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We'll get to that coming up at nine. Yesterday. In
the news, a man has been arrested.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
On peeping tom charges here in town. He allegedly went
to hobby lobby and tried eleven times to get upskirt
photos eleven times eleven times. First time didn't work, second
time didn't work, third, fourth is six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
Circle back to that So apparently he was in a

(04:04):
hobby lobby and he tried to do this. Security started noticing,
started following him. They followed him out to the his car,
got a picture of his license plate, contacted the police.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Police did an investigation.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
They also contacted the woman this happened to, and they
arrested him yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Was this the same woman that he tried eleven times?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes, yes, yes, we're gonna come back to it because
that yeah, And this happened a year ago, same dude,
and they no, no, they just arrested him. The incident
happened a year ago. And what a couple questions I
have on it? Why did it take a year? Well,

(04:58):
apparently there was some confusion on where he should be.
Who should hold him, Should lighthorse hold him, should the
police hold him? Should not that light light horse is
also police, but you should know what that means.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And they figured that out.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So that's why they went forward with the arrest and
they brought these charges against him, eleven peeping tom charges.
Now he apparently is also a prominent member of a
community of the community too, in the church, which is
gonna be really interesting. He's not a cross dresser, right, right,

(05:41):
just saying anyway, eleven times I can go what you
did there?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
So eleven times he tried this on the same individual. Now,
I know women wear skirts, obviously do some of them?
Are those tennis skirts? That's those tennis little onesie outfits.
Those are really popular right now?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh like the uh what are they skirts?

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Yes, like a skirt.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, well I'm getting to that, but they're little tennis outfits.
But they have shorts underneath you, like a lot of
skirts nowadays, especially ones that open up in the middle,
have a large slit. It's an eye, so they're like,
you're not gonna see anything you don't see when they're
wearing legings right right, With that being said, short of

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them wearing a mini skirt that cuts mid thigh.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
How far down are you leaning? For real? How far
are you willing to lean down? Pervert Corbin?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Not very far?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
What about non perfct Corbin? You think PERVERC. Corbin would
lean a little bit further than the non purpose no,
non perfect Corbin's zero. I'm not doing it at all. Okay, okay,
so what are we talking about here? Maybe a good
six inches, maybe a foot. Is it just one of
those than I candle, your hand can or your arm
can reach down, That's what I'm saying, Like, are you
just like du Like you're in the same aisle next

(07:09):
to the person looking at frames or yarn and you're
leaning over.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
I guess you can go with the mirrors on your shoes,
but like you're putting the phone down in remote control.
I don't know, eleven times to set that up eleven
different times seems exhaustive. This have to be hand phone
in hand clicking.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, and the tenacity wow, yeah eleven times on the
saint did he not?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I want to know if he knew the person.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
This sounds like he does, or he just saw her
in the hobby lobby and got really infatuated and was like,
I gotta see some of that and to be fair,
at least in my personal opinion, And I've been in
a hobby lobby a few of them, a few different times.
Never once have I found a woman in there that's
attractive enough to make me want to take pictures up
her skirt. Oh, you you're just dramatically underestimate. That's hobby lobby.

(08:10):
I'm going at the wrong times.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Then, I mean, there's definitely a demo of old that's
in there. But no, there's a it's like Target, dude.
Oh yeah, okay, I'll give you Target. Yeah, I used
to work there. That was fun time.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, it's like Target. You get women in leggings. Yeah,
it's it's.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Prime real estate. I don't even know what I'm saying.
Perfect Corbin's coming out. I'm just listen what I do
for a living. I gotta put different hats on, okay, right.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Research, They just come so easily.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
So anyway, So I went to hobby lobby yesterday and
I tried to see how many for the shore officer
will promise you eleven times doing this?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
I'm sure there are things that I've done over ten times,
like attempted them.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Not in one day. Yeah, no, you gotta take a break.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Well, clearly he grew up. If at first you don't succeed,
you try try again. Right, And why why why I'm
looking at this man's picture. He looks so much like
John Legend. It's almost uncanny.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
John Legend has dreads. If John Legend has John have
to add that part? Is it because he's black?

Speaker 7 (09:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You racist?

Speaker 7 (09:38):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I don't think he looks like John legend at all.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
I completely see it.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
When I saw it, I didn't go John Legend.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
But to her point, he is an attractive feller. He's
not a hideous beast, right and could probably grab and
it could probably Hm, he should be a probably woman
he wants. Yes, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
There's he doesn't fit the cliche, right, creep but mom's
basement red bull computer the type and all day he.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Doesn't fit that. Yeah, it doesn't fit that ideology. But
being is that he is a member of the church,
it kind of makes you'll give him a little look
and be like, have you been doing this to some
of your your congregation?

Speaker 6 (10:28):
It's always my wife and I joke when you see
a news story that's a little shocking and they catch
him and I'm like, well, good thing, this was his
first time.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Right, Yeah, that's just the time he got caught.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I think I believe that this says he worked at
the text him and he worked at my kid's daycare.
Oh god, well, I hear you. I would also be alarmed.
But just because you do peeping tom of up women's
skirts doesn't mean you're a pedo.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Those two don't walk hand in hand. That is true,
but the optics on it don't look good.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I agree, this one's crazy.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
My father's dad is in prison for life for doing
that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
So your grandpa, I mean you just say grandpa.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
I heard that he would tape mirrors to his shoes
and go into women's restrooms and go towards the stalls
looking up women and children's areas. Why why would you
tape Once you're in there, just open the door.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Right right, there.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Was a mysterious pair of sketchers with a mirror on them.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Let's back up a little bit and I'm just this person.
So your grandfather, so we got to be talking about eighties.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unless this was before this
person was born.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
But that's what I'm saying. It's her grandparents, so it
had to be like the eighties. I would think, oh,
the nineteen eighties, not like the person's in their ages. Yeah,
oh okay, I'm misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, unless there is a precision glass cutter, I can't
think of the method you have to go through to
glue mirrors to your shoes at the right angle, right,
you know, and then what shoes?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It feels like you're leaving evidence. You need to see
your shoes, mister Pearce. I see your Jordan's, I see
a new balance. There's your chucks.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
What are these? This has got sticky residue on It
looks like tape glue.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Let's I check under the cars for bombs.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Right.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
I'm just saying like I wouldn't even know how to
put the mirror on there the right way. No how
many times I've tried to lace my shoes so I
don't have to tie them that that style, and now
it just looks like I'm lazy af So I don't
even know how to do the mirror angle thing the practice,
and you said it, and then what okay? And then

(12:51):
it feels like a giant project.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get somebody over to have
volunteer to test, you know what I mean by a
man can write exactly, how else you're gonna know if
it works?

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Remember the thick soles on the Birkenstocks. Maybe he cut
a slit in that thick sole of a burkinstock and
just slid the mirror inside so you could easily pull
it out. Because I'm thinking if you taped it to
the bottom of a shoe. Stepping on it would just
break the mirror.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, you can't see anything if it's on the bottom
of your sad.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
No, the trope is it's on the top of the shoe,
on the toes, not on the heel or hidden. But
he's not pulling it. If it's on his shoes, he's
not pulling it out. He's just not whipping it out. No,
he was young, My parents were young, and I mean,

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I know he's technically my grandpa.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just don't like the term. That doesn't make it
not true.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Well he doesn't claim this person, I don't claim him.
That's my father's dead.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Not going to that funeral.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
It's outrageous. It just seems like a lot of effort. Yeah,
why do not just go with the mall.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
And stand of the escalator like normal perverts do.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'm just saying, or stand by the escalator right right exactly? Yeah,
the stairs.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Something something, But you gotta go to hobby lobby and
do all that work. Maybe he had a selfie stick
and that's how he did it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, you know that's that's that's the only thing that
I can think of without being too you know, noticeable,
cause you're right, man, if you're hunkering down, you gotta
get down quite a ways. Yeah, get that picture, especially
if you know some of these girls wearing those long
pentecostal skirts, you know what I mean. Sure, sure, I

(14:37):
can't imagine they're a target, but I understand so.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
They couldn't be.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, that's true. A selfie stick makes sense. Yeah, just
kind of walking around, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And if anybody asks, well, I'm a YouTuber or whatever,
I'm doing TikTok videos on on hobby lobbies around the
country or whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh well, that makes sense. Especially this digital age that
we live in. Nobody would think twice about it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
It.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm curious if you had other pictures, and I would
think if they think the crime has been committed, they
don't need a warrant.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They got to start looking through his phone.

Speaker 7 (15:12):
And they've had a year to investigate.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
He could have deleted it, Yeah, could have deleted it.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
He could have gotten other phones. You know.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Think about all those you know, perverts that get busted,
you know, for child porn and they they found like
you know, it was thirty seven electronical devices computers, well, yes, tablets,
blah blah blah, and they found thousands of pictures or whatever.
So it starts off with this one guy's phone and
then then they get a warrant. They're like, we need
to search every electronic device you have and go from there.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
And they asked his employer to try and get a comment,
and they said he was going to fight the charges.
And I'm not sure how you fight it.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You were caught red handed that.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
We have an eyewitness catching you, not once, not twice,
not three times, not four times, not five times, not
six times, not seven, eight, not ten, not eleven times,
and we have it on camera.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
That feels rock solid.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Now, you definitely within your rights to plead not guilty
as you should and fight the system best you can.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
But it doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, the evidence is definitely stacked against this guy.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Amateur used escalator stairs. Yeah right, what is the punishment
on those crimes?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
On a peeping tom crime, You'd imagine it's I don't
imagine to be a felony. If you get a felony
peeping tom, good lord, you're doing some sick stuff. But
I mean, I imagine it's a misdemeanor probably, you know,
maybe a couple of years jail time because he's gotten
eleven counts, maybe some community service and some fines. Okay,

(16:51):
this is interesting.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
So if it's the misdemeanor no recording, which I don't
know if they're implying that, it is a year in
jail and a five thousand dollars fine per count, oh wow,
and the maxo eleven years and fifty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So let's just say half.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
So six years felony peeping tom where you've recorded or
image distribution. Oh there you go, this says, uh, secretly
filming or disturbing images makes it a felony five years
in prison per charge, okay, and a five thousand dollars fine.
So if he gets caught on eleven felonies, that's fifty

(17:31):
five years. Wow, which feels like a wild risk for
something that you can get on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
No kidding, easy. That's another question man, With so much
accessible on the internet, why are you going to the
hobby lobby?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Why? I don't want it on my computer?

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Right?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, he'll get caught with that.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
And is there a difference between a peeping tom that is,
you know, looking at upskirts and trying to you know
that what he did, or a peeping tom that is
looking for someone's window.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's the exact same thing. Is The behavior is the
exact same, right.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
But I didn't know if it was a different charge
or no.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
The behavior is it's voyeurism, right right, But it's the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You're doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You're you're spying on somebody without their knowledge, right, creepy? Yeah,
all that for some damn bloomers. Yeah, that's all there is.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
You're just getting panty shots, man, and probably not great panties.
Don't think women are constantly wearing lace exactly or songs.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, so true. It was just a coincidence when no
way we were thinking the same thing. All right, we
gotta take a break. Tickets to Rockelholma coming up. You're
listening to The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's time for news quiggies, World news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quiggies from
The Big Man Morning Showing.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Ninety seven five.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Cops is one hundred nitrous oxide tanks near Grateful Dead concerts.
The incident occurred during a three day celebration from August
first to August third at Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,
where Dead and Company performed as part of the Grateful
Dead sixtieth Anniversary concert series. So police officers came across

(19:23):
a truck outside Golden Gate Park containing approximately one hundred
nitrous oxide tanks and balloons prepared for suspected drug use.
Upon further investigation, the officers arrested thirty two year old
Thomas Sadeiro, who was booked for the distribution or dispensing
of nitrous oxide and possession of nitrous oxide with the

(19:47):
intent to ingest foreig intoxication.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
How old is Bob Weird? He's gotta be damn near
eighty or over. And who all in Dead and Company?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
John Mayer, we know he's not that old. He's seventy seven.
Mickey Hart, I think is the was the drummer for
the Dead. He's these guys, what do you okay? I
think that for me, the real news stories they're still playing. Yeah, right, right,
there's no news story that there's drugs, right, that's at
a Dead festival.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's what they're built on, man.

Speaker 7 (20:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
And at least they did the right thing where they
called it Dead and Company and they're not trying to
mask themselves as the Grateful Dead. You know, like all
the members of Saliva that's touring weren't even in the
band when they recorded their hits.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Right, they're just riding on the name that Josie built.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
There's no no original members in the band touring or
people that were recording the songs of Saliva that we
know as the hits in the band that's touring, you're
not Saliva.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
How do you play those songs.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Like they're yours? It's wild you're a cover band at
that point. Sorry, oh man, we'd a real deal.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
But like, do women sleep with them?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Thinking? Okay, making your heart's eighty one? Yeah, it's why
this is a it's wild to me that they're still
doing this. Good for them though, Good for them. Yeah,
I'm not a grateful dead guy, but I get it.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
I get the whole culture and all that jam band
San Francisco that fits like a glove.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Oh yeah. Drugs, yeah, yeah, I'm not surprised to hear
that there's would you say, one hundred bottles of nas?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Which, okay, if you want that thirty second high where
you're listening to you know, Casey Jones or whatever. It's
a crab.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
It's a lot of work for not that much, right,
trying to do the cracker in the balloon, And I
what age.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Do you stop doing that? Right?

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Right?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (21:47):
I mean if I was if I walked up and
like it was there, I'd be like, okay, but I'm
not being like, man, we gotta get some nights, all right.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
I've visited a fund in college and freshman year and
his roommate was still doing it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I think that tracks. Yeah, But when you're in you
because you got to think of like the core audience
of the Grateful Dead, it's going to be people in
their fifties, sixties, seventies, right, they're not doing Enoss.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Maybe they are. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I think you're mistaken. I don't think the average age
is that. No, there's that band has always had some
young up and coming drug group that is into it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think those two people are definitely there.

Speaker 6 (22:34):
They might make up fifty percent of it, right, But
I think there's a lot of twenty thirty forty year olds,
fifty year old sixty I think they cover right.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
The new hippies, Yeah, the new Hippies. Yeah, that makes sense.
Hippies really aren't a thing. Well, that's what they would
be considered, the ungrateful dead considered hippies.

Speaker 7 (22:52):
Yah, deadheads.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They they were, that's what they call themselves.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
They were for But once they played, you know, Woodstock
and became super successful, you're not a hippie anymore.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Right, Well, yeah, tell it the Green Day, you know,
against the man.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
When you sell your own coffee and you have a
Broadway show, you're hardly punk at that, right, Egg, You
are the man exactly what. The music's still great, though.
Welcome to the machine. Doctor found to be doing male
genital exams from his apartment.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Hey, you can do best and worst of the weekend
on Monday. I don't want to get in a little early,
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Hey, so this comes out of Sinnati, where a guy
named Rudel Saunders was found guilty on two felony accounts
of practicing without a license. Okay, so what had happened
was he was a doctor from the University of Cincinnati's
Medical Center, and apparently he'd lured or was luring several

(23:50):
men into his apartment and then he'd take them back
to their bed, to his bedroom and then he would
do ultrasounds on their waaners genital aread. He never said
that he killed him and eat him, but he's still
doing ultrasounds on their junk. Well, apparently this went on
for some time. They believe that he was videotaping most

(24:12):
of the encounters. He finally got popped. Okay, he told
the detectives that he was doing it for quote educational purposes.
So he goes to court, like back in April, that
judge finds him not guilty on the charges of voyeurism
and sexual imposition. But recently this week another judge filed

(24:36):
his decision on the other charges, which would be the
two low level felony charges of practicing medicine without a license.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
How cheap are ultrasum machines that you can buy one
and habit in your house? Now, he was a doctor, Yeah,
he was a licensed doctor who lost his license.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So maybe he stole it from the university that he
worked at. That's possible.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Sure, sure, yo, Hey man, I got a guy. I
think I might have a lump on my on my nuts.
Hey I got a guy.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Huh, he'll do a cheap cheap, cheap apartment.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, where are we why are we Why are we
going up to the second floor of this apartment? Right,
He's just right up here.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's gonna be great. He's got a great lobby. I'll
be playing ps right, yeah, while you're in there.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
His roommate will get me snacks.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
There is a story in the news this morning of
a nurse who got busted who wasn't a nurse. She
had a fake license. She had been treating over forty
four hundred patients.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Wow. And so she got this job at a hospital, at.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
A medical facility, and they did a background check on her,
as they do checked her medical license. She had a
medical license with she found one of somebody that the
same name, different last name, and so when they asked
her about it, she was like, I recently got married.
They're like, great, we just need a medical wedding to
show that that's true. And they went about their.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Day and they just never followed up because that's the
way it works, and she never She was like, oh good,
they bought it. She got up for a promotion.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
And triggered the system again and that's when she got busted.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Forty four hundred patients.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
She was treating Damn. Damn, I agree, Damn. I just
want to be a nurse so bad.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
All right.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Congressmen accused of threatening to release nudes of ex girlfriend.
Congressman Corey Mills of Florida is accused to release nudes
of his ex girlfriend. The winner of the last year's
Miss United States Beauty pageant, Lindsey Langston, claims Mills also
threatened to hurt anyone she dated. Mills says the complaint
filed with the Columbia County Sheriff's Office is politically motivated.

(26:54):
Is that what we're doing now? Every time something happens,
you're like, it's political. He blames Langston's lawyer. Mills says
Sabatini is weaponizing the legal system to launch a political
attack against Mills because Mills beat him in the prior election.
That may be true, that's entirely possible, except she's got

(27:16):
text messages right where she says, leave me alone. I'm
dating someone else. And he says, if I remember correctly, uh,
what's his number? All text him the videos and pictures
he might want these. That's what he said. And you're like, hey, bro,
it's it's in the text man. And he even apparently

(27:37):
threatened to go kick some like this person's ass.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Ood lord, and you're like, dude, what are you doing?
Just let it go? Yeah, though I was about to see.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
She sure is good.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It's beautiful. She won Miss USA pageant. She's not going
to be a stone. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
All these stories are on our Facebook page, Facebook dot
com slash b m A mess six nine. There's all
a talk when they have a football player that is
getting ready to join the NFL. They're like, he's too short, right,
Kyler Murray. They said that he's too short. They said
it about too right, he's too short.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
And I have a list of the shortest NFL players, Okay.
Mac Aron was five to five Wow one hundred and
seventy pounds at five to five. He played with the
New England Patriots and the Falcons between seventy three and
seventy five.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Trindon Holliday five to five. He was a six round
draft pick in twenty ten. He was a return specialist.
He played for the LSU Tigers, and then he played
with the Texans, Broncos, Giants, Bucks, and forty nine Ers,
and he led in punt return yards in twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Wow at five to five.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Darren Sprolls five six. He's probably the most successful short
guy in the NFL. Super Bowl champion with the Philadelphia Eagles.
Three times Pro Bowler, three five and fifty two rushing
yards and twenty three rushing touchdowns and eight and forty
receiving yards and thirty two receiving touchdowns when he.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Was with the Eagles.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, impressive. Short guys can do it too. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You don't have to be a giant to play foot
the ball.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
Douce Vaughan he's five to six. He was running back
with the Dallas Cowboys. He was six round draft pick
in the twenty twenty three NFL Draft. He had ten
one hundred ten rushing yards fifty eight receiving jack Keys
Rogers five to six. He played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,

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fifth round pick in twenty eleven. He was just a
one of those kids that looks like a fire plug.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Fire plug.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Deontay Hardy he's five to six. He landed with the
New Orleans Saints in twenty nineteen for three seasons, then
went to the Bills and the Ravens. He has three
and seventy two return yards in the NFL, seven total touchdowns,
nine hundred and forty three receiving yards. Jack kim Grant
five to six, twenty sixteen draft pick Dolphins, Bears, Browns

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practice squad for the Falcons. Two times second team All Pro.
He made the Pro Bowl in twenty twenty one, being
five to six, not as a wide receiver. He earned
over sixteen million dollars in his NFL career.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Linel Little Train James when he gave nicknames to NFL
players five six San Diego Chargers in the mid eighties.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
He came out of Auburn. He led the NFL and
kickoff return yards. Finished his NFL career with four rushing
tds and ten rushing touchdowns. Then a bunch more that
are five to six. Then we get up to five
to seven. Clydete Edwards Laire five to seven from the
Chiefs most recently. You probably know there's a lot of them,

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but you notice these guys almost always become return specialists.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Right because they're so small and fast you can hide behind,
moving so fast, it's hard to discern them. Yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbin, Hey, Gimpy, Hey, Lindsey.
Roses are red violets are blue, wat is dope and
so are you. Happy birthday. If you'd like to wish
Gimpy a happy birthday, hop on the iHeartRadio app and
use the talkback feature to leave a message of your
own for him.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning Corbin. Hey, don't forget
to join me tomorrow. B and B Liquor and Broken
Arrow seventy first and ELM gonna be out there from
five to seven getting you qualified for flight and Fairway
your chance to win a big old badass golf cart
from ying ling Flight.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right, let's see what let's talk about crown the world.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Take my strong hand on the give train, on the
give train around the world, take my strong hand, get.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
On the.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Hear me out, Corbyn, you got your uh? Okay cool?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So uh? Corban and I have been together for thirteen years,
all right, Facebook reminded me.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
We've worked together or whatever for thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
We're in a relationship, whether you don't like it or not.
And Lindsey has recently become part of our menagerie in
the last what for yep? Right, so Lindsey, uh, Corban
I's gossip questions for either something that I printed off.
We're gonna see how well you know Corbin and I. Okay,
now this is a simple Hey, would Corbin or Gimpy
would you rather do this or that?

Speaker 7 (32:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 7 (32:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So Corbin, you want to tag team these questions together?
We can we can do that sort of thing. We
can tag team Lindsay. I got no problem with that,
all right, Okay, I'll go ahead and kick it off.
Just to give the example here, Lindsey, would Corbyn and
I and you got to answer for both of us? Okay,
Gimpy would rather do this? And Corbyn rather do that?
Would rather ride a dragon or sail a pirate ship?

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Ride a dragon or sail a pirate shop?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
So would Corbyn rather ride a dragon or sail a
pirate ship? Would Gimpy rather ride a dragon or sail
a pirate ship? And then we'll give you our answers
when you when you guess.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
I feel like both of you would do either, but
the fact that Corbyn doesn't like cruise ships, I'm going
to go with a Corbyn riding the dragon and Gimpy

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on the pirate ship.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Finally answer, Okay.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Corbyn, what would you rather do ride a dragon or
sail on a pirate I didn't think of the cruise
ship analogy. Why when I picked my answer, I thought
it from just the experience and being a pirate ship
with a bunch of drunk assholes doesn't sound awesome. But
writing a dragon feels sounds like that would be amazing.

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So I picked right in a dragon.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
As did I Game of Thrones fan right fire breathing dragons.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
You get to fly.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I think that's awesome, So I also choose right a dragon.
So Lindsay got half right anyway.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
All right, Lindsay, would would we rather fight zombies or
battle aliens?

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Okay, so we have had this question a lot. I
feel like on either a Friday or a Tuesday, and
I'm gonna go with fight zombies because I feel like
we've spoken about how we feel like since we've watched

(35:02):
the television shows, we feel like we can beat them.
So I'll say both of you have chosen fighting zombies.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I did choose fight zombies because I feel I have
a better chance really depending on the zombies. She's right,
we have talked about this before. If they're the walking
dead zombies, I'm in they're slow, all right, I feel
like I can get away from a world war ze.
Maybe not so much. However, I feel aliens are unpredictable.

(35:35):
They've got space age technology. I don't know what the
hell is going on. I feel my ch answers are
better fighting a zombie.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I hear you.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
I also think that aliens, we don't know what we're
dealing with, but we're The argument for zombies could also
be used for aliens, which is, it's only the movies
that have told.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Us what they look like and do.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
All right, But I also picked zombies because I do
feel like I could handle that better. At least they're
at some point we're human, right, we're aliens. I don't
know what they are, so I picked fighting zombies, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Lindsay, well, Corbin and I rather be a spy or
be a superhero? Hmm.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
I think that Corbin would rather be a spy because
it's sexier than a superhero. And I think that GIMPI
would rather be a superhero because of the superhero powers.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Finally, answer, Okay, you think I would be a spy
because it's sexy.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
You think my reasoning would be sexy. I just want
to know I want to clarify something. I want to
clarify some So you think I make decisions on a
lot of stuff based on how sexy it.

Speaker 7 (36:59):
Is, not like not like sexy is in like I
would think it's sexier. No, just like it's it's a
I don't know, a neater job. I guess like it's
just more more information. You get to know the ins
and outs of things. You have information at your fingertips,

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like you'll be in the know of more things. You're
very inquisitive like that, So being a spy, you would
get that info.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
I just wouldn't wouldn't clarify because it made it sound
like I was looking like, yes, I look good in
a tuxio. I would absolutely pick a spy, but not
for the reason you described. I would pick a spy
because it's in the shadows. I don't get any of
the I don't get any attention, which I don't want
any attention, right.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I thought you would pick a spy as well, not
so much for the sexiness or for being in the shadows,
just because it seems cool the detective work. You're very
inquisitible kind of guy like to ask questions. Well, that's
why I'm personally I would rather be a superhero. You
goddamn right. Having those superpowers would be awesome, whether it's flying,
you know, x ray vision, you know whatever the superhero

(38:09):
you know power may be. I feel superhero would have
been the best. Lindsay with Corbin and I rather live
in a castle or live in a spaceship?

Speaker 7 (38:17):
Oh so I think Corbyn already does live in a castle.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Which one of us has a reading room?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
Hey, any room in your house you have.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
A room designated as a reading room.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
The bedroom is my reading room and.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
If it's then you've picked an extra room.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Okay, I'm gonna say castle for both of you, because
spaceship seems to be too corroded and small and where
are you going to put all of your stuff? Like
you can't store your bike and your bed in a spaceship.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
To me, the idea of living in a spaceship cramped
is a great answer.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
But also space, yeah right, infinite darkness.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
I like the sun, I like being outside. So I
picked living a castle though. Are we talking like medieval castle?
Like there's no ac and the toilets that just run
down the side of the building.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, yeah, castle, bro, Thank you Great Britain think Irish castle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but I did pick castle. I picked a castle as well,
just simply because it's on Earth and I kind of
like it here.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
You bring up a good point with I like the sun.
You could always fly your spaceship house too close to
the sun and get what you need. But yeah, I
think I like living on Earth.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Yeah, lindsay, would we rather wield a sword or sword
or wield a magic staff?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Hmmm?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
I'm gonna go with magic staffed because who wouldn't want
to Harry Potter it up a little bit and turned
someone into the blob like Bill Paxxton in Weird Science somehow.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay, I chose magic staff for the record, Harry Potter
has a magic wand. Okay, there's a difference between a
wand and a staff, and it's all in size and girth.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I'm just saying, okay.

Speaker 7 (40:35):
Which one's gritier.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
The staff staff, of course, is longer and girthier than
your tiny little magic wand w Wan's a stick that
a little limp wristed wand laban anyway, So yeah, the
powers that go with it, you know, I think, are
way better. Also, when I was reading putting this down.
You can get some distance on a staff, right you can?

(40:58):
You can fight somebody from some distance with a staff
a sword that's really up close and personal. And I
feel that I would have greater chances of getting injured
if I was wielding a sword. Okay, I mean just
the maneuverability of a sword for you seems true. Statements risky.
There ain't gonna be a broad sword, that's for sure, right,

(41:19):
I picked staff. The idea of casting spells sounds awesome.
I don't know if I want to change Bill past
into a blob, but I like the idea of you know, transportation. Yes,
that sounds awesome, right right? Making people into toads? Yeah, Lindsay.
Would Corbyn and I rather explore a jungle or explore

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a haunted forest?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Ooh? Both are very creepy scary, I think though, Oh man,
this is a good question. Haunted for if you don't
believe in ghosts. I think Corbin is gonna go with

(42:06):
the haunted forest because he's not. He doesn't really believe
in ghosts, so a haunted forest means nothing to him.
He has nothing to fear but a jungle he has
wild animals, to fear, and then is he protected from
the wild animals? I don't know. Is he just going
out there all willy nilly without protection. If he's a
haunted forest, he doesn't really have to worry about being protected.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I mean, maybe takes some kind of talisman with you
or something like that to ward off the evil spirits.
We're just gonna assume that this haunted forest is actually
haunted and the haunting is real.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
I mean, haunted forest doesn't necessarily mean ghosts, right right.
It could be actual horrible human beings.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
I didn't even think about it.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
That's a good way to look at it, because it's
got the label for something nefarious happening.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
And why does it need to be explored.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Ain't nobody been in there? They're too scared.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
That's like, don't open this box.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Okay, Okay, now you're changing my mind a little.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
You've made yours.

Speaker 7 (43:11):
Okay, fine. I think that Corbyn will take the Haunted
Forest because he's got nothing to fear, and Gimbi is
going to go take the Jungle because he wants to
see some wild animals and hopefully he's got a tour
guide with him.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
I wrote down Jungle because at the time, I was
thinking forrest you can get lost in really.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Quickly, okay, very very dark, and.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
In my mind, jungles feel like you can find trail paths,
you can you can navigate to a stream. I feel
like there's more of a chance for navigation. You can
get turned around pretty quickly in a forest, get lost.
I've never been in a jungle, so all those things
may be true in a jungle too. You don't see
a of movies about jungles and what happens in them

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and then being bad places like that.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You see Haunted for So I picked jungle.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I picked jungle as well, and lindsay you nailed it
because of the wild animals. I don't need no stinking
to her guide. I'm exploring the son of a bit
on my own with me and my shut day come on.
But yeah, I'm in it one hundred percent for the
wildlife and the views they go with it. Now, when
I think haunted Forest, I'm thinking, like you said, Corbyn,
very dark, very foggy. Yeah, you know, and ery purple. Yeah,

(44:32):
I just not working out at all whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Yeah, I think we should skip ahead on some Yeah, man,
so I'm gonna go to would we rather be a
night or a Samurai.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 7 (44:47):
Corbyn. Would rather be a knight than shining armor. Okay,
I could see him right right because riding up on
his horse and saving his wife from the wicked Witch
or something. I don't know, and.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Do that feels a little out of there.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Have you seen a knight in Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Think of snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. The Prince
was a knight.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
I think he was a prince. Remember the scene where
he gets off and goes. You think all that noise
would have woke her up?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Nobody had to kiss her.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
I'm gonna say night for Corbyn and Samurai for Gimpy.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Why Samurai for Gimpy.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
Because he likes he looks like a fighter. He wants
to fight somebody.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
And yeah, I did choose Samurai just because I think
they're a little bit more bad as.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I would have picked Samurai as well for him, but
only because he owns.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Weird knives tools.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
And I'm Samurai because martial arts and all those things. Now,
obviously a knight is a more superior warrior, mostly for armor.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, I think the Samurai is more superior.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
But yeah, but the knight has armor, so whatever the
Samurai can do, he has to get through the armor. Well,
the samurais have armor too. It may not be very
little plated like you're thinking, but they're pretty thick. No no, no, no,
they wear their robes are their little ninja suits?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Well those are ninjas.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
There's a difference between a nin and a samurai wears
the gown. Okay, moving on here, lindsay, would Corny and
I'd rather live in a treehouse or a beach bungaloo?

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Oh, gimby you would want to live in? Oh, this
is actually tough because you do like the animals that
would be in a tree that you would find in
a tree house, but you do love the beach and water.
So I'm going to say beach bungalow for you, Okay,

(46:52):
And as much as I would like to say beach
bungalow for Corbyn as well, he does not like the
sand or water, so I'm gonna say treehouse for Corbon.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
So this is a really great question.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
I initially thought I would pick treehouse because usually it's beautiful, right,
but climbing up in a treehouse is not awesome, right,
so I picked Beach Bungalow because sunsets in the ocean
and at the beach are pretty hard to replace. They're
great up in the mountains or in a treehouse, but
at the beach they are amazing.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
And you see them a whole hell of a lot better.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I too, chose Beach Bungalow simply because I love the water.
I love going to the beach. She's got a good
point with the sunsets, but I would much rather live
on the beach than in a stinking tree. Uh.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Eat only pizza forever or eat only tacos forever?

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Easy tacos for Gimpie, pizza for corbon.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Yeah, I totally chose tacos. Yeah. Yeah, this was actually
really tough for me, But of course I landed at pizza.
I kind of figured you would.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I love tacos, but you do.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I think you definitely love pizza way more. Yeah, we'll
just do one more each, Corbyn, then we'll get out
of here. Lendsey, let's go with having a robot chef
or a personal stylist. Oh wow, having a robot chef
or have a personal stylist.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
I think that, well, you both enjoy cooking, but I
think a personal stylist for m I think I think
for Corbyn, I think he would choose a personal stylist
if he didn't have to pick out his clothes. I

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think he thinks he would think that would be pretty
damn cool not to have to worry about what to wear,
especially if they were good. If they obviously they're professional,
they know what they're doing. GIMPI you don't, you probably
wouldn't care. I think you would go with the cook.
If you could just come home and have a pretty
pay meal, that'd be awesome for you.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Okay. I definitely love the idea of someone picking out
clothes for me when I have something to go do. Yeah,
but for them to pick it every day, I don't
think that sounds awesome. And a robot chef, though I
do like to cook, I can always say go recharge
and I want to cook, But the idea there are

(49:24):
many days I don't want to cook or cook for anybody. Yeah,
so the.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Idea of a robot chef.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
And there are things I can't make, don't want to make,
and so if I can have a robot chef, hey
make this some Uh what's the Gordon Ramsey the beef Wellington,
beef Wellington.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm gonna go, Yes, Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Yes, Hey, we're running late, we're not gonna be home,
but I can tell the robot chef to start cooking.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yes to me, robot chef all day.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I chose robot chef as well Allah for the same reasons,
because I don't want to cook, enjoy it, but sure
would be nice to have something else do it for me,
or you know those things that I've never tried before,
and I don't want to google the recipe. Just tell
big Blurt to.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
You know, hey, make me x y and Z and
we good to go.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So I picked this last one because I think it's
the hardest one to figure out for us, because the
category neither one of.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Us are interested in.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Okay, would we rather time travel to the past or
time travel to the future. That is a good one,
because we neither one of us don't don't care about
the past, and aren't too worried about the future.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Right. I think that Corbyn chose the past to have
maybe one last conversation with your dad, and hmm, Gimpy
may too. Maybe Gimpy would time travel to the past

(51:00):
as well, just to find out who his biological father is.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I'm not gonna go travel to the past to go
watch my mom get laid during Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
If it was a one night stand, that would be
the only time you would see him Tom this one time.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, that's the dazzle man. Careful what you wish for.
I'd like to know who my dad is. Okay, are
you sure?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh, Peter, oh god, I'm glad when I get back
to the president till he dead and I don't have
to see this again.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
I would totally go back to the past, but not
for that reason.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You're weirdo.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
But I just want to maybe see my parents again.
That's and my grandparents, but not to watch my mom
get bent over come on in some bar, bathroom or whatever.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
I'm sure it was sweeter than that.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I would not pick the past.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I don't know what brief conversation I would have with
my dad.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
So you're good, Yeah, I'm good. Like, Hey, Trump's president?
Huh no kid?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, Like, I don't know what I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Say to him. Hey, iPhones are a thing? What's an iPhone?
He's gonna say? So I would pick the future. I
would love to see my kids and how they're doing
what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I didn't even think of it like that.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I was just thinking about the world and society in
general when it comes to looking at the future. But
you bring a very good point. Lindsay did a lot
better than what I was expecting.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Oh shrown, no world, Take my strong hand, give train moment,
Give train the world, take my my shrom hand.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Well, hear me out, ship schnapschnurs the game. A little
bit of this little bit of that Kurt record is well,
I am leading with ten, you right, hang, I mean
with nine, and Lindsay's pretty far back there. She's got six.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Last week's winner, that would be Lindsay, so Corbyn and
Gimpia nine. I'm sorry eight three three four six O
K I'm trying to break it. Eight three three four
six O K M O D eight three three four
six oh kmo D call up, decide who's going to
be your clue giver. Whoever gets the most right is
gonna win those tickets. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, John, John? How are you today?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Good John? Were you weed eating or trimming, you know,
cutting the tree down?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
All right, John, Who do you want to give clues
Gimpier Corbin John Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timers
starts after the first clue.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Here we go. Uh, this is a long rifle.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
People like to say this phrase in the news when
there's one of those long correct. This is an old
video game with a toad trying to cross the street.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Uh, these are the hairs on the ends of your spectacles.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Keeps dust out of those sockets. Uh, No, go up higher.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
There's two of them, one on each side.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Not enough, not brows on the lids, not on the
not least. There you go.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Hey, listen, if you can't afford to pay this bill
right now, we can set you up on a blank plan.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, Beatles song about a sea creature.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I am the rocks. It is a big it's got
white teeth.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
Time time, time time. It looks like four might be
good enough. But hang on the line. You can do
a little weeding. It'll be about, you know, a minute
or so.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Right, All right, body, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It's Alan, Alan. How are you, buddy? Will good Man?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Four is the number to beat? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Okay, this is a car that is made by the
same company that does the Challenger.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
But it's the four door version.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Charger.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
What's who's the company that makes it? Dodge? Say it
all Dodge Charger. There you go.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
If it wasn't for bad Blank, I wouldn't have any
at all.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Look.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Uh, the Indiana Jones was one of these.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
It's a scientist that digs up old stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Uh archaeologist.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Yes, Uh, these are chucks their type of shoe. They
have a star on them. Oh converse. Yes, this is
a term used for a dorm that is coming through
like a tornado or something. But it's massive.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
No, think more like us blank Man.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Think of the action hero blank Man with the ward
of the cape and the s.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
On there.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Super So there you go.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I think. I'm uh.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
It's a song by Ozzie about being, you know, worried
that everybody's coming after you. Time time, time, time doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Man.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
You got the tickets weekend GA tickets to rock Alm
are yours?

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Man.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
All you gotta do is hang on the line.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Gimb is going to get your personal info and have
a fantastic weekend your body.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Hang on line, John, I'm sorry, man, we couldn't get
it done. But I appreciate you playing good luck today.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Try to stay cool on the weather. See you later.

Speaker 7 (56:53):
This is the one.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, when you're really high, maybe you're looking out the
windows a lot because you think the police are out front.
In the movie, Uh, good Fellow's ray Leota character keeps
looking up at the helicopters. He thinks helicopters are following
him because he is.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Yeah, and give me this is the one.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah. This is an animal that lives in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
And it looks like Wolford Grimley. Hey, he's got a
nice little mustache and really long teeth. There's also a
cheesy movie named after this. Is it?

Speaker 7 (57:33):
Like?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I forget the guy's name, Jason or something?

Speaker 7 (57:36):
No, no, what is his name? The Hills name.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I think you were on a good track there with
you know the Beatles song. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
they had a lot of sea songs.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I am the locknest monster, man, I am the lucknessponsor
walrus is the words?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:57):
The only thing I could get, maybe you could get
him to say, is in your bedroom you have four
okay walls?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
How do you get Just trying to get him to
get to wall right, the Sun's name and the Chevy
Chase vacational tunes.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah, his name was what.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Right, Rusty Well, Rusty Bluckness.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
The record now keeps me in a lad with eleven,
keeps you with nine, and well that moves me to eleven,
keeps the ninet with six. See what's in Gippes four
by four hell comminus is here.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
The new tariffs are in effect. Import taxes will reach
levels not seen in the country in almost one hundred years,
with over sixty countries in the European Union facing rates
of fifteen percent or more. A wide variety of products
will be hit, ranging from appliances, cars, food and furniture,
and a post on true social Just after things went

(58:54):
into effect, Trump said billions of.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Dollars are now flowing into the UN.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It says here that the Texas ag and the FBI
involvement in redistricting battle. Texas Attorney General is signaling.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
An openness to have the FBI assist in the state's
redistricting battle.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Republican A. G. Ken Paxton's latest stance on the issue
marks a reversal after he initially pushed back on arguments
for the law enforcement agencies to intervene.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
It comes after his political rival, Senator John Cornyn issued
a letter to the FBI director Cash Hotail urging for
the FBI's involvement and returning state Democratic lawmakers who fled.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
The various Blue states earlier this week. President Trump has
also said that the FBI may have to get involved.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
To me the idea that there's a visual of representatives
getting arrested as a wild visual.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Also, I believe in the Constitution.

Speaker 6 (59:59):
One of the rights is to deny quorum, right, which
is what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So either you believe in the Constitution or you don't it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
This is the world we live in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Now what else we got here? New York Cities legionnaire's
outbreak link to three deaths is growing. New York City
health officials say the legionnaire's outbreak in Manhattan is expected
to get worse before it gets better. There are nearly
seventy confirmed cases and three deaths so far. The disease
is a type of pneumonia caused by bacteria that grow

(01:00:31):
in warm water, such as cooling towers. Health experts say
the elderly and people who are immunocompromised are most at risk.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
So like One of the concerning areas is air conditioners
because they cool down and the water warms up, and
they love warm Legionnaires loves warm water. Because there was
an outbreak out of Senior Center.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Oh, which is crazy. What do you think the symptoms
are for Legionnaire's disease? Faver yes, yes, body aches yes,
diarrhea no, headache, he chills yeah, flu like symptoms O
th cut.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
No, sir, you're just hungover. You're just living right. And
then lastly here the city of Collinsville is asking residents
to report potholes to aid in quick repairs. The city
said the pavement has seen better days due to the
heat causing damage and so more potholes are being reported
and found across the city. If you see a pothole,

(01:01:34):
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Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Good morning Gimpee, Well, good morning Corbin.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
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Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
All right, conspiracy theory Thursday. This is a conspiracy kind
of and it is more that you don't know that
these people had plastic surgery, if you will, Okay, and
specifically the men lindsay we luggin. And the thing that

(01:02:42):
triggered this for me is John Cena came out and
said that he got a hair transplant because fans were
poking fun at his hair. He said, quote, I saw
the signs balled John Cena. They pushed me into going
to see what my options were. He says, it's given

(01:03:02):
him confidence, and it's pushed him ten years younger. And
you can see the before and after. He was definitely balding,
and now he's got that perfect round hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Across the top.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Okay, So we.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
Were watching a movie with him the other night called
Free Lance, and I swear he had something done to
his eyebrows as well. And even in this picture it
looks like his eyebrows are thicker.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
I mean died, probably.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
Mate, Yeah, possibly, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
The trimmed managed manicured another person that had it. So
now I'm down a rabbit hole of people that have
had hair transplants that are celebrities. These are people that
have admitted it, and then I've got some that we
think they have.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
So Mike the situation.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
Remember him from Jersey Shore, he started getting a pretty
bad widow's peak, goes to prison, I guess comes out
Now he's got that perfect rounded hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Okay, I see you're where you're going here.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Now, I don't again, I don't have problem with this.
If you want to do it to make give yourself
confidence and feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
About yourself, go do it. We want all the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Uh, this one, I'm not sure on and machine Gun Kelly,
the one on the left. Here, it shows he's got
a widow peak and he does the little faux hawk
thing with the peak that's pretty you know, outgrown, right, Yeah,
And then the other photo, he's just grown his hair out,

(01:04:37):
so it's a little hard to tell.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
It's totally combed forward.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Yeah, if he's got hair transplant or he just learned
how to work with what he got, I think it's
the latter half. I agree, I agree, it looks like
he figured out how to make it work. Now the
next one here a guy who I think is he's
pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Community he was on yeah many other things. You might
remember him from the soup is Joel McHale.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
Now he looked like a person that was gonna tell
you how much you owe in taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
For real man, or ask you if you've taken Jesus
Christ as your personal right. I'd like to talk to
you about jac.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
And then in the right he looks like a dad
in the pickup line. He looks like he's had more
than just hair transplant. Hair plugs done, yeah, his nose, Yeah,
his nose, his cheekbones. Of course he's hit the tanning bed.
Or maybe that's just the California son who knows photo editing.
Maybe yeah, it's possible. Yeah, I don't know about the

(01:05:44):
cheek bones. When you have cheekbone surgery, you can't smile
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Okay, is it possible to get things tightened up like that? Though?
I mean he could have he doesn't even have botox, right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
But he has openly. I mean I watched the interview
with him where he talks about the hair transplant and
how painful it was, and he would he doesn't recommend it.
He said that it was worth it to him to
have hair, but he said it was the most painful
thing he's ever done. And he's done it like four times.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you want it to be perfect.
Do you spend ten grand? Then? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Elton John, Elton John.

Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
You know, if you go look at photos of him
from like the seventies early eighties, you can see he's
got the comb forward hairlines, you know, running for the hills.
And then the modern photo of him, he has a
very clean hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I'm going to argue that's a two pay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I was going to say wig, but wig two pay
does look like say.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
You definitely can see the hair difference texture wise on
one side than the other. So and again and if
that's what you do, good on you, man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Eh, we'll make fun the days well, the days of
you can get really good ones That is an example
of you gotta pay good quality. Yeah, don't, don't, don't
cheap it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Right right? Right? You spend a couple of thousand dollars
on a two pay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
No, you you the higher Lindsay's the wig expert in
the room. But the higher price you pay, the more
convincing they look.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Uh now I didn't know this, but Joey Fat fatone
from A is that in Syncer Backstreet. Okay, he had
balding and he had receding and the other photo.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
I think his hair's just combed different. I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
I don't see hair placement. His line, his hair fades
in and out.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
It's thicker. He still has the receding, but it is
thicker on top.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Looks a little more natural.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
But he did a whole hair endorsement with.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
With Rogue or something like that. Okay, yeah, that's not
hair place. He was very supplements and things like that, right,
I think. So?

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Uh, this actor, I don't know who he is. His
name's Seyanne Jackson. I've seen him before and he.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Apparently has had five transplants and.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
He has been in American horror story The Descendants thirty Rock. Yeah,
I don't know much about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
This this cat, but he apparently has had five over
fourteen years, and you can tell the difference.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, natural though to.

Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
Me, Jeremy Piven, you might know him from Entourage, amongst
other things. What is it the uh what is the
one where he plays the he kills the woman in
the uh bachelor bachelor party?

Speaker 7 (01:08:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
He you can see he, I mean his hairline is
making a run.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Oh yeah, he's got a good old five head going on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
I mean seven, it's got to be three quarters the
way back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
That's a true statement.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
And he got hair replacement or some side of procedure
because you can see the line. And yeah, okay, good
for him. Uh, Troy Lance Lanise, I don't know who
this is. He got hair replacement and you can definitely
tell he has a receding hairline and now it's boxed yep, okay,

(01:09:37):
aj McClean. Is he Backstreet or in sync?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
He Isstree Boys?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Thanks Gimpe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
I mean it says it right there in the caption.
He was definitely struggling. He was on the hair struggle train.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
It looks I mean it looks like almost like his hair.

Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Was burned off and he got a hair transplant and
now he's got the lovely lady locks. M Uh, this
one is a little more I don't know, Billy Bob
Thornton And you can see in photos from back in
the day where he does have a pretty far back hairline,

(01:10:18):
and then you see photos of him now in women's
jeans and you can't it's I can't one hundred percent
say he's got hair replacement.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Maybe a two pay. It kind of looks like it
on the sides.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
It does look like it on the sides, but I
think it's too thin on top to be a two pay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Well, maybe he didn't spend the money.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
It's not a hair placement, because it would be it
would look a little different on a hairplacement.

Speaker 7 (01:10:44):
Yeah, I think it's more of a like a Roguain
type situation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Rogaine, don't do that, bro Game, don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
Okay, maybe Bosley again.

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
The only real hair replacement system is the ones you
go to Turkey to get or whatever, where it's a
surgical procedure.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Uh, Jamie Fox wowser. Yeah, I wonder, wow, if that's
just a bad haircut and he finally got it, he
intentionally did that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Well, I don't know if he intentionally did that. It
just happened that way, and they happened to snap a
picture on that day.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
I can't imagine he goes into a place, Hey, can
you squeeze me in?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
And so the chance, let's just say he got a
bad haircut and he's going to be on the red
carpet or something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
They're going to figure out a way to cover it up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
Absolutely, it almost looks like the picture on the left
almost looks like he's that's something for a movie role.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Again, they would have cleaned it up for to be
on because it looks so ridiculous. Yeah, that's terrible one
you didn't have on your Bengo card. Acon got a
hair replacement.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
It was thinning. He did the Caesar thing where he
brushed it forward.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
Yeah, and he admit he went to Turkey and got
a procedure to his thinning hairline.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Huh. Now it's all wavy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Now, I don't know about you get beaten, but I uh,
if it happens, it happens, I'll ride it out.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
I won't try to cover it up, and then I'll
just deal with it at whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
I'll shave it off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
That's what my question was going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Would you let it just hang naturally, be thin, maybe
the coldest sac or whatever, or would you just go
bald once it gets to a point, just shave it
off and go bald. Some of the guys that we
roll with, they're firefighters and police officers.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
They want to let it just scull it in. Okay,
so it's shiny on top. And then because that's a
film that's kind of funny. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, no,
that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
So I could do that for a while. Yeah, just
for the comedic view of it. Yeah, I'm with you.
I've thought about it myself, and I'm buying I am
pretty thin on top for sure. And uh I'm getting
that five as well. So it's gonna be a point soon. Yeah,
before you know, I go ahead and just shave it off.
But I look funny with the shaved head, be honest

(01:13:07):
with you. A lot of people do. Very few it
looks good on them, right, A lot of them you
just go, okay, is what it is. A lot of them,
I don't know if there was a Google map on
your head.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Or a bunch of rivers. So those are people that
have admitted that we know for sure. They've got one, y'all.
And then there are people like Elon Musk. Go look
at early photos of Elon Musk. They're easy to see
he has had some sort of hair replacement system. Yes,
and with his money, it should look pretty convincing, and

(01:13:42):
it does.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yeah. John Travolta another one.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
We knew he was losing his hair, and now all
of a sudden he looks like a comic book character.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, not just the hair, but the other facial surgery
that he can't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
He don't look like he used to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Another one that I think we all knew, Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
We were suspect to him.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
There was a a there's a reason I'm doing these first,
because we thought he you know, yeah, he had things
that looked that was part of his mystique because it
was thinning out, and then suddenly it's not. And here
are some that I was caught off guard with Bradley Cooper.

(01:14:27):
Okay really now I don't have any photo evidence of this,
but he has of late looked differently. I think he's
kind of a bizarre cat. Anyway, he comes across as
just a good old guy. You think of the dude
from wedding crashers. And he's a really like almost artistic,

(01:14:47):
introvert type of person, right, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
He's when he.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
Does he does character acting where he stays in the
character and it's it's just really weird the way he
does it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Phenomenal act, phenomenal director. Star is Born is one of
my favorite movies. Huh. We take it for what it is,
But I'm looking at pictures of Bradley Cooper and here's
what it is, Bradley Cooper's hair journey from balding to
fuller hair.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
There's a whole ass article on it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
Yes, yes, they say.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
That Copeland hair restoration.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
Yep, within the hair restoration community. They say that he
has definitely had one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
That's a community.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Huh. Addit is that? Areddit?

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
I guess sure?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
There is immediate laking at this.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
So there's one. Here's another one that caught me off guard.
Matthew McConaughey, all right, all right, all right, Now again,
some people that have an image aren't comfortable with seeing
that image of alf naturally, so they try to hold
on to that because, as I would think, as an actor,
you get all these roles and when you start suddenly
start looking old.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
It's a little harder to pull off your a forty year.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
Old in a movie, right, and so maybe you do
the hair thanks to try and continue to get those
type of roles. So you're not playing in a cocoon
for the remake.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I'm surprised that hasn't been done. So hold your breath.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
So he found an article.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
Well, it says that he publicly stated that he did
not have a hair transplant despite spectacle. That doesn't make
it's right, but he attributes his hair regrowth to a
tropical ointment in scalpey.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
He already lost me, not surgery.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
He even stated that a doctor initially assumed he had
a transplant but later realized it was not the case
after examining his scalp. So anyone as far as having
a doctor probably come out and.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
No, way, that's never been scalp. That's that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Paid a doctor. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Hello, by the way, if he's got this magic elixir,
why aren't you bottling it and selling it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
You have tequila, so you're not beyond that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Another one on here, which I feel like you can
see and when I mentioned his name, he's all about vanity.
David Beckham, Okay, you can tell he has had plastic surgery.
Wouldn't surprise me if he's also had hair replacement or
some type of hair treatment and whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
And his wife, who being who she is, like, I
feel like she's very vain, and she would be like,
pretty vain. Listen, you need to get your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
He's pretty vain.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Another one on here, Ben.

Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
Aflac wouldn't put it past him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I mean, I don't know what that means. A certain
character of personality are the people that get it?

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
No, but I could see him being the type like
I don't want to lose my hair. I'm gonna get
it done.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
He always looks like he's barely making it in life.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
I was like, maybe he is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Maybe he is just barely making it, aren't we? All right?
Exactly for real?

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
Another one on here, Mel Gibson, Okay, sure, Floyd Mayweather.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Okay, I gotta be honest. I haven't watched Floyd's hairline
to really follow it. Two more and one of them
will shock you. One of them you'll go okay, And
the first one is Golden Gordon Ramsey Okay, now you
find out his age and you find out how many
kids is that?

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
He just had another kid and he is ware for
the tear. I don't know how you look so wrinkly
but then care about your hairline. He's a phenomenal TV personality.
I've never had his food. I'm sure it's fine. By
the way, a Gordon Ramsey restaurant opened up in Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
Did you know this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Yeah, we're gonna have to go at. I want to
have to go I mean I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Want to beef well man, absolutely, and too bad he's
not gonna be there because I want to hear and
call somebody a doggy. I'm sure he's back there cooking, right, idiot. Yeah,
but it says he is suspected of having a hair
replacement procedure. Okay, yeah, I don't know that one. I
felt like it was a little harder to decipher. Yeah,

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he wears it in so many different styles. You can't
really tell.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
Last one here I have about conspiracies of hair. Brad Pitt,
really Brad Pitt. He definitely is aging. When you find
out old he is how old he is, you almost
sit back a little and go, WHOA, I didn't know
he was that old, Like you forget he's also aging

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with you, and I can again understand it's might be
a little harder to play a forty year old in
a movie if you look sixty.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah, yeah, he's I don't know, man, I know, right,
it's hard to tell. It's the conspiracy.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
I don't look I'm looking at I was just looking
at Gordon Ramsay pictures, and I don't think he did
have hair implants.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
What about Brad Pitt.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
Brad Pitt, let me see, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Got a pretty definitive hairline. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
I mean like there's a when people get that hair replacement,
there's a certain arc that happens to it, and he
definitely has that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
He and you can see.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Photos where his widow's peak is definitely prevailing.

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Well, you grow it out a little bit, comb it forward, yeah,
style it a little bit differently. You can cover it
up pretty good. It's not like Dick van Patten with
his comb over.

Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
I'm going to say that bread Pitt definitely has gone
to Turkey and got it done.

Speaker 6 (01:20:32):
I don't think so. I think he's just styled his
hair different ways over the years, and he's learned to
cover it up where he can and cover up the
peak where he can.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
And evolve it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Yeah, because when you see him now he's bald right now,
or he's shaved it down, you can definitely see it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
So to me, that doesn't show that he's had one.

Speaker 6 (01:20:54):
All right, We're going to take a break when I've
got an Epstein connection when we come back.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
You know that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Jeffrey Epstein has been in the news and things that
went on with him, right, there's one aspect of him
that is getting overlooked. And one of the most high
profile criminal defense attorneys died last week. No headlines, no

(01:21:25):
big sinned off, nothing. He defended William Kennedy Smith. If
you know who that is, Rush Limbaugh, Jeffrey Epstein, and
he was known as the attorney who if you wanted
to avoid jail and you had the money, he would
get you out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Jeffrey Epstein has a lot of money, had a lot
of money.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
There's no autopsy report, no public cause of death. He
was just on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Now, people die, right, but when you are around somebody
that they don't want you talking or you know the
details on, you would think, especially with timing, that death
would be everywhere. What if Roy Black that's the attorney's name. Uhuh,

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knew something, knew something about the files, knew the list.
Because the rumor right now is and this should be
the tell, right, is that their audity. They're taking names off.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
The list, right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
And if all and I'm not trying to make it political,
it just is, if all the names that come out
are Democrats, you know, it's not accurate, right, just like
if it was reversed and if all the names that
came out were Republican, it would not be accurate, right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
It would be political.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Then at that point we're just going after our political rival.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Correct.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
So for me, why not get rid of the last
guy who knows the real list? Because we already transferred
what's her name to an easy camp very.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Him in a mult security good. They had to bring
in special guards just for her, just because of her
status and worried people were coming to the prison, right right,
right right, It wouldn't surprise me that he would know something.
The lawyer would know something, because Jeffy's been dealing with
this for quite some time, and well, you know that

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you got to tell your lawyer everything so they can
defend you properly. And then there's that whole client attorney
privileged sort of thing. I can't tell you what's going on.
It's between me and m It would not surprise me
one bit if that cat knew something. Now here's a
side we've never talked about. If you are somebody who
knows something, we always go with a hitman or woman.

(01:23:46):
What if you know the pressure is coming, you know
that they're watching you, and you know the end is
near for you anyway, right, and you just go, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Go ahead and take yourself out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
You just don't want to be resuscitated or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
That is a possibility. That is a very strong possibility.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
So for those who't know, he is the one that
got Epstein that sweetheart deal right in two thousand and eight.
If you remember, he served thirteen months, got on work release.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
While he's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
A lot of people think that that is outrageous, and
Roy Black negotiate that working closely with federal prosecutors. He
didn't traffic girls, but he definitely helped the guy who did,
or allegedly did.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Out of serious prison time.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
He defended William Kennedy Smith, he was accused of rape,
and he got him acquitted, most notably because he cross
examined the alleged victim aggressively. Oh good lord, and they
believe Roy Black was a ruthless type of attorney, bordering
even on the lines of cruel hm. He defended rush Limbaugh.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
If you remember, Rush Limba was on child on trial
for facing charges of illegal prescription drugs and Roy Black
got him off the hook with formal charges being filed.
He helped got another basically get another powerful person off
the hook. He excelled at defending people with power to

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avoid prison time. I wonder if that is I'm doing
my job correctly as an attorney and I'm really really
really good at it, or I'm really really good at
greas and palms.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
I mean, that's probably the allure. And that's why a
lot of attorneys are fixers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Right, if you know the term, Yeah, you did something wrong,
they go in there and fix it for you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
There are jobs to clean it up. They know how
to avoid leaving any type of trail or prosecute trail.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
I wonder if, like, let's just say random Joe did
the same thing that Epstein's been accused of doing, right,
but random Joe doesn't have Epstein money, right, could he
still would would random Joe have gotten the same sweetheart
deal that Epstein did.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
So the short answer is no. The long answer is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yes, depending on who you hire as you're If.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
You hire the Roy Black before he's Roy Black and
he's a good prosecutor or defender, yeah, then yeah you
would get that deal.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
But typically the people who are really good charge crate
like nine.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
An hour rates right, right, And.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
So you have to catch them on the turn, not
when they've already established. So no, if you are the
average you know, Michael Berger, and you need that type
of guy, you can't afford the nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
So no, you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
But you can if you find get that person before
they turn into this elite nine hundred dollars an hour attorney.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
They're just good happened to be good at the job. Yeah,
so yes and no, right right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
But the whole idea that this guy has died connection
to Jeffrey Epstein, the guy that got him the sweetheart
deal case, even if the government prompted it to him
and gave it to him, he still represented him dies
not a word, not a blip.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Right, I'm trying to cover this up as much as possible.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
I only got a blip because I get an alert
for anything Epstein right, And I was like, who died?
And I had to piece it together. So to me,
the fact that he died and nobody said a thing
is a giant red flag.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
I may have missed.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
But did they say how he died naturally causes heart
attack self if gunshot wounded the back of the head.

Speaker 7 (01:28:07):
I just read from the Miami Herald where he lived.
It said that he passed away at eighty after battling
an undisclosed illness.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Convenient, Yeah, that's the thing, man, Like any news can
be spun. And if the news network that wrote that
article is in cahoots, of course they're.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Gonna be like, I think that's a that's appropriately a
conspiracy mindset, rather than the journalist hounding for an answer,
hounding for an answer, and they go undis they just
from the shoot right, undisclosed illness that he'd.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Been battling for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
They go, Okay, that's something to put in no comment,
You're gonna dig and keep searching.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
Now. I will say he was married to Leah Black,
who was on the Real Housewives of Miami, and I
did watch that series, and I don't remember her ever
mentioning him, and they had a happy marriage, and I
don't ever remember her mentioning him having.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
An Yeah he wasn't on it very much.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
No, he wasn't, but I don't ever remember. And she
did talk about her husband, but I don't ever remember
him talking about him being ill.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
So there you go, take a break, we'll be back.

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It's Typer Big Mad Morning Show's top list Random topics,
randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Kimbi and
Lindsay with this week's top list.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
This week's top list Things kids dread about going back
to school. Top five things kids dread about going back
to school.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
Lindsay, all right, so I talked to all of my
boys last night. And coming in at number five, Marcus
is the most concerned with the workload because he is
in the Edge program, which is obtaining his associates degree

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throughout his high school career, which means he'll graduate with
college associates degree. So he has to obtain a or
maintain a three point zero grade point average, which should
be simple enough, but he is going to be taking
all advanced classes starting this year, so he's a little
bit nervous about that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
He's fifteen, so he's like, what a freshman?

Speaker 7 (01:31:06):
No, yes, yes, So that is his biggest concern of
the school year.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Leo.

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
Number four, This big concern was not having recess anymore
moving into middle school number four. On number three, excuse me,
also from Leo, it's not sure if the lunch is
going to be very good in middle school. It's not

(01:31:37):
sure if it's better or worse than what he had
in elementary Number two. Moving into elementary school, Moses is
concerned about making friends. Being from Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
All he's got to do is talk.

Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
I agree with you, but it's not something he does
very much of and that's what I explained to him.
As soon as you talk, you will make friends very easily.
And that was a big one for the twins as well,
not having the same friends as last year because now

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they're going to be on all new teams. They separate
the kids on different teams moving into middle school. And
number one for Eli, and I think this is because
Marcus went through this, and I think he thinks about
this a lot, and he's afraid to go through it too,
and that's getting bullied. That was his biggest concern. He's

(01:32:44):
not by any means, He's more of a lover, not
a fighter, so he's afraid of getting bullied.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Top list things kids dread about going back to school,
b my mass. Whatever you think should be on those
list eight to nine five can.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Be ah see, I my kids are all grown out
of school now, right, so I didn't have the chance
to ask them, so I just kind of went on
my own basic experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Okay, So number one, new teachers, and I moved around
a lot, and as a kid, you know, being an
Air Force brat, moved around a lot, went to a
lot of different schools and had a lot of new
teachers and that, you know, it's always a dread of
oh god, is this one gonna be cool? Is are
they going to be nice? Are they gonna be assholes?

(01:33:29):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Are they going to sign a lot of homeworry? You
know whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
You know, dealing with new teachers was was number five
for me. Number four doesn't seem like much, but not
getting enough sleep, kind of nervous about the night before. Okay,
you have had zero schedule at all, whatsoever for the
past couple of months. Stay up as late as you want,

(01:33:56):
you know, so getting back into that routine is tough,
and you may not be able to fall asleep as easily. Yeah,
of course, there's the nerves that go with it and
all that, you know, and you wake up you're all
groggy and sleepy the next day, and I think it's
just not getting enough sleep. It was number four. Number three,

(01:34:16):
making fun of the clothes you got on. You know,
kids are assholes, man, each and every last one of them.
You can say your kid's an angel, and I'll call
you a damn liar, all right, because when they're not
around their parents, they are straight dicks. Okay, look at you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
You got your.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Clothes of Walmart. Oh, you're wearing your faded glory pinch.
You're so poor you can't even.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Go to Old Navy. Now, look at your wal Mart shoes,
your CAMR shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Come.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
Yeah. When I was in school, my mom refused to
take me back to school shopping. She always would say, well,
let's wait and see what everyone else is wearing before
we decide on what I mean. She worked in the mall,
like it was she got a discount at this back
to school stores that you would want to shop at.

(01:35:07):
And I would complain to my grandma, and my grandma
would be like, let's go back to school shopping then,
and she would take me to Kmart.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
At the time that was fine though, Yeah at.

Speaker 7 (01:35:18):
The time it was. It really was. But still you
don't want to wear You didn't want to be the
one wearing the Kmart clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Right, Ah, they didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
I was just excited that it was something new, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
But still right, didn't have holes in it, stayed, it
wasn't last year's right, you didn't have to worry about it, lindsay,
But hand me downs from your older siblings, you know,
that's a terrible, terrible, terrible. Don't make the kids wear
hand me downs. What else we got here? Number two
is finding friends and fitting in as a as a

(01:35:53):
guy who was born with an arm that looks like
a penis, fitting in was not very easy for me,
you know. And and finding friends, you know, I uh,
that's why I hung out with a lot of the outcasts,
you know, the other nerds, the ones that nobody liked
and always got picked on.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
It's because it's like, you know, I'm not I'm not
the rich kid. I ain't got your fancy clothes or
your Nike shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
I didn't have Reebok pumps. I had Shebock pumps. You
know what I mean? So come on, right, So, finding
friends and especially moving around so much, I'm often jealous
of and still to this day, to be honest with
you about people who say, well, this has been my

(01:36:42):
best friend since the third grade, you know, or we've
been best of friends forever. I can finally say that
I've got a friend. You guys have met him before,
my buddy Phil. This is my best friend since high school.
That's about as far back as it goes for me.
So it's just finding friends has been was tough, was

(01:37:03):
tough and number one. Number one thing that maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
All kids dread before going back to school, but I
think a lot of them, especially of a certain kind,
is getting an NRB and having to get up in
the middle of class.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
There's no reason boners sneak right up on you. The
next thing you know, you're like, ah, hell, I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
At least fifty one percent of them aren't worried about it, right,
we're doing topless things kids dread about going back to school.
I just picked try to remember things from when I
went back to school. Number five, my teacher that when
I get the teacher I wanted, would I remember my

(01:37:52):
teacher's name if they're new.

Speaker 1 (01:37:55):
Number four, who's in my class? Is my friend going
to be in my class?

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
I remember wanting my buddy Jim to be in which
was part of the reason we got in a fight
in fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
He was in another class. We weren't Oh you weren't
friends anymore, weren't hanging out drifted? Yeah, uh, that's number four.
Number three.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
The dress code not so much the way it is now,
but there were certain things you couldn't wear, Like I
wasn't allowed to wear my kiss T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
You couldn't have ripped jeans. You weren't allowed to show
off your mid drift.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Uh, I don't know. That was obviously for vacation, right,
it was the style then. Listen. I had a mesh
cutoff shirt in the eighties. You still wear it. That's
called hal that's called date night.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Hey, I'll be a sleeve. Yeah, you have to zip
open the mouth to tell everybody you're there.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
It's not my fault. You can't say a word behind
that marble in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Why do you think my chaps are so?

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
More so?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
That was number three.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Number two getting lost or remembering where my locker was,
or remembering my locker combination.

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
Yes, I remember being like, how am I going to
remember this? Luckily it was only the first year, because
you had the same locker all three years. My high
school was sophomore, junior, senior, okay, and so you had
the same locker all three years. The code didn't even change,
and so that was pretty awesome. But I remember going

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and being like, how am I going to ask my brother?
How am I going to remember? He's like, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:44):
You just do, Yeah, you just do. But I think
I had a reoccurring dream probably up until maybe closer
to thirty years old, where I would be in high
school and I would be standing at my locker and
I would be late for class because I would forget
my locker combination. Sure reoccurring dream. Sure, Oh it was

(01:40:05):
a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
There was many times I was couldn't get my locker open.
I knew, I was like, I know the code, why
is this not opening, only to realize I'm at the
wrong locker.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
That happened a lot would make me late.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
And then the number one thing kids dread about going
back to school is if Tank is going to be
in my class?

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Or did he finally graduate and move on? Oh gosh,
been in the sixth grade for the past four years. Yeah,
he's literally driving to middle school.

Speaker 6 (01:40:39):
Or did they finally learn how to make Tank lunch
or dark or Chad or Blake whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
That bully looked like for you, the guy who's always
held back? What's it mean? My kid was like, what's
it mean to get held back? I was like, well,
means he didn't do too good in school.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
You're not as smart as all the other ones.

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
My kid thinks they were held back and they weren't
we just started later, Like we waited because their birthdays
in the middle of the year, that we had a
choice for them to be the youngest person, right or
the oldest person. Yeah, and statistically it's better to wait
and let them be older going into the grades.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Yeah, we held We had Marcus repeat pre K. We
were like, this is a try because his birthdays in July.
He was a young kid. He was there at four,
so we held him back and it showed that he
was too immature. So then now he you know, it

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really did help him big time. Then he got better grades.

Speaker 6 (01:41:47):
This Tex says, all my kids are out of school,
but they still want to go back to school shopping,
And I told him there's nothing stopping them.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
Oh yeah, go for it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
Another text, new grade number five, number four, new teachers,
number three, not getting the class you requested, number two,
not having classes with their friends, and number one social concerns.

Speaker 1 (01:42:09):
I remember like.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
Getting the schedule it would show up in the mail
and being like, oh, because you hoped you got the
We always was a release where you could leave campus,
and so your junior year you got one hour release,
your senior.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Year you got two hour releases.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
Okay, so you would try to get it either two
in the beginning of the day, two at the end
of the day, or one right around lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
You definitely didn't want second and fifth period.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yeah, definitely not.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
But someone's got to get it. And I remember being like,
oh please, oh please. And I got into.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
The day and right after lunch.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
Okay, so I remember you go take a long lunch,
come back for one class and then leave, or come
back for two classes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
No, one class and then leave. That's not horrible, No,
it wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
It was pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
We had a quick trip and they had the best
microwave burritos, at least.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
I remember being the good Yeah a time.

Speaker 6 (01:43:08):
There wasn't a lot of choice. This is when quick
trips don't look like they look now.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
They were packed. They looked very similar to seven elevens and.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
Only two gas bumps.

Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
And I remember on lunch going to get one of
these beam burritos and a Mountain Dew like we always did,
and buying a lottery ticket when I turned eighteen, thinking
how cool that was, and won seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Nice. I thought I was loaded, bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Yeah. I remember doing the scratching and tell my buddy.
I was like, I wont Chris, and he's like, no,
you didn't, as we sit in his Renault Alliance Red
Renault Alliance. Yeah, seven hundred fifty dollars. I'll never forget that,
all right. A lot of kids going back to school,
what's something they dread? Feel free to text it, bmms

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and whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 2 (01:44:00):
Have a survey question for you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
There's something that's happened the last couple of times, last
couple of days, actually that I've gone to the bathroom
here and so context we're on the top floor of
a building, and for some reason people come up and
use our bathroom. I've heard their modeling bathrooms. I've heard
multitude of reasons. But every day that I go at nine,

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there's been someone in the stall having a meeting. Oh
yeah and whatever, that's fine, right, what it's for? Yesterday
they flushed and nothing like right, so like, okay, courtesy flush,
appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
Okay, that's possibility.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
Yeah yeah, and so I finished my business, wash my hands,
they flush, they flush again. But I heard them stand
up and like buckle their close, right, I'm like, okay,
maybe fibrous. I don't know, and so I kind of
look and there's I can see the feet by the door, like.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I'm like, are they waiting for me to leave? Okay? Okay,
So I do whatever, come back in here, buzz myself in,
come in here, finish the show today. I'm kind of
a routine guy. Go to the bathroom. If I'm gonna
go to the bathroom, it's always top of the hour.
I try to because we have more time.

Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
Go to the bathroom and someone's in there again, same stall.
I hear the flush, Well, I'm going to the bathroom.
I hear the flush, hear them buckle their pants. And
it's always uncomfortable when you, you know, corner meat in a bathroom,
especially that bathroom. The flow of that bathroom is a

(01:45:54):
goddamn Nightmare's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
There's a good chance you're gonna bump into each other.

Speaker 6 (01:45:58):
There's no way for two people to pass in between
the stall door and the wall. If you you've got
to decide if you're doing front or back when you
pass them right, and they got to decide that too.
And there's a door that opens right into the way anyway,
And so I hear them stand up, and I'm like, Okay,
I guess this will be weird awkward, well whatever, do

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my business. They haven't come out of the stall, but
I can see their feet. They're standing right by the door,
just still waiting yes toes pointed towards yes the exits
yes or okay, okay, And so I wash my hands,
thinking they're going to be right behind me. And the
way it works is when you throw your paper towels away,
you can kind of see all the bottom of the stalls. Yeah, right,

(01:46:43):
And so I just take a glance, still standing there,
and I leave. So here's the question, impromptu survey. Please
give your response yes or no, be am a mess
and whatever that is to eight two nine four five?

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
Do you hang out.

Speaker 6 (01:47:00):
In the stall to make sure there's no one in
there when you leave? Are you embarrassed that you're chunking
a deuce in a place where you're supposed to chunk
a deuce?

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
My theory as there is embarrassment there, and yes, as
it is natural natural enough they wrote a book about it.
Everybody poops. Nobody wants to be known in the office
as the guy who blew up or gal who blew up.
The bathroom who you can't follow in there or be

(01:47:41):
in there with them because you're going to gag and puke.
It's that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
Fair enough.

Speaker 6 (01:47:47):
Here's the problem, though, I don't know if this is
the same person. That's why my question is which I
want you to give a yes or no to bem
a messing whatever that is to eight two nine four five?
Do you hang out in the stall to make sure
people have left before you exit the stall?

Speaker 7 (01:48:05):
Lindsey, No, I don't, and I feel like it would
be more common for a female to stay in this
stall and wait for someone to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Why.

Speaker 7 (01:48:17):
I feel like it would be more embarrassing for a
female want to be the one to stink it up.
They would have more they would feel more self conscious
about being the one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
Female brat bathrooms are pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
Gross, Yeah they are.

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
They got mystery box in there right right at.

Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Kimby Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Used to yes? Currently no? SayMore? You know when i'd say,
you know, younger, not even like my younger, like I
do one thing, like you know teen years or whatever.
Well yeah, even not only mid twenties, early thirties, you know. Yeah,
I don't want to be known as that guy that
blew up the goddamn bathroom. Yeah know, even though it's natural.

(01:48:58):
Who good lord, you believe what Ghippy just did in there?
And as I've gotten older, it's just part of it.
If you don't like it, don't breathe it in, go
stand outside and wait if it's that bad, because you
know what, everybody poops, and I'm sure your s doesn't
smell any better than mine.

Speaker 6 (01:49:20):
Some texts coming in, lots of nose. One text, No,
I don't care. I'll even yell at someone to get
me some paper. It feels like a separate question, but
I like it. I used to, but now I don't care.
Another one. I try very hard to not poop in public,
but if I have to, then once I'm done, I'm
out of there. That's a whole nother question of people

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that can't go to the bathroom at work.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Right, lots more nose, No way.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
I like to make pleasure sounds and try to have
it as loud as possible out do.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
You know, gimpy?

Speaker 6 (01:49:54):
Hell no, I don't want to stay in that bacteria
infested crapshack.

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
Yeah that's a good too. Uh? And did it did it? Reek?
Was it smelly?

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
Yeah, it's a bathroom. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't understand.
It's gonna smell in there. I'm aware when that door opens.

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
The only time I'm surprised is when it's the morning
and I know it's just GIMPI and eye. Right, that's
the only time I'm like, man, Gimby's healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Got issues.

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
Oh, here's a good point on this text. H Yes,
I gotta wait to be alone before I do anything
because I have a shy bladder.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
No, you don't know. You do not have a shy bladder.
That's a yes, you are shy. You don't have a
shy bladder. You're shy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
You get stage fright in a closed room. How do
you have sex? I'm just saying, yeah, by the way,
what do you I'm curious, what is your bladder shy about?

Speaker 2 (01:50:59):
How hard you're stream is? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
Exactly? How light your stream is?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
That worried that people are? Dude, nobody's thinking about you
in there, right, it's not middle school again?

Speaker 7 (01:51:11):
Whoa this text? I have a pair of shoes at work,
but I only use when I poop that way, nobody knows.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
It was me pooping cubicle job.

Speaker 6 (01:51:22):
Yeah, yeah, somebody who's just trying to get to four.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
You know what I'm you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:51:29):
Gimbe, you're just watching the clock, like, oh, I gotta
break at ten, I got lunch at noon.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
How can I delay time? Yeah? But here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
People still know who you are, brow because you know
you walk in with the pair of lofers on, and
then they see you go to the bathroom with your.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Nikes on or whatever. They know it's you, man. So
changing your shoes does nothing at all whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Yeah, it doesn't. You're on your phone, So what's that matter?

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
What's the shoe? Why is the shoes the biggest defense?

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:51:59):
Chet from downstairs doesn't want you to know. He's blown
up your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
Check from downstairs. And there's four floors. He could work
in any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
Right, What am I gonna do? Go down there and
be like, excuse me, tryn't have the problem. He's very fiberus.
We have two different signs on the door that says
these are for Ieheart and play.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
That's a whole whole other thing.

Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
Right, maybe it wasn't an iHeart employee and you just
didn't want to get caught because how would I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Wow, that's excuse me soon? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
What am I gonna do? Be the police? The poop police?
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:52:34):
Maybe they didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:52:36):
Uh, I don't care where I am. If I got
a poop, I got a poop, Smell it all you want.
Don't phaze me one hundred percent the way it should
be for me. The only way I won't is if
I go in and it looks like Hiroshima. Okay, that's
where I'm like, Ah, I'll find another place a little
too sketchy. Yeah, yeah, I'll just go to find some

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business plex and pull in, which is a fantastic hack
if you don't do If you need a clean bathroom,
don't go to the gas station, go to a business
office that you know is an office. Nine times out
of ten you can go in the front door and
they have a lobby.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Right.

Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
Medical buildings is also a fantastic one. Great super clean,
always great soap, Great towels too. You're not getting the
cheap o toilet paper either, right right. Maybe this guy
is peeking through the cracks in the door and knows
that it's corbyin from BMMS in there and doesn't want
to come out because he might get talked to about
the radio. You don't know me, then I'm not in

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there for a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Well, they don't want him to come back and be like, man,
I was just in the bathroom and you know somebody
basically what we're doing right now. Yeah, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
I don't I'm just an observer of life. Yeah, So
if you don't want me to talk about you, don't
be the Coldplay affair, right right, Just go about your.

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
Business and be what's the word normal.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
Of what the expectation has come out of the bathroom,
wash your hands, Hey, good day, and then I'm never
it's not going to register with me. But for me,
it's the two days in a row that I'm like,
this is really bizarre. I was at the gun show
and was in the bathroom, going to the bathroom. It's good.

Speaker 6 (01:54:26):
When all we all heard a phone ring, guy answered
and told the caller he was at the gun show,
taking us really loud. That's an answering the phone in
a public bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
Wild to me. Yeah, it a little weird holding the
whole last conversation, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
The Fair is the worst place to have to go
gross bathrooms.

Speaker 6 (01:54:47):
Yeah, I don't understand that mentality of feeling shy in
a public bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
I can't.

Speaker 6 (01:54:55):
Why can't you go in a public bathroom? Right, it's
not it's it's not like the old fishbones. Do you
remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Oh yeah, you probably don't know about the men's bathroom.

Speaker 7 (01:55:06):
No, but I remember that there.

Speaker 2 (01:55:08):
Were the toilets were just there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
There was no dividers, no walls, there was toilets. No
privacy at all was.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
And there were people that would go in there because
life happens and have to do business.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
And so you'd walk in if you'd never been there before,
you walking around the corner and you go, whoa, there's
somebody's hairy legs.

Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
Now, I probably couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
I couldn't either. That I totally get.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
That's like using the trough at the Brady or Tulsa
Theater or.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Whatever you Right, I get it. We're all just buddies
here next to each other.

Speaker 6 (01:55:44):
Hey, join the show, which one the one with the
elephant getting a drink? Right or the actual band on stage?

Speaker 1 (01:55:58):
Yeah? That I get it. If you have to be
like watch, I understand that that makes sense. But when
you're in a closed room. I can't wrap my brain
around that, right. And the people I know that are afraid.
They're very outrovert, like outspoken people, but they're like, oh,
I can't poop. That's their thing.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
I'm like, huh outgoing on everything else, but this is
the one thing y'all.

Speaker 6 (01:56:23):
In your fancy air condition multi stall bathrooms out here,
we just get a plastic box.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
Oh god, yeah construction, Yeah yeah in this heat, No,
thank you. I can't poop in public. Creeps me out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
It's not going to reach out and grab you.

Speaker 6 (01:56:42):
Tell me on the doll worthy bathroom hurt you? What
are you talking about? It creeps you out? What bathrooms
have you been in that you've been creaked? There's got
to be trauma there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:55):
There has to be. There has to be middle school trauma.
One of the kids kicked in the stall door or
jumped up and peeked their head over the top for
whatever stupid reason, or.

Speaker 7 (01:57:05):
Maybe one too many movies of the bad guy coming
into the bathroom salls

Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
If you're an adult in the movies bothering you, then
because you can't go to the bathroom, come on, get
it together, get it together, Okay, thanks for my impromptu
survey