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See if I can guess. I'll write it down and
put it in an envelope. Am I that predictable? Uh?
Certain weeks of the year. Okay, certain weeks of the year.
We're gonna talk about Honaka today.

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Uh, We've got some conspiracy theory Thursday. Mike Malega is
gonna join us. We've got our top list, top five
places you don't want to see a baby and you
can't say bar, it's too cliche.

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It's from a movie. It's joke. And we gave away
a flight and fairway last night.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Jennifer Anderson, Sorry, Jennifer Anderson of Tulsa won the custom
golf cart from Yemling Flight and she was excited, her
kid super excited.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh yeah, she.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Said she's gonna go trick or treating again just so
she can drive it around.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
I know plenty of sixteen year olds that I'll go
trick or treating again, but not care about a golf cart, right,
just right. Do you remember the story a while back
about the guy who faked his own death only to
go to Asia to meet up with some I'm sorry
Georgia the country of Georgia to meet up with some girl. Yoh,

(04:57):
he was gone for like eighty six days. They thought
he was dead. He faked a kayaking accident, yes, dumped
his awe, his things, and then he was gone. Right well,
he got his prison sentence and Gimpia said this. It's
been said on the show multiple times. A guy will
move a couch for Vagina, and this guy did that.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'm not saying the part of.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Him faking his own death with his married wife kids
to go be with her.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
In another country that he'd never been to. I want
you to.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Hear the details he went through just to fly to
Georgia to fake his own death. He got punished, by
the way, eighty six days in jail. The amount of
time eighty six is that right? Thirty six Yeah, eighty
six days in jail. So because the judge was like,
there's no crime on the books for faking your own death, right.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And yeah, I guess there's I don't think there should be.
I mean, what crime has committed unless it's insurance fraud.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
The only crime that would be committed would be like
an intentional use of wasting government resources.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Okay, I mean they didn't they look for him?

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's what the judge was like, you're getting
punished for the number of days we went looking.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
For you, which that makes sense. Yeah, you know, he
used the resources or had the resources used for him,
So it's only fair that he make up for some
of that time.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
So listen to the depths he went through just to
get to this woman in another country because it is
impressive on what he had to do, so God damn it. Okay,
here it is, so he stages death kayaking. He overturned

(06:57):
his kayak, discarded his phone, and dification had an inflatable boat.
I guess with him to then paddle or maybe drug
it behind him in the kayak and then paddled to shore.
He then had staged an e bike and rode an
electric bike seventy miles through the night.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Wow. Then took a bus from Madison, Wisconsin to Detroit, Michigan,
then traveled on another bus to Toronto, Canada, where he
boarded a plane to Paris and then another plane to Asia,
finally getting to the country of Georgia. Wow. This dude
was committed. I have more on this because I was

(07:40):
like an e bike.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I would think taking an e bike would take you
quite a while to go seventy miles two reasons. Not
all of them go thirty forty miles an hour, right,
fifteen twenty feels like a believable amount on an e bike.
If you go fifteen twenty miles an hour, you're going
to three four hours to go seventy miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Maybe so, maybe so, But if that's.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Not a flat surface, no excellent point, which brings me
to my other argument battery life. I don't think that
battery could get you seventy miles, right, unless he souped
it up, that's possible. And they do have e bikes
with like an extended range like that, so maybe he
purchased one with a larger battery to get that range
for it. So what I found was if you can

(08:29):
get a dual battery, and a dual battery might get
you seventy to one hundred, okay, but take into account
hills and other things that pull more demand, you know,
charging your phone off the battery. Then maybe I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't know. Maybe he had a portable charger with
him and he had to stop and charge it. Yeah,
I mean that's such How long does that take? I
mean I would think it would take at least.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
All I know is when I want to play the
switch with the girls and the controller's dead, thirty minutes
doesn't give it enough charge, right, So I can't. Now,
maybe the algorithm to charge a e bike is a
better than a Nintendo switch, right, but I would think
they'd be pretty similar on the how they would charge them.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
So when I was a kid, my parents were never
really good at gift giving. I'll tell you what. I
had a bike and they got me a headlight for
my boyle uh huh. And that connected to this little
rotor motor thing that connected to the wheel and when
it spun around, it gave it the charge that illuminated
the light. My thought is, maybe had something like that

(09:34):
that progressively charged the battery of the e bike, So
like a Margarita bike something to that effect. Yeah, you
know the margarita bike, right, Some bars have these. It's
a stationary bike and when you want to order a margarita,
you sit on it and mix the like it's some
novel thing. Yeah, to which you damn self.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
And people are like yeah, I mean people will go
and grill their own stakes. I don't know why this
feels like a reach.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And go to the bar to exercise. Bro, look at me.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Take a picture somebody on a sharden a weekend like,
look at me, I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Making a margarita and memphish no, thank you, Nashville or whatever.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
So anyway, that is an incredible amount of time to
go through. Just let's just go with planning, right, Just
planning that you're not winging that.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, that's something. It sounds like he'd been putting together
for a while, at least a year, six months to
a year. Because you gotta get the bike. First of all,
you gotta get all your flies, and then you gotta
get this e bike. You gotta stash it somewhere, hide
it under some branches or leaves or something so nobody's
stealing it. Chain it to a tree. I don't know

(10:46):
what he did. There's a lot of work, a lot
of commitments, right, No, the bus schedule, yeah, have cash? Yeah, yeah,
because they'll track you down with your credit cards. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Well, and you got to pay for stuff. And if
you are in a family situation, even if you manage
the money, there's still cash that you.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
People would notice if they check at any point. Right.
This is a really bizarre thing too.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
After fifty eight days of unable to find his body,
they realized he had acquired a new passport, to which
I say, why fifty eight days? Why did you wait
fifty eight days to see if he had.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
A passport or anything like that? Shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
I don't know what the policy is, but I would
think in bizarre scenarios like this, it would be like, yes,
let's keep looking, but let's also make sure he has
there's a PA, has his passport been activated? Has he
went through any Screenings's let's see, right, you know what
I mean, Like, let's all hands on deck type of thing.
And he also bought a three hundred and seventy five

(11:46):
dollars life insurance policy.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Oh, come on, and they're not checking for.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
For That's what I'm saying, like all those things should
have been checked immediately, absolutely, Like yes, you guys, all right,
here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna go check for body
in the river, go see what you can find. We
were gonna go make a phone call, right, make a
phone call.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, that's all it would take.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
And then there's this because again, remember he did all
this for vagina, right, sorry, secondary vagina. He reversed his vasectomy,
Oh my goodness. Not only that, he reversed his vasectomy
with his wife's knowledge. I don't think there's any way
he could get that done without her knowing. Now, she

(12:32):
may not know he got a vasecto me. She may
not have been there with him, but it isn't a
vasecto me. Like in and out. It's a major procedure.
They put you under to reverse it. Yes, okay, they
got her.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
You know. It's like remodel in a car, right right.
They gotta weld the pipes back together, all these they
gotta find the pipes right, undo the clamps. Hope there's
enough slack. Right.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
So his wife thought that he wanted the reversal.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
For her, but really it was for his mystery Georgia Chick. Yeah,
I don't know, but that's what I'm saying. She would
know that. I don't know. That seems bizarre, and so
why would you want to I mean, I guess if
you're planning on moving to an entire different country and
hooking up with a gal and starting a whole new family, yeah,

(13:24):
I guess that makes sense. But if I'm running away
from my wife and kids for some new poon that's
in a foreign country, ah, sure as hell. Aim reversed
in that sum bitch. She already did my deed with
the kids. Wait, that sounds weird. I already had my partner,
had kids in life. You know, I don't want to
start over again.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
So the procedure takes anywhere between two and a half
to four hours. It is outpatient and depending on the complexity,
it requires four weeks of active restriction and riding a
knee bike, heavy lifting, serious strenuous exercise, sexual activity, normal
activities after six to eight weeks. So not too very

(14:06):
similar to when you get a normal viseectimy.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're supposed to.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Take it pretty easy for about four weeks. But when
did he do the vasectomy? Yeah, he could have done it,
you know, a month prior. All to get some strange
that's it, bro go to the massage shop for real.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
There's plenty of slugs in your hometown that you don't
have to go all halfway across the world. Yeah, but
they may show up at my house. Okay, go to
a different town, man, go to a neighboring town.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
I mean, I think that's a pretty I don't want
to sit here and tell you how to cheat on
your partner. But you could just do a tender in
another city. Yeah, a neighboring city.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Or if you're a neighboring state, if you're close, like you,
we're not that far from Arkansas, like two hour drive
right hour and a half. Right, go over there, some
broad and Fort Smith. Chances heard showing up at your
house in tolls. It's pretty slim.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
And again, I'm not on social media enough by name,
just a ghost one so I can do stuff for
the show. I would imagine if he was friends with
her on social media, wouldn't the algorithm kick hey people
you may know to her now she wouldn't know who
that is. But if they keep popping up and they're like,
why am I getting I don't know a name in Georgia.

(15:23):
From Georgia, maybe, but one might see that and think
that it's just spam, he stammers, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
And maybe he just thought out of sight, out of mind.
I have to be in a completely different country so
I can forget about my family altogether.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
And you go, oh, he's dumb. Huh. I mean, he
made a poor choice, for sure, but he's no dummy.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
He puts a lot of thought into it. Yeah, a
lot of thought. He he didn't ABCDEFGHI or whatever.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Right, you can only do it when it's in the
And honestly, I feel like the police or who are
they wasted their own resources.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I got it, they got to look for the man.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Yeah, but they took so much time when really they
just make one phone call and found out the insurance.
One phone call would have, you know, found out about
the passport.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
I think it's easy to judge them in the errors
that they made, but they probably have a policy because
of resources being limited, and when you think somebody's missing,
it's all hands on deck to find the body or
the person. I would imagine as much as I'm critiquing,
like a phone call, you can do that on the
way to the place. I guess, I don't know, call
their buddy at the FBI you're friends with. I feel

(16:43):
like there could have been an extra step, but again,
there maybe there's policies on how they handle that. I
don't want to sit here and go the police, you know,
shame on them. Yeah, nobody died. Yeah, so it isn't
like a giant blunder on their end. Nobody really died.
They just thought he died. And obviously they had some

(17:04):
sort of marital problem. Obviously there was some disconnect.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It's a philosophical difference.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
It's a philosophical difference. She probably thought everything was fine.
It wasn't to him. You know what I think would
be better instead of eighty six days, eighty five days
in jail, which, by the way, he'll probably only do
half if that is, he has to publish all the

(17:31):
messages and pictures he sent to her. Okay, why, shame's
a pretty good punishment. I'm sure he said some things
that were like dude, and that's on the internet forever.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah. I think he's got the shame, you say, just
simply because the story is out and in the national news. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
And also I feel like the messages in might be
more humiliating to his spouse and embarrassing to the family
as well.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't I actually haven't thought.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
I mean, I feel bad for the part the family,
but he made dumb choices.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yeah, but what if he talks about his family.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
That's still he obviously wasn't a good communicator. That's just
his experience on that ride. So what what he says
about her who cares? Yeah, there ain't nothing he can say,
even if she cheated, There's nothing he can say that
makes her look bad in my opinion, because nothing beats

(18:41):
riding an e bike seventy miles for some vagina. Right
when you had the steak at home? Yeah, granted, maybe
it wasn't talking to you.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, you've been eating the same steak for you know,
god knows how long. Yes, you know, it's called commitment.
Had an old ass thing that's sitting in the fridge forever.
It's got mold on it. This one over here, halfway
across the world's fresh.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
You think it is.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Yeah, it's only fresh because it's I do this all
the time when we talk about these reality shows. Is
our ninety day fiance is a good example of it.
Is they meet these people on vacation and then they
then they want to be married to them or be
in a relationship with them, only to find out they're
nothing like they were on vacation. Same thing applies when

(19:30):
you go visit somewhere and you're like, we should move here.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, bitch, you're in a hotel right. Once you move
to that place that's now home, and you bring the
same problems with you to now your vacations.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Matt, you go to the Dominican Republic, you stay at
a beautiful resort, it's awesome, and you go, we could
live here, and then you drive to the airport and
you go, oh god, I'm not living in a tin shack, right.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Not.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
People might not the homes in the Dominican Republic do
not look like marble floored, giant pulled facilities with staff
and great food.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
But if you have a nickel, you canna start your
own I have a nickel. I started my own spot,
my own hotel. Does he slap him? He says something
I think he does and then walks away. I quit?
I quit euro Trip. All right, we gotta take a break.

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Speaker 2 (20:34):
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Speaker 7 (20:59):
Man arrested after repeatedly greeting DoorDash drivers naked. In the
same night, sixty five year old Frederick Riley of Koweda,
Georgia ordered more than food from door Dash for dinner,
so two reports were made by separate female delivery drivers
who said that when they delivered to Riley's home, he

(21:21):
answered the door in his birthday suit. One says that
he even invited her in, but she declined the invitation.
Those claims were validated when a female officer knocked on
his door and yelled door dash. It took only a
minute for Riley to answer the door, yet again naked,

(21:42):
only this time, the greeting was caught on the officer's
body cam, and apparently one of the delivery drivers also
snapped a picture of him at the front door as evidence.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Before am she left his property as well?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, well don't they take a picture where they left
the food?

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Right? That's why she already had her camera out, so
he Riley was shocked to find out that he was
being placed under arrest because he thought in America, you
can answer the door any way you want to.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's perhaps my own homes.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Well once you open the door, now you're literally opening
it to the public exactly. It's called where your eyes
can see. Huh.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
He was charged with two counts of indecent exposure for
the two separate door dash delivery greetings, and he is
out of the Kouwita, Georgia County jail on a twelve
hundred dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Good for him, America, and do what I want because
I want to do it should be fine. Why is
there gonna be consequences? Can't answer the door naked in America?
Where can you? This country's going down a hell hole.
Trump Man convicted after kissing police officer, deering arrest. So

(23:01):
the incident actually happened in December and he's just been
convicted of it. So there's this forty four year old dude.
He gets in trouble for domestic disturbance at his apartment. Right,
they come out, they do their investigation, they're like, okay, dude,
we're taking you to jail. Well, as he's getting cuffed up,
he leans down and kisses the female officer right there

(23:26):
on the neck. The ball called de escalation man, right right,
all right, totally distracts him escalation in a different direction. Yeah,
she didn't take too kindly to that. Naturally, they went
ahead and arrested him not only for the domestic disturbance,

(23:48):
but they got him on sexual battery. Well, Monday, he
was convicted for sexual battery against a law enforcement officer. Damn,
you can't be smooching the police man, toasters in the bathtub,
smooching the police.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
We need to start keeping a list of like no
duh rules right. Mother charged with hitting daughter with car.
A Tennessee mother is facing charges for allegedly hitting her
daughter with the car. Headline splashes right. Officials say the
incident took place last Tuesday at the Chattanooga Girls Leadership
Academy right there in the parking lot. The mother allegedly

(24:31):
stepped on the gas pedal while her daughter was getting
out of the car. After receiving it, which that feels
like an accident. Right after receiving a report from the
girl school, officials reviewed the surveillance cameras and were able
to confirm the report. Misty Sue Coleman is being charged
with aggravated child abuse. I don't I mean, I definitely

(24:54):
you could see the car move forward, right, I'm sure
in a security kimmut, But you can't see if she
white knuckles the steering wheel and in two and then
hammers the pedal. Maybe you do, Maybe you do see
it like lunge up.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Maybe so we're the tires smoking, right, She's doing a
massive burnout before she hits her. Come on, now, do
you forgive your mom. Was it truly an accident or
did she run you down like you owed her money?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I mean, either way, she's not going to be able
to get to a high rate of speed. Definitely knocked
down as a possibility. I doubt you'd get to a
high enough speed to throw you right right.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think you could forgive her. What if she, you know,
holds the line. You know, wasn't me? She shaggys it.
It wasn't me. I could see you in the driver
it was it was an accident. Was it wasn't me?
I didn't meet It's not what the devil took over?
When are you gonna let that go? H Maybe that
might hold some power over your mama for quite some time,

(25:53):
you know, just guilt tripper, you know, anytime she won't
let you go spend the night at a friend's house
or go somewhere. Da da da, Oh yeah, run over
me again.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
M a girl that I went to high school with.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
She was a couple of years younger than me, was married,
had a two or three year old daughter, and got
into an argument with her husband, and she left the
house and got into her car, and I guess her toddler.
She didn't see her run after her. She got into
her car, backed out of her driveway, and ran over
her daughter and killed her.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Oh damn. That escalated quickly.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had she didn't, she wasn't.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
I think essentially right away she was arrested for it,
but later it was an accident found to be an accident.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I want to know what they were arguing over, who's
going to watch who's going to drive the remote? Right? Yeah?

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take my strong hand, Give train, Alma, give train. Then

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no World, take my strong hand give wrap your lips
around the tailpipe, and get to sucking damn straight. Uh.
Cortin probably had it right. Yeah. Rocklahoma starts tonight. Yeah. Yeah,
pretty simple stuff. Yeah, And I plan on camping out
there all week and long. I have last couple of years,

(28:16):
and it's pretty awesome. It is literally, I think, the
best way to experience Rockklahoma in its full entirety. Okay,
And somebody had put together, in these Rocklahoma groups that
are on Facebook page, a nice little checklist of things
that you might want to bring with you to Rock Oklahoma.
Things do not pin it. So if there's something that

(28:36):
you guys think that's not on this list that you
think of, please feel free to add it. Okay, So
if you plan on staying in Rockklahoma, I'm just gonna
say it has a broken down in categories like documentation
and stuff you need for all the camping and whatnot.
So we'll just take it from the top. Here it
says documentation. Driver's license is a number one. I think
that's fair. You know, just because you look like you're

(28:58):
old enough to be drinking dutton as necessarily mean they
ain't gonna check anyway, right or you know, God forbid
you die. Yeah, we need to know how to identify you.
Maybe if you've got a life alert bracelet on or something.
I don't know. I don't know, but that's very important.
It also has on here DIRP your wristband. You can't
get into the festival grounds without it, okay, so make

(29:21):
sure you have that. You should already have them. I
know people out there probably put it on as soon
as they got it in the mail, like a week ago,
and they've been walking around with this Rockklahoma wristband on
for a week. And if I'm not mistaken, you have
to activate it, you do, and you can do that online.
They have one that would do it before you go.
Oh for sure, before you even step into the gates,

(29:43):
you know, make sure it gets done. And that remind
me if I'm correct, me if I'm wrong, Corbin. That
activation it has your credit card information on there, so
you could simply buy stuff but with a tap correct,
you don't have to worry about all that. Uh. It
also has on here your parking panth which I think
is very important, and it says campground map on this

(30:04):
here particular list that somebody through Rocklahoma had put together.
I don't know Oklahoma people, but you know people that
go to Rocklaholma I put together. Now, the fun thing
about that campground app is there is a Rockklahoma app. Okay,
find it at the Apple Store or the Google play store,
and it's got your campground map on there. So let's
say your buddies like I'm in Quails nas Da da dada, whatever,

(30:29):
you can look at that map and be like, okay,
well quails Nest camping grounds are over. Here's why I
need to go left wherever. So that's very convenient. Just
having that app general is very convenient. Not only doesn't
have your campground maps, it's got the festival ground maps,
so it points out wherey all the stages are, the

(30:49):
deb stage, the Renegade stage, the Freedom stage. It's got
where your VIPs are at it's got where the merch is.
It's literally got everything you need right there. So I
would suggest go ahead and download that rock Lahoma app.
It's going to save you a lot. It's got your
schedule on there as well. Right, Not only does it

(31:11):
have the full lineup, but it's got the schedule. So
maybe you're like, well, what time does five Finger Death
Punch take the stage? You don't have to worry about
going to your browser on your phone and going to
rock raoma dot com. You just pull up the app
and it's all right there.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Number one question we get when we're out there is
do you have a lineup?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Right right? The number one question, well that you don't
have to worry about all that because you can just
look at it right there through the app. So that's
what it has. When it comes to documentation. Now, moving
on down this list, it's got it says money. It's
got a little category for money and it says here,
don't forget your wallet or your purse. Okay, that that
makes sense. I don't know how much sense it makes

(31:51):
to bring your whole ass purse into the festival grounds.
That seems like a lot to carry around, you know.
And of course they're going to serve when you go
through the gates, and I think it'd be best just
to leave your your your goddamn travel bag, you know
at camp.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Yeah, I would leave it locked in your car for sure,
but bring it with you because you know a lot
of women have a lot of cool things in their purse, right,
you know, like mince mince or you know, band aid,
a nickel, something like their tie. It also has on
here your debit card, credit card, and cash. I would
go so far as to say you don't need cash.

(32:29):
I think everything out there is ran on credit or
debit card, so you really don't need cash unless you
plan on tipping one of the strippers at the big
old bus when they have them out there dancing on
the pole. Right, that's about the only thing I think
you would possibly need cash for. I would say, bring cash,
but again, keep it somewhere safe, like locked in your
car or whenever, and when you need it, like, hey,

(32:51):
I didn't our bread got soggy?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Can I buy some bread off of you? Okay? Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Cash is always going to be a negotiated You can
use that for negotiation when you're in that type of setting,
because you never know Hey, we're gonna go get ice,
or we're gonna go into town for something.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Hey, will you get me? Right? You just give them cash. Well,
the fun thing about that is they do have the
general store out there on the festival grounds, okay, in
the campgrounds area, and they've got literally everything you need.
You need bread because your bread got soggy, they got
you covered. They sell beer, cigarettes. I don't think they
sell liquor out there, so I don't think you can

(33:27):
get a bottle at Jack Daniels, but you can definitely
get you a case of Budweiser. I know that for fact,
because I've been in there many times. They've got your ice,
they got everything you need. That that little general store
has saved my ass so many times. Yeah, all right, So,
as Corbin has a point, cash can be used, you know,

(33:50):
in an emergency or if you need to send some
many town. I personally don't think you need it, especially
inside the festival grounds, but sure it would. It wouldn't
hurt to have a couple of bills on you, just
in case. Let's say the apocalypse happens while you're there
and we're still rocking out, but you know it's now,

(34:10):
now we just don't the systems down, and we can't.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
I can't think of a better way to, you know,
go through the apocalypse rocking your face off.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Right, I agree with you. It says here a little
category called shelter, and they say, you know your tent.
I think if you're camping out there at rock Lahoma
and you're not an RV, I'm pretty sure you if
you've forgotten your tent, you've got major problems. But I
guess it could happen. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
I would like to think if you're camping out there,
you're planning ahead. Yeah, yeah, maybe have a little a
little self spreadsheet, best something on a napkin.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You get out there, you pull up to your campground,
your spot. You know you're in white tail run or whatever.
You're like, all right, get everything out. We got the
cooler out. We got my backpack with all my clothes
in there. Ah. Hell, I forgot to pack a tent.
Oh god, well it looks like you're sleeping under the
stars tonight, Tommy. I want to say it's never happened,

(35:10):
but I'm sure it has. I'm sure it has, and
that's probably why somebody put it on here. They have
a tarp on here as well, which I think is
brilliant because a tarp can be used for so many things,
especially I told KORbin earlier this week, it wouldn't be
Ronklahoma if it didn't rain at least once. Right, we
moved it from well we didn't, but it got moved

(35:33):
from you know, a Memorial Day week into Labor Day
weekend a lot because of the major storms that passed
on through. But like last year, there was major storm
to the point of where people were riding their air
mattresses in the water, you know, that was running through
the ditch, which was awesome. Don't get me wrong. However,
a tarp is great because you can use it to

(35:54):
cover your tent. You can also use it to lay
on the ground in front of your tent so that
way you're not tracking all this mud inside your tent
and sleeping in a in a muddy tent.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, but you're gonna you can't avoid it though. It's
definitely gonna get tracked in. And I think if we
once we get past today, sprinkle at best.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I hope, so from my research, I hope. So you know,
yesterday I didn't ride to work because it was supposed
to rain and then this morning I didn't ride to
work because it's supposed to be raining right now and
all the way up until the show ends, and so
far not a drop of rain, and I'm upset about it.
But it is.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Pouring at my house. Okay, well then that's it's on
the edge. It's not hitting me here yet.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
You know, I was thinking this morning, it's we started
summer with a bunch of rain. Yeah, and now we're
ending it with a bunch of rain. Soas fitting right exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Along with the shelter, along with your tent and your tarp,
it says, bring a canopy as well. And I've got
a canopy and I'll bring it out there with me.
And I'm staying with some friends that are you know,
they have an RV, so we have good shelter out there.
But who wants to be cooped up in a tent
or an RV all the time? It's nice to sit outside,
you know. And if you got a canopy, pop that up.

(37:07):
You're protected from the elements, be it the rain or
the beaten down sun. So a canopy is not exactly
a bad idea. Now when it moves to the category
of inside your tent, don't forget your sleeping bag or
your covers, whatever you plan on curling up with at night,
because it's going to get a little chilly. Pillows I

(37:30):
think is very important. There ain't nothing worse than having
a hobo pillow. And if you don't know what a
hobo pillow is, that's just resting your head on your
shoes and that sucks. That sucks. So bring your pillows.
It has air mattress listed on here as well, which
it'll start off very nice and you may end up

(37:51):
sleeping on the ground by the morning time, but it
is nice to not start on the ground, okay, So
bring your air mattress. And it has here inflatable chair.
I think you can just take inflatable off and just
bring a chair. Bring a lawn chair of sorts, you know,
because sitting on the ground. You don't want to get
stuck sitting on the ground, especially for rains and it's money.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yeah, if it's muddy, you need to think about your
chair sinking.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, especially I think you're gonna be okay, yeah, yeah,
There's been many a times that I've sat down in
my fat ass is some on the chair in but
you know, whatever, it leans back. It's a recliner at
that point. The way I look at it, it says
here full on.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
I have a question, man, what do you think is
the number of times GIMPI has fallen asleep in a
chair at Orocklahoma.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Well, last year it was at least twice. I'll say, probably, Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
You do this. You can go a higher lower number.
So okay, higher than five, or higher than two whatever.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Okay, higher than four.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
But less than ten.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
I'm gonna go higher than eight, less than twelve.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I don't think it's that much, to be honest with you.
I know, last year during Pantera ha, I was just
resting my eyes and I woke up. I was like, okay, cool,
and then you know, but here's the deal, though, Man,
here's the deal, and y'all piss off. Y'all piss off.

(39:29):
I get up butt ass early in the morning every
day throughout the week now, but a lot of people
like to give me crap about it. And I'm like,
if you got up every day like I did, as
early as I do every day and then party your
little ass off all day and all night and your
body is on a schedule to where you know, I'm
in bed by eight o'clock a thirty every day, So

(39:49):
at a thirty, regardless of what I'm doing, I'm like,
I'm a little tired. I want to sit here and
take a rest, and if I happen to fall asleep,
I do, but eventually wake up. I don't know. I
can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep in
a chair. I know what's happened. I've even fallen asleep
not in a chair. I'll say this, if people's critique

(40:11):
of you because you're falling asleep in a chair at
a concert and not hey, you're doing math, I think
you're doing pretty good.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I like the way you think. It's a pretty great
problem to have. It could be a lot worse. I
could be at Rocklahoma in the field, sitting in my
chair doing math. Would you rather have that so I
can kick going exactly exactly. When it comes to camping
and your kitchen supplies, don't forget your plates, bowls, cups, utensils.

(40:38):
Of course, you don't want to have to turn your
hamburgers over with the plastic fork that doesn't really work
very well. Don't forget your cooler. The cooler is usually
the first thing that I pack because it's the biggest,
you know, and kind of the most important next to
clothes or whatever. You got to have your drinks with you, man,
your drink of choice, and plenty of water. That's something

(41:01):
that's not on this list. Yeah, pack, they have water
on here, but that says use it for cleaning. I say,
bring your water a whole couple of maybe a big
ass case or a couple of cases of just regular
bottled water for drinking. Stay hydrated. As nice as it
is to be drinking beer, from the time that the

(41:22):
sun comes up to the time that the sun goes down,
you still need to hydrate yourself. And I'm going to
go even further on that, and it's a little discovery
I made a couple of years ago. Liquid IV pouches.
Get you a couple of boxes of those, because that
is going to save your ass the next day when

(41:42):
you woke up hung over af I'll even say this,
Start drinking water now, drink more than you normally do.
Hydrate yourself before. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with having an
abundance of hydration because we all know you get out
there and you start drinking the beers and then the
shots start flow and bottles get passed around. You kind

(42:02):
of forget, Oh hell did I drink my water today?
So bring plenty of water with you. Use it for cleaning,
but also make sure you state hydrated as well.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
There's one other thing too. You can bring one sealed
bottle of water into the shop into the shows.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
It has to be sealed gol.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
And you can bring one empty water container so like
you're yetti or whatever you use, right, you can bring
that in, but it has to be empty and you
can use the filling station to fill that exactly. They
do allow that. But don't think you can sneak in
other stuff. You don't want to get caught with it.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
They will check it. They'll check your chairs because you
know a lot of those people have lawn chairs that
have the sleeve that go over it. Okay, and if
you think for a second that you're going to put
your bottle of whiskey in there sneak it into the
festival grounds, they will open up your chair and they
will search it. All right, So just keep that in mind.

(43:00):
Do all of that stuff in the campgrounds before you
get into the festival grounds. If you're going to be
a cheap ass, and you don't want to buy the
alcohol that they have, they're provided for you.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
There's one other thing, and I'm not sure if this
is new this year, but going into the shows you
unless it's a cross body bag if you know what
that is.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, they do not allow non clear bags, right, like
you can't bring your backpack cam.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Your your string bag has to be clear, your fanny
pack has to be clear, your backpack has to be clear.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Pretty much anywhere you go now very common. It's a
clear bag policy, which makes good sense. You just look
at it. I can see everything that's in there. There's
no sense in having to open it all up and pull.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Every you can't be trusted Royal hu, but you can't
be trusted essentially. Yeah, I just don't want you to
have to go back to your car. That's annoying, right,
walk all the way back to your cam. They're doing
a great job at Rockaholma posting all this stuff to
let you know all the rules they have.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, so there should be no reason you don't know
none at all. Under the clothes, of course, bring your clothes,
short shirts, you know they have in here, sleep wear,
which I think is very important. Okay, after you've been
up partying and rocking your face off all day and night,
and you're showing off your fancy costume or your fancy outphit.

(44:24):
It's nice to be able to, after it's all said
and done, put on some comfy clothes. You know, maybe
bring a pair of house shoes with you so you
can actually relax and unwine. All right, Another one in
here under clothes is rain wear. Now, if you want
to bring a parka, right or no, one of those
plastic tarp things, I go area, Yeah, that's fine. I

(44:48):
suggest rain boots. Okay. Last year was my old ladies
first rock Klahoma. Ever, she looked fantastic. She wore a
pair of white Adidas shoes. Those white Adidas shoes turned
brown really quick. Now, granted, shoe did clean them up
and they look brand new. Now, however, that could all
be avoided if you bring some rain shoes, rain boots.

(45:12):
Me personally, I'm wearing crocs. I'm cracking it all week
and long. They're comfy, they're durable, they can get wet,
they can get muddy, cleans right off. No harm done
at all whatsoever. So if you want my opinion, crack
it up. But if you want to bring your rain
boots whatever. Cool. If not, then your footwear is subject

(45:33):
to whatever damage happens while you're out there. And here's
another thing. You don't think about. The roads out there
between the campgrounds. They're all white gravel. Okay, So your
fancy black shoes or your fancy shoes that you're wearing
because you want to show off and you want to
look coot when you're walking around are covered with dust
and now they're all gray. And it's just crack it up.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Two things you haven't mentioned. And maybe you're going to Yeah,
what's up? Sunscreen, Yes, that's on the list. And bug
spray that's on the list as well. That was the
next one under toilet trees.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay, And I'll wrap it. I'll wrap it all up
under this toilet trees here. Not only bring some bug
spray and some sunscreen and has taile and all sanitizer.
It has a first aid kit on here as well,
which I don't think is a bad idea, especially if
you're out in the campgrounds. Now, granted they got first aid,
you know they're in the festival grounds. I don't know
about the you know, the campgrounds. Surely if you cut yourself.

(46:28):
Maybe somebody has a band aid, but it wouldn't hurt
to bring a first aid kit with you, and of course,
of course your hygien kit. Soap, shampoo, okay, wash your
staking ass while you're out there. They have showers out
there on the grounds. Okay. Shower shoes is another very
important thing. And in case you don't care about fungus,

(46:50):
you know you don't have to wear them, but definitely
wash your ass. There's plenty of opportunities for you not
to be stinking all week and long. I want to
throw one in there for camping.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
We got wet wipes. Go pick up a package of
unsended baby wet wipes. They work awesome for whore baths.
They work awesome for you. Just maybe you got food
all over you and you don't want to go find
a place they work.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
They clean up things.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Well wait, big big deal. I brought them to our
spot before and use them.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Baby wipes. That's another good one. There's a lot of
good stuff here on this checklist for Oklahoma. Be prepared
and be safe this weekend. Be around the world. Take
my strong hand, get give train, Alma, give train.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Around the world.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Take my my shrum hand, get on my wrap your
lips around the tailpipe, and get the suck. The Big Man.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Morning Show returns.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Let's play a game.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Eight three three four six O KMOD is the phone
number eight three three four six oh K M O
D When I get pulled into a menion, Go Hey,
how's the.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Eight through three number transition working? Pretty good? Hey?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
All right, pretty good? You guys have clearly figured it out.
All right, We're gonna play Schnip schnoptioner.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Current record is I am narrowly leading this one with eleven,
Corman's hot on my heels with ten, and Lindsay has six.
Last week's winner that would be you, so Gimpy and Lindsay.
Are your choices? Eight three three four six oh KMOD
Call up? Decide who's gonna be your clue giver.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
They're gonna give you clues and if you whoever gets
the most right is gonna win the VIP tickets to Rocklaholma.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Let's go here. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name, Nicole? Nicole? How are you today? Good?
How are you good? Nicole?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Who would you like to give you clues to win
weekend VIP tickets to Rocklaholma, Lindsay or Gimpy. Come on, Nicole.
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Starts after the first clue.
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Well, hold on right, hold on? Are you pretty? Are
you pretty nervous?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Okay, just take a deep breath. All right. The only
thing you have to lose is nothing, because you don't
have anything right now. Okay, just do your best girl,
all right, here we go. All right, Nicole. This is
the red and makeup that women put on their cheeks. No,
on their cheeks, yes, okay. This is a type of recliner.

(49:34):
Blank boy, lazy boy. Yeah, we'll take off the boy.
Just say the first name. That's why I said blank.
There you go. This is a type of clothing you
wear over your arms and chest that's made out of jeans.
Jean jacket. Okay, you got the jacket part right. What's
another word for jeans? What's the jeans made out of?

(49:58):
Say the whole thing? There you go.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Okay, So if you want to make sure your house
is even, you will use this tool it has. There
you go. Man. Some of these places have like ninety
nine cent stores. It's also known as a blank store. Bargain.
There you go, uh, gimme blank, give me fire, give
me that which I desire. It's the liquid you put
in your car to make it.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Got no word for time, time time.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Five. That's what I got.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Listen, Nicole. Five is pretty good. Okay, So hang on
the line and we'll see if that's going to be
good enough for you.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Okay, So nervous, you can throw. I've never heard anybody
that nervous. Good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name, Josh? Josh? How are you.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Uh nervous?

Speaker 1 (50:48):
All right, listen, you gotta beat five.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
You and Lindsay have to get more than five to
win VIP tickets to Rocklahom.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
This is a gender, not a guy. No, yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
If the blank don't fit, you must acquit.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Glove.

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yes, this is the name of a band. Also a
something you would use to work on, something a hammer,
a wrench.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yes, blank and the beast beauty. Yes.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
This is a type of poetry poem. Uh you you
are going to get one of these.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
If you are bad, if you are a child, I
have to blank you because you broke the rules.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
You broke the rules, so now you have to I'm
going to I'm going to ground you.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
This is your what.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Punishment?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Yes? Shorten the word?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Yes, an easter blank you fill it?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
All right, congratulations.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
If we have our top list, and I've been working
on mine today, it's the top places you don't want
to see a baby. And I'm trying to decide if
I want to hurt people's feelings, do it?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Man? Who cares? See? If I can trigger you? I
bet I can?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I bet I can't.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I'm a piranha that way. Let's see what Gimpie has
in his four x four. It says here that ousted
a CDC director is refusing to leave. Fired CDC director
Susan Monarez is refusing to leave her post now. Monarez

(52:41):
had been on the job for two weeks when HHS
posted on x that she was no longer the CDC's director.
Hours later, attorneys from Honarez said that she had neither
resigned nor been told by the White House that she'd
been fired. They added that as a person of integrity
and devoted to science, she will not resign. Monaesas, a lawyer,

(53:04):
says their client was targeted after clashing with RFK over
vaccine policy.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Yeah, what I saw this morning. He can't fire only
the president can.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Right, Well did he fire her? You know, no, exactly Kennedy,
the Kennedy guy did. Oh, the Kennedy guy that. Oh, well,
then I guess they're gonna have to battle out. Yeah,
I'm sure the President's going to yeah, of course, but
come on, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
He might.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
He doesn't like being told what to do, right, only
two weeks after being on the job, though, like, you
suck get out of here. Well, it wasn't his pick, right,
it was the president's pick. Uh huh. And so this
person did not correlate with the thought process of Kennedy. Right. Yeah,
either way, it's funny. I'm not leaving. No what else
we have here? Grand jury does not indict man who

(53:50):
threw a sandwich at a federal agent. That is such
an amazing headline. Yeah, the US Attorney's office in Washington
had sought an indictment and a felony assault case. Sean
Dunn was seen on video striking the officer in the
chest with a sandwich after saying that they're not wanted
in DC. Wonder what kind of sandwich the ham turket club.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Oh, it's got to be something with multi meats, right,
you people that waste time, waste subs with one meat?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Right? Was it a subway sandwich? Was it a Jimmy Johns?
You know those are all good questions. Go look up Dagwood, right, Yeah,
he's a sub king. Yes he knows his sandwiches. What
else we got here? Ford f one fifties have been
recalled over rear axle hubs. They're recalling more than one
hundred thousand one to fifty pickups. The National Highway Traffic

(54:42):
Safety Administration wars that the rear axle hub bolt may
quote fatigue and break I'm just a little tired, which
can increase the risk of a crash. And lastly, here,
Tulsa City Council passes regulations for sidewalks and medians. Starting
in a month, Tolsas will need to be more aware

(55:03):
when walking on sidewalks or standing on medians. An ordinance
passed by the city council during its meeting yesterday said
if people want to stop on the sidewalk, they have
to do they have to do so at least eighteen
inches away from the edge of the curb. God like,
get my tape measure out away, right, All right, that's
eighteen inches, it says here. As for the medians, if

(55:26):
people want to stand on a median at all, they
must leave eighteen inches on either side of the road.
Have no idea how big that is, right, and I'll
never know. Otherwise they could pay a hefty five.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
One hundred and fifty dollars, I believe is what it
is really. And the opponents of this are because it
feels like it's picking on homeless people. And I understand
that that's obviously not okay. But not everybody who panhandles
is homeless, right, I would are you a good majority
of them are not?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
They are not. So now how do we prove they
are or are not? Your home up there under the bridge.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
I'm sure there are some, but it's out of hand.
It's every intersection.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Oh yeah, it's out of hand. Oh yeah, They've got
to do something. Dude, went downtown last weekend to watch
the Normandy's at the Vanguard, walk outside the Vanguard to
get to the car. Damn near tripped over a hobo
sleeping on the sidewalk. Come home, man.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
It's out of hand. They have to do something about it.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Round them up and ship them in the.

Speaker 6 (56:28):
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Speaker 1 (56:39):
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 6 (57:48):
All right, Conspiracy Theory Thursday. I have two I'm gonna
do here in this segment. Normally I just focus on one,
but I'm.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Gonna do too. But I have a question. First, how
do you get cavities?

Speaker 7 (58:00):
Lind uh, too much sugar in your teeth, build up,
not getting it there, food get stuck in between the teeth.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Okay, gimp, how do you get cavities? Poor oral hygiene? Yeah,
you know, not brushing your teeth, not floss, and you know,
leaving that food stuck in between all the stuff. Man,
Just poor oral hygiene, poor oral.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
I don't disagree with anything you are saying. I also
believed that, uh oh, apparently apparently you get cavities genetically.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Okay, not sugar. Now that may help not you know,
you're not stopping it right, but it's not sugar. So
my dead head cavities, my dad's dead head cavities, His
dad's dead head cavities. Yes, huh. Interesting?

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Right, So apparently there is this dentist who'd made a
post and it blew up about that women when you
or I guess really anybody, before you marry them, you
should find out what their cavity history is because then
when you have not with it, not just when you
have a kid with them, they'll take that on, but

(59:20):
also kissing them puts the bacteria that is in their
mouth that is a leading cause of cavities into your mouth,
and you now are likely to get cavities. Here, Yes,
that's them.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
So this person says that when you kiss somebody, you're
exchanging bacteria, and somebody who has cavities has Strepto kucas mutins. Okay,
and that is a bacteria that can spread from one

(01:00:02):
person to another when you swap spit, share drinks or kissing.
If you don't have this bacteria, and you have good
oral hygiene, you most likely don't have or will have
any cavities.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Huh. The science journal Microbiome, which sounds like a riveting read,
said that there are eighty million bacteria that are transferred
during a ten second kiss. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Not everyone has a mouth with colonies of this. That's
why if you some person with poor dental hygiene may
never get a cavity. We always think, like, why don't
you brush them that much, and you're like, I don't know,
have you had a cavity?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
No? Well, that explains it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
But if you don't have this bacteria, the chances of you,
even with poor or hygiene, getting a cavity is low.
But once you get this bacteria in your mouth, the
end you have poor or hygiene, that goes up. Okay,
and that when you marry somebody you should find out

(01:01:04):
just add it to the list. Do they have cavities.
I'm gonna be honest. I've never asked my wife if
she's had cavities before we were married. Since we've been married,
obviously I know that, right, But before we were married, Nope.
And now you're gonna see single ads with must be

(01:01:26):
cavity free, right right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
You get these.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Thirty plus women who are trying to find the perfect man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Must be six foot tall, have a cigarette, six figure income,
size twelve shoe, right and cavity free and cavity.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Get out of here, and good dental insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Cavities are contagious, Huh. I never thought. I always thought
it was just from like Lindsay and I said, not
brushing your teeth, all the sugar, eating all that candy. Yeah,
you better brush your teeth or you're to get a cavity.
Sound familiar.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Yeah, I can't imagine telling my kids, hey, don't worry
as long as you're not around people that don't have it.
I don't, and I don't know how many because I've
had cavities. I have had one in my regular tooth,
and then three of the wisdom teeth had them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Okay, but I don't know if wisdom teeth count well,
I mean still teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
I'm not buying it because I think that it's harder
to get to the wisdom teeth and that's why you
get cavities in there, because it is harder to tell.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
That's what I was That's what I was told.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
Sure, I don't know. I didn't deliberately miss those teeth
when I was brushing them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Right, right, they're extras whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
So when you think about, by the way, the eighty
million bacteria exchange when you kiss put me on my heels,
that's just a regular kiss, right, How about that's just
a kiss on the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Exactly, egg, exactly. That number could quadruple, quintuple under certain
circumstances or circumstances.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Yeah, and if you have a beard, who knows how
much bacter you're putting on people.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah, yeah, not only eight what was it eight hundred
million or eighty million? Eighty million just in your mouth,
then you got another one hundred million on your on
your chin pubes.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
I've but I've also heard that kissing can be an
immune booster too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah. Where'd you hear that?

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Which it contradicts that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Well, hold on, it's good for Where'd you hear that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
From the internet, like a probably a women's health article
or something, or.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Eat prey love some type of thing like that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
No, no, no, that, But what I'm saying is eat
prey love as in romanticizing kisses. It's you know what
I mean, Like it's trying to encourage you, like, yes,
get kisses because it's an immune booster.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Sure, holy crap, just what Google tells me. Sure, like
for what you want. Yes, kissing can boost your immune
system by exposing your body to new bacteria and viruses,
which helps activate the immune system and build immunity. Research
indicates that during a ten second smooch, you can exchange,

(01:04:31):
like you said, eighty million bacteria, introducing foreign microbes that
can strengthen your immune system. So yeah, if you're getting
foreign bacteria in your mouth from kissing somebody, then yeah,
your immune system's going to kick into effect, into high
gear and beat off those those bacteria.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Yes, the statement of introducing bacteria into your body helps immunity.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Sure, but saying kissing is a misinterpretation. Right, you go
around Will and Nelly kissing everybody. Well, I'm trying to
boost my immune system, your honor.

Speaker 7 (01:05:11):
Any release oxytocin. Is that the word you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
The pleasures?

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Yes, so the cheeseburger hormone, which is healthier. Cheeseburgers are kissing.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Would you rather kiss a bunch of strangers or have
a delicious meal?

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Have a delicious meal, gimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
What do the strangers look like? It doesn't matter. That's irrelevant. No,
it's totally relevant. I don't want to kiss a troll.
I don't want to kiss somebody with meth mouth, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Okay, just because someone looks pretty doesn't mean they're a
good kisser or it's a fun kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Oh that is That is a good statement. Listen, you're
gonna win me over with the cheeseburger every time.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
I'm picking food, Yeah, I'm picking so in terms of
the pleasure release, I'd rather just eat a good meal.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Because that is also a pleasure eating a dice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
That's why I made it as an option. But the
I don't know about you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
When I'm about to get kissed, I don't do the
same dance I do when I see the waiter bringing
my food to the table.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I don't know if it's been a long time since
you've had a kiss.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Yeah, but I eat every day, right, But there's some
reason when they bring my food, I'm like, oh, I
become a Sandford and Son all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah. And if you do that little dance right before
you got a kiss, that might prevent you from getting
because they what are you doing, weirdo. I'm just excited
to get a little smooth sh Bill cosmy on.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
It's one of my favorite things to witness, especially when
you're watching TV shows where food is an element and
when they eat it and the reaction they have, I'm like,
that's so awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
That's pure joy.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Yeah, it's You're like, so, there's a guy who does
taco reviews and on social media, and when he eats
a good one, I mean he goes to that place
and it's so you're like, that's so awesome for him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Now go change pans, right, all right, we gotta take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Tilsa's Moting Show, The Big Man Mooting Show. The assault continues.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
To so, continuing on with conspiracy theory Thursday, you all royal,
you got your panties in a wad over the wrong thing. Okay,
the cracker barrel thing wasn't what you thought it was. Oh,
it's the wildest wossiest thing I've ever seen people complain about.

(01:07:53):
You weren't going to Cracker Barrel anyway. Truth, And now
you're mad because they're changing their logo. Who cares? Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I saw somebody eat there, like we eat at Cracker
Barrel every week? Oh do you every week?

Speaker 6 (01:08:11):
You like to eat at restaurants adjacent to a highway exit? Right,
settle down, We're never going anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Okay. I think my Cracker Barrel regiment is once every
two to three years.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
You know what My regiment is only when I made
to right someone else wants.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
To go there. There's times that I'm like, you know,
I haven't had crackerbre in a long time. Let's go
get a chicken fried steak in those little apple things. Yeah,
oh yeah, it's not bad. It's it has zero to
do whether it's good or not. Yeah. But nonetheless, the
company was in peril.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
They lost sixty percent of their profits last year. Yeah,
sixty percent. They had to do something. People were not
going Their stock at one point was one hundred and
twenty seven dollars and you're going good. They should have
lost money. That was five years ago. They had to

(01:09:11):
do something. So they're like, Okay, what do we want
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
Let's take this weird old man that no one cared
about until today off of the logo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
And make just a very simple logo. Here's the other thing.
Most of these restaurants are held are a majority shareholder.
Shareholders of them are private equity firms. And I sent
you guys three links with three images of restaurants that
are also held by private equity. And guess what they're

(01:09:47):
doing making them all look the same. Now, when you
say private equity, that's the same thing that like Red
Lobster went through, right exactly. So what they do is
they pushed the ownerships or the company to just own
the building and then someone else subsidiary of the company
then owns the land, makes them pay rent. Well, what

(01:10:07):
does that mean when the restaurant goes out of business?
They want them all to look the same. So when
you want to put a vape shop in there, it
doesn't look like a pizza hut because you go, no,
go to the vape shop. That looks like a pizza hut.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Yeah, so they make them all similar. So when you
put a vape shop in there, it looks fine, it
doesn't look so weird. Or a strip club and a
talk and a Wendy's right, because that's the only way
you reference it, right, and they don't want that. So

(01:10:36):
this is more about strategic moves than anything else. It
isn't about your little cracker, old man. It ain't about
that and them updating the decor again, who cares.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Well, that's what we grew up with, that's what we know,
and people don't like chain. You weren't going anyway. Still,
what happened if I did want to go and now
it's nothing like I remember it? Yeah, Well, they're a
company that has to make money.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
But it is not what you thought it was. It
is not some out to get you woke. Bs by
the way you going and complaining, was you being woke?
It's just you don't think it is because it's your
belief and now and maybe maybe there's also this maybe
the company was doing new coke.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
What do you mean by that? Remember new coke? Yeah,
it did not last very long.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
And everybody believes it was one of the best marketing
moves of all time. There was never an intention to keep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
It right, got people back into drinking Coca cola, yes, okay?

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
And maybe this Look how much exposure Cracker Barrel has gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
That is true. I wonder if their sales went up
any after all.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
That, their stock didn't. I mean, it's recovery now, but
I don't put again, probably not. And if it is,
it's temporary. You know, the whole game stop fiasco. Right,
We're people tried to short we're getting into the weeds,
but like tried to buy stock so it wouldn't go
out of business. Right, it's a temporary solution. It happened

(01:12:17):
with AMC theaters. But you are being fed information to
not focus on certain things, right, right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Why Why is it we we call oh damn, I
lost the word already.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Why is it that when certain events were like, Oh,
it's the thing to steer you away, to get your
attention away from it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
But this isn't right. Diversion distraction, yeah, a distraction from
what's really happening whatever that is, right, I don't I
understand why these companies are making everything so for lack
of a better words, uniform. Right, so you can turn
a vape shop into you know, an old taco bill

(01:12:57):
into a vape I get what you're saying there. I
don't know if I like it, if I'm on board,
it loses individuality, you know. And to me, it's just
like it's like all those same little brown houses and
the in the new edition neighborhood and everybody's wearing khaki
pants and white shirt. You see what I'm saying there.

(01:13:19):
It's just like turning everybody into quote unquote robots. Everybody's
it's all the same. It's all very bland. It's all
just kind of there's no excitement there. There's nothing, you
know what I mean. Old McDonald he had a farm. No,
the old McDonald's. If you think about it, like when
we were growing up, you had the playground, yeah right, yeah,

(01:13:41):
And as they progressed through the time, they still had
the playground and they and they put Nintendo's in those
little playgrounds, you know, so they kids they play video games, right,
And now no an their damn McDonald's has any of that. Yeah,
because you roll, you ruined it because you were watching
your kid and they and got hurt and the company

(01:14:01):
got sued and they don't want any of that smoke.
It is not what you think it is.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
Somebody sent a text in and they said, I haven't
been to Cracker Barrel in fifteen years. Another one not
selling enough rocking chairs.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I guess. Another one is I guess going woke didn't
help Cracker Barrel. It's profits.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
They're going back to their old logo.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
I had seen that on the TikTok, but it's on TikTok's.
I don't know if I should believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
No, they made an announcement that they're going back, But
people to imply they went woke, What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
What do they do? Go woke? May modernize their logo
and modernize the interior. How is that? Woke? Logo? Evolution
of companies has happened four decades? Oh yeah, store evolution
has happened four decades. It isn't woke. You're finding dumb
things to get worked up about.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
South Park made an episode about Golden Cral's demographic. Crackerbail
has the same I tell old people that like tasteless
prepackaged food.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Oh, settle down. You shut your whole mouth about the
GC Corbyn. You know you love cracker barrel and you
know you probably the most upset over it. Don't lie.
Who cares.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Cracker barrel has sucked for a long time. I know
that's my point.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
You don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
You're just finding how is this the thing to complain about?
Of all the things going on in society? This is
the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
They were never getting rid of the rocking chairs. They
were never getting rid of the general store. They were
evolving the menu, which they do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
All the time if they want to make money, lower
of goddamn prices. Ever your rocket chairs, Oh, I gotta say,
don't nobody need a four hundred dollars rocket chair? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Don't carry inventory of rocket chairs or a magnet that
says grandma's cooking is good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Grandma's cooking is good, but not everybody's grandma's cooking is good.
Cracker Barrel is the Quintessential out of Town's sports tournament. Okay,
God damn Gorman, take xanax. I'm the one that needs
to take a xanax. You all are complaining about cracker barrel.
Listen to that sentence again. Get right, you're the one

(01:16:13):
complaining about cracker barrel. There is no conspiracy here. There
is no wokeness here. This is called Company Ele, the evolution.
They deserve to fail after firing Brad's wife. If you know,
you know, all right, they should it ever let her go?
Oh God, thank you for bringing that back. All right,

(01:16:34):
we got to take a break. We'll be back. Good morning, Lindsay,
Good morning Gorban.

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(01:17:20):
Kimbie and Lindsay with this week's top list.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
This week's top list of the top five places you
don't want to see a baby BMMS and whatever that
is to eight, two, nine, four, five, Lindsay, what are
your top five places you don't want to see a baby?

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Number five a movie theater. I don't even care if
it is a cartoon movie. I feel like a baby
is still going to cry in the middle of a
movie and it's going to ruin it for someone. Just
like you don't want to hear a cellphone go off,

(01:17:57):
you don't want to hear a baby crying in a
movie theater.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
What age do we call not a baby anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Probably three?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Yeah, once they hit the toddler stage.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Yeah, okay, yeah, because terrible two's, you know, like they
still could get real whiny and loud and throw a fit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Number four.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
An airplane. I know, for me, it doesn't really bother
me so much, but I know a lot of people
when they see I remember having Marcus on an airplane
for the first time, and a gentleman was sitting right
behind me, and I sat down in front of him.
He was already seated on the plane, and I heard

(01:18:46):
him on his phone and he's like, oh, a baby
just sat down in front of me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
I don't like this one. So people with babies can't travel.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
No, they can supposed to can. That's how I feel, too,
right drive.

Speaker 7 (01:19:02):
I mean, I know that people. For me personally, it
doesn't bother me because I with you. I agree like
they have to travel as well. I just know that
people don't like to see babies on an airplane because
they feel like that guy did, oh, this baby's gonna cry.
He actually, at the end of that flight did say
to me, like, your baby was very good on the flight, Like, yeah, No,

(01:19:29):
I was breastfeeding him pretty much the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Because I was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
I didn't want him to cry.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I didn't want him to cry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Number three.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
Is a fancy or expensive restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
It's not a I feel like a a expensive fancy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Place saying I disagree with you, but fancy subjects.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Like a five star restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
I mean, I can't take my kid to the Red Lobster.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
No, that's a family restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
A lot of people think it's fancy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
H I think that is a family restaurant though, Red Lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
If it's good enough for prom, it's good enough for
anniversary and birthdays.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
Nope, like Prosmos, that's more of a five star. Not
taking my baby there, I don't want to be. I
don't want my you know, my date interrupted by a
crying baby.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Children real, they don't like fog y anyway. Right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
Number two on the list an accident. You don't want
to see a baby in an accident, whether it be
a roadside accidents.

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
That's true. Do you have molested next? You don't want
to see a baby get molested.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Right, you don't want to see it. I didn't know
that's what we were doing. Child sex ring.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
You don't want to see a baby on trial for
a murder. You don't want to see a baby endorsing
GLP ones.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Right, and my number one is an emergency room.

Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
You don't want to see a baby in the emergency room.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
It feels very tada, but sure, right, break your heart
all right, we're doing topless places. You don't want to
see a baby bmo mass and whatever that is to eight, two, nine, four, five. Gimbi,
what are the top five places you don't want to
see a baby?

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
Well, I have to put a movie theater at number five. Okay.
I don't go to a lot of movies, but when
I do, having a movie interrupted with a screaming child,
And really, honestly, it doesn't just have to be a baby.
I'd say toddlers. I'd put toddlers in there as well,

(01:22:04):
because they just they don't have the attention span and
they don't know any better. They don't know how to
sit and be quiet through a two hour movie. Okay,
so it's like, just keep keep keep your kids at home,
all right, if you're trying to watch you know whatever,
you know, new movie that's out that's not keit appropriate,

(01:22:25):
but you gotta see it, you know. Don't don't bring
your kid with you just leaving my home or get
a sitter or something like. Don't leave my home by themselves, obviously,
but you know what I mean. Number four for me
was a funeral. I don't think that small children and
babies should be at funerals. Again, much like the theater,

(01:22:47):
they don't know any better, they don't know how to
sit still. They don't know that. You know, this family's
in morning right now, and the last thing we want
to hear while we're over our own tears of sorrow
is a baby wail it out, or a somebody's trying
to pay a tribute, you know, to the deceased. You know,
they don't. We don't want to hear the baby. There's

(01:23:08):
been many a times, at many a funerals that I've
been to, that somebody has to get up and take
that baby outside. And it's really just inconvenient for everybody,
not only just the family that's their gathering, family and friends.
You as the parent, have to miss out on this
funeral of a loved one or whatever, and because you

(01:23:28):
got to take your kid outside because they can't control themselves.
And again I get it, they don't know any better,
but still I think you should find a sitter for
a funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
Now.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
I do agree that, like ough, you don't want to
see a baby in a funeral home, you know, at
a funeral whatever. But also I can see why someone
might bring a baby to a funeral because babies bring
people joy where it's a very sad time, like say
Grandma lost grandpa. But Oh, when she sees that grand baby,

(01:23:59):
it might make her a little happy, bring a smile
to her face.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
Yeah, but it's not the baby's job or yours to
fix people's sadness at a funeral.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Right, keep them babies at home. You gotta go to
a funeral. Number three, my bed, I won there's a couple.
I'm gonna add that to my list. I don't want
babies in your bed either. If I come home and
there's a baby in my bed, I'll be like, what
the hell? Whose baby is this? And why is it

(01:24:28):
in my bed? The only babies that I want in
my bed are the unborn ones that's staying in the sheets.
That's it. Well, and that ain't happening anymore. No, not
at all, not that I know. Listen to this God
damn all right, so I know he said. So I

(01:24:51):
had my vasectomy back in May, right May eighth, I believe,
is what it was. And I went through the twelve weeks,
I sent my sample off right, and they're like, hey,
I actually I did what the doctors told me a first,
wait a week and then send it off. So I
did that. I did exactly what the doctors said. And
they're like Hey, we still got some swimmers in here.
You need to send us another sample. So then I

(01:25:12):
waited another twelve whole weeks, right, sent another sample off.
That's my second one that I sent off. I finally
got notification back. I was like, whooo. They're like, hey,
we need you to send another sample in because it
didn't reach our labs in time. I guess ups didn't

(01:25:33):
get it to their labs in time. It was like
eleven days late or whatever. I'm like, what here you are.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
I think you're carrying with the safety on DA and
you're just firing away as Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
I mean, I'm being very very safe about it. But
at the fact of it is, it's like it's not
my fault that they didn't get it there or it
did not get under your microscope in time. Yeah, dangus,
you know you're real heartbroken that you've got to masturbate again.
Oh the little gu They sent me a whole nother
kit right free charge. That's fantastic, great, but come on now,

(01:26:08):
can we just get it together? I am, I am,
I'm tired of doing what I mean, what if they
tell you still have more swimmers, then then I go
back to the doctor. Yeah, they fix it for free.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
Uh, just a piece of advice, you know, send it
on a Monday. Don't do it on a Thursday or Friday. Okay,
I doesn't get get caught in the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
I didn't even think about that because I think the
last one I did was on a on a Thursday
or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Just not this Monday because it's Labor days, right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:35):
Got wait a whole another week then anyway, all right,
we're doing top list places you don't want to see
a baby. I'm on number two, number two, number two
places that I do not want to see a baby,
as in a sex shop, Patricius, something like that. I
don't need your kids screaming or your little child running
around playing a sword fight with the dildos while you're

(01:26:56):
trying to find an outfit or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
You don't need trying to decide what gauge to go with, right, right,
come on, keeping the kids out of the sex shops.
I think it's pretty simple. And then number one the
orgy dome. I don't I think you get to say

(01:27:20):
you can leave off dome. Yeah, I was going to,
but since we talked about it yesterday, I thought, Okay,
the orgy dome, but yes, and an orgy at all whatsoever,
any kind of group sex setting or any kind of
sexual setting, the baby should just not be there at
all whatsoever. You walk into an orgy and everybody's getting busy,
and then you've got baby Thomas over there in the

(01:27:41):
Corner's like, what is going on here right about you?
I wouldn't be able to participate.

Speaker 6 (01:27:48):
No, no, we're doing our top list places you don't
want to see a baby bmmass in whatever you think
you've been on this list to eight, two, nine, four, five.
I'm gonna hurt some feelings. Number five on your social media. Okay,
I don't think we need to be seeing your kids

(01:28:08):
on social media. I'm not talking about pictures of the
first day of school. I kind of am, but we
don't need you using them as props to get likes.
And you don't know who's seeing your photos. I know
you think only people that are on your social media
can see it, but those things get recommended to other people,
and if they like it, your people you trust like it,

(01:28:29):
it can show up on other people's algorithm and you
don't know who's seeing it. Yeah, you have a cute
picture of your kids swimming, but you don't know that
trench coat Charlie is watching.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
That's number five.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Number four, back of a motorcycle without a helmet. Okay,
helmet's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Is that a six month old on that back of bike?

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Yeah, you don't want somebody hugging the back really, any kid,
I don't think that should happen. But a baby, for sure,
their grip is just not strong yet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
What if they're in front of you resting on the
tank of the motorcycle. No, especially not the motorcycle you
have right now? Yeah, right, so much heat. Number three
not working. But their mother is at a brothel. Okay,
you don't want to go to a brothel and book

(01:29:25):
your time with stars and stripes Amy, and she has
to find one of the other girls to watch your
her kid while you're having a conversation. It's not a
question you asked when you go into that interview. So
do you provide childcare? I bet that is. I bet
that's a thing. Well maybe.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Number two I had movies as well. I just think
it's not appropriate. We can barely keep adults from talking
at movies. And then number one, you don't need to
be taking your kid to chiropractors, especially babies. And I
know some of you are going to go, oh, well,

(01:30:09):
it helped my kids. XYZ doctors medicine doctors do not
recommend chiropractors. The Pediatric Association of America says no to
chiropractors with babies.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
You shouldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
Taking a little baby and having some guy who went
who dropped out of regular junior college and then went
back for two years chiropractor school in between shifts at
the fair, solicitating for clients cracking your babies back is wild.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Just having a baby in a chiropractor dead in general,
Why would a baby need to go to a chiropractor.
It's not like they're putting in forty hours a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
Week, they say they.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
And I've chiropractor center, okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:53):
And I've never taken any of my children when they
were babies to the chiropractor. But they say that when
a baby comes out during during birth that it can
mess up the spine certain ways. I don't know, like
if it comes head when the shoulders like it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
No, yeah, thank god we got.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Them, depending on how they come out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Wild. Uh, Now I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
As a parent, you have a kid and maybe they've
they've got the uh stomach thing where they their stomach
gets upset and they uh collicky. Right, I understand you're
trying to find any solution. It's miserable.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
We've been there and the and and one of my
wife's friends recommended going to a baby chiropractor.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
That's a thing. Sounds bizarre.

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
And we went and we met with them, and my
wife and I were both like, hell, no, this makes
no sense at all. It wasn't like our doctor was like,
this is the answer something I trained seven years for.
Not the answer somebody who did it for two years
the answer. It's just wild to put a baby on

(01:32:14):
a bench and crack their back.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
You put them on that rolling machine. Oh god, I
love the rolling machine and so do infants.

Speaker 6 (01:32:28):
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be
back now. More than ever, we know that you don't
have to have a college degree to get a job,
a good job, be successful and make one hundred thousand dollars.
You don't need a college degree to do that. Where
I think our upbringings we were led.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
To believe that, Yeah, all you really need now is
a camera and internet access and an only fans account.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
And so lending Tree did a research project and found
people that make one hundred thousand dollars a year or
more without degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Oh, there's going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Some on this list that you expect, like sales managers, sure,
firefighting supervisors. Okay, how about elevator installers and repairers.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Okay, yeah, that's one. You don't think of.

Speaker 6 (01:33:25):
Electrical power line installers and repairers, right, tradesmen. Yeah, is
what we're talking about, right, But I'm going to name
some others and feel free to speak up out loud
if one kind of alerts you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Again.

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
These are, according to lending Tree, occupations that have the
highest share of workers without degrees, earning six figures. Air
traffic controllers and airfield operations specialists, nuclear, nuclear medicine technologists,
and medical diometrics.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
You don't need a college degree for that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Really, you need a college degree just to say the title. Yeah, damn.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
Aerospace engineers, you don't need a college degree for that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Okay. Those are the people working out at the airport
putting the planes together and stuff like that. People like
working at Boeing an American Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Ye, Aircraft pilots and flight engineers. Really I mean that
makes sense if you think about it. It's about time
in the seat and in the air and training.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Yeah, that's the thing. You still need to go to
some kind of schooling. Maybe not a degree, but you
do need some kind of schooling. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
I don't think they're counting like associate's degree, right right.
Locomotive engineers and operators still a thing. Petroleum mining and
geological engineers.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
That just sounds fancy. What do you do for work?
I'm a geological engineer. Yeah, I hear.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
Geological, and I think you went to school, right, Information
security analysts Okay, Again, these are jobs with the industries
with the high share of workforce without degrees earning six figures.
Computer network architects okay, Computer hardware engineers.

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
Yeah, those sound like you can have like on the
job training.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Yeah, technically any job you can get on the job training.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
Power plant operators, distributors and dispatchers, oh sure, Computer and
information systems managers. Yes, experience, but also you would hope
there's some sort of education. But I got to say
that industry evolves so fast. Yeah, whatever you learned one day,
the next day, it's already changed. Yeah, so I could

(01:35:48):
see that that might not be necessary. Sales engineers, software developers. Okay,
and now we're going to get into the last two
that caught my attention. These are occupations that have the
highest share of workers without degrees earning six figures according
to Lining Tree architectural and engineering managers.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Wow, you don't need a degree for that. Huh.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Now you're just managing those people, it sounds like. But
I would still think, you know, walking by all my
shoes might be helpful in that, like hey, no, no, no,
use this mix of concrete when building the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Yeah, somebody straight out of high school isn't going to
get into that managerial position instantly.

Speaker 6 (01:36:31):
And the last one here, the last one I'm going
to let hang. So there'll be some uncomfortable silence and
you just live with your thoughts when I say it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Won't be very long.

Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
Occupations that have the highest share of workers without degrees
earning six figures according to Lening Tree, CEOs and legislators.
So when you're walking around thinking, these people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
They don't know what they're doing, no, which kind of
explains a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
And I'm not saying you need to go to college
to know what you're doing, but there is some life
experience that happens when you are in college. There's life
experience when you don't go to college, But when you're
out on your own, there's no safety net that happens
at college. Sometimes you have a different, almost accelerated experience,
and you probably can say this argument for people that don't.

(01:37:31):
I'm not saying you got to go to college to
be CEO. I'm not saying you got to go to
college to be a legislator. But when you say the majority,
I would hope we got some sprinkled in there representing
all different walks of life.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Well, okay, so if let's say you sell candles, right, okay,
and you own your own business, your own like lavender, right, sure, vanilla,
yeah that too, pumpkin spice. You know, I'm just throwing
them all out there. That's not a superior false smile.
I'm just and fresh cut grass, whatever sense you want
to sell. Right, But this is your candle business, aren't

(01:38:06):
you technically the CEO of that business?

Speaker 6 (01:38:12):
In work, you can call yourself anything when you own
a business, right, But I don't think that's what they
mean here, right. We're talking Fortune five hundred companies, companies
with maybe over five hundred plays.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Yeah, but I would.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
Be the CEO of your own company if you had
an idea to make a certain sprinkler head. Maybe you
grew up a landscaper, you know, and you thought, I
want to design some sort of different sprinkler head, and
then it just became huge and that you just you

(01:38:47):
got lucky that way. Now you're the CEO of that company.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Right, I think that's essentially when Gimpe just said, I
just used candles.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
Right right. I mean, so I can see.

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
That, But you can call yourself a CEO. That doesn't
mean you're an actual CEO.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Right right. I am CEO of my lawn business.

Speaker 6 (01:39:06):
Employee war the CEO of our company has never been
on airs as a DJ or had to shift or
worked an overnight. Yeah, that I'm aware of, and I'm
just using that as an example.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
He is responsible for MTV, though, but.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
He's that individual has many responsibilities that the CEO of
the candle or the sprinkler headplace is not equivalent. Right now,
Maybe they mean the ones the sprinkler head one. I'm
more focused on the legislators to be honest.

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Kind of scary, But then again, I would have to
go check name by name. I don't think the people
that signed the Constitution and all that stuff had a
lot of college No.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Probably not. So it's this wee we'd like. But you're
you're under the impression that those two CEOs and legislatures
have much education. Right, they're smart because they're changing. Well
you said it right there. Uh you think they're smart.
They're making laws and stuff. Man, you gotta be smart

(01:40:20):
for that, don't. You can't just get some slack John
hillbilly in there making Wait a minute, I think we've
done that a couple of times. All right, I did
not relationships? Right, all right, we'll take a break. We'll
be back.

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