BMMS 9-17-25

HUMP DAAAYYYYY!!!!! Scandal Has Rocked The Stone Skimming Championship, Getting Bitten Then Stabbed WIth A Fork, Pissing On Kids In A Theater, Lindsey Tells Us About A Netflix Documentary, Rules For Eating At The Waffle House, & For Pete's Sake!!!

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(03:08):
good morning. We've got tickets to Shane Gillis that we're
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The list created kind of a challenge for me, Tom
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It's it's a real problem, the struggles that I have

(03:53):
to deal with the daily basis, they're very real. Okay,
So I have been deliberately not talking about something because
either people can't handle it emotionally, they can't be neutral

(04:18):
on it. They have to just be triggered. And I
feel like I have to address it today, So I'm
going to start the show with it, and I have
some notes here so I can be focused. I'm sure
a lot of you are aware of what happened at

(04:42):
the World Stone Skimming Championship.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's pretty rough stuff, man, it is it is. It's
a giant scandal.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's terrible to have such a cherished competition tainted.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
By a bunch of cheaters. Now, I'm sure all of
you are up to date on this, but if you're not,
let me give you the details of what's happened. So
this happens over in Scotland and some competitors were found
to have doctored their stones. Yes, this is a stone.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Stone skimping, sorry, stone skipping competition where you're skimming across
the water skipping rocks.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Basically, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Something you learn on vacation with your parents, probably when
you're like what eight years old.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Right, and what do you have to do to do this?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
You throw it one way across the water.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You've usually jumped over a giant step you have, Well, you.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Have to find the perfect skipping stone. It has a
flat surface. Yes, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Can't just be throwing boulders out there than work.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Unless you're my kid and he he's like, I can
do this with this stone. This one will work. I
swear it'll work. Just watch. I'll prove it to you.
And one side will be uneven and he might get
a two to three maybe jumps in it. But it's
not the perfect stone.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
As long as one side is flat and you're trajectory
coincides with the flat side, it can do it. But
like you said, you're not gonna break any records. You're
not gonna get a pbright personal best. And so anyway,

(06:40):
the scandal that's happening is because some people have been
found to doctored their stones. They have altered them in
ways that gave them an unfair advantage. Specific issues include
stones that were being lightly ground to make them more
around or otherwise shaped to skip better. Yeah, so instead

(07:03):
of like long, you have to make intest I didn't
know that part. It has to be a certain round
because there are people that this is their identity.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
So before you go any further, usually we just pick
up rocks by the lake. Yeah, I'm assuming that there
is probably maybe a company that makes competition rocks, so
the stones have to be naturally formed Easdale slate stones,

(07:34):
which is where the competition is held in Scotland, Easdale. Okay,
I'm sure I'm not saying that correctly. Right, they have
to be smaller than three inches across. That's what she
said at their widest part. Okay, so about two and.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
A half thumbs is a good gauge Maybe three thumbs
is a good gauge on what that looks like. Organizers
became a because of rumors where people were chatting about
the suspicious stones. Here Sean O'Malley rubbing his stone.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I'm oh, yeah, we have names.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Those suspects or suspects were contacted and they admitted to
alter in the stones and they were disqualified immediately as
they should be. The organizer, Kyle Matthews, nicknamed Toss Master
specializes in salads, publicly said the emissions came and that

(08:41):
they regret that some competitors broke the rules. They said
that if stone doctrine is found in the future, they
might require all stones to be pre selected by event
organizers to avoid cheating. I got news for you. Tossy,
it's been happening. The cheating, Yes, just people were talking

(09:01):
about it now, so like you're telling me, you guys
just showed me.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, yeah, these are my stones, right, I gotta win.
I've gotta be the skipping world Chippion. I'm not gonna
let happen what happened in twenty nineteen. I am surprised
that they don't already have a group of people within
the organization that puts this event on, that goes out

(09:25):
and pre picks the stones. So therefore, you know, hey,
they already know, they know the guidelines, and everybody's getting
a good fair stone. They're not just willing nilly letting
people bring bring in their own stones, right, Like maybe you're.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Good at whatever. I don't whatever classification you can say
on a stone to make it different from another one.
But yeah, it makes sense that if you're gonna be
the world best stone thrower, then you should be able
to I should be able to hand you one, and
you absolutely not bring your own stones. Uh So, obviously

(10:00):
this messs with the integrity of the sport. Oh no,
and that doing this maintained that the winner. Good old
John Jennings from Kentucky MRCA got the legitimate win. Now
you're asking, sure people cheat all the time. Winning means

(10:20):
pride and money. Nope, you get a ribbon.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I mean, have you seen it. It's a nice ribbon
and there have been trophies as well. There is no
cash prize. You broke the rules for bragging? Yeah, pretty
much based.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Something you get for having bees in elementary school for honor.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Roll right right, No, for for just showing up right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Homie traveled from Kentucky for a ribbon.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
And a title.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw somebody broke a Guinness
record or established a Guinness record for the longest jog
run on barefoot on legos ow.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Ow, But why you don't you just get a certificate?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, but you're known, and that's that notoriety that people
like you forgot the air quotes, right, I get it.
You ain't. You ain't shown up at a bar going
you ever been with the World skimming champion?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh oh, I'll con maybe around the event on event day.
Maybe when you visit towns that are known as you know,
like the fall foliage is a thing right now, where
you go to towns with Fall Foliage. Well not now,
but they're starting to show the map of where to go,

(12:07):
not like that towns that are known for like skimming.
Hold on, maybe there is. I've been shocked before on
stupid stuff I didn't know that existed, like coyfish trading shows.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right, I don't know. I'm sure there are towns that
are known for skimmings lake towns. But I'm betting this
small little po dunk Kentucky town that this guy is from,
he is. They probably made a big deal about it, right,
They got him a good send off right when he

(12:42):
comes back as the championship.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Probably had a parade in his name. No, you don't
offer a ribbon and then do all that pomping circumstance.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
If it is a small po dunk town. And when
I say small, I mean like it's one of those
stop signed towns. It only has like a like maybe
a general store and a post office, you know what
I mean? Because what they've gotten nothing better to do
than to celebrate John what's Jingleheimer Schmidt that went to

(13:12):
you know, Scotland and won the big prize.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
He is the town's pride and joy right now.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
He might have his picture up at the local pub.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I think that.
Do you remember there was an event that was being
held here in Tulsa, maybe a year ago, and I
don't even remember the name of the sport, but it
was on It was being televised nationally and it was

(13:42):
the national Championships and it was some sort of soccer
combination of soccer ping pong. I don't even remember the
exact thing, but it was like but they had a
full setup, like it was glitz and glamour and everything.
But to my point, the name of it and it
was in our town. Yeah, I don't think. I think.

(14:05):
I think you're doing. What these people are doing is
thinking there's a lot more notoriety to it than it is.
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
I could see where you're coming at with like, you know,
of course Tolsa is a pretty big city, right and
a lot of stuff happens, you know, so of course
we're gonna look over the soccer ping pong tournament championship.
What the hell that? You know? You can't remember? But again,
I think with these small towns, man, uh, that that
that's you know, that's what they have now, that's all

(14:34):
they have. They don't have anything else that good comes
out of that town because they're just so small that
they're like, oh well, I mean John here went to
Scotland and he won the big prize. You know.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Hip Hip Hooray is the name of a T e
q B A L L tech ball, a combination of soccer,
volleyball and ping pong. Well that sounds terrible and that
generated a revenue and taxes and stuff for the Yes,

(15:05):
but we have a lot more going on than that
to my point, Yeah, so I maybe I'm wrong. How
far do you think the record is in the world
stone skimming?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Okay? Two questions really only just one that's a combined question.
Is this record based on amount of skips or is
it based on distance traveled? Because I feel like you
can get pretty good distance with only maybe three to
four skips on a stone.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
But if you are going for.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
The most skips and that's what gets you to win
the competition, I think that's that's it's fair to know what.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
We're looking at. Absolutely great question.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Getting in the weeds like it both separate categorio Okay, okay,
lendsey what you think.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I want to say? Twenty five skips.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I think my record was like eleven as a kid, Okay.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I give you four. Well, I'm gonna nderdamn you god
right or Johnson and Johnson.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Damn it's Merrill Dowe by the as we're pointing out
to me, it's not important, but to Gimpy it's important
to know. MARRIW dows Y a bitch. Yeah, what do
you think, Gimpy?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Uh skip wise, I'm going to say it was forty
five skips distance. Hold on, we'll come back, okay, okay,
because Linday didn't give distance. Yeah, most skips with one
throw achieved by Kurt the Mountain man Steiner. Oh god,
eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Wow, eighty eight skips? Is this with an official stone? Yeah,
that's the chee. No, that's that's that's that's the world record.
That is the legit oy the current world record now
distance male and female, two separate categories.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Hmm, eighty eight skips. I was thinking, oh boy, okay,
I'll go man because a skip kandle zigging and zagged
in all over the place. But I'll go fifty yards.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I have meters and feet, so let's be American and
go with feet m one hundred feet okay, gimpy, male
and female they went the same distance.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Oh, you know, the women aren't throwing as hard as
the men.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Arms half that fifty feet okay, gimpy.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
I'm gonna say three hundred feet for the males and
to fitty for the females. That's about the length of
a football field a little bit shorter.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, I think once you know eighty eight skips, you know,
it ain't gonna be something to not be whoa by.
And the problem is is eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Skips could be very short, right, yeah, or it could
be big.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Right. I have no idea that the amount of arc.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
We also need to note what's the size of the
lake that they are throwing on.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, I don't. I don't have that INFI.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I just I feel like that's important because if it's like,
you know, I can it's it's like, no, it's very important.
I can see if I could see the shore and
it's like from here to uh, you know, say the
you know, the old old folks Holm or whatever, that's
not that farm a distance. But if it's like Grand
Leg where you can't really see, you know, in a

(18:52):
point where you can't really see the other side of
the lake just me, you know, thinking I don't have
the the amount of the size of the body of
water of which the skipping occurred. Every stadium was a
little different, I guess right. Furthest distance with a natural
stone in the Male division Dougie Isaacs with three hundred

(19:14):
and ninety nine feet seven point twenty seven inches.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Damn, that's far, of course, is three hundred ninety seven feet. Yeah,
that's over a football field forty stories. Yeah, essentially a
forty story building.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Furthest distance with a natural stone in the Female division
by Nina legend Bull or Lougen Bule from Swedzland fift up.
Sorry one and seventy two feet two point nine to
two inches.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Okay, okay, good job.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yes, no, that deserves a better applause than the Yeah.
Somebody text in and said, do you wear the ribbon
on the flight home? I think it depends on your personality.
If you are LARPing, as this is who you are,
you will of course wear it. If you did it

(20:17):
as a bet because you lost the fantasy football league,
or you're just like I just did it once in
a while, you probably won't. Maybe maybe what I'm saying
is people usually larp who they are.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
If you're a giant football fan, you wear football gear,
right all the time. If you are a big golf dork,
you wear golf pants and those stupid ugly golf shirts.
Right sure, yeah, all the time. And so if you
win something in those areas, you're going to proudly talk
about it or display it.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
I think it might you're going to talk about it
because people make small talk on planes, yeah, trying to
pass the time away and you're like, so, where are
you coming from? I'm coming from Scotland.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Oh no, kid, And that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
What was you doing out there?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Vacation? Business or pleasure?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Hell? I just won the Stone skipping competition. I am
a world record holder.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I think there are people that start small talk on planes.
I don't think they want to have long conversations. I
think there are people that do that, but I don't
think it's as common as you think. Maybe not. I
think when you sit down on a flight, you're like hey,
and you might be like where you from? And then
that's like it's very short. Some people.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
If you happen to meet two people that love doing that,
oh yeah, they'll talk the whole flight trade phone numbers,
Lindsay's my new best friend right, my own too something Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I mean I've never actually done that, but I have
had conversations. Nah, on trains, not on planes. Train. You know,
you're on a train much of my longer and they
have Where have you been on a train from Chicago
to Colorado?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
We used to do? That's a long ass right? How
old were you?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Fourteen hours started when I was fourteen, My dad and
I would take a ski trip. That's we would go
from Chicago really yeah, to winter Park, Colorado. For three
years we did that. A used to do a hell
of a of a deal. Sure, your train and condo

(22:31):
and lift tickets five hundred bucks a person.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
That's a good deal.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Huh yes, yes, for it was four nights, five days.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know if it's still this. No, no, no, no,
I don't know if it's still this. But how long?
We're way over time, but I'm in right. How long
was it when you did it? Do you remember how
long the train ride would because to me it may
be a good deal.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's like a.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Ground fourteen hours I believe was the was the but
it was for me. It was such a fun trip
because they do have I mean, they have sleep you
can upgrade to like a sleeping car on the train,
you can. They have like the dinner car, and they
have the they have a game car. You can go
in play cards and you can.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I can do all that on a plane, sure, but
and get there.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Faster people, And we had a group of people that went,
so it made it a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
It says, from Chicago to now to Winter Park station
one hundred and ninety eight dollars, twenty one hours and
forty eight minutes. Wow, Now it could be different. Now
they could have changed the route.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe it was that long before it
felt differently. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Oh hey, listen, sure that's if that's your jam, that's
your jam. But I like to get there as fast
as possible to enjoy it. I don't like spending my
vacation traveling.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, it's part of the adventure. Man.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So that's forty two hours on a train, damn near
two days, two complete days. I mean, if you don't
have any money, I get it, right, If it's the
only means you have to travel, doing Greyhound or this,

(24:37):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I feel like even hopping in a car and taking
a road trip would have gotten you other faster. But
that's just me.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay, I'll take the bait. Now, Well, we're gonna be
doing Chicago proper. It'll probably be downtown is where it
puts it in. That's not really fair, right, because I
doubt they lived in downtown Chicago.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
But nonetheless, it gives you a good round about, gives
you a good starting point. Well, you know that you're
starting in Chicago, not some suburb. Yeah, so either way, Chicago, Chicago,
all right.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Via car from Togo, Illinois in a car will take
you fifteen hours. So it didn't save you that much more.
Let me rephrase that, percentage wise, it doesn't save you

(25:32):
that much more. Right, six hours is a lot.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
That's almost a full day's work. Yeah, that is a
full day's work for some people. I'll give you four.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Between pooping and smoke braids and warming stuff up, and
yeah I had four hours.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Ain't happen.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm in it for a good two and a half.
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
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Speaker 7 (26:11):
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The Big Man Morning Show in nineties out of five.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Man gets bit and stabbed with fork during verbal altercation.
This happened in West Virginia where thirty eight year old
Andrea Boone couldn't control her temper on Friday when she
was apparently in a verbal altercation with a man on
Jamison Road in a Fairview, So the victim called the

(26:45):
police after she allegedly stabbed him in the arm with
a fork and then bit him before filling the scene.
Police eventually caught up with the suspect and charged her
with a malicious assault. According to the Marion County Sheriff's Office,
Boone is currently in the North Central Regional Jail with

(27:07):
a bond set at ten thousand dollars now. The victim
did not say what they were arguing about or why
she had a fork on her in the first place.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Gives a fork? Why not? Why not have a fork
on you? You never know when you're gonna have to sit
down and eat something.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm curious if it was a spork, but they can't.
They don't know what to call it, right, so they
went with fork. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Well, I mean I can see having like a plastic
spork with you, like maybe in your bag. Okay, you
know sometimes if you take your lunch to work and
maybe you didn't eat your lunch and you had the
fork in your purse.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Mary Poppins, Yes, sure, the average person, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, I don't keep a fork, spoon, or spork in
my pocket.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Right, but you don't have a purse right well, And
I think that's her point is that purse is kind
of like a catch all. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I mean my cut is kind of my purse. I
call it my purse, but I still don't keep a
spork in it.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah. I mean, if you have a Fannie pack, you
definitely carry a purse. You can say no and you
can get mad all you want and you can eat,
eat or eat your your Joe Rogan ass over to me.
But yeah, it is a it is a purse. Just
because you don't put it over your shoulder, right, It's
not a giant insult. By the way, I love the

(28:33):
idea of having something to carry on my essen, right, right,
so you're not bulking up your pocket? Yes, I look
so stupid.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Right, you see the entire outline of your phone and
you're god right, everything but paint us. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Anything to distract from it.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Don't worry. Police are looking for a robber who fled
by scuba diving. It comes out of Lake Buena Vista, Florida.
We're on Monday. This random person I guess, swims up
to the Paddlefish restaurant and around midnight, right on Monday,
and they find this place to stash their scuba gear

(29:11):
in their wetsuit, and they go inside to the manager's
office where the nightly cash is being counted, and then
they tie the employees up, put them in a corner,
tell them to close their eyes, and within two minutes
ran off with anything between ten and twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
And they got.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Back, went and put their scuba gear back on or
their their wetsuit and then jump back into the water
and then swam away. Luckily, none of the employees were hurt.
They were able to free themselves and call nine one one,
and now the police are on the hunt for scuba ste.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's a commitment fall backwards.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
My initial thought, inside job, inside job. Somebody stole the
money and then they just fabricated the story of a
random scuba diver that came up and then stole everything
and then swam away.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I mean, how much was it? Anywhere between ten and
twenty thousand.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Is what it's say.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
It could be a professional job too, It could be
I guess. I mean a professional job, I guess is
an inside job. They rely on information about the place.
They would know that the money is being counted at
that time. They would know where to go to the office.
You know where the office is located. You know, all
you go into a restaurant, you've never been there before.
I couldn't tell you where the manager's office is, and

(30:29):
I sure as hell couldn't tell you that. You know,
they'd be counting money at midnight. So I do think
it's hilarious to think of a robber coming up and
he forgot to take his fins off and he's just
flop flopping right, flop money. There'd be a you know,
a water trail. Don't forget in the Italian job they
got away, true, swimming underwater.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
True the movie though, but yeah, oh hey.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Man accused of urinating in theater during the Demon Hunter movie.
A man named Limmel Hill was arrested after allegedly urinated
inside AMC Theater and Surprise Arizona during a late night
showing of the new Oh Sorry, Demon Slayer movie. Witnesses
said Hull stood up during the film, unzipped his pants,

(31:19):
and relieved himself before sitting back down as if nothing
had happened. The incident, which was caught on video which
I can send to you guys.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh yeah, sure, I like p videos.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Well really it's him tech. Catch at Hands, which was
caught on video, took place around eleven pm on September
twelfth at the AMC Surprise Point fourteen. Police arrested Hall
and booked him on charges including indecent exposure, disorderly conduct,
criminal damage, and giving false information about his identity. He
was later released on his own recognizance following a court appearance.

(31:52):
In response the disruption. For the disruption, AMC gave refunds,
offered patrons the chance to move to another showing, and
invided free snacks. This prize. Police Department is continuing to
investigate the case. I found conflicting reports online. Some say
that he uh, he just started urinating on a kid,
which is a whole other thing. I was trying to

(32:14):
decipher if it if there wasn't, like, does it matter?
Am I gonna punch somebody because they're just urinating in
a theater? Now, if you're urinated on a kid, I
don't care if I'm sitting next to you or not,
like we're gonna have a confrontation.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Yeah, they don't deserve that. The the the cap. No one,
by the way, no one deserves it.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
No right, right, No one deserves it.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I mean unless you're doing it for sexual pleasure, and
then that's the difference in a movie theater. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah, but they made it a point in this caption
to point it out that it's a black man that
pissed on a white kid. I was like, how is that?
Why is that pertinent? And know it's just a man
paeing on a child. Sounds weird just saying it, Oh.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
This, oh in the one you're reading. Yeah, I mean
it's who knows it's the It's online, So people do
anything to you know, rage bait, You in so you
get mad and be like, what does that matter? I
gues settled down and gave you your click.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
So if if you see somebody peeing on some random
child that's not yours, are you intervening?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Absolutely? Okay, there won't be a conversation, at least not
with words. Do like what this guy did and just
beat the holy s out of them. Oh my gosh,
I'd probably help whoever started it like because I'd probably
be late. Right. Yeah, that's not cool, man, Yeah, that's
not cool. I'm kicking you in the ding ding for sure.

(33:37):
Of course. Well I've got to get your head down
to my level to I can punch you.

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Speaker 3 (34:56):
About three weeks ago, I saw on Instagram a picture
of a woman and it said good morning to everyone
except her, and it had this picture, and I found
another version of the same post and I'll show it
to you. Corbyn can see it. I don't know if

(35:17):
you can see this, Gimpi. It looks like uh huh,
And I'm like, who is this woman? And it kept
showing up and people were liking it, and then there
were comments like, oh, I can't stand her, She's evil,
evil evil. I got it. I had to know more
and and it turned out it was Kendra Leacarti and

(35:38):
she was the focus on a new Netflix a documentary
called Unknown Number, and so I thought, oh, I'm I
need to watch it. And if you haven't seen it already.
Spoiler alert if you haven't seen it, because I am
going to spoil it for you. It is a crazy
documentary that people are talking about it, and it's leaving

(36:01):
them very opinionated and pissed off at this woman. So
many questions about this case and her in general, saying
that you know, she got a very light sentence, and

(36:21):
they had questions more so, why didn't she get more
jail time and why isn't she a registered sex offender now? Basically,
this woman, Kendra leccarty, out of Michigan. Back in twenty nineteen,
her then thirteen year old daughter was in a relationship

(36:44):
with a thirteen year old boy. They were like best
friends at first and had a little puppy dog romance.
And the parents, her parents and his parents both became
very good friends and they did a lot of things together,
family game nights, went to dinner. Both of the kids

(37:05):
were in sports, and they came from a very small
community in Michigan, and everyone seemed to know each other.
And this mom of Lauren is the daughter's name, Lauren
Lacarti and her mom Kendra. She was a volunteer coach
on her daughter's basketball team and volleyball team, very very

(37:30):
involved in the school and knew just about every student
in the school as well. One day, her daughter, at
thirteen years old, starts receiving text messages to her cell
phone from an unknown number, and they were harassing her,
and they're telling her that her boyfriend doesn't like her.

(37:55):
They start off mean, but kind of an easy way
for her to ignore them, and when she does just
ignore them, they get more and more aggressive over time,
and she starts getting like six messages a day up

(38:16):
to nineteen messages a day, and over time they just
get worse and worse, and for twenty two months she
is getting text messages.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
From this unknown number.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Correct. Yeah, And the messages were telling her she should
kill herself, she should break up with her boyfriend because
he doesn't love her. He wants to be with this
person that's texting her. They were sexually explicit messages. He

(39:00):
wants more than what you give him. He wants, you know,
sexual favors. And they go into very detailed gross things that.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
This unknown number was texting pursuing if you will, right, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
So the parents get involved and the boyfriend is also
receiving messages from this unknown number right, and the parents
are both involved. They are like, we don't know who
these are coming from. They start a rumor that maybe
it's coming from a friend at school. They start pointing

(39:40):
fingers at another girl at school who could be jealous
of this relationship. So then another girl at school, she
gets questioned. They bring school administrators in, who then involve
the police. And then a group of girls get looked

(40:01):
at and questioned and everyone starts blaming them, and that
turns into a whole thing. And then when they are cleared,
their cell phones are cleared, it's back to the drawing board.
Who could this be coming from? So when one police
officer is I have no idea, I have to get

(40:22):
the FBI involved, it's like a year later. They finally
do and the FBI again twenty two months later. He
finds an IT address IP address excuse me, that it's
coming from Lauren's mother's cell phone. So they find out

(40:49):
that Lauren's mother, this Kendra Lacarti, is the one that
has been sending her own daughter all of these messages, horrible,
horrible messages, and ultimately the mom does admit when they
show up at her house, she admits to doing all

(41:11):
of all of it, except for the very first message.
She doesn't admit to that one. She just says, I
don't know where the first one came from, but right.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It's probably the friends, her friends, Earnest and Gallo.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Right, right, Well, no one actually believes that she didn't
send it the first one, but she says that she
did it because she couldn't help herself. She couldn't she
couldn't stop, and a lot of the schools the administration
thought maybe it was like Munchausen syndrome, where she wanted

(41:50):
her daughter to need her, And it was so weird
because Munchausen is usually like the sickness like we saw in.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Right, Yeah, you fake a sickness, but you have everybody believing,
right it's true. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
And they asked her, well, why would you tell your
daughter to kill herself? Weren't you afraid that she might
actually do something like that? And she said, no, I
knew my daughter better than that that she actually wouldn't.
And apparently she had lost her job. She worked in it,
and she had lost her job, like I guess, over

(42:30):
a year ago, and she had been lying to her
husband and her family and pretending to go to work somewhere,
and so this gave her something to do with her
time throughout the day, texting her daughter something to do.
Over eight hours a day she would spend texting yeah

(42:52):
threats to her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I know the story. I remember when it first happened,
the how alarming it was, and the Netflix documentary is
definitely bringing it back to light. The thing I've never
understood in this whole story is why weren't those kids
told to just block the number?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
They did? They did block the number and a new
number would resurface, right then, just block that number, and
they would and a new number would resurface.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And block that number. I understand, I understand. How do
they know it's so? That should be the giveaway right there,
because the only way you know it's blocked is if
you told them to block it.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Right yeah. Well, and the thing that was crazy was like, okay,
so the mom was like, they kept saying, well, why
don't we just get them new phones? And that her
mother was the only one. She was like, well, why
should I have to get my daughter's phone number changed?
She's not doing anything wrong. I didn't want her to
have to change her number because I thought, if we

(43:53):
changed her number, we'll never find the person doing this,
because we assumed it was someone that knew her.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
That should have been the biggest red flag that you're
given an excuse not to do all you can to
protect your child, right, that should have been the biggest
red flag I at. And let's just just stay kidnapped
because that way we got to know. Just put your
you know, maybe wear some clothes and go out there
and see if we can. You know, the kidnapper will

(44:21):
take you. Oh, like that's what he gets crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
So the day the police show up.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Which, by the way, if she changed the numbers, she
would have known, she would have kept doing it, So
what's it would have that's yeah, she's clearly got a
mental problem.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yes, the day the police show up at their house,
they call the husband at work. He comes home and
he's like, how long have you been lying? Obviously forever?
He leaves the room, comes in and he says, your
parents are on their way here to pick you up.
You have to leave. You cannot be here with us.

(44:58):
You're out of here. You've been lying to us this
entire time. I don't trust myself around you. I don't
trust you around our family. You have to go. And
she's like, I can't leave my daughter, and I'm like, you,
you can't be around your daughter. What you have just
done to your daughter for the last twenty two months?

(45:19):
Are you kidding me? And she's hugging her daughter and
holding her and I'm thinking, why do you want to
be around your mom right now? Because she's hugging her back.
And she ends up serving fifteen months in prison, less
time than she spent texting these yeah nasty messages.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
What crime do you think she committed? Don't look what
she was charged with. What crime do you think she
committed that would warrant longer prison time?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh, harassment, Okay, that seems like a fair prison time
and well of abuse.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I mean typically verbal abuse isn't a punishable crime.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
It has to be physical.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Emotional again, not a punishable crime.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
It'd be a hard it would be a hard case
to prove that it's child abuse. I don't disagree with
anything you're saying, but in terms of the.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Law, well, based on what she said in her text messages,
I would say that, I mean, she was a sexual predator.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
There might be something there but I don't know if
if she did she send pictures. I don't know if
words are enough. I think his pictures is where the
big crime.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Is in that, and I don't think she sent pictures.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
What I'm saying is there's only so much the DA
can do and you can't make up charges.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, well you can't.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Just not her type, right, Yeah, so stalking.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Again fifteen months and she.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Was sentenced one to five years and only served fifteen months.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
That seems on track. Yeah, people don't serve full sentences usually,
especially nonviolent crimes.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
And the dad now, now, the daughter now is in
college and studying criminology. The dad will not allow the
mother to see the daughter she is on probation.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, but it's not the dad's she's an adult now,
so it's not the dad's.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
And she does want to have a relationship with them, Mam.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me either. Plenty of women have
had verbal abuse from their mothers, Yeah, and continue to
have a relationship and want to have a relationship. Furthermore, Susan,
there are plenty of people whose parents do crimes and
they don't see them as doing crimes and want to

(48:16):
still be around them. Because it's your parents.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
What about the charge of because she had led people
to believe that it was someone else?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
What's the crime?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I mean is there?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
I'm asking you, and I don't know what crime did
was committed. You're the one that said she should have
got more. I'm curious to what you think the crime
would be.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Well, could there have been more because of she led
people to believe that other students were the ones harassing her. No,
Like like someone said false identity.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
No, no, that would be used when like if you're asked,
right and you go, my name is Carol. Yeah, right,
I had to look at it.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yes, using a false identity can be a crime, particularly
when done with the intent to defraud, obstruct justice, or
to obtain something of value under false pretenses. And keep
in mind, anything you're charged with has to be something
that can be proven.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
For it to get a conviction. So maybe there were
other crimes that she could have gotten charged with, but
could they prove it?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Right, it's a challenge and you got to convince the jury,
That's what I'm saying. Prove it.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a crazy, crazy watch.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Here's my take on this, and this is the same
take I had when the story first broke, and I
said it just a minute ago. Moms. A lot of
moms are really horrible to their daughters and say really
horrible things like you shouldn't date, that, you look fat
in that. Yeah, dads do too with their sons to
a degree, but moms really do it. There's plenty of

(49:56):
jokes about it.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Right, So she did, but she did it in with
modern technology, right.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah. They asked why she would agree to be on
this documentary. The mom and the director who filmed it
for Netflix said that she used the documentary as therapy,
as a way of healing.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
I don't believe that, no, but I think there is
something to the in terms of I don't know what
she needs to heal from, but that owning it, not
running from it, sure is a part of the process. Right,
So I could see that. I one hundred percent believe
she didn't. She probably still doesn't think she did anything wrong.

(50:44):
People will do psychologically. People will think they're doing the
right thing, especially if they think it's some sort of
protection of somebody. So she probably thought she was doing
the right thing to protect her care. The chances of
her that she was twiddling her thumbs being menacing, probably
not really there in her mind.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah, she does say I once I was in it,
I didn't know how to stop.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I think that that's just an excuse, right. But you also,
if that's you, she's playing a double agent type of thing.
You start believing that, you start you're believing you're that person.
So she could have been trying to live two lives.
And if she had lost her identity in terms of
a job, she could have been seeking out an identity

(51:34):
and that just filled the void, made up this crazy one.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah, But the fact that she didn't tell her husband
and about her job and all these other things, there's
no way that was the first time that's ever happened.
She's probably had bizarre behavior before. It is a crazy story,
for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
It is unknown number. It is on Netflix. You will
love to hate it.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
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Linncy wooie wooie.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Let's play a game. We got the tickets to give away.
Shane Gillis is going to be at the Bok Center
on Saturday, and uh, I think for all practical purposes.
This is a sold out show. So these are the tickets.
Uh So, if you want to sit by yourself, you

(52:42):
can go to bokaycenter dot com. There's some behind the state.
It looks like he's in the round. There's some that
are behind mix and yeah, I bet there's maybe one
hundred tickets left for the whole thing. But we got
a pair to give you right now.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Eight three three four six oh KMOD game we're gonna
play is pick the flip. Current record is will I
am running away with the lead on this one? I
have fifteen and Lindsay has eleven and you have four?
Can we put an asterisk by that and said almost one? Like?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
How many have I almost won?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Quite a few, quite a few.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I bet I would be in the lead if we
included that status. Sure, all right, last week's winter was
that would be all right. So we're gonna go to
the phones. Eight three three four six oh K m
O D. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
You're on the air. What is your name, Kayln? Kaylin?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, sir?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
All right, Kaylen? Who would you like to give clues?
Corbyn or Lindsey? Let's go, all right, sixty seconds are
on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue, here
we go. This is a movie. It's not the one
with fifty cent called blank and Flow, but it's the

(54:00):
first wordsle Correct. This is Jim Carrey and God. He
plays God. Morgan Freeman is in it. Jennifer Aniston, I believe,
who's a mighty correct. I don't remember the movie, but

(54:21):
the word is there's glass you can put on a car,
and in is own it's known as blank glass the correct.
This is an nineties eighties nineties movie key for Sutherland Vampires,

(54:47):
Low Boys. Correct.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
This is a Johnny Depp movie. It is depictive of
like the fifties or sixties Public Enemy, No tears, oposite
of an adult time time Time time four is what
we got, Calen, hang on the line. Okay, all right,

(55:13):
good morning, you're on the air. What is your name? Chris?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Chris? How are you today?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Good?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You and Lindsay have to beat four? Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Let's try it?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Okay. This is also a key for Sutherland film and
these really don't exist much anymore. Colin Ferrell is also
the main character in this film. He is pretty much
trapped in one of these. You make a call from

(55:46):
one of these used to be yes, this is Morgan
Freeman and he is behind the wheel of a car.
And I believe it was an award winning movie. And
there's a little old lady in the back seat.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
What do you do when you're behind the wheel of
a car? What are you doing? Yes? And uh, yes, uh,
this is a boxing film. A Clint Eastwood directed it. Yeah,
the opposite of an adult baby. Uh huh three words? Okay?

(56:35):
And uh what kind of a baby? No more than
a thousand?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah, baby millionaire. Yeah, I'm so close right now. We
got to see what's in Ghibbes four by four?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
All right, I got it, oh, Colemin. It says here
that you and Commission accuses is of committing the genocide.
United Nations Commission is accusing Israel of committing genocide against
the Palestinians. The Commission investigating the war in Gaza announced
yesterday that it's found Israel's actions in the war qualify

(57:15):
as genocide under the nineteen forty eight Genocide Convention. Israel
has denied allegations of genocide, claiming it's waging a campaign
specifically against the militant group of Commas. And this comes
as Israel launched an expended ground attack on.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Gaza City this week.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Says here that FBI director says, no credible info Jeffrey
Epstein trafficked women to anyone cash.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Pati say that line again, because that's a wild sentence.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
FBI director says, no credible info Jeffrey and Epstein trafficked
women to anyone, anyone, anyone except for himself. And I've
watched it. I watched it. I get it. I get
where the concerns are, right, and I understand everybody wants answers,
But much like anybody else, you gotta go with the

(58:08):
information that you have.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And if all the information.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
You have is like, well, it's just it's just showing
that he just did it for himself, he didn't go
for anybody else, then that's that's all they got. And
if they're calling on the public to be like, hey,
if you know something, wow, let us know about it.
We'd love to hear about it, and we'll share that information,
then I get it. But if the public's not coming
out and saying anything, then what are you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It's just really fascinating the words he's choosing to use. Right, credible,
right evidence, right, So credible. As an example, if I
say to you, and I'm gonna use I'm gonna use
a buzzword, so everybody just be an adult for a minute.
If I say there is credible evidence that the COVID

(58:56):
nineteen vaccine reduced deaths, you would argue, who is that credible?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Some of you right right? You would question the credibility
of what the evidence I use. I'm citing right, right,
right right, And I'm using that as an example in vice.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Yeah. Yeah, But if the people that they interview, because
these are professionals that at least we think they are anyway,
they are in a high office, they are holding a
high position as investigators, and they do their job as investigators.
And then they come back and they're like, okay, well
we talked to X, Y and Z person and they
don't have any substantiated evidence or any kind of credibility

(59:36):
behind them. Then you kind of just got to push
those off to the side and be like, okay, well,
we have these ones here that are credible, and we
have these ones here that are not, and so far
the stack of not credible evidence is higher than the
credible ones.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I'm just saying the word credible line is interpreted differently
from different people now, and really, if you want to
believe it, right, right, right, if you want to believe
this individual, yeah right. I just think it's funny that
this individual cried foul loudly right that there was something,
and he got there went oh oh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
No, And that could be a number of things, because
we're all thinking the same thing, right, We're all thinking,
oh no, it has to be other people, and we've
heard rumors and we're believing whatever is fed to us.
But then once you get in, and we don't get
the privilege of seeing all the evidence, of seeing all
the documents, but this guy does. So once you get

(01:00:32):
in you start digging, you're like, oh, hell, there ain't
nothing here. I wanted so badly to believe that there
was more to it. But then when you get everything,
it's just like, oh, well, that's suck. What if?

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
What if the whole Epstein thing is Pizzagate? Right exactly?
For them to remember Pizzagate was there was this belief
that there were trafficking children underneath a pizza restaurant right
in New York City, and the guy went in there
and shut up and found out there there's nothing happening
exactly right. But what about all these people are coming
forward saying this did happen right. That's the thing. I mean,

(01:01:07):
it's it's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
And I have to agree with Cash on this one.
All of this should have started way back in the
day when they gave old Jeffy that sweetheart deal that
he got. They should have started digging deeper than instead
of you know, and that's s us right there in itself.
But I don't want to take up too much. Who
was the president during that time? I mean, are the

(01:01:30):
head of whatever at that time?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Oh, I forget the name. I forget the name.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
But nonetheless, anyway, there's nothing in credible blah blah blah
moving forward. Man claimed that he shot Kirk helped to
help real gunmen get away. Authorities in UTAHSA Man, who
was arrested just after Charlie Cook was assassinated, claim he
fired the shot to help the real shooter suspect get away.
The Utah County Sheriff says seventy one year old George

(01:01:56):
zen yelled that he was the shooter to allow the
actual suspect to fleet. Tyler Robinson was arrested late Thursday
charge of aggravated murder. Now mister zen here is being
held on charges of obstruction of justice, had possession of
child sex abuse material, he had Kittie Pourn on his film,
and then lastly here because I think this is going

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to make everything I just said, make you feel a
little bit better, all right, Three Bartlesville men are supporting
a nonprofit by riding twenty four hours straight to New
Mexico on October thirteenth. Three Bartlesville men will ride one
thousand miles to two Come Carrie and back in the
span of twenty four hours as a way to help
veterans and the group Pets ver Vets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Keith Parsons, Jim.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
Ware and Michael Alexander organized the ride and said the
cause is important and dear to their hearts, and they're
looking for veterans to join.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Them on their journey. Now that's motorcycles.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I just want to make sure we clear that everybody's
been to a waffle house, right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Oh did you know there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Are rules for a waffle house?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
I did not show up. Make sure you're drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I mean people are there during the day. Yeah, not
that that not that that means anything, right, But these
are the ten rules everyone should know for eating at
a waffle house. Their menu can sometimes be a little overwhelming.
You're not sure what to get? Do you get waffles?
You're not sure? It says the All Star Special is

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the thing to get if you're not sure waffles, your
choice of breakfast meat, eggs, toast, hash browns, or grits.
That is that. Okay, sit at the counter if you
are on your own.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Don't be taking up a whole ass table for other
people to sit there. Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
But if you have a whole ass group of people,
can you sit at the counter?

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Eh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Visit late at night for on an authentic waffle house experience?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Does that include the random fist fights that happen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I'm being honest. The last time I was in a
waffle house between the hours eleven PM and sun up?
It has to have been WHOA, twenty years ago? Twenty
five years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Okay, yeah, I don't know when was the last time.
Probably the same boat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I've been in a waffle house since then, yeah, but
not not late at night.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yeah. Yeah, it's been about a year, so I think
since the last time I went, I've honestly never seen
a fistfight breakout in a waffle house, none of the
ones around here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Anything. Yeah, I've never seen anything crazy. Yeah, sorry, I've
never seen any altercations or aggressiveness, right happen in WAFA.
I've seen some crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Yeah, most of the time everybody is just straight out
to bar drunk af but no crazy fights or anything,
and dressed very slutty, right. I feel like that should
be in those rules too. Where's something skimpy all?

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
I'm I remember of when the handful of times I
ever ate at a waffle house in the wee hours,
where there's always a female who had been crying in
her mascara. She looks like a raccoon. Oh uh, don't
try the secret menu if it's busy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
I don't like this rule. These are the rules that
I have to do with eating at a waffle house.
There's like thirty five seats in there. It's gonna be
briusy pretty quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know about
this secret menu though. Really, yeah, I want to know
more about this waffle house secret menu because I don't
give a damn. I'll ask about it in the middle
of the day or in the middle of what rush, Okay, cair,

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I want to know what's on it if it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Huh waffle House secret menu.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
No, I mean there are plenty of things a lot
of people. I don't know what constant secret. Just if
someone tells you apple cinnamon waffles, Pacan waffles with peanut
butter chips and Arnold Palmer, I think you all know
what that is. Yeah, double or triple hash Browns all
the way. That's an ex large order with all eight toppings.
A grilled chicken, melt, grilled chicken breast with onions, cheese,

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and toast, breakfast one eggs, bacon, sausage on Texas toast,
sugar free syrup.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Ew.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That's fine. Some people can't have sugar. I just told
you a story about diabetes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Get me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
I understand, but it just sounds weird and seems disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
It Basically, it's just how you can customize anything. So
if you want chocolate chips in your waffle or hollopenos
and your hash browns, they will do it. Okay, I'm
keep that in mind. I like peanut butter on waffles.
Heck yeah, especially with honey. Oh yeah, get out of
here With that, most feeds made the orders to be patient.

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I think we all knew that about waffle House. Add
toppings to your hash browns one hundred percent? Should you
do this?

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Oh you're missing out, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Okay, I don't all the time. Every now again, I'll
get some cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah, at the very least to get cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
But it's just a slice of American.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Cheese, right, Yeah, what's the problem, douchebag?

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Or something shredded and more delicious than just American.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
These are all the things you can get. You can
get them smothered, which is onions, covered American cheese, chunked hickory,
smoked ham, diced, grilled tomatoes, peppered the hillow penion peppers,
capped grilled mushrooms, topped Bert's chili, or get them country
which is sausage gravy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
And they have an option on Cecareminu where you can
get all that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Yes, so you can get your hash brown smothered and covered,
which is onions and cheese, or hash browns all the way,
which is every toping. Okay, this says another rule for
going to waffle House, be courteous when using the jukee box.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
It says that you can always go up to the
jukebox and select the song you want to play, but
there's now an app to control it. And if you're
going to use the jukebox, make sure you're being courteous
to the other patrons. Don't play several songs in a row.
GIMPI don't hijack the jew box.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Say nobody playing music. I have every right play as
many damn songs as I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
He's a changed man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
It's the restaurant is busy and others want to play
their own songs. Don't tint, don't camp out on the jukebox. Plus,
hearing other selections just might help you find new music. Michael, sure,
sure thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
I like to fight, and I found that not every
song is available on the waffle house touch tunes because
I'd be looking for certain songs. Let's just say, uh,
Wheeler Walker Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Not available at the waffle house. I imagine some businesses,
you know, black ball, if you will, uh remember to
pay at the register, not at your counter, I'm sorry,
at your table, I mean, because it slows the winterest dout.
Be respectful of your sorry server. Yeah, duh, they're working

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pretty hard. I don't think I've ever seen a server
at waffle house not hustling, right, I would.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Have rephrased that as they're slow enough as it is,
why do you want to make it even slower?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I mean you you usually have like one server taking
care of like thirty five tables, You're right, and then
make sure you tip well that should you know? Go
without saying, I'm just saying the man, how else are
they going to feed their habits? That's not what I

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thought you were gonna say that. You're gonna be like, ah,
I'd be damned if I'm tipping, you better do a
good job.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I think that's the given.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
But still, he spent most of my money at the bar, right,
I wanted to get them smothered and covered.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Right right, I'm taking money off of your tip to
make sure I get good quality hash brown.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
That hash Browns all the way feels like a food challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
By the way, I'm not gonna I kind of want
to try just minus the mushrooms, but then it would
be all the way. Nope, it would be most of
the way. So do I ask him, Hey, can I
get my hash browns most of the way. Sure, what
do you mean by most of the way?

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Hash browns all the way, no mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
But again, that's not all the way though. You have
to have everything for it to be all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Yeah, but that's only if you want to tell people
Appellation trailer.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
It's fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Take a break, we'll be back. You're listening to the
Big Mad Morning. I'd like to do this. I have
a website I like to go and find really really
horrible stories, and I have some collected here that, uh,
I'm gonna call the segment for Pete's sake. All right,
So here's the headline of the first one. SunShot mother

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in the head, unfriended her on Facebook, then left her
body in an abandoned house where she wasn't where she
was found covered in maggots.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Oh god, Dissgusting's good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I just want to know if he did it all
in that order. It's just name like did he did?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Killer? And then was like, well, now I got on
friend her. I can't be friend with the dead person.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Well it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
No, no, none of it does. None of it does.
I don't think you need the details. Here's another one
checking his mail fifty five year old mowed down and
killed by woman texting in her Ford F one fifty,
who then drove off like nothing happened.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
I feel like that happens. Oh for Pete's sake, you know,
especially the hit and run is where it's at, you know,
I mean, it sucks for that guy. You know, he's
just wanting to check out mail and then he gets
my you know, mowed down. But people are like, I'm
not getting in trouble f you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Well, I know, I do agree that hit and runs happen,
but when you hit someone at fifty five miles per hour,
it will make a noise, even in an F one
fifty yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Oh yeah, and it's causing damage to that truck. So
maybe you're like, what was that? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
But it isn't like when something hits your windshield, You're like,
what was that? You look around, you don't see anything
right right right now?

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
You you will definitely see a body fly up. It's
going to break your windshield. And if at most you're
hearing a thump, thump, what was that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Man lured I'm sorry, man with fake ailment lured roommate
into his vehicle in order to shoot him with a crossbow.
Oh my, hey, come on in here, I got something
for you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Oh yeah, what do you got funk?

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
I mean I think crossbow's crazy to kill this. I
mean one you've got to stand on the front of
it and then pull the thing up the string to
cock it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah, Daryl makes it look pretty easy on the water.
He does make it look easy. There's another one for you.
Man blows stepfather away through bedroom door, then claims self
defense for Pete's sake.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
That doesn't work out that way, what lindsay?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I mean, yeah, if he's if he's coming at him,
if he's saying I'm gonna kill you or whatever, and
then he might be able to claim self defense.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
No, the door shut, right, he's safe. You're in your
home with his in his home too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Now, if he found a knife on him or there
were stab marks on the door, maybe right, But blowing
them through a bedroom doors wild?

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Man hacked ex girlfriend and her roommate to death with
seven inch fill at knife really for Pete's saying, hacked
him with the fulaynack.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Those knives aren't very you know, girthy when it comes
to bladew sharp.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Yes, eh, I guess you could still do. I'm up
clearly even still do it? For Pete's sake. Dad kills
daughter by burning down family home after wife refused to
let him stay. No for pete sake, Come on now,
boy too doused with boiling pasta water by mom's boyfriend.

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She didn't report it to the cops.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Oh for Pete's sake.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Clerk having bad day killed off duty officer buying a
hot dog.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
For Pete's sake. Listen, I complain we don't get context
in these stories, like what were they buying and they
delivered it eight minutes after posting about ex boyfriends stalking her.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
The woman is murdered.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Oh God, for Pete's sake.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Child killed after youth pastor led him in. Multiple kids
hang off a moving van. Oh chocolate bar sold at
smoke shop to blame for alleged double murder. Oh for
Pete's sake, Come on? Man was the chuggle war? Teen

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ran over a woman with her own car while she
tried to save her six year old.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Oh God, for Pete's sake.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Mom left three dead babies in hidden Sorry mom left
three dead babies hidden in home before eviction. One in
the closet two in the attic. Oh, for Pete's sake,
there's no way, and had like a ladder access like
so she got like you know, like you open the
thing and the ladder falls down. Like she got a
thing and had to move the door the you know

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the board that hangs over and like lift her like
put it up on the edge and then like lift herself.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Up right damn. Put them in a tote. And you
know how you when you're putting stuff up in the
up in the air, you gotta put the toad on
your shoulder and they'll walk up the ladder with it
and then shove it up there. And why did she
just run out of room? You're like, I gotta put
these dead babies in the attic.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I don't not have enough room in this garage. Okay, Yeah,
if you're gonna hide a dead baby, swear no, we're
not doing now. I hope you can find the humor
in this one. January sixth, Rider says he was wrongly

(01:16:33):
injected with massive levels of estrogen behind bars. Yep, not
doing that. I did what I had to do right now, man, they.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Estrogen, lots of it against my will.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay, last one for Pete's sake. Husband stabbed a strange
wife forty three times in front of sun because she
was dating another man. Oh for Pete's sake.