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feeling well. She is. Italked to a little bit yesterday again.
She believe she'll be back on Monday. Sweet. We got tickets to the
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right. It really puts some emphasison it's not Beast unleashed that's not the
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seven five k'd of course I'll belistening every hour for that this headline,
oh and freaking a Friday. Yeah, give away some beers. What song

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are you annoyed with? Right now? A case of line in Google october
fest can go wrong with an octoberFest. So we'll have a case that
what song are you annoyed with?Right now? All you gotta do is
text the name of that song andthe artist. If it's not you know,
if it's Bob Bob Heater in thedrywalls right, very talented game,

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make sure you tell us it isthem. If you say, hey,
we're out of drywall screws, isthe name of the song? I don't
know who sings that? You knowhow many people sing We're out of drywall
screws? Yeah? Uh yeah,So text that over. That's gonna be
fun. I'm looking forward to hearingwhat song are you void with? God?
I hope it's a song I like, yeah, right, yeah,
that'll be awesome. That'll be awesome. A new study has come out and

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said that obesity continues to rise inAmerica or I wish they would have said.
Obesity numbers continue to inflate, right, OBCIT numbers are getting bigger,
they're rounding out, right, Hey, fatty, these OBC numbers aren't fat,
they're just fluffy, right. Andit says that forty percent of American

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adults and twenty percent of children areclassified as obese, which is a ten
percent increased over the last decade.That's one percent a year. Man.
That doesn't seem like a much whenyou put it like that. Obesity in
US currently affects one hundred million adultsand fourteen million children, and it accounts

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for approximately one hundred and forty sevenbillion dollars in annual healthcare costs. Fat
person, I'm sorry. An obestperson is defined by their completely bs number
BMI if it's thirty or higher.Some reachers say it's flawed because it does

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not act account for things like musclemass. So if you take, uh,
well, I'll give you a greatexample. A lot of guys who
fight are considered obese right because oftheir BMI or whatever, because their height,
their weight don't, don't aren't correct, right, And you look at
them, and these guys are ripped, they're cut. Yeah, they have
low body fat. They just havemassive muscle. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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And so I'm I love telling themthey're fat and running away from them.
Us Harden deaths are linked to obesity. They've trippled over the last twenty
years, surging from two point twodeaths per one hundred thousand people to six
point six per one hundred thousand people. There's a gender gap two, with

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more obesity related deaths occurring among menthan women. Huh. That fascinating.
Uh. And of the states thatare the most obese, let me make
sure I get this right. Idon't want to misrepresent well, yeah,

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you don't want to make the pattiesman, most prevalent in Louisiana, West
Virginia, and Oklahoma. Congratulations tothe top of a list everyone. That
is fantastic news. I'm so happyfor for all of you. Just glad
you can all join. Man.I'm telling you, it's good to be

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good at something, right right.I was thinking, So I'm standing,
So I'm staying. I'm at thegrocery store yesterday, I'm standing there,
and uh, I'm I'm at thesnaky cakes for my kids. I get
my kid for their lunch. I'mbeing honest. I'm being honest. I

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believe I get the little cosmic browniesand they split one of those, or
they do the little birthday cake bars. Have you seen those? And so
that? Or But I was standingthere and I was like looking at all
the options that were available, andit's insane with how many there are.
Oh yeah, man, And I'mI'm not making this up. I'm not

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making fun of this person. Sorry, turns grabs the family size box of
ho hoes and she puts them inher her wire basket thing that's attached to
the scooter. And I don't knowwhy she felt the need to, but

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she turns to me and she goes, gotta get my snacky cakes. She
could feel your judgmental eyes probably.And I'm standing like away away from on
the scanning all of them, tryingto decipher is there one I'm gonna get
from my kids? And which onedoesn't have nuts? Like all these things?
Right, I like shopping at abouteleven am, not very many people

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there. I could take my time. Yeah, I don't have to be
like, get me out of thismental hospital, right yeah? And I'm
like, yeah, I can't.You gotta have the snaky cakes moves like
maybe two feet still in the snakycake. Yeah, she easily could have

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split the difference for where she stoppednext and just stood up, reach grabbed
one, reach grabbed the other one. But anyway, so she stops,
reaches up, grabs the family sizebox of ding dongs. Oh geez,
and again for some reason, Idon't know why, she turns to me
and she goes and of course wehave to have different different ones. And

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I'm looking around. I don't knowwho she's talking about. Maybe her and
her personality, maybe she's got somebodyunder a fold. I don't know.
She ate MILDI bro. She knewthat you were judging her silently in your
head. So she's like, I'mjust going to beat them to it.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta havehim. Oh we have to have two

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different kinds of the family pack.Well yeah, man. And it's not
like it's the end of the monthright to the point where she just got
her wick or whatever, right,right, right, and she's stalking up
for the month. Right, that'sthat's probably a week supply right there.
Oh man. Which, by theway, those are two of my I

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do not like those two snacky cakes. The ding dongs and the hoes.
It's just that waxy chocolate and it'sjust yeah, you've mentioned before you don't
like that waxy chocolate. I likethe rolls that you can unroll because I
always making a game and try tocompletely unroll. Yeah, like Swiss rolls,
yes what they are. Yeah,yeah, I'm all about the nutter
butters or the cream pies, theoatmeal creamy. Yeah. I ended up

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going with them. They do manyof the hohes or ding dogs, and
they're so they're like really small,perfect to go in their lunch. Yeah
awesome. Yeah, but they havethis new thing that's like a hoh chocolate
chocolate cake whip cream and then there'slike caramel in the middle. Yeah.

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I might have to break my waxychocolate rul here saying it sounds delicious right
now. Not right now because we'vetaken a break because it's become a problem.
But what is I get vanilla icecream and I've talked about it before,
the java oo oreos and crumble thoseup and put it on ice cream.
It is so good. I've had. I have a package of the

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java oreos. I eaten maybe likefour or five out of them, and
they'd have been in my fridge forlike two months. I just I don't
know, and maybe it's just me, you know, I've kind of shied
away from the sweet sweets compared towhat I used to do. Really,
yeah, yeah, I know youcan't tell, but I get it.

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I was like, I just Ieat them. I'm like, I just
feel the diabetes coming on, ma, and I'm like, oh, I
feel miserable after I eat them.And it's just that's why they've been sitting
in the fridge. There was athing the other day and it's like the
worst foods to eat before bed,and ice cream was on that list.
I can imagine all that lactose whatnot. It's just turning around. What does
that have to do with it?They say, when you when you can't

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sleep, to have lactose, Allright, drink some more moving yea,
which is not a thing really rightright. Maybe it's just I don't know,
eating right before you go to bedthat might have something to do with
it, or not eating before bed. It's okay, as I tell my
children, it's okay to be hungry. Absolutely, you don't need to be
fool all day. Yeah, thenyou start your day off you're like,

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oh, I'm famished. Let's getthis day going. In our house,
the rule is we have a snackdrawer that's got like all kinds of crap
and then yogurts and cheese and stuff. You can have anything out of the
fridge whenever you want. You don'thave to ask. Oh that's cool.
But in the if you want somethingnot healthy, you got ask, okay,

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because if you don't, if youapplied that rule, they'll just go
to town. Oh and the nextthing you know, an entire box of
snacky cakes is gone in like twentyminutes. Yes, oh yeah, yeah,
gotta watch a little kids. Thatand cereal. I could eat cereal
all day. I love it.It's so bad for you, I know.
And I used to be the sameway. I used to every day

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before I before I go to bed. It's at least about ten years ago.
I'd have a bowl of cereal sometimestoo, before I go to sleep.
And I can't tell you last timeI bought cereal. I was getting
groceries the other day at the Winkowand I go down that aisland. I
was like, why am I downhere? I Am not going to eat
anything here? The milk will gobad before I use it all, so
I just stop. Cream pies,ice cream, Bluebell. I've had that.

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Good. God, it's fine.It's feels it sounds stupid because there's
no way there's more sugar or thepercentage can't be that big of a but
it just feels like too much sugar. Because they do the little Debbie ice
creams too, They've got They've donea bunch of those, yea, and
everyone I have. I'm like,it's good, it's just feels like over
the top too much. Yeah,yeah, man, I love I love

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ice cream sandwiches. Right now,they have these Oreo ice cream bars you
can get at Sam's Club. Theytaste just like an oriole. They're so
good, really, but the creamfilings icy cold, no, like they've
it's chocolate on the outside and thenthe inside. It's like they've made a
ship, like a like a mixlike a blizzard, but it tastes like

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the icy Okay, so good too, all right? Du yeah, And
then of course I like, whatare the cones that have the chocolate and
the bar the drumsticks, yes,with the with the caramel in the middle,
the nuts on the outside. Wego to Andy's every once in a
while because the girls like going there. If you've never had their custard,

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it's so good. I think I'veonly been there once, is I.
And they have a replethora of choices. You can get the caramel pretzel,
Oh my gosh, so good.And then they have a new one called
uh canoli. Thunder what it's likecanoli mixed up with chocolate chips in the

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ice cream in the custard, right, frozen custard, and then pistachio.
It says pistachio like, I don'tknow what that means. It's just green.
I know that, And it's dude, I annihilated it sounds I was
Bruce Lee in every Bruce Lee movie. I whooped its ash. Yes,

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And because well also when my kidswere talking me, I was eating so
much you couldn't read my lips.Right, the best snack in the world
is frozen grapes and Greek of vanillayogurt. You're you're lying, huhne.
Here we are talking about ice creamand snaggy cakes and this and that,
all the stuff that's bad for you, and then this freak comes in with

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some healthy stuff. Listen, I'msure it's tasty, right, but it
is. It's not the best snackin the world. No kid will ever
ask for frozen grapes and greek ofvanilla yogurt. I'm you're a weird kid.
I like vanilla yogurt. I likegreek yogurt. Yeah, I like
grapes. Yeah, I've had frozengrapes. They are good. Yeah,

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it ain't the best snack in theworld. Grapes are notoriously not good for
you. Vanilla yogurt is packed withsugar. It's probably equal if you read
the sugar number, it's probably equalto a granola bar. Yeah right,
okay, So get out of herewith you think you're eating healthy. That's
the thing they think they are,and that makes them feel better. If

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you want to go, if wecan go down this road. Peanut butter
and apple slices maybe one of thebest healthy snacks ever. I can't go
wrong with that. It's so good, you really can't. Peanut butter makes
everything delicious. I'll even do youone better than that, strawberries cut up.
Okay. In the grocery store,there is non dairy whipped cream.

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It's made from coconuts and it's it'sin the ice cream. It's near the
whip creams and stuff, and ittastes like an island paradise. Really,
it's so good, and it's nondairy and you're eating fruit. It's a
home run. Better than frozen grapesand Greek vanilla yogurts. I would think.

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So grapes are on the scale offruits that are good for you.
Grapes, I didn't know, prettylow. I love grapes, and I've
been getting more fruits into my life, you know, lately, as I
go to the getting groceries just becauseI feel like I need it, you
know, So I just get oneof those giant bags of grapes and then
when I you know, leave themfor work, I'll fill up a sandwich
bag or whatever, bring them withme. I didn't know that they were

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bad for you. They're not badfor you. Of the fruits, it's
not the best, correct if yourchoice is that or a goranola bar,
or it's a better choice. It'sfiber, okay, right, it's good
for your tom Tom. They aredelicious. They are I like the black
gray apparently frozen. Man, I'vebeen missing out on the best snag,
you know, I've been very blessedto go to some very nice restaurants.

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Yeah, a couple of Michelin Starrestaurant. I've been very lucky to do
that, eat some great meals,and every time on the menu frozen grapes
and Greek yogurt. It was thebest in the world, absolutely that.
And and scallops and lobster fright right, a Tomahawks day wad beef, Yeah

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yeah, yeah, they're all inthe same same group. All right,
listen, we're giving away beer.We want to know what song are you
annoyed with right now? BMMS?And what that is? To eight two
nine five. We'll give away acase of living Google Octoberfest and play the
song you say sucks right now?Coming up here in a little bit.
Tilsa's Morning Show continues next with TheBig Man Morning Show on Tilsa's rock station

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ninety seven five KM. Moods,Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning
Show. We're giving away beer andwhat song are you annoyed with right now?
BMMS? And whatever that is?To eight two nine four five.
We're gonna give away some beer andlisten to what song you're annoyed with?

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Coming up in a little bit butright now we gotta do news quickies and
we do headlines only on Friday timefor news quickies, world news, local
news and news that just makes yousay, what the here's Corbyn givebm lindsay
with what's going on? News quickeas from the Big Man in Morning Show.
In ninety seven five, AMoD policerush to report of a ritual mass

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killing. But it was just yogaclass. Sounds so vaguely familiar. We
do that last week. Well,how about that pop up bar for homeless
Denver police investigating. I don't seeanything wrong with that. You know,
hobo's need a drink? I mean, I don't. How do you do

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you have like a homeless card?How do you know they're homeless? Based
on looks and a you know,smell. Scientists look to spider venom as
possible new viagra as long as theapplication is simple. Yes, take this
spider, let it bite you.Cocaine is said to overtake oil to become

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Columbia's main export. You mean itwasn't already right? I don't think.
I mean, so they're t Howdo you know how much is going out?
You know you just talked to Pablo. Study finds captive pandas may suffer
from jet lag. We'll see youjust go to suit. You woo hood
to the times when you're gonna bein the right. Man walked naked out

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of shower, found MOUNTEA in hisbedroom. Lawsuit says, So, I've
not read the story, but I'massuming this is a Canadian story. I'm
assuming, I hope, so I'mnot. I don't know if mounte is
like trooper, like you're called atrooper no matter what. But I thought
a mountee, like if you're ona horse, you're a mountee. Yeah.

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Yeah, it's the Canadian Royal CanadianMounted Police. So are they called
mounties. Yeah, so even ifyou're not on a horse, you're a
mount you're still a mounting because you'repart of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
The question is why is he inthe bathroom? Man Sue's hospital after seeing
wife's see section surgery. C sectionsurgery? Yeah, you pussy, what

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are you doing it? Don't lookyou don't ever look at the hippo?
Yawn? Well, c section isnot the hippo. It's still the same
thing. It's still that baby comingout, and it just ain't right.
I would argue a c section isprobably more disgusting to see because they cut
the woman opened and then they pullthe organs. Yeah, and then they

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have to put it. It's ayeah, it's a mess. Uh,
yeah, it's a mess. It'sdisgusting, But just don't look. Meteorite
crater on Dublin Beach turns out tobehold dug by beach goers during sunny spell.
Somebody walked by, Look at thesize of this crater. Meanwhile,
you got a couple other people like, hey, loser. Man hospitalized after

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being attacked by a herd of cows, most dangerous animal ever. So there's
a video a couple of weeks agoof a guy riding some country road in
England, you know that has theold stone walls on each side, and
he stopped to get a drink ofwater, and all of a sudden,
a herd of cows is coming andthere's nowhere. He's like, he doesn't
know where to go, and sohe just stands there in his stupid you

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know, bike pants and bike shirtand bike shoe because you always looks stupid
after him and I ride so Ican say that and he's like stop but
yeah, and they stop and he'slike he doesn't know what to do.
I am the leader of the cows, and cows are kind of dumb with
that, like they just kind ofthat herdman tower. They're just like,

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uh, yeah, okay. Andone comes to the front and it's like,
I think we can take yeah yeah, And the farmer shows up and
he's like, and I just Iwouldn't know what to do, like to
get a tap, I would betake. Cows are scary animals. I
think if you're riding your bike,you just get on and pedal. I

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don't know what if it's like abear thing, would they see you running
there? Like, well, Iguess I should run after them, right,
like dogs in their ability to chasewhen they see something like yeah,
yeah, okay. Massachusetts may outlawattaching guns to robots. May like they're
not sure about that yet, LikeI don't know, I mean, what
could possibly go wrong if we putthese guns on some robots. I mean

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the question is you're not good?Like I can't attach one to my drone,
right, I mean technically that isa robot, but yeah, I
don't know. Bavarian Prince complains aboutboob exposing octoberfestware this loser, like the

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people in charge of the filling indonuts. I don't know. It's a
Bavarian prince, so yeah, yeah. Cat at the center of multi state
custody battle. Oh god, multistate. That means there's more than one.
They're like, no, I wantthe cat, No, I want
the cat. It's a good kiddie. I'm sure it is. I'm sure

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it is. Government responds after womannames or kid methn famine rules. Sara,
why are you before the court today, your honor? I'd like to
change my name? All right?What is the legal reasoning for wanting to
change your name? I mean,do you see my name, your honor?
Yeah? Right, it's called Mattor something, not Mr. Right.

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He swam hooking my arm with thispenis inside the dolphin sex scandal that
outraged a nation. I'll read itagain. He swam hooking my arm with
his penis inside the dolphin sex scandalthat outraged a nation. I am oddly
intrigued and want to go read moreabout this dolphin sex scandal. You can.

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It's on our Facebook page at facebookdot com. Slash b mms six
nine. What song are you annoyedwith? Right now? A case aligning
Google October Fest get it over toit, Good morning, It's the Big
nine Morning Show nine eight four sixz K M O D. Can also

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text BMMS and what you want tosay to eight two nine four five.
We are given away beer for freakinga Friday. Maybe there it is.
We want to know what song areyou annoyed with? Right now? Right
now, right now? B MA mess and whatever that is to two

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nine four five. Sherry is onthe line. Hey Sherry, how are
you? I'm good? And whatsong are you annoyed with? Right now?
The cover of Last Resort by followin Reverse? Really yes, here
it is right here? What isit about the song that is annoying to

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you? They are just killing aclassic song. Okay, I'll be honest
with you. We've gotten a lotof tech for the song. I'm surprised.
I thought everybody loved this song.I do not. They might,
I do not. He you wereyou shocking? Do give me to see

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this as much I was. Iliked this song. I like the fact
they slowed it down, and you'relike, you really get the meaning of
the song because with like Papa Roach, it's just so fast. Yeah,
you don't really hear the words,you slow it down. You're like,
you realize how dark it is?Yes, yeah, well, your hate,
your hatred for this song is gettingyou the hookup. Gimpe go ahead
and tell her exactly what she's getting, you know, Sherry, just because

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you seem to be annoyed by sucha one nervele song, I'm gonnack you
up with the case a lot ofGoogle October pass. All right, hang
on the line so Gimpe can getyour personal info. Okay, oh all
right, hang on line. Don'tgo anywhere. Yeah, I'm surprised how
many people don't like Yeah, andlisten. It isn't overwhelming, It's it's

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just I've it caught me off guard. I thought it would be all over
the place. Yeah, yeah,whatever, she doesn't have good taste,
what do you know? Shit right? All right, I got your balls
to the wall. Sports. Theforty nine Ers continued their stellar starting to

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the season with a thirty to twelvethrottling of the New York Chilians on Thursday
Night Football at Levi Stadium. Brockpurty Man completed twenty five or thirty seven
passes for three hundred and ten yardsand a pair of touchdowns as San Francisco
improved to three and zero. NowI was watching the highlights because I was
like, I went to Nickelback lastnight, so I didn't get to watch
the game. Was it awesome?Dude? I only stayed for like half

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a Nickelback show because I had toget home, so I like left like
nine thirty. But they put iton amazing show. I had probably one
of the best concert experiences I've everhad top three in my life. Folk
show Brandley Gilbert killed it and anobody Josh Ross. I was like,
I'm gonna have to add this guyto my playlist. I love the fact
that it was rock and country mixedtogether. Nonetheless, we're getting off topic

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words. I was watching the highlights. I guess brock through one got batted,
yeah, and then they caught itin anyway. Rand I was like,
dude, awesome for him. Hejust his ability to Here was my
observation watching them play. Everybody lookslike they're sprinting when they go in motion.
When Kittle goes in motion, itlooks like he's sprinting, right,

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which is not common. Right.The aggressive play that everybody's playing with is
is it's hard, not to like, and Purdy's ability to stay super calm
as a new quarterback still, yeah, is really really impressive. Yeah,
they looked awesome. McCaffrey accounted forone hundred nineteen all purpose yards in a
touchdown, while Deebo Samuel nabbed sixreceptions for one hundred and twenty nine yards

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and a score in the forty nineyears thirteenth straight regular season victory. Bosa
collected one sack for the NFC Westleading Niners in the wind Giants quarterback Daniel
Who's it coming after me? Jonesthrough for a one hundred and thirty seven
yards and an interception in the dissup pointing performance for the NFCS nf C

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East squad watching him like, firstof all, not putting your hands on
Bosa is so stupid, and everytime you see Daniel Jones like running for
his life. New York was limitedto just twenty nine rushing yards with star
running back Sequon Barkley out for thegame due to an injury. The Giants
fell to one and two. BrockPurty is the third youngest player in NFL

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history to throw for seven hundred passyards, four pass tds, and zero
interceptions through three games of a season. The only players younger, but I
guess of the modern era recently LamarJackson twenty nineteen MVP season and Patrick Mahomes

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in his twenty eighteen MVP season.Back to the nickelback thing, only for
a second. I saw a thingthat said, do you know how some
to tell if someone's lying? How'sthey tell you they hit nickelback? Of
course everybody was into it. It'sa good they're good live. The Week
four of college football season is gettingunderway this weekend. Fourth ranked Ohio State

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and ninth ranked Notre Dame square offin a top ten showdown in South Ben
and I just read this morning.Vince Vaughn will be the celebrity picker on
college game Day. And if youknow anything about Vince Vawne's a massive Notre
Dame fan, to the point wherehe incorporates it into his movies even if
it's not written in. So thatshould be fun. Dion Sanders and number
nineteen Colorado will look to stay unbeatenas they face eleventh ranked Oregon on the

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road. I was watching a highlightof practice for Colorado that was on the
Twitter, the X whatever, andit showed to simulate how loud it will
be. The coaches had bluetooth speakerson dollies and we're following, like following
the quarterback and the running back anddefensive guy, like to try and simulate

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how loud it will be and notbeing able to communicate oncommon for practice to
have loudness to try and simulate whatit will be like in an environment.
I've never seen them follow people aroundwith like with bluetooth like massive, like
those ones you see at Sam's orCostco. Right right. It makes sense
though, to do that so youknow how to you know, play under

(32:20):
pressure and with the noise and allthat. Yeah, because I was running
my mouth. Eleventh ranked Oregon onthe road in another Pack twelve matchup number
ten Utah the Utes host twenty fifthranked UCLA in Salt Lake City, Top
rank Georgia host UA B, secondrank Michigan host Ruggers, and third ranked
Florida State visits Clemson, which shouldbe pretty awesome. Oklahoma State visits Iowa

(32:44):
State, see if they can't getback on the tracks. That's at three
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ninety seven five K M O UN. Good morning, It's the Big

(33:14):
Man Morning Show. Nine eight foursix zero KMOD good Also text bmms and
then what you want to say toeight two nine four five, Good morning,
Gimpy, Well, Good morning Corbin. One week from today, we'll
be broadcasting live in the International BeerGarden from seven to nine for the twenty
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(33:36):
days of awesome. Come by,stay Hi. Are you doing the food
thing? Yes? Can hear whatfood is? Yes? I'm doing the
sweets version. Last year I didSavory. This year, I'm doing the
sweets, which I know I saidearlier I'm not huge on sweets, but
I didn't want to do the samething two years in a row. Congratulations
to Brian Williams of West Tulsa.Brian is in the running now for flight
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(34:00):
weekend from the Beast Unleashed and ninetyseven five k m o D. Every
hour we'll qualifying people, so belistening for that queue. We're giving away
beer right now. What song areyou annoyed with right now? Bmms?
And what that is? To eighttwo nine four five, Up for grabs
a case of line and google OctoberFest for freaking a Friday. What song

(34:20):
are you annoyed with right now?BMMS? And what that is to eight
two nine four five? All right, giving you what he got? Well,
honestly, it's any song by thisparticular artist that I'm about to play.
But I chose this one and I'vegot it queued up to where it
annoys me, oh like a percertain part. Okay, uh huh,
all right, I'm just gonna getinto it, Okay, okay, right

(34:52):
in a minute, I'm Annita sentiment. In a minute, I'm on Anita
cinnamon roll. We'll go get youon. Ever, I can't one.
I'm shocked you even listen to thislike it's it's anywhere in your ear range.
Only when I hear her walking downthe hall and they got the beat
playing, or you know, Igo somewhere and you know somebody's playing it
on the jukebox. I'm like,somebody, shoot that damn thing. Song's

(35:16):
amazing, dude. It was atough call between this one and good as
help. Both of them annoy thepiss out of me. But that one
and I'm into sunnamon roll. YeahI know she doesn't. That's fun.

(35:38):
Yeah, yeah again. This allspawned off yesterday was somebody not liking Metallica
and all that other stuff. Soyour feelers may get hurt a little bit.
Uh. The one that I pickedis kind of in the same I
have two. When I'm gonna playone and then I think it's got another
one. The second one I have. Maybe not a lot of people know.

(36:00):
I've seen it on the top andit just annoys me. We'll get
to that in a minute. Butthis one massive song. The singer awesome,
big fan. I'm a big fan. I think this person's awesome.
Huh. I just hate that theydid this song, and I hate that
this song is becoming popular and Idon't consider the song to beat in his

(36:22):
genre. H God, damn it. You using got a job, so
I'm working. The bugget is achick oukre. I know things will get
better. You'll find working I'll getpromoting and we move out of the shelter
by having a house, stealing thesuburb. I remember, Okay, just

(36:50):
because you put a steel guitar inthe background, and because you sing the
song with a twang occasionally, it'snot making a country song. I'm right
there with you, man. Furthermore, suits and it's dude, he kills
it. I'm not dogging on him, Yeah, I'm just I'm just annoyed
because if this is a song youplay in your live show to make your
live show memorable, Like, Ithink it's fun when artists do that,

(37:13):
but when you suddenly make it ahit, to me, it's washing out
what you do, right, allthat hard work that you did to get
to where you're at. His songsare money, man, Yeah, and
I get it. You know.I heard him explain why he covered this
song. You know, it remindedhim of his dad is used to play
it. That's what I love abouthim. Every song means something absolutely,
but it is not. It's allright. It was all right when Tracy

(37:37):
did it. It was just itmight be the best songs of all time.
But I hear you. But man, I heard this for the first
time I'm like, okay, andhe sings him so close to how she
sings it. Yeah, if you'regonna do something like that covered up,
make it your own kind of likein this moment, yeah, or not
in this moment. Yeah. Yeah, they made it their own resolutely the

(38:00):
not this guy. I'm gonna doit exactly the same as Tracy Well.
I'll put a steel guitar occasion upan arrow, right, and then when
it works, I'll I'll carry myrs. I'll hang on to my RS
a little bit longer. Yeah.But and this one sucks because again I
think he's awesome. Yeah, butI'm completely comfortable with my affection for musicians

(38:21):
to also critique them. Yeah,yeah, I would totally go see this
guy in constant Oh, no problem. But when this song comes on,
Yeah, yeah, it just tome it feels gimmicky. Yeah, you're
probably right, And he doesn't seemlike a gimmicky guy. I believe him,

(38:42):
like he was like I want todo it, and he just did
it. I believe that because itfits his persona and everything I've known about
him. Yeah, and when hedoes the thing with a little kid and
he brings the kid on stage andsinging with him. You're like, like
everybody does, like everybody you know. I think you pointed it out to
me, speculated their plants out there, you know, these kids that can

(39:04):
play the guitar or seeing well orwhatever their plants. And I'm seeing more
and more of that happening, andwhere artists are pulling kids up on the
stage and I'm like, I betyou they know that kid somehow somewhere,
or I don't know, but itjust seems like it's too convenient to everybody's
doing it. Listen, I'm sorryif I'm ruining that for people, but

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it's like when you see a magicianand they pull somebody out of the crowd.
That's not ninety percent of the timethat's a plant. Right, we've
never met before, have we,Automatic? They met before? Yes?
Automatic. It's as somebody who dealswith spontaneity and people, it's incredibly hard
to find people that can nail itstraight out of the shoot right right,

(39:46):
And these kids they do it.They get up there and they kill it,
and good for them, very talentedchildren, but come on, it'd
be different if you've seen them liveand they pull somebody up and they can't
do it. And they put themback and grab someone else. Right happen?
Right, No, it's always firsttime and the crowd goes. They
just slay, get out of here. They just slay. But likewise,

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I don't hear of people telling me, Hey, the management contacted you know,
the local music shop to find Hey, we need a kid this age
that can play right. Right,I get it. It makes you look
cool on stage, but it's awesomewhen it happens. Yeah, and now
that everybody's doing it, I justI think it's losing its magic. Yeah,
you know, And I don't know, maybe they don't do them,

(40:28):
but it feels not right, theoptics aren't right. We want to know
for you, what song are youannoyed with? Right now? In case
aligning Google Octoberfest? All right,gimpy, what do you have for another
one? This is another one thathas annoyed me since the day that it
came out, And if I hearit anywhere, I'm turning around and walking
away. All right, So yeah, it's why Why does it annoy you?

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This is a massively successful song inthe country world. It's not country.
It's not country. For one,the lyrics are stupid, reads hearted,
but a lot of a lot ofsongs. Lyrics are stupid, I
understand, and I don't get howthis made it such a massive hit.

(41:37):
I don't know who heard this andwas like, totally send it, send
it straight to the top. No, no, no, no, I
want to turn but you gotta showto do so. I gotta keep it
playing, and I can't turn myheadphones down because I gotta hear you talking

(41:59):
to me. Yeah, massively successfulsong, get out. I'm not listen.
I'm not subjecting anybody to any moretorture. I don't expect anybody to
know this song. You probably haveseen it on the TikTok. And if
you know the television show on AmazonPrime, The Boys, they've taken a
clip from that show and made itinto a song. And I've seen it

(42:22):
on the TikTok. Would never allowa cripple. Actually, don't look at
me, Actually look at me.I can't do it. God, I've
never heard that before. Oh gosh, and I hope to never hear it

(42:45):
again. Actually look me. You'llthat will happen to you today today,
at some point you will be walkingaround and you will hear this. You'll
just for no reason, especially ifyou're the name Ashley allow a cripple seven.

(43:07):
Actually, don't look at me,actually look all right ahead. Want
to explode, yeah, man,and you will later today, Ashley,
look at me. I'm glad thatI don't know any Ashley's right. Oh

(43:29):
god, I hope not. Idon't want to. If you have another
one, we'll do it. Butwe can go too. Yeah, we're
good, all right. We wantto know what song are you annoyed with
right now? BMMS and what thatis to eight two nine four five.
We want to know the one that'sdriving you crazy? We who will give
you a beer if we pick heresand get you on the phone after you
send your text, and there mightbe extra points if you pick a song.

(43:50):
The gimp already hit it so Ican play it again. Take a
break and we'll be back. Tilsa'sMorning Show continues next Jack the Big Mad
Morning Show on Telsa's rock station ninetyseven five KMOT Good morning, It's the

(44:15):
Big Mad Morning Show. Nine oneeight four six zero k m O D.
Can also text BMMS and then whatyou want to say to eight two
nine four five and we are goingto be given away some beer. Lineon
Google Octoberfest. What song are youannoyed with? Right now? Bmms and

(44:36):
whatever that is to eight two ninefour five. But right now we're gonna
play a game up for grabs theirtickets to see the Struts at the Cans
Ballroom on Saturday, November eighteenth,nine eight four six Z KMOD. You're
gonna call up and you're gonna tellGimpy what category you want numbers, percentages

(44:57):
or averages. I will then duckout of the sound so I won't hear
any of the questions that you getasked, and then I'll come back when
Gimpy waves his hand, and Iwill try to answer the questions and get
closer to them than you, soyou can't go see the Struts. Nine
eight four six O K M OD. Good morning, you're on the

(45:19):
air. What is your name?Lonnie? Lonnie? Didn't you play yesterday?
I do it in my love.Yeah, let's give someone else a
chance. Okay, Wow, goodmorning you're on the air. What is
your name, Jennifer? How areyou today? How are you good?

(45:39):
Jennifer? What category you want?Numbers? Percentages or averages? Percent percentages?
It is? It's five questions fromGimpy just answer them the best that
you can, and I'm going tostep out so I can't hear the questions.
I'll rejoin and try to do betterthan you. Okay, Oh,
sir, my dad? All right, give b whenever you're ready. Alright,

(46:04):
Jennifer. Booty implants, sir?What percent in twenty eighteen? Booty
implants surged by what percent in twentyeighteen thirteen? Thirteen percent? All right,
Jennifer. Between the year two thousandand twenty eighteen, Jennifer, botox
injections had a jump of what percent? Oh, ninety two percent? Ninety

(46:30):
two percent? All right, Jennifer. Uh, penile implants grew by what
percent from two thousand and six totwo thousand and ten worldwide? Add twenty
percent? All right, Jennifer.What percent of all penial implants were performed

(46:51):
in the United States? H?Ten ten percent? Ten percent? Goal
with ten percent? Alright, Lastone here, Jennifer. Germany came in
second with the most penile implants performedby what percent? Germany? In Germany

(47:14):
came in second with the most penileimplants performed by what percent? Seventeen percent?
All right, We'll get Corbyn backup here. We'll give him the
same questions. All right, Corban, percentages is the category? You're ready?
Yes, all right, Corbyn.Booty implants surged by what percent in
twenty eighteen. I'm gonna say twentyseven percent, twenty seven percent, all

(47:38):
right, Corbyn. Between the yeartwo thousand and twenty eighteen, botox injections
had a jump of what percent?Seventy sixty nine percent, sixty nine percent.
Corbyn. Penile implants grew what percentfrom two thousand and six to twenty
ten worldwide? I'm gonna say sixpercent, six per cents? All right,

(48:00):
Corban? What percent of all penileimplants were performed in the United States?
I'm gonna say thirteen percent, thirteenpercent. And last one here,
Corbyn. Germany came in second withthe most penile implants performed by what percent?

(48:22):
Sixty nine percent, sixty nine percent. Awesome, Jennifer, How do
you think I did? I don'tknow. It's the twent How much do
you know your penis implants? Prettywell? Oh? Yes, very well?
Oh good, okay, I lookit's unfair manage. Then all right,
Jimby, let's find out. Well. When the question wasn't asked,

(48:44):
booty implants surged by what percent andtwenty eighteen. Jennifer said thirteen percent and
Corbyn said twenty seven percent and theanswer is nineteen percent. Oh so Jennifer
got that one right. So,Jennifer, you just need two more to
get those tickets to the struts atthe King's Ballroom. On side of November
eighteenth, Question two. Question two, between the year two thousand and two

(49:05):
thousand and eighteen, botox injections hadjumped of what percent? Jennifer said they
jumped ninety two percent? Wow.Corbyn said they jumped a very giddy sixty
nine percent and the answer eight hundredand forty five percent. Oh my god,
yeah, yeah. Do you dobotox, Jennifer, No, sir,

(49:29):
is that something you might do?Like, is that on your radar?
You're just not doing it yet?Nope. I just I'm a tomboy
and I like my what I earnedmy wrinkles? All right? Question three,
gimpy, all right? Question three? Penile implants grew by what percent
from two thousand and six to twothousand and ten worldwide? She's like a

(49:50):
sixth grade Jenner. Where do youget the pussons from? My goodness is
great? Top of his head that'srights just common knowledge. Everybody dai reading
about penises, all right. SoJennifer says that the penile implants grew twenty
percent, and Corbyn said the penileimplants grew six percent worldwide, and actually

(50:12):
the penile implants grew eight percent,so Corbyn got that nice all right.
Question four. Question four, whatpercent of all penile implants were performed in
the United States? Now, Jennifersays that ten percent of those were done
in the United States. Corbyn saidthirteen percent of them were done in the
United States, and the United Stateshas performed at eighty five percent of all

(50:37):
penile implants worldwide, so I wascloser on that. It is a tie.
Jennifer comes down to this last questionabout penises to decide who's going to
get those tickets to see the struts. The fifth and final question, give
the last one here. Germany camein second with the most penile implants performed
by what percent? Now? Jennifersaid that Germany did it by seventeen percent.

(50:59):
Corbin said it was a giginy sixtynine percent and the answer is two
percents. No, Jennifer, yougot it ready. Congratulations, Yay,
your expertise on penile implants has gottenyou para taken to see the Struts at
the King's ball Room on Saturday,November eighteenth. I appreciate your humor grade
level is equal to ours. Hangon the line so we can get your

(51:22):
info. Okay, all right,thanks Corbyn. Al right, excellent job.
All right, we gotta take abreak. We want to know from
you, what song are you annoyedwith? Right now? A case of
line in Google Octoberfest. I didn'tknow. I don't know anything about penile
implants unless we've read it on theair. Yeah, it is not a
before and after search engine. Igo after the more you know. Now

(51:43):
you can rest easily knowing all thisknowledge about penile implants. Tulsa's Morning Show
is coming right back to the BigMad Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station ninety
seven five. Good morning, It'sthe Big Mad Morning Show nine eight four

(52:17):
six z K M O D.Can also text BMMS and then what you
want to say to eight two ninefour five for good Alright, right there,
it's Fakaday, Friday given Away beercase of Light and Google October Fess.
We just want to know from you, what song are you annoyed with

(52:38):
right now for good and Eddie ison Hey Eddie, how are you?
Every day? I'm worrying? Uhtell me what song are you annoyed with
right now? Uh? Son ofa Sinner by Jelly Roll up center serious?

(53:00):
Why why are you annoyed with thisright now? So? I like
Pountry, I like Jerry Roll,I like the old styff, but this
to me just sounds like a PhilCollins knock off. Really, I have
never should be on it should beon Tarzan or something. What? Wow?

(53:21):
Where are where do you land?With Luke Combs and Fast Car.
I like the Tracy uh Tracy versionbetter because to me that if you have
that attitude about this song, yougotta have that attitude about that song too.
Yeah, yeah, I absolutely do. Yeah, this is and this

(53:42):
is a huge country song. Iwas shocked to see this. Somebody textas
in where are you getting I was. I was like, no way,
this song is amazing and he's awesome. I'm giving me he gets a ton
of passes. Yeah, because he'sawesome in my book. But listen,
it's your vote, man, andthat's what you pick. Give me go
ahead and tell him exactly what he'sgonna get Corman says, if he hears
this one more time, is gonnahang himself in the garage. I know

(54:13):
the dance. There's a case aline of cool to October. Pass back
to you, Corman and the lineman, so you can get your personal info.
Okay, yeah, all right,buddy, good job man. Didn't
you didn't expect me to do thedance? He was not expecting that at
all. Whatsoever. Let's see whatgive me as it is four by four?
Uh well. Gorbanas says here thatthe Biden administration seeks to remove medical

(54:37):
bills from credit reports. The ConsumerFinancial Protection Bureau said yesterday inspects to issue
a proposed rule next year that wouldbar consumer credit companies from including medical debt
on credit reports. The BIERA saidunder the new rule, debt collectors would
no longer be able to use medicaldebt as leverage to pressure consumers into paying

(55:00):
questionable bills. The head of thebureau said, when someone gets sick,
they should be able to focus ongetting better, rather than fighting debt collectors
to try to extort them into payingbills they may not ever owe. Of
course, I am an on boardwith this one hundred You should not have
to go. Should I get medicaltreatment, right? Or should I take

(55:23):
on medical debt? Absolutely? AndI don't know anybody who doesn't have unpaid
medical bills. I think every everybodyI know at least I have no medical
bills. Well, good for you. No, I mean, like I
pay the co pay when I go, right. We haven't had any medical
procedures, right, Okay, Okay, sure I've got to. I'm sure

(55:44):
I've got some collections out there somewhere. I'm just like, I'm good,
I'm good. I mean, ifyou've had we've been lucky to not have
like a leg, arm risk whatever, major medical an incident. Yeah,
so I'm with you on that,but I'm I'm a huge like when we

(56:05):
know, like glasses are something westart saving ahead of time, right because
we just don't want to deal withit. You're always prepared like that anyway.
Senator John Fetterman says I'll wear asuit. Excuse me, it's so
funny, funny, I'll wear asuit if you avoid a shutdown. The
Pennsylvania Democrats said in a statement,if Republicans in the House stop trying to

(56:25):
shut down our government and fully supportUkraine, then he will save democracy by
dressing up for the Senate floor nextweek. Well, he was being satirical
by saying I'll save democracy because peopleare so wound up about what he's wearing,
which, you know what, Idon't disagree. I think you should
would care all that. But alsothat's the concern, right, that's the

(56:45):
big sticking point, right, Itsays here Fetterman got an extra attention for
his basketball shorts and hoodie look thisweek after Old Chuck Schumer loosened the chamber's
dress code that typically requires members towear business attire. I feel that being
in the Senate, the house partof the government's pretty important. Sure,

(57:06):
and you should probably dress for it. Sure, you should not be wearing
you shouldn't look like Adam Sandler.That's all I'm saying. Sure, I
mean again, I don't disagree.Your decorum is far more important than what
you wear, and the attitudes ofall have been insane. That says here
that McCarthy turned down zelensky request toaddress Congress. The Republicans said that there

(57:28):
wasn't enough time for the address giventhe busy legislative week, and noted that
Zelensky address Congress back in December andlawmakers are currently scrambled to pass legislation to
fund the government beyond the end ofthe month. The best part was he
was like, we're real busy,and he had already sent everybody home for
the week. We got stuff todo. Were real busy, like catching

(57:49):
our flights. Sorry Zelen given jasand theaters. We're real busy. A
lastly, here, Corbin Jinks HighSchool receives the twenty twenty three and NATA
Safe Sports School Award. Jinks asas recipient of the twenty twenty three National
Athletic Trainers Association Safe Sports School Awardfor its Trojan Athletic Department. The award

(58:13):
recognizes secondary schools that have met therecommended standards to improve safety in sports and
reinforces the importance of providing the bestlevel of care injury prevention and treatment.
According to the announcement, it's goodfor them. The Cincinnati Bengals are hoping

(58:37):
star quarterback Joe Burrow suits up forpivotal Week three matchup against the Los Angeles
Rams. Head coach Zach Taylor toldthe media on Thursday that Joe potential fraud
Burrow remains day to day with acalf injury not a cow his leg.
Burrow did not participate in Thursday's practiceand his status remains uncertain. From Monday

(58:59):
night showdown incense, the star quarterbacksaid he's preparing to play, but the
decision isn't up to him. Burrowaggravated the injury during the team's Week two
loss to the Baltimore Ravens. Ifyou remember, he sustained that earlier in
pre season another staying on the injuryfront, the Panthers are expected to be
without their rookie franchise quarterback this weekend. Bryce Young has missed the first two

(59:22):
team practices of the week due toan ankle injury that he suffered in Monday
night's loss to the Saints. Thefirst overall pick and this year's draft,
has completed forty two of seventy onepasses for two hundred and ninety nine yards,
two touchdowns, and a pair ofinterceptions this season. He also has
five rushing attempts for fifty one yards. Veteran quarterback and won't go anywhere you

(59:44):
can't get rid of rid of me, Andy Dalton is expected to start after
he got all first team reps atpractice on Wednesday and Thursday. The Panthers
are in last place of the NFCSouth at the O and two I think,
or maybe a little mental thing goingon with Bryce Young as well.
He looks so overwhelmed. NFL quarterbackeasily the hardest position to play. Yeah,

(01:00:08):
and these are insanely talented athletes.Yes, doesn't make it. You
can be an insanely good athlete andplay well at college ball, right to
do that in the NFL, youcan't just be a great athlete, because
everyone's a great athlete, right right. They worked hard to get where they're
at. Maybe he's got some stuffgoing on outside of work, you know,

(01:00:30):
maybe his old ladies cheating on himor something, right, or you
know he's got a medical bill.Yeah, absolutely, he's got them knocking
on the door. Hey, weneed your money. That's the balls to
All Sports and Corby on ninety sevenfive KI, Good morning, It's the

(01:00:52):
Big Man Morning Show. Four sixO k M O D. Qualified people
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(01:01:15):
all from the Beast Unleashed at ninetyseven five AMoD good morning, gim me
Good Morning, Corbyn. Tonight andtomorrow, it's our iHeart Radio Music Festival,
happening out in Vegas at the teamObile Arena, Foo Fighters, fall
Out Boy, Lenny Krabits more.You can watch it live but only on
Hulu Info at iHeartRadio dot com slashFestival. So I'm a weather dorc.

(01:01:38):
This isn't what we're talking about.I'm just bringing this up. Huh.
I'm a weather dork. I havea weather station. I just bought a
new one. I love it.It's awesome. Okay, dude, It'll
tell me. It's got a thingon the top. It will tell me
how intense the sun is, andbuy the number. It's a number and
weather like basically how hot it's gonnafeel, okay by the sun, because

(01:02:00):
you know, you can go outsideand the temperatures warm, but then there's
go outside. Me when you're inthe sun, you're like bane right right,
It's pretty awesome. Okay. Nonetheless, that's not what I wanted to
bring up Tomorrow. The weather islooking to be hairy. Yes, they're
saying even a potential tornado threat frommid morning through the afternoon to early evening.

(01:02:22):
I would say probably not in mylittle opinion, but there's still a
threat. And there's so much goingon Tomorrow day games for kids in school
with football and all that. Alot of homecomings are kicking up, and
so it's a little more than justyou're at home. Yeah, I've planned
on going to BBB this weekend,Bike's Blues and barbecues over in Rodgers,

(01:02:42):
and I'm tossing back and forth becauseof the weather. I didn't realize it
was going to be so bad.I just don't want to get ringed on
while I'm riding. But you don'thave to be an expert to go outside
and you can feel it in theair that there's a lot of humidity and
stuff which makes the weather bolatile.But I'm just to throw that out there.
Don't think tomorrow is gonna be justa normal Saturday. You can work

(01:03:04):
in the yard. It could bea little crazy. Might have to pin
some stuff down. Okay, nowI gotta figure out what was gonna Oh
yeah, uh, you also knowthat I'm a huge fan of psychological stuff,
psychosis. I'm a big advocate formental health. I think we don't
our mental fitness. Really, mentalhealth implies either you have it or you

(01:03:24):
don't. When I don't believe thatmental health is a switch that goes on
and off. I think it's adial. Everybody's depressed sometimes some days a
little bit more. Anothers you gottaget figure out how to turn that dial
down. Anger is the same way. It's not an on and off,
it's a dial anyway. These aresome of the scariest mental illnesses fun okay,

(01:03:49):
which I'm gonna mutilate the names.I'm sure uh cotard qatard illusion,
you can't call them that anymore.Man. People with this rare mental illness
hold the delusional belief that they aredead and do not exist or are in
the process of rotting. Wow.While denying their own existence, over half
the people with this condition also believethat they are immortal. Being locked in

(01:04:12):
a world where they're both dying andliving forever is deeply disturbing, and that's
what keeps them in like a reallycrazy turmoil, like a room in a
corner. I know we're all dyinginside slowly one day at a time.
I wonder how somebody gets to thatpoint where they think they're dying or dead
or immortal. Yeah. Visual agnosia, Okay. This condition is marked by

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the inability to process visual information.Often that manifests in the inability to recognize
common objects like trees, clothes,or cars. Existing in a world where
you cannot collaborate the danger or usefulnessof everyday objects would be hell huh.
So that first one is total likea you thing, right, the code

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tard whatever. These are mental illness, so they're all you. But yeah,
okay, what I was thinking thatmaybe this other one here where you
can't recognize, you know, simpleobjects like trees and stuff like that,
if that was like a part ofyour brain that was missing or just never
developed, you know, like likesome mental illness is like the other one,
you're like, oh, I thinkI'm dead or I'm you know,
I'm immortal or whatever. To me, that's just you and your thoughts.

(01:05:23):
But the other one, I waslike, I wonder if that's like a
piece of your brain missing that doesn'tallow you to recognize Yeah, I think
that you're doing what I think alot of people do, and it's not
that it's not possible that there's notsome development, but usually there's something that's
happened in your life that's created trauma, that's made your brain try to protect
itself. Okay, okay, yesit makes sense. Uh abbolomania ablemania sounded

(01:05:53):
out. It's the absolute inability tomake a decision. My wife has this.
I think everybody's life does, especiallywhen it comes to dinner time.
This goes far beyond deciding what towhether to wear boots or a backpack.
The person actually becomes paralyzed with indecision, sometimes to the point of being catatonic.

(01:06:15):
Wow, how about that. That'ssome intense, like, dude,
that would drive me insane? Yeah, more so, But still I wonder
if you have this, do youknow you're doing it, like, whether
it's like a subconscious thing. Isit comfort not making a decision? Very
well? Could be. Yeah,I heard you say before. Some people

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love living in chaos, you know, if they're you know, when everything's
going right, they just don't knowhow to handle that, you know,
so they got to come up withsome kind of drama or whatever. So
maybe that's what this case is.You know, people just love having that
inability and just the chaos inside theirmind. The next one, Alison Wonderland
syndrome. I've heard this before.It's it's uh. Alison Wonderland affects the

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perception, seeming to shrink the persondown to a Liliputian one moment and then
a giant the next. So likeyou think you're something big and then you
think you're like you're nothing. Yeah, okay. Auto fagia phasia the state
of failing to resist an impulse tohurt oneself or others. The majority of

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those who are in the state willfeel tension before they act, than relief
and pleasure when they're done. Theact most associated with this condition is eating
yourself. At this point, you'reprobably thinking, that's enough of this list
already, right, right? Interesting? So, like I wonder if it's
as simple as fingernails or do youlike pull skin off and put it in

(01:07:45):
your mouth? Right? Or?I mean I think everybody. I won't
say everybody does that, but likesometimes I get a callous built up Sure
you know and I'll know it off, Sure, but do you swallow it?
No? I'm you're not eating it? Okay, Okay, I haven't
eaten a finger nails since I wasa kid, So I wouldn't do that.
If I were you, I wouldhighly recommend not doing that. Yeah,

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because they don't digest and you cantear. Part of the uh cap
gris delusion. The souls afflicted withthis condition believe that a friend, spouse,
or other confidant has actually been replacedwith an identical impostor. Huh,
dude, there's a lot of peoplethat think that's happening in the White House

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right now. Truth. Uh,it's gotta be a completely soul grinding to
believe that your loved ones are fakesand you trust nobody. Do that some
deep psychological stuff right there. Yeah? How bad did you get hurt mentally
to feel like you can't trust anybody, not even family members? Yeah?
So I'll be honest. I gothrough phases of feeling alone where no one's

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rowing in my direction. I getthat, and I think a lot of
people do that. I think you'reright. Again, it's a dial right,
Sometimes it's a lot, sometimes it'snot. And when I do that,
and it's a tin for me.I don't trust people like I anyone,
right, because you're my enemy atthat point, everybody's against you.
At least you feel everybody's against you. Yeah, and there's a fight or

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fight flight thing that happens where I'mlike, nobody's gonna help me, so
I gotta protect myself against everyone.Yeah. So I can get pretty intense,
not like this right, right,and usually not yet anyway I could
lead to that. Usually after Itake some magnesium or a little over the
counter lithium, it like snaps meright out of it, or a couple
of tinchers. Reduplicative parmesana nope.Reduplicative paramnesia the belief that a place has

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been duplicated or that exists in twodifferent places at the same time. This
likely leaves suffers feeling utterly upended anddisoriented, without knowing which place is real
and which one's the delusion. So, like you go into a place in
youth, think that like you thinkit looks like you're living room. Everybody's
like, no, this is ourright, you think it looks different.

(01:10:06):
It's a delusion. I wonder becausewe talk about being in a mate simulation,
living in a simulation, like theseare all they say their mental illnesses,
but really they're just glitches in thematrix. Yeah, yeah, it's
possible, or they're just a misprogrammedindividual by the game, right, or

(01:10:26):
and but which is really what itis? Right, you got corrupted software
somewhere. Yeah, dude, Iknow this gonna sound crazy. The more
we talk about that theory. Yeah, the more I get in line with
it, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not hating it.
I'm not hating it anything. Iunderstand. It sounds crazy. Yeah,
it's also the only logical explanation.Too many coincidences in the world,

(01:10:48):
I think, at least in myworld anyway. Like, you know,
here's a prime example. When Ifirst started here, and I have this
thing that like I think of somethingsometimes and then it happens, and I
don't ever say it's like a preconceivednotion, absolutely, like a like a
bit of a clairvoyance or something tothat effect. Okay, now here's an

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exam. Here's a prime example foryou. Before I started, I was
thinking, you know, I knewI was headed here to work with you
guys, and I was thinking,Okay, well, my heart's got rock,
they've got pop, they've got sports, they we need a country station,
right, And then I start andtwo days later we launched a twister.

(01:11:30):
I never shared that thought with anybody. It just happened. So it's
one of those it's like, isthe programmer listening to me and they're like,
okay, right, here's your here'swhatever your wish, or they're having
a meeting over your body right rightin the lab. Right it's crazy,
yeah, or it's just correlation.It could be. It probably is.

(01:11:54):
But you know, I like tothink that, you know, I have
this innate ability to predict things,and then they have Yeah, you don't
have the ability to predict him.You have a thought and then they come
true, right, because the otherway implies you can control it. I
only wish. Yeah, thinking youwere dead and rotting would suck. However,

(01:12:15):
truly believing you were immortal would beawesome. Heights, airplane, skydiving,
no worries, you can't die.Crippling debt, no worries if you
if you have forever to pay itoff, except you don't and you're not.
That that's the thing that's the trick. You think you're immortal. I'm
immortal, I can never die.So you jump off a building and that,
Oh, I guess I was wrong, right, It's not that that

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scene in Spider Man into the SpiderVerse or Across whatever. The first one
is where he's been bitten by theSpider and he jumps off the building and
tumbles and hits the ground and livesright exactly, that's not how that works
out. Or in the Matrix wherehe jumps off and doesn't make the jump
and he falls in the the concretesucks him in and then bounces him out

(01:13:01):
right right. Yeah, go ahead, give that a shot. No,
don't, no, no, I'mjust saying, yeah, mental mental illness
stuff, dude. It fascinates mea lot, to the point where I've
contemplated going back to school. Youhad started this off with mental fitness.
Yeah, what do you mean bythat? So instead of saying mental health,

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I'm a believer in saying mental fitnessbecause when you say mental health,
it sounds like something you catch,right, and it's something that you can
you can you can eradicate. Okay, So rather than mental flitness, like
you health fitness for your body,you do things on a regular basis to
keep your body fit, you shoulddo the same thing with your mind to
keep your mind fit. And that'skind of what I was looking for.
Examples of that, like what readingor it's different for everybody, right,

(01:13:48):
some would say reading, some wouldsay meditations. And by the way,
meditation is a broad stroke. Canbe listening to music can be meditative.
Reading can be meditative things that Forexample, if you swipe through TikTok and
then later that day you find yourselfsuper irritable and annoying, that's not good
mental fitness, right, it createschaos in your life. Or when you

(01:14:11):
do the you do doom scrolling,or you go through the news, then
you should not do that. Ifyou find yourself later being very irritable and
mean to people, it might bethat might not be the best avenue for
you because it just triggers you.Yes, that makes sense. Yeah,
you got identify with those things youdid beforehand to see if there's a correlation.

(01:14:32):
And so it can be as simple. Some people just say going outside
and for a walk. Right,there's people that never do that. Yeah,
just changing things up a little bit, not changing things up, but
like having a regiment much like thinkof fitness, Like you lift weights on
Monday, you go for a runon Tuesday. You know, you write
in a journal. Some people saywriting in a journal is highly effective because

(01:14:55):
you can get thoughts out of yourhead and instead of you know, spewing
them other people or they bottle upuntil they pop. It's different again.
A regular sleep schedule, okay,all right? Is having good mental health
eating good foods? It is.It can get pretty innth degree and there's
a ton of holistic stuff out thereif you buy into that. I just
never heard that mental fitness before hadme interested. Yeah, all right,

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very soon, and we're going toqualify people for flight six six six to
New Orleans at the top of thehour to be listening for that queue as
well. Barbie Huge movie has madetons and tons and tons of money.
But did you know that there's abunch of Barbie dolls that were discontinued.

(01:16:27):
I did not know one of themwould be computer Engineer Barbie. Why that's
just not as sexy. I mean, it makes sense to have a Barbie
that emulates other things rather than thisvoluptuous, perfect person. Right, I've
seen all kinds of them out there. If you can have Nurse Barbie,
why can't you have it t Barby. So they put out this Computer Engineer

(01:16:49):
Barbie in twenty ten, and itwas helping kids learn how computers work.
And apparently the story is is thatBarbie was designing a game for kids to
learn. But in the story sheapparently says, I'm only creating the design
ideas. I need Stephen and Brianto turn it into a real game.

(01:17:11):
She needs a man's who. Andapparently she also spread a computer virus which
she had to have the boys fixas well, Like she's not it didn't
do what they would tell I thinkwas hoping. Okay, another one in
twenty ten and that's Barbie Video Girl. A normal looking doll in the front.
This Barbie had a special necklace thatdoubled as a real camera lens.

(01:17:34):
It was connected to a video screenlocated in her back. Kids could record
up to thirty minutes of footage andthen download it onto a computer. Seemed
innocent, right, Yeah, theFBI was not a fan. They used
an alert to law enforcement agencies aboutthe doll, warning that it could be
used to store inappropriate footage of children. Yeah, that just screams bad idea

(01:17:59):
from the beginning. Who approved that? You know what, how do we
get cameras into the bedrooms of smallchildren? Oh my god, it will
make video girl Barbie or you justyou're there, you know, the repair
guy, and you just put onein there. Good god? Okay,
yeah they did. Goodbye. Pullingthat one off the shelf. Teen Talk

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Barbie in nineteen ninety two is whenBarbie actually got a voice. With the
release of this Barbie Can Talk.The teen Talk Barbie could say four phrases.
One such phrase she could say wasmath class is Tough, which people
didn't love because it seemed it appearedas they were discouraging girls from studying math.

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And science. Within three months ofthe release, Mattel removed the phrase
from the dolls settings and offered refunds. You might be familiar with the Simpsons
episode Lisa Versus Malibus Dacy, whichis a playoff of that. This one's
not good, okay, oreo funBarbie cross marketing is not an unheard of

(01:19:15):
thing. In nineteen ninety seven,Mattel and Nabisco What teamed up to create
a doll based off the chocolate andcream cookie. It did okay sell sales
wise, but when the toy companywent to do the next release with a
black doll, no, those areno oreos, a derogatory term you can

(01:19:40):
describe a black person who rejects blackculture in favor of white culture. No,
yep. And that one got toprove got a great idea a group
of people. Yeah, it wentthrough a major filtering process. Next,
we're gonna do coconut Barbie. Nextwe're gonna do a Latin Barbie that works

(01:20:02):
in water, right, come on, I don't hope folks. People got
fired. Next we're gonna do misterClippenstein, who is a frugal financier.
Uh, this is another one thatgot Next Sugar Daddy kin what palm spring?

(01:20:29):
Sugar? Sugar Daddy kin was anaddition that caught people off guard.
Bright green patterned jacket, grayish cofeedhair. It even had a tiny West
Highland Terrier on a pink leash applynamed Sugar. Oh caused a little confusion
where Mattel actually had to say he'sSugar's daddy as a reference to the dog.

(01:20:55):
That clarification apparently did not land well, so they had to pull it.
Who are you, I'm sugar Daddy? Can no? In turn was
like, hey, no, no, no, they'll understand Sugar is no
dog. What does the intern No, Sugar's dad Sugar Daddy stupid? In

(01:21:16):
turn, I've been running this companyfor thirty years. I know what sells
gold. Question my authority, menion, you degenerate gen xers always had your
head in the gutter. Oh mygod, awesome that it's either that or

(01:21:38):
the Oreo one might be the bestone so far. Absolutely another one.
Growing up Skipper. After ten yearson store shelves, Barbie's teen sister Mattel
thought Skipper needed to become a woman. Holy Carol. In nineteen seventy five,
the toy company created a doll whereif you rotated her left arm not

(01:22:00):
only grew in height this is fantastic, but in chest size. They made
a doll who was a child thatbegot bigger boobies going through puberty. Oh
no, that's bad. What whatmade somebody think like, okay, this

(01:22:24):
is a good idea. I guessit's relatable, right, because small young
girls play with Barbies. You don'trotate your arm to make it happen.
Though, Mattel literally had this explanation, Oh no, no, no,
no, it's we're trying to explainpuberty, and you know there's some pervert

(01:22:45):
chimo at works there at the factoryplaying with them. Hey, what's this?
All right? Here's another one.I can't wait. Barbie and Tanner
play sets. Mattel eventually added petsto the Barbie line. In two thousand
and seven, they introduced Barbie andTanner play sets. It included an athletically

(01:23:08):
dressed Barbie doll and her golden retrieverpup named Tanner, with a movable mouth.
He could eat treats that he couldthen poop out of his uh and
have his owner scoop up with amagnetic scooper Mattel and the US Consumer Product
Safety Commission said yeah, because itwas reported three times that small magnet became

(01:23:32):
loose and was therefore a swallowing hazardfor small children. Not all recalled.
Many customers were issued a replacement onethat is more of like a product putting
together problem, right, dude?All right, So I'm googling these as
you go by with him because Iwant to see what they are. And
this Barbie and Tanner play set isselling. We got a couple of four

(01:23:55):
hundred dollars on eBay two twenty fiveon Etsy. I mean, I'm sure
any of these would be worth alot of money. Yeah, I am
shocked at how much though, Wow, because they're so rare, right,
I guess yeah, another one.I just got a text asking about this.
Are we going to talk about earringMagic Kin? In the early nineties,

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Mattel thought Kin needed a makeover.After surveying children, they came to
the conclusion that he not only neededto be cooler, but modeled after those
in the nightlife scene. The resultis Kin with platinum blonde spiked hair,
yeah, a purple mesh top,yeah, with a pleather vest yeah,

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and tight pants might sound over thetop but harmless until you realize the necklace
hanging around his neck could be seenas a male sex toy. Come on
the queer community. Boom embraced it. It's one of the company's highest selling
dolls. Parents, However, theyare uncomfortable with children seen anything other than
what they've exposed them to, andso they pulled it from the shelves in

(01:25:06):
nineteen ninety three. I don't getI mean, I guess it's just a
ring. It's an ear ring,it's a group. It does resemble a
penis ring, though only if youwanted to. This one is actually depicted
in the movie Barbie and That isAlan. In nineteen sixty four, the

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Alan Dahl was released as Kin's Buddy. The quote buddy actually was in parentheses
when he was first released. Theidea was that it offered Barbie's boyfriend a
playmate, and because they were thesame size, they could share the same

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clothes. Later, Mattel marketed Alanas a as Midge's boyfriend, so barbie
best friend was dating Kin's best friend. Low sales they optimately were like this
idea. I guess. Michael Sarahplays this particular one in the movie Yes
that's fun. It did get reintroduceda couple of times, once in the

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nineties when he and Midge got marriedand in which implied Barbie to be always
a bride's may never a bride,and then two thousands when they had children,
which paired him with the soon tobe discontinued Midge Doll, and then
in twenty fourteen as a part ofthe anniversary collection which Brings Us to Midge.
Midge was first marketed by mattelan sixtythree as Barbie's best friend, meant

(01:26:38):
to be the girl next door,more relatable, she was considered less glamorous
than her predecessor. Four years later, she was pulled because of lack of
sales because who wants the best friendto Barbie? Right? Of course,
I don't want Barbie. I wantthe best friend a right. The Redhead
came back a few times in theeighties and nineties, most notably to get
married to Alan and ninety one likea Minsha. In two thousand two,

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Mattel released their Happy Family line,in which the couple introduced the world to
their three year old son Ryan,m Yeah yeah, and this picture she
is pregnant. Yes yeah. Therewas one where they issued her pre pregnant
and users could place a plastic magneticbelly on her flat stomach. Yeah.

(01:27:21):
It also came with a newborn babythat was hidden in some sets, so
the gender could be a surprise.Oh my goodness, I didn't know.
Barbie got so deep. To behonest with you, like it has always
thought of these as just dolls,But they're dolls with a storyline. Oh
yeah, I didn't know that.Oh yeah, I had no idea.

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I am blown away by all.Dude, don't even get into the rabbit
hole of the American girl dolly.It's a whole other thing, okay,
and not cheap, right Yeah?Great, My children at my wife's taste
impeccable. Yes, Oreo Fun andSugar and Growing Up Skipper have to be

(01:28:02):
my two favorite. Yeah, definitelythe Oreo Fun that is no one,
no one caught on huh, noneof them at all, whatsoever? And
yeah, the one with the growingboobs. Yeah that's just no. No,
guys, No, we're giving awaybeer. What song are you annoyed
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at the text, we pick oneand if we get you on the phone,
then you're gonna win beer. Likewe've got Scott on the phone right
now for it. Hey Scott,how are you man? I'm good man,
Scott. What song are you annoyedwith? Right now? Rats by
Boast? Really? Oh yeah,I'm too, I'm sure. Why are

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my god? Why are you annoyedwith it? Right now? Well?
You all it's hard coming to meabout this new band d Boster Heavies.
They're you know, dark, andthen we come I'm thinking, hey new
Black Sabbath, morm d Black Sabbaththat's gonna be so cool. And I
get to drem listening about freaking ratI mean, are they are least rats

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estivate at least I rady? What'sgoing on? If you get sounds like
dance mccab he sounds just like DannyParker didn't sound I swear to god,
Scott, how old are you?Eight days? No? Kid? Well
happy Bert? Do you have anyplans for your fifty eighth birthday? You're
just gonna sit in your lazy boyand crack some PBRs. Man, that

(01:30:25):
sounds pretty good. I'm fixing aget a case of beer here pretty quick.
So you don't say you don't becausewhat time do they open? Oh?
No, are you in the parkinglot right now? Yeah? No,
not right now? No, I'mnot worth parking lot. No,
I'm talking about some some some Octoberbeer. Okay, Oh yeah, yeah,

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yeah right on. Man, Well, here's get me to tell you
exactly what you're gonna get. Ihave had this song stuck in my head
for days. A graph Yeah,guys, put on a great show.
But Jesus Christ, somebody shoot me. There's a case a lot of cool
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your infoon and have a fantastic weekend, alright, and happy birthday, appreciated
day, all right? Man?So cool you'd celebrate your birthday? May
I make it? You know?Cowboy fan yesterday gave me some help because
they're like, we're undefeated three games. Yeah, settled down. Way to

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be on brand for Cowboys fans.The Cowboys are preparing to be without their
star cornerback for the remainder of theseason. Oh Drivin Diggs suffered torn to
acl during Thursday's practice and will missthe rest of the twenty twenty three season.
Can you hear that? That's that'sthat's something tanking dig sustained the injury

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and his left knee during a oneon one drill. Since injury in the
NFL as a second round pick intwenty twenty, Digs is tied with J.
C. Jackson for an NFL beasteighteen interceptions. The twenty five year
old finishes the season with four tackles, three passes, defended, one interception,
and forced to fumble. Those amazingstats for just three games. The
Cowboys were unlucky on Thursday, asstarting center Tyler Badish suffered a hamstring injury

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during this session. ESPN reports thathe is undergoing an MRI determine the severity
of the injury. So see whathappens. You talk a little smack,
get a little out over your skis. The best and worst teams from the
twenty twenty two in a season meetwhen the Kansas City Chiefs host the Chicago
Bears at Arrowhead on Sunday, andthe Chiefs are averaging under twenty points per

(01:32:55):
game and are one and one withthe sorry none of my stuff's working,
why not our one and one?To start the season, Patrick Mahomes has
completed passes to fourteen different players already, as the Chiefs have struggled to solidify
the receiving corps. Mahomes has fivehundred and thirty one passing yards, four
touchdowns, two interceptions this season.Meanwhile, the Bears are a dumpster on

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fire and that's your ball's nums kidding. The Bears still haven't one since last
October after losing to Tampa Bay twentyseven to seventeen last say. Justin Fields
has been an early disappointment in histhird season, completing just sixty percent of
the passes for four hundred twenty sevenyards, two touchdowns, three interceptions.
Chicago's defense has been even worse,giving up more points than all but one

(01:33:42):
other team in the NFL this year. Defensive coordinator Alan Williams resigned early in
the week after an FBI rated hishome, so head coach Matt eberflusber Foss
will be calling the defense this week. And Mahomes has only faced the Bears
once in his career, in histwenty six and three and that was a
win, uh in twenty nineteen.And all that being said, I don't

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care at any team that streak isgoing to end. Oh yeah, oh
yeah. And I don't think it'sfair to trash on Justin Fields after three
games. It's only three games.Yeah, I don't think. Yeah,
I don't think he's very good,but I also think he's not getting a
fair shake, right uh And sohe's bound to have a great game,

(01:34:26):
and he very well could have itagainst Kansas City. Yeah, we are
very inconsistent in the beginning of theseason. It's still literally though, so
we don't hit our stride till nobodythought we were going to the Super Bowl
right last year until like October.And I've said this for you can play
all you won. What matters ishow you play in November December. That's
the only thing that matters. That'syour balls to the ball Sports. I'm
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I'm doing good. Hi, goodsir. What do you have for
Willy Nilly? I just got anannoying song that I didn't get to get
through. Okay, and that's freakingjelly roll. I need a favor,
okay, And what do you what'sannoying about it for you? Do you
not like seeing fat Pole succeed?No, no, I'm not discrimatory about

(01:36:55):
that. It's just every freaking radiostation you turn on, it's on there
and all out here is freaking drivesme insane. What song did you say
it was that you that bothered you? I need a favorite, right?
Yeah, no, that's a hugesong. Yeah. So you just don't
like popular things. I just don'tlike things are overplayed. Yeah, what

(01:37:19):
about McDonald's. Do you go toMcDonald's and eat? Do you drink beer?
All those things are overdone. That'strue. He's gonna change his whole
life now because Yeah, I gotyour cult. Y'all have a good one.
I appreciate you, buddy, Seeyou later, man. Yeah,
there are people that don't like thatget overstimulated by it. That's whole point

(01:37:40):
of this. Yeah. Absolutely,there's no wrong answer. Just because I
give you a little shuffle doesn't meanyou gotta take it. You gotta take
it so serious. Right. Uh. This is pretty interesting list that I
found that I wanted to share somethingoff of. These are the top twenty
franchise franchises in America. Okay,this is somebody invested in, not based

(01:38:05):
on sales or this is what peoplehave invested, right. Number five dunkin
Donuts. Seeing that get a youknow, a surge in the lot.
We've seen a lot of those popup right, A lot of people doing
good. Unpopular opinion. Dunkin Donutsis not good. I don't like their
donuts. I don't like their guffey. I don't understand why around the corner

(01:38:25):
from my house they've got a linebacked out into the street. They're not
that good. I disagree. Ithink they are good for fast donut.
They're not making them fresh. They'remade somewhere else and shipped to their store
and kept cold or frozen until it'stime for you to eat them. I
think that's a yes, they donot make them there. Yes, uh

(01:38:45):
is the Olive Garden of donuts ifyou will, if you know the joke
about Olive Garden. But they they'resandwiches are pretty good for fast sandwich.
They're not bad. I like theirun cheese that are the ones were rolled
and sugar filled with jelly. Okay, so good. I like a good
coconut donut. I like sour creamdonuts, which they have, so yeah,

(01:39:09):
yeah, I just I look atit and I cringe every time I
go buy. So that's number five, number four shocker ups. Really,
I didn't know those were franchise's likethe UPF store, like we have across
the Oh, you think that's probablywhat they mean. Yeah, okay,
because I don't think you can,you know, just franchise and I don't
know. I don't know. Idon't know. Those have to pay for

(01:39:33):
themselves. Oh yeah, people areconstantly shipping stop well with Amazon, ducing
that as an Amazon drop number three, Jersey Mike's number two, Popeyes okay,
number one, the border Taco Bellreally fast number one. Huh.
Franchisees. That means people that haveinvested money to open new ones, right

(01:39:53):
right, okay, the ones you'veseen the growth with. I guess it
makes sense. People like tacos,late night tacos okay, after the bar
or whatever. I'm not a suitcase. I mean, I'm trying to think
if I've ever seen one close.It's not like a long John Silver's right.
No, I've never seen one shutits doors. F Willie Millie,
do you think flock cameras are aninvasion of privacy? We've briefly talked about

(01:40:15):
this yesterday. I honestly don't knowhow they work. So I take pictures
of license plates that go by thecamera, and then they're stored in a
database for thirty days. Okay,so no they don't. It's not an
invasion of privacy. And if yourlicense plate is on the Boloway, when
it alerts authorities and then they moved, they come to the area or looking

(01:40:39):
for it. Okay. Yeah,So with that, begin said, No,
I don't think it's an invasion ofprivacy. I think if you're not
doing anything wrong, then you've gotenohing to worry about. Yeah, I
don't think it's an invasion of privacy. You and your immediate family are going
into a biosphere type of experiment forone year of a musician, an actor,

(01:41:01):
a celebrity chef, and one otherperson who amever you like of your
choosing are going into who are yours? All right? So give you got
to pick a musician, an actorokay, I like it, a celebrity
chef okay, and one other personall right. So the one other person
is going to be my older brothertaking in with him. Come on,
all right, so predictable, Yeah, come on, we're close like that.

(01:41:25):
I'm going to knock out two birdswith one stone, a musician and
an actor, all right. I'mbringing Ryan Bingham with me, all right,
actor Yellowstone and a great musician.So with that being said that that
narrows it down to the celebrity chef. Now, I don't know a lot
of celebrity chefs, but I doknow one, and I think he is

(01:41:49):
the best, and that's Gordon Ramsay. I think from from what I've seen.
I've watched, you know, alot of his shows Master Chef and
Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, andyeah, he's an asshole, you know,
but man, he seems like wecan cook some good food. And
then I've followed some of his recipesthat I've gotten online and whatnots and it

(01:42:11):
comes out pretty good. So thereyou go. I'm gonna make sure I
get the right chefs. Yeah.Yeah, you know a lot more about
those celebrity chefs than I do.Yeah. So, uh, I'm easily
picking my wife, right, thatis not even a hard choice. Yeah

(01:42:35):
yeah, yeah, what about mykids? Yeah, yeah, I get
that. But if I'm assuming we'renot taking that into account, no,
no, this is your biosphere.You leave the kids at home if we're
not. If I'm not taking mylike, I can't because she's got to
be with the kids. Uh,I probably too would pick my brother.
Okay, that makes sense. Musicianweird Ow Okay. Why he's nice,

(01:42:58):
he's funny. He seems to bevery not too rock star ish. Okay.
Sometimes you get celebrities they could bea little out, you know,
out there. He seems pretty middleof the road. Uh. An actor,
that's a tough one. I'm goingto pick Keanu Reeves, all right,

(01:43:19):
that's a good choice. Celebrity chefRichard Blaize, who's it? He's
he does next Level Chef with GordonRamsey's got kind of a weird set of
hair. And then the one otherperson again would be be my wife.
Yeah, that's fun. By theway, the idea of going in a

(01:43:39):
biosphere a prison, it's a prison, huh for one year? Sounds horrible.
Oh yeah. I like the factthat you choose weird Ol for that
because he seems like a nice guy. But like you said, you're going
into a prison, and there's agood chance you could see the darker side
of weird al for sure. Butpeople that look like they reflect and have
are comfortable going Hey man, right, I'm all about I'm all good with

(01:44:01):
that. Right. If you couldwitness in an event in any time,
what would it be? The moonlanding? Like not on TV like everybody
else did, like on the shipor in the studio whatever. The meeting

(01:44:24):
that was had with John Wilkes boothwhere he was like, I'll go a
man, did they draw straws?Like? How did they go with?
He'll be the one, right,Corbyn? If your wife and kids ever
win the dog debate, what dogbreed would you want to have in the

(01:44:44):
house. That's a great question.By the way, they're gonna win,
just win. Yeah, they aregoing to win. I'm going to delay
it as I'm going to die onthat hill. Small dog. Okay,
my kids have shown an affection forCorgis lately. Okay, I probably would

(01:45:06):
pick like a dock sin or somethingwin or dog. Okay, yeah,
I don't know if we're about tojumping on the bed right A little tiny
legs, it's turds, aren't big. I'm just being I'm just being honest.
That makes perfectly good sense. Uhyeah, I think that would be
the good uh Corbyn question. Ifwe live in the simulation, so is

(01:45:26):
it a big game of sims inthat that outlook? And who do you
guys have a blessed tried? Ohwhat do you think do you think if
we lived in a game, ina simulation. Is it like the SIMS
or what are you thinking? Uh? Yeah, I think it's more of
like a Grand Theft Auto esque sortof thing where you know, the SIMS.
Yeah, you're controlling somebody and you'rebuilding your life and blah blah blah.

(01:45:47):
But I feel like, you know, you get the same thing with
the GTA, but not as lame. Yeah, I got you got somebody
that's out there controlling you and havingthem. Then you're doing whatever they want
you to do. So if youthey want you to go punch a hooker
and take her money, then you'redoing it. You know what the SIMS.

(01:46:08):
Okay, you get up, yougo to work, you take a
shower, you make some dinner,you go to bed, you get up,
you do it. What's essentially iswhat we're doing. But I like
the idea of somebody's just like willynilly doing whatever. Yeah, I think
it's a little more different. Ithink it's I think it's a bunch of
different SIMS games, but they're networkedtogether, so I can go into your

(01:46:30):
SIMS game. Okay, I getwhat you're saying, right, I can't
be in your SIMS game but youcan, You're you as an individual can
come into mine right and then goback into my world back and forth.
Okay, yeah, okay that thatto me, that makes that sounds logical.
Uh, willy nilly, Pumpkin spiceis not good, period, don't

(01:46:54):
disagree. No, and I'll I'lldo one even further. It doesn't taste
like pumpkins, doesn't. It tasteslike spices. That's it, and so
it should be a spice latte cinnamonwill Nilly Corbyn, you went down a
rabbit hole learning about the Comanche nation. Have you went down the same rabbit
hole to learn about the o Sagenation in the history before Killers of the

(01:47:15):
Flower Moon that's going to be intheaters. No, I have not done
that, but I probably will becausethe guy that writes that book, that
wrote that book, has written someother books about fascinating events, and when
he does it, he dives intoit like he'll go to where that happened
and live there for like a yearto try and get a field whatever.

(01:47:36):
Bs. But like, I likethat style of writing and storytelling, so
so I probably will get into that. Somebody put Martha Stewart and Snoop see
now that could be fun. Thatcould be I didn't even think about that.
Snoop's a good one. Yeah,at least you know he'd be medicated
fully or or are you gonna havelimited right? That's quite because you're in

(01:48:00):
a biosphere and once you're in,you're in, right. They can't open
the door back up and be like, here's your daily stand. How long
does it take for a seedling toproduction? Oh? Okay, so I
started mine and March April and I'mjust now harvesting. So April May jeans
are let about six seven months somethinglike that, So you wouldn't if you

(01:48:24):
would take what you could, whichthey're not gonna take crates in there's limited
space, right, so you gotto worry about harvesting, and so you're
six to eight months and then yougot drying, right, so that only
takes like a couple of weeks tostill process all that, you know.
So yeah, I would take probablya little bit, you know, with

(01:48:44):
me, and then take some seeds. If I'm living in a biosphere,
I make the garden. Yeah,yeah, And do you kill two birds
with one stone with the Martha Stewartbecause they're at all those people have been
in movies, right, and ifone's a celebrity chef, one's a musician.
That's actually a perfect combo right there. But who's the other person?
Right? Corban used to pick ateacup poodle. They don't shed, and

(01:49:09):
they can't jump on the bed anyof that tea cup sized pet. They
run into problems because they've been sogenetically bred down right, Mary Bank,
kill Roseanne, Rosie O'Donnell, MamaJune. Oh God, I think I
just threw up in my mouth alittle bit. Okay, I'm going to

(01:49:30):
I'm gonna kill Rosie O'Donnell. Allright, I'm gonna have sex with the
thumb that they call Mama June.And that leaves me marry and Roseanne because
I think she's funny. I actuallydo think she's funny. She's a little
out there sometimes, but I thinkshe's funny, and I wouldn't mind,
you know, spend it spending therest of my life with somebody that can

(01:49:53):
make me laugh. Yeah, butthat's like anybody who's married to somebody who's
funny, Like, they don't laughat the anymore. I guess you're right,
your jokes get old eventually, ButI can't stand Rosie O'Donnell at all.
Yeah, and Mama June just lookslike she smells, and I don't
want to be stuck with that.I only want to want to be stuck
with it for like ten minutes.Yeah, I'm killing Roseanne offer her voice

(01:50:17):
alone. Okay, I'm banging MamaJune because that's funny. And I'm marrying
Roseanne A Rosie O'Donnell. Her networth's the most Okay, we get half
old greedy people man always going forthe money. This is a game,
of course. I'm being greedy,right, I'm being selective. If you

(01:50:38):
was a female for a week,what would you do? And why pass?
I can't say it on the radio. I would become the biggest whore
Tulsa has ever seen, just sleepingwith everybody. Don't look at me like
that? Does that if you comeback, uh huh and become go back

(01:51:04):
the week you return back to thismy male body, and you get asked
the question have you been with anotherman? Oh god, well I means
your answer yes, you have toso then nope, Because I was a
woman at the time, I'm gonnabe honest, huh. I if I
were to become a woman, Iwould have zero to desire to get with

(01:51:27):
a man. Okay, okay,can you guess why? I'm pretty sure
I know why. Why there's apenis in vol I'm not attracted to penis
now I would be a lesbian.But here's the thing, though, you're
a woman. Okay, so itdoesn't mean my things. I don't just
suddenly like okra, Well, everythingchanges your mental state, the way you
look at things. It all changes. So you're you're a lady for a

(01:51:53):
week, have fun, slut itup, and then when you go back
to your normal self, you're likeyeah, and then you can tell the
stories. I guess. When youguys get up in the mornings for work,
do you have the same routine everymorning? Give me yes. I
get up every morning. I letthe dogs out, I make the copy,
I smoke a cigarette, let thedogs back in, turn the video

(01:52:14):
games on, play video games,take a shower, get to work.
Yes, routine's life. Absolutely forme. Routine is life. If you
could bring someone back to life justto kill them yourself, who would it
be? I love this. Justto kill them yourself is an instant,

(01:52:34):
So like do they or it's likea weird science thing and then like I'm
like kind of caught off guard,right right, I think the obvious answer
there's Hitler, but I don't wantto go with that answer. I like
that answer though, it seems allright, but I think everybody would want
to go ahead and kill him.Let's go ahead, and I don't want

(01:52:55):
to do JFK either. Do youget into president? Do you get in
trouble for killing them? Like?Do I have to then go into hiding?
See? Now that's a good pointbecause if Jimmy kills Kennedy, no
one's gonna be mad you kill Hilleragain, right, but if you kill
Kennedy, they're gonna be mad atme for killing the greatest president ever.
I think they're gonna want it.Some people are gonna want to talk to
you. For example, if Iwere to pick my ex wife. Uh

(01:53:17):
huh, it feels not Okay,Yeah, you're probably right, Okay,
let's go. That's a tough question, man. There are so many dead
celebrities and stuff like that, youknow, Uh, Paul Walker. I'm
gonna go ahead and go with PaulWalker all right, simply because we don't
need another fast and furious man.Ted Bundy Okay, just because he's a

(01:53:46):
serial killer. I don't think anybody'sgonna be mad. Okay, I'm not
gonna piss anybody off. Okay,if anything, they're gonna be Maddie came
back right, and then I'm takingcare of it. Uh. If you
were standing at oppostin ends of ahallway, how far apart do you think
you could stand and still catch athrown hot dog in your mouth? Nobody?

(01:54:09):
How far can be? So youhave to go with the understanding you
can do it. Absolutely, Sohow far opostin ends of the hallway?
And how far apart you're throwing awainer into my mouth? I'm thinking that
maybe twenty feet. I think shorterthan that, do you think so?
Yeah? I think it's not likea popcorn kernel or a marshmallow. Right,

(01:54:31):
It's gonna go end over end.Yeah, it's gonna be hard to
catch it. You're gonna get alot on the chin. There's definitely a
way you have to toss the wanerto get it to go the distance.
You can't, like with a pieceof popcorn or something. You know,
overhand it. You have to lobthe waner. Okay, so you underhand
lob the waner, and I thinkthat's gonna keep it from you know,

(01:54:55):
flipping end over end. And Ithink if you lob it, you can
get there and just ah catch youwith your mouth. Yeah, I think
like five ten feet. I don'tthink very far at all. Okay,
a place where there's not a lotof other things that the other way,
wind right, movement whatever. Right. Yeah, this is a really interesting

(01:55:18):
text. Yaggomeister and root beer tasteslike ice cream float. Spoiler. The
root beer and ice cream make ittaste like an ice cream float. Yeah
right, yeah, right, Theyeggomeister feels like not a factor in the
tasting. No. Uh, ifwe are living in a simulate, a

(01:55:39):
simulation, what customization would you liketo make to your simulation? Okay,
so I can make I can doanything I want. What customization the ability
to spawn whatever vehicle I want atany point in time, and by that
I'm just sitting here. I'm like, I want a helicopter boom and then

(01:56:00):
of course obviously have the ability tooperate said machineries. I'm getting tired of
riding my Harley. Let's get across rock a boom. I'll want a
Bugatti boom on your eighteenth birthday,you are issued three mulligans. Okay.

(01:56:21):
There's also an idea I have fora TV show. You're issued three mulligans.
Okay, So you have three,and it would be like quantum leap
okay, where each episode is theperson working through their three Okay, Yeah,
very interesting, that's the TV showidea. So you only get three,
and you do it at eighteen becauseyou're stupid. You would use it

(01:56:44):
for like, you know, lunchor something if you're a kid, not
that you wouldn't when you're older,and eighteen isn't exactly the best, but
it feels like the best milestone toissue that. Yeah. Yeah, And
so you get three mulliganskay, inyour life okay. And in the TV
show, the progression is you doyour mugg mulligan and and and it and

(01:57:04):
it goes and you see what wouldhave happened both ways. Okay. That
sounds interesting. Yeah right, yeah, And so that would be the thing
that I would issue. So,like, let's say you dropped down of
high school and at the age ofeighteen, you can go use your mulligan
to go back and finish or notdrop out. Yeah, you can't go
backwards. In time. You can'tgo before they were issued, so you

(01:57:26):
couldn't go to like seventeen and thenat eighteen get three more like right right
right, you get three and that'sit. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
So like I'm just throwing some ofthe Let's say you accidentally killed somebody.
Okay, you could do a mulliganand that person would be alive,
and there would be a hard resetto win. You know, I don't

(01:57:47):
know what time you would pick,right. The TV show Lazarus Project gave
me this idea because uh, ifin that it resets to a certain time
every year. Okay, so ifyou die, you go all the way
back one full year, no,no, no, to like yeah okay,

(01:58:08):
yeah yeah, going back to whenI was six, starting all over
again. Yeah yeah, but itand there would be asterix like you can't
if you have a kid. Now, see, I think you got to
keep the death thing. So ifyou kill someone, you can't bring them
back, right, and you can'tcome back, so like you can't get
in a car wreck and you hearthe beeping and go mulligan. Okay.

(01:58:31):
It would be more for just simplelife events. Sorry, reflection, I
just saw the tree behind me swaya dramatic amount, and that feels not
okay. It's okay. We're safein this building surrounded by glass. Hear
I hear it? Creek, Yeah, so that would be mine mulligans.
All right, we're giving away beer. We want to know what song are

(01:58:54):
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(01:59:38):
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a lineon Google Octoberfest is up forgrabs and Jeff is on, Hey Jeff,
how are you? I'm good?How are you good? Man?
Jeff? What song are you annoyedwith? Right now? I chose that
small town try it around here thing? That song? I think ald okay,

(02:00:01):
yeah, making why why are youannoyed with that song? Oh?
Man, it's just cringe e justfull cringe but why what's cringe about it?
I don't know. It's just whenI first heard it, it's just
kind of just cringe. It justmade me feel weird. It's just weird

(02:00:25):
because it's racist, huh. Imean, I think it's annoying because he's
from making like quarter of a millionpeople live there, right, he lived
with his dad and outside of Miami. Cat like settled that you went to
a private call of school, right, what you don't know? What are
you talking about? To be fair, he didn't write the song. He's

(02:00:45):
just singing it to further my points. But he does that with a lot.
Yeah, he's not an original songwriter. And you can be fine at
that. That's fine. But yeah, for me, that's the reason is
like you're not even from a smalltown yet. Uh yeah, all right,
man, we're gonna hook you up. Give me tell him what he's
gonna get. Well, jab allright, he just don't see how that

(02:01:09):
song when annoy you. But here'sa gaze of the line and Google locked
over first man to you cool man, all right, man, hang on
the line, because Gibby has gotto get some info to make sure you
can get your stuff. All right, good deal, Thank you all right,
buddy, I appreciate you. Thanksfor sharing that with us. A
lot of people text him we hadone overwhelming song. God, I did
not realize, yeah, that somany people hated that song so much.

(02:01:33):
Yeah. So there's a thing inin the biz where some songs are just
polarizing. Yeah, And that doesn'tmean like that's not a good song,
right, It just strikes at you. It hits different, yeah, right,
and so you may really not likeit, but that doesn't mean it

(02:01:55):
everyone does. Right, It's notthe best temperature gauge when anybody's super like
out crying like that, I don'ttake it as heat, right, Okay,
like thinking well as the Jason alDean song is a great example.
Yeah right, there are a lotof people that love that song absolutely,
but there are a lot of peoplealso complaining about it exactly. So which
one's the right? Yeah, it'swhich a matter of opinion is all?

(02:02:18):
What is? Well, I'm justsaying that, like, just because someone's
crying about it doesn't necessarily mean,right that it's not good, right,
Obviously if it wasn't good or peopledidn't think it was good either, one
of those songs Jason al Dean orthis one here, it wouldn't be we
wouldn't play it. It wouldn't getplayed, and especially wouldn't get played as

(02:02:39):
much as it does. Oh,I disagree with that. If it will
absolutely we played funny of songs thataren't good, right because people like them.
Well, I guess good, there'ssomebody somebody thinks that's somebody thinks it's
good, right, right. Butpeople will also be a part of something
because they think it's a part ofa movement or not a part of it.
Right. They'll hate something because thecrowd, that's the herd mentality.

(02:03:01):
Well, they they like it.I like it right, just because you're
against it, I'm now for it, right, or just because they're against
it, I'm also against it rightright, right right, And it shouldn't
be like it goes both ways.Yeah, just be yourself man, right,
or just form your own opinion.That's also yeah choice. Yeah,
this is pretty crazy story. Anjournalist. Yeah, he tweeted a picture

(02:03:28):
of him eating at an airport andit's a looks like some sort of glass
about half full with a caramel lookingthing a burger fries, and he said
this meal just cost me seventy eightdollars at the Newark Airport. This is
why America's Americans think the economy isterrible, right, and people are like
settled down. Yo, yeah,there's no way that costs seventy eight dollars.

(02:03:53):
So, because this is twenty twentythree, people went figured out where
he was eating, looked at themenu, found out that the burger was
about seventeen dollars. Okay, alsonot great, but you're in an airport.
Yeah, you know what you're gettinginto, and that the rest must
have been spent on two doubles.Oh yeah, he was drinking a double

(02:04:15):
of some sort of caramel. Yeah, that whiskey. Yeah, of course
that's expensive. Yeah. They apparentlylike thirty dollars for a double. Really,
and he must have had two.That makes sense. I was just
trying to do the math real quickin my head. If a burger was
seventeen dollars, how much is theliquor? I was thinking it's going to
be about twenty bucks for one shot. Yeah, and if you're drinking doubles,

(02:04:38):
Yeah that makes sense. So okay, there's one way to solve that
dirt. Maybe not get a double. Uh, maybe not get food at
the airport. Not only a double, really a quadruple, right, because
you did two doubles? Yeah,exactly. And now he's gonna get on
the plane and cause some big sceneand they're gonna have to duct tape them
to the seat. I love goingto the airport and having a beer before

(02:05:00):
getting on my flight. I lovedit. Feels special. But I'm also
not going to town. Right,I'm not trying to get rolling before I
get on the who right, youshould not stumble your way onto the plane.
I ain't about to say see thatmf for that ain't reel Yeah right,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not trying to cause any

(02:05:23):
I want to get to I wantto get to my destination right, or
I want to get home right,Why cause any riffs that don't need to
be there. But some people,I guess they needed to relax to calm
their nerves before you get on aplane. And maybe you shouldn't get on
the plane. I'm right there withyou. Drive do whatever. There's other
ways to get around. But yeah, so he went out there trying to

(02:05:44):
put everything, you know, thissomething on blast, and I was like,
maybe, but settle down, mister, I gotta have a double,
two doubles. All right, we'lltake a break and we'll be back.
You're listening to the Big Man Morningshow. This he's Tulsa's Morning Show.

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fat shame people while you're at thestore. And I also learned coming soon
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time I go to the bar andI ordered the very tall beer draft,
I'm going to turn to the personjudging me in go gotta have a beer

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and I'll get a second one soI don't have to get up again and
say and of course we can't drinkthe same thing. And I also learned
the first thing Gimpie would do ifhe was a woman was get with a
man. Well it's Corbyn, saymake sure that dishwashers loaded right, and
I'm sorry, thank you, thankyou, thank you so kind. I

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get a cook bro. It's atime it should be no fix the noise
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a minute to thank troops from Oklahomaand all over the United States. These
soldiers have sacrificed. Did the BigMad Morning Show before you to back?
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honor and respect you. We honorand respect you. We honor and respect
you. Dot bless rock and Roll, Snickle Tulsa, blessed Tulsa. We

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tried boys,