BMMS 9-2-25

Welcoem Back From The Long Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Having 3800 Pairs Of Crocs, Taking 98 Wet Sponge Hits To The Face, Not Knowing You're Pregnant Until You Deliver A Baby In The Toilet, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & Gouging Your Wife's Eyes Out!!!

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tell the truth. Now we'll get to Rocklaholmo recap here
in a little bit. But a lot of people in
crocs GIMPI was in crocs. And I saw a story
this morning of a guy who has amassed a collection
of crocs, of thirty eight hundred of them. That's a
lot of anything. Yeah, that's a lot of anything.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
There's no way you'll ever in your lifetime be able
to wear those, right.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't think he's collecting that many to wear.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
So he's hoping these crocs are going to be worth
something someday.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I mean maybe, But I love these type of niches,
like the people that collect large amounts of things, because
psychologically there's a sense of control, Your identity becomes part
of it. The hunt. There's so many different factors on
what it could be, borderlines, compulsion, right like, I got it,

(04:54):
I can't stop. I got like I the dopamine hit
like to me. It's one of the more interesting psychological
things that people do, is they amass massive collections of things.
Everybody collects something, sometimes subconsciously, sometimes consciously. And I probably
collect and I'm just being honest, receipts. I don't intentionally

(05:15):
collect receipts, it's not I just keep.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Them because you never know when you're gonna have to
take something back and you need your receipt How long
do you hold on to your receipts for before you
finally say, okay, it's time to throw this one.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Away Because it's conscious. I don't know. I just see
them and I'm like, why do I have so many?
And then I throw them away? Okay, But everybody collects something,
is the point I'm trying to make. So what do
you collect? That's something? You have large amounts.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Of probably handbags for me, I and the amount probably
isn't that large, but I have become a hoarder of
them because I just won't get rid of them. I
won't consign them. I just store them.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Like, how many do you think you have?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well over thirty five to forty five, I would say
somewhere in there.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
There's a lot of space those take up, it is, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Of lots of hooks on the in the closet.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh, like you have a bunch displayed.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, yeah, and some in boxes. Okay, come to think
of it, there's probably even more than that because and
now that I've said in boxes and the little bags
that they come in, there's some stored underneath hanging clothes even.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, why do you think you have so many?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because I've spent a lot of money on them and
sometimes and some of them I didn't spend a lot
on them, but they're so cute and I'll use them someday. Yeah,
I don't know, don't want to, Yeah, but I haven't.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay, GIMPI, what's the thing you collect? There's a there's actually.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
A couple of things, right, because my first thought was
video games? Right, So I have a PlayStation five. I
had a four, but I sold it, and I still
have my three. So I've got video games for each
one of those consoles, even the PlayStation four that I
no longer have, I still have them. I could play
them on my five if I want to follow me

(07:22):
so far.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And then I was like, okay, because I'm trying to think,
like what do I have more of? Right? And then
there's another one. I have a collection of paraphernalia, okay,
marriage of one a paraphernalia okay, And that's simply because
the next of mine got me one of those subscription
boxes sort of things, and it came with a different

(07:43):
piece every month, like a T shirt sticker and stuff
like that. So I started that collection and those are
on display down my hallway in my house, right, if
you're making your way to the bathroom or whatever, to
the launch room, that's just lined on the walls, all
these different ones. But then it me.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
I not wanting to, but I do anyway, collect old shoes.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, say more because I thought you were gonna say
the Avon stuff. But that's just more family heirloom. Yeah,
you're not constantly pursuing the next right, I'm not going
to garage sales.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
I'm not hitting up eBay or anything trying to get
that elusive Benjamin Franklin piece or whatever. Right, But like,
I buy a new pair of shoes and then I
wear a pair of shoes out until they're toast, and
instead of throwing those shoes away or donating them to
like Goodwill or something, they just on a rack or
in a closet or something in my room, which it's disgusting,

(08:44):
but I go in there, I'm like, it smells like
shoes in here, like not good not like fresh brand
new leather rubber shoes, like old shoes that I have
really worn in and gotten wet and stuff. So I
really need to clean that out sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
But I've got so many And to the point, Corbyn
that it is not only invading the rack that I
have in my room and the closet. They're under the
bed there. I've got several pairs in the garage, Like,
how many do you think you have if you had
a guess, like just in total pairs, total pairs of shoes,

(09:19):
I've got at least thirty to forty that's a that's
just a guess. It could be more or less. But
I've got a lot of old ass shoes that one
of these days I'll get to the Goodwill and let
some hobo have them or whatever. So even though thirty
eight hundred, forty five, forty, god knows how many receps,

(09:42):
that's nothing. How about a guy who has sixty thousand
Darth Vader items? Wow, just Darth Vader, Like I can
see if it was Star Wars and all of yeah,
but just Darth Vader. How many different versions of Darth
Vader are there? Figurines, artwork, replica, lightsabers, which is a
great sentence.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I wonder. I have a friend who lives in Arkansas
and he has a room. He calls it his office,
but it.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Is sure because he's doing a lot of work in there.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Right dedicated to Star Wars everything sure, and he has
figurines as everything in there is Star Wars. I wonder
how much. And actually, when we go visit them, he
tells my kids he'll give them each a figurine that
is still in the box. And he tells them, now,
if you take this home, the next time you visit,
you bring this one back, and if it's still in

(10:32):
the box, I'll give you a different one or a
new one.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
He's trying to get him drugs, right, and it's worked
on Marcus. How about a guy who's got one hundred
and five different sets of bagpipes. Wow, okay, I could
see that because the bags are in different patterns, they
have different I can see four one hundred and five
pizza boxes. That's weird. This guy has over six hundred

(10:59):
different Peaks pizza boxes. Another woman has napkins. She has
sixty two thousand, five hundred napkins. Napkins.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Wait, are they cloth or are they payper napkins?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I does not say, but a napkins and napkin. This
is really interesting. This guy collects banknotes with similar serial numbers.
He's got over one hundred thousand banknotes with serial numbers
ranging in zero zero zero zero one zero zero zero
zero two zero zero zero zero three and one. Okay,

(11:33):
that makes sense because sometimes those those dollars, those coins,
they end up, you know, appreciating and value. I'm pretty
sure they're worth more than a dollar whatever. I'm pretty
sure a dollar is worth a dollar still.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Maybe unless it has a certain serial number two dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Maybe. Situation about trolls, Yes, yes, this guy in Canada
has one thousand, seven hundred and fifty four.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I feel like that's not a lot when it comes
to the troll house guy.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sneakers is a common one. There's a guy that has
every model of Air Jordan's maid. He has twenty six
hundred pairs of sneakers.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Humble brag.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You're a bit of a sneaker head, aren't you there, Corbyn.
I maybe you're putting me next to him not to know.
Then I'm not. You have a small collection five really ten? Maybe? Okay,
It's not something I've got to have right right, I'm
not feeding for that next one.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's more so when they break down, you need a
new past.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yes, And that's how I ended up with all my
old shoes in my room.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Except I get rid of my old ones. Yeah, that's
thet you make fridge magnets thirty five thousand non duplicate
fridge magnets. Wow, you gonna have more than one fridge
for all those. How about some kid who has umbrella covers,
He's got over seven hundred umbrella sleeves.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, that's weird. Where's where are all aired?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
These are all weird. The magnet sure, magnitude of like
the volume is what's weird.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I mean I can see though, how getting all those magnets.
You do a lot of traveling, You go from state
to state, you get a collector's magnet, right, you collect
a magnet, and then it turns, oh, well I have
I'm here, I may as well grab a magnet as
a souvenir.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
If your visit. That's different. This person has not been
to that many places.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
So I got a couple of texts here. One person
says Crown Royal bags. They collect Crown Royal bags, which,
as far as I know, there's only like four different.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Purple green, gold, peach, peach. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly,
So we got four wrong? Like or are we talking about?
What are you going to do with it? How many
do you need? To put your weed in. I don't understand, right. Well,
I've seen people take those Crown Royal bags and have
a quilt made out of them.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
So you have a Crown Royal quilt. Yeah, I know
it's weird, but whatever, you.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Settle down forty five. Another person says that I collect hats.
I probably have over three hundred of them. Most of
them were hats, so probably like a vendor came out
and they're like, here have a hat. Okay, cool. So
that's that. And then another listener says, I can't seem
to stop collecting tools, tools of every kind that I

(14:21):
can buy.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
If they're interesting, I buy them. I have a three
car garage and one car garage parts is full of
nothing but tools.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah. I mean I have a lot of hats, but
it's not an intentional collection. I have the same thing,
like people give them to me and I just saw
them this morning. I'm like, I'm dumping all these I
don't need them rightly.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
I have the same thing with like T shirts. We
get T shirts from vendors and whether I do with
remote or something to that effect, and oh here's a
T shirt.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh okay, cool, thanks. I need like maybe four hats,
which sounds even crazy to me. I need a chief's hat. Yeah,
I need a hat for my kids school when I
go to my kid's cheer games if I want it.
I need a sweat hat. I need a flat bill
hat when I want to wear flat Bill. Right.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
I have an outrageous collection of hats as well, to
the point to where it's like I got a big
black trash bag full of them, and my plan was
and I stole it from my buddy Phil in high school.
He got them all lined up but the sure the
ceiling or whatever, all around the room, and that was
my plan. I just I haven't put that plan to
practice yet.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
This guy has sick bags. He has six thousand, sixteen
sick bags from one forty two different airlines. Oh those
little barf bags they gave you, Okay. Another guy collects
yo yos. How about this guy the yo yoga By
the way, he's got six thousand yo yos.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Love dolls. He has two hundred and forty rubber, silicone
and inflatable dolls. He says valued it over one hundred
thousand dollars. He calls himself the Hugh Hefner of the
Love doll world. Oh please, that's I think.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Of all the things you're gonna collect, that's probably the funniest.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
He collects them with his wife. That's one of the ones.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
They're just exciting, Like, okay, whatever, well it's not meth so.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
But like, how about this person. She collects all things
beaver related. She has six hundred and eight items, So
like that's become her identity. Even the guy who gave
himself a nickname the love dolls have become his identity.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
Right, right, right, she's the beaver lady.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I tell my kids all the time. The dosage is
the poison, and once you get over a certain amount,
it's now a problem. Yeah, regardless of what it is, right, true,
that is just a ridiculous Those are all things to dust. Yeah,
that's the way I see it. And like I collect these,
even the hats they're dusty, even though I have them

(16:48):
put away. The receipts, they're just taking up space, the
grocery sacks. I collect those unintentionally, right, And now I've
got to do something with him, because I don't need
seven hundred.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'll take them.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You don't eat them, I do, No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I use them and I run out.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I use them to but no I run out. Listen, bro,
if she wants to take your own plastic sack, let
her have them.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, you're not going to clean the litterbox.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, I'm not giving you. You can buy groceries.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What I do.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
You hate the fact that you're collecting these things subcustiously,
but you're not willing to come off of them when
somebody's off for to take them off your hands. I
am not giving another addict. They're drug. I'm not enabling you.
I'm not enabling you. Yes, we got VIP tickets to
Neon Prairie Music Festival. Will give those away. Coming up
here soon. You're listening to The Big Man Morning. She's
gonna do news quikies. These are stories you may have

(17:37):
missed in the news. If you want more, check us
out on Instagram at nine seventy five kmod It's time
for news quakies. World news, local news, and news that
just makes you say, what the Here's corby Gimbean Lindsay
with What's going on news Quakies from The Big Mad Morning,
showing ninety seven five.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Man takes ninety six wet spins to the face in
one minute an Idaho resident David record breaker Rush and
frequent collaborator Jonathan Hollywood. Hannon previously held the record for
most wet sponges thrown at one thrown at one participant

(18:18):
in one minute with ninety two. However, they were later
surpassed by another team. To reclaim the title, Hannon pelted
Rush with ninety six sponges, requiring the latter to meticulously
time the impacts to avoid injury to his eyes. Rush,

(18:40):
who has secured over one hundred and eighty one Guinness
World Records, described the challenge as a non stop cycle
of precision timing. This marks the forty seventh jointly held
record for Rush and Hannan. Is there not much else
to do in Idaho?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Probably not.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
I wonder if those are fresh clean sponges or those
ones that have been sitting on your calendar for you know,
a couple of months, have gotten all nasty and mildew.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I mean, that's kind of curtails on what we just
talked about with collecting things. It becomes your identity, right,
and you're like, we gotta do the sponge thing.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
One and eighty one World Records.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
He just ain't got out the better to do, or
he's just trying to be that guy to have the
world record for the most world records held.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean he's not. He's yeah, he's the world record guy. Yeah,
hey man, what do you it's the green shirt theory.
You look great in the green shirt really yep, wears
it every day.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Well, then that Burning Man didn't know that she was pregnant.
So there's this gual who recently went to Burning Man.
Her name is Kayla, and she went there with her husband, Casey,
and his sister Lacey. Casey and Lacey and Kayla. Well,
Kayla had told everybody in the RVY she said, I
am not feeling well. So she goes to the bathroom
in the RV. Instead of going in there and taking

(20:02):
a nice, healthy dump, she comes out with a baby
girl in hand. Well, luckily, because it's Burning Man and
there's all kinds of different people there. There was an
r N and an obgyn and a pediatrician. All they're
staying at the same campgrounds. That lended a little hand
to make sure that this little baby was all right.
Kaylea says it's a surprise because she had no idea

(20:23):
that she was pregnant until she gave birth on a toilet.
Now there's a GoFundMe that's been set up to help
with the surprise expenses of having a baby.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's not a surprise. No, well, everybody knows they're expensive, right.
You see, did you hear they found a dead body
at Burning Man? No? Really, first time ever they found
an individual lying in a pull of blood inside the
orgy dome. No. No, apparently they think it's a murder. Really, Yeah,
you know, that.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Wouldn't surprise me if that sort of thing happened at
these festivals. I don't even you know, Rockel, Homets and anywhere. Yeah,
You've got this huge overnight you know, festivals where people
are camping and partying. And I'm surprised there's not more.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Stories of this popping up drugs, alcohol, heat, stress, inconvenience, frustration,
adversity right percent. Hell, there's a story this morning about
a guy shooting an eleven year old for ding dong ditchen.
I saw that dude, he was the kid was running away.
This guy's going to jail for murder, as he should.
The crazy part is is he's going to try and

(21:29):
use the self defense stance, right, right, of course, he is, well,
he was on my property. Well, he wasn't in the house.
The problem is he chased him. He was more than
a block away from his home when he shut the
kid in the back right.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Kind of like a happened a couple of years ago
that pharmacy or whatever where in Oklahoma City. Yeah, we're
getting robbed and I chased him down the street and shop.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Once they're fleeing away, there's no danger's gone exactly. Yeah,
it's a fantastically insane story about the kid ding Doug ditching.
Police escort country musician off stage. This is a great story.
Are you lugged in gim? Because I have the video
I'm going to show you country music, country music. I

(22:14):
don't know if star is the right word. Brian Martin
is opening up about his mental health after police escorted
him off stage in the middle of his performance in
upstate New York on Friday night. Martin struggled during his set,
leading fans to speculate online that he was intoxicated. A
fan recorded video showing him struggling with several officers at
the side of the stage before they lifted him up

(22:36):
and carried him away. Following the incident, the singer shared
a post on Instagram and apologized to fans, saying, sorry
I let y'all down last night. Truth is, I'm not
okay and real and revealed he's been dealing with anxiety
and depression and hasn't taken the time to be honest
with himself about it. It's not clear if Martin will
face charges in the incident. Is that the new thing

(22:57):
we're doing. When you're an at and you're you've had,
you know, a large consumption of things, You're like, I'm
just having have stress, right, Yes, exhaustion past the buck
chuck is all it is, instead of taking accountability for yourself. Yeah,
I think another thing he wrote, I've been hitting it
hard lately. Yeah, like I'm supposed to go a yeah,

(23:19):
I've been there right crazy he was yelling like shut
the f up like he was. I mean, an artist
on stage drunk isn't a new thing. I'll never forget
when I UH worked for another radio station town and
we put on a concert festival and we had Velvet
Revolver play and all the band went on stage and

(23:40):
then some rodius grabbed Scott Wiland and then just kind
of lifted him up on stage. And he just came
to life and started playing, And I was like, that's
the craziest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, imagine having to
have that job. What do you do?

Speaker 6 (23:55):
You got to lift Scott Wild up so we can
do his damn job.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah. Still, there are plenty of people that want that
job for sure, right, Sure, enablers, there's plenty of people
guys being near Scott Wiland or Expand or Elvis Presley
or whoever that is, right. I mean, hell, I saw
Lane Stalley lying on the ground singing. Nobody stopped him.
Ain't nobody helping him?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
Right, He's probably and I say this for like a
lot of them, they're probably just such assholes. You don't
want to deal with them, you know what I mean.
It's like, fine, you know what, you want to lay
on the goddamn ground and do your concert, go for it.
I ain't playing with your dumbass anymore.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, but I'll do you one better. There's the whole like,
I don't want to deal with this because I need
my meal ticket right right right. And you could get
fired at any point in time just because MoodSwing. You
could make an argument if they got out in front
of that before they got popular and senhim to rehab,
they would have never made it, that's true.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Is it any different from dealing with say a diva
and that might not be a drinking problem, but there's
such a bitch that you just you just deal with it.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Like working for Mariah Hearing exactly. Well, yeah, any celebrity.
It isn't a diva female thing, any celebrity, right, You
put up with the you put up with their bs,
abusive behavior, talking back, get me my coffee. This coffee
is not warm enough. That type of thing because you
want to be around it.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Hella made a whole TV show about it, you know,
making a band, right or whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, all these stories are on our Instagram. Nine seventy
five km od. I enjoyed watching college football this weekend.
It was so awesome to watch. I don't know what
brought me more joy watching Archie Manning completely s the bed.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
And he's supposed to be the favorite, right, oh yeah,
oh yeah No.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
They did not look good at all. First, could have
been jitters, could have been one hundred different things, right,
I'm hardly to the place to write him off yet,
but they had him them ranked as like being the
second coming and there was two great memes I saw.
One was NFL scouts watching Archie play and they're just
like dumbfounded on their face. Another great meme was the brothers,

(26:10):
the Manning brothers going up, we don't know him. And
then maybe the best one And maybe it's a little
too sensitive for people. I don't care. I'm just shearing.
What I saw was a if Archie Manning was flying
the planes on nine to eleven and it shows the
plane going towards the ten twin towers and completely missing.

(26:33):
Oh there's a happy ending? Is that the most cold
take ever? And you but you go, well, give me
said down? Will people lived? Yeah? Yeah, that's funny. Oh,
just just unbelievable and also not fair with who they
played too, like it wasn't a gimme right. Ohio State

(26:54):
I thought was gonna be crazy. Oh did you see
this picture of the head coach of Ohio State. I'm
gonna send this to you. You're gonna this. I don't think.
I don't think this is fake, but I could be wrong.
This is the the head coach for Ohio State and
apparently his shirt was really tight and apparently he likes

(27:18):
his nipples are pierced. What that's funny, so funny, just
one of them, huh.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I've always said he looks like he looks so mean,
like he looks like he would be like, go make
me a sandwich, Shut up and make me a sandwich.
Or definitely pierced.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
No, that's that's definitely pierced. You can tell that is
absolutely or he's got some bumps. Some guys have bumpy nipples. Okay,
I think those are too proportionate to be bumpy nipples.
I mean they look equal distance, they look.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Exactly, yeah, exactly, And is it just one furthermore Susan
guys with pierce nipples is weird?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right? I'm just that Okay, Well, what's the leap
from guys that have pierce nipples and guys that have
pierced junk. And I'm not saying one is more or
not than the other. I'm just want your take on that. Absolutely,
at least with the pierced genitalia, there is some perceived
sexual increase in satisfaction when it comes to your female

(28:26):
or partner. Okay, with the nipples, I don't know how
you're going to increase any kind of sexual satisfaction. I
mean unless it's just on his end. He's like really
in the nipple plane and he's like, yes, lock that
metal please. Yeah. Maybe. So at what age do you

(28:47):
at what age do you take nipple piercings out? At
what age do you go, well, this is enough, all right? So,
and I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying, what
regard maybe Jacob's whatever that is, at what age do
you go, okay, Yeah, full disclosure. I had both my
nipples pierce, did them all myself, of course, with all
thirteen piercings I had, I did them all myself, including

(29:08):
the wingers. Right. I was showering one day and I
used to have long hair, and one my comb caught
that nipple ring and ripped it right out of my nipple.
And that's when I said, okay, I'm good, I'm good
on that. Don't want to go through that ever again.
So that one got ripped out, I took the other
one out. And that was at the age of you know,

(29:28):
nineteen okay. And then when it came to the to
the to the junk, they just just came out, you know,
bolts they back out sometimes, you know, and lost some
jewelry and I said, you know what, I'm good on
putting those back in, and that was about the same timeframe,
nineteen twenty years old. I just want to call some

(29:48):
out because I don't know if everybody caught that. You
you said, people who have nipple piercings. It's weird, yes,
but you had one. So what's your statement on that.
My excuse was I was young and doing stupid things,
as young people do, and I was rebelling against the
man right because I wanted all these different piercings. Is

(30:09):
trying to be different, So that's why I did them all.
You know, if I can ram a needle through it,
chances are I did it well. So I was just
it's just, yeah, trying to be different. But they came
out and I'm not sitting here longing for my nipple
rings to be back in. Yeah, and we should point
out too. I don't know if Ryan Day really has
his nipple peers. It's on the internet. God knows what's happening.

(30:30):
It looks like it. I mean, it could be fake
for all we know, but it is a fantastic picture.
Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, best and wors's the weekend? What's the best
thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that
happened this weekend BMMS and whatever that is to eight two, nine,
four five, lindsay what's the best and what's the worst?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
The best was clearly rock Lahoma this weekend. I thought
Friday was going to be the best, but I'd say
Sunday actual was the best. Now. Friday, I this was
the longest, This was the most over Oklahoma I have
ever seen. Friday, I was really excited to see Marilyn

(32:11):
Manson because I had never seen him, and my husband
was like, it's one of the best shows I had
ever seen. And he had seen Marilyn Manson twice in
his heyday, and I saw him Friday night, and I
was impressed. I was a little disappointed that he sang
more new music than his old stuff. I think what

(32:33):
we got like three maybe four old songs out of him.
But I thought he sounded fantastic vocally. I had just thought, wow,
at fifty fifty six, fifty five or fifty six years old,
I thought, oh my gosh, this guy sounds amazing.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
But you've never seen him before.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'd never seen him before, explained, but I thought his
voice was incredible and it was. It was phenomenal. And
then Sunday, though I was completely blown away, and I
thought that was absolutely the best three eleven. I was

(33:13):
so turned on. Nick Hexham has got to be the
sexiest silver Fox on the planet. And you know, I
was thinking to myself as I was watching the show,
and I said, in high school, I was I just
loved the music, and now as an adult, I love them.

(33:35):
I'm turned on by them. I'm crushing on them, not
just the music but just them. But for me, Shine
Down actually was the absolute best performance of Oklahoma for me,
So that was the best. I thought that they were

(33:55):
better Sunday night than they were for our fiftieth They
were They just blew me away. Their energy, the way
that they performed together on stage, even when the drummer
the whole time, when they showed the drummer he's smiling
the whole time. I just thought, like they just they
just areaders, Like right right, They're just a band that

(34:16):
just just loves what they do. Not to say that
bands don't love what they do, but they just they
just show it in their performance. You can feel their
their energy. Uh, They're just amazing to me. The worst
of the weekend was also Sunday, when we're leaving where
we're parked. You know, in the media section, there is

(34:40):
a little driveway you're leaving to get back on the
main road to leave Prior. And as we're leaving, uh,
this woman is there directing traffic. And she looked like
an employee. She had a clipboard, and she had her
little uh her little necklace, and she's and she's got
a name tag and but she looked a little I

(35:03):
don't want to say drunk, but I think she probably was.
She's she's waving it for us to come ahead, and
she flips around all of a sudden, and I break
quickly because I don't think she knows what she's doing,
and she leans on the side of my car, and
all of a sudden, she's throwing up on my vehicle,
on the side of my vehicle. I'm like, oh my god,

(35:27):
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Why'd you stop?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Because she was so close to my vehicle, I thought,
did she even realize that my car is driving? So
I didn't want her to like run into it, But no,
she just puts her hand out and just starts throwing out. Yeah.
So I'm like, well, I hope it starts raining again.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
So, yeah, I had to deal with vomit on the
side of my hand.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That wasn't yours, that wasn't exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
That wasn't mine, it was and it wasn't my friends.
It was a strangers.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Fast and worst of the week. What's the best thing
that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that happened
this weekend? Bmms and what that is to eight two,
nine four five can be what's the best and what's
the worst? Oh, Ocklahoma is definitely the best part of
the weekend, the entire weekend. I got there Friday after
the show and stayed there until Monday morning until about
eight thirty nine o'clock is when I left nine forty Yeah,

(36:23):
when I when I left or whatever. No, I actually
messaged you on the way home, so I was already
heading back home when I had messaged you or whatever.
But yeah, so I mean, where do you start? Man?

Speaker 6 (36:35):
My outfits were on point all weekend long.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
They were even though I ran into another guy who
had the exact same outfit I had on Saturday, I
thought i'd I was like, this is gonna be it,
and nobody gonna have an outfit like this goddamn hot
dog outfit. Shirt, shorts, matching hat right. So I go
to the bathroom in the VIP tent we're eating. I'm like, hey,
I'm gonna go use the bathroom and watch up. I'll
be read back. So I go out there and I

(36:59):
see this guy walking towards the bathroom. I said, you
son him a bit. I see him in his little
hot dog outfit, and he goes in the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
I was like, I won't wait. I won't wait until
he comes out of the bathroom. We won't get a
picture together, all right. So I'm sitting her way and
he comes out to the port of John. He looks up
at me and he says, mother lover. I looked at
him him and I said the exact same thing, and
I was like, come here, we got it.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
We just become best friends. I only imagine I made him.
I was like, you gotta take a picture with me
because I thought I was the only one here with
this outfit. He's like me too, and I was like
all right. So we're trying to get cameras together, and
then there's this other random person walks up. Oh by god,
you guys look adorable. Did you did you coordinate your outfits?

(37:41):
And we're both like No, we literally just met right here.
So anyway, got the pictures taken. That was a lot
of fun, do you know. I mean, Amazon's a worldwide organization,
so shouldn't surprise anybody that two people bought it. But
do you realize statistically the odds of one just somebody
buying the same outfit, two wearing it on the same

(38:02):
day of a three day weekend. Yes, four, I mean
a bit of jump there. Three also using the VIP
bathroom at the exact same time, all the stars lighting
up Man Living's wild. That's so crazy to think about.
What part of the simulation am I in now? It
was so instant, all the gin joints in all the world.

(38:23):
Huh right, such a crazy thing. But the whole weekend
was awesome. If it wasn't the camp campground parties that
were fantastic. I got to watch a little bit of
the baby oil wrestling, and of course when I walk
up there's two dudes oil up and wrestling each other.
I'm like, a damn it, this is not what I
was wanting, but whatever, what Yeah? I know right? And

(38:46):
of course bands at the big old bus playing walking
through the campgrounds. Hey, come take a shot Okay, boy,
you could get lit up quick just walking around them
some bitches.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Man, it was. It was awesome the entire week It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Your Sunday outfit, Gimbee. Is it glow in the dark.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I'm sure it's black life friendly, but I don't know
about glowing the dark. I haven't. Yeah, you can get one,
I know, but I think question.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
But I think that was my favorite one that he wore.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And that one was It was black and psychedelic looking,
had a bunch of different mushrooms and stuff on it again, shorts,
matching shirt, matching hat, the whole nine. It was. I
was really proud of my outfit choices this year. I
really was best and worst of the weekend. What's the
best thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing
that happened this weekend?

Speaker 6 (39:34):
The worst part of the weekend happened Sunday. So Brady
and I tag team and we broadcasted live both together
noon before doing it for years, been doing it for
a couple of years, and and I for the first time,
and goddamn, I don't know how long did not wake
up hungover, extremely hungover.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I was really proud of myself. Okay, I didn't party
hard the night before. I went to bed some what early.
I woke up feeling great. I got to the booth
before Brady got to the booth, opened things up perfect.
So far, so good. I get a laptop out, set
it up all right, cool, grab the charger to plug

(40:16):
it in, because we don't want to have a dead
battery on a laptop in the middle of a live broadcast. Well,
my dumb ass grabbed the wrong charging cable for the laptop. Baby,
I need to run to the house real quick.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Really, So she ran all the way to the house,
grabbed the correct charging cable. That's a forty five minute
dry Oh yeah, you know that's just one way. Yeah,
so you're looking at about an hour and a half
maybe more both ways. And of course it needed to
have her stop and get me some food because Brady
comes in with his water burger and I'm like, oh,
damn it, now I'm hungry. So anyway, she ran all
the way to the house, got the charger, gossip food,

(40:52):
got it back, and uh, I had enough juice on
my battery to last for a little while, but it
did end up dying on me in the middle of
the broadcast, like we weren't live on the air when
it died, thank goodness. But you know, we ended up
missing a couple of breaks because of it. Okay, that's

(41:14):
not a big deal. Let's rewind a little bit. Okay,
while I have a half of the life on my battery,
I'm like, okay, I can get in, I can get started.
We'll go all right, we'll work with what we got.
And I go and load up. And you guys know,
when you get into the program, it has to have
you log in using our credentials here.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
And it did not like it. It did not like it.
And it happens sometimes here, but this is not the
opportune time for it to happen. It's like your password
or use your name is incorrect. I said, you line,
son of a bitch. I know it's correct. Usually when
that happens, it locks me out for thirty minutes and
I just gotta wait and eventually it lets me back in. Well,

(41:59):
I'm getting nervous at this point in time because I
gotta log in. I can't see what's going on. It's
getting close to us starting. Holy crap, went through that
whole Rigamarole ended up having to change my password on
the fly, you know, and it finally got me in.
But it's one of those things that, you know, what
is it Newton's law? Anything that could go wrong will
go wrong. And that's precisely what happened Sunday morning, broadcasting

(42:22):
Life from Oklahoma. Eventually I got in, I was able
to get the station loaded up and I and eventually
I got my powering cable. But it's still at that
point in time you're so proud, you're doing so good,
and you're like, m why must you put the brakes
on me? Today? Best and worst the weekend? What's the
best thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing
that happened this weekend? Bm my mess in whatever that

(42:44):
is to eight two nine four five, I mean best
of the weekend. The weather was amazing. It was amazing.
I know it rained, but it was fine. What a
I can't think of better temperature to go to Rockahoma two.
It was amazing When it's usually like one hundred outside, yeah, nineties,

(43:09):
lower hundreds.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
You're just sweltering and nice and cool all weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
You're not fighting the dehydration of drinking, you're also fighting
the dehydration of heat, and it was to me that
was the best part. Uh. The worst part was Saturday
Sunday afternoon. I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
mow eight lunch. I was like, I'm gonna go, mo

(43:34):
nice weather, I'm gonna do it. Get started, gets the
trimmer going, and it's sprinkling, and I'm like, okay, whatever,
and my string runs out of my trimmer. I'm like, okay,
well I'll go change that. And I go and change
it and turn around it's pouring. Oh jeez. I'm like, well,
I guess I'm not mowing now. So that was the

(43:54):
worst part, hardly an inconvenience. Did you get started on
your mower before it? Okay, I just I just started
trimming like I'd done the front yard.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
At least you didn't have like a half mode lawn.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Right after that has happened to me like I had
just done a first strike and it looked like an
inverted mohawk in the middle of the yard. And it
rained for like three days, and they're like, okay, best
chatting and seeing Lindsay at Rocklaholma. Worst feel like I've
been hit by a bus from Knocked Loose pit nice.
The best part of the weekend was Knocked Loose, and

(44:25):
the worst part was the rain. Yeah. Knocked Loose had
probably one of the biggest pits yeah that I had
ever seen at Rocklaholma, and I was I was watching
on the screen over at the Freedom Stage because they
broadcasted over there, and they just open it up and
it's huge, like maybe you know, half a football field,
and then out of nowhere crash bodies into each other.

(44:47):
I'm like, I'm good, I'm good on it. It was
fun to watch, I will say that. Yeah. Best. I
went for one band that I wanted to see again,
Knocked Loose, and it was wild. Worst, I was on call. Best,
one of my my Uber riders gave me a Friday
Roklahoma armband, so my first trip to the So I
had my first trip to the festival. Worst wish I

(45:08):
hadn't missed the rest of the lineup. Best got baptized
on Sunday. Worst got rained on coming back from dinner
on Saturday. Feels like you got baptized twice. Yeah. Best
got to do shots with GIMPI. Worst was his old
lady didn't share her turkey with us. Have to go

(45:29):
to work with no sleep. She had a gobble gobble.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
I love this woman. She is amazing. So we're going
to recruising around. This was Sunday night after the shows.
We're walking around just enjoying the campsites and the camp
parties and this and that. And we come across the
mud Hut campground and they cook out there all weekend long,
and one of them had made some deep fried turkey
and they hooked her up with like a gallon, you.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Know, zip lock bag of all this fried turkey. So
now she's just walking around the festival with this giant
in the back of turkey. That's so awesome. That is awesome.
And also the little I know about her on brand. Yeah,
best three day waken Worst had to come into work
at eleven pm to pour twelve hundred yards of concrete.

(46:18):
A wake up call there, right, Uh, let's see Best
Rockahoma first interview was great. Told the vocalist a drowning pool.
He was my dad because we have the same last name.
Worst Rockahoma mud pit, Uh, knocked loose was the worst
pit I found. Some grown man. I'm a girl. Don't

(46:39):
push people hardcore dancing or you'll get rocked. Sure. I
don't think you can complain about the rules in a
mosh pit. You can't, that's all. It's no hole bar.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Are they are there rules?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I know you're texting right now, Go there are rules.
Looks like being mad that you got a cavity at
the Sugar Hut. Right.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
If you're going to be in a pit, you should
expect to be knocked around. Yes, no matter of age
or gender. It ain't daycare, It isn't jazz or size.
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
We come back. We got VIP tickets to the Neon
Prairie Music Festival. That let's play a game. VIP tickets
to Neon Prairie Music Festival, happening this weekend at Post Oak,
Steve i Oki, the Floozies, Silversun Pickups, Blind Melon, and more.
The lineup is at kmod dot com. We're giving away

(47:31):
a pair of VIP tickets. You'll get up close to
the main stage, access to that exclusive lounge with a
Vinyl DJ, what room, spa, massages, pole party entry, nice
air conditioned chill zones. I don't know if that means
air conditioned cold chill zones or air conditioned like what's
up zones, express parking and more. We're gonna give away

(47:55):
a pair of those right now as we play sing
sing current record is well, let's talk one. I am
leading with nine and.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Corbyn is right behind me with eight, and then Lindsay
is right behind him with seven.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Last week's winter. That would be mean Corbin and Lindsay
eight three three four six oh kmod eight three three
four six oh kmod. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Colton? Colton? How are you, buddy?
I'm going to go how you guys? Wanting man? Who
do you want to give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Come
on in you this Colton. Let's get this done man.

(48:28):
Sixty seconds around the clock. Here we go. Uh uh,
I get knocked down. The whiskey drink, the vodka drink
is tumberumba you tea you you lay down in a bath,

(48:50):
then again keep going. You lay down in a bath.
You can take a shower or a bath and a
bath in a bath. Uh to tug tugy Yes.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
This is the eighties nineties rapper with the big pants
and correct Uh this is She was married to Orlando bloom.
This is what a tiger says. Yes, uh, he got
shot a bunch. Uh. This is the song. Yes, most famous, yep,

(49:28):
go we go dancing in the Yeah uh this is
uh maybe one of the best female rappers of all time.
Eighties time time time. We got three. Okay, so hang
on the line. Okay, okay, good morning, you're on the air.

(49:50):
What is your name? Jake? Jake? How are you today? Man,
I'm doing good. How are you? I'm all right, buddy,
You and Lindsay have to beat three? Okay, all right,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
The King of pop. I think Halloween after Yes, oh boy, okay,
this is this was like a one hit wonder. He
later became a pastor. It's Friday night and we feel
all right. The party is here on the south side.

(50:30):
So I reached from a forty and I turn it
up designated drive to take the keys to my truck.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I know the song breaking on the name.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, a home depot slogan. They can help if you're good,
if you're if anything's meant Oh man, you gotta if

(51:07):
you have to.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Oh my gosh, see what Gimpie has in his.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
For my form is here? The Ice Operations in Chicago soon.
Homeland Chief Christine Nome confirmed ICE's planning expanded operations in
the coming days, much like the ones recently carried out
in LA. Now reports show that, just like in Los Angeles,
the White House is prepping contingency plans to send the

(51:34):
National Guard if any ICE protests get out of hand.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Illinois Gubman A. JB. Prisker and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson
both have said they stepped up enforcement has not welcome
in the city, with Pritzker promising some sort of response.
There's more outbreaks of rabies that are on the rhine

(52:00):
across the US. It seems like I talked about a lot.
It's getting worse. The CDC says six rabies deaths have
been reported in the last year in the US, the
highest number in years. Wild animal animals over a dozen
states have experienced a rise in the deadly disease, partly
due to shrinking natural habitats. Outbreaks have been reported in

(52:21):
Nassau County, New York, which issued a health threat over
rabbit animals last month, as well as Cape cod Massachusetts,
parts of Alaska, Arizona, California, Indiana, contuting Maine, North Carolina, Oregon,
and Vermonts symptoms of rabies early symptoms. I'll let you

(52:43):
take a guess. Fever yes, and pains yes, headache yes, Yes,
those are the early symptoms. So if you've got that,
you've got rabies. The progressive symptoms are agitated anxiety and confusion. Well,
if that's the case, everybody on this show has it.

(53:05):
We're all at it. What else we got here? California
lawmakers advanced social media warning label bill Assembly Bill fifty
six proposes a warning message be displayed at least once
a day when someone visits a social media site. The
message would appear again after three hours of use. The

(53:26):
legislation passed through the Senate Appropriations Committee last Friday on
a five to two vote. I don't hate that.

Speaker 6 (53:33):
It's dumb, like you get on too long unplugged kind
of warning.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Ignore, it's like an ad ignore. How effective were the
warning stickers on cigarettes? Yeah? Right, whatever, dumb, it's kicking
the can.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
But when your doctor's outside smoking, right, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Everybody was smoking in the fifties. What else we got here?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Lastly, the Tulsa Botanic Garden says Flora Gami.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Exhibits in Oklahoma debut is ending soon. According to the announcement,
The Flora Gami in the Garden exhibit at the Tules
Botanical Garden ends on September twenty first. The nationally touring
exhibit showcases twenty installations of metal sculptures inspired by origami
and nature. The Flora Gami exhibit includes a seventeen foot

(54:27):
tall tulips wow, life sized deer, and kinetic sculptures that
spin in the wind. How tall are the seventeen foot
tall tult Morny.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
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Speaker 6 (55:20):
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Speaker 1 (55:37):
Listener emails, you can always email us. We'd love to
give advice. This email says, every fall, my company hosts
a big blood drive. They set up in the break room,
send out all staff emails, managers hype it up. Basically,
the whole place turns into a donation pep rally. I've

(55:57):
never done it, honestly, Needles freaked me out, and I've
always just made an excuse to skip it. Now I'm
wondering if it looks bad that I don't participate. Are
my coworkers judging me? Does my boss think I'm not
a team player? I don't want to be. I don't
want to be the office jerk, but I also don't
want to fake some Oh I already donated story every

(56:18):
year just to get out of it. Does not give
me blood at work make me look selfish. Listener email
from somebody who works in an office and they're trying
to decide if them not participating in an office activity
makes them selfish. What do you guys think? Bmms and

(56:40):
whatever that is to eight two nine four five. We
used to have tons of things. We used to have
pot lucks here. We used to have one of those
things called uh meetings, Oh yeah, or they discuss things
that are happening yeah uh, and then they just kind
of went away. So now because those are now so rare,

(57:05):
I'm confident if you don't show up to them, it
looks weird because they're not. That doesn't happen. And for me,
I mean, is that a requirement? I don't know what
kind of job is it really right? Like a requirement
to donate your blood at the Like, what kind of

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job do they have? Okay, Like if you work at
a blood donation place and they have a blood drive.
If you work in a hospital, then they have a
blood drive. If the president's daughter of the company you
work for was in a tragic car accident and lost

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a lot of blood, I'm just saying the con the
context matters. I feel like we've gotten a similar email
to this before about a baby shower or something like that.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I think so I think so. I think it was
a temp or something. Okay was having a baby and
they're like, why should.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
We They were having a party for it.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
But participating in office stuff, I think is a pretty
common concern, especially for us introverts.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
Right, and there's a lot of people that feel pressured
to have to do that sort of thing. Oh man,
when I have a blood drive today, like, this person
doesn't make me look weird.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I don't want to look weird. I don't want to
be that guy in the office that didn't donate blood.
Remember that Seinfeld episode with Kramer and the AIDS walk
and he's like, you gotta wear the ribbon. Well, I
don't want to wear the ribbon. You have to wear
the ribbon. I don't want to wear the ribbon.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
I want to participate in a walk, but ain't wearing
your stupid ribbon.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Kind of the same thing. Uh, it's to me, you
gotta be careful with these things. When they sent up
on a work email that says, hey, will you filled
out this anonymous survey? Right? And then I ask you
your age, gender, and race. It ain't anonymous. It doesn't
matter if you put all that in they know who

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submitted it. The technology is pretty advanced now, this is true,
so there ain't no such thing as anonymous. This says,
who cares what others think? If you're not comfortable doing it,
then don't another one. Not giving blood doesn't make you selfish.
There could be many number of reasons that you don't
want to give blood. That's a hard thing to do

(59:34):
in the first place. The tex says, if it's for
the greater good, get over the needles freaked me out. Pussy,
you might need blood one day, right, Rub some dirt
on it, Pussy, You'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
It's just a tiny little needle, said the first time
an attic you know, took their shot. I won't get hooked.
It's just a little needle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Little kids getting shots are the funniest thing ever, because
you would think you are. They're up for murder. Oh yeah,
and the screaming, bloody murder that happens. You say the
line it's it's just a needle, or my my favorite
parent peer pressure thing, I do it right. Oh, life
is too short? Who cares what people think? These are

(01:00:26):
all great cliches. Everybody's sending in yes, because when you
are working somewhere. If you don't in people's good graces,
it can mean when it's time to cut employees, they
don't go, well, I don't like them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
All right, it makes it easier for them to, you know,
cut that person.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah, they do that. He's not a good hallway person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
He never donated blood.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I mean, I don't know if they would say that, right,
but they do take into consideration who you are in
the office when they're cutting people and your job performance.
They could say he's not a team player, right, right,
just because you don't want to donate blood, Well he's
not a team player. Well that puts you under the
umbrella of everything that you've done as a company, Like, oh,

(01:01:17):
Cormyn just doesn't want to do it. He's not a
team player, so I and let me save you from
texting in. But if they're a good employee, it should't matter.
That's true. That doesn't mean it doesn't happen though.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
But also, while everyone else is donating blood, this person
is working.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Maybe hopefully you'd like to think. I hate when people
do that. Like you're gonna get some badge of honor, right,
You're gonna get a ribbon for working when others aren't
settled down, Karen? Why come in early so you're dumb
and I stamm the last one to leave? Oh good,
that'll matter, right, that doesn't nobody care. Listen, Karen, we're gonna

(01:01:59):
give you a raise because you're the first one here
and the last one to leave and always willing to
work on a Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
No, you want to know what that does? Get you
more work?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
That's all it does, gets you more work to do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
One just poor time management.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
They go to that person when they need a volunteer
for the blood drive, to work the check in table,
or to be part of the party planning committee. All right, listener,
email from someone who has a job that they are
doing a blood drive. The company hosts this big blood drive.
They set up in the breakroom, send out all staff emails,

(01:02:40):
managers hype it up. Whole place turns into a donation
pep rally, right, can you imagine? And they do like
the company logo on little blood drops, Oh yeah, and
red pins and we'll have a pizza party at the
end of the day. Of course, here's the thing. I've
never done it, honestly, needles shrink me out, and I've
always just made an excuse to. Now I'm wondering if

(01:03:01):
it looks bad that I don't participate. Does my boss
think I'm not a team player. I don't want to
be the office jerk, but I also don't want to
fake some Oh I already donated story every year just
to get out of it. Am I overthinking this? Or
does not giving blood at work actually make me look selfish?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Lindsay, I think you are overthinking it. I don't think
it makes you look selfish. There are a lot of
people scared of needles. I am one of those people.
I also donate. When I found out that I was
a super donor, it excited me. I'm like, I can
save even more lives. It's pretty cool. So I get

(01:03:39):
over that scared of needles thing. So maybe someday you
too will get over your fear of needles and think
about the fact that you can save three or more lives.
It's pretty neat. But yeah, I don't think you have
anything to worry about. I don't think anyone's going to
judge you for it. So yeah, if you don't want

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to give an excuse, you don't have to. It's not
that big of a deal.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
GIMPI people are gonna judge you. That's it, end of
the sentence. No matter what you do or do not do,
people are gonna judge you regardless. I think that if
you don't want to donate blood, you don't have to
donate blood.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
It's literally your blood. You do not have to come
off of it if you don't want to. Now, okay,
your wife needs a blood transfusion and you're the only
one that could donate to her. You didn't want to
do it, then okay, might be a little dickish, but
hey whatever, let your wife die at your life. Who cares.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
In the end, it doesn't really matter what people think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
All Right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
You come in, you do your job, you go home.
You don't have to worry about donating blood or coming
up with some kind of baked good for you know,
a cakewalk that you're having at work.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Whatever. I love a good cakewalk. I love a good cakewalk.
And some of you all are bat Sorry, a lot
of you are bad bakers. That's why we don't have
them anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Right, No, it's the peanut allergy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
And people are bad bakers. They're just using the peanutalogy
as a cloak. Right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Either way, you gotta do and it goes for a
lot of things in life. You don't have to do
anything you don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Texas great, tell them you got appatitis? B Oh God,
are you being selfish? Yes? Also, so what people are
selfish all the time? The company's being selfish to be honest, well,
because they're gonna not say all these employees' names donated.

(01:05:34):
They're saying the company name donated so the company can
look good. Good point, So they're being selfish. You have
a right to do what you think is right for
your body, at least for a little bit longer here,
So I don't think you should worry about it. Also,
if this is the tipping point for you as an employee,

(01:05:55):
it doesn't matter if you give blood or not. If
you're career at this company so fragilely that your donation
or lack of donation puts you into the fire category,
then it will be something else. They hardly don't care
about you being a good employee. They hardly care if you,

(01:06:16):
you know, always put your cover sheet on your TPS report.
It does not, It hardly matters. At the end of
the day. It does not matter how about this. You
donate blood as Lindsay pointed out, and they're like, you're
going to save a life. You won't ever know that true.
You also won't know if you donate blood and they
have to throw it out. So again, hardly matters. You

(01:06:41):
got to do what you think is right for you.
You can always email us if you need help with something.
Email show at kmod dot com. Take a break and
we'll be back. We want your advice. If you'd like
to give advice for listener emails, bmms and whatever you'd
like to say to eight two, nine, four or five.
This email says I'm a done six years ago. Sorry,

(01:07:02):
six years together, and every time we go out my
boyfriend acts like he's never seen a woman before. Doesn't
matter if we're at dinner Jim or walking on riverside.
His head is on a swivel. He'll stare so long
it's embarrassing. I call him out. He laughs and says, relax.
I can almost hear the pitch. I know what, I

(01:07:24):
know what A lot of you are gonna say. Nothing
wrong with window shopping as long as you don't touch.
Is this normal guy behavior? Do I need to suck
it up and deal with it? Or is he showing
me I'll never be enough. Listen to email from a
woman whose husband likes to google other women, and when
he is confronted by her, he says, relax, and she

(01:07:51):
wants to know if that's normal behavior looking at other people?
Should he look at the ground if it's this guy,
but put those blinders on like they do for horses, right,
only see what's in front of you. When you do
some pilot training, they put something over your eyes so

(01:08:12):
you can't see the instruments. I'm sorry, you can only
see the instruments, right, and so you can't see out
the window or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
What's the point of that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
It's instrument flying because if there's heavy clouds or you're
coming in, you can't see anything right, And so maybe
they can get that right for him. Yeah, I wonder
if she is the same way, but is doing it subconsciously, right,

(01:08:47):
She doesn't know that she's checking out other guys as
they pass by or whatever. She just happens to see
him do it, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
But if he's not pointing it out to her.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Well, there might be a difference too. She may take
a glance. But if he's like bugs Bunny in a
cartoon with his eyes popped out of his head. Right,
Oh yeah, which is what the implication here is. I
think I mean, if you get caught staring, not by

(01:09:21):
your partner, but by the person you're staring at, that's creepy.
How long are you staring at him to get caught?
I mean according to this person, they're saying that he's
it's embarrassing. He'll stare so long it's embarrassing. Why that's
probably that could be just a her thing, right, unless

(01:09:45):
somebody has come up and confronted him once, be it
the woman he's looking at or the husband of the woman. Hey,
why you stir at him? Old lady? So much? Da
da da da? Sounds like it's just her insecurities in
that one, This says, sounds like she's already done and
doesn't like it. So why stay six years and no proposal?
Oh no, you may never be enough hate to say,

(01:10:07):
I don't go with the whole there's a timeframe of
when you should propose or not, right, like, maybe he's stalling,
but also what's the correct amount of time? Right? You
learn a lot between year two and year six, Right,
somebody can fake it for two years. I think you
got to go through more than two Christmases, that's fair.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
But then you get you know, comments like that one,
and people feel pressured like they have to now and
they're not ready for it, and it ends up falling
apart because they weren't ready.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Says leave. Then, if you want pancakes in the morning,
find someone who will do that. If you want someone
who doesn't stare, find that someone. Another one, he's a
cheating white. Oh, he's a cheating whore. Another one. Find
him in the street, for sure. Another one says space.
It's one thing to look, it's another to google over
somebody else's lady or a random But my thing is

(01:11:04):
he obviously thinks he doesn't have to worry about having
sex with her because I'm married and she's not going anywhere.
I like that line. She's married, she's not going anywhere.
You mean a prisoner, right, you want to bet watch me.

(01:11:25):
People that are married leave all the time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
The divorce rates really high.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Over some vacation sex, yeah right, right, You meet some
girl or guy and you have some rendezvous sex. That's
vacation sex. It's not real sex. And then you're like,
this would be great all the time, and so you
throw your whole life away, only to realize they put

(01:11:51):
the toilet paper on wrong, right, that's what you do. Yeah,
you throw it all Like God forbid this ever happened
to me. I'll be like, do you know how he
does the toilet paper? No, he might do it the
way you don't like. I can change that, Sure you can't.

(01:12:14):
She's a cheating whore. Run broke. Quit being an insecure bitch.
What's your take on that comment, lindsay, Uh, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Not being insecure, it's it's just rude. Give the attention
to the one that you're with when you're with them.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Well, don't give your take. I was asking the comment
of insecure bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Why she got to be an insecure bitch just because
she doesn't like the way he's acting while they're in
public together.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
I mean, it's insecure. It is. It's insecure. I don't
know about the bitch part, but it's insecure.

Speaker 6 (01:12:54):
She said it in the last, like one of the
last lines of the email or whatever. You know, it's
something to the effect, you know, he's always googling them
or something like it makes her not feel good enough.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Or is he showing me. I'll never be enough.

Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
Right, exactly? That's insecurity?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Is he staring at women or people in general? I'm
a people watcher, but I don't stare at other women
in front of my wife. Is that what he's doing,
then he's a douchebag. Another one, I like this, it's
our nature. Do you not trust him? Sounds like you're
a little insecure. I think it's insecure, Not like he'll
leave me. I think it's insecure about her looks right, Well,

(01:13:30):
you don't ever look at me like that? How do
you know what I used to? Right? And so he
started bitching. Then he just got ugly. This text all
make her pancakes? Is it normal for your partner to
continue to do something that you have told them multiple
times it hurts your feelings? No, that's not normal. Just

(01:13:53):
staring dudes or chicks a little revenge? Right? Is this
the same person that in about porn last week? A
lot a lot of tell me what I want to hear.
I'm about done? Then leave, bitch? Why you asking? Sounds
like he's the one who's made her insecure. Okay, that's

(01:14:14):
definitely a possibility. One's behavior could cause someone to feel insecure,
especially if they have self esteem issues and they've always
relied on that other person to make them feel good.
Listener email, I'm about done six years together and every
time we go out my boyfriend acts like he's never
seen a woman before. Doesn't matter if we're at dinner,

(01:14:34):
the gym, or walking on riverside. His head is on
a swivel. He'll stare so long it's embarrassing. I call
him out. He laughs and says, relax, I know what
a lot of you are going to say. Nothing wrong
with windows shopping as long as you don't touch. Is
this normal guy behavior I need to do. I need
to suck it up and deal with it. Or is
he showing me I'll never be enough Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
So I think that there is nothing wrong with looking
or noticing. When Kevin and I are out, we notice
the opposite sex all the time, and he'll even say
it's come at like another woman. She like those are
cute shoes. You see her shoes or something like that.
I'm like, oh yeah, or you know, I'll do the

(01:15:18):
say like his sport coat, he us sport coat like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Something like you know, bounce scale, got it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Yes, I think it's fine. But the way that she
is wording this in the email like it's constant, NonStop,
and she's embarrassed by it. I hope that she's had
this conversation with him, and clearly she has. If he
say relaxed, it bothers her so and he's not changing

(01:15:45):
the behavior. I don't think that she I don't think
that she's out of line. Clearly it is a problem.
And if she wants a guy that is going to
understand her feelings, and she needs to find that man.
And yet maybe you aren't gonna be enough for him

(01:16:08):
to not turn his head. He's always gonna look. But
he's doing it too much. And if it makes you uncomfortable,
you need to find a man that is going to
make you feel comfortable all the time. He's probably not
the one, Gimbi.

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
I don't think it's something worth filing divorce papers over.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
They're not married.

Speaker 6 (01:16:30):
Oh okay, fine, then it's not something worth leaving somebody over.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
You know, it is what it is. People people do things,
all right. Uh, you probably do something that pisses him
off or upsets him.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
But is the email in the show about it? Probably not?
Probably just going on about his life. I personally wouldn't
worry too much about it. He ain't going off and
running off and banging other horror, so might as well
just let the man look, this.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Might be the only thing that he has in life,
because you've worn him down so much over the past
six years. To me, it doesn't matter the thing you
complain about, whether it's pruven or not. People do whatever
they want to do. To me, it's he dismissed your concern, relax,

(01:17:21):
didn't try to talk to you about it, just told
you relax. Just dismissed your feelings completely, And I bet
that's what's got you feeling insecure. Hey, you shouldn't eat
all that relax. Hey, do you mind giving me a
hug and kiss when you get him relax? I'd be.

(01:17:44):
My guess is that that's the thing. I think when
you're in a committed relationship, your partner should hear you
when you have a concern. That doesn't mean that's change,
but they should hear you out and not dismiss your feelings.
Just my take. Listener emails. You can always il Listener email.

(01:18:05):
You can always email us if you need advice on something.
People email us because maybe they feel like they've got
no one to go to or they would feel shame
if they ask someone else, and they can do it
to us anonymously. Can always email us show at kmod
dot com. Well, take a break and we'll be back.

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Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
On Tuesdays, do tell to tell the truth. At nine
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ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
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Here's Corvin in the gang with all the truth. You're
gonna need to tell the truth. Get to know the

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show better, BMMS, and whatever your question is to eight two, nine,
four five is how you text that in. I'm gonna
start with, give me four possible teams that can make
it to the super Bowl. Four possible teams you think
will make it to the super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
The Chiefs, Okay, I would love to say the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
And I'm gonna write one down.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
So okay, I'm gonna throw them in there, and why not,
I can tak it'll be my wild card.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Okay. Third one the Rams okay, and there fourth one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
My fourth pick will be.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
The Eagles, Okay, Kimbi Chiefs, Eagles, Ravens.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Get those out of the way right now. Okay, Eagles
because they're depending champs. Chiefs, DIRP. We already know Ravens
still pretty badass. Now here's the fourth one, right because
there's a huge part of me that wants to put
the Niners in. They proven before that they could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
However, we've had a few changes since the last time
they did, so, being realistic about it, I'm not gonna
put the Niners in that draw. I will instead put
in there the Packers.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Yes, I'll put the Packers in there. They seem to
be pretty solid. Uh, they seem like last year anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
And uh, you know, if Michael Parsons, you know, gets
his back backiotomy done, then maybe they might have a
real good chance. Yeah, I'm gonna go with Chiefs, Eagles, Bucks,
Oh and ah Raiders. Really, what makes you say the Raiders.

(01:21:27):
I think they're gonna surprise some people this year. Okay, yeah,
I'm picking Cheaps Eagles obvious reasons, but I feel like
the Raiders are gonna surprise some people. They make Pete
Carroll doesn't suck. He's one of the best coaches in football.

(01:21:48):
I think it just all depends on how well Gino
Smith adapts right. And the Bucks again they are their coach,
don't suck either. And Bake. I think we're getting Baker's
hitting his stride Okay, which sounds crazy, but so we'll see,
We're gonna save those We'll see to tell the truth,

(01:22:10):
get to know the show better. Ask any question you want,
uh with Rockaholma Labor Day weekend over, what are you
all looking forward to most next, lindsay, hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
What is coming up next? Sleep?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I think okay, all right, GIMPI.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
Typically it would be Born and Raised right the country
version of Roklahoma I've gone last couple of years.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I love it. I don't camp out there like I
do with Rocklaholma, but I love that kind of music,
and I love every artist that's ever come across those
two stages right there, right in the last couple of
years that I've been. However, there is a rally at
the Lake of the.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
Ozarks happening that weekend, and I am super stoked for
that to happen. It'd be my lady's first rally. I've
been too many of them. This is a first Biggin.
And when I say Biggin, you know you think Sturgist.
It's huge rights, It's kind of like that. So I'm

(01:23:19):
looking really looking forward to that one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
This is the one where they line up along those
age beach and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
Yeah, supposed to be like some three thousand plus.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Bikes out there. Yeah, all week and long.

Speaker 6 (01:23:33):
We've got a cabin on the lake, which gives us
obviously sleeping room and you know, kitchen blah blah blah,
and our own personal portion of the lake to swim in, Okay,
so we don't have to deal with, you know, a
bunch of other people or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
And dirt f and cheap too. Now I have I've
learned my lesson when it comes to dirt cheap. You know,
it sounds good and then you get there and you're like, oh, hell,
did somebody die in this, you know, hotel room. Somebody
is shy murdered here. But I think I want to
take my chances on this one. You should brush up
on episodes of Ozark Law. It's on A and E.

(01:24:10):
It's pretty good law. Ozark Law. It's a it's the
Lake of the Ozarks and the police and their interactions
with people. It's oh god, okay, that's awesome. So that
way you can get the lay of the land for sure,
for sure. So if you know, you have a run
in with one of them, like hey man, it's on
TV all right, because they're a small town that like,

(01:24:32):
and then they turn into like fifty thousand people, right,
and so they have to deal with the change in
their community. It's pretty intense. Lost puppies, alleged pickpockets, and
bachelor parties keep the officers policing the Lake of the Joser. Yeah,
on their twos. I'm not saying it's a fantastic show.
I'm saying, because you're going there, you should watch it
for sure. Yeah. Thing, I'm looking forward to November first.

(01:24:55):
I think November first. What happens on November first? Let's
see how I can word this. I feel like the
dust will settle with all the chaos by November first, Okay, yeah,
widely vague, yes, yes, thank you, yeah, yeah. I just

(01:25:20):
feel like November first will be a nice There's just
been a lot of stresses this year. I think you
guys have felt them too, uh, with work, and I
feel like November first will be the day that'll all
be over. Okay for this year? All right, arm again?
November first? Got it? Not saying arm again, not saying

(01:25:42):
arm again, just saying it'll hopefully be better. Uh, don't
sleep on the Buccaneers, Lions haters. They got a new
offensive quarter, new defensive coordinator. They got some adjustments to make.
So we'll see four teams to make the college football playoffs. Ooh,
that's a harder one.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Four teams to make the college playoffs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Florida State, Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Oh their new quarterback is good, but they they struggled.
They had that dog, they had that dog in them though.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Yeah hm hm.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
So Florida State, Notre Dame, what else?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Ah man, it's a toughie Michigan. Okay, maybe Ohio Ohio?

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
All right, GIMPI.

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
I don't know crap about college football, so this is
gonna be fun. And this is just simply based off
a Google search. Okay, I am going to put Ohio
State on there, just simply because of what they did
this past weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Okay, uh Okay, LSU they've got listed on here, which
I've always thought LSU is a pretty decent team. Again,
I don't get into college football, so I really I
can't go too far it. I don't know a lot.
I like the Bulldogs of Georgia, so I'm gonna go
ahead and put those in there as well. So is

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that that is three? And let's go with even though
they did just lose to to Florida State and badly.
By the way, I'm gonna go put in the Crimson
Tide Alabama. When was your second one?

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
Let's see, there's State, l s U, Yeah, LSU.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Yeah, I'm going Oregon the Ducks, Iowa State, LSU and
Miami Miami. Okay, yeah, we'll keep that. We'll see how
that plays out. And in case you're wondering, we are

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not good enough sports people to be doing this. So, uh,
favorite band, best performance you saw from Rockaholma this weekend,
Lindsay picked one Shine Down, GIMPI, three eleven Man three interesting. Yeah,
all right, I do. Okay, I'm gonna say three eleven

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simply because it was a highly anticipated band there. Their
drum probably one of the best drum solos I have
ever seen in my life. Like you know when with Godsmack,
when when Shannon and Sully would do a drum battle
right on the rotating stage and that was badass. But
here's the thing about this, Like, so a three eleven's drummer,

(01:28:47):
that's a solid white kit, right, it's got all the
chrome on there, so when the white lights were flashing
down on it, it really popped right. But then while
he's in the middle of just wailing on these goddamn drums, man,
all they wheel in two other kind of sets of drums,
and that's when every other member of the band grabbed

(01:29:07):
a pair of sticks and they started pounded right in
sequence with the drummer right that was doing his solo.
And these sons of bitches where they throw their sticks
up across and each one of them would catch somebody
else's stick judging they were juggling and did that like
Judgin Ocklahoma would have guessed that, and did it so

(01:29:30):
smooth and so flawlessly. I was taken back. I was like,
holy cow, that's the most amazing thing that I have
ever seen. Yeah. Uh, of the ones I saw, I
saw one song of the Darkness, So that doesn't say
much because I know they were better. Man. Uh, if

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you had to drop everything and participate in an extreme
sport today, what would you choose? If you drop everything
and participate in extreme sport today, what would you choose? Lindsay,
how about.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Some sort of snow skiing? Is that considered an extreme sports?
Winter sports?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Well, that's a winter sport, yeah, But I think extreme
has to be something non traditional but with an element
of danger.

Speaker 6 (01:30:28):
Like what do they call those hard slopes the Black
Diamond or whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
That's extreme?

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Yeah? I don't think it is. But if you'd like
to choose that, go ahead. What if she is jumping
out of a helicopter and the black diamond. I think
that might count. Okay, Okay, gimpy.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
Wingsuit flying, you know that seems really cool, like dangerous
af but just to get out there and glide and
float like one of the flying squirrels or whatever always
thought was awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Yeah. I just don't love the idea of the I
don't love the no plan plan. Right, what do you
do when that fails? You die? That's literally the backup plan.
I don't love that he died doing what he loves. Sure,
And I don't like the idea of base jumping because

(01:31:21):
I don't want to have to climb things. Right, you
got to get up there. It feels like a lot. Uh.
I've always, even as a kid, I love jumping my bike.
So I'm gonna do downhill mountain bike racing where they
do it on trails and if you watch some of
those YouTube video povs, there's even a couple social media

(01:31:42):
pages that do it. It's insane how fast they're going
and how close they're you know, jumping in between trees
and over rocks. It feels insane. So I'll go with
that and probably become a quadriplegic doing it. But I

(01:32:02):
think I think I'll go with that. Somebody texts this
in and they said, did you see the crazy home
run off the pole at Finway Park. Crazy. Yes, that's
actually a thing. It's called the pesky pole and it
here's the thing. If you see the video the home run,
the hit goes up and it hits the pole, and
I think that poll is like three point fifty or

(01:32:22):
something like that. It's in pretty close, and the guy
at the Cleveland Indian player jumps up, it hits the pole,
He grat catches it and then he u it bounces
on the rubber on the side that's out of battle.
You foul, and then he's dropped it essentially, and everybody
thinks it's a foul ball. It is not. If the

(01:32:45):
ball hits the pole, it is a home run in
any scenario. Okay, so it hit the pole, that makes
it a home run. Oh, what's his name? The panda,
I forget his name played for the Bustin Red Sox.
He hit one one time and it embedded into the mesh. Right,

(01:33:06):
They had a home run during a World Series game
that hit the pole, and like so, that pole has
been a problem. It's called the pesky pole, Well, why
don't they just move it? Because every ballpark has a
thing to try and make it interesting or whatever. Like
for the longest time for the Royals, Kaufman Stadium in

(01:33:28):
the fountains, and they'd use that to try and whatever.
The metrodome they used to blow the air in when
other teams were up to bat, and then when the
Twins are up they would reverse the airflow. I'm just
telling you, man, they do things like that. Would you
rather be forced to eat a dozen Popeye biscuits without water?

(01:33:50):
Oh god? Or be forced to eat a dozen Carolina
Reapers without milk? Is this a real question? What question is?
Go ahead, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Yeah, Popeye's biscuits all day without water. There's no they're
not giving us a time. I can slowly eat the biscuits.
There's no way in hell I could do a dozen Reapers.
I couldn't even eat one Carolina Reaper without milk.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
And yeah, I'm going with the biscuits too. Now, it
just said without water. It doesn't mean that I can't
wash it down with like iced tea or something. Right,
if we're being technical now, if they really want to
be like, no, nothing to drink at all. I don't care.
I'm still eating your dry ass biscuit, because why it's
not gonna burn my butthole like a dozen Carolina Reapers

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will the next four days. That's not just something that
happens the next day. That's something that lingers all week long.
I don't think I could do one one Carolina Reapers. Yeah,
that's this NASA nine question. Who in the right mind
would pick Carolina Reapers? Somebody who doesn't care about their enterds.

(01:35:06):
I guess listen, I'm a biscuit lover and I love
me a good biscuit roller, so make it happen. I
don't those biscuits are pretty good. I've never had any
problem with them, So I don't know how much of
a pun that's like going. Would you rather have candy
or green beans? Right? Your favorite candy or green beans?

(01:35:32):
That's actually probably more neutral. All Right, we got to
take a break. There's a listener sent me a news story,
a local news story that is tripping me out, and
I can't wait to share it with you guys. We're
going to do that when we come back, so we
get text from people. It's one of my favorite things
about this show is it's a way for people to
communicate with us. It's also one of the things I

(01:35:53):
hate about the show. But a listener sent this text
and it sent me down the rabbit hole. How about
this Oklahoma representative that just got found guilty of trying
to gouge his wife's eyes out? Oh right, So let
me read you the story because it is a doozy.
So the documents have been released. After a state lawmaker

(01:36:13):
was charged with domestic abuse, Oklahoma Rep. Hie Burns, a
Pawnee He faced multiple calls to resign, including one from
Governor Stent. On Thursday, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor domestic
abuse and assault charges. Apparently this started because of a
Oklahoma State Bureau of investigation in April, and none of
the case details were publicly available until he pled guilty

(01:36:36):
on last Thursday. So in April, a court the disc
attorney in Pawnee County asked OSBI to investigate an incident
involving this state representative. Court records reveal he got into
an argument with his wife and his sixteen year old daughter.
Records show the state representative was upset because he thought
his wife had allowed his daughter to drink alcohol. According

(01:37:02):
to a probable cause affidavit. During the argument between the couple,
the girl's grandmother left with the daughter in a van,
and then court records show the state representative chased after
the van and was trying to hit it with his truck. Wow.
Investigator said during the kit chase, the daughter called her

(01:37:24):
mother and said he is going to kill us. Investigator
said they heard similar statements in recording. Records also revealed
a conversation between investigators and the state representative's wife where
she accused him of trying to gouge her eyes out
last Thanksgiving and that he broke a blood vessel in

(01:37:44):
her eye, so not a case of like saying it
like his hands were on her. I don't know how
hard you have to push on someone's eyes to break
a blood vessel, but I can't imagine lightly. Now you
would have to put some pressure behind it. If you
can do it coughing, I'm sure it wouldn't take that

(01:38:05):
much to do with your fingers. I don't know what's
mine up was he wasted the idea that you have
to put like punching somebody out of anger, one thing right,
pushing them down, pushing them back. I can get my
head there. Putting your hands around someone's neck, putting your

(01:38:28):
hand on their face, and putting your thumbs into their eyes. Yeah,
that's a whole other thing that is sadistic. Yeah, I'll
even give you this so far as the strangulation, you know, Okay,
I get that it reached that point, but it's the
gouging of the eyes. It's like, how mad were you?
So part of the plea agreement. Listen to his punishment.

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Part of the plea agreement, he has to complete one
year of state approved domestic violence intervention program. Okay, and
he gets one year suspended sentence. The attorney who represented
him serves alongside him in the state House and is
the counselor to the House speaker. The state representative said

(01:39:13):
in a statement that he is stepping down as the
chair of the Appropriation and Budget Finance Subcommittee, but it
sounds like he's still gonna stay in place. That is
crazy to me. And the fact that he I mean,
I guess he wasn't found guilty of domestic assault. I
guess he didn't go to trial, right, so he gets

(01:39:35):
to say he took a plea. Does he get to
get away with saying he's not an abuser, right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
I guess so. But it doesn't feel right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
No, it feels like he got a a favor. Yeah,
and he probably did. Ah, that's not fair. His attorney
somehow figured away to argue that they would have a
tough time proven he did those things. But on the
other side, his attorney felt like there could be a

(01:40:09):
chance that they could find him guilt. You know what
I'm saying, Like his attorney did a great job of
convincing them to negotiate it out that it wasn't worth
going to trial. Okay, Yeah, I get what you're saying.
Let's go ahead and take this plea deal from misdemeanor
charge domestic violence, because if it goes to a jury trial,
your chances of being found guilty just really went up. Yeah,

(01:40:30):
or a yeah, but or a conversation between him and
the prosecuting attorney or the DA saying, listen, you're never
going to get this full conviction. You guys will have
to say some things that aren't going to work. And
do we want to really even this? Do we really
want to put state representatives on trial? My answer to

(01:40:52):
that is yes, yeah, yeah, I think any political person
should go on trial. I don't think you should get
a plea. Yeah, I think you should automatically have to
defend your actions, I agree, or accusations. That's a whole
other topic though. And okay, so let's go with the
she was drinking and he was mad. Fair, it's fair

(01:41:16):
to be upset about that. But as I tell my
seven year old, you can have your feelings, you can't
have your actions, exactly right. I don't blame you for
your feelings, but I will blame you for your actions.
You don't get to act that way. So he can
be mad and it's not okay and have a disagreement,

(01:41:38):
But to then chase with your vehicle and use your
vehicle as a weapon, that is you're clearly an adult child.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Ye on your flesh and blood, your child, chasing down
your child and.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
No grandma, grandmother, But that might be different. That's his mom.
If it's his mom, that's all other things, right, So
if it's her mom, it's okay. No, if it's not
his mom, you go, that makes sense. Not everybody likes
it on their own mother. No, everybody likes their mother
in life, you know what I'm saying, right, right, But
if it's his own mom and there's no way this

(01:42:14):
is the first time he's had borderline behavior. No, No,
it's just the first time he's been caught. Yes, or
it's been reported whatever. Yeah, right, yeah, So what is
a warranted reason to chase your kid in your truck?
That they're with another parent that you believe is responsible,

(01:42:34):
like a grandparent. Doesn't mean they are, doesn't mean they are.
I know that, we're just making an assumption. Sounds like
the grandma took her away because of the volatility of what.

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Was happening exactly. So that's not a reason to chase
that No.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
But what is a reason to chase somebody that has
your kid that's a relative. You don't think they're being kidnapped? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
If they are not supposed to be with that relative.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
That relative, again, we're making that assumption that they're I mean,
he probably didn't want her to be with this relative, right,
But we're making an assumption, like, what is a reason
besides your sixteen year old drinking that you're gonna hunt
down and use your I gotta be honest, I don't
know if kidnapping is one, because you don't you aren't
trained in pit maneuvers. Right, you have no skill set

(01:43:25):
to do that. So what are you doing? You could
potentially kill your child or yourself or others, right, So
I can't think of a reason I might pursue follow Yeah,
but I'm not gonna do pit maneuvers. I'm not gonna
try and hit them with the truck.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Just call authorities, right, the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
People that do this for a living. Yeah, what about you, gimpie, uh,
she or he? They the the child at this point,
murder your wife or somebody else in the family and
is on the run. I think that's a good reason

(01:44:08):
to chase them down in a vehicle and attempt a
pit maneuver and trying to to stop them to bring justice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
But again, wouldn't you be calling the authorities?

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Sure, but you know, twenty minute response time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
They're just like right there. You know, I'll listen.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
I can hop in my car and chase them down
real quick and at least, you know, grind him to
a stop and hold them there until police show up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
I don't know if you can grind him to a halt.
If someone's trying to get away from you, I don't
know if you can grind him to a halt right,
pit maneuver. You know again, you don't know what you're doing.
I played enough video games. I know what I'm doing.
I know that I can make it happen. We'll try
it tomorrow after the show because I don't have my car. Yeah,

(01:44:53):
and we'll get Lindsay and her palisade right, and then
we'll cruise down. We'll cruise north on Yale and we'll
see if I can't pit maneuver Lindsay to a stop.
Okay before the I forty four junction. Okay, sounds good.
Good luck guys, right, let me know how that turns out.
Or I'll just watch the news and find out. By

(01:45:14):
the way, I'll be doing the show solo on Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
Uh huh, right, Gimpi's in jail and Lindsay's in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Or the other way around. You'll bolt be in the
hospital or jail.

Speaker 6 (01:45:26):
In our wheelchairs trying to pitmaneuver each other. Like what
was that under.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Days of Thunder in my card today? Ok I'm a representative,
ty burns to somebody that's texting in and this might
be the best text too. Humans don't have the right
to harm other humans. Comma, even if they're married. Also,
see we need this bulletin board of obvious things. Don't

(01:45:54):
put the toaster in the bathtub while it's plugged in. Oh,
unplugged toaster done? Fine, that's you weirdenough, but plugg didn't know.
You gotta take a break. We'll be back. How much

(01:46:23):
time do you think you would get compete if you
tried to gouge your woman's eyes out? Oh? Man, and
I'm not an Oklahoma state representative. They would throw the
goddamn book at me. I would be locked up for
at least twenty five years at.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
Least oh, I think five to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Yeah. I don't think you get twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:46:42):
I'd get to still get the maximum penalty, though, is that?

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
Can you die from having your eyes gouged out? Is
that attempted murder? I don't think you could die from that?
If anything would be loss of blood lead out, Yeah,
I mean that's if you die, that's murdered, I guess.
Or would it be moves? No?

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
No, no, I mean you could lose your eyesight for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
You're not going to die because you lost your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
You would lose your eyes I mean permanent damage. I
think that's it's not a.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
Tempted murden though, right, you die inside, Gorbyn, you dye in.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
I don't think you go you because I would think
you have to straddle somebody or have them against the wall,
right And I don't think you take your thumbs and
put it into their eyes and go I'm gonna blind.

Speaker 6 (01:47:21):
You right now, I think you do what the intention
of killing them or just maiming them.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
I can't do favorite words. Yeah, I can't do it.
I cannot do it like that. I can't take both
my thumbs and press them in physically. Couldn't right exactly because.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
Enough I want to know if there was a if
he had to do a blood test or a breathalyzer,
or if he was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
On it happened, it happened long ago. That's the whole
thing about this.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
Oh yeah, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
That's the whole thing about this. It wouldn't surprise me,
by the way. He's not a transvestite for those that
are worried not doing anything bad. By the way, it's
the typical person you think they look like that does this, right,
He transvestiz and gouge a lot of eyes out. Well, no,
but it's always like there's some accu by the way,
he's also not an immigrant. Oh okay, he's a fat

(01:48:17):
white man. Yeah, with anger issues. Yeah, because his daddy
whooped his ass every time he didn't play ball correctly.

Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
Right, Oh damn yeah deep yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Well, just channeling real problems, you know. Yeah, right, Yeah,
I would definitely get in trouble a lot, Yeah, for sure,
And I would definitely I think I would lose my job.

Speaker 6 (01:48:39):
I would hope one would lose their job over something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
No matter where you were, Hey, we don't think you're
Your ability to channel your emotions is conducive to the
environment we want to have foster here pretty much. Yeah,
it's a philosophical problem. It is philosophical problem. Right, you
want to leave or they want you to leave. You
want to stay sometimes a bit you needs your eyeballs gout, doubt.

(01:49:09):
I love uncomfortable moments, and I would love the moment
where they're in therapy are like they're like, can we
just I just want to apologize? Can we just go
back to the way things were all before you got
my eyeballs out your mother a year and a half, right,

(01:49:30):
I just want to say, you know, I just I
was under a lot of stress it's all that fucking bullshit.
I hate when people say that. I just you know, stressful.
So it's given me permission to lose my emotions.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
Lately.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
Oh good lord. The things that people will come up
with just try to you know, deflect from the situation
instead of just going I fucked up. This is a
major faux Like if I was saying I come out
and be like, this is not the way to treat
your family. This is not I want Oklahoma's treating their
loved ones. I'm going to step away from being a
representative and I'm going to focus on trying to be

(01:50:06):
a better human being because I'm not failure goddamn, not
just for my family and my wife are soon to
be ex wife, but also for my fellow citizens of Oklahoma.
That's all you've got to say. That makes sense. It
doesn't own your shit. Yeah, it doesn't smooth it over.
It doesn't make what you did any less. But the
fact of it is that you're owning it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
You're taking accountability for what you did, and you're doing
You've got a plan in place to you know, kind
of be a better person.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
That's the thing I never understand is like people make mistakes.
I ain't faulting people for being human, right, whether you
think this is a mistake or not, or just being
a piece of shit, either way, it's a misjudgment. I'm
confident he didn't think he was doing anything wrong. Yeah,
and so people make mistakes. But you have every moment
to fix your character, right, you have every moment to
try and go the right way. You just got to

(01:50:55):
do the next right thing, no matter what happens. That's
the frozen song, right, like, you just got to do
the next right thing. I know, we're going to build
a snow lands, and the next right thing is to
fucking own your shit. Yeah, and be like that's not okay. Yeah,
what I did is not okay. I am not the example.
But instead you want to fight it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
You want to hold onto this position that you have
for whatever reason. Yeah, there's power involved that you don't
want to lose. Whatever, Just own your shit. It be fine,
it'd be fine, right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
And that's why I think it's been going on for
so long, because he's not owning it, because he's gotten
away with it for so long.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
Right, it kind of makes you wonder what else this
cat's done. Right, If this is the one thing they
got caught, right? What else has he done? Smack her
around a few times? I think we've can only take
that off the table. I think that's happened, right, water
border something of that effect, right to sit in the cage?

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
What else has he done? Yeah, it's wild to think about.

Speaker 6 (01:51:49):
Now here's one like let's say, like, could they get divorced?

Speaker 1 (01:51:52):
Right? More than likely they're going to get divorced. I
don't see. I hope so for the lesson to teach
their kids. Yesh.

Speaker 6 (01:52:00):
But like you find you meet somebody single, you whatever,
You meet somebody and they're like, you're talking about your
past or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
You're like, well, I.

Speaker 6 (01:52:08):
Did get in trouble for some domestic violence stuff, you know,
But what'd you do?

Speaker 1 (01:52:14):
I gouged my wife's eyeballs out? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
Do you do you still try to date this person?
Or is that like instantly like like big fucking red flag.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
I'm out here, like I'm I'm dating the person who
is the aggressor. I'm dating the victim. You're dating the aggressor.

Speaker 2 (01:52:31):
Yeah, red flag, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
But they say they have a lot of money, and.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Yeah, no I don't trust that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
I mean, listen, Chris Brown didn't do it just once, right,
and people get with him all the time, right, a
piece of shit that did the the videos of teenage girls? Right?
What was that TV? That video? Yeah? People fucking with him, right.
So I'd like to think that you would it would

(01:53:05):
be a red flag, but we have shown as humans
there's always someone out there who sees an opportunity to
fix them right right, right, it's definitely an orange flag
kind of like, Okay, I'm gonna keep my eyes on you,
make sure you don't gouge them out. Yeah, I think,

(01:53:25):
like I said, people make mistakes. So when your actions
start backing up your words is when I would be like, okay,
you can get a second chance.

Speaker 6 (01:53:33):
I feel you there, But there's always going to be
that lingering thought in the back of your head that
they could snap at any point in time. And you're
the person like, I get it. We've done everything good.
I've went to therapy, you know, I've done X, Y
and Z to to do better as a person. But
there's a chance then that one little thing could set
them off and then they regress and gouge drab.

Speaker 1 (01:53:54):
All the sure. But also anyone could be set off
at any moment. So I agree with what you're saying,
but I have that theory on everyone. Here's one for you.
You dating the victim and she's like, oh, I actually
he beat the s out of me and he's got
to be around all the time. How do you handle that.

Speaker 6 (01:54:12):
Oh that he has to be around for whatever reason?

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
The kids?

Speaker 6 (01:54:16):
I mean, you just kind of got to at least
in my opinion, anyway, you still date this person, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
It's not their fault. This other person was a piece
of shit, right, you know what I mean? So maybe
what do you tell me what two black guys domestic
client's never? Okaya never? But for me personally, I I'm
not going to attack the man anytime he comes around, right,

(01:54:45):
but you know, you definitely keep a watchful eye on him.
And if anything ever happened to the person you're dating,
let's just say you know they're actually came back and
beat the ship at him again, then you know, get
the law involved, do it the right you know, yeah,
one hundred percent. Most of those people, those types of
predators act that way because they think they have dominance

(01:55:05):
over somebody, and they know there's an intimidation factor and
all you got to do is show you're not intimidated
by them, and they fucking back down. Right. They don't
want none of that smoke. That's why they do it.
They think it shows that it keeps people suppressed. So
if you just show them you don't fucking scare.

Speaker 6 (01:55:24):
Me, right, stand up to your bully.

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
I don't love that statement, right, Like, I don't because
it sounds like all you gotta do is be like no,
that's not what you do. You just have to go like, listen, man,
hit me, go ahead. I'm not scared of you hitting
me because once you hit me, we can play, right.
But you think you're gonna hit me and get away
with it, I don't think so. I get it, And

(01:55:50):
that's not being tough, that's just being confident. There's a
difference in those two things, I think. So when they're
like stand up to a bully, you're like, you're not
gonna hit for you like some fucking movie play bulls
watch me. That's not real, right, right, you just have
to go don't touch me, man, not okay, you hit
him first, and you hit him hard, right. Standing up
to bull is also involving the authority, right, Yeah, Your

(01:56:13):
tattletale bitch, I'm gonna find you have a class, motherfucker.
Oh okay, so I found this awesome list of yes, okay,
of the most obnoxious reality shows of all time. Right right,
Joe Millionaire is on this list.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Remember that one. It wasn't on for very many seasons,
was it was?

Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
It was only one season? Yeah, yeah, and so that
that was obviously stupid. Here comes Honey boo boo. I
mean anything with that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
I mean that's still on.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
It's different, but yeah, the original. Yeah, but when we
saw it with Honey boomboo as a kid, people loved it.
But then you realize now that how they were just
exploiting that poor child. Oh yeah. And then uh, the
Simple Life. I thought this was okay, Richie, Yeah yeah.

(01:57:09):
When they went and lived in Arkansas, You're like, okay, yeah,
it was hot. It was silly enough, right, I secretly
had a thing for Paris Hilton, so I guess not
secret anymore. Had a thing Yeah, Toddler's and Tierra's.

Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
Yeah that annoyed out of me.

Speaker 6 (01:57:24):
Crazy, isn't that how Honey Booboo got his start on
that show?

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
That's what I thought? Yeah, and the whole idea too,
of how people don't see that as child predator behavior
and they're just giving fuel to predators. Yeah, because they're
dolling up these six, seven, eight years old to make
them look like they're in there late twenties. You don't
have to go on the dark web for at of

(01:57:49):
your content, yeah, yeah, you just sit there in the
corner and jerk off weird. Yeah. And then the other
one on this list, which I wanted to get to
was a Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. Now, Tila
Teq was a really fascinating person. I think she was
on a couple of other of those v H one shows, Yeah, like, uh,
what was the U Bret Michaels, No, No, the she

(01:58:13):
was on the uh what's the show with? Uh? Uh
the clock Guy? Yeah, Flavor of Love. I think she
was on that. And then she was such a character
on that they gave her her own show. And then
it comes out that she was faking being gay for rating.
She blames them, and then whatever, she falls off and

(01:58:35):
she uh does some YouTube stuff and is just crazy,
like insanely racist, like over the top crazy, and then
became like a very religious person and was like luring
kids to her house to baptize them, like like fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:58:53):
I've seen a few of her videos where she's just
nuttier than a fruit job fruitcake. She's just I.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
Don't know what that means, lose rob, I don't know
job in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
She's just way out there talking gibberish. You don't even
know what she's talking about. It's she's just good crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
And also it's not bad. It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Looks extremely dirty, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
You can't judge people that way. Who the fuck cares?
You can't say that about It's only because of her behavior.
It's only because of her behavior. You throw that, not
you roll, you throw that on top. Right, it's another
cut down. She could be mentally struggling. Right, Probably she
had she oded on pills and had a seizure and
a lot of people think that's when her behavior really turned.

(01:59:48):
I'll let you guess what your that happen Moving on
Rombi and so uh anyway, so that sent me down
the rabbit hole. And then v H one had this
show and I don't know if you remember this, Yeah,
hold on, where did it go? Ah? Here it is.
There was a girl she was on Rock of Love

(02:00:09):
and then she was on RockA Love Charm School, and
then they created a show around her called Megan Wants
to Be a Million Yes, Yes, and it was on
VH one two. And this show is responsible for the
end of these shows on VH one. Of this I
didn't either, but she was all set on trying to
find a mature guy so she could be a trophy wife.

(02:00:32):
By the way, she's a fucking six. Okay. Anyway, Uh,
they do the thing, it goes on, and then one
of the contestants who got married shortly after the show
ended to someone else, gets in trouble because his wife
is found dead. Yep, like what, and so they hunt

(02:00:53):
him down for murder and then they find him died
of a suicide, and so they then pulled the show
and all these other crazy things.

Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
Yeah, they didn't do a background check on this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
Cat, but he killed her afterwards. There'd be no reason
for a background check. It wouldn't show anything, right, it
wouldn't show he murdered somebody because no one knew because
it hadn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (02:01:18):
But I think later they had found that he had
had like domestic abuse charges against him.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
I don't know if that's true. I didn't see that
in anything that I found. Maybe it is. I'm sorry,
I was like, what the fuck is that? But it
sent me down a rabbit hole of people that have
died during because of reality shows. Because of the reality show. Yeah, okay,
And I don't know about you guys, but I would

(02:01:48):
think that there's a lot of them, right, Okay, I
wouldn't think so. I know that there's a fucking Storage Wars.
One of the.

Speaker 6 (02:01:58):
Ox you know, one of the buyer there, I think
fucking murdered somebody. Really, Yeah, that was like the first
season or whatever. That's the only thing that comes to mind.
I can't think of anything else.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
So likewise, there have incidents that include The Bachelor, Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Voice, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen, Nightmares,
Love Island, and some show called The Jeremy Kyle Show okay,
where people have died because of being on the show
and maybe like they're turmoil afterwards or they go, shit,

(02:02:32):
I'm a horrible human being and kept trouble readjusting okay,
ended up killing himself. Okay, Like I remember, what was it,
the Hell's Kitchen. I believe it was Hell's Kitchen. Or
Master Chef, one of the two. It was Hell's Kitchen,
is what it was. There was this big fat fuck
that was you know, part of the show, and he
was he was competing or whatever, and he ended up
going to the hospital because you know, he had some

(02:02:55):
health issues or whatever, but they let him come back.
So all that just to say, I could see.

Speaker 6 (02:02:59):
So like that where there's a lot of stress, you know,
where you end up having a heart attack, a grabber
essentially right there on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
Okay, these are all the people that have died that
have been on Hell's Kitchen. Love it isla a minute,
There shouldn't be it's a list. Wow, it's a list.
Season twelve, Jessica Vogel due to your assertive colitis, okay,
Paul Giganti from season sixteen, drug over to dose, Rachel

(02:03:27):
Brown season two, suicide, Keith Green season two, drowning, Aaron
Song season three, diabetes, whoa, Luis Petrozza season four, lung cancer,
Sandra Flores season twelve, heart complications, and Jonathan Plumley heart attack.
That's a lot of people to die from one shot. Yeah,
but a lot of those are natural causes, by the

(02:03:50):
way he dines. Natural so true.

Speaker 6 (02:03:52):
But like the suicide thing, right, that's kind of like
where my head's the the lung cancer, the heart disease
and stuff like that. Yeah, they got it because of
their poor life decisions. They'd chose to smoke them. Maybe
they did leave, maybe they didn't, who knows. That's just
the first thought that comes to mind. But like drug
overdose suicide, I'm thinking, Okay, was it that bad on

(02:04:15):
the show?

Speaker 1 (02:04:15):
You you had to numb yourself with pills or whatever
it was that causes person overdose.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
And you found fame. They couldn't handle.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
Right, or the suicide was just too much. You got
tired of being called a donkey so many times you're like,
fuck this, I'm out of here. I mean, I don't
like diminishing the reason people you know commit suicide too.
They couldn't handle it. Everybody has dark days. Everybody has
sometimes where they let their inner voice be louder than
a real voice. Your mind is a cunning salesman and

(02:04:45):
can sell you bullshit and you will believe it. And
sometimes that's easier to believe than other days. And not
everybody can deal with it. And I think I don't
want to say suicide is natural. But the test of time,
people have struggled with this through mounds of history, and

(02:05:05):
we just equated that it's not the way we just well,
that didn't happen as suicide. It's not a new thing
as what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (02:05:11):
No, No, it's always been around. People just get tired
of living. They're like, fucking I'm out, I'm out, I'm
done with.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
This, right. I just I didn't realize Hell's Kitchen had
so many people that died.

Speaker 6 (02:05:20):
Yeah, it really makes me never want to be a
contestant on the show. I mean, not that I can't
cook for shit or anything.

Speaker 1 (02:05:25):
But I think that show has a lot of setup.
Like I think they find like six or seven good
chefs and then they just put people on that suck
and then they just get cut.

Speaker 2 (02:05:36):
With bad singers.

Speaker 1 (02:05:38):
Oh you think they did that intentionally? Oh yeah, yeah,
I think people really thought they could sing. I think
they advanced them to do that.

Speaker 6 (02:05:44):
Right, may is master Chef Junior.

Speaker 1 (02:05:49):
Where are you finding all these fucking kids that are
you know, four star fucking chefs making what they make?
And right me, at that age, I was making peanut
butter and Jallian Ramen noodles, not fucking do in a
flombay or what the fuck ever? You know what I mean. Well,
the misconception of that show, or Kids Baking Championship or
any of those things. A lot of cooking shows is
they have the recipe. Okay, you just think they aren't

(02:06:12):
because that's not good TV, right of course, right. But
a lot of Master Chef Adult they have the recipe.
I guess everybody knows how to make a you know
that's never done it. They're like, make a oh, what's
the eggs? Make a benedict an eggs benedict with the sauce. Now,
everybody knows how to do that, right, So they have
the recipe to help them along. And that's what rescue.

(02:06:34):
I looked into being on a Top Chef Home Cook
of edition really not to Chopped Home Chef, okay, because
I'm like that'd be fun. Shit, man, some of them
they don't do it as often. They only do it
like every so many years. I was like, I don't know,
and it's one day of production, so you go and

(02:06:55):
you're only there for one day, as opposed to some
of these other ones. Uh, it's like fucking six weeks
of production. Eat a fucking dick, I'm not. I am
not gonna be away from my family for six weeks.
My job ain't gonna let me be away for six weeks.
They give me six weeks of vacation. I just can't
take it all the time. Right, But one day is
not too awful bad? And do they come into your
house and have no fire? Okay? No, no, no, you

(02:07:18):
go you have to go to New York for the
show and then they film it all in one day. Okay,
that's neat. Yeah, I don't think that's that big of
a deal. What's not like Wheel a Fortune or something
like that, where you got to go and hope they
fucking call you.

Speaker 6 (02:07:28):
Oh yeah, and you got three or four times and
you got to pay for all your fists back and
forth until that final one when they pick you and they're.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
Like, okay, you'll pay for it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:07:35):
What would you make to be your submission for that
particular show?

Speaker 1 (02:07:44):
Maybe pizza? Okay it's not sexy, but but you don't
have to be like a fucking you know, lobster tails
in ramolade sauce or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:07:55):
Right, and you make your own dough and everything, So
that makes it even more sure.

Speaker 1 (02:07:59):
Sure, specially sure. But even on the show, you have
all that stuff's made for you, right, you go and
get dough out of refrigerator, right, right, they have water
boiling for you already. They have short stock already prepped, right,
you know what I'm saying. There's some shortcuts on that show.
You don't realize. People are like, who the fucking make

(02:08:19):
that in six? In fucking ten minutes, I don't know
because they got the water boiling. Everything's chopped, kind of
like those old Julia Child shows where they're like, will
they show you her beginning to make it? But like
thirty minutes in they're like, and here we have the
finished product. There's one that was already fucking making sit
in an oven for the entire time. Yeah. Yeah, But

(02:08:40):
I think it'd be fun to go in one of
those home cooking shows. I could be. You watch those
shows Worst Cooks. Do you ever watch that? Pah God,
it's a little over the top with how satirical it is.
But then you get some people that you can tell
they really don't know how to cook. I'll make jillo
and burn it. Yeah I can't. I burn water And

(02:09:01):
you're like, sure you do, And then they make things,
and they're like, ha, they don't know how to use
a knife, like they're using the backside of a night
And you're like, settle down, Homer.

Speaker 2 (02:09:11):
People really can't use a knife, like I mean, sure
that feels fake to me.

Speaker 6 (02:09:16):
Sure maybe it is. Maybe they are hamming it up
for the for the TV.

Speaker 1 (02:09:20):
I don't think you should ever underestimate how somebody grew up.
I like that. Never underestimate the stupidity of people of parents. Right,
You never know how someone grew up. Usually you become
who you are because of adversity. You either grow up
going I want to be just like my parents, or
you go, I don't want to fucking do anything like

(02:09:41):
my parents.

Speaker 4 (02:09:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
And even if you say that, you're gonna do about
sixty percent of the shit they did, right, product of
your environment, you are one hundred percent. Ghibby says, Kids
don't remember. I'm a big believer. Kids do remember. Oh yeah,
it embeds in them and manifests in a different way.
But I think they do right. And so yeah, don't
ever underestimate someone doesn't know how to use a fucking
knife or cook if their parents never cooked, never made anything.

(02:10:05):
Everything was which is a thing. Then don't ever think
they can't use a knife because everything's been cut for them,
or they bought food already prepped in made.

Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
Right now, I will say I have a I have
a ton of different kitchen knives, and I don't know
which one it does which I don't know, I don't
I'm sure I cut things with the wrong knife all
of the time. I noticed the steak knives are. But
when it comes to, like a few months back, the
Cutco guy, because I bought cut Co knives before.

Speaker 1 (02:10:36):
Those are no door to door salesman, but I bought I.

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
Bought them at the Charles Estate Fairwell.

Speaker 1 (02:10:41):
No, that's better.

Speaker 6 (02:10:43):
That guy paid to set up a booth so he
can sell some knives.

Speaker 2 (02:10:46):
Yes, but when they how much you paid them? I
paid for three knives. I think I paid like two
hundred and fifty dollar knives.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
I think the Dollar store sells in for like five bucks.
And that right there, because I looked into that when
I was nineteen twenty, you know, straight out just looking
for a job, right, And they're like, all right, so
here's the deal.

Speaker 6 (02:11:06):
You come in, we'll sell your knife, you sell the knives.

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
You have to pay. It's like four hundred dollars for
your kit that you have to take to people's houses
and demonstrate with so you your purchase right there. Paid
for half them a fucker's kid, but it's a light I.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
Mean it was lifetime warranty. One of them I got
was a filet knife for Kevin for fishing, and I
got it engraved and everything, which was really pretty cool.
But you can always get them sharpened for free. And
if there's something ever happens, like one of them, the
handle of it broke and I got a replacement for free. Anyway,

(02:11:42):
when he came over to sharpen my cutcoat knives to.

Speaker 1 (02:11:45):
Your house, yeah, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:11:47):
Yeah right, it's pretty pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:51):
Knives was the thing that actually sold men before sure,
but he was like, oh, this is a nice set
of knives that you have. I've said a pioneer.

Speaker 1 (02:12:02):
That is the exact reason I don't want them in
my house. Sharpen my fucking knives. I'm not here for small.

Speaker 2 (02:12:08):
Talking, right, But I had no idea, Like he's like, oh,
that's a cheese knife. I had no idea. I had
no idea. I even had a cheese cutting knife.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Yeah. I think that's a lot different than using the
fucking sharp end.

Speaker 2 (02:12:19):
Right, absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
How do you hold it and go? Yeah, this is
Brian right. If this is not cutting very well, I
guess it needs to be sharpened. You've seen a slasher movie,
you know this, right, right? If anything, you would believe
in a slasher movie, Jason Vories would use the wrong end, right,
He's got the power for it. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
you've round it enough. I would imagine all right, you

(02:12:44):
guys have a fantastic week. And by the way, our
toy drive is getting soon. That's what we should have
said once. It was like, hey, what are you looking
forward to? Yeah, not the toy drive. I was gonna
say all night. Oh god, you guys have a great week.
We'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
See yea, bye bye