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HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!!! Corbin Got Hit In The Balls By A Random Woman, Don't Get Drunk Before Your Interview, Bad Business, The Bubble Pirate,  Things You'd Only Undstand If You Went To Rocklahoma, Conspiracy Theory Thursday, Top List, We Talk Baseball With Mike Melega, & Banana Songs!!!

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Here at seven thirty we'll see what Gimpy wants to
talk about. We got conspiracy theory Thursday. Mike Malega is

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gonna join us as the Drillers are winding down their season.
One more homestand happening down at one oak Field and
then we're gonna do our top list today. It's bands
that have family members. Top five bands there are family members,
so we'll do that coming up at nine. I forgot
to tell you guys, this an incident then happened to

(04:13):
me on Tuesday when I left this building. So we are,
for those that don't know, the radio stations on the
fifth floor, the top floor of this tiny building. And
when you leave, there's a an entrance in a different
not the main entrance, and when you leave there's the
bathrooms and some other things. And I always stay to

(04:34):
the right of the hallway when I'm leaving, sense I
feel like that's courtesy. Yeah, And it's not uncommon for
people to go in or out of the bathroom and
you know, you stop or move over or whatever. And
so I'm I'm heading towards the exit and there is
a I hear the women's bathroom door open, and then
I hear the woman say, Steve, George whatever, waving to somebody.

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So I move over a little bit and she must
always go make a wide turn to avoid somebody to
the right. And she was the exact same height as me,
did not see me or turn her head. We met
nose to nose, like I was in her business, she

(05:20):
was in mind, and her hand just happened to swing
at the right time and cupped my balls. Oh, and
I couldn't like look at her up. I was like,
she was like, I'm so sorry. I I didn't know
what to do. What can you do at that point

(05:40):
in time? And except for say my bad and limp
on along. But it's not my bad. Oh no, it's
not your bad. But I mean, do what you gotta do.
What do you sit there and be like watch where
you're going, bitch? You can't be like that, you just
like my bad. I'm sorry, Sorry, my giant schlong was
in your waters. Kudos to her for her handwork. Coming.

(06:02):
Do you understand the number of things that have to
happen in perfect order for her hand to cup my
tiny mouse like balls?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Thank you for that. I wasn't expecting that today.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, But that's what I'm saying, Like, what do you
say you don't want to make that's a Now it's
a little creepy to say that. That's the most action
I've seen in weeks. And then you know when because
I tell my wife's stuff and then I tell her that,
and I'm like and then I was like, hey, that's
the most action I've gotten weeks. She's gonna be like, hey, whoa,
Now it's a bridge too far. And likewise, if it

(06:40):
was reversed and it was a woman leaving and a
man and that happened, Oh, what do you think would happened? Oh,
I'm sure there'd be a talking to. Yeah, you really
got to watch for your going. I hear you sexually
assaulted somebody in the building. Listen, it's an accident. Corbyn
can say the same thing. She touched his genitalia unknowingly,

(07:04):
be it messie mad intentionally, but she still touched it
and it was unwanted. It was an unwanted touching. So
you could simply say, hey, bank lady sexually assaulted me.
I'm assuming it's a bank lady. I mean, I don't know,
there's four other floors she could be doing anything, right, Hey,
random lady sexually assaulted me in the hallway as she

(07:27):
was coming out of the bathroom. Now it's a headline
that splashes boomed, Yeah, Corby got grouped? Is that a complaint? Corbyn?
It sounds intentional, That's what we're asking if you're not married,
you lean into it and say thanks. Corbin is a
cheating whore. I knew it. You know, you walked out

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with it just poking out, or like, hey, somebody touched me, right,
I just had it unzipped. I wouldn't have said anything.
I would have just coughed right, like, no, I'm good,
I don't have a turn your head, I don't have
a hernia. You should have yelled rape, I make a scene.
I think I was embarrassed because it was just such
an unexpected thing to happen.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Was she embarrassed?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't know, because again I turned away immediately. It
was like, it's fine, it's fine, don't worry, right, No, no,
know what to do with my hands now, I'm just
walking very fast.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Apparently she knows what to do with her hands and
singular And if she walked in the room right now,
or I was in the hallway again, I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't I couldn't tell you a discerning feature about her,
because again she turned the corner like into me, and
we were like no, like, I'm pretty confident my nose

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touched her face. So what we got to do from
here on out is we got When we're walking, there's
no swinging of the arms, just straight down and walk
down the hall lottle like diet, right, because people are
out there just Willy Lilly swinging her arms, dude, do
why all right? In the nuts? Yeah, and yelling rape

(09:05):
feels a little excessive, Definitely. I'm gonna hardly, you know,
correlate our my balls getting cupped to a woman being
penetrated without her consent. Yeah, hardly the same. No, it's hardly,
it's not even close. Oh god, Tex says, that's no accident.
I bet she smelled her hand after you because of

(09:27):
what she did in the bathroom or because of me booth.
No way, smells like sweaty bulls. So then that got
me thinking that maybe you could be a woman and
go around and cut men and nobody would say anything.
I can. I bet you a women could do that

(09:48):
regardless accident. That's what I'm saying there. Yeah, And then no,
no men would complain. No few men would.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Complain, same time tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I think women wouldn't complain for two reasons. One and
this is the biggest part, right, I'm sorry, this is
the average part, And that is they they've never had
anything like that happened to them. Men typically don't get
groped unwantedly, true, so like they would they wouldn't know
what to do with that moment. And then on top

(10:21):
of that, then after the fact, they'd want to brag
to their friends like, yeah, she couldn't keep her hands
off me.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It feels at tracts though, right, like but overwhelming. The
men wouldn't know what to do. Typically, men don't get touched, hugged,
whatever from women. And here's the other part. I didn't
tell you what the person looked like that was doing this.
You know, if this theoretical situation, they could be Mama June. Right,

(10:52):
you still accept it for what it is. It's a
person of the opposite sex touching your wainer over the
pants or not. You're like, hey, yaryol, just just a
just a cupping, Yeah, we do that. We walk by
graze a boob and it's like, oh my god, I'm sorry,
don't report me. I mean, I'm not saying that if
I I just try to keep my hands to myself.

(11:14):
In general, the number of times I've accidentally grazed a boob.
Uh Okay, here's this scenario that is possible. I don't
know if it's happened. We'd have to rely on Lindsay
to tell me. As we do a photo and we
like put arms around each other and whatever, and I
accidentally graze some part of her body that she has
not said, Hey, well you graze this part of my body.

(11:36):
That'd be the only way I would know. Even when
we do pictures, I'm not a giant fan of grabbing
people and pulling up close. Right, Yeah, I just don't
like doing that men or women. Got that one Jock
sued and fired Taylor Swift. Ah, well that was different.
Yeah he did that. He was copying a feel thinking
no one would say anything, right, and that maybe and

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maybe that's just what he did, and he finally did
it with somebody with immense power. Right. But there are
skeezers out there that'll do that, be like excuse me,
pardon me, you know, and they're reaching for something and
quote graze the boob just so they can touch it.
Especially guys that want to hug girls. I've seen that

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one hundreds of times. Hundreds of times.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
They hug a little too long.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Even Yeah, they don't do the side hug right right.
They don't do the side like our shoulders are parallel
in line face to face. Let me feel those booms now.
They do one arm around and pull it really close.
For those one can't see, I'm hugging a chair to simulate.
Does this look awkward?

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Big?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
You and that chair need to get another room. Bro,
You don't hug with one leg up. Wait a minute,
you don't. It's only one way to hug the way right.
I used to get the leg higher, but not anymore. Tuesday,
finding it above the kneecap. You're a lucky lady. VIP

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World news, local news and news that just makes you say,
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on News quakies from The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
In nineties, out of five AMoD.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Woman in Florida for job interview crashes into bar, spits
on deputy. This happened in Big pine Key, Florida, where
Kimberly Marie Robbins who's forty seven, and Charles Fronefield Lambert,
who's forty one, both of Elizabeth City, North Carolina. We're
in Big Pine Key on Monday morning to meet with

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an employer. Apparently they were there. She was there with
her husband to meet with a possible employer. She landed
her self in jail after downing half a bottle of
liquor in about five minutes.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
How big was the bottle was a fifth airplane bottle. Yeah. So.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
The report states that she and her husband they told
deputies that they drove to Coconuts Bar and liquor store
and Robbins went into the bar, purchased a bottle of
Crown Royal, and drank approximately half of the bottle in
five minutes, leading to a spat over her drinking. At
some point, deputy said that her husband hit her. Deputy

(15:36):
said that she got into their pickup truck to get
away from him, then drove the truck into the side
of the building, causing damage just after seven point thirty
in the morning. Yeah. Deputy Brandon Ware Rogers wrote in
the report that after he arrived at the scene, the
truck's front air bags were deployed, the keys were still

(15:56):
in the ignition, and the transmission was still in drive.
He says I asked Kimberly if she was okay and
able to step out of the vehicle. She stated she
was fine and exited the truck. Deputy said that she
got out, they could smell a strong odor of alcohol.
She was she had an unsteady stance and spoke with slowed,

(16:20):
slurred speech. While waiting for medics to check her for injuries,
she would sway back and forth, losing her footing and
falling onto the floor. After being medically cleared, deputy said
she failed a battery of fields sobriety tests. They took
her to the agency's Key West Jail facility to conduct
a breathalyzer test. That's when authority said things went further south.

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Another deputy said that during the twenty minute observation period,
Kimberly spat in his face and then fell out of
the chair onto the floor. She then grabbed his leg
and pants and would not let go after he gave
her multiple verbal commands to do so. The deputy had
to use mechanical compliance to break free from her. Robbins

(17:07):
is facing felony charges a battery on a law enforcement
officer and resisting arrests with violence. Along with two misdemeanor
dui charges. Her husband is facing a misdemeanor battery charge.
Both remained in jail pending early September arrangement hearings.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Where was the employment thing?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
We It didn't say what kind of job it was.
They were only there to meet with a possible employer.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
But how do they that's but they bought a I
don't understand, like they bought a bottle of liquor at
the liquor store and then but where do they get
that information? Maybe it was just their drunken excuse. Well,
why are you in this area?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
I think the story We're here to meet someone about
a job.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Dude, Crown Royal. It ain't a Crown Roil party, you know,
seven thirty in the morning's wild.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, I'll be down in half a bottle. I just
assume that it's gonna be a fifth and a standard
something maybe maybe a pint maybe a pint. Yeah, but
either way, down in that much in a five minute span. Yeah,
you're gonna feel good. Yeah. I was trying to see this,
uh liquor store that like what the hours are and

(18:19):
I can't find it right, So I don't know if
it's a twenty four hour it's coconuts bar and the
liquor let me phrase this, coconuts bar and drive through
liquor store. That's interesting. Now it's a bar that they
have a drive there. You can, okay, go through. I'll

(18:40):
take a fifth jack please.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, case.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah. Now I remember growing up in h and going
to visit my parents in Harrisonville, Missouri, and there was
a liquor store you could go to and do the
drive through and buy and I did it with my parents,
did it multiple times. And we go visit my grandparents.
They pick up casellyd to the farm.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Super convenient.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I guess open seven am to four am. Wow, so
they're only closed for three hours to sweep in, mop
restock the show. Maybe free WiFi though, Well that's nice. Yeah,
I'm pretty sure they sell two drinks bud light and whiskey,

(19:28):
beer and liquor. That's it. And SIGs if you need
them in some crappy pretzel sounds like my kind of
it does. Yeah, it actually sounds fun, all right, you
know some good don't play pooling there, Oh no, you're
gonna get taken. Who knows where those balls have been?
Hey know? Doctor bust. The lady said, this morning doctor

(19:49):
busted for bizarre urine antics. So there's a doctor out
there in Florida. His name is doctor Giovanni Beyula beula
boola yeh. So back in twenty twenty two, he sold
his practice to another doctor, and then over the course
of months he became a little upset on how the

(20:09):
business was going. So what's he doing to take it
out on a new doctor. He takes this giant bucket,
apparently and lay julyon, sucks, sucks, soaks, soaks the front
doors and what it says, in gallons of fluid that
had an odor of a yearine at. So he soaks

(20:32):
those front doors and then leaves it at that. We'll
flash forward a little bit later, about a month later
in August, mid August, he goes back to the practice
and then does it again. They say that the wooden
doors were completely soaked, causing irreparable damage. The new doc

(20:52):
says it's going to cost about fifteen hundred to fix
the door, and that he caused him six thousand dollars
in their losses. They eventually caught up with doctor Giovanni
and ended up arresting him for a felony, criminal mischief.
I want to know where you're getting that much, pepe.

(21:15):
I mean, if you haven't, if you've been holding it,
I guess, and you're just you're stocking it up, right,
Like I want to get this son of a bit.
That's a lot of premeditated stuff. Let's just say it
was a five gallon bucket because it says end gallons
a fluid, right, gallons. This isn't just like a one
gallon milk jug. So let's say you got a five
gallon bucket, right, and you just go to the bathroom

(21:37):
when you need to put a lid on it, and
you're like, one day, I'm gonna use this bucket of piss.
I'm gonna get back at that doctor. Dude. People are weird,
tell me about it. When you have resentment towards somebody,
you will do bizarre things. Obviously, soak a front door
or suck a front door. Two complete avowel changes everything. Yeah,

(21:59):
I want to go by to lindsays story from it
because people are texting him. It took me a minute
to figure it out. Mechanical compliance is basically they're using
something against a person's stiffness. That's not a joke. So, like,
think of a baton. If somebody's like, you know, keeping
their arms rigid, they use a baton to open their
arms up so they can put it behind their back.
So they're using some sort of device to break the stiffness, Okay,

(22:22):
and to comply with the orders. Makes sense? Yeah, Like
basically they're instituting pain. Beat them with the billy club.
I think that might be a more normal what we
know it to be. Bubble man cited for fluid littering.
This happens in California, where a man who calls himself

(22:45):
the bubble Pirate was given a ticket for fluid littering.
Sandy snake Berg is a Navy veteran and was putting
on a bubble making show for children in California. As
the children and their parents cheered with delight, a park
ranger approached and wrote Snakeberg a ticket for violating the

(23:07):
municipal court order for littering. The ranger added that the
soapy lipped liquid was bad for the grass. The ticket
mandates court appearances. Snakeberg lives out in his bubble make
out of his bubble making van and is waiting time
in front of a judge a couple things in the story.

(23:28):
One a no mfors yelling and cheering for the bubbleman.
Maybe children, right, and then the parents are getting excited
for the children, or trying to get the children excited.
It's a stretch, but I'm trying, but cheered with delight.
Yay bubble man, he made a giant bubble with rope.

(23:51):
You make the bubble. Also, do you think we should
know when you book someone for a birthday party if
they live in their van?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Definitely?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I think so, definitely. Well they don't disclose that on
their website, on their face address in front of the
church right down by the river, right, please please knock
if you see the house a rocking Yeah that where
do I send the check?

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
No, no, no, yeah. Forget the idea of like how
absurd the littering thing is, right, I mean, chemical dumping,
illegal dumping is a thing, and this feels like a
stretch for that. If you're on some sort of park,
I'm sure there's even more a different rule. I think

(24:43):
littering in a public park or a national park carries
a heftier charge than just littering somewhere else, So it's
entirely possible that it's an more intense crime there. But
with all that being said to me, the biggest part
of this story is the hea lives in his van
and he was booked for a birthday party with children.

(25:04):
I wonder how much he charges. How much does it
cost to get the bubble Man out there? Because somebody's like, well,
we need entertainment for this kid's party. Wow, let's go
as cheap as possible. I spent too much on cupcakes.
We got to do something. So they found the bubble
Man for like twenty bucks.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I'm trying to think how much, because we've had a
bubble type person at the elementary school to do shows
like that, Okay, and I want to say that it
was somewhere between eight hundred and one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
What Yeah, I am in the wrong business to go
out there and blow bubbles. Eight hundred bucks. He's a
nice guy. Wait, you diedn't think banged something. Somebody's getting screwed.
Yeah right. Meanwhile, they're lining them up right here, blowing

(25:57):
to this. Come up here to the make sure you
get his name right, the bubble Pirate. I feel like
there's a better so he's implying he is somebody who
doesn't follow the rules when it comes to bubbles and
takes bubbles when he would like are their rules? Listen,

(26:17):
that's not important. I'm trying to understand the term bubble pirate, right,
Maybe he steals pirate or bubbles from other people. What
would be a better name? Bubble god. I don't love that. No,
I don't love that that that feels a little grandiose.
The bubble criminal, the bubble rapist. It's a pirate, yeah,

(26:41):
but they more plunder than they do rape. The bubble
plunder I like that. Yeah, dude, the bubble plunder is
actually pretty good. Your favorite bubble ah. I'm not sure
what name is better than bubble pirate, and I don't
love bubble pirate. That's as good as it gets. Man.
Tell me he wears a pirate outfit and he does
this are are you already? Are you ready for me? Bubbles? Ew?

(27:09):
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Speaker 2 (27:16):
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Speaker 1 (27:29):
Some pretty good names coming in on the bubble thing
instead of bubble Yeah, good morning. It's a big mad
morning show like the Bubble Key. See. That sounds professional
definitely and better than the Bubble Pirates or Bubbles the clown.
I'd be day. I think that's a little you might

(27:51):
upset another clown named Bubbles. Yeah, feels like that has
taken property if he's in a rural area. Bubble Bubba,
I love that. Y'all. Get over here. We're going to
blue some bubbles Bubble brothers.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Get a partner on that.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Ah. I work better as a solo. I blow better
as a solo, right yeah uh. And then maybe the
best and this always plays out as being the best
name for anything, no matter any naming contest, whatever, this
is always the best name. And that is Bubble mcbubble face.

(28:33):
I think that always plays out as a great name
for any things. I think we just need to start
change the name of the show. The Big, the Big
Bad mc mcface. This kind does it doesn't I clearly
stuffle Truman.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Tumbles mccoula hand. The Steelers have decided on their starting quarterback.
Head coach Mike Tomlin announced at Russell Wilson we'll start
the season under center. Wilson joined the Steelers after signing
a one year deal as a free agent in March.

(29:07):
He had been in competition with Justin Fields, who the
Steelers acquired from the Chicago Bears in a trade from
a conditional six thrond pick. Fields will serve as Wilson's backup.
When Wilson starts a season opener for Pittsburgh, he will
tie Warren Moon and Peyton Manning for the fifth and
longest streak to begin a career with his thirteenth straight
start in Week one.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, he has started since twenty twelve, since the NFL.
Right in the NFL. And by the way, there's no
way this was a hard decision for Tomlin because do
you take do you have the starting quarterback quarterback, be
a guy who's won the Super Bowl or right to Yeah,
he's pssible and competed in two I think, Or do

(29:48):
you pick a guy who has the bad image of
not being a good quarterback?

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
No, yeah, you take the this was it the Seahawks
that he won with I think, so, yeah, you take
Russell Wilson.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yes, it's not a hard decie. There should have been
never a doubt Justin fields would have had to come
in and play like just the craziest MF forever, and
Russell would have had to have esked the bed completely right.
And we know that Russell Wilson understands football better than
a lot of quarterbacks. He's just had probably had trouble
executing it.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
And a NFL quarterback with starting experiences on the move now.
The Athletic reports that the Atlanta Felcons are trading Taylor
Heineke to the Los Angeles Chargers in exchange for a
conditional six thround pick. Heineke is expected to be star
quarterback Justin Herbert's top backup after Easton Stick struggled throughout
the preseason. The thirty one year old has started twenty

(30:47):
nine games throughout his career and has thrown for a
total of six six hundred and thirty five yards, thirty
nine touchdowns, and twenty eight interceptions. He's also spent time
with the Washington Commanders, Carolina Panthers, and the Houston Texans.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, he hasn't shown to be the guy. And he
was third in a bench with Kirk Cousins and Pennox
junior from Washington last year and so Washington College football,
and so yeah, that was a crowded room of talented
people already, so it made sense for them to dish
him out. I guess go to backup Herbert, which he

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has a history of being injured.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
So yeah, and the college football season is officially here.
The Tulsa Golden Hurricanes host Northwestern State tonight at seven.
This season is the second for head coach Kevin Wilson.
Tulsa finished the twenty twenty three season with an overall
four and eight record and two and six in the
American Athletic Conference. Tulsa returns thirty three letter winners to
the new roster. Northwestern State will be playing its first

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game since October nineteenth of last year, as the remainder
of the Demon's twenty three season was canceled after the
death of junior safety Ronnie Caldwell. Other college games happening.
Number twenty two in North Carolina State hosts Western Carolina.
Number eleven Missouri hosts Murray State. Number twenty four, Kansas
hosts linden Wood, and number thirteen Utah hosts Southern Utah.

(32:09):
Other intriguing matchups ore FCS power North Dakota State taking
on Dean Sanders Colorado team and North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Isn't that South Dakota State Minnesota?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Nor, it says North Dakota, North Dakota.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, so the team that uh no, I'm yeah, it
is North Dakota because the odds, I'm thinking of the
Oklahoma State game that's on Saturday, because they're taking on
South Dakota State, who have been in that they're in
Division two and they have taken on They've been in
the National Championship like four of the last years. And
Gundy was like, hey, I'm not, this isn't a gimme,

(32:44):
this is not I'm not. I'm aware that they could
play spoiler pretty fast. And as you said to you
going back to TU, was that the new head coaches first,
is this his first debut here?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
No, this is a second this is second season. Second season.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I feel like you just took over. But okay, one
of the cool things at t YOU this year is
they change some of the seating and they have box
seats field level now, oh with tables and highs chairs
and catering and believe like a like a waitress scenario.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, so they've got it. They've changed the experience a
little bit in some part of the stadium for closer,
fun little action, which is a fun way to see
a football game.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I would think this season is the first with the
expanded twelve team college football playoff at the FBS level.
And that's your ball, So the Wall Sports, I'm Lindsay
in ninety seven to.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Five, Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine
to one, eight four six, oh kmod. You can also
text to BMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. Hey, if you're busy this weekend
and can't make it out to rock Lahoma and you
still love that concert lifestyle, you can enjoy one hundred
years at the Canes and possibly win seven Dust tickets
when they are at the Canes in October. Sign up
to win your way there online at the website that

(34:11):
Rockskmody dot com.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Good morning, gim Peep, Well, good morning Corvin. It is
Rocklholma Thursday, where you are no more than thirty minutes
away from winning free weekend GA tickets to Rockaholm. You
just gotta listen for the keyword and then say it
into the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. You open
up the iHeart Radio app. The topback features a little
microphone in the bottom corner. Yeah, push that button, want
to hold it down, and then say this code word,

(34:37):
and you were in the running for a pair of
weekend GA tickets to Rocklaholma this weekend. The code word
is hail Storm.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
Hail Storm, be Brown, No World, take my strong hand, get,
give train moment, give train the real, no world, take
my shrum hand.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Get.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
That's because you look like the gift. Don't mean you
play like the gift. That's goddamn right. So, unless you've
been living under a rock for the past I don't know,
twelve months, Rockklahoma is this weekend. It actually kicks off
today and then we'll be out there this week and
broadcasting live Saturday from three to seven. But that's not
what I'm here to talk about. Part of these Facebook groups,

(35:23):
and one of them is the Rockklahoma Uncensored Facebook group,
and they had a post on there that I thought
was awesome and I want to share. And this is
is something only someone that's been to Rockklahoma would understand.
We've all been to Oklahoma. It's part of the gig
and We've seen some pretty crazy stuff, some pretty wild stuff.
I like to party out there all week and long,

(35:44):
go to the campsites and enjoy my time. So if
you've been to Rockahoma and you want to get in
on this, you can text something that someone that's been
to Rocklahoma would understand. First one straight out to shoot.
The first comment on this one is the tunnel. Do
you guys want to talking about the tunnel? So up
by the main stage where they have the concrete VIP

(36:06):
seating right there is like right behind it, and I
think you got the butt lighted patio deck up there.
Right underneath that deck is a tunnel where they let
ga people come in and try to get as close
as possible. Right, And it's a tunnel, And I've seen pictures.
I've seen the tunnel and it's like cattle, thousands of

(36:29):
people herded into this one little tunnel to sit there
and watch the show as close as possible. And I
look at it and I got to agree with this
comment on it. The common says I've never been in
it because I get nervous and when I'm locked in somewhere,
I says, my buddy used to love going down there.
In mash and one time he got stuck in there
and said it was like hurting those cattle out of there,

(36:50):
and it doesn't always go well. I see that, and
I'm like, I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to
be smoothed into this CRN and I don't mind getting
in the crowd at concerts. I don't CrowdSurf like I
used to. I'm sure as hell, don't mosh like I
used to. I'm way too old like you used to,
or at all like I used to, Like, I don't

(37:12):
at all anymore. That's what I'm saying. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I used to mosh, but now I do not
because it's just I I am past the point of
getting hurts for entertainment.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's that ship has sailed in my life. So I
see that. I see that post, and I'm like, yes,
I picture that tunnel and all those sweaty people rubbing
up against each other, and it's just like God, God.
There are two very common posts in this thread, and
and we'll get to them. This one here says, uh,

(37:48):
the atmosphere out there, it's unlike anything else, And I
would have to agree. You go out there and it's
just like everybody can be who they want to be.
It doesn't matter who you are, if you're a lawyer, doctor,
whatever it is. If you want to go out there
and let your freak flag fly, you could do it.

(38:10):
Rockklahoma is the place to be to totally just let
go right. Another post on here was noodles the Island.
Noodles is what they're talking about. It's one of the
food trucks that's out there, and apparently it's a very
popular one. I've heard of this. I have never had
them before, but as much as people talk about it,

(38:32):
I'm thinking I need to get me. It's just Roman
noodles basically is all it is. Except huh, when you
are right or in need, like you're dehydrated, all that
sodium game changer get you right on up there. Huh.
I might have to give it a shot this weekend,
just to see good Ramen, right, not not just the

(38:55):
package whatever ones you buy, which are fine, but good
Ramen is spectacular, dude, That's what I hear. There's a
lot of Ramen restaurants that have popped up here in town,
and I haven't been to any of them, to be
honest with you. I prefer my ramen have cost me
ten cents out of the package, but I've heard good
things about them. But yeah, so Island Noodles is another

(39:16):
one that you should go out. There is this one
that I I was like, okay, yeah, I have actually
fallen victim to this. It says wear your shower shoes,
wear your shoes in the shower. Underneath that one, it's
a comment that says people be waffle stomping in the

(39:37):
m MT. First, yes, one true, this does happen. Underneath
that text is I've heard tales of those elusive waffle
stompers leaving the job. Undone. I think it was last
year at Rockklahoma. See at Rockklahoma, they have VIP showers,

(39:58):
which is basically a trailer and it's just got the
one you know, it's it's let's just say it's like
a like a like a twenty foot trailer separated into three, right,
and you got like three showers in the one trailer.
You follow me so far, and it's a personal bathroom
for the VIP folks out there. You know, it's got
your your crapper, your shower, it's got to sink in

(40:20):
a mirror in there. Those are fantastic. I love them.
And then you've got the public showers, which is just
basically a giant concrete building that's community showers about let's
just say maybe a dozen of them on each side
and every and they got you draw the curtain shut
and you take your shower and then you leave. Last year,

(40:41):
I used the public shower, and I am not lying.
Somebody missed the waffle and left it in the corner
for him. That's a matt dude. You mean the Thunderdom. Oh,
it is totally just horrible. So going into a ross,
you're like, what's happening? Yeah, have some decent see people
who says it's okay to crap in any shower, whether

(41:03):
it's public or not. You see somebody crapping the shower,
what are you doing? Will you say anything? Uh? Well,
if I see them, that means I'm in the shower
with them, and that's a little weird. So for individual shot,
it's not like a it's not Yeah, yeah, it's not
like a prisoner. You go to the gym or the
locker room where everybody's just showering all together, and you
got all these dongs everywhere. With that being said, if

(41:23):
it was like that community open plan like that and
open floor plane I think is what they call it.
I'm totally saying something. I am calling that mother lever
out like he's like, they're in the business, and you're like, hey,
wait a minute, pinch it off, bro go over there. No, no, no, no,
don't finish, like do something now to take that elsewhere?

(41:45):
Take it literally, yes, yes, but the fact of that
they will do it and then leave it there in
the corner for the next That's so bizarre, the mindset
of an individual like that. Oh, isn't it? What is
wrong with you people? I can't believe it's that Like
it happens a lot, like it's a thing. I think.
I want to say it happens at least once a day,

(42:05):
if not more than that. That's wild. Yeah, that's that's
why there are plenty of bathrooms, porta potties, whatever everywhere.
You don't need to do that in the shower where
everybody else is. Dude, if they if that happens in
the shower, they would probably have to shut it down
to sanitize it, right right, But God has your witness.

(42:29):
I saw it in the corner. By the way, Island.
Noodles is a traveling They go to festivals. This is
what they do. And it isn't Ramen. It is like
Lo Maine. Okay, okay, well either way, it's Hawaiian presentation
that and they cook and big open flame and big Okay, okay,

(42:49):
it does sound delicious to check it out. Then I'll
have to check Going.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Back to the shower though, this would be the perfect
time to invest in a camping shower. It's just a
big bag that holds I don't know how many gallons
of water, but it is portable. Has They're great, They
are great, And they.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Want to shower with swimsuit on absolutely all right, because
you can't. I mean, I guess they do have curtains
you can draw around you Ryan, Yeah you could. But
what happens when the wind blows and everybody sees you
in all your glory, all soaked up?

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah? Do you care?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Really?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
It is Rocklahoma. Yeah, We're all inhibitions are throwing out
the window. So okay, okay, Moving further down this, these
are things that only people that have been to Rockklahoma
would understand. The rock crud, the dust from the gravel
parking lots, the dirt from camping and some people, some

(43:49):
people don't shower all weekend while they're there. I don't
know if it's just, you know, part of it, or
if they don't know that their showers available for you
to use. I don't know, but I feel everybody should
utilize that every day. Go wash the crud off of it.
You don't need to be going home. People are out

(44:10):
there sometimes the whole week, Sunday through Monday. All right,
some people are out there like me Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
go home Monday. But the fact of it is, if
you're letting three, four, five, six days of kurrud build
up on you, that's just nasty and it can't be healthy, right.
I mean, it worked out for the cavemen for a while,

(44:32):
I guess. I guess. One of the most prominent posts
in this comments in this post here is the glow
in the dark butt plug girl. I've seen her. I've
seen the pictures, and she has a light up butt
plug that she wears, and you know where she's at

(44:56):
because you can track her. Like she wears no bottoms. No,
she's got attoms on like a skirt, maybe nothing underneath there,
maybe a thong. But it's kind of like lighting on
a motorcycle pretty much. Basically, basically, you know that you
see this little redd or green glow flashing the glow
in the dark butt plug girl, faitus, that's what you think,

(45:18):
So it's attention. Yeah, I'm more than likely. Another one
was the and this is the other most common comment
on this thread here, and it's it's happened to me.
I didn't do anything, but I've been propositioned and it's
show me your buttole. I have never seen so many

(45:39):
people in public or anywhere begging other people to show
me your buttle? Why why? Why do you want to
see the starfish? Why do you want to see the
angry spider? I don't get it, but there's people out there.
I was walking by one time. This was a couple
of years back, and the this group of dudes were like, hey,

(46:02):
show me your butthole. Ha. No, I will not. I
will not be exposing my anus at Rockklahoma. If you
want to do that, that's you. A couple of other
ones were seeing Santa in the mosh pit. I think
that's pretty awesome. Crowdsurfing Jesus was another one that's cool

(46:22):
thing I like about Rockklahoma is all the different costumes
that everybody wears. Waldo. He wasn't out there last year
or the year before last, But like all the years
I've been up there up to that point, I always
find Waldo.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
He probably was, we just didn't see him. Just confined them.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Sure, because everybody else is dressed like Waldo. Yes, yes,
I get that. But nonetheless, it's a great weekend. It's
all weekend long, and we're gonna be giving away VIP
tickets here in just a little bit. If you don't
get the chance to go to Rockklahoma this weekend or
at all, whatsoever, it sucks to be you. M be Brown.

Speaker 8 (47:03):
The world, Take my strong hand, Get on give train. Moment,
give train, Brown the world, take mine my shrum hand.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Get on the damn train. Yeah train. That's because you
look like the gift. Dot mean you play like the gilt.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next Jax. The Big Mad Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Doesn't land the same Good Morning. It's the Big Mad
Morning shown four six oh KMOD. You can also text
bmms and then what you want to say to eight
two nine four five, let's play a game. I know
that's what everybody wants. VIP tickets to rock Lahoma. Anybody

(47:58):
who wins these VIP tickets will be hanging out with
us and Tim Montana today as he is in town
early to hang out with us. He's gonna play some songs.
We're gonna chitty chatty for a little bit. He's got
some Uh, he's a he's a. He's a dude. I'm
excited for Gimpy to meet him. Oh yeah, why seems
like one of those down to earth kind of regular
guy joes. Yes, okay, seems like we'll get along him

(48:23):
and I, well, I'll get along with it. He's a
he's a good dude. He's a good dude. Taking some
shots with us or something. Sure, yeah, uh so we'll
get to that later day. But right now, VIP tickets,
we're gonna play Schnip schno option er. Our current record
is well, I am leading with thirteen, Lindsay has nine
and you have eight. Last week's winner. You so, Lindsay

(48:45):
and GIMPI at nine one eight four six Oh kmo
D nine one eight four six oh k m O
D Call up decide who's gonna be the clue giver.
Where that gets the most right is winning those VIP
tickets to Rock Oklahoma. The phones have been going NonStop
since people trying to get in on these tickets. So
let's go to the phone and go here. Good morning,

(49:09):
you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
It's Dustin. Hey Dustin, how are you, buddy?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
How you doing? Good? Friend? Who do you want to
give clues? Lindsey or Gimpy? Let's do Kimpy. Sixty seconds
are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready, Dustin?

Speaker 9 (49:28):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Here we go, Dustin. This is a card game where
you got to count twenty one.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Bot jack.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
This is what the liquid that is in a pen
that you used right with. This is a ceramic animal
that you put your change in when you're a kid,
piggy bank. This is your picture on Facebook, your blank
picture profile. Yes, this is a type of lawnmower, also

(50:00):
a turtle or as like the red blank. Think lawnmowers,
not toro. Think turtle. When you take your fingers, when
you take your fingers and you make a noise with them,
like telling somebody to come here. What is that? Okay,

(50:22):
keep going. No, you got that right. But if you
if you're the person that snaps, somebody would say you
are a what snapper? There you go?

Speaker 7 (50:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
My parents have very blank rules. They're mean to me.
The time time time time time time. Five is what
I got and Dustin, don't be discouraged. That could be
good enough for the wind. Hang on the line. Okay,
don't go anywhere. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, good morning.
You're on the air. What is your name, Bobby? You

(50:53):
and Lindsey have to beat five? Are you ready? Yeah?
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Okay, airplane. You can sit business or not second but
coach another word, not second before second?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Uh huh? First?

Speaker 5 (51:15):
What? Yes, blank, present, future, past? Uh huh uh. These
are sometimes they're made of weed, but not usually. Betty
Crocker makes these. Yes, uh huh. This is what you
get on the make this on the foul line in basketball. Yes,

(51:38):
donat that. It is no good. It hasn't No, it's
past the date. Yes, uh huh. This is to dig
a ditch. Use this another word for a lesbian? A negative?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, okay, you got it.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
We are going to Oh this is everything is getting
this wiped out in the woke culture.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Time time time time rigulations. Man, you're getting those tickets,
thank you. I got six. So you're getting VIP tickets
to Ocklaholma, friend, and you're gonna hang out with us
and Tim Montana today all lot hang on line, so

(52:28):
give me can get your hope. Sorry, Dustin man one shy,
I know, I'm sorry, buddy.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Hey, thank you, see later. And Dustin, you could actually
get into win tickets still. As we're doing Rocklahoma Thursdays,
text in the word I'm sorry, use the talkback feature, uh,
and just say the code word disturbed on the iHeartRadio app.
That's how you can keep winning Rockaholma Thursday, all day today.
The one that Lindsay ended on Gimbi, Yeah, I mean
she was good on this. When say something that offends somebody,

(53:01):
you are now a victim of blank culture. Yeah. I
had plans. Something came up, so now I have to
blank my plans, right, Yeah, careful. And then the one
that Gimpie ended on.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Yes, he was on the right track. I think with this.
I grew up with very blank parents and wouldn't let
me do anything. Yeah, those are blank rules. Harsh.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, if you don't let your kid eat sugar, you
might be a blank parent, blank parent. Right, yeah, I
think you guys are. That's the right tip code for
sure on that one record now like keeps me in
a lead with thirteen but moves lindsay to Tana, keeps
you with eight?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Or of a Big Mad Morning Show is nest.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
M good morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show four
six km D. You can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight to nine four
five for the code word for Ocklahoma Thursday coming up

(54:10):
here in a minute, But first we got to see
what Gimpie has in his four x four welcome this
is here. The Surgeon General Advisory calls parental stress a
public health concern. Vivic Murphy released an advisory yesterday and
said the work of parenting is essential not only for

(54:31):
the health of children, but also for the health of society.
The advisory added parents are increasingly overwhelmed by the dizzying
pace of the world. It's sit The twenty twenty three
American Psychological Association survey said a third of the parents
report high stress, compared to a twenty percent of non parents.
That's kind of like a no due right, it felt

(54:53):
like a node when I saw that story. Come on, course,
being a parent is stressful, man, Life is stress in general.
Quit quit trying to sell that life never has stress. Right,
wouldn't it be nice if it did? Hey? Yelp files
a lawsuit against Google. Yelp is filing an antitrust lawsuit
against Google. Earlier this month, a federal judge ruled that

(55:15):
Google violated US anti trust laws and had monopolized the
search market. Then yesterday Help filed a lawsuit in San
Francisco alleging that Google used that monopoly to dominate advertising
markets and manipulate search results. In an online statement, Yelp
called Google the largest information gatekeeper in existence. And then

(55:39):
the company keeps users within Google's own ecosystem and prevents
them from going to rival sites. Does it really prevent
them if they're a better, you know, product, That's not
really preventing anybody, right, except we have seen that companies
that have big market shares typically will contell you to

(56:00):
oppress people trying to threaten them. Okay, I guess I
mean you don't ever hear anybody say yo, yelp, it
you know what I'm saying no, that's true, or hey,
you don't believe me, ask jeeves it. Yeah, well no,
because but people say, what's their yelp? Okay, but that's
like for like reviews and stuff. But that's what it's for. Okay,

(56:20):
I guess, but they but Google also does reviews. I
guess you're right.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Yeah, And mostly when you go into a business, you'll
see like, leave us a Google review and we'll give
you a discount or something.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Or Yelp. I've seen the yeps ones too, and they do.
You'll always see Google ones first. Okay, Okay, that's what
happens when you're the giants. I guess what else we
got here? So the Supreme Court won't reinstate Biden's student
loan forgiveness plan for now. The Supreme Court is declining
to reinstate the Biden administration's latest attempt to cancel student

(56:52):
debt for millions of Americans. The High Court said no
to a request from the Justice Department to lift an
order from an appeals court that block blocked the save plan,
and the court added it expects the Court of Appeals
to render its decision in a timely manner. The Department
of Education paused any loan payments for borrowers enrolled in

(57:13):
the program earlier this month, and then lastly here. Northeastern
State University's Online Nursing Program provides flexibility for students. Northeastern
State University or NSU's Online Nursing Program gives students the
ability to advance professionally while working full time. Program offers
both an undergraduate rn to BSN program and a Master

(57:37):
of Science and Nursing degree. The students are able to
start a program during six starting dates throughout the year,
so they can begin coursework at a time that best
fits them. The program will also provide students with a
strong foundation for a graduate education in nursing.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
New England Patriots coach Jared Mayo has chosen Jacoby Brissett
as the team starting quarterback, as the veteran held off
a late surge from rookie Drake may the number three
overall pick in the draft. I've decided Jacoby will be
our starting quarterback this season, he said this morning. As
an organization, we're one hundred percent behind Jacoby Brissette's fin

(58:28):
off spring and training camps as the starter, but the
dynamic of the competition shifted over the past two weeks.
Mayo previously said that once May became less differential, the
gap between the quarterbacks closed to the point where may
was playing better than Brissett in that timeframe. At the
same time, Brissett's experience in the team system, along with
the totality of his work going back to the spring,

(58:50):
was a weighed in the decision making process.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I'm telling you week four was Drake will be a
quarterback by week four? Thanks so yes, and I will
bet zero on it.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
This is kind of fun. ESPN put together a survey
to get the opinions of one hundred and three current
NFL players on a variety of questions. One of those
questions was concerning which current NFL quarterback is the most overrated.
While far from a landslide, the QB with the most
votes was Josh Allen with eleven. Close behind were Jalen

(59:26):
Hurts and Tua Tago Viola, each with ten votes. As
far as the top quarterbacks, it wasn't even close. Patrick
Mahomes running away with it and Lamar Jackson and Joe
Burrow taking the silver and the bronze.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
That's fascinating because I would think he would get picked
by a lot of people that they would want. He's
a good motivator. He'll put his neck out there compared
to some other quarterbacks, but he's the most overrated by
his peers.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Yeah, Josh Allen is yeah huh yep. And that is
your to the wall sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven
to five KMO.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine eight
four six oh kmod can also text BMMS and then
what you want to say to eight two nine four five,
Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Good morning Corbyn. It is rock Oklahoma Thursday, the very
last one. So get out your ieut iHeartRadio app, open
up the talkback feature and use the code word evil.
Give us that word evil. That code word could score
you free weekend GA tickets to Rock Lahoma. You are

(01:00:37):
never more than thirty minutes away from winning free tickets.
All right. Evil is this morning's code word for eight am.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
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Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
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You're gonna get your first chance to score repair tickets
to our iHeartRadio Music Festival in about an hour. Keep
on listening to figure out, how all right, little conspiracy theory. Thursday,
they have halted all the SpaceX launches because of an

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air that happened when a rocket came back and landed
on the platform. It tipped over. Oh and they're like ew,
so they've grounded those and that sent me down a
rabbit hole of space stuff and the number of weird
things we have launched into space. You might remember the
when he put a Tesla in space with a dude

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sitting in it, just a roaster floating around. Yeah, because
he could. So one of the here are some of
the things. A hip hop song. They sent Missy Elliott's
The Rains sup A Dupa fly into space. The song
was dustined to be transmitted to Venus. According to the

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Jet Propulsion Laboratory, it happened on July twelfth this year.
The Deep Space Network, which is not some crappy podcast.
It is an array of giant radio antennas that send
commands to distant space probes. This is the second song
transmitted by them. They did it in two thousand and

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eight with the Beatles song Across the Uniforse. The Jet
Propulsion Laboratory has a sense of humor. The latest work
samples of the song. I can't stand the rain was
done to the surface of Venus because they haven't seen
rain in billions of years. Like they're trying to like
what probe or joke the aliens if there are on

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Venus right into like oh okay, now, oh they're funny. Yeah,
I don't get it. I don't see how this is
a thing and except that they can, right, Maybe they're
trying to see if the aliens have any requests. I mean,
what like thirteen years before we get the answer back

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right right, you're intglected these requests in dedications, which leads
me down another rabbit hole of what song would like
If you had to pick five songs you would want
them sending to space, what would it be? You would
think like Space Odyssey, Right, it would be one of them,
right Bowie, Maybe fantastic song.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
But sending it to Venus. I was thinking of Venus,
Oh Venus, that old, old, old timey Venus song, or
our intergalactic planet Grandma.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah, they've said human remains to space. The first space
burial took place in nineteen ninety two, when cremated remains
of Star Trek creator was carried into orbit by the
Space Shuttle Columbia and then returned to Earth. Since then,
the ashes of several scientists and celebrities have been launched
into space by NASA and by private companies. In some cases,

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the ashes have stayed in space. The practice of rocketing
such ashes into space is controversial because in infinitism, particles
of ash traveling in high speeds could cause damage to satellites,
right like, if there's a chunk in the ash, it
could damage a satellite. I heard that. I think it's

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James doohand the guy who played Scotty. Yeah, I don't
know if he was the creator or not a part
one off, that's the one. But I heard his ashes
were sent into space as well. I want to say
Leonard Nimoy's as well, but I'm not one hundred percent
uh as recently they recently they sent seventy people into
the Moon because of its sacred in some belief systems.

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The mission was scheduled for January of twenty twenty four,
but the lander failed to make it to the Moon
due to issues with the propulsions system and it burned
up on reentry. So do you have do you have
another funeral? Like if you were trying to send them
to the moon. You spend all this money for them
to go to the moon, and you you know that
because that's what your belief is, that that is the

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resting place, and then it burns up on its way back.
That would feel like really disappointing and heartbreaking. That's like
twice bas celebrity golf balls. We have sent golf balls
to space. What Apollo fourteen astronaut Alan Shepherd smuggled two

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golf balls onto the lunar surface in seventy one, where
he proceeded to swing at them one handed in a
spacesuit with a customized six iron head attached to a
lunar sampling tool. So he mocked his own like he
was you think these guys would get checked to make
sure they're not smuggling stuff to take to space, but
apparently they don't know, because he got a golf club

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head and golf balls, and he had hoped that the
lunar gravity would allow him to make record setting shots,
but he shanked the first ball into a nearby crater
and then claimed that he'd hit the second ball for
miles and miles and miles. Experts however, using photographs taken
by the Apollo fourteen astronauts, and images revealed that the

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second of his golf swings had only propelled about one
hundred and twenty feet or how that plays. It's like,
I wonder if I can hit a golf ball in space, right.
I think it's fascinated that here you are doing this
unbelievable event that is changing the course of America, right,
and the amount of money and things that are invested in.
And you're like, I don't want to take some golf

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balls up there. No, No, you're not yet. You. I
bet you, I bet you. I'll do it. Watch me. Yeah,
well they're gonna get in trouble. Well they gonna do.
I'm already up there right right. Send me home. And
guys do that, right, if you have a big like
a mountain opening, like, guys will do it. I've seen
people do it on docks in the lakes. Yeah, just

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out there pitching golf balls. You give a mail anything
that he can throw in a body of water, it's
going in so the tracks, right, Yeah, it doesn't matter.
It's like a bag of potting soil. Uh huh. I'm
slapping it. You got tongs. You gotta click them twice. Yeah,
you gotta check that drill got a body of water.

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Something's getting thrown in it. Yeah, and it may be you. Jellyfish.
We have sent jellyfish to space. I wonder how that
panned out. Bags containing over two thousand jellyfish flew in
nineteen ninety one on the Columbia along with the supply
of artificial seawater to determine how the creatures would develop
in microgravity. Not only did they develop normally, they thrived,

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and by the end of mission nine days later, more
than sixty thousand jellyfish were alive in space. Once they
got back to Earth, However, the space jellyfish couldn't swim
correctly under normal gravity because they couldn't tell up from down,
and space scientists think humans reared in microgravity might have
the same problem. That's fascinating, right, I was thinking they

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leave these jellyfish out or to see if they survive,
and then like here about one hundred years, we're gonna
get attack of the alien jellyfishh I love the idea
of them doing an experiment of like, hey, we need
two people, a male and a female that will volunteer
to have a child get pregnant and have a child
in space, which means we're gonna train the male to

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be like help deliver a baby and medical stuff, and
then you're gonna conceive in space. You're gonna stay in
space for nine months, and then you're gonna give birth
to the baby, and then we're gonna bring the baby
back and we'll see what happens. Baby's gonna be messed
up or maybe right, there's no way to know. Could

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be a super genius. Though this happened with jellyfish. That's jellyfish.
We're humans. I don't care how many characteristics they share.
Mm hmmm. You'd imagine that after births would clog up
some of the instrument panel and stuff. Well, no, it'd
stay in one spot. I feel like you could scoop
it up. I've seen those videos, man, where they be
spitting pepsi across you know, the you know, spaceship and

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then they catch them with their mouth or whatever. Yeah,
I hear you. They're gonna have to do a couple
of things to ensure the you know, to do this correctly,
you know. But at some point we're gonna have to
go down this road. Yeah, for sure, at some and
I would like to think we get that figured out
before we go to Mars, because what we say, how

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long is the trip to Mars? Ninety days something like that,
No more than that nine months. Yeah, there's a high
probability human beings are gonna want to have sex on
their way while they're waiting whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
For sure, you could.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Have sex and and and get pregnant right and then
leave to go to Mars because it takes nine months,
and then you have the baby on Mars. I think
that's a good first step. Yeah, but at some point
we're gonna have to practice conceiving in space. I just
think you want to see space born. Yeah. Another thing

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called water bears tear to tarte grades tartar grades, microscopic
little dudes. They're indestructible and found in many different environments
on Earth. To test their limit, Russian scientists sent them
into orbit in two thousand and seven, where they were
exposed to the naked vacuum horrible name, horrible stage name,

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and radiation of space for ten days. When they returned
to Earth they were fine. They have now been used
in several orbital experience experiments, most recently in twenty twenty one,
where they were sent to the International Space Station to
see how they would adapt conditions of prolonged space flight.
Dinosaur bones. We have sent dinosaur bones display it to

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space Skelter. Remains of the animals were launched and at
least four separate times, most recently on Blue Origin and
twenty twenty one. In that case, there were the remains
of bird like raptor name Dramasaurus Drama Rama ding Dong,
which stood at about two feet tall at the hip.
When they returned to Earth, fragments of the bones were

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auctioned off for charity. It seems that the first dinosaur
bone intended for space made lift off in eighty five,
when a piece of a vertebrate and an eggshell from
a baby of the dinosaur species Myosaur flew on the
Space Shuttle Challenger. The bones the one that came back
the way it was supposed to. The bones returned to
Earth about eight days later and the Shuttle Challenge the

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challenging didn't explode till eighty six, so like six months later.
It was followed in nineteen ninety eight by a skull
from the species A Sophilus coliofis. Whatever was carried aboard
the Space Shuttle Endeavor, and the bones from a Torontosaurus
rex flew on test flight of NASA's O'Ryan in twenty fourteen. Again,
are these people just messing around? I think so. I think, Zoe.

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Give you another example. I think they're just messing around.
Pieces of the Right Flyer, the historic Right Flier, the
worst world's first powered aircraft that took off in nineteen
oh three, was carried to the surface of the Moon
by Neil Armstrong on Apollo eleven, so that part of
it we're on the lunar lander edge. For the first
moon landing in eighty six, a flight by the Space
Shuttle Challenger would have taken a note written by Orville

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Wright in fragments of the Right Flyer into orbit, but
it was lost when the Shuttle exploded a little more
than a minute after takeoff. Most recently, fabric from the
Right Flier was carried on Integrity, a helicopter that landed
on Mars with the Perseverance Rover in twenty twenty one.
Ingenuity made sixty seven flights on the Red planet, the

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first flights beyond Earth while carrying a piece of the
first aircraft. But why, I guess to honor the right brothers,
which how about just put a plaque down or something, right,
say a word before we start. Didn't we honor them
by making bigger and better planes and flying that, you know,
large amounts of people across the world. They had no idea.

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Oh no, go go orvol go go push harder, you bitch,
I'm going as hard as I can. They only got
like a foot off the ground or some ridiculous Yeah,
it's not like they merely air hearted around the airport
or anything. Airport. Hilarious. Pizza, We've sent pizza to space. Apparently,

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Pizza Hut used a resupply rocket to send a pizza
to a Russian crew on the International Space Station in
two thousand and one for one most expensive pizza ever.
What was the tip? Though? Television advertisements then showed the
cosmonauts eating the pizza alongside footage from the launch of
an earlier so resupply rocket that the cash strapped Russian

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Space Agency had decorated with the Pizza Hut logo, Oh God,
spending time in space Deaden's taste buds. So the pizza
was made with extra salt and spices, and regular salami
was used because the usual pepperoni would have gotten bold
by the time it arrived in orbit. NASA's astronauts on
the International Space Station at the time were forbidden from

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eating the pizza, however, because of the agency strict rules
about corporate sponsorship. So the Americans sat there were like
is it good? Yeah, and the Russians eat a bit.
I don't even know what that is. The bids Zukan

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Americans to me wash it down with my vodka. Human
DNA sequences a memory micro trip known as the Immortality Drive,
which contains the complete DNA sequence of a number of celebrities,
including Stephen Hawking and the comedian Stephen Colbert. What putting

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those two in the same boat is insane? Well, they're
both Stevens, They're both famous Stevens. That's true. No, that's true,
that's fair. I definitely misspoke. I guess they do belong together.
I was thinking to more of their achievements in life.
Not that Stephen Colbert Stephen Hawking hasn't achieved one more
than the other, but one has played a dramatic role

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in the advancement of society. Yeah, yeah, we got the
Colbert Stephen Hawking YouTube stalked on my judge, your sons
of bitches. It was carried to the International Space Station
by the SOYUS in two thousand and eight and remains
there still. The stated idea was that the scans would

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preserve human DNA in the case of a global catalysm
occurred on Earth. That's our backup plan, Stephen Colbert, Yeah,
Stephen Hawking, or the backup plan. Let's just go with
like Mimoa, katee Upton, Heidi Klum. I'm just saying, like,
let's pick some people that, okay, to the least attractive,

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mildly funny people in the entire planet. Yeah, yeah, right,
get them up there, ad lord a digitized copany of
children's book authored by Hawking and his daughter Lucy. Are like,
it's in a book, the little thing in a book
that's up there. Because I guess we'll expect them to
be able to read whenever. Anyway, legos have been sent

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to space. Okay, sure, because you get bored, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
Make them step on them too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
It seems to have happened in nineteen eighty with something
that GIMPI is familiar with, the launch of a sounding rocket.
That's right. The legos were to be sent into space
were figurines representing the early Italian astronomer Galileo, the Roman
god Jupiter, and the goddess Juno, so it kind of
looked like them on board NASA's Juno probe when it

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launched in twenty eleven. Juno entered orbit around Jupiter in
twenty sixteen and is still working while carrying these tiny
crew members. A gorilla costume has been sent to space,
just the costume, huh. In twenty sixteen, the astronaut Scott
Kelly dressed up in a smuggled gorilla suit as a
prank because they get bored and wore it while he

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pursued other astronauts around. So he chased the astronauts around
the space station while wearing okay, sure. This was apparently
the second gorilla suit destined for space. Astronaut Mark Kelly,
Scott Kelly's twin and the now US senator, smuggled the
first on board a space X Falcon nine and twenty fifteen,

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but it was destroyed when the uncrewed rocket exploded after liftoff.
Well that sucks. An Andy Warhol sketch slime has also
I mean, I guess I get it and when you've
got a space program that's you know, damn near years old,

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you're gonna have a couple funny things involved. Maybe they
are just looking for ways to continue to get funding
for the space program. And they're like, well, listen, if
y'all ain't sending nothing in space, we have no need
to give you any money at all whatsoever. They're like,
oh crap, okay, well we need to get that bucket

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of slime, send it up there, except that it says
that NASA has a strict thing, and it's not like
they're saying the fun co bucket of slime was sent
there right outside. I would agree one hundred percent with you.
I'm not sure what they should send us a joke,
but definitely maybe some chattering teeth, yes, or a rubber chicken. Right,

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I here is a big deal here. That's pretty funny.
One of those buzzers. Hand buzzer. By the way, my
child just discovered that she thinks it's the funniest thing
ever and it's and I have to act like it's
shocking me every time she shakes my hand. All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Tulsa's Morning show is coming right back, A big morning show,
Tulsa's rock station nine KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show, six oh KMOD.
The Mandela effect is one of our favorite things that
to talk about. It's actually one of the grassroots things
that made Conspiracy Thursday what it is. And the most

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famous one, of course is Shazam and Sinbad and people
thinking that he was in this movie and he never was.
No such movie exists with Sinbad and she's playing a genie.
Shack played a genie right in a movie, but not Sinbad. Okay,

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it is. And then there's things online where you can
see it looks like a tape look at your chest thing,
but there's no truth to that. This that's one I
didn't know about it. Shar Truce. Do you recall someone
telling you that shar Truce is a magenta pink color? No? No,
it's always been green. Yeah, I've always been known it

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to be a shade of green. Apparently people that's not true.
Kit Kat people think there's a hyphen in it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
There is not, Okay, I'm trying to think of the label.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Another one, Mona Lisa. People think Mona Lisa's the smile
and Mona Lisa, there is no smile in the mona Lisa.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
One that we've talked about before. You think he says
beat me up Scotty in Star Trek. Captain Kirk never
said that the closest you will get would be Scotty
beat us up. Okay. Another one that people know, Luke,
I'm your father from start from Uh, that that's Empires anyway. No,

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he says, no, I am your father. People get this
one confused.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
A lot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Sex in the City, Uh and sex in the City. Yeah,
and that those are actually two different things. One is
a newspaper column that the movie was actually based off of,
or the TV show. Uh, Shaggy's Adam Apple. Okay, people
think that Shaggy has a really profound Adam Apple and

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the cartoons he never had one, Okay. Henry the Eight
and the Turk in a turkey leg. There's apparently no
painting of him with a giant turkey leg. We always
depict that one. Yeah, I'd never heard that one either.

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Fabreeze is it f E B R E Z E
or fabreeze like it's easy in it? No, it's apparently
easy e it's not too E's in the middle sure, right,
this one's a good one. C three Po's silver leg

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Not very many people think, no, that's C three po
his leg one of his legs is a different color.
It's actually silver. You'd be honest with you never really
paid attention to see three po's legs. They think he's
completely gold. Yeah. I always thought he was the tinker
Bell Disney logo. Okay, remember how tinker Bell would write

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the Disney logo with her wand and then dot the
I at the end. Tinker Bell did fly in and
sprinkle pixie dust around the logo on several movies, it
was never in this exact way that people remember. Okay,
so how did she do it? She just sprinkled pixie
dust wind And then this is a new one that

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I've never in Brittany Spears music video. Oops, I did
it again. You remember her wearing a microphone headset and
she never did. But if you were gonna depict her,
you would don the school girl outfit and a microphone headset. Yeah,

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trying to think back to all those times coming home
from school and watching TRL. Yeah, I don't remember having
a microphone headset. Well, like you and C three Po,
I don't know if I really paid attention enough. Yeah,
those were legs that I was looking at, for sure.
I mean, yeah, I guess I don't remember looking at

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her legs that way, but I remember just looking at
her right and her short skirt as a child.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Well we were the same age, so it was okay
for me to do that. Yeah, it's still the depiction
of a child, right, one child or another like okay,
but a lot of adults okateed it. And the other
thing too that's really fascinating is the AI on how
any of these Mandela effects can now be created. So

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you can create a trailer for Shazam with sindbad. Yeah,
for sure, you can create a Shaggy with an Adams
Apple Andriates with a turkey leg eating a turkey leg. Sure,
any of those things can become real in a second.
But who's to say that, you know, through science and

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this LHC that's off in Switzerland, France, wherever it is
over there in Europe or whatever. The LHC. Yeah, the
low hydrant collider, Well the collider, Yes, every time they
fire that thing up, something weird happens. And I'm thinking,
me just not knowing s about f I think that
when they fired that up for the very first time,
that's when the Mandela effect really started to become a thing, Okay, right,

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And I think it's possible that because of that, and
because we're messing with science and stuff like that, that
it shifted us into another universe, an alternate dimension of sorts,
where I mean, I'm sure you've watched the TV show
Fringe right from early two thousands, and where they have
alternate universes. It's basically the same thing running along the

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line of your path. But let's say we live on
this bottom line here and then the top line is
the exact same universe dimension that but just slight differences.
For example, in the show where we know the Statue
of Liberty to be green was originally copper, but because
of ox oxydization it turned green, but in this alternate universe,

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it was still copper. You follow me so far, So
everything's still the same, but it's just minor changes. So
when they fire up that LHC, that's what sends us
into another dimension where Shazam Sindbad's movie didn't exist. The
Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia right, is no longer there.
All these Mandela Effects where everybody now, Nelson Mandela died

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in prison as far as we all know, that's why
they called the Mandela effect, but they fired that son
of a bitch up. Something goes awry, sends us into
an alternate universe where everything you know, where he's still alive,
it gets out and it's like, wait, a man, Yeah,
so you said something at the very beginning that I

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don't know s about f Yeah, and we do that
with a lot of things, politics, viruses. We're like, I
don't know anything about it, but here's what I think,
here's my thoughts. Yeah, you totally were like, don't look
over here while you hid the card behind your hands. Uh.
There's a lot of people that agree with that. That's
why this is a thing. That's why the Mandela That
doesn't make it just because a lot of people agree

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with a theory. Yeah, but you have to back it
up with actual facts. Well, if if we can only
get back to the original universe that we all started in,
that would be nice, or we are in the actual
still in the same one. No, I don't know and
everybody else's universe. Darth Vader said, Louke, I am your father.
Why else would Chris Farley stand in front of a

(01:27:17):
fan and say, la la la lu la la la lou,
I am your father. Yeah. Two things. One, we can
go back and watch the movie and hear him say
that way right. Two, probably couldn't say the actual words
because it'd be copyrighted from the movie. I don't know
about all thats. I know, logic sucks it, Ruin's fun.

(01:27:41):
It's a fun crusher. All right, take a break, We'll
be back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Eelsa's Morning Show. No, yeah, he's coming right back. A
Big Man Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven five.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine four six,
oh kmod. You can also text bmmass and then what
you want I gonna say to eight to nine four
or five. Choice on the line right now is our
friend mister Mike Malega from the Tulsa Drillers. Hey, Mike,
how are you. I'm doing great, Corbin, good morning, Good
to talk to you. And the Drillers are getting set

(01:28:15):
up for their final home stand. Let's talk about the
final homestand of the season that's gonna be happening down
at one Oak Field and the It's always kind of
been the fan appreciation week that you guys do. This
will start on the third right, so the end the
last home stands always been like a thanks to the
fans for the year.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Yes, we've got it loaded up with some great promos
for the you know, to send the Drillers off to
the offseason. So we're gonna come back Tuesday for six games.
It'll be our last two dollars Tuesday, super cheap two dollars,
hot talks, two dollars tickets. Great night to bring the
family out on a cheap ticket. Wednesday, we're gonna have
a day game, so we're gonna have one more chance
that that midweek day game. Looks like the weather's gonna

(01:28:55):
cool off next week, which is perfect, So hooky for lunch,
you know, hooky from work to blunch at the ballpark
on Wednesday. Thursday's college Football Night, we had Drillers football
jerseys as the giveaway. Friday Night we got fireworks and
it's okay see thunder night. Saturday night, we come back
and we have a drone show that we're going to
announce I think today we have a drone show after

(01:29:16):
the game, first ever at one Oakfield, which would be
a lot of fun. Plus it's Harry Potter Night. First
fifteen hundred fans, we're gonna get a Harry Potter driller's hat.
And then Sunday we finish it out for the families.
We've got our last kids eat free. We've got Bluey
coming in, which favorite of all the kiddohs so blue.
He's going to be in the house taking pictures and
hanging and we're gonna finish up with fireworks. So six

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o'clock game next Sunday to finish it up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Two things. The drone thing is becoming a very popular
thing as an alternative to fireworks displays, and some really
crazy things can happen with the drone. So that'll be
exciting that happens at one Oakfield for that final Homestand
make sure you get your tickets tolls Drillers dot Com
and the Harry Potter Night. This is one of those
things that the people come out of the woodwork for.
They do.

Speaker 7 (01:29:59):
They do.

Speaker 10 (01:29:59):
So like the way that's gonna work too, is I
forget there's gonna be a one hat for each of
the houses from from uh, you know, from Harry Potter.

Speaker 7 (01:30:08):
I'm not a huge Harry Potter guy.

Speaker 10 (01:30:09):
But for the Harry Potter fans, you're gonna get a
chance to pick your house that's that's your favorite house
and get a customized Drillers Harry Potter lid there, and
then you know, I'm sure the folks will be trading
hats if they don't get the one they like. But
it'll be kind of a fun night. It's our first
Harry Potter Knight and uh and then our first Drone
show that night, so there'll be a little bit of
Harry Potter theme into a portion of the Drone show

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as well.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
So should be fun looking forward to seeing that one,
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
The no one probably ever thought young Mike Malega probably
never thought he'd be talking about Hogwarts in which house
you play loyalty to when talking about the Drillers.

Speaker 10 (01:30:42):
Huh, No, definitely not, but yeah, thanks Hogwarts. Could not
think of Hogwarts, right?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
You strike me as a Hufflepuff kind of guy there,
Not so much Slytherin, but definitely a Hufflepuff.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
No, definitely not Slytherin.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Mike. Let's talk about the final month or so of
Major League baseball. Some teams are really turning a corner,
and now they have to deal with injuries, to carry
them through. Judge is continuing to be a force to
deal with, and the idea that he's doing this in
multiple years is pretty impressive. I always don't want to

(01:31:19):
come back to how great he is, but it's such
a phenom to see such an amazing thing happening while
you're alive instead of reading it in the sports history books.
He's a special player.

Speaker 10 (01:31:31):
Yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable in today's day and age.
I think what really just you know, puts an exclamation
point on it, is that it's really a pitcher dominated,
you know league right now. You got a lot of
home runs, but guys don't hit for a high batting
average like they used to, you know, thirty years ago,
twenty five years ago. It's not about contact and getting
on base as much as it is about power, and

(01:31:53):
he brings all of that to the table. I mean,
he's he I think he's within ten points of the
batting average lead, which would put him in a position
to potentially go for a triple crown, which is a
very very rare thing in Major League baseball.

Speaker 7 (01:32:06):
So it's an incredible season. He's definitely on the cusp of.

Speaker 10 (01:32:10):
Hitting sixty home runs for the second time in his career,
which you know, I think has only been done once
or twice, So you know you were watching a generational
player for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
I also wanted to bring this up because it's a
really crazy story. Is rich Hill getting signed to Boston.
This guy's forty four years old. He's actually been with
Boston a bunch of times, and I don't think he's
been called up yet. He's doing some trips, some minor
league work right now. But a forty four year old
guy getting called up to keep playing, that is a
that's also a big deal, incredible.

Speaker 10 (01:32:42):
You know, pitchers like rich Hill, they just they're crafty.
They know how to get guys out, and then that
becomes timeless, you know what I mean. That's that's the
one position I think you do see in baseball where
sometimes guys will hang around into their forties and still
have an ability to be productive. You know, we watch
guys like Roger Clemens and Nolan Ron and pitch well
into their forties. But you have forty four, you don't.

(01:33:02):
You don't hear that every day. Riche'll you know, former Dodger.
I think the guy played for about half the teams
in Major League Baseball. But at times he's been he's
been a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Yes, he's he played with the Angels, Yankees, Dodgers for
a stint, Minnesota, Toronto, the Rays, Mets, I mean Toronto,
He's played with Pittsburgh Padre and everyone. It's pretty impressive.
And you've talked before about why baseball is so special

(01:33:32):
because it can create storylines like this where the other
sports don't really get that opportunity.

Speaker 10 (01:33:39):
Yeah, I mean baseball and hockey are really the two
with respect to longevity. You know, you see a lot
of players in hockey that'll play into their late thirties
and into the you know, even into their early forties.
You know, thirty forty years ago, guys were played in
their forties all the time. But yeah, it's funny. It's
just like baseball and hockey have a way to elongate careers,
and then that gets you some of your stars at

(01:34:01):
a different stages of their life. You know, you think
about basketball and football, and it's all guys in their twenties,
you know, for the most part, maybe early thirties. But
baseball you got guys that you know, might become a grandfather,
might have a chance to play with their son and
the major leagues kind of like Lebron's going to be
able to do for the first time in the NBA.
So yeah, it's interesting. Baseball is a great storytelling game
for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
And then I wanted to bring this up. I saw
this story kind of brought back up by somebody online,
and it's about the nineteen eighty six Mets and how
much I think it was eighty six Mets, how much
of debauchery happened in that team and they were going
to play they were known for like tormenting flight attendants

(01:34:45):
and tearing up planes, and when during the season they
were just doing a small charter plane. But then when
they were making a run for the World Series, they
were they got to book a United like a big plane, right,
And then the crew knew nothing about the debauchery that
these guys would do, and they let their wives come on.

(01:35:06):
And so they win the World Series, know, they win
the playoffs to make it into the World Series, and
on the flight back, they start drinking champagne and bottles
of liquor in cases of beer, and the playing crew
is like, oh, let's do something nice. Let's give them
chocolate cake as a celebration. Well, they're all drunk. Guys
are doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and they

(01:35:28):
start throwing cake around. They break seats in half, and
when the flight lands, they're all drunk. They've been vomiting
on all over each other. I mean, it's a debauchery
at the biggest level. And the fans are there to
greet them and they're just they're like, oh god, what happened?
As they make it, you know, they're gonna make it
into the World Series, and so they go to the

(01:35:50):
owner of the team is presented with the bill from
the airline for going, Yo, you created all this damage.
You've got to pay for it. And the owner of
the team was pissed, and so he gives it to
the managers, like the players are going to pay for this,
and the manager is like, okay, I'll talk to them.
And he stands before the guys and he's guys, what happened?

(01:36:12):
This is crazy? Da you know what are we gonna
do about it? Nobody says anything, right, managers talking being cool,
and then he goes, well, this is what we're gonna do.
We're about to make these guys a bunch of money.
Let's give them a reason why we don't have to
pay for it. Uses as a motivation for them to play. Well,
They've gone to win the World Series.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
Unbelievable, you know. And it's funny.

Speaker 10 (01:36:33):
I grew up in New York City, you know, and
I was there in eighty six. You know, I was
a Yankees fan, obviously, but you couldn't, you know, you
rooted for the Mets. Of course, they were playing the
Red Sox is eighty six, and that team was notorious.
They really were. I mean, they got in trouble in
the bullpen. I mean, I think David Cohne pulled his
pants down and exposed himself to fans at one point.
Good and then Good and then Strawberry and Hernandez were

(01:36:57):
doing more cocaine than freaking al Pacino and Scarf.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
I mean, it was. It was a bonker season.

Speaker 10 (01:37:02):
Lenny Dykster was it just an alcoholic and he was
always in trouble for doing stupid drunk things. But yeah,
and then they still pull it together and they win
the World Series and the most unlikely fashions.

Speaker 7 (01:37:12):
Against against the Red Sox.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
So it was.

Speaker 10 (01:37:14):
It was a crazy times. Mets fans were in their
glory in the mid eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Yeah, phenomenal story that has to do with the things
that don't include baseball, but it motivated them to go
on and win a World series. It's a phenomenal story.

Speaker 8 (01:37:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
And baseball just creates great storylines. That's why she head
out to one Oakfield final homestand starts on the third.
Hit the website Tulsa Drillers dot Com to get your
tickets and Mike have a fantastic week.

Speaker 7 (01:37:39):
Thanks you too. We'll talk to you guys next week.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
All right, take a break and we'll be back for
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Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
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(01:38:36):
Mad Morning Show's top list. Random topics, randomly drawn with
random results. Now Here's Corbyn, Kimpie and Lindsay with this
week's top list. This week's top list, because of Oasis
announcing their reunion, is bands that are family Members. Top
five Bands that are family Members? Number five, What do
you Got, Lindsay?

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Number five is the Everly Brothers. Good songs like wake
Up Little Susie and Bye Bye Love and All I
Have to Do Is Dream. They pretty much set the
stage for a lot of different sixties bands, I would say,

(01:39:18):
and I grew up in a house where the Everly
Brothers were pretty popular. My parents both liked the Everly Brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
Number three on my list?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Number four?

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Oh, I'm sorry, Number four.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Number number four is not good enough, right? Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Number four? The Beg's got Barry and his twin brothers
younger brothers Robin and Maurice. Yeah, I would you consider
the Beg as a band? I guess I would.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
I mean, why would you not consider them a band?
They make music, they.

Speaker 5 (01:39:54):
Make music, Yes, absolutely, I care.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Much about the other two, Randy and more Re. It's
always Barry, Barry still well. The other two are dead well,
I mean even beforehand. Uh now that they did stuff
that is Barry still alive?

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
Yes, okay, yeah, okay, let's see number three. I chose
a newer ish group early two thousands, my Chemical Romance. Okay,
I really enjoy my Chemical Romance and family members. Let's see.

(01:40:34):
I think it is the lead vocalist and the guitarist,
and so I wanted to go with someone new, basically,
put someone new on the list. Most of them are
all old on my list, like number two, CCR, Tom
and John Fogerty. I grew up again listening to CCR

(01:40:57):
my dad's favorite band, and uh yeah, they would have
been number one, But I chose my favorite to be
number one, and that is Michael Jackson and the Jackson
Five probably the most popular in my opinion. When you
think of family bands, Jackson five comes to mind first.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
For dare you put such hate on the Partridge family?

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
I mean I did think of them, but no, I'm surprised, Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
I mean, Lindsay's an old soul, so I'm surprised she
didn't have them on there at all either.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Yeah, no, Tito, Jackie, Jermaine and marlenon Lil Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Yeah, okay, top list bands that are family members. Gimbi
number five is going to be the Black Keys. Probably
one of the best shows I've been to. Are they brothers? Yeah, yeah,
pretty sure they are. If aunt, then well, you know,
put them on the list. Anyway, they're brothers, man. But yeah, there,
it's a it's a it's a great show to go to,

(01:42:07):
just two dudes after playing music. I when I seen
him for the first time with the Bok Center, I wasn't.
I didn't know what to expect. I've heard their music,
listening to music. Whatn't didn't know what to expect so
far as a as A as as a performance, live show,
But I was. I was thoroughly impressed. I think they're
two different families. They may be wrong. I may be wrong.

(01:42:28):
I thought they were. And if I'm wrong, then then
I'm wrong and it's too late to go back now.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
So brothers from another mother says their friends.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Sure, brothers from another mother. Sure, Yeah, that's definitely completely
smudging the line. H uh huh. Number four is Chevelle.
Yeahvelle is a solid group, always good to talk to
and always a good performance as well. You really can't
go wrong with them. Number three on My Life used

(01:42:56):
to be three brothers and they kicked one out right,
get the hell out of here. We don't take Colin
to your type around here. Number three is going to
be the Bellamy Brothers. Who you know, redneck girl, old
hippie Christmas. Come on, can't go wrong with the Bellamy Brothers. Wow,
wasn't expecting that one. Yeah, no, not at all. I'm

(01:43:19):
probably the only one that has the Bellamy Brothers on
a list of bands that are family members. You do,
and I'm okay with that. Number two is going to
be Dire Straits. Yeah, Dire Straits, solid, underrated band, man,
underappreciated as well, you know, just musical geniuses, I think,

(01:43:42):
in in my opinion. Anyway, What was it? I was
I was watching an interview or something like that, and
the one was like, how did you come up with
that rift for money for nothing? Right? And he was
just like I was I was. I was in a
sears or something like that, and one of the workers
there was complaining about having to go and install you know,

(01:44:05):
kitchen equipment and stuff like that, and that's when it
hit him and he sat down and wrote that song
right there, boom pow, and then it became a massive
hit after dance and then Number one for me anyway
is Brothers Osbourne country group. Huh. Why do you say
that it's kind of shocked a little unexpected. Huh. Yes.

(01:44:29):
I love the Brothers Osborne. I think they are a
fantastic group and I would love to see them someday.
Hopefully sometime they'll come close to uh, Tulsa, you know,
if not to Tulsa, so I can actually go and
see these guys in concert. They're just a good, chill,
you know, kind of laid back group. You know, you

(01:44:51):
could call it lake music or whatever you want. I
I like them, So that's number one for me. Join
our top list bands that had our family members. Number
five for me Isley Brothers, besides the Jackson easily one
of the more populous Brothered Band, and I grew up
with Isley Brothers in my house, in my grandma's house

(01:45:13):
when I would visit there, so definitely. Nonetheless, I tried
not to put the Jackson five on there because for me,
I wanted to dig a little deeper into the well.
Number four Van Halen Okay, Alex and Eddie easily one
of the most influential rock bands of all time. Not
only were they good, but their establishment as we are
brothers screw everyone else definitely present. Number three Pantera, Vinnie

(01:45:39):
and dine Bag. They were brothers. Even though they had
different last names in the band. They were brothers, not
brothers from another mother. They were brothers. One hundred percent influential.
Number two I also had the Bee GI's. I think
they're one of the more phenomenal bands songwriting to performance
to how are they even successful when you sing like that?

(01:45:59):
But they are are? Yeah? And then Number one for me,
as I've gotten older, the stock value for this band
has risen to monumental levels because the Beatles used to.
I used to be like they are maybe one of
the best bands of all time, and I still feel
like they are. But the more I read and learn
about these brothers and their band, they they may not

(01:46:25):
have achieved musically the same amount that the Beatles had
in such a short amount of time, but I think
they are highly influential and underappreciated because of the Beatles.
And that's the Beach Boys. They I think they are.
Some of the music they put out. You here and
you're like that, how did that get passed over? That's
how big the Beatles were, right, their music was overshadowing

(01:46:48):
the Beach Boys, and nobody knew they were rivals. Not
they were friendly rivals, but they were rivals right right,
right right? What were the Beatles friends with? Charlie Manson
right right in there? And I think there's another one
like Warren Batty help write a song or something like
crazy stories go along with the with the Beach Boys

(01:47:09):
and the idea that their their brothers like dying a
slow death because of some sort of dementia, and they're
just like, now, keep toring it brings bring uh bringing
John Stamos right at work, It'll be it'll be fine.
Everybody everybody loves John Stamos. He's a he's adorbs.

Speaker 9 (01:47:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Some people teching in texting in a C d C. Yes,
for sure, a c d C. Absolutely. Uh. This is
a solid take. Nelson, Uh yeah, Nelson man, that is
an underappreciated band. And I know you're gonna be like,
what when you hear that song at a wedding or

(01:47:53):
some sort of bar mitzvah, You're definitely going, oh yeah,
how about how about Will and Phillips. Yeah, I was
thinking about that, good honorable mention. There we We don't
just Christmas songs. I'm well. I went to Nelson real quick.

(01:48:13):
I wanted to see what. I'm not sure if this
is the song. Yeah, beautiful hair and I'm not a
judge of hair. Yeah, somebody texting white stripes. I think

(01:48:52):
they were married. I don't think they were brother and sister.
Had that old Donnie Marie thing going for him. Huh No, No,
I don't think they were. I think they were mayor
read because they got a divorce and then she walked.
She never even wanted to play. She didn't even want
to be in a band. I don't want to be
in your stupid band.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let need
somebody to play these drums. Come on, come on, come on,
come on. All right, you just have to tour. I'll
do everything else. I just need to play the drums
on the tour. I'll do all the other things. Uh yeah,
that's a fun list. It's a pretty deep bench too.

(01:49:32):
Honorable mention on there because they'll be here at Hailstorm
this weekend. Kings of Leon should be on that list
with the brothers and cousin thirty seconds to Mars. The
whole reason Jared Letto's said the band because so his
brother would have something for his passion and they turned
out that turned out okay, Yeah, yeah, I think they've

(01:49:53):
won a Grammy if I'm not mistaken. So that's clearly
a big deal. And of course you got to mention
Hanson absolutely right. The fact that you have to be
you're in a band with your sibling is wild to me.
I can't the type of patience, empathy, lack of ego

(01:50:16):
for any of those guys in any of those family bands.
That's what I'm saying. Aside, that's what I'm saying all
of them, all of them that way is that you go, wow,
that for sure they are they can tolerate each other.
People were really getting pissed that we didn't have handsOn
on our list. I mean, they are local and they

(01:50:36):
are not like publicly known as brothers. Sometimes more before
they're known as a band. By the way, I went
down a rabbit hole because I saw it online. Go
down and read the lyrics of Bop. It's gonna trip
you up. You think I'm kidding, but when you see
the lyrics, you'll go wait a minute, all right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
Good morning. It's the Big Man Morning Show KMO D.
You can also text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine four five. We talk
about pineapple pizza and people like to say they hate it,
but I think a recent survey said like fifty two

(01:51:26):
percent of people actually like pineapple on their pizza. And
it's actually a silent group of people. They just don't
say anything. I don't know if any that's true, but
we want all the war. So, as Mike says, put
whatever you want on a pizza, except for this. Apparently
there's a new pizza, a banana pizza. Okay, and so

(01:51:48):
this is a simple pizza with bananas and pineapple. People
of course saying it's discussing now I can get the
pineapple part, because you're getting the sweet and the saltiness
of like the cheese and stuff. I don't think banana
plays into that. Bananas are kind of sweet, but their

(01:52:11):
texture is what's really bizarre. Yeah, yeah, yeah, caramelized bananas
are really good. Bananas with ice cream is pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:52:22):
Frozen chocolate covered bananas awesome?

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Are they? Yeah? Okay? Never had one seeing them at
the fair as Nope, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:52:36):
I buy the I buy them. I buy them frozen.
They come in bite sized pieces and they're covered in chocolate.
They're delicious, and that's better than ice cream. I wouldn't
say better, but it is a nice sweet snack.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
What are you selling it? No, it's a nice sweet alternative, right. Nonetheless,
I found just because I googled banana pizza, and there's
a few of them, like a banana curri pizza. Yeah, okay,
And then another one here that's got my attention, the
banana nutella pizza. Yeah, but that's a dessert pizza at
that point, wouldn't you agree? Yeah, once you're putting the

(01:53:16):
chocolate hazel nut spread. Sure sounds delicious. Though, By the way,
can we get away that hael hazel nut is some
sort of like comparison to peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (01:53:24):
It is not.

Speaker 1 (01:53:25):
It is a frosting exactly. That's exactly what it is.
It's all it is. It's good though, by the spoonful
no bron Oh my gosh, right with apple slices.

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
I've just I just had newtella for the first time. Yes,
never had it before, tried it just recently.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
How did you try it?

Speaker 5 (01:53:45):
It is delicious a spoonful, yeah, okay, delicious, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
And since then I have not.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
It's like, no, no, no, I just feel like it
would be very dangerous to keep it around.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Oh it is. You took a bite and through it away.

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
No, no, no, someone had it and I tried it,
So okay.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
You want to do something cool. Take nutella and put
it on like wax paper and smear it out to
make like a circle. Put in the freezer. When you
make pancakes, put your batter down, put that on top,
and then cover it with more and you're it'll be
chocolate in the middle. Oh lord, Utella is dangerous, man,
for sure. Dude. You can sit there and eat the
whole thing in one setting and not even think about it.

(01:54:30):
Yeah yeah, and next thing you know, you're all gonna
lose your foot because you have too much sugar. You
feel fad, But god damn is it good? Churros, nutella
warmed up? Okay, scoop it in there, Okay, yeah, any case, Okay,
banana pizza. Somebody even said it's a hot circle of garbage.

(01:54:54):
And then I really love this take to try and
give it some credibility because this apparently some historic professor
said that it dates back to the South Pacific and
after World One. In World War two is where it
was discovered, and that the Polynesians created a post war

(01:55:17):
Polynesian food culture that this would be kin to. Okay,
I feel like you're trying to validate it, right. It's like,
we don't have any pepperoni, but we need something round
and sliced to put on this. Bananas or or you're going, well,
it is bananas, but you know what, I bet the
Polynesian culture would eat bananas and pineapples. So let's just

(01:55:38):
connect it to there so no one will dog on it,
throw the whole thing off, right. Of course, the Tropical
Islands that, of course they love bananas and pineapples. This
one text says you'll let one fruit in and now
all of them win in on the pizza thatttle down.
Tomatoes are fruit, so right that that already started.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
I like this.

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
The banana and pineapple pizza has to be dessert. I
don't know. I don't imagine it works with standard pizza dressings.
Maybe like a cheesecake style sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
Okay, but that's not how it's made though, right, I
get it. Change the ingredients to make it a dessert pizza,
but it is a red sauce with cheese. But is
with red sauce strawberry. It does not appear that that
is the way it is. Jam try it, Okay, Name

(01:56:29):
a savory dish with bananas that's good exactly, I mean apples.
I can think of plenty of other fruits and with
savory that make that it's awesome. I don't mix sweet
and savory all that office, so it's hard to come

(01:56:50):
across something.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
No, but pork chops and apples, right, Plenty of people
mix stuff with duck blueberries gets mixed and mixed into
any sauces, strawberries, peaches, right, it's not. Plenty of fruits
get mixed in a lot of curry recipes. In here,

(01:57:12):
curried bananas planteins, I know, get mixed in with curries.
I've no bananatically the same. No, right, No, they're differently.
Planteins are much more dense, right, long flat bananas. Santeans
aren't flat, longer bananas. Uh yeah, there's not banana fritters,

(01:57:34):
banana pancakes, thanks Jack Johnson. Banana ketchup? What it was weird?
It's just people also searched for banana ketchup. People actually
search for that, huh right, because you need to type it.
I typed in savory recipes with bananas, and it's like
people also search for banana curry, banana fret or, banana pancakes,

(01:57:55):
banana cookies, banana ketchup. So I just typed in banana
because this is something I like to do. Is let
Google just give me the autofill recommendations. Yes, so, banana
pancakes lyrics, gimp, you said that, Jack Johnson, Banana man
lyrics okay, banana boat lyrics okay, banana phone lyrics. I

(01:58:21):
didn't realize there were so many. Do we need a
top five banana songs list? I think you might be
on to something. Songs about bananas. I didn't know there
were so many songs with bananas in the title. Please
crap google it banana songs or songs about bananas. This
list is outrageous. Wow Banana boat three thirty thousand pounds

(01:58:46):
of bananas. I like bananas, Hold on, I like bananas
because they have no bones. That is a song from
nineteen at thirty four. We have no bananas. This is
I like bananas because they don't have bombs. Give that

(01:59:11):
wolf a.

Speaker 6 (01:59:12):
Banana there on the corner. Once I heard a cutt
amer com place. You never seem to show whose we
all love though. That's why business hasn't been the thing
I love.

Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
He just started dropping bombs fright, just to throw me
off guard, Like what timon? Queen Latifa has a song
Bananas Who you Gonna Call? Yeah, this is a deep bitch.
And there are some kids ones on here, if you
know the famous song Apples and Bananas for kids. But
so there are a couple like kids songs, but overall

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there is a lot of banana songs. The Banana Banjo
from Steve Martin, Banana Republics from Jimmy Puffett.

Speaker 5 (01:59:58):
Little Wayne, a song called Banana.

Speaker 1 (02:00:02):
I could go on a limb, but I don't think
you're singing about fruit. This those chocolate covered bananas that
she was talking about it, I don't know if they're
tropical covered. Wow banana songs. How about that dog you
learned something every day? A coffin full of bananas for bananas.

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Banana Salama twenty eighteen song Banana Salama. Okay, Banana Shake,
I'm a banana, I'm a banana. Oh my god, this
is like like big artists have banana songs. I'm gonna
ask Tim Montana that today do do it down. We

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went down a rabbit hole about banana songs. When will
you write a song about a banana? Or do you
have a song you've written about a banana? Wrote a
song about it? When a head here goes, Oh my gosh,
that would be I don't feel like I'm we don't
need it break yet, but we're breaking because I don't
feel like we get better than that. We may have

(02:01:11):
hit peak show. That's it. As good as the kids
take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety. I'm a.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
Good morning, It's the big Man Morning Show. Linday and
I were talking about this this morning before we came
on the air, where a local massage therapist has been
arrested and accused of assaulting two women at a massage partner.
And when you read it was a male massage therapist.

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And when you read the story and you hear the
phrase that he apparently pulled the hair and choked the individual. Oh,
now he says he pulled her hair, grabbed her throat,
and then molested her. Now, I am not a massage therapist,

(02:02:29):
I tell my wife I am, but I don't think
you pull hair.

Speaker 5 (02:02:36):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
Now. I've had them like massage the scalp, but never
did they close their fist and pull hair. Right, try
to stretch that scalp out a little bit, maybe, yeah.
And the massage therapist is sixty three two hundred pounds. Yeah,
it's a very large individual. So I can only imagine
you're getting a massage, you already feel vulnerab because you're

(02:03:00):
naked or almost naked, and then they start doing things
like this and then listen to this crazy stat According
to the police Department, they said that in most instances,
people don't report sexual assaults at all or just from

(02:03:22):
massage therapists at all, and that they have found that
when they investigate one victim, it's extremely highly likely. That's
the quote from the police department, that there is another
from the same individual or just in general in general.

(02:03:44):
How crazy is that stat and that why it's so
important to come forward. Should that happen to you, Yeah,
bizarre story. The idea that that happened, and what it
makes me want to tell my wife, Like, you can't
know massage, no men massages, that's you don't hear this
happening with women. Maybe it happens. I don't know. Maybe

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women sexually assault people they're massaging. I'd love to see
a story. I personally have never had a professional massage,
so I couldn't tell you it's pretty awesome. It's like
if you've ever had a pedicure of manicure, pretty awesome.
I've had one of those before. Well, a massage is
even better, okay with not in a strip, not in

(02:04:28):
a uh, not in a warehouse district. Listen, it's all good.
It's all good. Not next to the alteration shop and
a donut shop where there's just doors that separate providers.
They run by the same people. Hold on, let me
get the sugar off my hands before I start rubbing
it down on See what'd you learn today?

Speaker 5 (02:04:50):
I learned that if ghipbe wasn't in radio, he'd get
a job blowing bubbles. And I also learned that today's
show was bananas b A N A N as.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
What you learned today? I learned between sucking doors and
blowing bubbles and Lindsey eating chocolate covered bananas, it's been
a pretty racy show today. And uh, most importantly today
I learned don't crap in the shower. Uh. I learned
that bubble Pirate is the worst movie Lindsay has never
mentioned at nine o'clock. And I've also learned that sucking

(02:05:22):
doors also the worst movie Lindsay has never mentioned at
nine o'clock. Corbyn, say, make sure that dishwashers.

Speaker 5 (02:05:27):
Loaded right, it's Lindsay stops tracking my cycle?

Speaker 9 (02:05:37):
Can I get.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
It?

Speaker 7 (02:05:49):
Should be no.

Speaker 1 (02:05:52):
Make noise interpassword message. The Big Mad Morning showould like
to take a minute to thank troops from Oklahoma and
all over the United States.

Speaker 7 (02:06:04):
These soldiers have sacrifice. Give the Big Med Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
Before you to back like the total douchebags.

Speaker 7 (02:06:09):
That they are total douchebag, hot bag SAG total incomplete douchebag.

Speaker 10 (02:06:14):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:15):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 10 (02:06:17):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
Do lass all blessed Tulsa. We tried