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returning to the b Ok Center, a lot of people
do is a part of their ritual when it comes
to the holiday. So we'll talk about that coming up
very soon. And it's been a bizarre two days for celebrities,
I think male celebrities in particular. We get the story
about Dave Grohl, and one of the best tweets I

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saw in the last twenty four hours was I bet
the woman he had a child with birth year has
a two at the beginning, why should he one of
the biggest rock stars of all time? And then yesterday
this crazy story happens where apparently Shannon Sharp. We know

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who Shannon Sharp is, right, famous tight End has a
really good podcast. Yeah, surprisingly did some commentary work on
ESPN and some other NFL stuff, and I think he
does a good job. I think he's got a really
good podcast. He gets the artist to open up in
ways that you would never expect. And then yesterday, for

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some reason, he accidentally started his Instagram live and we
heard him having sex. You now, I'm forty nine, and
I'll be honest, I'm not the most social media savvy guy.

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I'm not clear how that accidentally happens. It isn't a
butt dial thing. You have to literally go I want
to go live and you have to kind of work
through a couple steps. So was he naked and about
to go to poundtown?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And was like, okay, right right, I was going to
go live, but I think I'm going to fornicate first.
I'm already naked and ready to go because it's within seconds. Yeah.
Or is he a multitasker? Was he like pregaming and
also posting that's possible. I'm sorry? Was he posting and
also posting it's possible. Got a good meme that needs

(06:01):
to be shared out there?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Let me check my notifications.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I am not I can't do that. I am. I
am very much a multitasking person doing multiple things at
the same time, which is not a good trait. But
when it comes to intimacy, I am autistically focused. You
will not distract me. I can't. I gotta be in
the game. I just don't know how it happens. And

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you're just and nobody's like, people are like yo, man, yo, hey,
you've gone live and nothing insane happens. I don't feel
like you get to hear him grunt, which is weird,
and then a smooch at the end. I thought that
was kind of weird. No, we don't like you don't
cuddle after No. No, it was just like it was
so audible, so clear and crisp. It was just like, Okay,

(06:54):
I'm glad you you know, finished things up and you know,
showed your affection. Just weird. Think you're making an assumption.
Was him true? I've seen some videos man, not of him,
but of Yeah. Anyway, I don't want to get down
that rabbit hole. So we don't know what. We don't

(07:15):
know what transpire. You can't see anything you see like
is it the ceiling or the floor or something, ceiling
sheets something? Yeah, but you hear a ton now do
either one of you When you're about to do the
boogie the bid sheet boogie? Do you say hold on,

(07:36):
let me finish this post?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (07:39):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Usually I would just you know, put the phone far away,
a dresser nightstand, something of that effect. There's a chance,
you know, you get caught up in the bed you accidentally,
you know, get riled up and hit the wrong button.
Next thing you know, you're going live ah or or
are you getting LAIDs so often that it's like a

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toddler telling you another story? Like you're just like uh
huh uh huh yeah, hold on, uh huh right, that's possibility.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Too, maybe for him.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Well that's what.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I no, how old do you think Shannon Sharp is? Alh,
he's got to be what fifty six?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, I was, I was thinking round fifty four, fifty
five six.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
On the button?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Nice job.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
What do you think is net worth is?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Uh sixty five milk?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh? Double it? I'll say one hundred and twenty five?
Where do you get sixty five?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I just popped in my head a number of This
guy's a great thought. Okay, where do you get one hundred?
Same thing? Oh good, okay? Fourteen good for him? Yeah,
fourteen million? Uh yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I mean it's a lot. I would have thought a
little bit more the podcast. You see him a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
He's listen. Just because you have a podcast doesn't mean
you have not everybody's Joe Rogan or the Kelsey Brothers.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's true, not just round longer.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Though, everybody not in the podcast world. His podcast is
like a year old. Oh but he's been doing stuff
for ESPN, says here. He signed a seven year deal,
sixteen million dollar contract with the Bronx, including eight hundred
million signing bonus and an average of two point twenty
nine to five mil a year. So he made about

(09:35):
three million dollars a year almost from the podcast. No
from the NFL. Oh oh yeah, I was from the Broncos. Okay, yeah,
and I figured that's where he got most of his money,
and then on top podcasts some commentary stuff that he's
done or whatever. For his day, his contract was good,
but in modern times, yeah, that's punner money. I want

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Punner money. And he's maybe one of the you could
argue he should be in the conversation of one of
the better tight ends of all time. I didn't say
the best, but one of the better tight ends of
all time. He was really really good. He he ruined.
He was a spoiler to a lot of Chiefs games
for me. So but he is a phenomenal interviewer and
apparently a tender lover, very gentle. It sounded like it

(10:25):
was very loving, you know. I mean, I'm sure it's
his wife or girlfriend, you know, not just something. I
think it was his girlfriend. He's never been married, some
rando whore that he picked up at a waffle house.
It could be it could be, and he could be
a tender lover with all the hopes. Some guys like that,
They like picking up a Rando to fulfill their needs
and then go away. Yeah I could find someone else,

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and you could. You don't care. Your threshold is are
you clean right?

Speaker 9 (10:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But I don't think you're going to be that tender
and intimate with a Rando though sure sure not everybody
gets a whod to like treat them like a rental card.
I'm just saying, if you're gonna, you know, throw them
away when you're done, you know, something like that, and
what he was demonstrating, that's something you keep around for
a little while, you know. If you're just gonna throw
them away after you know, twenty minut thirty minutes or whatever,

(11:17):
then yeah, you hit it hard and then kick him
out the door. Not but I'm saying is if you
are someone who you know, uh, I was gonna say
something really crude. If you're someone who doesn't want to
be in a relationship, you're not just you know, going
to poundtown, right. You may just be like I just

(11:38):
want some intimacy and treat it in a loving way
and then say goodbye. That is true I mean there's
people out there that get prostitutes for that reason. Yeah,
you know, because either a there lonely can't get any
or their wife, you know, is a proud whatever the
case may be. But you know, buy a fifty dollars
hor to read a book to me, dude. There is

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a girl on TikTok that works at some ranch in Nevada, right,
and she's like the majority of the men that come
in and we have an encounter. It is more more
loving than it is treating me disrespectfully. It's not the

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illusion of like a rental rental car, you know, like
you drive a rental car, not like your car. Right,
you beat the hill out of it. Yeah, you floor it,
hit the brakes whatever, Yeah right, jump them down on
the bumper, maybe get in through the window, whatever, get
in through the back seat, whatever you gotta do. Right,

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it's not your car. Yeah, mud on the mud on
the dash. How many other people have been inside this
car just tearing it up on what's another what's another
footprint on the back seat, just just driving the stick
shift with their anus. You don't know, you really don't.

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They don't clean them of the people I know that
work and port are a porter for rental car companies,
They don't. It ain't a surgery room. No, you get
a good vacuum in, maybe a spritz of some new
car smell, or maybe a wipe down if there's ten
you know, a visible debris, right, yeah, But they're not

(13:26):
buying that hospital infrared strobing light thing to kill all
the bacteria in the car, right.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
They don't want to see it anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
The idea of like that's the way I feel about airbnbs.
Airbnbs aren't clean, they just aren't any public room like that. Well,
I'll argue that a hotel does have a set of
standards and criteria to meet to be a part of
an association or group or something like that. So it

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doesn't mean they meet it, but they do have a
public threshold. At least there's something they're shooting for. Should be.

Speaker 8 (14:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I've seen some of those videos where they go into
those hotel rooms with black lights, you know, and just
the filth, the filth that is all over the remote,
the bed, the t the table, the lamb. I know
it's gonna be a giant surprise to everyone. But when
we go to a hotel, I take a travel pack
of Clorox wipes. And when my wife and I first

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were together and she was like, now, she's like, do
we have our Clorox wipe? Like she's on board. Now
all right. I won't drink coffee in a hotel room. Yeah,
you know. The fun thing about that is I usually do,
never had any problem with it at all whatsoever. And
then we got a text from a listener. This wasn't
that long ago. That totally changed my outlook on that.

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And the text was something to the effect of they
would either urinate in the coffee pots or barf in them.
And same way with the ice bucket. Oh you know,
you take that ice bucket you and go get some
eye right, and yeah, they give you a tiny little
trash can, but so you know, liner to put in there.
Sometimes it gets used, sometimes it doesn't. But after reading that,

(15:10):
I'm like, no, because I got to think about it.
That makes sense. You go out hotel. No, it doesn't
make sense. No, Listen, you're you're having a good time,
you're throwing them back a few drinks. You're feeling a little,
you know, under the weather, a little sickly because you
had too much to drink. And you can't make it
to the bathroom, so you pull over the closest thing,

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which is either a the trash can or be the
ice bucket. Why's the ice bucket? And then your ralph
in it? You know, it's like because you need something
in in case, you know, you barf in your sleep.
You just roll over him. Yeah, whatever. And ever since that,
I'm like, I'm not using the ice bucket. I'm not.
I will go to the nearest gas station by first

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thing in the morning and get my coffee if they
don't have any, like downstairs where the Continental Breakfast is,
you know, right, which is the other top right, you know,
eggs and sausage that doesn't taste like where you get
to make air quote eggs air quote waffles. Yeah, but
they're coffee solid. I don't I'm ninety percent sure nobody's
barfed in that container. I don't know. I'm just gonna

(16:15):
but the end of the room. One no, thank you, yeah,
one hundred percent. I am out. I and the ice machine.
Forget the bucket. I don't trust the ice machine.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
It's funnliness.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
If you've ever seen how ice is made in those
ice machines, you won't get ice out of them. Ever again,
when you see the sludge that is a specific word.
I'm choosing to use, sludge that builds up in the trays,
you will change your mind. You can feel good that
there's no way any hotel chain their big priority is

(16:49):
to clean the ice machine. Bottom of their list. I
might not even be on a list. It's I'll never
get working at a convenience store. And I love those
cappuccino machines. And I loved them, man, they were so good.
Little powder and water kind of goes in at the

(17:10):
same time. Yeah, and when you worked at the convenience store,
you got to have as many as you wanted. It
wasn't a chain convenience store. It was a privately owned
convenience store in the college town that I went to
school in. And you clean the machine, And when I
opened it up and saw the crystallization and crud that

(17:30):
had built up, I was so disgusted. They have never
happuccinos after that, not just there.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
How often would you have to clean those machines or
were you supposed to?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, supposed to be every day, at least once a day.
Even if we were supposed to, I might have been
the only one that did it, just because that's your nature. Yeah. No,
I start like flinching, I got neglect customers and be
like I'll be there in a minute. Yeah, this is
this is mission one, this is my moonwalk. At least

(18:06):
I'll die know in the cappuccino machine at Pitstop North
and Maryville, Missouri was clean. Not since you've been gone though, Yeah,
thirty years little, that's any any of them, right, And
I'm sure I didn't. I didn't exactly. I don't remember
using disinfectant, right, it's hot water, yeah, just trying to

(18:29):
get the visible damage gone. And so I don't trust
any of those places. I don't trust the ice machines.
I barely trust trust the Continental breakfast at hotels. And
even then I'm like, hey, you have anything wrapped? Right?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
They got cereal, But it's in one of those machines
where you lift the handle and it an you twist
it where cockroaches have been nesting all night, right, or
you have to shake it because it's been the humidity
and moisture has solidified it to one piece of cereal.
I'm just gonna go to McDonald I'm good. Yeah, we
go on vacation We're very lucky to stay at this

(19:08):
very nice resort, and I love having coffee on the
balcony right in the morning, sun's coming up. Whatever, But
I don't trust the coffee machine in the room, and
they don't do coffee till seven downstairs, so I just
drink water, which is fine. It's not the same. No,
there's something about drinking coffee watching the sun come up,

(19:29):
being on vacation, right, What a great sunrise with my
ice cool water.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Hat.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You know, people go on vacation in Mexico and they're like,
don't drink the water, bitch, don't get the ice right,
don't drink coffee in the room. What are you talking
about the water? All right, we gotta take a break.
We got tickets to Rob Zombie we're gonna give away.
We'll see what Gimpee wants to talk about. We're doing
our top list top pickup lines for senior citizens. We'll

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get to that a little bit later. News quickies when
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Speaker 5 (20:51):
Canadian woman charged with assault suspended from job after gunfights.
Oh Canada, this is a crazy story. Wendy Washick, who's
fifty eight years old, was named by the Ontario Police
in a news release after a Labor Day weekend incident.
She's been suspended from her job since this took place.

(21:14):
She says, I'm very upset that my full name was disclosed,
but the type of weapon wasn't mentioned, she says, adding
she was charged with the offense without being asked a
single question. Police in the Norfolk County town of fifteen
thousand people located roughly an hour southeast of London, called

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the September one incident a neighbor dispute and said one
person was physically assaulted, but no injuries were reported. So
what had happened was this woman was in a water
gun fight with neighborhood kids. They were playing and one

(21:57):
lady was hit with a rogue ray of water. She
called the police and the woman that sprayed her by
accident was arrested. And now there's been a a gofund
in me post claiming that you know their woman is

(22:18):
in need of help to raise money for legal fees.
Her daughter set up the fund and so far they've
raised around twenty six hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's up to seventy eight hundred. Oh good, oh good?

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yes, I yeah, because so when police arrived the mom
of two, Wendy, she is an educational assistant who works
with children with developmental disabilities. She was criminally charged for
this for a shot of water to another person by mistake.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Where did a hnner hit the other person?

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I'm not sure, but there was no injuries reported. It
indicates that she has been suspended from her twenty five
year career as an educational assistant and alleges the charges
are unnecessary. The fundraising page, like you said, over seven
thousand dollars. Now the police officers have said that this

(23:13):
case is being thoroughly investigated to ensure that it's handled appropriately.
We are committed to maintaining high standards in our investigative work,
regardless of how the public may perceive the allocation of resources.
Our focus remains undoing our job effectively ensuring that each
case receives the attention it deserves, regardless of public perception.

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Wendy's is scheduled to appear for the first time in
court on September twenty fourth.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I can only imagine I'm just making this part up
because I don't know, But I can only imagine if
there were no injuries and they got charged with an assault,
because usually assault comes with some sort of shown of
somebody going yes, I'd like to press charges, or doing
it in the presence of an officer. So if the
officer was like stop and she went, I could see

(24:03):
him going, ah, damn it.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Right, Yeah, it says that, Yeah, she was just hit
with a rogue spray of water.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I mean, I understand how it sounds, but you if
it was a super soaker, it could hurt, especially if
we got you in the eye. Sure you put an
eye out, kid. I'm just saying that's like saying, bracelet
hurt GIMPI no, like it can happen, it can be
not awesome. Yeah, it's a completely ridiculous charge. There's no

(24:39):
way she's getting convicted of it. And as far as
getting suspended from school, that makes sense. Look at her charge, right,
they're just following, like, hey, you got an assault charge.
It would not be our diligence if we just let
you still be around children, right, no matter how lame
the assault was. Yes, it's until it gets cleared up.
We've got to protect do what's in the best interest
of children, jes in case. Yeah, just following policy. Yes,

(25:03):
that's okay. Man punches grandma in the face over family inheritance.
This comes out of Oh hell, I already forgot where
it comes out of. Anyhow, There's this guy, his name
is Brandon Quigley. He's thirty three years old, and he
goes over to his grandma Debbie's house and he's upset

(25:25):
over the family land property inheritance. So he shows up
at her door. He's upset. She's like, hold on, and
then comes outside onto the patio and they start talking.
Well that's when Brandon starts swearing at her and called
her a whore. He called his grandma whore, called his
grandma or maybe she is. Maybe So, by the way,

(25:47):
did you know that your grandmother is a whore? So,
in response to being called a whore and being sworn
at and just a blatant disrespect from her grand's son,
she slaps them right in the face. Makes sense. I
probably would have done the same thing. Well, that's when
Brandon Haul's back closed, fish punches her right and the

(26:10):
face knocks her the f out. So Grandma Debbie's laid
out on the patio. She finally comes to and then
realizes that Brandon's gone, so she calls the cops, tells
them what's going on. The cops come out, they do
their investigation, They get a warrant for brand Dong, and

(26:33):
then they go and find them. They pick him up,
they take him in. It says here that Grandma Debbie
ended up having including her injuries. She was uncautious. She
had some swelling on her right cheek near her eye,
and then a scrape on her elbow. So Brandon ended
up going to jail for assault. For aggravated assaults. You

(26:57):
stay friends with somebody who knocks out their grandma. Oh, no, man, listen,
I like to be a forgiver. Let's I get it.
Stuff happens. But you went to your grandma's house, started
cursing her out on General George Patton Road. You swore
at her, you called her a whore, you knocked her out.

(27:19):
We can't be friends anymore. Man. Okay, So your daughter
starts dating, oh god, a guy. You do a little
Google reconnaissance and find out he did this.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
No, she's not dating him, no more.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
How do you stop him? You can't, you can't. You
just keep a watching, you let.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Her know that he's done that, right.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You just don't like him, Mom, Yeah, his grandmother a whore.
Are you aware he called his grandmother whore?

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You would be so hard not to do some sort
of movie.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Quote, right, but that was your grandmother.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
By the way, I went back and looked about Lindsay's story. Apparently,
so this was happening, and there's a neighbor in the
neighborhood that calls the police a lot, oh god, and
he was there. The police showed up, Da da dah,
and she went and that's where the couple was like, ah, damn.
It always more to the story. It's never as easy

(28:21):
as you think. Speaking of kid accused of killing father,
now accused of killing mother. Seventeen year old boy has
been accused of killing his father here in Oklahoma last year.
He's now accused of killing his mother in Florida. The
boy claimed he killed Charles Griffith in self defense during

(28:42):
a fight in their home in southwest of Stroud on
Valentine's Day in twenty twenty three. The boy is now
accused of killing thirty nine year old Catherine Griffith of
Port Charlotte, Florida, during a fight on Sunday. The boy
told authorities his mother lunched at him with a knife,
fell with a knife entering her. She was stabbed in
her neck and died at the scene. A neighbor told

(29:04):
authority she had seen the boy pull his mother by
her hair into her grandmother's home. He had moved to
Florida to live with his mother in February of this
year after being accused of killing his father here in Oklahoma,
where the charges were dismissed. Which he said, which he said.
In the father situation, his father came at with him

(29:27):
with another with a weapon, and he also accidentally hurt
himself and the police in Florida were like, it was
clear the moment we got to the scene that this
kid killed his parents. That's not what they said. They said,
it is clear when we got to the scene, the
story did not match the evidence in the room. Yeah,

(29:47):
this boyd holy did it.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, so they reopened an investigation on the father case.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I don't know that would be for a whole nother jurisdiction. Right.
They did say they Baker acted him, which I was
thinking about Baker Act for those known as like it's
like fifty one to fifty, right, and you kill your
mom and dad, you that's an easy defense. Yeah, I'm crazy, man,
I killed my mom and dad. Well, yeah, I feel

(30:17):
like there should be some more thresholds and maybe they
get to that. But no, you're a bad human being.
You're a psychopath, right, right? Do they still do that
like temporary insanity? I guess yeah, something that still hands up.
I don't think they say. I think that's why it's
called Baker Act, Like it's got a different right tannotational
basics saying thing. But like you said, anybody can claim that,

(30:37):
well if you know, okay, so you can say if
you kill someone, you're not sane, right of course temporarily,
or you could argue they are, because again that's whole
philosophical thing, but like if you do something out of
the norm, that's crazy. Apparently, So he was living with
his mom and which is not where this incident happened,

(30:59):
and she wanted him to do chores, and he was like,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm no, I'm on the crash again. Yeah,
wait till you're older, bro, wait till prison. All right,
they have real chores. And his name's Tyrone who And
so he left, like ran away to his grandma's house.
Grandma's on vacation, and the keys or something. Mom goes

(31:23):
over there to try and fix rectify men's olive branch,
kick his ass, I don't know. And that's when they
were Then he grabbed her by the hair. But by
the way, you have to be pretty strong, yeah, to
pull someone by the hair.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Well, if he's seven seventeen, there's a good chance he's
bigger than mom.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
There's a good chance he's not. Yeah, I don't think
you have to be very strong to pull somebody by
the hair and swing I'll lay on the ground. You
grab my hair and see how far you can pull me.
It's not your your hair. The hair particular is too short.
To my point, we don't know what her hair looks. Yeah, yeah,
we just go with stereotypical woman hair, which is usually long.
She could have a short Dikey cut. Who knows. But

(32:05):
like I bet you, I could grab Lindsay can lay
down on the ground. I could snatch her up by
her head, buy her hair, pull her off of the ground.
I don't know way, not necessarily you're gonna get it's
gonna come on in here and try and pull it
in a bund.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
He might not have been pulling her. She may have
been following him. Because if you're pulling, he could have
been directing her by her hair.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Then the statement's not accurate.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Yeah, then it's not accurate because if someone's pulling my hair,
if you're pulling it up, I'm gonna follow you where
you want me to go out of the pain alone.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Right, You're you're gonna comply to a for avoidance of pain.
That's why I think it's easy for somebody to be
able to snatch somebody up off the ground by their hair.
So when I hear them do whatever, when I hear
pull by their hair. I hear on the ground dragging
them like there's they're dead waiting. Oh yeah, if it's
dead weight, you know, that's a total different story, right,

(33:01):
But that's it. Would never say anything like that, of course,
of course, So I'm only going with the idea like
not complying. He grabbed her by the hair, she complied,
like right, no, she was not happy about it. But
at the same time, to like Lindsay's point, you know,
if you're laying on the ground, you're going to be
scooting across the ground with them because out ou out
out my hair, right, So there's gonna be a little

(33:22):
bit of assistance from the victim. Again, When I hear
pulled his mother by the hair, inside, I don't my
brain goes to they were fighting against the pool, right.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah, No, I bet he had. He had his grip
on her and she was She may even probably put
her hand.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
On his and trying. Yeah, but went with it. Yeah.
My issue is more with the writing than it is
of what happened. All right. All these stories are on
our Facebook page, Facebook dot com, slash BMMS six nine.

Speaker 10 (33:53):
You're listening to The Big Man Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's morning show.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Kim, Good Morning. It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Yesterday
was nine to eleven. There were some really good memory things.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Some people that have been guessed on the show in
law enforcement. They went to New York to do the
event they do there to stare climbing and stuff like that.
And you might remember after nine eleven, people are like,
how soon before we can start making jokes? And people
are like, oh, I don't know, maybe never. I think
we've crossed that threshold. The Carolina Panthers posted a nine

(34:38):
to eleven nine eleven remembrance on their Instagram yesterday, like
a lot of NFL teams did. This is from the
comment section. Every Sunday feels like I'm reliving nine to eleven.
Another one, sir, A second Saints wide receiver has hit
the end zone. Oh god, another one. Our tower's been
collapsed since twenty seventeen. Another one. Never forget nine to eight,

(35:02):
Oh god, God, what's so bad? This team makes me
wish I was on one of those planes. WHOA no
way y'all left the comments on for this one. I
won't forget how bad the Saints did us Week one
R nine to eleven. Was this past Sunday? R nine
eleven is every Sunday? Saddam Hussein would be a better

(35:23):
defensive coordinator. Oh God, damn rip to all the lives
that were lost. But please, let's play like we have
common sense this Sunday. Never forget ten forty seven. Our
situation is worse than theirs. I'll never forget Bryce Young's

(35:45):
first play of this season either. I'll never forget when
we was a good team. Yeah, people went scorched earth
on the Carolina Panthers rolls man. Yeah, how long before
Bryce Young isn't the quarterback or they coach. People's patience
is not long with that team anymore, rightfully, So all right,

(36:07):
let's see what lindsay has for Balls to the Wall Sports.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Just days after his detainment from Miami Day police officers,
Miami Dolphins a wide receiver Tyreek Hill now says that
he could have been better when it comes to how
he handled the encounter with authorities. Talking with the media yesterday,
Hill took responsibility for his behavior, saying that his whole

(36:41):
life is about accountability. While Hill says he wishes he
could go back and do things a bit differently, he
still stands firm and his belief that officer Danny Torres
needs to go.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I don't think he's wrong. I think he's handling that
the right way. I did you, at least yesterday he
did for sure. Yeah, I think he handled it the
right way by saying like I should have handled myself better,
I should have rolled down the window. Yeah, taking some
accountability absolutely for his part in it. Absolutely everybody was
wrong in the situation. Just to sit there and be like,
I do nothing wrong, it's their fault. Yeah, that's not cool.

(37:15):
And I think it's fair to say that he needs
to lose that officer needs to lose his job.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Me, Yeah, he was too hot headed. Yesterday. Rusty Harding,
the lawyer for Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson, released a
statement issuing a firm denial of the sexual assault allegations
that have been levied against his client. Watson's been asked
to not comment further while this matter works its way
through the courts. Brown's head coach Kevin Stefanski says that

(37:44):
Watson will still get to the start Sunday versus Jacksonville
and that the Browns will let the due process play
out and follow NFL guidelines as it does. The lawyer
for the woman who's accused Watson of the misconduct, Tony Busby,
claims that he tried reaching out to Harding for ten
months in an attempt to resolve this case, which Watson

(38:07):
now says he was unaware of.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Of course he was. Of course he was unaware. A
man lives in his own world.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Yeah, well, yeah for sure. But I mean, why wouldn't
your lawyer ten months, ten months trying to get a
hold of his attorney about this. Ah, yeah, and he's
just been ignoring it.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Maybe he hasn't been paid as retainer, right.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Maybe. A Baltimore raven star is not pleased with the
Kansas City Chiefs medical staff. Linebacker Kyle van Noy complained
about how he was treated on his podcast. Van Ney
got hurt in the third quarter of the ravens twenty
seven to twenty week one loss to the Chiefs at
Arrowhead Stadium. He said that he was supposed to be
looked at by an optimologist and it took an entire

(38:58):
quarter for him to be Van Noy also said he
can see why the Chiefs players have given that training
room in f Kansas City players gave the team's training
staff an F grade on February's NFLPA report card. Van
Noy added that the injury is a fractured orbital bone.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I didn't know they had to have an optomologist. Any
team had to have an optimal I knew that had
a doctor on site. Surely a doctor can go yep,
that's broken. Yeah, you don't need an optomologist to tell
you that wrong. But if that's what they're supposed to
have and they didn't, yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
They're dumb, it is, and that's your balls to the
wall sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety seven to five km Ody.

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Your kickoff is at two thirty crown.

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MoMA give train. Then no world, take my trum hand,
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Speaker 1 (40:43):
You are my kind of cripple GIMPI tremendous. Tuesday, we
did listener emails and uh, one of the emails was
neighbor dogs being an asshole? What do I do? So
I'm like, hey, get a pet lion. That will change things.
But that set me down the rabbit hole of exotic
pets that you can have in the state of Oklahoma.

(41:05):
Oh okay, that are legal? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Now,
doing the research on this, it says no, generally, it's
illegal to own a lion as a pet in Oklahoma. However,
there are some exceptions. Okay, it's illegal to own a
large carnivore like a lion, a tiger, or a bear
for personal use, it says here, though, with the exceptions,

(41:28):
at least in Oklahoma, City. And this is just what
I found on a Google search. A person may be
able to own a feeline wildlife animal in Oklahoma City
if they meet strict guidelines such as having at least
five acres of land, all neighbor approval, microchipping, and city registration.
So to me, that says you could have a pet
line at least in Oklahoma City as long as you

(41:48):
have five acres of land and your neighbors are cool
with it. Yeah. I remember right in Tiger King this
was talked about, right right, And I think that like
exceptions for or like sanctuaries and stuff like that, that's
wherethy Yeah, but I'm talking about like in my house,
let's just have pet, you know. So ultimately, like if

(42:10):
you live in broken air like I do, probably can't
have a pet lion. But if you live out in
the country and you've got the acreage and your neighbors
are cool with it, have a lion, a tiger, a bear, whatever.
You can't have native Oklahoma native animals as pets. That's
just strictly no, ain't gonna happen. All right, that's cool,

(42:31):
that's cool. So I'm digging around and I'm like, well,
what what what exotic animals can you have as a
pet in Oklahoma. And I'm not talking about you know,
iguanas and fair it's as they are exotic pets. We're
talking large animal or just really any kind of surprising animals. Yeah.

(42:51):
So I found this on Exotic Pet Wonderland is the
name of the website, and it has all the laws
and what you can and cannot have here in Oklahoma. Example,
the pet foxes. All right, so there's several different kinds
of foxes and these are these are all the pets
that you can have with the permit. You have to
have a permit or you don't have to have a permit.

(43:14):
And apparently a permit's pretty cheap. You get one for
forty eight dollars and you have to renew it every
July is what they say. By July first. Okay, So
like an arctic fox, if you know what an arctic
fox is, those are the white ones. You can have
an arctic fox as a pet in Oklahoma as long
as you purchase it from a USDA license breeder. You

(43:35):
do not need a permit for an arctic fox. And
I've thought about pet fox before. I'm like, that's cool.
They seem like cool pets, kind of cat dog like.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yes, red foxes are the most common ones that you
see around. You know, you can have a red fox
as a pet. Again, you gotta get it from a license,
a USDA license breeder. But this is the one that
you have to have a license for a special permit
if you want a red fox as a pet here
in Oklahoma, you do have to go through the process.

(44:08):
You do have to get a permit. Okay. A Finnic
fox is another one you can have, but you don't
need a permit. Pale foxes is another one that you
can have, but you don't need a permit, along with
the gray fox. Now, the gray fox you can have
as a pet, but you do need a permit, all right.

(44:28):
So a lot of these are either hey, yeah, you
can have them, but you have to have a permit
to go with it, or you don't have to at
all whatsoever. Okay, stumble across this one. This is one
that I've never This is an animal I've never heard
of before, but I looked it up and I'm like,
I want one. And it's called a raccoon dog or
a tanuki is what it's okay, and it's a dog, obviously,

(44:50):
but it looks like a raccoon. You can go ahead
and google image it and I look at it, I'm like,
that looks badass. I would love to have one. However,
those are are strictly illegal. You cannot have one at
all whatsoever in the United States because they are an
invasive species. They like to they'll they'll kill anything that

(45:11):
comes around and eat it. So therefore they're like, no, no, no, no,
We're not gonna have these damned raccoon dogs in our country. Okay,
you look cool as hell, and I really want one,
just saying, okay, I've never heard of that before though,
And there's a couple of them on here that I've
never heard of. If you want to have a pet mink,

(45:34):
you can have a pets mink in Oklahoma, but you
have to have the special permit that goes with it.
And I look at the minks and minks and they
look just like ferrets. Yeah, a little maybe a little
bit different, a little rounder in the face, but they're
practically ferrets. I've got six of them, So why can't
I have six mink in my house? I guess I

(45:56):
can as long as I've got a permit for it
or whatever. But still so pretty much in the state
of Oklahoma you can own almost damn near any animals.
You can have a lot, You can have a lot
outside of like you know, rhinos, hippoo's unless it's a
sanctuary or a zoo or something of that effect. But again,
permits and a lot of other stuff. But right we're

(46:17):
just talking about strictly personal youth. Right, Well, then there's
the threshold. What does the threshold to be considered a zoo?
The the I are a sanctuary. And because as I'm
trying to keep up with you, there is not very
many animals the state of Oklahotahoma says you can't have
now as you're pointing out, there are restreets and city

(46:38):
rules are completely different. Absolutely, live out in the country,
start your little sanctuary whatever you know, you got it.
You good to go again. Though a lot of us
live here in town, live in the city, so those
are kind of out of the question. Would you ever
live further out? No, on to see if it like
to have more I thought about it, not so much
for more pets, just to be out there. Like one

(47:00):
of my goals. My next goal in life. As a
matter of fact, you know, as we go through life,
we have, at least me anyway, we have these certain goals.
Make it through high school, get a good career. One
of my goals was to be in the radio. So
I made that goal, right, and so I'm like, well,
what's my next goal? I am in radio. I've had
this job for twelve years. I'm pretty solid, right, what's

(47:21):
my next goal? My next goal is to get a
lake house, right, and it doesn't have to be i'day
see grand lake house that you know, you know, seventeen
bedroom trailer on some land. I would gladly have a
trailer on some land. But here's my caveat. I want
to be able to go out onto my patty or
onto my deck deck and see the water, be able

(47:45):
to walk to the water from my house, you know,
and have pretty much my own private little swimming area.
I guess you could say, again, it doesn't have to
be a big giant house. I'll settle for a two
bedroom or one bedroom whatever, little shed, as long as
it's on the water and it's right there. So let's
That's something I'm really working on right now, trying to
clear some stuff up and make that goal happen within

(48:07):
the next you know, ten to fifteen. That's interesting because
as I get older, my goals become much simpler. Like
the idea of getting a lake house for me. A
lot of people have that goal. At one time, I
had that goal, and then I realized, that's two yards
to deal with, that's two water heatos to deal with,
that's two plumbing issues, that's two electricals too. Storm damage it,
and I don't want to know that smoke. So for me,

(48:29):
my goals as I get older are simpler, autonomy and
my family.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
That is it.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I don't care about anything else. I hear you about
the two houses and how much that's a giant pain
in the ass that I've thought about. That's why I'm
not that's going to be my one house that's going
to be had forever home. I won't have two houses.
Kudos to those who have and make it happen and
make it work and blah blah. I just want the one.

(48:56):
I'm not trying to be greedy, but that's where I
want to retire, and that's when I want to settle
and probably die and then pass it down and my
you know, kids or whatever you know. So that's a goal.
That's that's that's fun. That's my next goal. So to
answer your question in a long, roundabout way, yes, I
would move out in the middle of nowhere. No, not
so much for the let me get more pets, because,
be honest with you, two great danes, a chihuahua, an iguana,

(49:20):
and six ferrets. I'm up to hear in pets and
I'm really getting tired of it. Yeah, you literally are
up to there in other people's feces. Yes, and I
am done with it. I'm just like I could get
once y'all some bitches start dying off, I'm not re upping.
I'm not re upping. I feel like you said that
with Charlie B. Barkin. Well I did, but these bitches

(49:41):
in my life seem to change things. They were nice
people for a short amount of time. Short amount of time.
But anyway, so I've already decided on my own. I'm like,
you know, once you guys start dying off, I'm done.
If I do, I'm done with large animals for sure.
After dealing with these goddamn great what I'm talking about,
your goals and life become more simpul like I don't

(50:03):
want to pick up feces with a certain amount. You
gotta have that one big golden ring to jump up
and hold on to, and then kind of like all
these little golden sonic rings around, you know, like not
picking up giant dog crap anymore, or you know, having
to clean out the ferry cage and stuff like that.

(50:24):
Back to exotic animals that you can have here in Oklahoma.
You can't have a pet raccoon, which I think is awesome.
I see them out there when I go to the
lake and I get so close to catching one. Like
last year when I went down to Sparrow Hot Campgrounds
for my birthday. We were all outside hanging out, chilling, hungover,
you know, trying to recoup, and up walks this little

(50:45):
baby coon and I says, oh my god, go gotta
have it. So I start to, you know, walk over
to it to pick it up. My brother's like, hey,
might want to watch out. Mama's around somewhere, and I'm like, okay,
you have a point there. I don't need some pissed
off mamma coon coming to kick my ass because I'm
trying to snatch your baby. But they're so cute how

(51:06):
could you not want a pet raccoon? Though, there's someone
in this building used to have a pet raccoon, and
every time we were around it, I was like, uh,
it was mean. That's why they ended up having to
get rid of it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
I grew up. There was a lady in our neighborhood
growing up that she had a pet raccoon and they
her and her kids would play with it in the
front yard like it.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Was a dog until it wasn't a dog. Rack. Speaking
of dogs, you can have a pet coyote here in Oklahoma.
I'm like, well, that's interesting one. Where do you get one?
Do you trap it yourself and just keep it? I
don't know. And then of course they have the Koi dogs,
which I'm like, what's the koy dog? Well, that's a
that's a mixture between a coyote and a regular dog

(51:47):
breeding together. Yes, you can have those here in Oklahoma.
You don't need a permit for them. If you want
a pet Linx those big cats, yeah, somewhat big cats. Anyway,
you can have one as long as you get the permit.
And there are some other issues that you got to
deal with there as well, some other restrictions and whatnots
bobcats are legal in Oklahoma. I thought was cool. Wolf

(52:09):
dogs are legal. Servile cats if you know what I'm
talking about. The African serviles, those are big bitches.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
With all that being said, and I was talking to
my girlfriend about this the other day. It's recently popped
up in my fo you page on the TikTok. Right,
people with large cats like that African serviles, the what
the hell is the other one? The Savannah cats. Okay,
as awesome as they look, they're still big and they're
still cats, and cats are still decks regardless. Right, So

(52:40):
I'm looking, I'm watching these videos of these people with
these servile cats and these Savannah cats and how they
want to bad at you with their giant claws or
maybe bite your hand because they're just wanting to be
playful with their giant teeth. And I'm like, as cool
as that sounds, I'm out. I don't need some asshole
cat that is twenty times bigger than your regular house

(53:03):
cat being a dick right knocking my big TV off
of the you know stand because they wanted to get
behind there. I think what was going on? I always
think about when those people that have big pets like
that is you have to feed them. You have to
come up with food to feed them, right, And what
do animals do when you're not feeding them enough? They hunt?
They'll find it. Yeah, and that could be you or

(53:25):
your children where I feel like if I have a
kitty cat or a goldfish or a chihuahua, good luck,
bro right right, I am your keeper. Skunks are illegal
in Oklahoma and I almost got one a couple six
years ago. A walk into this pet store and broke
an arrow and it smells like skunk. I thought it

(53:46):
was weed, but come to find out, they had a
couple of skunks in the back. One of them was
an albino and the other one was regular. And I
was like, well, that's cool. What do I gotta do
to get one of these eight hundred dollars? What for
a pet skunk? And they were breeding them or whatever,
and I was like, I don't know, but if you
want a pet skunk, you do have to have a
permit to go with it. But i'most like a pet

(54:08):
skunk would be cool. That's one of those pets that, like,
you know, those animals that people freak out when they
see them. They're just about the size of a cat.
But nobody wants to get sprayed by a skunk. That's
why they're like, oh no, leave me alone. But cool,
and they don't have a long lineage of domestication. And
there's also that, by the way, I looked up what
it takes to be a zoo in the state of Oklahoma.

(54:29):
Really you got ten bucks.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
You gotta have there's a couple of rules, but they're
all like it's paperwork, Like it isn't right right. I
found out there here you're gonna have a pet bat
here in Oklahoma. I'm like, well, that's cool. They say,
as long as it's a non native species, you're good,
which that set me down another rabbit hole of how
many native species of bats we have here in Oklahoma.
Holy crap, I didn't realize how many different kinds of

(54:57):
bats were native to hear A, Oklahoma. I'm telling you,
bats are They're like they're like Honda civics. Man. They
fly with the radar until you have one, right, and
you're like, you're like, they're everywhere. Everybody has one. You
don't even know it. I always thought it'd be cool
as hell to have a pet bat, because I've never
known anybody to ever have a pet bat.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Just put a bath house in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I guess I could, But then they're not really my pets,
you know, they're just get free loading in my backyard.
It's a fun question. What what is it? What are
the thresholds that have to occur for an animal to
be your pet? Okay, okay, So I think there's gonna
be a lot of quote unquote play time. You gotta
be able to play with your pet. So fish aren't pets.

(55:42):
You could play with your fish, you can. You can.
You could take your little finger and put it on
the bowl and are on the aquarium and it'll chase
it around. You can't pet its, obviously, I mean you can.
I'm just asking the question of what's the threshold for
something to be your pet, because a lot of people
have something in some sort of cage, yeah, or box

(56:04):
or whatever that they cannot I think if you personally
care for it, then that makes it a pet. Cows, yes,
absolutely absolutely, if you're not raising them for livestock, use
for you know, slaughter or whatever you know, commercial use,
I guess you could say, then it's a pet. You
can have one of those little little tiny cows with

(56:26):
the curly hair, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
or a pet deer. If you got a deer in
your backyard that you you know, it stays there and
you feed it or whatever, that's your pet deer. So
kind of like children essentially essentially. So with that being said,
as we wrap all this up, the question of the
day is, you can have any animal as a pet. Whatsoever?

(56:50):
What are you gonna do me personally? I've thought about this.
I've talked to Brady about it before. All this a draft.
I would love to have a pet draft because why
I want to ride it. I want to be able
to ride a pet draft. She was a nice lady.
Yeah right, a long neck, right, that would be awesome.

(57:13):
That purple tongue. Yeah yeah, you see you see what
they did to that fence post? What about you, lindsay,
I'm going with the the Fennec fox.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Okay, Yeah, they're so cute in their little big ears
and they have a cute little face.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Yeah I have too, that come to mind, and both
of them, one of them's more dangerous than the other.
If you can own any pet, any pet, I'm going
with baby elephants, and then once they cross a certain weight,
they got to go, like, I'll get another baby elephant.
Just baby elephants. Okay, have you ever seen people when

(57:50):
they're like playing and wrestling with It's so freaking adorable.
It's pretty cute, and I don't worry about them eating me.
Like the other one I had was a panda, but like,
it's still a bear. True, still has teeth that can
cut through bamboo. You should know how tough bamboo is.
But like, so if that feels like maybe in they
got the big claws elephant baby elephant just enough to

(58:12):
feel like, you know, a large man, and that's the difference.
That's the difference between you and me. I wouldn't ditch
the baby elephant once it becomes an adult elephant, because
why same reason for the draft. Let's ride that bitch
lance hop up on? Who needs he was a nice
lady who needs cars and bikes anymore? I'm riding by

(58:34):
elephant to work, or I'm riding by draft to work.
That I think would be awesome. You can buy a
Drafte Exotic Pets for sale on Facebook in Kansas twenty k. Yeah,
I'm gonna get.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
The house.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You're gonna get a loan and give me a draft drown.

Speaker 11 (58:51):
The world takes my strong hand, Give train moments, give train.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
World, take my my trum hand, and all the you
are my kind of cripple, gimpy, tremendous.

Speaker 10 (59:09):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
This is Tulsa's Morning Show. Ninety seven kmog.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Good morning. It's the Big nind Morning Show. Nine four
six oh k m O d NASO text BMMS and
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four five. Let's play a game. September seventeenth at the
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guests Alice Cooper, Ministry Filter and I want to give

(59:45):
you a pair of tickets right now. We're gonna play
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with fourteen, Lindsey has ten, you have eight. Last week's
Winter that would be me, So Corbyn and Lindsay at
nine one eight four six kod nine one eight four
six oh kmod call up, decide who's gonna be your
clue giver. Whoever gets the most right, We're gonna win

(01:00:06):
those tickets to see Rob Zombie on September seventeenth at
the Walmart Amphitheater nine eight four six oh kmod. Let's
go to the phones. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name, Rick, cay Rick, How are you today?
I'm good, Rick good. Sir? Who do you want to give?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Clues?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Lindsay or Corbyn cob All right, Rick, sixty seconds are
on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue. You ready, yes, sir.
Michael Jackson sang this song blank it beat it just
just drop the itat there you go. Cats play with

(01:00:46):
balls of this. You use this to knit things, the
ball of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
You spin cotton into this. Joe Anne Fabric sells this.
You use there we go? Yes, sir. Uh this is
a type of adhesive with a giant ape as its logo.
The brand h This is a type of adhesive that

(01:01:20):
a giant ape is their logo. What is gorilla?

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
There you go? There was a character and Microsoft word
that helped you when there was a problem.

Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
It was an office supply? Uh No, it's metal much
three is what we got? Rick? Uh Man, I hope
that's good enough. Hang on the line. Okay, thank you,
good morning. You're on the air. What is your name? Xavior?

(01:01:53):
You need to beat three? Are you ready? Yes, here
we go.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
A scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz needed one of these,
no brain, Yes, you fly in one of these in
the sky.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Airplane.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yes, this is the hanging ball in the back of
your throat.

Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
Uh ula.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yes, this is the the smallest one on your foot, pinky. Yes,
this is a bird who puts holes in the tree.
And it was a cartoon. What was that cartoon's name?

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Yes, huh.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
This is a root and it's a spice, and it's
also what you call a redhead. Yes, arts and blank
crap yes, uh huh. You use this on your on
your name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Time time, time time. Yeah, you demolished us. Congratulations Xavier
and going to see Rob Zombie especial guest Alice Cooper,
Ministry and Filter on September seventeenth at the Walmart and empatheater. Brother.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Appreciate it, guys, good job man, hang on the line,
so give and get your info. Okay, alrighty, all right, yeah, Rick,
we sucked man, we didn't get it done.

Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
All.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Have a good day, friend, see you later. This is
the one that Lindsay ended on uh in on your
Windows machine. You would use this when you're trying to
edit a picture. And it's called ms blank Sherwood Williams
sells what mm hmm good paint.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Yes, and this holds stuff together and it's you wife, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this comes this particular item is made from trees. The yeah,
the first two words. First word comes from trees.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah. Yeah. This is a bended piece of metal. That's
an office supply. Yeah, stable, that's not a staple. What's
the other one? Two choices on that? Yeah? I almost
said clippy, which I was like, oh yeah, hey, real
quick with the woody woodpecker clue. Could you do his laugh?
As I was thinking about trying, you can't go ha

(01:04:37):
ha ha because you would have to go ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha. That's I say the word. You can't sing
it or do it like in like he dies. Okay, okay,
we just want to get that clarics next time it
comes up. You know, I don't bust out the old
woody wood picker laugh. Right, No, that's that's fair. I
would think if you as long as you didn't you
weren't doing exactly like he does it. I think you

(01:04:59):
would get to pass. Okay, noted, I think, yeah, thanks
for asking. It doesn't matter. You demolished me the record
now it keeps me in the lead with fourteen moves
Lindsey to eleven keeps you dead ass last way, Tulsa's.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
Morning Show continuous nippy, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
It's the big nad Morning Show. Nine one, eight, four six,
oh kmot can also text be in the mass and
then what you want to say to eight two, nine
four five coming up. We've got top list, we got
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up lines for senior citizens. Spoiler, it isn't breathing. Let's

(01:05:48):
see what Ghimpie has in his four x four well
Coba says here the Secretary of State Abe Lincoln announces
over seven hundred million dollars in Ukrainian aid. Abe Lincoln
is in Key meeting with old Zelenski and UK Foreign
Minister David Lammy, Lammy, Lamy whatever. According to the State Department,

(01:06:09):
the assistants will quote continue to support Ukraine and its
people against Russia's war of aggression end quote. It will
boaster bolster the nation's energy infrastructure as well as provide
humanitarian assistance. It says here that the House will not
vote on Johnson's funding plan. How Speaker Mike Johnson is

(01:06:33):
pulling government funding bill after GOP support collapsed. A vote
was scheduled for yesterday, but over it does, Republicans withdrew
their support for the proposed legislation that's tied to voter
ID laws. The stop gap plan would keep the government
funded into March. If funding plan has not passed, the

(01:06:54):
government will shut down on October first. Talk about this yesterday.
They're going to stay open. They'll figure it out. That
says that COVID levels are quotes very high in twenty
three states. The CDC says data collected in late August
showed twenty three states reporting very high levels of the
BID activity and waste water. A CDC viral activity map

(01:07:19):
shows the highest concentration of COVID activity in the Northeast
and mid Atlantic. Authorities say people in the affected regions
should seek medical help if they have trouble breathing, persistent
pain in the chest, and other COVID symptoms. And then lastly,
here GOUVNA stip picks twenty twenty six ballid for minimum

(01:07:42):
wage question. State Question eight thirty two will be up
for a vote on June sixteenth to twenty twenty six.
That's the coding duped into an executive order from the GOUVNA. Yeah. Yeah,
and now how many people go to the ballot box
in June? Yeah? Right, A good point there. You typically
will always get a no on low turnout voter days, right, right,

(01:08:05):
because there ain't nobody there to vote for. Yeah. It
says the question would raise minimum wage in Oklahoma to
fifteen dollars by twenty twenty nine through the Oklahoma Minimum
Wage Act or am wah a'm wah. Also, if passed
beginning in twenty to thirty, the minimum wage would automatically
increase based on the increase in the cost of living

(01:08:28):
if any as measured by the US Department of Labor
Consumer Price Index four Urban wage earners and clerical workers.
Do you think the minimumage should go up? Lindsay yeah,
gimpie perc. Yeah, I don't know how. This is a
hard question. Barely afford things not making minimum wage. Hey,
come on, and it's going to a vote because the

(01:08:48):
lawmakers like I don't know you haven't convinced me right,
I'm making it just fine out come you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Aaron Rodgers doesn't think it's time to panic. The jets
starting quarterbacks said yesterday that the team has to relax
and understand that it is a long season. Rogers echoed
a similar sentiment while playing for the Green Bay Packers

(01:09:22):
about a decade ago. He also mentioned that winning takes
a process, and it's one the Jets are willing to
stick to. Gang Green is last in the AFC East
at zero to one after losing to the San Francisco
forty nine ers on Monday Night. Football New York will
be looking for its first victory of the season when
it visits the Tennessee Titans on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Two things the Have you seen? There's an Aaron Rodgers documentary? Yeah,
really about him rehabbing and stuff like that. I would
I might watch it, not just because he's arguably one
of the best quarterbacks of all time, but to watch
people go through rehabit re fascinating because it psychologically destroys

(01:10:04):
you because you can't do any of the things you
want to do. You're incredibly limited when you've always been
able to do whatever you want, so psychologically it messes
with you. So it'd be interesting to watch him go
through all that. And then the other thing is we've
talked about this. I feel like every year, it doesn't
matter how you play in September or October, it doesn't matter. No,

(01:10:27):
it all comes down to, you know, November and December.
That's the only thing that matters. Think how many teams lost,
didn't the Patriots would like a seven game, six game
like some ridiculous stat and then won the Super Bowl
that year.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, So as long as you can make it to
the playoffs and then beat off everybody in the playoffs,
you're good. Yeah, or win whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Yeah, hear that, Dack, you get there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Listen, they're never gonna make it. Oh, don't do that now,
They're definitely gonna make it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
They've been waiting for Gimby to say something. You hold
all the power. Excellent.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
The Saints are preparing for an upcoming storm. New Orleans
made the decision to send its players home yesterday afternoon
ahead of Hurricane Francine's landfall. Head coach Dennis Allen and
his staff stayed at the facility last night. When with
the hope of resuming with a normal practice day today.
The organization last evacuated for a storm ahead of Hurricane

(01:11:23):
Ida in twenty twenty one, which was a Category four
storm and knocked out power to the area for several days.
New Orleans is tied atop the NFC South at one
to zero. And we'll visit the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I hate that's dad, and everybody's doing it like, oh,
we're tied for first in them. What are you talking about?
It's one game, right, We're undefeated.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Michigan football is finally locking down. Its new head coach,
Sharon Moore, signed a contract yesterday. He coached the first
two games of the season without one after the sides
agreed to the framework of a five year deal back
in January. More was the school's offensive coordinator before taking
over for Jim Harbaugh, who left to coach the Chargers

(01:12:08):
in the off season. The Wolverines took down Washington to
win last season's National Championship game and are one and
one under Moore this year. Michigan has ranked sixteenth in
the latest Top twenty five Coaches pool. And we'll host
Arkansas State on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I am shocked. He got a contract after that blowout,
A shocked, a five year deal. I get it was
in the works, but when you get you lose that
bad right. Well it's the beginning of the season. We'll
pick it up. It doesn't almis Ah, I don't know.
A Michigan fan should hold her breath.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Yeah, and that is your balls to the Wall sports.
I'm Wenday on ninety seven to five KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show. Nine one,
eight four six Oh KMOD. You can also text bmmss
and then what you want to say to eight two
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Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Still time for you to see Corn at the Bok
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Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Good morning, gimbye, Well, good morning Corbyn. You know the
TalkBank feature on the iHeartRadio app is an awesome way
to communicate with us with messages like this, Lindsey, I'm
sorry you didn't like this song. You're squealing, bitch, But
Gimby seems like a man that has the magic touch.

(01:13:48):
A little microphone down the corner of the irradio. He
just to have that and you can literally say whatever
you want. It's the best and worst way to communicate
with us. Yeah, I think is the best because you
get like that, but also you get gems like that. Right, Yeah,
all right. Conspiracy Theory Thursday, and this is I saw

(01:14:10):
this and I didn't know this was a conspiracy, but
apparently they have evidence of Merlin's grave really from like
Sword in the Stone. Huh, Yes, I guess I thought
Merlin was like Baker, like it was just a title
you give one of your advisors that has some sort

(01:14:36):
of insight into the other world. Oh okay, so you
thought Merlin wasn't an actual person who is more of
a title? Correct? Gotcha? Okay, Okay, I guess that wouldn't
make sense. But they they'd have millions of Merlins. But
like Jester, Okay, I did your job. Yeah, I've never
been aware that there was one Merlin. I've always thought
there was only one Merlin. Say more, that's it. That's

(01:14:57):
as far as it goes. No, I mean, like, how
did you come to that can clusion from the Sword
in the Stone?

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Okay, Arthur's table and all all that, you know, glore
that goes with it. I always thought there was only
one Merlin. I never really thought of it to be
the other mages of the time, because that's what they
would be. Yeah. Yeah, mages of the time would be
called Merlin. So he's like the most famous mate. Yeah, okay,

(01:15:22):
I'm just I don't have Ironically, you would think I
would be into Merlin based off my appreciation of magicians. Yeah,
but a magician and a major aren't the same thing.
They're the same realm. I guess you no more than
a doctor. Yeah, well, you got all different kinds of doctors.
A dentist they call him doctors, I know, but a

(01:15:44):
mage is closer to a doctor in our modern times
than is what I'm thinking anyway. Anyway, last week archaeologist
in Scotland revealed evidence of the Wizard's death in Dromesire
between the sixth and seventh centuries. Do you I don't
we see that typed out or we hear people say

(01:16:06):
stuff like that. I don't think you understand how long
ago that was and for society to continue on after
plagues and into the world arguments and predictions of the
end of the world, And should I not be in
power the end will come type of conversations. So long
ago anyway, Merlin was said to have been a loyal

(01:16:29):
advisor to King Arthur amid the Dark Ages, before being imprisoned,
killed and buried along the River Tweed, according to Vita
MERLINI Sylvester the Life of Merlin of the Forest in English,
which is a medieval manuscript of his life which is
currently held at the British Library. Yeah, I guess I
was unaware he was a real human being. I guess so.

(01:16:51):
A new geological survey of the region near the site
of Tina's Castle detected a grave like pit. Further excavation
shows signs of inhabitation during the alleged period of Merlin's life.
The legend contains pre Christian customs, ancient Cumbric names, and
was associated with local sites where archaeology now shows could

(01:17:14):
credibly have given rise to the story. According to one
researcher who serves as the CEO of Guard Archaeology in Glasgow,
such a prominent grave structure in this region would have
been quite rare for the period in which it was dated.
It seems to be a remarkable coincidence that one hillfort
associated with this local legend dates to exactly the same

(01:17:38):
time as the story is set. The results of the study,
two years in the making, were published last week in
Archaeology Reports Online, which is what you read when you're
trying to get in the mood. You go on a
blind date. You show up, lindsay, he's just thumbing through

(01:18:00):
Hold on, he's thumbing through Archaeology Reports today, Yeah, Or
or he's reading the latest issue of Archaeologist's Life. Do
you get an opinion immediately? Yeah, which is not for me.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
This one's not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
You're not dusty enough for him. Right, I'll leave that
joke aside. The new archaeologist evidence does not prove that
the story was true, but instead demonstrates that the legend
likely originated in that town, rather than being brought here
by a wandering medieval storyteller who roped in various random

(01:18:42):
sites in the vicinity. Perhaps it originated as folk memory
to be embellished over the centuries before it spread far
and wide and changed out of almost all recognition. The
discovery helps to paint a much darker picture of the
wise and revered figure, that of a rather pitful fellow

(01:19:02):
prone to uttering nonsensical riddles and bewildering prophecies, and kept
prisoner by an obscure, petty tyrant of a forgotten kingdom
before dying a gruesome death the victim of royal intrigue.
I would And it doesn't mean we're gonna know anything, right,
Just because you find him doesn't mean you know anything.
This is one of the counter arguments to dinosaurs is

(01:19:24):
that people are like, oh, this is what dinosaurs look like.
Keep in mind, we have no idea what dinosaurs looked like.
There is zero evidence to demonstrate what dinosaurs look like.
We just have their skeleton. And if you want to
see the correlation to what I'm talking about, look at
the skeleton of a rabbit and what a rabbit actually
looks like. They're dramatically different. Absolutely, we don't We assume

(01:19:49):
that they had scales, that they were lizard like. You
know that, we don't know if they had feathers or
the virtual hide, what their color was, uh huh. We
just assume that they're all green and they're all reptiles. Right,
Think about that, dinosaurs might not look what you think
they look like. That's wild to think about, because we

(01:20:14):
if you said, draw a picture of dinosaur a bitch
is gonna be gray, right, It's gonna have a certain
feature that you're gonna know for sure, right right, giant
scales on its back, your stegosaurus or whatever, long tea rex. Right. Yeah,
So just because you find Merlin doesn't mean we'll get

(01:20:34):
any more truth to the story. No, But because of
the folklore, and you know, we all thought that it
was just you know, made up, it shows that he
was actually real. Now I could totally buy what they
say here when he's just a crazy old man rattle
and stuff off, you know. And then the king you know,
like believed him or whatever because he was probably pist

(01:20:55):
drunk at the time anyway, right, you know, because that's
all they drank was wine because the water wouldn't good,
you know. And they haven't figured out pasteurization yet of milk, no,
they sure, or cleanliness. Well, and there's the other part
is what makes you think that this tyrant had a
really smart person around him? Yeah, because usually people that

(01:21:15):
have tyrant traits surround themselves with followers, right. They don't
want to be outshined, Right, I don't need you to
be the smartest person in the room. You're a yes, sir.
But if he was an advisor, you would think, you know,
tyrant or not, you would want a smart advisor. And

(01:21:36):
I think that's what Merlin was to Arthur, was an advisor,
even if he was just about now nonsense King Arthur
believed it and took it for what it was and
was like, okay, well, this is new. This is my advisor.
He tells me what's going on. Well, and to imply
that there it was an official role in anything in

(01:21:56):
history is silly. There was no like I need you
to be my advisor, lindsay, that's not the way that works.
It's hey, you're around me a lot, right, And in
historically they write it down and for modern times we
understand it as an advisor. But it was just somebody
that was mysterious and we felt like he wasn't crazy
in casting spells and doing whatever, but just in case,

(01:22:17):
I'm going to keep him near. I awesome would be
if we like dig him up and found some like,
you know, was Merlin's staff or something dud and he's
wearing like the hat yeah, everything that we depict every
Halloween costume. Yes, I think that would be fantastic. Yeah,
I don't disagree. I don't disagree, but when you look

(01:22:38):
in historical documents that we have that goes back to
that time, a lot of it was not fun. It
was literally like you talked to my sister, you are exiled, right,
you looked at my sister yeah out yeah yeah. And
if he thought this person had black magic or whatever

(01:22:59):
phrase you want to use, yeah, then I can see like, well,
I just don't tell him to leave, and then when
you have to, then you send him away. But I
think this is really more clear enough that they did
believe he was real, and it wasn't that he's over
in that town. He's actually right here in this town,
and that the story just kind of evolves over time
and gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and

(01:23:19):
then suddenly, you know, you find out that this guy
died in the basement of the Brady Theater because he
got the flu, when none of that is true, right
if you go down the history that that's not what happened.
He performed here, went back to New York, and died
in New York. But he decides to come back here
to Toulsen Haunts because you know, he performed here before
they are like recently right, But that's how stories get

(01:23:43):
just evolved. They it makes it sexy and gives it
lore like that. Yeah, but for me, I saw it
was like Marlin's real. I had no idea and my
own ignorance. I didn't have enough knowledge, But I love
the idea that from Conspiracy Theory Thursday. We're talking about
Merlin because you did not have that on your being.
Go Guarden, noop, We got to take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 10 (01:24:01):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Good Morning. It's The Big Man Morning Show. Kmod coming up.
Our top list that I'm very much looking forward to.
We're doing top pickup lines for senior citizens. We're doing
Conspiracy Theory Thursday now. And I saw this headline last
week and police chiefs have been issued a new handbook

(01:24:41):
on UFOs okay, which I didn't know that like they had.
Is there like a police chief network like cause I
don't know about where you guys were, but where we work,
there's a high probability that you could or could be
taken out of a group mail at any moment. So
like we have one here for us that's labeled whatever

(01:25:02):
radio dorcs all or something like that, and there are
times where I get stuff from it and sometimes I don't.
I don't know when I get to So how do
you ensure It feels like that's an important network to
have for police chiefs that you would be sending you
know what I mean. It feels like it's got to
be very full proof. Maybe it's just a single website
that police chiefs go to you sign up for Yeah,

(01:25:24):
I don't like that either, And if you don't sign
up for it, then it's on you and you're not
gonna get this information because then if I'm the police
chief of the local HOA, then what like I can
be in it too, Like how do you validate threshold? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:25:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Anyway? An eleven page document titled Reference Guide has been
sent to police chiefs and they're warned about UFOs creating
significant safety risks to law enforcement air support units. The
handbook is broken up into eleven sections with titles like
law Enforcement Considerations, Whistleblowers, UAP reporting mechanisms. Police officers in

(01:26:02):
the field have historically reported restoratives reported observing UAP while
on and off duty, reporting details to dispatch, and sharing
their information with other local or federal law enforcement agencies
in the US military. According to the Handbook, Therefore, local
law enforcement may have an interest in understanding the potential

(01:26:24):
risks UAP posts to officers when encountered in the field,
and determine how the details of these incidents are tracked
and analyzed to develop appropriate policies and tactics to respond.
So I took from this so far is that they
did not have any statement or stance with law enforcement

(01:26:46):
on UFO slash UAPs. No, but now they do because
why you never know or they know about a threat,
or there's enough public chatter about it that they feel
like they got to have something in place, Like, Hey,
if you're looking for some policies, here's what we recommend.

(01:27:08):
Do you think like the FEDS would pass that down
to a local level, right if they're uf If they
knew that there was a threat, is what I'm getting at.
If the FEDS knew that there was an alien threat
or UFO UAP threat, that they would pass that down
to the locals instead of just you know, handling it
themselves or trying to keep it to themselves and handling

(01:27:29):
it to themselves. I would like to think so, But
because but only because of modern times. If this was
the like you think about in the movies they always
show the FEDS swooping in to do that, would you're
essentially doing local right right? Nowadays they have local field
offices that they would have to activate, and a local
field offices isn't necessarily filled with a tactical unit, right, right,

(01:27:53):
But there's still local FBI agents, right, and they're still
working for the government, And yeah, there's still above when
it comes to the ranking of the hierarchy of law, right,
the FBI would be above your local sheriffs, your local
regular street police department. What happens, Yeah, I just don't

(01:28:14):
think that if there was a situation like a threat,
you know, they don't have Agent K and Agent J
and the wings just ready to be dispatched and that
could handle that situation. You would need a special group
of people trained to deal with it. I would. I
would think like space force, Like not space force, because

(01:28:35):
that's for in space, right, but you would need somebody surely,
surely if they did, let's just say they do know
something they issue this. Are they telling local police officers
to shoot at them with their guns? That doesn't seem
to make sense right from what I don't know about aliens.
How else are we going to defend ourselves?

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
It would feel it would feel ridiculous if they knew
that to then send them into the trap. That's it.
Every local law enforcement officer needs a laser and maybe
they issue that as well. I just I think the
brotherhood of law enforcement does cross over federally, OK, And
the the people wouldn't be like, hey, just sure you

(01:29:17):
know you know what I mean? Like I have a
friend that work is in the FBI, X y z H.
I know officers that work closely with local federal agencies,
and there's no way they wouldn't share the information. Do
you see what I'm saying. There's just modern times the
cross information. Yeah, it's like missing persons, right. Missing persons

(01:29:38):
becomes federal when it crosses state lines right right? And
I know our state the Highway Patrol has a intense
unit to help with missing persons. They have a tactical
group that that's what they do, and so they handle
it most of the time before it gets moved up
or they bring in the sort the local source brings

(01:29:59):
them in. So I think it would be handled locally
before it would Our highway patrol gets slept on all
the time. Man Like, people don't realize how awesome our
highway patrol is in terms of what they can and
can't do. Yeah, they are people. You would blow your
minds the things that I've been telling. I'm like, no, way, Like, yeah,

(01:30:19):
that's what we do. I'm like, really, you don't just
drive on the back roads.

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
And so it also covers out the United States Department
of Defense, Congress, a Federal Aviation Administration, NASA, and various
international organizations have dealt with UFOs in the past, which
I feel like we don't even know. For example, in
Section three, US government UAP programs as sorted high profile
UFO topics like Project Saucer, Roswell, Project blue Book, NASA's

(01:30:52):
nineteen sixty Brookings Report, the nineteen sixty four CI out
of Evaluation of UFOs, Project Twinkle, all are briefly discussed
and with links provided for each which lead to more information.
How many of those were you aware of, Gimpie, None
of them? Zero? I mean you knew Roswell. Oh yeah,
besides that, I knew Roswell, I knew Brookings, I knew

(01:31:13):
blue Book. I that any of those and this project
Twinkle just sounds sketchy, Yeah, it does. In Section two
Law Enforcement Considerations, the Major Cities Chiefs Association Rights under
the heading unknown threat to Public Safety quote, reports released
by a RO and O d NI, the Office of

(01:31:33):
Director of National Intelligence, among other US government and nonprofit entities,
claims that UAP present present a clear threat to national security.
Since their capabilities and origins are unknown, some agencies speculate
these phenomenon, phenomenon, and objects could potentially originate from foreign

(01:31:55):
governments or other entities and be capable of collecting sensitive
data or conducting attacks. Although incidents of UAP causing harm
or inflicting injury on civilian populations has never been reported,
their motives and threat capabilities are unknown. Therefore, it's in
the interest of law enforcement to be aware of trends

(01:32:16):
and reporting on UAP due to the unknown threat they
may pose and their continued presidents and controlled and restricted
airspace where police air support units operate. So it's said
to me, the headline sounds more alarming than it is.
They're just saying, hey, they're treating UAPs as like anything.
We don't know what it is in the air, right,

(01:32:38):
which essentially it's exactly what it is, right, Yeah, but
we hear in like aliens. Yeah, because with drones and stuff. Now,
the drones. You see drones all the time, you see
them everywhere, but you only love them when they're you know,
making pictures of Simon callup in the sky.

Speaker 9 (01:32:54):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
But when you see this, go watch you want to
get tripped out. I think this is the biggest threat
we have is drones. Go especially beginning and intrigate, integate,
incorporate in them, AI, but go down the rabbit hole
of drones chasing Russian soldiers. Okay, it's gonna trip you out,

(01:33:20):
and how it shows. And from the standpoint of the
Russian soldiers like in foxholes and the ear like looking
for the enemy. Yeah, yeah, it's easier to send one
of those machines out there to do eurecon as opposed
to an actual human being, or load it with explosives
and kamakazi it into the ground. Absolutely, I've seen them

(01:33:44):
where they try to strap a nine millimeter to it,
you know, all right, kid? But yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But everything starts somewhere, and I agree with you, man,
that is some dangerous stuff right here. We may not
have to send bodies in the war anymore, when we
can just have the robots do it, and when you
incorporate it with AI and let it figure it out
on its own. Oh God, I have a friend who

(01:34:06):
does in Iowa, and he does he does drone work
for farmers. And what he does because farmer's supposed to
check their fields, but when you have hundreds and hundreds
and hundreds of acres, it takes you got to hire
someone just to do it. But with drones, they can
get it done in fifty minutes. Right, And so he
pulls up on the side of the country road, opens
his sunroof, lets the drone go, hits play on his laptop,

(01:34:29):
falls asleep. A drone go does all the work, takes
all the pictures, and in real time it uploads it
and the farmer can look at it whenever he wants. Yeah,
each row goes all the way down, up and down,
up and down, up and down. Drone comes back when
it needs a battery change on its own. He doesn't
have to do anything. Well, yeah, that can also exist

(01:34:52):
in a war scenario. Yeah. Yeah, they're more than just
hobbies and toys. Yeah, these drones have gotten ser he
is and I would like to have one. I would
like that cheap.

Speaker 8 (01:35:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
I had one, and I broke it three times and
finally was like, I don't need to know how to
do this, you know, shame on me. Once twice, three times,
I'm like, I'm stupid. Yeah, once you figured it out, though,
they are an s load of fun. Sure, Sure, I
just got a little kid one for my boy years
years years got played with them more than he ever.

(01:35:25):
Did you know, because of Sony, I can hook up,
have a little stand for my phone, connect to it,
you know, wirelessly or whatever. And then now I'm over
here spying on the neighbors. You know, from my house,
I'm spying on the neighbors six houses down, you know,
not like spying spying on I'm like, but you know

(01:35:46):
the buzz it down there and you can see the
kids playing and whatnots, And yeah, yeah, there are a
lot of fun. Once you figured it out, they are
a lot of fun. Better Yet, what if I had
a drone and I didn't like my neighbor's dog like
that email the other day, I wanted to crash my
drunk into the dog with whatever, uh napalm on it? Wow?
A little extreme, but and then but no, then there's

(01:36:07):
no evidence, Like, how do you pinpoint it back to me?
To me, it's I think this is more terrify the
biggest threat. Drones are the biggest threat. And when you
can do that from an organized crime standpoint or from
just neighbors battling each other. Right, right, there was a
video the other day. Was it in New York City?
I think maybe it was in California? And then the

(01:36:32):
dog they sent the dog drum the dog robot in, Yeah,
and it like looked at like it pushed the door open,
got the door open, and like looked in and it's
like Prounce it prancing in, you know that weird robot dogway. Yeah, yeah,
they're clunky af right now, but just give it time.
It's still a matter better, way better than we saw it.
What five years ago, six years ago, we were like, nah, yeah, exactly, Oh,

(01:36:56):
robots will never make it. They could barely walk. Well yeah,
I look at them now. Yeah, but this is still
and this has always been my point, This is still
someone has to control it, right, right, But with the
advancements of AI, it won't be long before that doesn't.
You don't have to worry about that it's all self controlled.
The dog has the robot. Dog has a mind of
its own and it's all controlled by AI who was

(01:37:18):
teaching itself. Yeah, at a at a real time rapid speed. Right,
scary stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
I'm a firm believer in the terminator is real. But
as to the conspiracy for today that they were issued UAP,
can you know laws or whatever things to consider from
law enforcement. I think they're talking about more like drones
and that type of stuff. Yeah, than they are. You know,
Merlin's are not Marylin. That's not good. That was a
previously but like alien George's thing, right right, all right,

(01:37:47):
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back of the morning
show Tulsa's Rock Station.

Speaker 7 (01:37:57):
KOD Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
It's the Big Mad Morning Show six KMOD. You can
also text BMMS and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. See what Lindsay has
for Balls to the Wall sports.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
The raised pitcher is paying the price for his actions
in a game against the Phillies. Major League Baseball suspended
and when U seea for the three games and was
fined an undisclosed amount of money for intentionally throwing at
Nick Castianos during Tuesday's game. The league also announced that
manager Kevin Cash has been suspended one game used It

(01:38:54):
got ejected in the eighth inning after hitting Castianos with
a fastball, which led to the benches clearing. The reliever
is two and zero with a one point four nine
ERA and twenty five appearances this season.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I if you've seen the video of this brawl, melee, Yeah,
it's not a brawl. Nobody throws punches. And seeing Bryce
Harper try like, come out me, bro, You're like a guys.
I get it, come to the defense of your guy.
But all this pete cockying ru I don't get it. Man,

(01:39:31):
Why a you're letting your girl hold you back. If
you want to throw a punch, throw a punch. Yeah,
And I've never understood the idea of like, oh no,
like they were doing it for a reason. So you're
telling me one of their best pitchers is gonna get
They're like, just get suspended for three games. They know
that's going to happen, Like, yeah, just throw the ball
and hit him, Like gets we know you're gonna get

(01:39:53):
suspended even though we need you. Phillies are just piss
because they're not winning games.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Truth, the maverick are bringing back a member of their
bench for the upcoming season. Dallas is a signing veteran
forward Markkeith Morris to a new deal. The thirty five
year old averaged two and a half points, one point
five rebounds through twenty six games for the Western Conference
champion MAVs last season. Morris will be entering his fourteenth

(01:40:18):
NBA season after being selected in the first round of
the twenty eleven draft out of Kansas. The journeyman has
also spent time with the Phoenix Suns, Washington Wizards, Oklahoma
City Thunder, Detroit Pistons, the Lakers, Miami Heat, and Brooklyn
Nets throughout his career, and the PAC twelve is set
to add four new schools following a conference collapse over

(01:40:39):
the past past year. Yahoo Sports is reporting that Boise State,
Colorado State, San Diego State, and Fresno State have applied
for PAC twelve membership to begin in the twenty twenty
six twenty seven academic year. Those four schools would join
Oregon State and Washington State to make up a six
team conference. Those four Mountain West programs are expected to

(01:41:00):
pay an exit fee of roughly eighteen million dollars to
leave their current conference. Following the confirmation of the four
new editions, the PAC twelve will still need to add
two more schools to reach the NCAA minimum requirement. And
the Miami Dolphins are hoping to improve to two and
zero on the season. They host the Buffalo Bills tonight

(01:41:21):
at hard Rock Stadium. The Dolphins beat the Jaguars twenty
to seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:41:26):
In Week one.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
The Bills took down the Arizona Cardinals thirty four to
twenty eight. The Finns have lost eleven of their last
twelve games against a Buffalo. And that's your balls to
the walls Stone, I have a dollas report. Do we
have more of those tickets?

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Every day? We're doing it? Wonderful, all right, rabbit ub Lindsay, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
Your balls at the wall Sports. I'm Lindsay on ninety
seven to five km movie.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
Good morning, It's the Big Mad Morning Show nine one,
eight four six oh kmot. You can also text bmms
and then what you want to say to eight two
nine four five Good morning, Lindsay.

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Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn. There is a
lot of free stuff up for grabs at the website
at Rocks Kamody dot com. You just gotta check it
out and click on the contest page. All right, we
do our top list on Thursdays. At this time, let's
get started. It's Typerpig Mad Morning Show's top list random topics,
randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and

(01:42:54):
Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's top list
is pickup lines for Senior Citizen's Top five Pickup Lines
for Senior Citizens Number five.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Lindsay, nice dentures. You want to chew my food for me?

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Oh yeah, I don't love that one.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
I don't really love it either, but it was the
first thing that I thought of and so.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
I went with it. If you're using that as a
pickup line, my answer is no. Well, and to think
that is that you age. You just want you just
want to find a partner to chew your food for
you like you're a bird is also a weird staff true.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Number four. I want to take off these bloomers and
find out if the carpet matches matches the drapes bloomers.

Speaker 9 (01:43:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
Number three, I want to take in a silent film
on the picture box and chill on my dad?

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
God, how old are these people? One hundred and sixteen
the talkies? Right, maybe we'll catch one in color.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Number two, I've forgotten where my bed is? Can I
sleep in yours? And number one? Buy me a few
drinks and I'll take my teeth out and show you
a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Now, see now that I'm down? Yeah, now that feels
a little more on brand. Down for a gummer? Yea.
What was that TV show on HBO where they followed
prostitutes and stuff? I think in New York City, oh Man,

(01:44:33):
Taxi cab Confessions, No no, no, no, no no, And
it was awesome and they would check in with these prostitutes.
Most of them were drug dealers or drugies, and she
would talk about giving gummers. All right, we're doing top
list pickup lines for senior citizens. God help us all.
Number five gimpie. Let's see here. Number five, roses or daisies.

(01:44:59):
Just pick? No, seriously, go ahead, just pick. Oh well, now,
let I know what flowers to put on your casket
when I murder that kitty. Oh my god. Number four,
My arteries aren't the only thing I've hardened. Oh my gosh.

(01:45:24):
Number three, My idea is like cat nap. It'll make
a cougar like you go wild.

Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
Im bad.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Number two pickup lines for senior citizens. Are you a
cat lady? Because I'm the cat whisperer and I know
exactly what that kidd he needs. It feels like that
would work at any age pretty much, yeah, either way.
And my last one here, I like eating grilled cheese.

(01:45:55):
I expected more out of you, By the way, so
alrdy to this point. Take a number pickup lines for
senior citizens. Number five, I started light. You want a whoopee? Right?
Got it? You don't want to go to a break.
They're not gonna be abrasive their grandparents. Number four I'm
very experienced because they're old. Yeah, let's take a turn. No,

(01:46:21):
I'm your husband, I swear. Number two it's so long
you're going to want to put a tennis ball in
the end of it, Oh God. And number one that
I have for top pickup lines for senior citizens is

(01:46:45):
do I come here often? That's a good one and
makes sense some of the others I had. Would you
like to share my bread pudding only if you chew
it up for I'll take my teeth out if you
take out yours? Are they pull up or quick release? Depends?

(01:47:09):
I can't remember where my bed is? Mind if I
very similar to Lindsay's. And my last one that I
have as an alternate was I'm having an acute angina.
Have a cute You have a cute angina? I love
that too. Those are all that means a heart attack.

(01:47:31):
It's a medical term for a heart attack, right sure?

Speaker 7 (01:47:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
This one somebody texted my doctor says, I can't lift
heavy things. Can you hold it while I pee? Another one?
Are the front of your depends swollen from urine? Are
you just happy to see me? Another one? You're not
dead yet? We have so much in common.

Speaker 7 (01:48:01):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
You must be dentures because I need to take you
out every night? Can I share your oxygen tank because
you took my breath away?

Speaker 3 (01:48:14):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
Baby, want to help test out my new hip. Yeah,
let me know what I can do without my dint Well,
let me show you what I can do without my dentures.
I like your loofah colors. Want to earn a pink
and blue one that is so funny and not your
average joke. You gotta know what that means.

Speaker 9 (01:48:35):
That is.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
About retirement. Oh yes, if you were a probotic yogurt,
a probiotic probiotic yogurt, you would be fruit at the bottom,
would you? Okay, that doesn't make any sense. If you
are a probiotic yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom?
Or stirred? Another one? My hips are so my my

(01:49:00):
hips are out, So you're gonna have to bounce in it. Yeah.
These aren't easy to do, as you're clearly hearing, right,
you gotta articulate it a certain way. I'm gonna do
the Charleston in your panties. Good God, Hello, my baby,
Hello man, Arlan, Hello on my rag down.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
Kid.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
How old are we talking? Right? You guys went like
cripkeeper old because we're all still stuck in the nineties. Man. Yeah,
when you realize thirty years ago is in the nineties,
not in the seventies. Also, I'm a grandparent, So what

(01:49:44):
does that say? As long as I have this wheelchair,
you'll always have a lap to sit on.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
I liver spotted you from across the room, right.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
All right, we gotta take a break and when we
come Trans Siberian nor Orchestra's coming back to town and
we're gonna talk with Al Petrelli when we come back.

Speaker 6 (01:50:06):
The Big Mad Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning Show
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Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
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Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
That returns to the Bok Center coming up this December.
Tickets go on sale for Trans Siberian Orchestra tomorrow at
ten am. And on the line Withcees right now is
ALB Patrelli of TSO. Hey man, how are you?

Speaker 9 (01:50:58):
I'm doing good, brother? How you doing today?

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
It's great to talk to you again. Congratulations on another tour.
You guys have played thousands and thousands of shows if
you could, is there a place you haven't played yet
that you want to play that's on your bucket list?
How I mean? I would think when you have a
bucket list place you just go do it with the
power that TSO has.

Speaker 9 (01:51:20):
Well, yeah, kind of, but I think we've hit every
place that we needed to hit so far. I mean,
we don't travel internationally that much just because we get
jammed up in the holiday season here in America. But
we have, you know, gone to Europe a couple of times.
You know, throughout my career, I really don't. The only
place I have personally never played that I would love
to is Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
TSO's never played Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 9 (01:51:45):
Well, no, TSO did, but the East Coast Band did it.
I run the West Coast Band, and for whatever the reason,
we just never came through New York and that's where
I grew up. So in theory I played it, but
in actuality I haven't. And I know that sounds kind
of weird.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
In your whole musical career, you've never played the Garden.

Speaker 7 (01:52:01):
Nope.

Speaker 9 (01:52:02):
So that's one listen that'll keep me hungry. Maybe there's
a chance one day, but listen, I've been doing this
for the better part of forty years and thirty years
with Transiberian Orchestra, and if that's like where my failure lies.
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
That's an interesting because almost every entertainer dreams of playing
the Garden as on their bucket list. And yeah, that
feels like that's an easy thing. Can't you just say
I'm doing this tonight, I'm flying to New York.

Speaker 9 (01:52:28):
You know, it's funny that you said that because back
in the day, Paul On, the other gentleman who created
this whole thing, you know, we both grew up together,
we both grew up in New York, and he's like,
you know, well, if you want, I'll fly you. You know,
we'll swap guitar players to the one show. And I'm
like the fact that you offered that meant everything to me.
I appreciate it. But let's let's just let's be pros
and let's do what we were out here to do

(01:52:49):
and don't worry about it. You know, get me a
T shirt that says Madison square Bark.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
I'm sure you've been there though. Listen. Transian Orchestra is
coming back to Tulsa on December. Sick tickets go on
sale tomorrow at ten am. Bokacenter dot com for all
the details and when you're planning, because you guys do
a great job of trying to make each show a
little fresh, a little different, but also familiar to the
TSO nation. When you go through planning the show for

(01:53:15):
the next year, are the boxes you try to check
or that you've always wanted to try and check and
just can't make it happen.

Speaker 9 (01:53:23):
Yes and no. I mean we start the planning for
the next year's tour about two weeks after we get
home from the previous one. So by mid January, we're
having our you know, our phone calls, our conferences, our emails,
you know, all that back and forth for a couple
of weeks, and like, okay, everything was great last year.
You know, I always equate. I don't know if I
mentioned to you in the past, but I kind of
compare it to like, you know, the Super Bowl winning

(01:53:44):
team from last year, Like they got the ring, dude,
you know, they got the parade. Everything's great, congratulations. But
then it's like, Okay, go back to the drawing board
and let's rebuild it from the ground up. Because there's
no guarantee that you're going to get that ring next year.
You have to earn it, work for it every day.
And we kind of approached next year's tour the same
way we got home. It was like, Okay, we did
this story, we did this fantastic. What are we going

(01:54:05):
to do next year? That's going to be bigger, better,
and most importantly, somewhat different, because we have to maintain
a sense of familiarity with the folks in the audience,
because you know, they've made us part of the holiday tradition.
Yet I got it. I'm not going to get complacent.
I don't want to repeat myself.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
So you know, we.

Speaker 9 (01:54:21):
Stumbled upon the fact that we have not played The
Lost Christmas Eve in about a dozen years, and that's
the third installment of Paul O'Neil's Christmas Trilogy. Now, we've
been doing songs from that record over the years, and
you know, that's a lot of folks in the audience
their favorites, but we haven't done it in its entirety
in a while. So that's what we're going to present
to you guys this year. And the folks that come
year after year, I call them my repeat offenders. They're

(01:54:43):
gonna be cool with that because they're very familiar with
the story and it's part of the holiday tradition. But
I wanted to make it different enough that I'm going
to put them back on the heels all night.

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Yeah, that people love it. You just said it there.
That TSO has become a part of your Christmas ritual
for people, that is not something everybody gets to say.
When you've got Christmas in Sarajovo is one of the
most recognizable Christmas songs or holiday songs. And then also
that your band and what you got you were co
creator of, is become this part of ritual. How does

(01:55:15):
that sit? How do you stay humble with those two accolades.

Speaker 9 (01:55:18):
Well, it's an honor. I mean, it's the most incredible thing. Ever, too,
Like when I was a kid, I would hear Vince
Geraldy's piano playing and immediately would take me back to
Christmas time, you know, from Charlie Brown's Christmas or you know,
watching Bing Crossby and David Bowie do that due it
on a little drummer boy became just as staple as
I was a teenager. You know, I've heard a thousand times,
and first of all, I greatly appreciate you saying what

(01:55:39):
you just said, but I've heard a thousand times say, hey,
you know, dude, it's not the holidays until we come
to you guys live where we play your music in
our homes. But from Thanksgiving to New Year's I never
saw that one on the radar. You know, it's approaching
thirty years ago that I first recorded that song with
Paul O'Neil, and I knew that we had something very
special in our hands artistically, but I think it was

(01:56:00):
going to permeate everybody's you know, households ever, you know.
So it's an honor, but it's an enormous responsibility because
you know, I owe the community, I owe Paul O'Neil
the best show ever, you know, and we're never going
to sit back on our hands or look in the
rear view mirror and say, oh, dude, we crushed it
last year. Let's just skate throw.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:56:18):
With thirty years, it's almost half my life. I've been
doing this god willing I get to do it for
I don't know, know, the twenty thirty whatever, and I
want to make sure that every time somebody comes to
see us play, they go, man, they did it again.
It was better than last year. That's all it matters
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
And I think you're doing that because I've never of
all the people we've sent to see Trans Siberian Orchestra,
they never come back and go that's fine. No, every
time they go, man, it was awesome, they blew my
socks off.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:56:43):
If I ever hear anybody say it was fine, it
would break my heart. You know, this is this is
like having you know, like a child or I always
compare it to you know, being a parent. You know,
my oldest son is thirty seven years old, and I
never get tired of you know when I see him,
hugging him, kissing him and tell them I love him,
and you know, be calf drive and he's like, daddy.
You know, I'm gonna be forty so much. I don't care.
You're still my baby. That's what TSO is to me.

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If it was Paul O'Neil's child, then I'm just a
weird uncle in the corner, you know. And I will
protect and nurture this thing forever to the mest of
my ability.

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
Transit Barry Orchestra is coming back to Tulsa on December.
Tick six. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at ten Ambok
center dot com. Albatrelli's joining us. When you think about
the tour, do you have, like if people are on
tour with you, do you guys, do some people partying
go crazy like the rock and roll lifestyle or is
it a really well oiled machine that everybody understands how

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important each performance is.

Speaker 9 (01:57:37):
Yeah, I'm going to say the second to those two
common This is not the band that you're going to
cut your teeth and you know, act like you're at
the Riot House in la in nineteen eighty not happening.
This is something completely different. And I'm going to be
sixty two years old next week, you know, So I
had my day in the sunshine, you know, doing that
kind of stuff thirty forty years ago, not on my

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watch in the Transformarian Orchestra. And first of all, you
really can't, even if you wanted to, you physically, I'm
not gonna be able to pull it off. You know.
We're doing two shows a day in a lot of towns.
You know, you cannot stay up swinging from the chandelier
the night before and be great for two shows the
next day.

Speaker 1 (01:58:14):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:58:14):
And most of the folks in the band have been
with me for twenty something years and they all know
the drill.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:58:19):
For six weeks we have to go out there and
crush it. You know, opening night is in Council Bluffs.
I don't know. Second week of November. First show when
I come see you guys. Maybe it's my tenth, fifteenth,
twentieth show, whatever it is, but it's your first show,
and you deserve a perfect first show as well. So
you know it's a very well oiled, tightly run machine
because it has to be well.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
I have so much respect for that because so many
bands treat it like I don't want to say, an inconvenience,
but today I got to play their hit again. They
got to do this and it turns just a part
of selling records or whatever, and it you know, you've
always held up the idea of no listen. I might
be the only time. This might be the only time
you see us. I want it to be the most memorable.

Speaker 9 (01:59:00):
It's got to be. But first of all, I've been
dreaming about this literally for sixty years. I was two
years old when I've seen the Beatles on Ed Sullivan
and sixty four right, And my mom will tell you,
you know, obviously I wasn't aware of what I was doing,
but I was in my feete pajamas at two years old,
and I saw Paul McCartney and John Lennon and George
Harrison and Ringo, and I was so taken back by
it that I ran over into the corner with my

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granddad had an acoustic guitar by the fireplace, and I
just started strumming it. And I love the way it
sounded and felt. You know, sixty years later, I'm still
doing that, and I feel like a teenager every time
I put that less pol around my neck. You know,
it's brand new every time, you know, because it's a
dream come true in perpetuity. You know why would it?
And I love playing these songs. I helped create this stuff.
You know, I recorded all of them. You know, I

(01:59:42):
could tell you. You know what the studios smelled like.
You know what we were doing, you know how we
were laughing about things. You know, this is something that
again a child being born, and I've watched it grow up,
you know, to be almost thirty years old and in
amazement looking at it, saying I'd never seen this on
the radar. I can't believe how successful this has become
and how much people actually love this thing as much
as I do.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
I love what you're saying, and the music fan of
me loves it too, But you are human, So how
do you push through on those days to go, Man,
I've got to do this every time. It's great to say,
but it's harder to implement. So what do you do
to when you get, you know, geared up to walk
out on stage to deal with those hard dat I
was a dog walker in San Francisco. The only difference

(02:00:24):
between that job and this job is I just put
the dodo in my hands, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:00:28):
So what was it?

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
What was it for? What is it for you to
get on that page to go all right? And you
can have bad days too, so like, how do you
overcome all that stuff to have that mindset?

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (02:00:39):
I'm never off the page, so you know, I'm either practicing, writing, underscoring, composing,
talking about all year long, you know. And I mean
from a physical level. Everybody in the band, you know,
has their own workout routine. I've been boxing for about
fifteen twenty years now, and I'm terrible, but it keeps

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me really good shape. So a lot of the times
I'll have like I have boxing coaches all over America,
and like they'll come to the venue and they'll punch
me in the face of forty five minutes, you know,
the first thing in the morning. So that's the worst
part of my day. What bad could happen to me
after that?

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Right? No, I get it. That type of vutlet can change,
and especially with something so calculated as boxing, it keeps
your mind fresh. Do you follow the boxing world too.

Speaker 9 (02:01:24):
Yes, not as much as I'd like to, but I do.
You know, I follow football a whole lot more. You know,
ever since COVID. Let me back up, We've been touring
since ninety nine, so I have not really sat down
and watching a football game since ninety nine because I'm
kind of really busy every Sunday. And then when COVID
you know, kind of put the entire world in Paulsmo,

(02:01:46):
to say the least, I was like, all right, well,
we're not touring this year, and I'm home with my daughters.
I'm going to click on the TV. And I got
to watch Patrick Mahomes for the first time accidentally in
twenty twenty, and I was like, this is fun, you know.
So I'm kind of like a football junkie all over again. Well, listen,
I love Mayweather. I love watching the old tapes on Tyson.
You know, I love the outleas stuff. You know, so

(02:02:10):
many great boxes. Because the thing about boxing that I
related to music is you can't lie to it. You know,
you could say you did all the homework, but when
the bell rings and you're you know, going in the
middle of the ring and somebody wants to take your
head off, you better have done your homework because you're
not going to be able to lie through this one.
Same thing with being in a rock and roll band,
in this case Trans Siberian Orchestra. You know, when the

(02:02:31):
house lights go down and the curtain comes up and
I hit that downbeat, we better have done our homework
because these people expect perfection or as close as you
can humanly get to it, you know. So we're going
to rehearse that show fifty or sixty times before opening
night because I want every show to be a perfect
first show.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Al Pachroli's joining us at Trans Siberian Orchestral will do
that when they come to town on December sixth at
the be Okay Center. Tickets going see Friday at ten am.
You said, you so you do boxing, Do you train
like you'll spar or whatever. Have somebody come in or
do you have somebody travel with you when you are
on the road.

Speaker 9 (02:03:05):
No, no, no, I got friends all over the place,
not every city, but I'd say half of them, you know,
UFC fighters or boxers. You know, I stopped doing jiu
jitsu a long time ago because I kept like jamming
up my fingers and that's really not a good thing
to do as a guitar player. So and listen, none
of these guys are going at me full fourth. So
we've will become friends over the years, and you know,

(02:03:25):
they just know that, you know, the old little guy
wants to move around a little bit, and you know
I want to kind of get my car to keep
my cardio going. And like I said, from that point on,
there is nothing I can really not handle. If something
goes wrong on stage shoreing the show, I got it
because you know, I've been like, you know, slipping people's
jabs all morning.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
Yeah, you'll love this. Somebody text us in it says
last year I took my six year old to the
show here at the Bok Center for his very first concert.
Amazing show, the lights, fire, the music. He loved it.
Both the Christmas and Beethoven stuff is so good. Will
be there again this year and tell him. After my
six year old attended the show, he insisted I get
him a play piano. He now plays every day.

Speaker 9 (02:04:03):
Well, there, it is right there. That is the greatest
thing I could ever hear, because you know, you know
the fact that we're up there playing and some little
kid decided he wanted to explore music after seeing one
of our shows. I mean, what more can I say
than that, That's the greatest compliment ever. And thank that
person so very much. And I hope to see them
this year.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
Yeah, all right, So last question I have for you,
Al Patroli's joining us b Ok Center December sixth. Trans
Siberian Orchestra Returns. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at ten am.
You have a story career. You've played with so many musicians.
Is there a piece of advice that was either maybe
the worst or best you've ever gotten about moving forward
and like continuing through adversity?

Speaker 9 (02:04:40):
Yeah? I think I must have been in the first
the second grade, and I wanted to be in the
choir in elementary school. And you know, you either remember
really exceptional moments in your life are really dark moments
in your life. And this is one of the dark
ones where I remember distinctly, like the chorus, teacher looked
at me and goes, you know, maybe music's not for you.

(02:05:01):
And I was like, huh okay, which fuel that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:04):
Fire for me to prove her wrong, you know, And
it's been the thing every day, every day, you know.

Speaker 9 (02:05:11):
I mean, listen, my dad, rest of the soul. He
was a high school teacher you're talking about. You know,
I was in high school in the seventies, and you know,
long hair and earrings and tattoos and playing guitar. That
was like a counterculture that he was having no part of,
you know. But I loved it so much, you know,
and he realized that it meaning went against the grain
and everything he stood for. But he said, you know,

(02:05:32):
this kid loves this that much. You know, I got
to let her at least look at it and go
for it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
You know.

Speaker 9 (02:05:36):
So things like that, you know, motivational things. Sometimes they're
a good motivational things. Sometimes you know it's bad. But
I could use that as an energy to motivate myself
to do so, whether to prove somebody wrong or prove
it to myself that I deal I said, I can
do this. You know, I'm not sure how I'm going
to do it, but I really want to do it
with you know, more than anything else. So, you know,

(02:05:57):
like anything else, if you dedicate your life to something,
you better do it. But as you love it. Because
there's not enough money you can pay me to spend
ten twelve hours every day exploring the unknown.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
Well, I always enjoyed talking with you. We always have
a great conversation. Your shows will never disappoint, So we're
looking forward you guys coming back to the Bok Center
on December. Ticket six tickets go on sale tomorrow morning
at ten am. And if when you come to town
you want to do a little light sparring, I would
love for you to whip my ass for you know,
about five to ten, fifteen minutes or whatever you're I'm
feel comfortable with.

Speaker 9 (02:06:27):
There will be no ass will be I'm not that good,
but you know, but yeah, listen, I'd love to move
around and have a drink, have a coffee, whatever you
want to do. Brother, It's the first time since twenty
twenty where like the restrictions, these COVID restrictions are going
to kind of ease up on us, and it's gonna
be nice to, you know, meet people and say hello,
we're getting shake hands and hug and just go back
to what I really enjoy doing. You know. The concerts
are awesome, but I do miss, you know, just hanging

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out with people before d or after.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
Get your tickets tomorrow morning. They go on sale at
ten am bok Center dot com to see Transiberry Noorkstra
December sixth at the Bok Center. Al have a fantastic weekend,
my brother.

Speaker 9 (02:07:01):
Always a pleasure to talking to you, my best of
your family, and I'll see you soon.

Speaker 1 (02:07:03):
All right, take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 8 (02:07:06):
Til says Morning Show, The Big Bad Morning Show, The
Assaulting Congenuous next n kmod, Good morning, It's the Big

(02:07:33):
Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Nine eight four six O KMOD. I don't know if
you saw your pricy video of it all day. Apparently
two civilians walked in space this morning. That's wild. I
tried to watch the live feed this morning before we started.
It was slow, it was clunky. Right before we got

(02:07:56):
on air, the guy was like prairie dogged halfway out
of his little space hole. Dude, I would be I'd
be terrified. Yeah, it was. I mean, it was like
it was solid black. But then being conspiracy theory Thursday
as it is, I'm like, m, how do we know

(02:08:17):
that's really in space? Sure? Sure, think about this, Like
you stand at the Grand Canyon or Pike's Peak or
whatever and you look out and you're like, ah, that's cool.
Or you stand at the ocean. You look and you
go that's cool, and you know that there's the ocean,
there's there's land somewhere on the other side. You know
there's people on the other side. You stick your gopher

(02:08:39):
head out of a hole into deep space. There ain't
nothing else out there. You can't tell me that doesn't
change your mind about life, for sure, you can't. That's
the Marble photo is one of the most amazing photos
ever for those No, it's a photo taken from space
of Earth and you realize how small we are and

(02:09:02):
it does not matter if you let the guy merge
in in front of you. But I can only imagine
like leaning out of a capsule and like, I'm not
supposed to be here right right? They let the intern go. Yeah,
isn't that awesome? But honestly, if you're gonna do the
first ever civilian spacewalk. What you let the intern go?

(02:09:23):
Just in case we listen. We've all watched Lost in Space.
Sure it's a cheese television sitcom, but I know how
it works, and I'm letting the intern go before I
go up it. Lindsay, what'd you learn today?

Speaker 5 (02:09:38):
I learned that it was on September twelfth, twenty twenty four,
at seven fifteen in the morning that can be said,
once his animals die, he is done with animals.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
She was a nice lady.

Speaker 5 (02:09:52):
I also learned that Gimbie is a peeping town.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
Gimpy. What you learn today? I learned that I don't
need a pet fox when I've already got one waiting
for me. And I also learned that it takes just
a little bit of pretube food to get Lindsay going uh.
I learned that when Gimpy gets a drone, he's already
admitted he will be using it to fly around his
neighborhood to peer into people's windows. And I also learned

(02:10:17):
Gimpy has been searching for people with big trout baskets.
Corbyn saying, make sure that dishwasher is loaded right.

Speaker 5 (02:10:23):
It's Lindsay stopped tracking recycle.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
This is gimpy. I'm sorry, buddy, Can I get a.

Speaker 7 (02:10:45):
Should make some noise.

Speaker 1 (02:10:52):
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Speaker 9 (02:10:56):
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Speaker 7 (02:11:00):
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Speaker 9 (02:11:03):
Before you to back like the total douchebags that they
are total douchebag to do bagbag little incomplete douchebag. We
honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:11:11):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 9 (02:11:13):
We honor and respect you.

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
God, bless ul I, blessed Tulsa.

Speaker 5 (02:11:19):
We try boys,