BMMS 9-12-23

HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! Aaron Rogers Is A Joke, Felony Orange Theft, The Mile High Club Isn't Worth It, Listener E-Mails, Scotfest, To Tell The Truth, Disturbing Facts, & Lindsey Is A Sprayer!!!!

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Lindsay, Good morning, Corbin,good morning, good morning. All
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They're gonna be at the Bok Centeron twenty first of this month,
so nine days away. We gotlistener emails, and we have to tell
the truth. I don't I thinkMonday night football might be the most I

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don't want to say entertainment, butentertaining football almost all the time. You
think so, dude. Last yeara man laid dead on the field for
nine minutes and we couldn't turn away. And last night maybe the most coveted,
most anticipated, most of like crazyexcitement. I'm not even a fan

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of Aaron Rodgers or the Jets,and I watched the pre game like I
was in it. Yea, yeah, right, And who would have guessed
in that moment when he carried theflag on the night of nine to eleven.
Yes, just an unbelievable moment thatthat would be the highlight of his

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Jets career. Right, we'll findout today, right, listen. I
hope he's okay. Blah blah blah. Sorry Steve Scott, but I was

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like, well, that didn't lastlong. What you You literally heard the
Jets fans watching the balloon lose itsair and sail around the stadium and they
pulled it out right, like yeah, yeah, somehow they did on a
crazy overtime return for a touch ona walk off Victory's crazy. But that

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whole thing of watching Aaron Rodgers likefour tell me you're old without telling me
you're old. Right. The TikTok'sthis morning are fantastic. I watched one
earlier and it showed Peter Griffin atthe top of the stairs and it's like,
this is Aaron Rodgers first day asthe Jets or whatever, and he's
tiptoeing at the stairs, just takingit easy, takes one step and then

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falls all the way down to thebottom. Yeah. Leg it could be
career ending, it could be over. Yeah if he If he has a
torn achilles, the chances so hehas to be immobile think about this immobile
for like four weeks, can beon it for four weeks and then it's
eight months of reb Yeah, he'sdone this year, he's done. He's

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done. Done. Well, bringthe second guy good? No, No,
like his career's over, Like he'sI could see him going half and
you don't come back as the sameperson after that injury. And he just
signed like weeks prior, a seventyfive million dollars guaranteed restructured contract, which

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means they have to give seventy seventyfive I mean they're not even if he
faked it or did it on perI mean, you don't want to That
is no way that's a comfortable injury. The doctors wouldn't also go along with
it, right, But it feelscrazy, It's what crazy that that happened.

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It was unbelievably entertaining. Four plays? Yeah yeah, four yeah?
Did he get hit and go ohno, howe right? Because he could
have stood up right and then he'sback down. He's like, oh well,
that's different. That is he's aware, like the awareness of his body
to know this ain't right. Yeah, he's I don't have to push through

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it. Yeah, same thing happenedto me when I broke my leg falling
on the slipping on the smallest patcheyes in the parking lot. I slipped,
I felt, I got up.I was like, okay, maybe
I just twisted my ankle, becausethat happens, you know, you roll
your ankle sometimes and then as soonas I put pressure on it, boom
back to the ground. I go. So I get it. And he
could come back. He absolutely couldcome back. Age is the problem.

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Yeah, healing properties of the bodyas you get older is the problem.
Right. It has zero to dowith him as an individual, and he
doesn't have the gustop. He gotnothing to prove. No, but how
about all this about him going tothe Jets and whatever, and it will
be an asterisk on his career.It won't be really a thing. No,
the offseason will be more of astory than his career as a Jet.

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Yeah, he's got one in eighteenyears nineteen or something like that.
You know, So Le did justgo ahead and hang it up? Man?
Why not? Don't put yourself throughany more trouble. Sit back being
an analyst if you need too.Whatever, Oh god, he's miserable on
a microphone. Whatever. Whatever,But I mean, yeah, just hang
up, hang up your helmet,dude. It was unbelievable. And then
to watch so you have like thethree big quarterbacks from last year, like

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people were excited about, right,Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, right,
and Patrick Mahomes right two of coursein that conversation Lamar Jackson, of course,
in that conversation, right, justinHerbert Jalen of course, right.
And but the big ones were like, besides Jalen who made it to the

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Super Bowl was Josh Burrow and Patrickand all three of those whift the first
game of the season, like bad. Josh Allen has a ball control problem,
a major one. One of myfavorite memes NFL memes awesome was showing

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Stefan Digg's talking to Josh Allen andhim going, hey, you ready to
blow it again in overtime and JoshAllen being like yet, like not in
his head, man, And Ilike Josh all I think he's awesome,
But wow, did we see hehas a major ball control problem last night?
And it wasn't raining. It's firstgame fumbled once or twice or something

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like that. He's got He's gotan entire season to catch up. Totally
true. It's one game. It'sone game, totally right. However,
it ain't your first game, noit. Now he's apparently he's got a
girl a thing. Maybe he's alittle distracting. Joe Burrow got engaged.

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Maybe it's a part of the problem. Yeah, right, keep them bitches
out of the game. He's like, he's like, I gotta get the
trash when I get home, right, I gotta make sure the dishwashers.
Lord of graz my sock, damnit, I love my socks. And
he's he's gonna be so mad.But the Aaron Rodgers saying is wow.

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And the other crazy thing that Ilearned last night watching him. So they
show him get helped off the field. He goes into the blue tent.
Anytime you go to the blue tent, that is a high indicator that there's
a major problem. And then theyshow him on the cart. They take
him the cart back to get Xrayed. Right, and he's on the
cart, got his hat on,they got him in a boot, a
mobile boot. He's got his phoneand on his phone. This man is

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worth two hundred million dollars, massiveamount of money. And then the best
way to tell me, you're old. Is he still has hardwired earbuds?
Had made the switch? Huh yeah, and listen whatever, I'm not judging
him, except I am because itlooks like why don't you just have a

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flip phone right right? Maybe hehas a problem losing like the earby.
Sure, we all do, weall do. Just give me my hardwired
right, give me my garth mic. If they're dangling, you can't lose
them, right, yeah, exactly, yeah, or you just leave them
in your ear that's another way notto lose them. Yeah. Just oh

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I was sell that and I waslike, wait a minute, let's just
say as a Perry wares that arewireless. So now he has quartered ones
too, right, and that waswrapped around his phone. Yeah. I
was like, that is awesome.He's not He's only like thirty something,
yeah, something like he looks olderthan thirty nine, doesn't he? Tom

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Brady didn't look old now, right, He didn't look forty. Aaron Rodgers
looks weathered. Yeah, he's beenunder a lot of stress lately, Corbon.
Yeah, but Tom gets the botox. Tom does does those things A
rod does he has. Tom Bradysaid he does that. Tom Brady has
said he gets botox. Yes,a guy who's so holistic. I find

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that shocking. But okay, ishe yes, avocado smoothies and all that.
Yeah. The other thing that Ithink is crazy about Aaron Rodgers is
he looks like he's been filming aFlamingo Kid too. If you know that
Matt Dylan movie where they play rumand he's a Matt Dylan's a cabana boy

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and all the men look like piecesof leather playing cards. He looks incredibly
weathered. Yeah from nineteen Yeah,that's what I'm saying. He looks like
he's filming Flamingo Kid. Do.It's a great Matt Dylan movie. That's
good. Oh god, all theall the East you know, East Coasters

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and a resort orange playing rum.Right, Yeah, that was a crazy
moment for sure. Man, itwas. It was a great game going
to overtime. And there's so manyJets games on primetime this year because they
thought, right, right, let'sgo ahead and load him up on the

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schedule. Rogers is gonna kill itthis year. And one of the rumors
is Sally the head coach did notlike Wilson. Zach Wilson, the quarterback
like did not like him. Nowhe's gonna play him every choice, That's
what I'm saying. Man, Likeyou get all excited about the NFL and
like, oh, the last year'sSuper Bowl champions are this team's gonna be

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number one. They haven't played ussnap one weekend and it looks like an
s show for Bengals fan and oh, just Chef's kiss. The script is
playing out so nicely. That'll beinteresting to see what the rest of the
season is like. If it startsoff like this, what's the rest of

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it going to be? Like?Listen, even if Aaron Rodgers, it
isn't as bad as you know,an Achilles tair, or he can overcome
it and he gets the Zach carriesthem to the playoffs and then Aaron steps
in. That'll be amazing too.Yeah, yeah, for sure. Who
doesn't love a comeback story? Yeah, especially the old man who gets injured.

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Everybody counted him out, total Rockymoment. Sucks for the second stringer
who carried the team all season.That's his job is to be there to
carry the team. When you're abackup, that is your job. Your
job ain't to be the star,right, And then he'll be just like
Jordan's Love and have next season tocome when Aaron Rodgers retires. Now,

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Jordan Love was picked to be thesuccessor. Okay, Zach Wilson was picked
to be the guy. And theywere like, oh, now, how
do you feel about being a pawn? Yeah? I guess I'm getting paid.
Yeah, yeah, he's still gettingpaid for sure. Man, I
get to live my dream, rightYeah. The Aaron Rodgers saying goes,
oh everybody, you literally could hearthe moment he got injured and they were

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like, he's out, and thewhole stadium was like there was no oxygen
in that room and it's an openair stadium. Jets fans are like,
god, damn, it can't catcha part. Right. They looked great
though they ended up winning the game. That matters. When the other team
turns over that many times, youbetter win the game, right for sure?

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But Monday night football man always exciting. There's at least one game You're
like, what's happening? Right,this is surreal that this is happening on
football. The star a guy.If you put a poster of like the
three guys that are the face ofthe NFL, Aaron Rodgers is absolutely worthy

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of being the face of the NFL. Yeah, not anymore little, I
mean, that's what I'm saying though. For that guy to go down,
yeah huge. And then guess who'son the cover of Madden Josh Allen.
Yes, that means it's a curse. They say it's a curse. Uh
huh. So he's either gonna getinjured or something's gonna happen, ex said
when Patrick Mahomes is on it.Of course it's true. Right, all

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right, we gotta take a break. We gotta tickets to Nickel Mack.
We're gonna give it away. Pluswe got listener emails until this morning joke
again. Good morning, It's theBig Mad Morning Show. Nine one eight
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news that just makes you say whatthe Here's Corby, Gibby and Lindsay with
what's going on news quicks from theBig mid Morning Showing. Ninety seven five

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man strikes car and drive through,gets arrested and kicks cop in the face.
So this happened in Ohio on Augusttwenty six at a McDonald's a report
of a hit skip and a McDonald'sdrive through, so Noble County Sheriff's deputies
were called, where a white carreportedly struck a customer's vehicle and left the

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scene. Soon afterward, the whitecar was seen driving through the grass at
another nearby restaurant. Then it wentoff the road through a concrete ditch and
ended up in a yard. Sodeputies charged the driver, twenty eight year
old Damien Peuria of Albuquerque, NewMexico, with operating a vehicle under the

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influence and a hit skip. Theysay is behave if you're escalated from there,
he was screaming and he started headbuttingthe cage in the cruiser. Then
at the jail, he allegedly urinatedin a trash can and then kicked a
corrections officer in the face. Sohe's charged with assault on a corrections officer,

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which is a felony, And deputiesthen say thirty nine year old Krista
Gerulier also if Albuquerque, arrived onthe scene. She was claiming to be
the man's wife. She was alsoarrested for obstructing official business. Yeah,
skip is hit and run for thoseI don't know, why don't they should
just call it a hidden run?I don't know. Yeah, it's a

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hit skip. I've never heard thatterm. Florida no Ohio oho Ohio being
weird. Yeah, yeah, heprobably wouldn't have been so angry if he
just would have got his chicken nuggies. You know. Definitely drunk in that
case, right, Yeah, forsure, Yeah, for sure. Two
men charge for felony agriculture theft.This happens in Hawaiia. There's a forty

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one year old dude named Kellan Tolentino, and he's got a buddy. He's
thirty eight. His name is JoshJosh Redding Kellogg. They decided it would
be a good idea to steal aseventy five pound bag of oranges from a
farm. What are you gonna dowith seventy five pounds of oranges? Makes
some mimosas, I guess I'll know. Anyhow, they got caught and the

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police caught up to them. Theycharged them with second degree theft okay,
and then second degree criminal trespass thetheft in the second degree is a felony,
which you could get up to fiveyears in the big house for stealing

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seventy five pounds worth of oranges.Huh. Yeah, I know. Hawaii
has some weird laws, like it'sa go for police officers to have sex
with prostitutes during an investigation. Justcommitment to the bit man. Yeah,
you're not allowed when you're in astate park. You're not allowed to annoy

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the birds. How are you gonnaknow if the birds were annoyed? Will
they fold their arms? Yeah?Stick their bottom out right. It's illegal
for buildings to be taller than apalm tree. Wow, I didn't know
that, right their own and ruinedthe scenery. It's unlawful to hoard more
than fifteen dogs and cats in ahome that feels practical. Yeah smart,

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Yeah, fifteen feels like a lot. But yeah, I didn't know that.
There's they have crazy loss. Yeah, seventy five pounds of oranges.
I'm like, did you just liftit off a truck? The story doesn't
give much detail. Did they goto the farm and they're like, hey,
see the oranges, Yeah, sure, let's take them. I like
oranges as much as the next guy, but seventy five pounds of them.

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Yeah, and I think it takesa lot of oranges. Oh, this
is two oranges to make a fullglass. I don't know, man,
Okay, I like your fresh squeeze, but come on, yeah, give
me that fake stuff. Man,alright. Tang airplane cruise shames mile High
Club couple. This happened on aneasy Jet flight from London to Ibiza in

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a couple excuse themselves to the bathroomfor a little one on one. Video
shot inside the plane cabin shows theplane's passengers in hysterics as flight attendants open
the restroom door. Once open,you see the blurred out faces and the
bodies of a man and woman bentover, and then the smirking man reaching

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over to pull the door closed.All the laughter the rest of the plane
passengers can be heard. Easy Jetis confirmed the incident happened on September eighth,
and police met the couple once onthe ground. I don't know how
you do it. Bathrooms are sosmall. Yeah, maybe they're too tiny.
You know, it's possible, andyou're not. I mean, it's

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it's just for a second, right, that's it. Just to say that
you did it just to see howit feels. You're not satisfying. You're
not gonna get satisfied. No,I mean one of them may maybe.
Yeah, yeah, the guy probablywould if they wouldn't have opened the door
on them. Is listen? Sexis awesome? I think we can all
agree on that. Is it wortha felony? Oh god, no,

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it's a weird sentence to say.But is it worth a felony? No?
Felony? Sex? Nope? Igot a story though. It's like
doing in the back of a copcar. You know what else? Is
a story? Going to Ibiza?Right? Yeah? But on the way
to Ibiza? You had sex inthe air. Why isn't going to Ibiza
enough? Maybe they've already been toHey, you want a story? Order

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a drink? Okay? He paidfor a really crazy expensive drink on an
airplane on our way to a Beza. Yeah. Why isn't that enough?
Because it's never enough, man,It's never enough. All these stories are
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four five. Once like official confirmationcomes down that Aaron Rodgers it is an
achilles thing that he's dealing with.And if the video is just sent you
guys, you can see the momenthis achilles snaps. That doesn't mean it's
that, but it does give evidenceto what some of the Twitter investigators sorry

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X investigators are saying is that isthat it is an achilles snap. So
he is probably out for a substantialamount of time. But the real conversation
once that settles down is gonna bethe turf. They just replace the turf
in that stadium and with this specialsynthetic charagge every real stuff and to try

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and alleviate the amount of injuries thatwe're happening at that stadium. How that
work out for you ball and theyalready have injuries happening and that they have
to go to grass. So likethe way it works is in turf,
there's no give. So when yourcleat digs in and you twist like he
did and try to push off,there's no divot there's no room for the

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cleat to move right, it staysin one spot, therefore putting more pressure
on the in this case the achilles, and then eventually treading it and snapping
it right as opposed to grass wherethe grass giveaway and his foot would slide
out and there wouldn't be an injury. I mean, he seemed to go
through these like evolutions of like whenthey were all grass, right, yeah,

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and then they went to turf becausethere was mud and all that other
things. And then they went backto turf because no, no, we've
made it better. It's synthetic,it's got rubber right yeah, about that
though, and there's still injuries happening. And then there's some grass. You
know, like a lot of peopleare complaining about the grass that was at
the Super Bowl right right, andtwo teams were playing on it, so

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you know, one of them wasreally complaining about it, the losing team,
And so I mean, to me, they all kind of have a
thing. But I don't know why. If there's a problem with turf,
why are you not replacing it?And for the record, a lot of
high schools play on turf, yeah, really almost all of them. Grounds
crews are a coveted thing, andso to have turf eliminates that line item.

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I guess right. Saves money.You just gotta get somebody out there
to paint it once or twice,and I don't think so you paint it
and you're good. Yeah, okay, we have to redo the turf.
I mean our practice field where Murcuspractices. They just read the turf because
it took us a while to beable to get there this season. It
is it grass or turf, it'sturf. So I mean, again,

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we're talking about the playing facilities,but they play on where the games happen.
Yeah, but so does that meanthey shouldn't be playing on in high
school? It's gonna create this turfconspiracy. Had this happened to Aaron Rodgers.
Grass never hurt anybody. Man,Come on, you get a little
dirty gets okay, I agree,I agree. You know, there's nothing
you know, I was talking witha friend. She's got a kid that

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plays high school football, and it'slike, oh, it's a little wet
outside. It was raining yesterday,and I'm like, there's nothing wrong with
rain ball. Man, get outthere, get muddy, have fun.
Exactly. The boys practiced in itlast night, and they love practicing in
the rain. Yeah, I remembersome of the games I played in Windowers
Ice Right, It's like the fieldwas frozen. Come on, so that'll

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you watch. That'll be once theyget the confirmation that he is it is
an achilles thing. That'll happen toit after an MRI. Then the next
conversation will be about the turf.In the video, it almost looks like
his other leg hits his. Ithink it's two things. I think his
foot isn't getting any give and thedefender is on the back of his heel
too, which causes it to notgo anywhere. Yeah, I think it's

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a twofold thing. But he's like, I can kick the crap out of
my own leg, bust my ownachilles, and I'll be done. It's
still leave the turf below. ChiefStar defensive tackle Chris Jones is ending his
contract holdout. Jones agreed to newterms on a one year deal with Kansas

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City that will make him a freeagent after the season. The four time
Pro Bowler received incentives in the newcontract that will set him up to make
more than the originally scheduled nineteen anda half million dollars he was set to
earn this season. Chiefs general managerBrett Beach said in a statement that it
was a priority to keep him ina Chief's uniform. Jones is coming off

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a season in which he tied hiscareer high with fifteen and a half sacks.
The rumor is is that he theChiefs took the offer off the table
and this was the only way.They're like, it's up to you.
You want to make your money,here's the bonus structure for you. Okayright,
means they're fed up with his yeahgames. Absolutely. A star player

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on the Steelers will miss extended timedue to injury. Cameron Heyward suffered a
groin injury during the first half ofPittsburgh's Week one loss to the San Francisco
forty nine Ers. The Pittsburgh PostGazette reports Hayward will have surgery on Wednesday,
and we'll miss at least eight weeks. This is the second year in
a row that Pittsburgh has lost akey player on defense during the season.

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Opener t J. Watt tore hispectoral muscle in Week one last year and
missed half of the season. TheSteelers kick off against the Cleveland Browns at
Akrascher Stadium on Monday Night football nextweek, and the North Carolina Board of
Trustees is discussing its potential legal optionsfollowing the denial of Ted Walker's waiver for

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immediate eligibility. The wide receiver's finalappeal was denied due to the NCAA's recent
crackdown on two time transfers being ableto play immediately. Tar Heel's head coach
Mack Brown said that he was proudof the fact that these people are concerned
and want to help him. TheChancellor said that no decisions have been made

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and that discussions on the issue willcontinue. And that's your Balls to the
Wall sports on Lindsay ninety seven five. Good Morning, It's the Big Mad
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is at six am Thursday morning.All right, so you might remember a
while back I did the disturbing factsyou don't want to know, and I've
got more of those to share withyou. Fifteen percent of the air that
you breathe in is human skin yougross. Okay, that makes sense,

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right, It's just in the air. Yeah, skin flakes off. There
are millions of microscopic organisms living inyour eyelashes right now, teeny tiny little
creatures right buy your eyes, justliving their lives. That's fun. We
like to think as us humans arelike top of the fud chain, right,

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we are the best of the bestof the best, Sir, but
yet there's so many other things thatare feeding off of us. We are
far from the top of the foodchain. Well, just because somebody's eating
off you doesn't mean you could whooptheir ass. Yeah, absolutely, go
ahead start whipping those microbes that areliving in your eye ashes. You need
those You need those things, right, just like the birds are the little

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fish that hang around the eat thescraps from the whales, right right,
right, right right, The whaleneeds those little dudes. Uh. If
your toothbrush sits out in the openin your bathroom, it collects fecal matter.
That's the end of the sentence.That's all you need to know.
Where do you keep your toothbrush?Both of you? Uh? Well,

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mine sits next to my sink,But the toilet is in a separate room,
Okay, like in a whole otherpart of the house, or like
adjacent to the bathroom that has adoor right adjacent to that. How far?
How far it's a cross? Okay? How far? Okay? Yeah,
you keep the door closed all thetime. Yeah, h gimby.

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I keep mine in a drawer.It's got a cap on it, like
like like a chip clip sort ofthing that just goes over the tip of
the toothbrush, you know, AndI just keep it in the drawer and
the drawers stay shot. I don'tdo that because of the bacteria that can
grow in the dark. Right.And we have a a toilet that's it's
in the bathroom, but it's gota door so you can close it,

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and uh, we keep it closedonly when it's stinky, makes sense,
I just because I don't know thereason why to keep it closed all the
time. Yeah, if I flushit, the doors closed, yeah,
because I'm in there, right,and then sometimes open the door and then
shut the door behind you. Yeah, well, no, I leave it
open. When I'm done, Iwalk up like because the fans, I

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don't know. It's a weird thing. This one's awesome. Bamboo grows quickly
there. Do you guys know thatI hate bamboo. It's it's gnarly,
it is invasive. It's incredibly hardto get rid of. Like it's a
it's horrible, right. It's itlooks pretty in some Pinterest thing, Yeah
right, but it's horrible. Right. It grows three feet a day,

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wow, and can grow straight througha person. This is a torture method
used in Vietnam. I've heard abotha before. Yeah, pretty gnarly stuff.
Yeah, but Pandas like it.They think it's delicious. Why would
they be wrong? I think mostof us knew this. The crew of
the Challenger did not die instantly.They were fully aware of what was going

(34:21):
on until the point they hit thewater at over two hundred miles per hour.
Ware, of course they would havebeen killed. Of course, there's
that conspiracy theory, like did theyreally blow up, you know, dying
and the wreck? Because what waswe talked about them not too long ago.
They've been spotted like people that lookexactly like them or whatever. Yeah,
what would be the benefit of keepingthem alive? Though? That's a

(34:45):
good question. If an asteroid wereto be on a collision course with Earth,
there's nothing you can do about it. And that's even if we noticed
it. So you mean Armagodon waswrong, right, Well, they had
plenty of times ship some oil rigguys. If you get a chance,
go listen to the commentary. Notthat people do this, but you go

(35:07):
and listen to the actor commentary onArmageddon and Ben Affleck crushing the movie.
It's awesome. The idea that theseoil rig guys are going to do this,
like, he's like, it isunbelievable. The commentary he has,
it's so funny, it makes itso entertaining. Most mattresses gain weight over

(35:31):
time due to the accumulation of dustmites. That makes sense, That makes
perfect good and dead skin and thesweat. Yeah yeah, you yeah.
Think about the next time you're movingin the heavyest mattress and you got it
pressed against your face. It's notno, it's so much your mattress.

(35:52):
It's your friend that's helping you,who has their mattress pressed up, you
know, against your face. Okay, So I just wanted to look real
quick how much mattress, uh weightis gained over a duration of time.
Ten percent per year? Wow,okay, ten percent per years? How

(36:14):
much it gains? So if youhave a ten pound mattress, right,
like, there's a quarter of apound or something like that. Uh.
Due to the way the speed oflight works, this one's gonna mess with
your head. You're gonna have toyou'll think of this probably later today.
Due to the way the speed oflight works, it is theoretically possible that
the entire universe outside of our galaxydisappeared a long time ago, and we

(36:36):
just don't know it yet mine bloomuh a brain aneurysm could rupture it anytime,
anywhere to anybody, resulting in deathand there is no warning. That's
kind of scary. Yeah, yeahit is. And they don't know anything
about it, and I don't justdo it to do getting your groceries one

(36:59):
day, fall out at the Walmart, you know, die of a brain
and yourhysm. You wouldn't know it, No, you wouldn't you dead?
Or they're just unplugging you from thecomputer. That's possible too. Yeah,
we're done again. Another piece ofevidence that you could easily draw the line
to us being in a simulation.I'm done with this character. I want

(37:22):
to get a new won't start overagain. Yeah, they threw the controller
right. This is the absolute numberone reason why do not use sponges in
my home? Use kitchen sponges areabout as clean as human feces. That

(37:44):
makes sense. Do you use thesame sponge? What three months? Maybe
longer than that some people some people? Yeah, yeah, And it just
sits there on the back of thesink, dries gets moist again, dry
gets moisty. You set it inthe bottom of the scene, just collecting
all that bacteria and if you've gotsome good stuck on food, like maybe

(38:07):
you had encholadas that night and thecheese likes to get stuck to it.
But of course, right, dawnman kills everything. Uh. Some people
do lufa's, and most people arenot diligent about about racing replacing their lufa's.
They wait, they wait until likethey're falling apart, right, And

(38:27):
you're supposed to replace lufa's every thirtytwenty to thirty days. Yeah, I
usually try to go every month.Once a month replace it, but it's
more like realistically, like two months. I don't know if anybody caught that
GiB be used as a loofah youdamn right. I love those little squishy
spongey things man, Well they're therough little thing they're No, No,
I don't use that. No,I don't use that. You use just

(38:50):
those like you know, red,green, gray, black, whatever,
squishing foam puppy ball things. Sponge. I guess if it's considered a sponge
or a loofah, people call ita different things. Well, there's like
the sponge, a little yellow squarething you know, you get to do
your kitchen stuff with. And thenthere's like the c sponge thing that people
use in the bathroom, and thenthere's a loofa which is just plastic made

(39:12):
to look like some sort of spathing. That's what that's what I use.
I don't use the brown hard yeahor whatever. I don't use that.
I use it. I'm gonna havesomething not too soft. I've been
really trying. Are you get onethat's too stiff? It's just, oh,
I can't do this, man,You're you're peeling the skin off me.
But too soft It's like I don'tfeel like I'm getting clean enough,

(39:32):
so I have to I have tosit there and squeeze the loofah's in the
aisle to figure out which one's thebest one. And sometimes most time it
works. Sometimes I get home like, well this felt good in the store
and now using it not some much. What colors yours? Currently? It's
a blue. Will you not picka pink? Uh? Yeah? I
will not pick a pink? Really? Yeah? Why? I just because

(39:55):
pink's not my favorite color. I'mnot it's you're not. You're right,
you're absolutely right, but it's justnot my thing. I'll go with black
or red or blue. Or grayor green, but or anything but pink.
What if pink's the softer one,but I don't want the soft one.
Oh what if it's the goldilocks one, one that's right in the middle.
Yeah, right, yeah, ifit's the only one, maybe maybe,

(40:22):
But I'll dig around until I can't. If if I have exhausted all
my options and I'm like, well, the pink one is all that there
is, I guess I'm bathing withpink today. Yeah, I don't care.
It's just a color on plastic.Yeah, you're judging yourself if you
get a pink one. Yep.Lufa. Yes, it's weird that the

(40:45):
color is what bothers you, andnot that you use alf what's the wrong
with that? What am I supposedto you? It's got the same indoctor
nation that pink does. I guesspeople think of Lufa is very girly.
I don't know. I think there'sa lot of dudes out there that use
the Lufa's as opposed to like awashcloth, you know, regular cloth,

(41:05):
wash rag. I can't stand that. It's I don't know, yeah,
weird. I just use my hand. I just use the soap put in
my hand like a bar soap andthen wash my body. Oh I stopped
using bar soap a long time ago. Oh yeah, it drives you out
pretty bad. They make you knowthey've they've really come out, you know,
with you know, products for menthat you know aren't you know,

(41:28):
so gay. Just to put itplain length, they also make moisturizing bars
of soap. It's not for meman, who would have thought that would
have been the angle the Lufa skincondition their skin from gimpie. Yeah.
Uh. Crevasses and glaciers are vshaped, meaning if you fall into one,

(41:50):
you won't die from the fall.You will ever get stuck at the
bottom. Your body heat will beginmelting the ice, sucking you further and
further into the us. Eventually itwill become so tight that you won't be
able to expand your chest to breathe, and you suffocate. Huh. It's
like your body temperature heats the iceup enough where you'll slide down a little

(42:13):
bit more and it's just too muchfor you. Like an anaconda, right,
like just slowly tightening and tightening everytime you breathe. It tightens every
time you breathe. It tightens tothe point when you're like, you try
to breathe, there's nothing, youpanic, you die. It's another reason
stay away from glaciers. This oneI think we all knew, but it's

(42:34):
really creepy. And that are thereare literally hundreds of corpses on Mount Everest,
hundreds, and they're used as away to people navigate the climb.
The bodies are too high up tobe safely retrieved, so they just leave
them. Wow, that would belike, do you mentally have to prepare
for that? Here? You aredoing easily something that is well, a

(42:59):
lot of people do it now,but uh, it is very hard to
do. It takes a lot oftraining. You can't just go I'm going
tomorrow. You have to work sometimesa year or two at it. And
there's only certain times you can go. And even if you get up there,
doesn't mean you'll go all the wayto the top because of whether or
time it takes you to get upthere. Whatever. And but is there

(43:19):
a day where they're like, allright, so today we're gonna talk about
the number of dead bodies you're goingto see. Some people go their whole
life and never see a dead bodyright until they climb out on Everest.
But you climb matter everset, youmight see hundreds. Yeah, I feel
like there needs to be a littlebit more conversation than be prepared. That
really means nothing. When someone saysthat you're going to see dead bodies,

(43:43):
they have a training, Like I'mI'm sure there's gotta be some Listen if
I've got to do training before Ican, you know, take the ride
at Incredible Pizza. There's got tobe some sort of training that happens to
climb out Everest, you know fromthe Mount Everest people. Yeah, so
you want to climb Mount Everest andare those bodies who protected once they're by

(44:07):
ice? Yeah? What else wouldthey be protected from? Like people moving
them right or taking things off ofthe bodies. Like again, I think
people don't understand how tumultuous climbing MountEverest is. There's not a lot of
free time stop it, start lootingbodies on the way. There isn't a
lot of criminal activity on the mountainbecause it's not just ideal for criminals having

(44:32):
to carrying oxygen pack and ropes,right, all that other stuff. I
want to take my gloves off togo loot and running through somebody's pockets.
Man, it's too cold need thisanymore. I'm sure that happens. Yeah,
but like if you have lost yourrope, you're like green Jacket has
one, Right, I'll just usegreen Jackets rope that's frozen to his body.

(44:54):
Right, he would want me toworse. It's a tight community.
It does want me to end uplike him totally. When you are in
death's door, you will rationalize theass out of anything. So yeah,
no, he wouldn't want me todie. I'll go ahead and use it
on me. Yeah. The numberof dead bodies that would have to be

(45:15):
concerning just more of the psychological eventthat would happen where you go. That
can be me, yeah, right, not the idea of just seeing him.
But also, hey, if Idon't do this right, that's going
to be me. If I don'tlisten to my instructors, that will be
me. And even your instructors havemade a mistake. There's a story of

(45:37):
what's the Mount Evers movie with Brolinand I think Jillen Hall, Yes,
And in it, the Brolin's characterplays a guy who's done it hundreds of
times and he's waiting for a guyand he makes a mistake and he dies.
If I'm not mistaken, yeah,I'm good on all that. So
just because so they're the expert,they can still get yoked up. Yeah,

(46:01):
crazy to do something. I've youngerme always wanted to do that.
Younger me, older me, noneof me has ever wanted to do that
at all, whatsoever. Why not. It's just traveling, you know,
getting there is a big problem.Adventures. And then then when I get
there, When I get there,you know, it's just like, can

(46:21):
I just sit in the cabin,drink some hot no cabin wherever I'm at.
I'm sure at the bottom of themountain they have the nice cabin where
everybody starts off at, you know. I mean maybe I'm mistaking that with
aspen or something. I don't know, but it just get and then having
to climb. I'm good, I'mgoing to climb something. I'll climb a

(46:42):
rock wall. I was just lookingright now. The current temperature on Mount
Everest is nine Oh wow. Yeah, that's without the wind, Jill right,
And winds can easily be one hundredmiles per hour, and the winds
are so fast and dangerous that ithas been known to blow climbers off the
mountain. Let's see that another reason. Yes, but there's something to be

(47:04):
said about adversity and overcoming adversity.I've been doing that all my life.
I don't need to climb a damnmountain to do it. If you do
it for your whole life, it'sno longer adversity, it's normal. Then
why do I need to climb amountain. It's just normal everyday living for
me. We gotta take a break. We got tickets to see Nickelback with
Meat and Greet. We'll give thisawayhen we come back. Tell us this
boy, good morning. It's theBig Mad Morning Show nine eight four six

(47:38):
zero kmod. You can also textbmms and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five playa game. On September twenty first,
Nickelback is going to be with BrantleyGilbert at the Bok Center, and we've
got tickets for that show with Meatand Greet with Nickelback, and we're gonna
play sing sing current record is whileI Am leading with eleven, or when

(48:00):
You're hot on my heels with tenand Lindsay has fight last week's Winter.
I'd be a whole bunch of nobody, so choose who you'd like to give
clues between Lindsay, Gimpy and Corbinnine eight four six zero kmo D.
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Good morning?
What is your name? Alicia?Who do you want to give clues?
You got your choice of everybody,Lindsay, Gimbier, Corban Gimpy,

(48:22):
Alicia. Sixty seconds are on theclock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready? I'm ready?Here we go. Okay. This
is a song from an Irish bandin the nineties and it's about the living
dead. You know, you dieand you come back to life. What
do you call that zombie? Uh? This is a movie front or well

(48:46):
it's it's a movie now and ithas that oh what's her name and as
she played Harley Quinn or whatever dressesin pink. You know it's the Barbie.
There you go, that's the one. Oh okay, So this is
a late nineties pop star like BritneySpears, but it's the other one.

(49:06):
And this is uh. They livein these tiny little glass things and if
you rub it you get three wishesin a battle. There you go,
Uh, looking back home? Thememory of the blank. We shoot need
the stores booth. H Okay,if you get down on your knees and

(49:34):
you're asking for forgiveness, they wouldsay you are what for forgiveness? Time
time time time four is what wegot pretty close getting a little helper back
there. Uh for it might begood enough for the win. Alicia,
hang on the line. Okay,okay, good morning, you're on the

(49:57):
air. What is your name?Jeli, Jeremy, how are you today?
I'm doing good? Who do youwant to give? Clues? Jeremy?
H Lindsay or Corbin. Let's goLindsay. Sixty seconds are on the
clock. Dim starts after the firstclue. Are you ready? I think
so? All right, here wego. Okay the This is a boy

(50:20):
band. It is the opposite ofHello, Hello, Hello, bye bye
bye. Yes, when it rainsoutside, stand under one of these under
my umbrella. Just say that oneBrella yesh uh. This is the king

(50:42):
of of oh, blank and rollrock and roll Elvis Presley, Yes,
and the song another word for prisonrock. Yes. Uh, I like
to dream rap between the sound machine, Yes, yes, yes, uh

(51:08):
uh. This is a girl groupand these This is h two oh and
it comes down. This was anotherboy group R and B and they went
a romance. Time time time.Congratulations, Jeremy wearing Nickelback tickets and meet

(51:37):
and greet man. Congratulations. Yeah, you're gonna be going to that show
on Thursday, September twenty feet atthe Bok Center nickel Back and Brantley Gilbert.
Dude, congrats, hang them online. Okay, thank you,
good job. I'm so sorry Aliciafour was not good enough. All right,
thank you, congratulates. All right, feel like she was more excited

(51:58):
to say goodbye than she all rightagain, give me this the one that
she ended on. Yeah, theseguys were from Philly Motown, Philly back
again. It's a it's a groupof dudes in the early to mid nineties.
They say this song, I'll makelove to you, and this is
like, this is the breakup song. If you know that catalog, it's
their breakup. Is this the funeralsong? Tell? Yeah? Yeah?

(52:20):
Sure? When when when you departwith somebody? Yeah, that's about it,
right, the conclusion of the street. There you go, there you
go. Some people say you liveat a dead end. You can't say
a dead blank blank Yeah. Intothe road boys to man, the one
he ended on Lindsey, I knowwhat you want to leave me, but

(52:46):
I refuse to let you go ifI had to. Yeah, can't say
the next words. But it's notown. So is that lionel Ritchie?
No? Is that? Remind mewho's in that band? Four line Ritchie?

(53:09):
A bunch of incarnations of that particulargroup. Uh, let's see they
say my girl, didn't they?Yes? M yeah, anyway, all
right the record now, well,that keeps me in the lead with eleven,

(53:30):
keeps you with ten, but moveslindsay up to six. Take a
break and we'll be back. Morning, Good morning. It's the Big Man
Morning Show. Nine one, eightfour six O KMOT. You can also
text BM mess and then what youwant to say to eight two nine four

(53:52):
five coming up. Listening to emailsright now, though, we gotta see
what's in Gibbie's four by four.Bayolf Covina says, here's that the UAW
automakers heading towards potential strike. UnitedAuto Workers Union is ready to go on
strike Friday if gm Port and Stilantisdon't meet their demands on pay raises,

(54:12):
pensions and protections. Up to onehundred and forty six thousand workers are set
to walk off the job if theycan't come to a new agreement, impacting
production and increasing prices. One estimatesays a strike lasting just ten days could
result in a total of loss ofmore than five billion dollars for the US
economy. I don't know why theydon't go listen, We'll give you the

(54:34):
forty percent raise or whatever it isyou want, but if we have a
loss, we will you will thengo back, nah man. I don't
like that at all, But becausethey're they're arguing, which is right?
Rightful to be? Like, Hey, you guys had forty percent earnings increase,
we should get a forty percent raise, right, feels fair? Right?
Which I would say, sure.When we have a loss, though,
then you will have to take thatsame cut in salary, which who

(54:57):
would agree to? Nobody or nobody? Nobody says here that the American Red
Cross declares a national blood shortage.The organization says the country's blood supply is
dropped by almost twenty five percent sinceearly last month. The Red Cross warns
the shortage could potentially threaten the medicalcare of patience with critical conditions such as

(55:17):
cancer and sickle cell disease, orthose who have an emergency need for blood.
Natural disasters like Hurricane Idalia are beingblamed damn hurricanes on the Red Cross
by the Red Cross four hindering effortsto collect blood. The Red Cross is
monitoring Hurricane Lee and how it mayimpact the Northeast this week. You wouldn't

(55:39):
expect a hurricane and blood donation tobe in s Yeah, I guess says
here that tech giants to attend aclosed door meeting with senators to mara.
Tech industry leaders will be on CapitolHill this week to discuss artificial intelligence.
Senators will here with Musk, Zuckand Gates and others during a closed door

(56:02):
meeting tomorrow. This comes as SenateMajority Leader Chuck Schumer has prioritized bringing lawmakers
up to speed on the rapidly advancingAI technology. And then, lastly here,
registration deadline approaches for Tulsa's annual nineone eight day Scavenger Hunt. Okay.
As the City of Tulsa prepares forits six annual nine one eight day

(56:24):
the nine one eighth Day Scavenger Hunt, registration deadlines quickly approaching. Now.
Teams must register to participate by fivepm on Friday, the fifteenth that's this
Friday. Registration is required for thescavenger hunt. You'll need a team name
and up to four participants to register. The scavenger hunt will begin at nine

(56:45):
am and end at noon. Participantsmust attend the kickoff events at A forty
five on September twenty three at OwenPark to check in and receive your cane.
What's the price? I have noidea. Come on, journalists,
I didn't say in the story callthat n Elizabeth. You should Actually that
would be five by five at thatpoint. Houston Rockets guard Kevin Porter Junior

(57:19):
is under arrest for domestic assault ata hotel in New York City. Police
arrested him for allegedly attacking his girlfriendinside the Millennium Hotel on the East Side.
Police say his girlfriend was running throughthe hotel's hallway screaming for help.
On my own eye. She wastaken to the hospital with multiple injuries,
along with bruises to her face.The Rockets said they were gathering information about

(57:43):
the incident and had no further comment. If your partner, whoever you're with,
is running through the hotel screaming andhas injuries, there's no saving face.
If she's running through the hotel,or he running through the hotel screaming.
With no injuries, you could easilyargue they're just in an episode,

(58:06):
right right, intoxicated whatever, Yes, but to have lacerations right that you
need to be transported for bruises onyour face, screaming for help. Yeah.
A number of big basketball names arelikely joining Team USA for the twenty
twenty four Paris Games. ESPN reportsLebron James Steph Curry are both interested in

(58:29):
playing for the US in the twentytwenty four Olympics. James has reportedly spoken
with Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis,Jason Tatum, and Raymond Green about committing
to play in Paris. The Athleticalso reports Stevin Booker, Damian Lillard,
Kyrie Irving also have serious interest inplaying for Team USA. James notably helped
the US win gold medals in twothousand and eight and in twenty twelve.

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that. You can text it BMMSand whatever that is to eight two nine
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So it says, I'm a twentytwo year old dude about to graduate
college and I'm thinking of getting avasectomy. My friends think I'm crazy.

(01:00:22):
I just don't want kids and feelconfident in that decision. Do you guys
know anyone who got to assected meyoung and wishes they didn't, or got
of assect me and then did areversal orbit you're the only one in the
room that's had one done. Yeah, but you weren't young when you did
it. No, no, no, no no. I was forty three,

(01:00:44):
forty two, forty three, practicallytwice this person's age. Yeah.
I understand people that don't want kids, not from a standpoint of they're not
awesome. I think it's awesome havingkids. I think it's uh girl.
My first radio job, one ofthe sales guys him and his wife had

(01:01:07):
no kids, and he was like, when I was young, I got
a vasectomy and I was like wine, He's like, I just didn't want
kids. And I found someone whoalso didn't want kids, right, And
they were every they go to tripsall the time. Yeah, I had
a ton of money. Yeah.Yeah, but I remember thinking that,
like, that's so bizarre. Yeah. I've known people that said the same

(01:01:30):
thing in their early twenties. Winto warrenety kids and I'm too busy having
fun. But then later on downthe road. They as they grow older,
they're like, oh, maybe weshould have some offspring, you know,
and they end up changing their mindsand having some later on in life,
which is okay. Do you knowanybody that anyone who's had a reversal

(01:01:52):
on a vasectomy that terrifies me.A vasectomy doesn't terrify me. A reversal
on a vasectomy terrified me. Sotying the knot not so much. Untying
the knot right? Yes? Isit? Why is it the starting over
again at such an age? Oror why why? Why does white is
having a reversal terrify you? Orrewired a house? I've rewired a few

(01:02:15):
things, or an outlet? Yeah, try to fix the lighting on your
motorcycle and following it all the wayto the correct spot. That's why okay
has here to do with age.It isn't like a broken arm, right
right, But you're not doing therewiring you got doc doing. If ore
youa so, should be? Shouldbe? All right? Should be?

(01:02:37):
So? Vasectomy takes fifteen minutes,and I just looked it up. A
reversal takes about four hours. Damn. That's quite the difference. And isn't
it the longer you've had the vasectomy, the harder it is for the reversal
to be. I don't know.I don't know. Again, I don't
know anybody who's done it, soI don't know. So text here says

(01:03:01):
my ex had a a sect tome at twenty three years old, and
his body basically regenerated itself and Iended up pregnant one and four thousand chances.
Yeah, it can happen. Youhad to have a completely redone.
How about that? Yeah. WhenI my doctor when I got mine,

(01:03:21):
he was like, I take athree prong approach. He was like,
I clip y, I cauterize,and I set them really far apart,
so there's no chance of it growingback together. He didn't say that.
He said the likelihood is reduced dramatically. If you get a surgeon who's lazy
and just does the cauterization or whatever, they can find themselves rejoining and mending.

(01:03:46):
Yeah, as other tex says,I tried to get a second at
twenty eight and couldn't find a doctorto do it. Finally did it at
thirty. Honestly, I think it'sselling something most people should wait to do
until closer to third But if he'scertain, get him clipped la well,
Zach, thanks Zac. That's it, like no one would give it to

(01:04:08):
you. I've heard that before abouthystorrectomies with women. It was like two
babies or the age of like twentyeight or something like aunt before you can
get of a sactomy or excuse me, a hysterrectomy. Well, hys directed
me is a completely different animal,right, A hystor directed me is way
more invasive, for sure, waymore invasive. So his direct me,

(01:04:30):
okay, vasectomy. You're telling methat therologists are the moral doctors. Yeah,
we'll do surgeries on all these otherthings, but this we're like whoa,
whoa, whoa. A lot ofbills have been passed recently saying doctors
don't have good morals, right,can't make decisions that way. But this

(01:04:51):
they got it, of course,just settled down. Who did you go
to, Corban? I'm about toget mine done. I like the sound
of that doctor. I'd have tolook up his name because I have only
gone to a urologist once. Justdong doctors and it should just pop right
up. Yeah. One text saysthat gentleman, I give him props.

(01:05:13):
He's thinking smart. One moment ofnot thinking could follow him for life.
Yeah. But at the same time, don't you I mean they're they're I
say, don't you think you'll haveregrets later on in life? You know,
and when you see all your friendshanging out and now happy they are
with their kids, and you know, when you're like, I wish I
had or maybe you meet a galyou know that's like that once kids someday

(01:05:35):
and you're like, why I can't. I'm sorry, I shut the factory
down early in life, right,you know, I just I mean,
I think kudos to him for doinglike being proactive. Right, it feels
lazy. What do you mean bythat? You're literally taking the path of
least resistance to not have kids.You just don't want to wear a condom?

(01:05:56):
That's possible, Yeah, which ispossible gravy. You know it won't
you won't get pregnant, but thatwon't stop things from growing on you.
Right, It doesn't mean your partnerwon't want you to wear a condom?
Yeah, yeah. Do you thinkit brings up a thing if you get
of a sectomy, like with trust, lindsay, like if you're a partner
out of nowhere, just says,I want to get a v asseectomy.

(01:06:19):
Do you think they just cheat allthe time because they got assectomy? Not
necessarily if we have children already,but then no, if we have children
and they want to assectomy, no, I don't think they're cheating. But

(01:06:39):
my whole thing is that he hadasked in the email, do we know
anyone that has had of assectomy andhad it reversed? Yeah, but it
was already too late. They hadhad it for too long. So the
couple that I know, they hadhe had two children prior to the relationship,
and then with his new wife hehad they had a child together,

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and she actually wanted more kids,but he had a vasectomy and when they
had it reversed it, he hadhad the vasectomy for too long, and
so they wouldn't do it, orthey tried to do an addition, tried
to do it, and they justoh that they could not get pregnant.
H Angeline is on high, Alene, How are you great? What is

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so your dad had a reversal?How old was he? Yeah, he
was probably like thirty eight and hadit since the eighties. And then my
little brother was born in ninety five, so he had the reversal and then
little brother was born. Yeah,okay, so he had a vasectomy after

(01:07:45):
me and my brother who were bornin the seventies and eighties, and then
he remarried a younger woman who didn'thave children and had it reversed. And
now I have a little brother that'stwenty eight. And how old were you
when your dad had the reversal,probably fifteen. And did they explain to
you that, hey, dad's gonnago have surgery on his people. Yeah,

(01:08:09):
oh yeah, and they said thathe had sperm on reconnection. Like
wow, I'm not sure what thatmeans, Like it was instant, right,
yeah. And my well, thatmom was pregnant three months later,
so it was after it healed,like like it's like a gas like you

(01:08:30):
pulled the gas take out, thereally settled down. Yeah, and everything
was fine with your brother, yesh. Yeah, right on. Well that's
awesome, Angelina, thank you forcalling, and Sharon, all right,
bye, see you later. Ihad mine done at twenty four. Then
I found out my wife cheated onme. Now, if I take another

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wife, we will not be ableto have a child. No, you
will. You will. If youwant to go have the reversal done right.
My ex father in law had areverse and then boom he had they
had a kid. My son hasan uncle six months younger than him.
Very weird. He was forty sevenwhen he had the reversal. Uh,

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you don't always have an option.I got shingles at thirty eight, and
even though my doctor prescribed me thevaccine after, no pharmacist will give it
to me because I'm not fifty,even though I already had it. Makes
me wonder, what's okay talking aboutin the medical practice world. I just
had my second and we're done.I'm at the point taking and replaced them

(01:09:32):
with ball bearings. So the clickwhen so they click when? I okay
jokes this one. I have afriend that lives in Wyoming that rubs pharmaceutical
drugs reps. They had the goodfix, thank you. I was like,
that is weird. He and he'sscared to death to get a a
sect to me because all of hisclients clients are the doctors and they would

(01:09:55):
see his junk. I mean professional. Yeah, okay, Well, first
of all, they're not the doctors. They're not. I yes, they
are doctors. They are professional.You think they don't joke, but to
imply that you're worse off than anyoneelse is also ridiculous. Yeah, you
don't. If you don't think theymake jokes of you when you're on the

(01:10:17):
surgery table, you got another thingcoming anyone any surgery because people be people.
Now, maybe your specific doctor,but overall, people be people.
Maybe the top five percent of doctorsor the professionalism that lindsay is implying,
right, they don't ever make jokes. They run a very tight ship,

(01:10:40):
but people be people. Even ifyour doctor's awesome, the other people might
not be. Had this So,maybe you've actually needed to see a urologist
again, but not the same one. Did you go to a different one?
What's that? Maybe you've actually hadto go back to a urologist,
you just went to a different one, not the one that performed your vasectomy.

(01:11:01):
I don't I'm not following because well, you're saying that they do make
fun of you and you Yeah,so you're would I hypothetical? Okay?
Is that what you're asking? No? Like, yeah, if you if
you've had to go back, didyou choose another one? Because you're assuming
that when you had your vasectomy thatthey make fun of you. When you
were on the table, when youwere getting your prison. You're done,

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and would I'd be less humiliated.They've already seen my junk. Yes,
So I don't understand your mind.I'm just assuming you went to a different
neurology. I've never been. I'veonly been to one. I've never been
to another one. There's no reasonto in my mind, they've already seen
the jokes have been made. They'renot going to tell the same joke twice,
right, Ok, maybe right?Maybe on my shoulder surgery and all

(01:11:46):
that. Listen, there's no reasonfor me to get in my underwear first
shoulder surgery, right, or dentalor whatever. It still happened, right,
So I'm just saying that, Like, there's there's other crazy thing.
We all have jobs. Everybody isa silly person. They might be like,
he's a great doctor, but man, he is a blue collar jokester.

(01:12:09):
Right. You don't know what it'slike when you are passed out.
True, you hope. We readall these stories about things that happened in
the medical world, and you think, suddenly when you're out, the professionalism
gets notched up. What happens whenyour boss isn't in town? Right,
when the cat's away, the misaplay yeah, same way. So I

(01:12:30):
have a mindset that nothing crazy,you're silly, happens when you're passed out.
I think is a farce. ButI have no problem going to someone
who's already seen my junk because they'vealready seen it and they know the lay
of the land, they have thefile. It's not like you know,
some new guy coming in there.It's like, what's going on here,

(01:12:53):
my boss, Joe's testicles swoll upthe size of a grapefruit after surgery.
Weird? You know that? Weirdyou're sharing it, PORGHO. Just go
on testosterone kills your swimmers. Evenhad mine tested to be sure. When
I got mine at forty, thedoctor forgot to numb the left side when
he clamped onto it. It waslike getting a steel toe boot kicked to

(01:13:16):
the balls and leaving the boot pressedagainst it until it numbed. He numbed
it. I wanted to punch him, but he's got my nuts in his
hand, so to speak. SoI just had to lay there and saying
it's fine while I'm waiting wanting toboth puke and punch him. When they
did mine, they tested what doyou mean so like the nurse. The

(01:13:43):
nurse, the nurse mail comes inand does the He's like, you're gonna
feel this in your buttole, That'swhat he says. And he did the
needle like I'm sitting in a chair. I'm not laying down. I'm like
kind of sitting up. Very bizarre. You've seen the picture pure, Yeah,
it's my contact picture every time callus in the text message. Yeah.
And so he just like he doesthe injection and then he's like,

(01:14:06):
I'll be back in thirty minutes orfifteen minutes or whatever it was. And
he comes in and he I don'tremember remember what he does, but I
know he tests. He's like,can you feel that? And I was
like, nobody's like, all right, Doctor'll be in in a few minutes.
It takes a feather and tickles yourdank you feel them. That's the
weirdest part, right, Well,that was later. That was in recovery,

(01:14:28):
right. The shot, the painful, painful part, and then the
steam or the smell of Burt cauterizationwas also quite bizarre. I can imagine
that crotch is not supposed to smokelike that. Uh, my husband had
a reversal after having a vasectomy forten years. I watched the surgery as
though it was a c section.It took forty five minutes. He said,

(01:14:48):
the pain from that was worse thanthe vasectomy. We have a daughter
from that reversal. I'm so curiousto what triggered doing the reversal. She
probably wanted another bay either either ayou know, got all the other kids
were grown and he just just missesit that much, didn't want to have
an empty nest, or she theywanted to have a girl, had all

(01:15:11):
boys wanted to have a girl.If my wife came and I'm not worried
about this, but if my wifecame to me and was like, I
want to get a reversal, Iwant I want to have another kid.
This latent life, no way.That's just my opinion, though I meant
late in life has nothing to dowith it. Plenty of people get divorced

(01:15:32):
and get remarried and do it rightat much older ages. Yeah, so
that doesn't bother me. For me, it's the decision has been made and
she's allowed to change her mind.That doesn't mean I then have to change
my mind. Right, But you'vegot frozen ice cream for later on,
don't you just in case she changesher mind. No, that's a valid
point too, yeah, which,you know, maybe that's something that this

(01:15:57):
person could think of doing. Idon't know. I mean, if he's
got to a sect to me,no, right right, go ahead and
you know, put your ice creamin the freezer now, oh yeah,
before yeah, the emailer before youknow, you go ahead and get your
surgery done. Go ahead and putstock your freezer up, you know,
and be done with it. Sothat way of case you do change mod
don't listen to email. I'm atwenty I'm a twenty two year old dude

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about to graduate, and I'm thinkingof getting a sect to me. My
friends think it's crazy. I don'twant kids and feel confident in that decision.
Do you guys know anyone who gotto a sect to me young and
wishes they didn't, or got toa sect to me and then did a
reversal? What do you think,lindsay, I think that at twenty two
years old, he's too young.I don't think a doctor would actually give

(01:16:39):
him one anyway. I think thathe should wait because he says he doesn't
want kids now, but he mightmeet the woman of his dreams that wants
to have children, and that couldbe a deal breaker for her, so
he should definitely wait and just keepit covered and have safe sex vozectomy.

(01:17:01):
Gimpy. I wouldn't do it.I think twenty two is way too young.
The keyword and that email is Ifeel confident in that decision. Not
I am confident in that decision.Okay, So to me, that sounds
like there's a little bit of Idon't know if I really really, really
really want to do this. Iam eighty five percent sure that I want

(01:17:26):
to do this, but that stillleast fifteen percent left of later on in
life, I'm probably gonna want akid. Personally, I wouldn't mess with
it. I wouldn't do it.Man, be safe, do what you
gotta do. I understand not wantingkids now, and there are ways to
prevent that from happening, but Idon't think you should get it. I
don't think you should get it voseectomyright now, because who's to say later
on you don't change your mind,and then you gotta go back and have

(01:17:50):
the reversal, which is apparently abigger process, and it takes longer,
and it hurts more. Is itreally worth all that? I don't think
it is, But you get like, how many years of never worrying about
I'm pregnant? Right? What ifit doesn't take? I mean, yes,
but the likelihood of it taking ishigh and you get your money back.

(01:18:13):
So I went down a rabbit holeof the moral compass that eurologists have.
It's crazy. Yeah, Why doesa neurologist say, no, you're
too young at eighteen to get avaseet to me, but I will gladly
fill you a two hundred and fiftyccs into your breast, young lady.
That makes no sense to me.Why is one more regretful or potentially thinks

(01:18:38):
you might regret it? What makesI'm not sure the parameters on that.
So with that being said, theneurologist, the dong doctor, that's stopping
procreation and population growth. But there'sa reversal that there is that. You're
absolutely right, fake boobs don't helpin the process of procreating and population.

(01:18:58):
But a doctor's job is not toensure pro creation much less a urologists.
Right, right, that's I'm justquestioning the moral compass a doctor has or
like that is interesting hole to divedown. That one doctor is like,
I think this is morally not okay, which I'd be like, well,
you're a doctor. I'm not herefor your moral opinion. I mere for

(01:19:23):
your medical opinion. And if that'syour standards, that's fine. There's got
a The number of them that I'mshocked is what I'm shocked by, Right,
I'm not shocked that a doctor saidno to procedure. I'm shocked by
the sheer number that you can goyou can read about that have been blocked
from happening. Ultimately, this twentytwo year old I don't know anybo that's
gotten reversal. I can't think ofanybody that's changed their minds. The things

(01:19:45):
I knew at twenty two and thethings that I know now are dramatically different.
Right, So I would caution youthat maybe it's not the best decision,
But then again, we want allthe wars free world. You as
a mail are allowed to do anythingyou want with your body, so as
long as your doctor's okay with it. Apparently, so go ahead if you
think that that's the best thing,because there is a reversal, but be

(01:20:06):
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emails you can always email us,and this one says, guys, I
work as a receptionist at an oiland gas business here in town. We've
been doing interviews for one of thehigher up positions. As you can imagine,

(01:20:58):
I see the candidates first. Oneof the candidates candidates was really rude
to me and was rude when heleft too. What I want your opinion
on is do I tell the peopleconducting the interview or do I keep out
of it. She interviews or heinterviews them too. Sounds me like they're
the receptionist and they see them firsthand. Yeah, guys, I work as

(01:21:19):
a receptionist at an oil and gasbusiness here in town. We've been doing
interviews for one of the higher uppositions. As you can imagine, I
see them first as the receptionist.One of the candidates was really rude to
me and was rude when he left. What I want your opinion on is
do I tell the people conducting theinterview or do I keep out of it.
When I was going to good oldAmerican Broadcasting school, right, one

(01:21:42):
of the things that they told uswhen we're going out looking for jobs being
nice to the receptionist. It feelsalong the lines of don't rate people pretty
right, Like you should just knowto be nice, especially on a job
interview. They are the first personthat you see before you see anybody else,
before you see any manage man oranybody else that works there. You
see the receptionist. You hand themtheir resume and all this stuff. So

(01:22:06):
I was told it wouldn't hurt tojust be kind to them. You don't
have to kiss ass or anything,but don't be rude. Yeah, aren't
they always like the eyes and earsof all businesses? Right? Are they?
Usually? Anywhere I've worked, they'vealways been they've been the punchline,

(01:22:27):
right, They're they're not smart enoughto get it. No, they've either
been not smart enough to have somethingelse. You're like, oh, the
receptionist can't figure it out. That'snever happened anywhere you've worked. They've always
been like they know everything. No, I've always considered them the eyes and
ears because, like give me said, they see everyone first, right,
they hear all see y'all. Yeah, but they're not They're stuck at their

(01:22:50):
desk. They're not back in theon the coffee room right right? Or
are they are? They they're back. They're just quiet as a church mouse,
just soaking up everything all the gossip. Doesn't share anything, but just
soaks it all in and then usesit for ammunition later. Yeah. I

(01:23:11):
think receptionists are treated rude all thetime. You think so. Yes,
people are very rude to receptionists becausethey're the gatekeepers. No, they're gatekeepers
right, That is literally their jobis like nope, you cannot pass,
which is all the more reason whyyou should be nice to them. If
do you want to pass, quitbeing a dick. Yeah makes sense to

(01:23:32):
me anyway. And just being nicein general, I think is a good
rule of thumb for life. Butwhatever tweeches their own. Usually the receptionist
is an entry level position sometimes youknow, saved for people fresh out of
college or couldn't make it in cosmetology, score whatever, trying to make it

(01:23:53):
in the world. It's pretty tech, says always asks the receptionist and cleaner.
They see it all, know itall. Kind of along the lines
of, well, Lindsay's talking tobreakfast club, get out of here.
I'm the US and ears of thisinstitution. My friend text comes in.
It's not your position to provide input. Your job is to show them the

(01:24:14):
door. Well, I mean notlike you're fired, Yeah, right,
door right. Your job is tobe like, h may I help you?
I've got a ten thirty with misterSmith. Yeah. Would you want
to if you were the one conductingthe interviews and that candidate was rude Lindsay,
would you want the receptionist to tellyou yes? What about you,
gimpy? I think yeah, absolutely, because I mean, you made it.

(01:24:38):
That was your very first impression steppinginto the door the you know,
the building, okay, trying toget a job at this place. That
was your very first impression. Andthen your second impression goes on into the
management, the interview or whoever.Right, but you're rude to the very
first person you walked into the door. I'd like to know, Hey,
man, they were rude to me? Well, what do you mean where

(01:24:59):
they were rude to They call youa bitch, you call your names whatever?
You see what I'm saying, right, And that might might determine,
you know, what happens with thisjob. How rude were you or you
see what I'm saying? I wouldwant to know. Yeah, that doesn't
mean what they're saying is true,right, but I would want to know
if that you are putting on anact in front of me so far for

(01:25:23):
the interview, you are not puttingon an act in front of the resect.
You should be absolutely absolutely the momentyou walk through the door, you
should have it. You should haveyour best acting performance on right. This
text here says, like at thedoctor or whatever, what do we do
if the receptionist is rude? Dowe tell their boss or do we stay

(01:25:44):
out of it? Reversing the question, Well, no, that's stupid.
You're not a quality control person,right, you ain't even got the job
yet. Yeah, and they're notthere to impress you, which is what
you're trying to do to get ajob. I'd like this place. This
place is great, but that ladyat the front desk is a bitch.
Reasonable answer, speaking up as agood idea. A person's character is revealed

(01:26:08):
by how they treat people who can'tdo anything for them. Nuclear answer.
Time to fire up the character assassination. Find some extreme porn that they dropped
in the lobby. As an owner, I would want to know. I
want people who respect everyone, eventhe lower jobs. Yes, that's fair.
I mean that's all good and dandy, right. Who doesn't want that?

(01:26:31):
But that doesn't mean that's what happens. People put on an act,
right. I work for a truckand company, and our receptions is the
know about everything. She hears allthe dirt and is seemingly the company therapist.
Another one, maybe she was abitch. Doesn't matter. You're there
for a job. You need tobe on your best behavior, right and

(01:26:51):
what you're so fragile you can't handlesomebody being a bitch to you. Maybe
they were having a bad day.Listener email from somebody who says, as
I work as a receptionist at anoil and gas business here in town.
We've been conducting interviews for one ofthe higher up positions. As you can
imagine, as the receptionist, Isee them first. One of the candidates
was really rude to me and wasrude when he left. What I want

(01:27:13):
your opinion on is do I tellthe people conducting the interview or do I
keep out of it? Lindsay,absolutely speak up and you can just ask
how are the interviews going? Doyou have a favorite boy that so and
so? How'd that one go?Because he was kind of rude when he
came in, Yeah, and whenhe left. Just so you know,
you did the thing of why peoplethink the secretaries are the receptionist or whoever's

(01:27:39):
in that role at the front desk, is the therapist or the eyes and
ears because they go nosing around inpeople's business. How was it? Who's
your favorite? Who are you lookingat? What do you think? Gi
me? I think he you know, just go ahead and tell him,
Hey, this person was rude tome. I don't know if it's going
to affect your decision on hiring theperson. That's just how I felt and
I didn't like it, and thenjust leave it at that. Yeah,

(01:28:00):
I wouldn't go tell them. Ijust did an email, Okay, very
passive. It's not passive, it'sinformative and documented. Right, that's it.
Okay, just so you know,you know, Corbyn was here.
He was really rude. He threwmy magazines all over and uh, you
know, wouldn't take a seat whenI asked him to whatever, explain in

(01:28:24):
detail of what's happened, right,and then it's documented and that's it.
Right. Just because you tell themdoesn't mean anything. If they if he
had a million dollars in sales,which is five hundred thousand more than the
previous person they're trying to replace,they're not gonna care. Sometimes you gotta
be rude to get to the top. Good morning, It's the Big Man

(01:28:53):
Morning Show four six zero kmod Itold you a couple of days ago about
Vanillo Cavalcanti or whatever, that guythat escaped from prison in Pennsylvania. Yea,
and he evaded police across a lineand he was like hey, like
they had a perimeter and the policewere like, listen, we're doing the

(01:29:15):
best we can here and they werelike, there's four hundred to you.
There's one of him, and hesaid, yeah, we did not to
make excuses, but excuses excuses,right, but I can't even that doesn't
mean just because there's more of youthat you can stop him anyway. So
he got up now they say he'sgot a gun. Okay, and he
also got in a shootout with ahomeowner. And good news though, because

(01:29:40):
Dog the Bounty Hunter has said thathe is going to join the man hunt
for this guy. Question how oldis Dog the Bounty Hunter. I'm gonna
go sixty seven, Okay, Gimpie'llsay seventy three. You're both incorrect,

(01:30:00):
but both close seventy. He sayshe's been keeping a close eye on the
hunt for this suspected murderer and ifthings continue to go sound for law enforcement
as they try to cashure him,he will jump in. Okay. First
of all, seven year old manain't jumping in. He ain't jumping nowhere.
I think they've said now that thisserial killer has changed his look what

(01:30:21):
three times now since he's I mean, he's shaved, he cut his hair
short. Beyond that, I don'tknow what else he's he's changed. I
don't think he pony boid it.I would definitely color my hair right.
If you don't know how the bigbuy a box to die at the drug
store, Yeah, I don't thinkhe can go into a drug store lens.

(01:30:44):
Yeah, that's true. They're lookingfor him cameras and stuff he wanted
posters. Yeah, yeah, tendsto slow things down. Now I might
take a hostage and have them gobuy it for me, but I'm taking
a giant risk doing that. Absolutely. I think he's got to stay in
like off the grid. Movement islife, and you got to start getting
to a secluded place. Let see, then that's they got dogs, so

(01:31:09):
like you've got to be diligent.You gotta throw them off with your scent.
Yeah. Water, If they cantract water, Smith and end me
a state, go ahead. Whatabout water. It's got to get to
water, so the dogs. Soit throws off the dogs the scent.
But once he do, once he'sin the water, stay there, swim
around, you know, wrinkly askin will get. That is not an

(01:31:30):
ideal situation. Load management could bebecome a thing of the past in the
NBA. According to ESPN, theNBA is expected to pass more stringent rules

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and punishments to limit the resting ofstar players for nationally televised and in season
tournament games and instances of multiple AllStars sitting out individual regular season games.
A plan was recommended which would ultimatelygive the league office authority for greater oversight
over discipline from missed games, andan ability to find teams over one million

(01:32:18):
dollars for each instance of violating restingrules. The Cavaliers are bringing back a
member of their twenty sixteen NBA Championshipteam. The Athletic reports Cleveland is finalizing
a one year deal with senator TristanThompson. The thirty two year old will
return to the Calves after most recentlyplaying in six postseason games with Lebron James

(01:32:41):
and the Lakers. Thompson left Clevelandafter the twenty nineteen twenty season and has
spent time with five teams since then. And a Washington State judge has issued
a temporary restraining order to prevent universitiesthat are leaving the PAC twelve from taking
parts in a board meeting this week. Washington's State University in Oregon State University,
the last two schools in the PACtwelve, argued the departing schools would

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have a conflict of interest. ThePAC twelve by laws state that if a
member announces they're leaving, they automaticallylose their seat on the board of governors.
WSU and OSU do not want thePAC twelve to be dissolved in the
event they decide to add schools andrebuild the conference. And that's your balls
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I thought he just killed his girlfriendand that Cavalcanti guy. So he
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bacon because it's just want to bebacon, but it'll never ever be true
bacon. Gimban. Uh, Igotta kill off that Canadian bacon. It's
just it's really it's the worst outof the three choices that we have here.

(01:35:54):
Okay, so go now get don'tnobody to like it any ham?
I had to look it up.What do you think the different is between
Canadian bacon and ham smaller pieces?There is a difference than or slices.
Maybe it's not the vessel or howit's cut. It just comes from Canada.
Two different and does not come fromCanada. Yeah, it's saltier.

(01:36:16):
Ham comes from the hind leg,while Canadian bacon is crafted from porkloin.
Oh, I'll be damned. Inever knew. And I think I just
call it bacon. I don't thinkthey're trying to pass it off as bacon.
It's no more bacon than ham is. It's just not good at all
whatsoever. So what was your I'mkilling off the Canadian bacon. I guess

(01:36:39):
I'm gonna have sex with sausage.Yeah, and the bake bacon makes everything
better, so I'm keeping that onein my life. I'm banging bacon.
Bacon does not know the term monogamy. Too many people love it, So
a bang bacon, okay, Andand I'm marrying Canadian bacon. They'll just

(01:37:01):
be glad that I'm around because someonewants them right. And then I'll just
kill off sausage. Fair enough?Yes, uh Canadian sympathizer this says,
so we're going to use a fugitivethat has a warrant in Mexico named Dog
the Bounty Hunter to catch another fugitive. Yep, I mean, does Dog

(01:37:25):
the Bounty Hunter have a warrant inMexico? Oh yeah, I did not
know that. Oh yeah, hewas like a bad guy turned good guys.
Oh yeah, I knew that thatbackstory. I didn't know he had
like active warrants in Mexico or whatever. But okay, listen, takes one
to know one. Right. Tocatch fugitive, you gotta think like a
fugitive or be a fugitive. Intwo thousand and seven, he was that

(01:37:47):
he dodged extradition to Mexico when ajudge dismissed the case. Okay, so
he's not wanted in Mexico anymore.I don't know, and don't you're enough.
It's Dog the Bounty Hunter seven.That was like the height of his
career, right it was seventeen yearsago. How great would it be if

(01:38:15):
he finds him? Though? Eventhat, I'd be like, Okay,
I wouldn't care. I wouldn't belike, well, you better put some
respect on his name. His name'sDog the bounty hunter. He married a
woman that looks just like his deadwife. Yeah, well he's got a

(01:38:38):
type. Yeah, not the roleof a type. Yeah, he doesn't
have a time. She looks exactlythe same word. She like worked for
him or whatever. Right, Andthen when Beth was dying, he's like,
hey, how are you doing whenapplying deodorant? How many times do
you wipe the stick back and forth? Lindsay, I use air slcan,

(01:39:05):
so I spray? Okay? Howlong are you a sprayer? Une your
environment? Ruiner? So? Two? Yeah? Two sprays? Okay?
How about you gimpie? Hold on. I'm gonna write this down before every
kid they say I'm sorry. Recountthe conversation. It says, do you

(01:39:35):
swipe the stick back and forth whenapplying the oordorn? How many times do
you swipe the stick back and forth? I don't go back and forth.
I go up and down. Sowmany times do you do that? I
go one? Two three on eachpit? Okay, two three on each
pick? Gives me great coverage.Make sure that I got all of it
deodorized. I don't wear deodorn atall, or to persburn. You just

(01:40:00):
just out here hanging out, beingall in that raw. Huh. I
don't stink, says you. Doyou think I stink? I don't smell
your you're close to me. Idon't think it's your blood, now that
does? I think I've been prettygood. I haven't farted a lot since
you've been here. Have you eversmelled my gas? You're lucky? I

(01:40:24):
don't think so. Yeah, that'sweird. Well, I don't that you
don't use deodorant, orient to purstparantor anything like that. You're probably right.
Growing up, did you use itat all? Yeah? So what
what what happened to cause the turn? Yeah? Uh? I answered this
question? Why why I put ondeodorant? I don't know something about stinky

(01:40:48):
pits? I don't stink. Whatabout after jiu jitsu? Yeah, that's
a good point. You're sweating itup, you know those guys rolling around.
I mean anytime you do anything whereyou you're super sweaty. Sure,
but I go home and shower,yeah, or I take off sweaty clothes.
Right. No, that's what I'mtelling you. What I do right?

(01:41:10):
Right? Sure? So right afteryour workout, do you start smelling.
I mean no more, I meanyeah, I would think so because
I'm sweaty, very sweaty. Doyou work a loans or body spray Corbin.
That's the text that came in.If I'm going out, I might
do it or a little spray itsprits okay. But yeah, I'm not
saying wait, when I'm going out, I'll put on some colone. But

(01:41:32):
it's definitely deodorant every day, everyday, every day. Now if so,
if like Lindsay was like, yo, you are ripe, I'd be
like, oh man, and Iwould check myself. Now at the end
of the day, I've been like, whoa, right, But it's not.
Nobody's ever told me I've got abody odor issue? Right? What

(01:41:56):
about like on the hottest day ofsummer, if you know you're going to
be outside for long your time,will you put on deodorant? Then?
I don't own deodorant. Oh wow, not a single stick in it or
a spray cand No, nothing aboutthat. Now does your lady wear the
deodorant? Because you guys share toothbrushor whatever, so I'm thinking that you
guys are kind of wanting the samewhen it comes to personal hygiene. Nah,

(01:42:18):
yeah, I think she does.I've never really paid attention. I've
never gotten close. I'm not againstit. Like if she did, I'd
be fine with it. We're done. I could not. There's no way
I could go a day with youbecause deodorant. Some people, their body
just naturally stinks. And that's nota pick on, right, So maybe
maybe you've just felt insecure about thesmell you produce. No, it's not

(01:42:42):
even about smell. It's about sweating. Yeah, but I'm not trying to
stop sweating. Oh well, whenI sweat, it will start to smell.
In my mind, it is notgood to stop yourself from sweating natural
Still, I will pit out,it'll still like I've seen it, but
it doesn't smell. Then it's yeah, well, deodoran won't stop you from

(01:43:05):
sweating. Antiperspet will. But I'mjust saying, like some people, sweat
just stinks because of biology, food, you eat whatever, right, And
I personally don't feel like mine does. Maybe it does, and people are
just too pussy to tell me.Get in there, lindsay, stick your
nose in his pit, give hima good whip. I don't need to.

(01:43:25):
That's a fun idea because I havenot put any on. Huh.
Okay, here, hold don't holdon. You had to check himself real
quick. Now, he's got totake off his hoodie that he's been sweating
in all morning long. Off withthe shirt. All right, Okay,
lindsay come over here, get inthere. Nothing, get in there,

(01:43:49):
nothing at all. Hunks smell likeskin, yes, okay, smell like
skin, yes, and not dirtyskin clean like just and I showered last
night. Yeah, because he doesn'tshower in the morning. I showered last
night, and I'm a sweater atnight. Okay. Text here says a
little manscaping under the arms does alot for odor control. That is true.

(01:44:13):
That's true. That is Yeah,you do have to shrim your pits.
S See, I can smell.I can smell myself, like I
can smell a stinch right now.Maybe I'm just very super conscious of it.
You know what you're you're looking solike, yeah, yeah, come
here, get in there, Getin there. Oh, that's not spinky

(01:44:33):
to me. That does not smellsink. Girl, that's bo that's not
You've just raised too many boys.Okay, yeah, that could be it
too. That is she's knows blindto the scent of a man. A
man smells like that smells like bothough to me, just bought un.

(01:45:00):
I mean that's yeah, no bodyodor. Bo is body odor, right
right, shrek. There are peoplethat like good God, yeah, yeah,
like bro, but some people they'resweat also stink super bad. Yeah.
I just was like, why amI spending this money on deodorant?
Couldn't find what I liked, andI was just like, why am I

(01:45:21):
spending this money on this? SoI just stopped buying it. That makes
sense. I've been using the samedeodorant for twenty something years, well,
same brand, not the same stick. This is an interesting text. Gimpy
is able to associate an odor witha person. He has stated that on
air, I am, what's Corbyn'swhat's Corbyn's odor? Yeah, okay,

(01:45:44):
I guess I really haven't. Ihaven't been close enough to you to smell
like what your natural body odor is. Like I can tell DC when he
walks in the building, whether it'shis body wash, cologne, after shait,
whatever he uses. I know whenhe's in the building, in the
room, has been in a roomor whatever. What about lindsay, does
she have a smell? Probably?Probably, but again, I haven't been

(01:46:06):
close enough or round enough to beable to tell. She's not like she
wear there's a lot of perfumes oranything like that either. Now she doesn't
the gal that was there before her. Yeah. Well, and when you
have cotton candy vape, that alsoright? Right? Right? So yeah,
I guess I should. I shouldpay attention a little bit more,
right, or you're losing it?Maybe I am happens with age? Uh

(01:46:30):
uh Oh they want you to smellme too, Gimpy, I can smell
you from here, says I'm awelder and only wear deodorant during the summer.
My well, wife tells me,I don't stink. Also, okay,
start a club. Wait, isn'tgimby the super smell or get gimpy
the smell? How often do youwash your hair every day? Anytime I
take a shower, I wash myhair absolutely every three days. Yeah,

(01:46:53):
that's not uncommon for people with longhair. Yeah right? Do you wash
your hair every day? Gimpy?Every day? Every day? Every time
I take a shower, I'm washingthe hair, even the beard. Oh
yeah, I know, because foodgets stuck in there. I'm a smoker,
you know what I mean? SoI got I got to wash that
stuff, man, and I havebeard wash right, and I don't even
have a bit like what Gimby's dealing. Back in two thousand and six,

(01:47:15):
I used old spice gel. Itchemical burnt my pits. My pits didn't
sweat again until like last year.Wow, I use the name stuff must
be something in your body. Allright, here we go, Attention listeners,
It's time to get a coordinated campaignwhere we every time we encounter corbyan
in the wild, we need tocomment that he's got bo. Why do

(01:47:39):
you want me to be a partof your indoctor nation? That's a weird
cult thing. People are just gonnastart sending sticks of deodor ran up to
the station, you know. AttentionCorbyn Piers favorite brand of shoes Nike Rebox
Sketchers. What about you, Lindsay. It doesn't have to be one of
those, It can be wherever.Oh, I like anything from J Cole.

(01:48:03):
I love J Cole shoes. Isthat a brand or a store?
It's a store and they sell alot of Birkenstocks. I do like Birkenstock.
You are a Birkenstocks girl for sure. Yeah, especially in the summer.
When a time, it varies,and for tennis shoes, I don't
really have a favorite. I dolike Nike, but it's hard for me

(01:48:25):
to find the right pair because myfeet I have such a high oh insert,
so yeah, it's hard to findgibas. I am Adidas guy most
of the time. I've recently gotteninto Converse and I'm liking those, but
I like the the like hard leathershoes right as opposed to like a clock

(01:48:50):
type of material, So finding thoseand Chucks is a little bit difficult.
I do have this pair now andI found him, like, this is
awesome, But I don't like mysocks getting so I don't use I don't,
I don't. I don't do classshoes. Probably it goes back and
forth between Crocs like I wear themost is what I'm going with Crocs and

(01:49:14):
Nikes and air Force one seems tobe what I'm wearing a lot of,
and followed closely by Chuck Taylor's lowtop Chuck Taylors, which I like a
lot because they're really I think they'rereally comfortable, but it give me's right.
If you any drop of rain,I'm suddenly at Niagara Falls, I'm
dealing with wet socks, which isnot awesome. Let's see, where's another

(01:49:36):
one here? Have you guys seenPoisoned The Truth about Your Food on Nutflix?
Makes you think, but it's goodlindsay, I have not seen it,
but do nuts have Netflix? No, and I probably won't watch it
because it'll be Jesus and the toastat that point. Documentaries are rarely fair,

(01:50:00):
right, they have an agenda.They're trying to promote their agenda.
Very rarely do you see a documentarygo this is what we thought, and
then as we were doing the documentary, we're like, wow, we're way
wrong. Changed our minds. Yeah, so you don't see very many nine
to eleven conspiracy videos going. Man, for sure, this is what we
thought about happen with lug. Youknow what we were wrong? Should be

(01:50:23):
a flat earth documentary that they arelike, woo, yeah, right,
just doesn't. It just doesn't workthat way. Right. Let's see here.
Okay, what's the worst smell inthe world, lindsay, probably vomit.

(01:50:49):
Yeah, when I smell vomited,it makes me vomit. It's pretty
bad. Yeah, it's awful.Gimpy vomit is pretty bad, But There's
something about if you've got dogs insideyour house and you open up that door
after being at work all day,and that smell of them crapping somewhere in

(01:51:13):
the house on the floor and theircandle, whatever that gets you. You're
just like, no, thank you. It's a dog cram. Rotten shrimp
carcasses makes sense. Some people likeit. When we had the wheel,
we would put them in zip blockbags and leave them on the window sill,

(01:51:35):
and that would be a punishment.Remember, oh, this is going
way back. Cheese. Yeah,we put a kind of cheese and set
it in the window for a year. Yeah, and then would make people
open it up and whip it.It was so bad the worst we had
to get rid of it because itwas permonating into the hall through the airtight

(01:51:58):
door. This was one of mybroader moments. Yeah, cat cat feces
is also pretty gnarly or urine.Yeah, pumping out of porta John,
I'll believe you. Oh yeah,that's a that takes a special person to
do that job. All right,this could be our last one. If
something happened and you lost your joband radio wasn't an option, what would

(01:52:24):
your avenue of employment be teaching,like go full time or be a super
well probably I like third or fourth, third or fourth. They need less
help, their minds are working,they can work in groups. And if
they're still really cute and they stilllike to give hugs and it's funny,

(01:52:46):
age gimby up something. I'm actuallyseriously thinking about doing. Open a bar.
Oh, open a bar. Okay, that sounds like a horrible idea,
all right, all right, itsounds like a great idea actually,
But there's been a couple of people, like within the last couple of weeks,
you know, and it's really weirdhow things time up and synchronize in
the universe. They're like, youshould open a bar. And it's something

(01:53:09):
I thought about in the past.But I'm thinking, you know, after
several people tell me kind of likehow I ended up here, After several
people tell me, maybe the universeis trying to tell me something. Bodie
mcboat face was the name of thebar. I'm just like, maybe we
should think about opening it up foreverybody too to do. Right, might
as well something in psychology or socialwork. I think that would be pretty

(01:53:30):
fun. Helping people sounds awesome.All right, we gotta take a break
when we come back. This weekendis scott Fest and we're gonna talk all
about it. You're listening to theBig Mad Morning Show. This is Tulsa's
Morning shown kmo D. Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Shown eight

(01:54:04):
four six zero k m O D. Can also text BMMS and then what
you want to say to eight twonine four five Lindsay, is gonna be
a little busy this week and aren'tyou? I am tell everybody what you're
gonna be doing. Well. I'mgonna be at scott Fest this weekend at
the Broken Arrow Event Complex and thisis this will be my third year at

(01:54:24):
scott Fest. But Steve is inthe studio with us from scott Fest and
this is what annual year is atfor scott Fest. This would be a
forty fourth year. Forty fourth year. You look great for that age,
by the way. Yeah, thePiccoline probably has helped a little bit,
right, absolutely, that's right.The whiskey tasting you you brought us a

(01:54:45):
bottle. I brought in Annihilis andIowa and Ila and what does that mean?
So it's one of the six regionsof Scotland. The stronger whisky it's
nicer whisky in the ladder of beinginterr deuced. Where does this fit on
the ladder, I'd say it's probablya bit midway. Okay, Well,
it's not the bottom of the ladder, like the worst of the worst.

(01:55:08):
Well worst, you wouldn't if you'retrying on the ladder, you wouldn't want
to be on the worst. Iwant to start at the bottom and work
my way up to the top.That's kind of where my ladders at.
I'd be worried, I'd be deterred. That's kind of why we do on
whisky tastings the way we do.We start off with a bourbon, then
we'll have a bland discotch, andthen we'll move into some of the regions
getting a little bit stronger. What'sthe mistake people make when they're trying bourbons

(01:55:29):
or scotches that that you guys aretrying to avoid, just the getting a
really nasty one, or because theyall work. Let's be honest. I
don't know if it's a nasty one, but a lot of people will start
off with a La Froic and thatone can kind of put you off right
off the bott. Yeah, it'sa great whiskey, though, what do
you like about what you brought today? I favor the I Love whiskey or
space whisky. So this is adecent whiskey. Yeah. I'm always a

(01:55:53):
fan of people when they want tointroduce something to me, they give me
their preference. Right, They're gonnaspeak more intelligently about it. They're gonna
have more of a passion for itrather than like, ah, they say
this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. So scott Fest
is this week in forty fourth,like Lindsay was saying, uh, and
you guys are doing a specially.If you buy stuff online, parking and

(01:56:15):
tickets, you get to save alittle bit of money. Yeah, and
that that applies right up to theminute you walk up to the gates.
Save yourself some time, buy itup front, save yourself some money too.
Yeah. And you can do allthat at the website. Okay,
scott festu dot com and we haveeverything family event. Right. There's so
much going on. I don't evenknow where to start, right because each

(01:56:35):
day something is highlighted that you guysare trying to focus on. Friday as
example, I know, is oneof the big games day. Right,
Well, Friday, we have theNovice Highland Games. So if you've never
done it before, this is atime to to, you know, get
signed up and be part of that. How would I do that? If
if I was interested into the HighlandGames, the Novice Higland Games, what

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do I need to do? Andalso what are those? So you would
you would sign up one? Okay, scoffest dot com say where you can
buy tickets everything else but the HighlandGames. So there's there's nine different games
events from tossing the cable or thebig telegraph pole as folks know, or
wait for distance, wait over barsheaf toss Just did you say sheep?
Toss? Sheaf? What's a sheaf? It's it's like a burl up sack.

(01:57:18):
Oh, I'd rather toss a sheepthe pole? How much does that
pole weigh? It varies, butit could be about one seventy five and
they hold so the correct if I'veseen it correctly, it's you hold you
kind of clamp your hands together andhold it like I'm carrying a keg,
except I'm clamping my hands together,right, And how many steps do you

(01:57:40):
get to take? Does it matter? It doesn't matter too much as long
as you're balance and you're ready andthen you've got a tippet over. That's
the trend, right, Yeah,some people make the mistake, they're just
gonna heave it. But the goalis to get it to kind of tumble
over itself, fumble over itself.And then the points are based off of
how far off of twelve o'clock itmakes. Wow, you say it's one
hundred and seventy five pounds, thoseare they can be. It's a small
person, man, what's a regularperson? You need to change you We

(01:58:03):
have a challenge game of this.I think it's twenty four feet and about
two hundred and twenty five dang.Yeah. Uh, And so if you're
a novice you want to be partof that's on Friday, right and the
professionals, well, so we've gotdifferent classes. We'll have the man's a
class on Friday. Saturday, wehave the Women's Amateur World Championships. We've

(01:58:25):
got he's coming over from the UK, Europe, Kindada, the US all
competing, so that'll be quiet.Yeah, this is a big deal.
It's it's one of the biggest inthe world. Right. Yeah. I
think we're a few athletes short ofbeing able to call us the biggest Highland
Games athletics program, but we're closed. When you talk to people about scott
Fest in like, uh in Januaryas you're planning, and you're like,
no, we got one of thebiggest ones and they've never heard of it?

(01:58:46):
Is it? Or is it isthe Oklahoma Scottish Festival? Is it
well known? I think we're workingon it. Every time we hear that
they haven't heard of us, wejust have to try harder next time,
right, No, that's a greatattitude, because that's pretty cool. We're
lucky to have something like that happeningright here in Oklahoma this week and just
over in Broken Arrow, Okay,scott Fest dot com. Last year,

(01:59:06):
I learned how to do the taberTabor Tabor toss. And what am I
going to learn on Friday? I'mgonna have to speak to my a D
on that one. Yeah, Imean I did it pretty well. And
what and and that one was theover the head right, yes, okay,

(01:59:28):
yeah I did that last year.Okay, didn't get a tumble over
itself? Yes, I did it. I did it pretty pretty damn well.
I was pretty proud of myself.Yeah, and so and whatever,
I'm gonna learn this year. I'mgoing to record it and I'm gonna put
it up on our Facebook page becauseit was so much fun learning those.
So, yeah, whatever you wantto learn on Friday, you can.

(01:59:48):
You can do it if you're anovice like I was. If I can
do it, anyone can do it. It's not something you have to train
for then, right, Steve.Anybody can just show up a little bit.
But yeah, I'm sure some ofthe athletes might have a problem with
that. Yeah, but that's thepoint of doing it on Friday with the
Navis, right, so you getit telling it and if they can't make

(02:00:09):
it out for the festival to doit, there are there's a local group
called Tulsa Celtic Throwers and they gettogether almost a weekly basis and practice and
learn and stuff. So it's alsowe had to introduce it's fun park and
ride something that's really important too.It's a chance to kind of not have
to deal with the congestion of theparking at the event. Right, Can
you speak a little bit to parkand ride for scott Fest this weekend?
Yes, we were. We havepark and ride between River Spirit Casino Resort

(02:00:32):
on the event running every hour onthe hour, and then we're doing the
same thing from the promenade mall area, which is new this year, so
hopefully that'll help encourage people to travelin a little bit further. All this
informations at okay scott Fest dot com. We've mentioned the games, we've mentioned
the whiskey. We know what elseis going to be their beer? Of
course, right absolutely, what's thebeer representation look like? So we have

(02:00:54):
a good selection of domestic beers,but we also bring in Scottish beers,
British Beers Tenants being one of them, which is probably the biggest lag or
beer in Scotland. And then we'vegot Bellhaven Block which is kind of an
equivalent to Guinness, maybe arguably bettersome other ales and things like that,
so it should be a good selation. All this is happening at the Broken

(02:01:14):
Arrow Events Complex, will just rideacross the Creek Turnpike from NSU. Again
Okay scott Fest dot com for allthe details on this music as well.
Yeah, we've got three full livemusic stages. We're bringing in some U
Bonds coming down from Canada into thehigas, We're bringing in the Young Dubliners
again and then we're flying a bondin specifically from Scotland to a lot another
dynamic to the festivals. It's reallycool. Make sure you're buying your tickets

(02:01:38):
ahead of time to save someone eventhe parking passes. But kids twelve and
under a free, which I thinkis an excellent way to save a little
bit of money and get out thereand have a family event. And you
guys have VIP tickets available okay scottFest dot com. What do I get
with a VIP ticket or VP?We get sort of catered food that's based
on Scottish or British styles specifically,and then we've got beer tokens. There's

(02:02:00):
air conditioned toilets, there's we'll havethe football games on on the screens as
well for those who just can't misstheir game. Right, and all this
again it is available okay scott Festdot com. And you're doing a happy
hour Friday, Yes, sir,five to seven half price beers. That
doesn't suck at all, right,uh, And the we actually have a
pair of VIP tickets that we're goingto give away with whiskey tasting. What

(02:02:21):
day is the whiskey tasting. Thewhiskey taste with the giveawheel be you Saturday?
Sorry with the giveaway. Yeah,but are there whiskey tastings every day?
Yeah? We go Friday Friday evening, two on Saturday, and one
on Sunday afternoon. So make sureyou go to the website. Okay,
scott fest dot com. Make sureyou take advantage of the park and ride
for free parking from River Spire,Casino and the Promenade mall. All will

(02:02:42):
be labeled appropriately outside those facilities,so you know where to go. All
right, let's do the whiskey there? What do you? What do you?
What is the name again? Youbrought? This is an isla whiskeys
McClellan's okay, and what should SoI'm gonna try to remember this is not
my back. So jump in,lindsay there's peat moss, right or is
that different? Well? Yeah,this one, this whiskey will be a

(02:03:06):
little bit peaty, a little bitsmoky, okay. And the process to
make it is they are smoking likethey turn the pep like set the peat
moss on fire. They'll smoke themolten yea. I sorry, no,
you're guy who can take that toOkay? And so when I taste this

(02:03:26):
walk me through this as if youwere and telling me how to do this
for the first time. What shouldI just give a nice whiff yep okay,
okay, smells really nice. Okay, and then just shoot it or
just we don't shoot Scotch. Okay, broke, So take a drink and
then just let it sit and okay, very smooth. It is smooth.

(02:03:57):
There's that smoky right, you gotit? Yeah, it's got a nice
starters floor. Wow, there's anotherphase of that smokey wow, okay,
brightfast the champions by the end ordo you need a break? Like?
Are you like I'm not doing anymore? No more whiskey? Well, that's
why we only do four tastings.There's only so much time to do.

(02:04:19):
Do you have to have a differentperson for each one, Like there's no
way they're doing all of them.No. We actually had a whiskey master
comn years ago and we had ninetastings and by the end of the weekend
he was done. So I'm neverdoing a second in Oklahoma heat. So
how many? How many different whiskiesat each tasting? So there's usually six.
We'll start off with the bourbon andthen we'll go over to a blend

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which you could either be an Irishor a Canadian or Scottish blend, and
then we'll pick four of the sixregions in Scotland and we'll get Smoky or
Impedia as we go through it andbuild on your palet. Somebody send a
text in and they said, ifthere's a training facility or group I can
join to be able to compete nextyear? And how do you find out
about those? Is it the bestjust to come out to the scott Fest
and talk to some of the competitors. You can do that, or you

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can go to Facebook page Tulsa CelticThrowers and just send them a message and
they'll invite you and they're a greatgroup of people. They'll welcome you in.
We'll show you all the different techniquesand how to do it. Yeah.
The thing that I've always learned aboutany of those groups that train for
a bigger event is they also arereally good at socializing after the training most
sometimes during, but after the trainingprocess. Do I have that accurate,

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accurate man? Scott Fest a traditionthat happens in this community. We're lucky
to have at forty fourth year.Congratulations, Okay, scott Fest dot com.
Make sure you go online and buyyour park and tickets and your tickets
to get in in advance. Tosave some money, Kids twelve and under
are free Happy Hour Friday only fromfive to seven for half price offt beer.

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Everything you need to know about scottFest. Okay, scott Fest dot
com and Lindsay'll be out there allweekend as well. Thanks so much for
joining us, man, I appreciateit. Thank you. Take a break
and we'll be back. If you'relistening to the Big Man Morning Show,
this is Tulsa's morning show. Goodmorning. It's the Big Man Morning Show

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in that website. Okay, scottFest. If you're planning on going out
this weekend, Lindsay, what youlearned today? I learned that I'm going
to be whiskey wasted this weekend.It scott Fest. And Gimpy may smell
like a man, Buddy showers likea woman. Gimpy, What'd you learned
today? I learned that if youever run a phone, law just to

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go swimming. And I also learnedthat Lindsay is a sprayer. I learned
when I got a vasecto me Ididn't expect any change but I did feel
vast difference. And I also learnedGimpy told me the name of his bar.
It's going to be called hole inthe Wall. And make sure that
dishwashers loaded right stout tracking my ththis give me. I'm sorry, Daddy.

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We try boys. I found thebest bar names. Oh yeah,

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fun, I don't think you cantake I mean you can definitely steal it.
Yeah you know it's already kind ofused. But maybe a trigger should
just be an avenue you go down. And John Taffer's in this involved in
this list. So the guy thatdoes the bar rescue yell at people.
Yeah, that's been on TV alot lately and I've been watching it.

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I never really got into it before, but like I said, back and
watching, I'm like, okay,it's it's it's an all right show.
I want to I want to.Like. I love seeing like Family Guy
or The Simpsons, like their firstcouple episodes because you can see how the
show evolved and like a short amountof time. I'm always curio curious on
Bar Rescue. How many episodes didit take before they realize they're gonna have
the fluorescence on because it's always sobright. Yeah, and no bar looks

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good with the lights on. No, not at all. Hell, I
was just at the pump last weekor whatever, typical and they had the
overhead light on over the table thatI said it and I sat down for
three hours before I finally decided toturn it off. I was like,
something isn't right right, something justdoesn't seem right, and I go click.

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Yeah. So this one is calledAtomic Liquors. Okay for this more
like a liquor store, but okay, I mean, but for the name
of a bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, liquors you're thinking spirits one.
Yeah, Ray's Happy Birthday bar?Okay, Okay, Lee Harvey's,

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which is a great bar name inone city particular. I've been there actually,
when I went down to Corpus,I stopped at Lee Harvey's in Dallas
and had a beer. And it'sa small little hole in the wall.
Did you plan for that? Like, Okay, I needed a beer.
I needed a beer because it washot and I needed relax And I was

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like, all right, well,what's the closest one. And to be
honest with you, I didn't evenput the two together until after I had
already sat there. I was like, wait a minute. But it's a
good little hole and all they gotgood food and there's great service or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, good Yeah,Lee Harvey's ten and lit Tim,
I'm sorry, Tin and Lent?Tim and Lent. Is that like a

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bar slash laundry wash place or whatever? Like we got one of those here?
Ye do? Sides? Yeah?No, it doesn't say that,
Hot Bird, it's a barbecue jointthat also is a bar. Okay,
the Tipsy Cow, Okay, thatmakes sense. Fat Angel, Yeah,

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only big girls allowed in here.Robert's Western World. I love the idea
of a name of a bar thatkind of emulates some sort of turn of
the century side show. Okay,right, like you know a Wild Bills,
you know, root and tut andshooting thing or something like that.
That sounds more like a clothing.That's what I was thinking. Robert's Western
World. I'm like, where theboodial? Yeah, the fainting goat?

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Okay, that one sounds familiar.It's in Washington, DC. Uh.
The ninety five slide, they're betterwith you goddamn slide in there that you
can get lit up and slid down. Uh. Sounds like a disco one
celebrated event. And Mariners history,they've had losing seasons in like twenty sixth
of the last thirty eight, butin nineteen ninety five they won the Division

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championship. They beat the Yankees inGame five. That's the ninety five The
slide is in reference to King GriffeyJunior, who slid into home plate in
the eleventh inning to clinch the series. So it's very localized. Name great
so story name. See. Yougotta go there if you're a Mariners fan
or Griffin. Yeah, Mirio's TrophyRoom, Mirio's Trophy Room. So in

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nineteen thirty three, an American professionaltennis player named John Murio beat Saskatchewan Sports
Hall of Fame Walter Martin to winthe Canadian Open, which I didn't even
know was a thing until now inthe tennis world. And though Murio never
won another major temis tennis tournament,he did collect a lot of hardware in

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his time on the court, andapparently when he retired he needed somewhere to
put it. So he opened agrand little dive bar on Hate Street in
San Francisco in nineteen fifty nine,and it has seen its fair share of
hippies, Jannis Joplin, Joe Strummerfrom the Clash. The owner, Murrio
died in the nineties and the placehas since been purchased and redone the tennis

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trophies stay though. Okay, wellthat's kind of cool. Well history there
the Monkey Farm Cafe. Okay,there better be monkeys nicknamed that someone tagged
on the place in the fifties earlysixties. He used to be called the
say Brook Inn, but the placewas run very haphazily. As the legend
goes, somebody mentioned that this placeis nothing more than a monkey farm.

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The name stuck. Okay, thepastry war Wow, Okay, that sound
like a boar. It's named after. I love history, just mostly for
some of the absurd shit that happens. And this is that it's named after
the eighteen thirty eight kind of FrenchFrench bakery was destroyed in Mexico City by

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Mexican officials when Mexico refuses France's requestfor compensation. The disagreement escalated into a
short military conflict between the two countries. Wow. The owner had been reading
a lot about Mexican history when hecame up with the name, and oddly
never considered anything else very interesting.Who would have thought that the French got

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in a fight with the Mexico Thefuck? World War One was about France
the People's Republic. Sure, okay, yeah, that doesn't sound very interesting.
This one Psycho Susie's Motor Lounge,Antiqui Garden. Great name. I'm
down. Psycho Susie sold me rightthere, but you got it was a
motor lounge Atiki Lounge, Motor Bar, Motor Lounge, and Tiki Garden garden.

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The owner has a few different places, Saint Sabrina's, which is a
tattoo Shop, Donnie Dirk's Zombie DinUndead Frank Zombie Bites, and Betty Dangerous
Country Club. She created this fictitiousdysfunctional family. They each have their own
persona psycho. Susie is the secondoldest sister. The story is she went
back on vacation with her family andgot shipwrecked. She kind of went insane

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and which she came back to Minneapolis. She decided to open a tiki place
where people with tattoos could drink,eat pizza, all those good Minnesota things.
Tattoo Well, the story is thatthe grackle, the grackle grackle you
ever visited Austin before. The grackleskind of the native bird to the area.

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They're like a crow or a raven. They're in quick is it even
smart? But kind of a nuisanceand they make these really unique noises,
like grickling noises. And the dudethe bar is money. Yeah, oh
yeah, it is a shed.Yeah they serve just by the look,
I bet they served two drinks,right Hams right and not Jack of Right.

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Kentucky Delune comes out of a cooleryeah, actual like iglu cooler man
cal Pasture was a great bar yeah, I remember passing bye. Never once
went in. By the time Iwas old enough to go in, it
already shut down. Cal Pasture waswhat Lindsay described like. It just had
a cool nobody gave a ship,took it seriously type of vibe. Yeah,

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but it was legit right right.My favorite thing was on Sundays go
watch the Chiefs game there and itwas a tiny TV and all the local
all the regulars brought crock pots fora for a fucking hello, which there's
no way this place is pasted anytype of health inspection. Nope, and

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I'm sure they didn't care. TheGrackle, Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge.
What it's only open, it's seasonal. It's a great name. Yeah,
Bar of the Gods. Okay,it's that's fine. I think when
you start incorporating the word gods intoa bar, it feels a little narcissistic

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type of like weird image, muchlike the net next title of a bar,
I just too easy. It's lowhanging Fruit, Death and Company.
Oh yeah, I feel like I'moverpaying for a drink. Absolutely you are
the surely the surly Winch pub.That sounds like a good place to be.
Where you're going. We're going downto the surly Winch. I like

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this Auto's shrunken head. Auto isa good name for a Barotto was just
a great name in general. Yeahit is somebody can trust. Yeah,
they got some sage wisdom. Hey, kids want to go for the red.
It wasn't Auto. One of theguys on suns Too, see the
old man on Snea hop Sing Laundry. Matt Okay hop Sing was a character

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on Bonanza. On the show,every time he got into an argument with
the cat the Cartwright family, whohe worked for, he would threaten to
quit and moved to Virginia City inNevada to open a laundry Matt with his
cousin. A great recurring storyline.He just wanted to be at a place
where he was no longer working forsomeone, but he never did because the
show got canceled. So I thoughtI'd open one for him. Plus the

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bars in Chinatown, so I thoughtmaybe we could name it after one of
the well known Chinese characters as asign of respect. So much racism going
on in that statement. Gowana's yachtClub. Oh man too, bougie,
I am not stepping Footing that theowner was one of the first TV chefs
from Brooklyn. His name was AlanHarding. He came up with the name.

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It's tongue in cheek because, especiallysixteen years ago, the Guanas Canal
was the grossest thing, even worsethan it is now. One of the
more amusing things that happens here,probably about two or three times a season,
is that out of towners who areactual members of yacht clubs, sometimes
dressed in suits and ties and eveningwhere walk in and are horrified from there

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it's fifty fifty. They really realizeimmediately what's going on, or have fun
with it and be upset. Ilove the irony name for a bark,
Like I knew when it was calledthe Gauanas Yacht Club and you were like,
that says yacht club. Yeah,but that's the hilarious part. Like
there's a there's a great one herecalled the library or that Norman the library.

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Yeah. The office is the onehere in Jinks. That is a
great name for a bar, rightright comes up on your credit card receipt
or your bank receipt. I wasjust at the office. The smog cutter.
Okay, the Billy Goat Tavern,All right, sounds about right.
Jumbo's Clown Room awesome, awesome,awesome, clown found Oh yeah, it

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was a neighborhood bar in the seventies. It switched to poll dancing in eighty
two, which is a great namefor a strip clock. Right. Uh.
They were known that they pour strongdrinks and have pictures of modestly sagged
clowns on the walls, and allowstrippers to just pick songs they like on
the jukebox. We've heard whispers thatit was started by a former circus clown

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named jumbo Jack who just wanted aregular bar with pictures of clowns on the
walls and ladies dancing. Six callsto the establishment, we couldn't find one
person who could get beyond Yeah,that sounds about right. I think it's
great, especially if everybody's in clownmakeup that works there, strippers everything.

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These next these next two are reallygood too. Marie's Crisis Cafe. Okay.
Brotherhood of Thieves a bar with Brotherhoodof sounds really awesome too. Yeah.
Yeah, Hard Times in Misery Saloon. Okay, Yeah, that sounds
depressing, like everyone's got a problemsare depressing? All of them. Bars

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are depressing. No, it's notthe bars, it's the people in There's
a reason bars are dark. Sure, I get that, But when you
go out to the bar, you'renot expecting to have a bad time,
right, True, But do peopledo go there to commiserate, you know

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the girlfriend, Yes, at thetime of day, drink down their problems.
Yeah. I think most of thetime they have an aura. Unless
you're going to watch the game orit's karaoke nights. Right, happy hour
is hardly happy. It's just aname for a discount of drinks your friends
something. That's when you get thereat ten thirty in the morning and they

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just opened up and you're either firstor second in line. I'm gonna totally
disprove what you're saying in the easiestway possible. Even if you're there to
celebrate a birthday, even if it'skaraoke night, you get one person in
your group that's just a sad,drunk crier. Yeah, and they're just
being sad. Yeah. And nowyou multiply that by the seven other groups

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that are there. Bars are sad. The pitch and Roll okay, sounds
like a sports bar. I wasthinking it was a for flying O.
The Pitch and Roll merits inclusion whenit ran until it's funding was cut recently
by the Alaska Marine Highway System.It was a bar a ferry that carries

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people through the through rough waters aroundthe Alturian Chain to Dutch Harbor. It
was reputed to be a great barand one with a great name, one
that functions on a literal figurative level, gets a laugh and can be can't
be forgotten. So it was aIt pitched and rolled like a boat.
Okay, okay, because it wasa boat. It was a boat.
It was a faery. Most commonbar names in America. This is also

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a great list of names to avoidestablishment. Yeah, you don't want to
be like everybody else. The poorhouseokay, yeah, po u right.
The bar, we have one ofthose here in town. The office,
we have one of those here intown. On the rocks. We had

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one of those in town. Thirtyfirst and yeah, yep, Tiki bar.
We have one of those. Shootersokay, Moose Lodge, well,
yeah, our bar, we gotone of those. Great chicken sandwich,
the pub, okay, the spot, the tavern, Yeah, corner bar,

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we have one of those. Acorner bar. Do we have the
corner bar. We don't have thecorner bar. I don't think so anyway.
I mean probably somewhere, probably ona corner. Yeah, let's see
Oaklahoma, probably somewhere between Happy andHealthy, a Walgreens, Friends Sport.
Yeah, there's a corner bar inFairview, Okay, corner pocket in Oklahoma

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City, corner Lounge and Woodward.Yeah, there's definitely a couple and maybe
not in Tulsa, right, right, but at least here in the state.
This say, is it's called Woody'sCorner Bar Okay, which is downtown,
not called reds I think, yes, yes, I just called it
Woodies. I didn't know it wasWoody's Corner Bar. Yeah, I think

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that's what it was called. Idon't think it's called that anymore. I
think it's reds Now. Yeah.I think you're right. Uh friendly,
like Okay, friendly shouldn't be thename either. Oh, we've got one
of those. I've been there afew times. I used to live in
Friendlies there at not like physically livedthere, but like that was my home
away from home there on thirty first, one hundred twenty ninth good smoke place,
well play A lot of pool there. I think I've got this just

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came to me. I think Ihave a pretty good name for one.
But it could have miss information onit. Okay, uh, but fits
you okay and spelled correctly. Andthere's a bunch of different interpretations of it.
So this is why I like itfor you to just popped in my

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brain. Fatties, Okay, Ilike where you're at here, all right.
You got big girls, you gotfat hooters, both tits and joints.
Yeah, okay, make it fourtwenty friendly to where you know you
can. You can medicate what yousit there and drink. I'm not hating
it. I'm not hating it atall. Get a grill in there,
yep, nothing but burgers and fattyfoods, deep fried deliciousness. Now there's

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a fat daddies, so I mighthave to watch out for that. Yeah,
yeah, I think it's it wouldbe very successful. Here's why you
don't want to name it after yourself, one lamp. If someone gets murdered
there, Yeah, you don't wantyour name attached to it. That that
would suck, right, But it'stoo like there have been too many people

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to somebodies that have things and theyname it after and then when something happens
there, right, you know RyanGoslin's you know, embezzlement, it gets
associated with the right. I wouldlike, I said, I thought about
it seriously, and I would probablyjust call it gimpies as well, and
just try to keep the murder ratedown to minimum? Can you? Can
you do things like everything is cateredto people that have a shorter arm,

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like, well, that'd be great, Like all the handles a little tighter,
yeah, all the handicaps, man, Like the counters we got,
like half the counters are up taller, like different levels for tall people,
regular sized people, yeah, andthen corbon sized people. Yeah, absolutely,
you know, yeah, fuck yeahman. And even in the urinals
in the bathroom, you know,they call them kid urinals or whatever.

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But we gotta accommodate everybody. Everythingis fucking handicap accessibles. Got a fucking
rail somewhere to hold onto. Yeah, those rails are very beneficial. By
the end of the night, Icould tell me about it, tell me
stabilizing, very beneficial. Yes,I think I think that you've got something

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going on there with with the pattiesand the gimp accessibility. I don't I
don't hate the using your name ifyou take it to the instagree, right,
just go over the top. Yeah, so handy capable, you know.
Yeah, like the all the stallsin front of the establishment are hand
right. There are no urinals,they're all just stalls. Well use the

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stall anyways. Why I even havea urinal? Yeah? I like where
you're at and people you know arelike, hey, man, my drink.
I asked for a you know,coke and jack, and you gave
me a crown and coke and likethat. Sorry man, sorry man,
it's as far as the arm wouldreach, right, man, canna drop
a few babies. I don't knowwhat you love from me. I'm sorry.

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Right, Handy, he's a greatname for the drink. I love
it, the shot drink two dollarhandy, that's your special. Yeah.
I like this and it's whatever you'retrying to get rid of, right right,
exactly, Listen, you're not gonnalove it, but it's better than
nothing like Handy. It'll get thejob done. One dollar like one dollar

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handies, and it's just a shot. Oh, that's whatever you're trying to
get rid of. That's it,what pop off fucking vodka or what people
are like? Man, I don'twant Why do you call it handy?
Well, listen, it'll work.You may not tell your friends. Right
done, you'll do it. Andfor a dollar, you can't fuck beat
it now, right, you won'thave to because I'll give it to you.

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That's right. And you should havelike a special like board with a
hole in it you hand it through. Oh I love it. That's even
better. He goes there. I'vealways thought a great thing for a bar
would be, like you put abunch of can beers in there that you
can't sell and just let people paya buck and whatever you get, which
kind of like what we did atthe golf tournament a long long time ago.

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I think that's a great fucking idea. The ones that are about to
expire or just expired or something likethat. A discounted beer band and you
just stick your hand down in there. Could get lost, like, could
get bud light whatever. Right,Yeah, and you got to do a
special for girls that wear deep vs. Yes, some kind of fruity shots

(02:28:37):
of swords whatever whatever you just makelike what are those The girls love those
drinks with the icy thing, icything, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's not a margharita it's just anicy thing. You think it's a margharita,
Yeah, like the whatever. Yeah, yeah, that's made so cheaply.
That's why you get such a hangoveroff of it. Oh yeah,

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yeah, I get any of thosevodka and Red Bull frozen vodka. Red
Bulls is what I'd be doing.Okay, shit fucking hurts. Why because
it's cheap ass. It's a sugarman sugar up. The place. This
place we used to go to inKansas City. We used to do tons
of remotes there. I can't rememberthe name of it, but it was
a very seventies vibe and their bigthing was a fish bowl and you would

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get a drink for a fish bowland be like, I think it was
like five bucks, and I don'tthink there was a fucking recipe whatever,
but girls loved drinking out of it. That's like the one at at the
casino and they put the dry icein it. Yeah, those are they're
huge. Oh yeah, and youneed about four or five other ones to
help slip it down, unless you'rea raging alcoholic like some people that I

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know and would drink a whole fuckingone to themselves. Sorry, I'm kind
of slipped down, didn't it.That's all right, works up front,
right, that's what she got.The blue one too, didn't shake keeping
knowing it. That's why we toldChavella. I told Chavelle like you guys
should do, and I don't wantanybody wouldn't do this. That's playing a

(02:30:05):
festival stage in a band is tohave some sort of plastic pressed beverage holder.
Yeah, and sell drinking beer outof it. Yes, you would
make hand over fist if you canget the golden driller and drink out of
that at the state fair, whynot? I love, I don't love
going to like fairs and Silver DollarCity and shit like that. But when

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they've got some sort of plastic formdrinking beverage, I will gladly overpay to
drink out of a boot, Yes, just to say you drunk, yea
boots or out of you know,a driller's head or what the when going
to the stadium. We love goingand drinking beer out of a bat.
Yeah, it's fine. It isso silly. Yeah, And you get
to keep it and you hold ontoit and it collects dust for about five

(02:30:48):
six years and eventually you throw itaway. Yeah, you're just like drinking
out of a bad cookie and thenyou may drink one of it one other
time. Now, no, yourkids drink out of it, drink the
lemon, be it or whatever.Yeah, no, I don't do that
because it doesn't sit up very welland I clean no shit up. Be
careful with your bat. Yeah,but how about like a plastic forming of

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your arm, your arm? I'mall right with that. That's funny.
A ship too, I'm alright withthat. We should really get some fucking
kits right, and we can totallyit. Ain't like build a dildo,
dude, Like, I don't thinkit's the same basic premise I need,
all right. I want to getahold of a cup hold make it on
the side of it's a gimp.Ain't easy. I love it. I

(02:31:30):
love it. And you can justgrab one finger or you grab two fingers
to hold on too, drink outof it. I need to find a
cup company. Yeah, solo,where are you go at? I mean,
you can get it done pretty cheap, probably, probably, and people
would buy the ship out of it. We got a listener of the show
that does a three D printing.You're right, yeah, you don't want
to do three D printing it'll takeforever. You want mass production fast,

(02:31:52):
right, Well, I gotta sorry, man, I can only sell one
a month, right. I'll startoff with a prototype and then I'll take
it to the to the big peopleand be like, hey, I need
you to make a bunch of thesebecause I want to sell them for two
dollars a hit and people would buythe shit out of them. And then
next to it, we've got thedeal to fist, right, so might

(02:32:13):
as well sell both of them.You can get a combination package there.
You get your cup in your fist. Yeah, I just don't mix them
up. How many hours would youspend there? Are you? Would you
be actively involved when you talk aboutthis vision of this place? Yeah,
you'd be actively involved the bar orare we talking about the box still?
Okay? Oh? I would betotally be actively involved, especially if it

(02:32:37):
was like the the scenario that thetexture had sent in. Something happens to
this job and radio is not anoption anymore. Well, that'd be my
living, That'd be the way Imake a living, So I would have
to be actively involved every day.But if you were still on the radio,
then I would still be there everyday, would just be after this,

(02:32:58):
Yeah, probably wearing me the fuckdown. But if I had a
good bar manager, wouldn't be aproblem. Yeah, you know, just
come in check on things, allright, How are we doing? Da
da da da? All right,we're good. Cool. Where would the
perfect location be that's fun here intown? Yeah, that's a probably.
I'd like to say seventy first toMemorial. That seems to be like the

(02:33:20):
most popular area, but people alsotry to avoid that area as much as
being expensive there. Yeah, yeah, I would think, but this is
like money's no option, right,just like locations. Yeah, yeah,
so I think that would be thebest place. Maybe the old was it
the macaroni grill or whatever? Totalk about? Yeah, you know where

(02:33:43):
I'm talking about, little that fuckinglittle area right there, sixty six Immemorial.
Okay, just ride up. Youknow, it's right there on Memorial
the main drive and it's right inthe main area, but just off of
it where it's like, all right, we don't have to deal with bullshit
traffic too awful much. Yeah,what would perfect place for you on a
bar b lindsay, I don't know, maybe somewhere probably on Mmm, I

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don't know, I honestly somewhere wherethere's water. I would want something like
a pond. What if you're talkingabout we're into or something. Okay,
yeah, that makes sense. There'sno water on Riverside, right, have
you seen there is no river?Yeah. I think it's got to be
a place with some sort of builtin traffic like Gimpi's implying seventy first memorial.

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There's two great spots for bars onRiverside, and they both of fucking
clothes because nobody went right. SoI would be apprehensive of that. But
if you can even the stuff onand Riverside and Jinks struggles, absolutely,
I think it's gotta I would wantsome kind of outlying area, so like
an Awaso or a b A probablynot big speed Jinks Okay, a sand

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springs something like that, Okay,not in town, just kind of only
yeah, which for you, Iwould say the same thing because the community
that you would think would go wouldride to it no matter where it was
at, right, And see,my thought is it's right there in the
middle for everybody, right, anybody, and everybody can get there. It's

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a good decent ride no matter where. If you're coming from Skytuk or whatever,
or even Bagsby, you're coming deepsouth, Bagsby, go straight up
Memorial whatever. I think it's agood centralized location for anybody and everybody.
Yeah, somewhere with a really goodparking lot, big parking lot if you're
successful. No parking lots good enough, that's right, right, even the
market public has ample parking. Thatparking lot sucks, it does it sure

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fucking does. And even like overat the Pump, we've been sent a
strip mall, so we got allthis parking spot. But on a Friday
Saturday night, every last one ofthose spots is packed in, and you
gotta sometimes find yourself walking around thecorner. Yeah, where was the out
and broken here? C J.Maloney's Yeah, that parking lots sucked too.

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And I don't like parking, feellike I'm walking into a grocery store,
fat daddies. I don't like thatparking. It's too small, too
small, too cramp. But theydo have some good food over they do
have good food. And yeah,I just don't like the non smoking,
but that's just me. Whatever.Yeah, in my bar, we can
smoke whatever you want, Tobacca,chronic. I don't think you can do

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weed cocaine whatever. I don't thinkyou can do weed in public. Yeah,
I have to look at the lawson that one. Yeah eventually maybe,
yeah, maybe we'll see. Idon't know. With all the people
that have been driving high killing people. I had seen something on the TikTok
that, like JB was like,they're like one step closer the feed is

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to legalizing cannabis federally. I waslike, well, that's kind of cool.
They definitely have to reschedule it forsure. Yeah, that's what they're
working on, is rescheduling it fromglass schedule one to schedule three, I
think is what it was to whereit's not as bad for you, not
as addictive. Whatever. Fuck,I don't know, man, just fucking
legalize it. Get ourselves out ofthis trillion dollars slump that we're going to

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be the easiest way. These areschedule threes. Oh what a fun list.
Drugs that are Schedule three anabolic steroidsokay, uh okay, ketamine okay,
testosterone yeah, and anything containing lessthan ninety milligrams of codeine thailand all

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three yeah, okay, uh right. Schedule two is cocaine, meth methadone,
oxy fintanol adderall riddling. Schedule oneis heroin acid, marijuana, payote,
Yeah, what's it's It's like anatural thing that grows, it's on

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a cactus plan. Yeah, it'sa hallucinogen. It's a mild hallucinogen.
Yeah, LSD yeah, so let'sbe clear. Cocaine math yeah, oxyes,
yeah, finton all which, allof those are way more addictive than
anything on the Schedule one list,way worse. Also in that camp adderall

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in riddling in the Schedule two,yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, which should also bethey got that ship backwards, man.
Everything on Schedule one needs to bescheduled two, and everything on Schedule two
needs to be scheduled one. Schedulefour Danny's soma, the darvasets, volumes
out of Van's ambients, they're allfrom at all. Even those should be

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scheduled one. People have killed peopleon ambience, Yeah, people have killed
people on fucking xanax and volumes.Yeah, darbasets, Get the fuck it?
What because a doctor prescribes it toyou, it's not as bad.
Schedule five is going to be likerubbatussin right like that, you're nine wills.
Yeah, all year over the counterstuff. Yeah, they really do

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they need to remap that whole motherfucker? Man, we learned a bit.
Okay, uh listen, I'm gladwe've got this fictitious place. I'll figured
it out. Well, when wedo figure it out, you combine and
say hi. But until then,that's it. We will say bye,

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thanks for hanging out with us,to see you later, Oh lord,