate harp, harp for maybe like a
like a like that harp you see, like the Cherubs play.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
You know he made play School.

Speaker 1 (01:59:38):
It works.

Speaker 7 (01:59:42):
I was trying to find, God, damn, the Internet's amazing
the triangle. No, because I think I think the triangle.
There are plenty of lead singers have also played the triangle.

Speaker 1 (01:59:53):
We all have in the middle school band.

Speaker 7 (01:59:55):
Yeah. Uh, I was trying to find with the you know,
Glenn miller Man. Yeah, so you can't do the clarinet, that's.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
So weird that you brought up Glenn Miller, because when
that question got brought up earlier in to tell the
truth about big bands, I wrote down Glenn Miller.

Speaker 1 (02:00:17):
Like actual big band.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
Yes, Glenn Miller is still touring. I have it written
down right here on my piece of paper. And you
just said Glenn here.

Speaker 7 (02:00:26):
Yeah, but I was associating with the uh, with the
the clarinet, yes, not misinterpreting the words either way.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Glenn Miller was supposed to be mentioned today at some
point somehow. Yeah, the the universe got him in there.

Speaker 7 (02:00:43):
What's a common trope or cliche against homosexuals that is
an instrument that is associated with it? Clarinet's the only
one I can think of.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
I mean, besides the skin flute. Yeah, the piccolo piccolo okay,
because you gotta your your lips real thirst.

Speaker 7 (02:00:58):
It's well, it's a it's a small that's.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
The one that's got that weird metal It's like a clarinet,
but it's got the.

Speaker 7 (02:01:05):
Smaller version of a flute.

Speaker 1 (02:01:06):
Uh oh yeah, fucking piper sort of thing. Yeah, Okay,
it's the obo that has the yeah, the little metal
piece coming out at the rest of the wood. Okay, Okay, okay,
what's the difference between a piccolow and a flute.

Speaker 7 (02:01:23):
Yeah, that looks like that looks like the guy that
would play the piccolo. Piccolo is significantly smaller and plays
an octave higher than the flute.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
Okay, do people go, that's piccolo?

Speaker 10 (02:01:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
I liked and catch it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
The argument with Kenny g. He played a saxophone, No
he didn't. He played an obo. No, it was a clarinet.

Speaker 7 (02:01:45):
Whatever, I don't Kenny g did not he played the saxophone.
He played the alto saxon. Yeah, he never played. No
one's ever thought he played the obo.

Speaker 2 (02:01:54):
What the fuck was that?

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
Oh that's the spirit of Glenn Millar coming in and
fucking shut up, is what it is. God damn Kenny g. Uh,
he's got a great podcast. By the way, was it
the alto or did he play the soprano sacks?

Speaker 7 (02:02:08):
He may have been. He may play both. I know
saxophone was his jam? Oh yeah, I'm sure he plays
other instruments. Man's incredibly talented. So soprano sacks. Yeah, okay,
it looks like a clarinet to your defense.

Speaker 1 (02:02:22):
Yeah, because it's all long and straight.

Speaker 7 (02:02:24):
Yeah, obo is the one that looked that was really tall, right,
and it had the little.

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
Yeah, yeah, look like you're taking a breathalyzer test or something. Yes, yes,
I uh, I took speech in high school. You've heard
me talk about that before. And uh, the fucking mister Arnold,
great guy, little fruity, but great guy. Nonetheless, he would
always play Kenny G. When it was time to sit
back and do our work. Wow, lesson playing would be over.

(02:02:51):
Now it's time to work on your homework. Da Da
da da, and fucking Kenny G would be on every
fucking time. You go over there and hit play on
that cassette and we would listen to Kenny every fucking day.
I had him for speech class and Oklahoma history, so
I had it. I had to do with Kenny G
twice a day.

Speaker 7 (02:03:07):
Yeah. At the time, you probably thought that was dumb
and like lighting the loafers, oh for sure. And now
coolest shit, man, I'm for it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16):
Man, you want to relax, throw on some Kenny G.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
I put Kenny G on before going to bed at night,
and then in hopes that it would put me to sleep,
but it wouldn't because I would get lost in my
own thoughts because I would listen to his music, and
I would start picturing some of his songs, like in
scenes from movies like Oh, I could totally picture this
scene happening right now with this particular Kenny G song

(02:03:42):
playing in the background, and it would drive me crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Is he still out doing stuff?

Speaker 2 (02:03:48):
I saw him in concert at the United Center.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
That does not surprise me.

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
With Tony Braxton, Okay, it was a it was. It
was a great concert.

Speaker 1 (02:03:59):
Actually, guess how old Kenneth G is or Kenneth Gorlic?

Speaker 7 (02:04:06):
You know who? I'm confusing Kenny G with Richard Marx.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
Oh, the guy who started Marxism.

Speaker 2 (02:04:15):
Richard Marx.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
Oh God, I'll be waiting. Yeah, no, no, that neither. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
What song was that for a girl like.

Speaker 7 (02:04:28):
You in the summer nights? Yea, hold onto the nights.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
We'd love to play it for you, but I can't.

Speaker 7 (02:04:38):
They would fucking shut us down. Yeah, I was confusing
Kenny G with Richard Marx.

Speaker 1 (02:04:44):
Kenneth Gorlic? How old is he?

Speaker 2 (02:04:46):
Gorlic is his last name? Yeah, I want to say,
I want to say seventy one.

Speaker 1 (02:04:54):
He is a very giggody sixty nine. And when I
say giggity, not like that. But yeah, yess who? Richard
Marx is married to Richard Marx missus Mars.

Speaker 7 (02:05:05):
Yes, but before he was.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
I think he was married to a supermodel at one time.

Speaker 7 (02:05:13):
She may have been a model, but she's I think
she's more known for something else.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Okay, who is it?

Speaker 7 (02:05:20):
Who is MTV?

Speaker 1 (02:05:22):
Okay? Oh, Downtown Julie Brown Kennedy?

Speaker 7 (02:05:25):
No, no, no, uh? Dais a fin days?

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
Really?

Speaker 3 (02:05:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
Really god, I haven't heard that. Damn it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:36):
Volleyball player? She played volleyball. She was a swimsuit model.

Speaker 7 (02:05:40):
She was a swimsuit model. I swear she was a
weather presenter.

Speaker 1 (02:05:45):
Still, yes, where's your Instagram? Daisy? Right here?

Speaker 7 (02:05:52):
Why are we seeing thirst traps from her?

Speaker 1 (02:05:54):
For real? Here?

Speaker 7 (02:05:56):
She is first one boom. Yeah she still looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
Yeah, good for her?

Speaker 7 (02:06:04):
Yeah, MTV?

Speaker 1 (02:06:08):
How about that? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:06:10):
Everybody was like when they got together, Everybody's like, God, damn,
Richard Marks must just have a giant cock because he's Daisy,
because he got daisy footage, because only hot women want
giants members.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
Isn't that how it goes?

Speaker 7 (02:06:25):
No, every eva giant is different. It could be shallow,
right right, excuse me? You have a small becker. Good,
you're a candidate, then you're in here, come on in.
Speaking of I have something really funny looking at giant cocks, Well,

(02:06:46):
penis is really okay. These are ways your penis ages
when you get older. Some of them you will expect.
Some of them will throw you off. Now, obviously I
save this for the podcast, so we could be a
little more colorful with it. But uh, the first one
that's on this list is it's not going to be
what it used to be. I think we all know that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
Less testosterone, sex drive, all those things, right, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:07:08):
That's an easy one. The next one I was not.
It apparently can turn gray.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
That makes sense though, when things I haven't seen a
lot of old cock, have you, That makes sense though,
Like things turn gray as they age your hair, you know,
So if it's not getting used, or if it's just
getting I can see how what happens to something when
it turns. When it's when it dies, when it dies,

(02:07:36):
it's not dying, it technically is not. It's not.

Speaker 7 (02:07:40):
Listen, I'll give you that, but it's dying on day one.

Speaker 2 (02:07:44):
There's still blood going through it.

Speaker 7 (02:07:46):
Yes, it's not. Yeah, And this is and this is
more implying of the melanin that's in the skin in
that area that causes the hair to go gray.

Speaker 1 (02:07:58):
Got a picture of an old gray cock in here?

Speaker 7 (02:08:00):
No, no, because I have a lot of gray hair.

Speaker 1 (02:08:02):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (02:08:03):
I don't know. I don't think, and I have a
lot of gray in my beard.

Speaker 1 (02:08:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:08:08):
Are your pubes gray?

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
You're thinking?

Speaker 7 (02:08:10):
You like, I can see it right now past my
fucking belly.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
I mean, chest hairs turn gray?

Speaker 1 (02:08:19):
Sure, sure, I just don't.

Speaker 7 (02:08:21):
I don't think I have any gray pubes.

Speaker 2 (02:08:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
I haven't found one yet. I haven't reached that point.

Speaker 7 (02:08:26):
But maybe we need to start the Gray Pube Club.
But you know how like GPC.

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Okay, so what do we pluck our first? One? Second?

Speaker 7 (02:08:33):
One you call up and you tell us you're you're
a member of the GPC.

Speaker 2 (02:08:38):
I got a question for you guys. You know how
like old people get like liver spots on their hands,
you know, Yeah, would you rather have those growing on
your dick or it just turned gray?

Speaker 1 (02:08:50):
And rather it just turned gray? Because if you've got
spots growing on your dick, it looks like disease.

Speaker 7 (02:08:54):
I mean, I think what you're asking in my brain
is it won't matter because that the age that liver
spots or it turns gray happen. Yeah, I'm pretty much
done with it. It's like it's like, uh, it's like, uh,
you know, my camping gear. I'm not going camping again, right,

(02:09:16):
sitting there, another one on here. It shrinks, Okay, it's
average dropping blood flow, things like that, lower testosterones.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
Yeah, you know, you know, well that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (02:09:28):
Folds of belly fat help hide the penis, of course,
because you're you get a lot of fat in that area.

Speaker 1 (02:09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:09:35):
It curves apparently as something that happens when you age.

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
Really, as you get older, the peyronies kicks in. Huh.

Speaker 7 (02:09:41):
Yeah, by your fifties or sixties, you can have enough
scar tissue build up to make your penis bend or
curve during an erection.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Well, stop bating it so fucking much and maybe you
won't have scar tissue. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:09:53):
I don't think it's from that, does the sounder?

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Yeah, settle down, listen, it's just a tiny metal rod
your cock hole, it's all.

Speaker 7 (02:10:00):
Maybe that'll keep it from First of all, tiny metal
rod is not a sentence, just so we're clear, right,
and if it is, it shouldn't be. And tiny metal.

Speaker 1 (02:10:11):
Rod in your cock exactly. It feels like a movie.
I'm hey, maybe it keeps it stiff so you can
get the you know, because if it ain't coming up,
you know you got it. Kind of like a splint
for your broken finger, except my finger's not broken. My
dad him, whale? Is it? Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:10:31):
Your testicle shrink really and another part of reduced testosterone
maybe an injury less blood flow, anabolic steroids. Situation in
that area can cause the reduction. Sometimes even testicular cancer
can do that, which made me think, have you checked
yourself for testicular cancer? Tom Green?

Speaker 1 (02:10:50):
My balls for cancer all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:53):
How do you check?

Speaker 1 (02:10:53):
You rub them? You had to rub the ball, same.

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Thing for like breast cancer.

Speaker 7 (02:10:57):
No, basically no, because you don't of balls on your breast.

Speaker 2 (02:11:01):
But you give yourself a self breast examination.

Speaker 7 (02:11:06):
You feel around for a lump?

Speaker 1 (02:11:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know you you try to
rub the outside of the ball to see Tom Green,
thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
Are you feeling for a lump?

Speaker 1 (02:11:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I bump any kind of abnormalities.

Speaker 7 (02:11:18):
Should there should be only one bump?

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
I I I have the scars from the vasactomy, right
you you probably have the same ones whatever, and those
will throw me off every now and again. The clips
throw me off, right, I'm like, what the fuck is?
Oh yeah, that's okayect not cancer.

Speaker 7 (02:11:37):
Uh, scrotum SAgs, Your sack SAgs and becomes a fucking booie.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
Right, it's just thirsty. Yeah, yeah, that's why. That's that's
why that suck underwear works so well. Scrow toks. There's
actually people that do that fucking injections and your ball
sacked to keep the wrinkles out and keep it all
nice and tight. Good. I don't care. I'm past making
it look good.

Speaker 7 (02:12:01):
It's less sensitive, you lose sensation, and it takes more
time for you to get aroused even reach orgasm.

Speaker 1 (02:12:10):
Okay, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (02:12:13):
This one's interesting. It loses its spring.

Speaker 1 (02:12:17):
So if you do have an erection, it doesn't go.

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:12:22):
I think they're more implying how quickly you get an erection.
Your older lower hormone levels, less blood secure circulation, and
nerve damage can make getting harder harder.

Speaker 1 (02:12:33):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:12:33):
A rectile dysfunction becomes a problem in older you get.
By age seventy seventy percent of men will have trouble
getting an erection. Really, damn near seven out of ten.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
I hope I still get a good boner In seventy
fatty deposits occur which create a color change. Is that
where the gray comes into play? I guess okay.

Speaker 7 (02:12:56):
Blood is what gives the tip of your penis a
pink color. As blood flows slows, the penis hand, penis
head turns a lighter shade. Rarely, a change in penis
color is a sign of cancer. If you also have
other symptoms, like bumps or sores, you should see a doctor. Bitch,
any sore, I don't care what a sore I'm seeing

(02:13:18):
the doctor.

Speaker 1 (02:13:20):
You're not going to wait for it to weep and
ooze before you go to the doctor.

Speaker 7 (02:13:23):
No Ah. And then the last one here, it goes
bald as you get older.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
Really well, that's nice.

Speaker 7 (02:13:31):
The hair around your penis, like the hair on your head,
thins with age because it's less visible than the hair
on your scalp. You may not feel the need to
do anything about it, but hair transplant is an option
if you are sensitive about baldness on your cock.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
I'm good on that. I am happy with my thinning
hair on top, But doc, can you please give me
a give me my bushback.

Speaker 2 (02:13:54):
More hair you lose, the more hair, more head do
you get?

Speaker 7 (02:13:57):
Congratulations? Uh, here's fifty year examine.

Speaker 1 (02:14:01):
She was good.

Speaker 7 (02:14:02):
You have any other questions?

Speaker 1 (02:14:03):
Yeah? Can I get a hair trance playing? No?

Speaker 7 (02:14:09):
No, thank you, No, you're fine.

Speaker 1 (02:14:14):
I'm just I'm insecure about the baldness of my dick.
Started call.

Speaker 7 (02:14:18):
It is getting a little much.

Speaker 1 (02:14:19):
With roguint of here.

Speaker 7 (02:14:26):
The way it turns out, man, fucking GLP one's probably
fix it. Yeah, right, that's fucking fixing everything.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
Goddamn right, making them skinny, cring, cancer.

Speaker 10 (02:14:36):
Diabetes, right, like all the things you're like, well shit,
uh huh, it's funny, how like when other things happen here, Like, yeah,
I don't trust them.

Speaker 7 (02:14:46):
I don't trust those scientists. But GLP one with all
the things people are like, holy shit, how about this?

Speaker 1 (02:14:53):
Huh Right, I believe this science. I don't believe any
of that. Ship. There's a long term thing that we
haven't figured out yet, because the GOLP ones have just
recently come out. So what's going to happen in the
long term.

Speaker 7 (02:15:04):
Yeah, I don't know. In the first GOLP when it
feels appairly recent.

Speaker 1 (02:15:08):
It seems like it it seems like before it was
just fucking slim, faster adderall. I don't know, fucking cocaine,
but oh shit, golp one's been around for a while
nineteen eighty six, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:15:20):
Well for diabetics, and they're like, oh, the people have
still been taking exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:15:24):
Okay, it doesn't matter the purpose it was for, all right,
So there's reason for something. It's just recently like, hey,
this should make you lose weight exactly, and you lose
that dumb truck ears.

Speaker 2 (02:15:33):
Yeah, Wilson, anyone who's anyone wants to lose weight, They'll like,
sign me up. I can lose weight without working out.

Speaker 1 (02:15:40):
You look so fucking sickly, so sickly anybody. And I've
seen look at fucking Jelly Roll right now, and I
know he's out there working, he's I see him exercise
on the TikTok, but he looks sickly as hell.

Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
I think he looks better than what he looks, healthier
than what he did.

Speaker 1 (02:16:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:16:00):
I don't think sunken eye people look healthy now, No, no, no, no,
But that's what Gimpi's describing.

Speaker 1 (02:16:05):
Yeah, he looked a lot better before he dropped all
the weight, and then there's a lot of them out.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
There unhealthy though. I mean he was snack away from
a heart attack.

Speaker 7 (02:16:16):
I think that's extreme. Not all people that are overweight
are that. It is a misconception that people that are
overweight are a in your words, a snack pack away
from a heart attack. It's true that being that size
is not healthy for your bones and for blood circulation.

(02:16:36):
That is true, but that doesn't mean they're unhealthy in
a point where they're about to die any moment.

Speaker 1 (02:16:42):
It's a glandular problem. I'm fluff you bad motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (02:16:48):
I think a lot of people like to dog on
people that take glps and like, oh, they're taking a
shortcut or whatever. I don't see any difference between that
and a breast job, or getting your cheeks your eyebrows
pulled back, or getting liposuction, or getting shin implant or
calf implant. If that makes you feel good, we have

(02:17:10):
the technology to do it. Do it, yeah, because you
could get killed walking your doggie.

Speaker 1 (02:17:15):
True, But when it making you look like you're dying,
like you look like a cancer patient, I don't think
it's a good idea. And a lot of them are
like the same way with the uh the gastric bypass surgery.
You know. Yeah, it's helped a lot of fatties out
there lose a shit ton of weight. But I think
they're losing it way too fast. They look unhealthy. It
was a fucking al Roker, right, Al Roker, the weather

(02:17:39):
man on the Today Channel, Big plumpy guy or whatever
what got the fucking gastric bypass looks sickly as fuck
now does not look right at all whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
It's just weird to shame somebody because they're fat and
then shame them because they took a drug to lose
it as well.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Oh, you can't win at all whatsoever. You're gonna get,
Shane regardless. Shame because your name is Tom Joe maybe Okay,
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:18:05):
I think Tom always feels like well so does Joe
ge Nah, that's why they used Joe because it was
such a common thing.

Speaker 1 (02:18:13):
Okay, fair enough. I guess like Kyle, either way, you
can't win in this world, No, you just can't.

Speaker 7 (02:18:20):
Yeah, we root for people to fall apart, man.

Speaker 1 (02:18:22):
Yes, it makes you look better for yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:18:25):
Yeah, and you definitely can still be a lazy sack
of shit and take GLP once in lose weight.

Speaker 1 (02:18:31):
Right, Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 7 (02:18:33):
I just have the mindset of I like food and
also you can die walk in your doggy, So yeah,
I try like I'm I'm gonna do my best, but
if I want a fucking candy bar, I'm eating a
fucking candy bar.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
I sat down and ate a bowl of fucking mint
chocolate chip ice cream and it was a big fucking
bowl too, And you know what, I did not feel
guilty at all whatsoever. Actually felt Really.

Speaker 7 (02:18:56):
You shouldn't as long as you go back to the
goal you're working on, which is all hard, yeah, and
staying focused that way, an occasional dip into the suite
end of the pool is not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (02:19:06):
Can treat yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:19:08):
The problem is that then when you come back and
you're like, oh, I'm not going to do any of
the other strings. I'm just now I'm going to have
Jack in the box and then I'm going to have
the diner down the street. Right, all right, So Wednesday
we're going to be out at Pucks, which is in
the We Street Ice Center.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
If you're in Tulsa, we'd love for you.

Speaker 7 (02:19:26):
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our friends at yingling Flight. Uh guys have a fantastic
week and uh we'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 1 (02:19:39):
See ya, bye bye