BMMS 9-23-25

HOORAY FOR TUESDAY!!!! The Rapture Is Coming, Stealing Money From Work To Play The Slots, When Your Escort Assaults You With Silly String, Changing The Name Of A Song By Switching One Word, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & Secret Fast Food Items You Should Try!!!

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Speaker 5 (03:01):
Good morning, Lindsay, good morning, good morning, get well, good morning.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
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tell the truth. We'll get to here in a little bit,
but I think it's important first to say happy rapture. Well,

(03:28):
thanks for having me. If you haven't seen online, today's.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
The rapture supposed to be after? Is that before or
after the hundred horns?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm not sure, because the rapture is undefeated and not
happening right well, never happened. It's not even the rapture
doesn't even appear.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
In the Bible, right right, right. We'll see what happens
a man made creation.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
The whole idea of the rapture is to surprise you, right,
not make you be religious out of convenience, because this
is the end, right right, there's no you're not gonna
get a warning.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Well maybe that's what the hundred horns are for. It's
like this is your final warning.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, so he's scaring you.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
God's always been a scary kind of dude. That's the phrase,
the fear of God. Right, I think that's not his phrase.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Eh oh maybe, but people believe this, and if you
go online, people are if you believe what people are
saying online, like they're selling their cars, ah, that's just silly.
It is just silly. Or they're leaving their phone unlocked,
like taking the removing the pass code. Then so for

(04:44):
us heathens, well so we'll have a phone because you know,
if the rapture is coming again, I've never been a
part of a rapture. I don't think cell service is
going to be a thing. Yeah, I don't think it
matters if you sell your car, note or whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
But you know, whatever, well you get we can enjoy
the money now for what the next twenty four hours.
I just don't believe it's the thing where you go
uh oh wait, okay, well now I'll believe. But there's
a lot of people that are like that. You know,
that whole get out of jail free card right at
the beg in.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I mean that supposed to be the way it works, right,
is that as long as you admit your past things
and you accept now yes and no.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yes, you can't be on your deathbed and be like,
hey man, my bad right before I go, please forgive
me for everything that I've done. It's forgive me for
everything that I've done in this life, and I'm going
to continue to do better and strive and work in
your word and faith until my time is called.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
So on your deathbed if you do that, he's going
to go Nope, probably not, Probably not, I don't know.
And how Let's say you get diagnosed with cancer terminal okay,
and so you're not on your literal deathbed, but you
are on your death you're making the bed you have to. Yeah.
So does that count?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah? I think it would because you're still alive and
you still have time to go ahead and repent for
your sins and what you've done and then lead the
life that you probably should have been doing this entire
time until you know the cancer Finally, come and get you.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm busy with the cancer fight. You know, I think
some things are a little more important. But that's just me.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Like, what like, let's go ahead and put this cancer
off to the side for now, because it's got me anyway,
I'm gonna die, So why not focus on being a good,
decent human being and living in faith like Afshaw probably
should have been doing.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
This whole time. But you know what else does or
does not eating okra make you a decent human being? Like,
what is decent?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Being kind to others? Doing the right let's just do
Let's just pause right there. Okay, what's kind?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Not being an asshole? What's not being an I'm asking
like real things? Yeah, yeah, because you might think I'm
being an asshole, but other people might not think. You
know what I'm saying, Like it's very subjective. Yeah, I
think you know that that intuition, you have, that gut
feeling that lives right there. Everybody talks about the gut.

(07:27):
I feel it in my gut, and that's usually where
your spirit is. And usually when you feel it in
at least in my thoughts and my experiences. If you
feel it in your gut, that is another power saying, hey, brouh,
this ain't right. This ain't right. So if you say
or do something and then you feel that not right
there in your gut, that's like, I don't think that's right,

(07:52):
then you probably do the opposite and do the right thing,
and then you get that good feeling.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You're like, oh oh yeah, that does feel good, doesn't it.
And then therefore or don't be an asshole, do the
right thing.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
What about people that think they're doing the right thing,
that their gut told them that, then that's between them
and they're gone. I'm just saying that the whole My
whole argument is that like, what is those things? What
is being kind? There are people that think they are
well within their rights spiritually and and uh and maybe

(08:28):
making good moral decisions, that cheat on their partners because
they're mean to them, beat their kids, see and and
I like where you're going with on this one. I
think there's a universal definition of kindness, all right. I
think everybody knows what kindness is and what it should be.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
And I think that you you cheat on your spouse
because they're mean to you, You beat your kids because
you know either that's the way a day whatever. Yeah,
you know deep down inside, you know, you know that
that's not right. And when when you get that feeling
of hey, that's not right, you know that that is

(09:13):
the that is the spirit saying hey, brah, you need
to change some things up. You know that that's not right.
People know the difference between right and wrong. And we
have these wolves in sheep clothings, the pastors, your uncle ted,
all this stuff that are out touching kids. And but
yet they wear that cloak of oh, I'm a good person.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Da da da da.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
But they're doing these wrong things because they have fallen
and they know what they're doing is wrong.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
They know it.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
You can't sit here and tell me that you know, oh,
rape this kid, that's fine, listen, it's okay. No, you
know that it's wrong, but you did it anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm not much sure. I'm not you know, this isn't
an argument for but I'm pretty sure people that touch
kids don't go I'm gonna rape this kid to them.
It is that right to them, it's something different. I
don't know. By the way, also, not in the Tin Commandments,
so they can just say there, I'm just saying it's
not in the Ten Commandments. I think there's an interpretation

(10:13):
in there go thou shalt not rape children. Yes, I
don't think there is. I don't think there is. I
don't think it's spelled out that way.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
When you're talking about coveting, thou shalt not covet thy
neighbor's wife, I think that that goes along with thou
shalt not covet thy neighbor's children as well.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
That's not what it says, you're Nonetheless, we're getting recide questing, uh,
the rapture. So one lady said to leave your pass code, like,
take a write it down a piece of paper, take
a screenshot, make that your screensaver on your phone. That way,
those that are that you care, that are behind will

(10:55):
have a phone to use their phone. I would think,
I think to say, most people have their own phone, Like,
I'm not going to go and get your phone then
use it for whatever. I have my own. Yeah, I
don't need yours. I don't need my girlfriend, I don't
need my brothers.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah, I've got my own phone. So that right there
in itself is silly. Now, maybe they're talking about the
homeless people. Maybe maybe not a lot of homeless people
out there have phones that's true too. The government has
been giving them away for decades.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, and then some people are like writing letters, which
I also think, like what does that say about your
loved ones? Well? Who they're writing letters too? They're loved ones, okay,
because they don't think they're going to they're.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Staying maybe right, So like these people are writings. You know,
dear uncle Tom, I'm about to go and hitch a
ride on the raptors. I'm just saying first name popping
my head. I'm about to be taken away in this rapture,
and I think that you're a heathen and you won't
make it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
So that didn't go into detail, more like selling your
car that if the rapture were to come. I don't
think there's things I've got to tie up. No, the
only thing you got to tie up is you and
your faith between the Lord above. That's it.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
These these material belongings, your cars, your phones, your clothes,
you're the pets that you have, right, none of that
means a damn when it comes to that sort of thing.
All right, you can't go ahead sell your car. You
ain't taking the five thousand dollars you're getting to heaven
with it.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know, I don't know. I don't know if you
need cash there.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
I don't know either. To be honest with you, haven't
spoken to anybody on the other sides, like, hey, you
might want to bring some cash because they don't take
credit cards up here.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I'm also just not a fan of scaring people into
doing the right thing and being good people.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
That has been the way it's been since the beginning
of time. Since the beginning of time, We've been scaring
people to do the right thing because why because man
can't make the damn decision to do the right thing
on their own. So we've got to put the fear
of religion and a fear of God into them. So
hopefully they'll listen and be like, Okay.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
To obey, I think is how you're trying to say,
obey my mother and father the I mean, the girls
on Frozen had wrote a song about that worked pretty well.
Right to the next right, you know, the next right thing? Yes,
just saying there are no scariness there or is there
depends on how you interpreted Corbyn right right, just like

(13:34):
the Bible. You know, Frozen got me scared to live
a good life. One lady who made the video about
her pass code. She then went on to uh say
that she hasn't done that yet because she's still got
bills to bay, bills to pay again. I'm pretty sure
the credit recovery people aren't gonna go to heaven to

(13:57):
get their money. Now know they'll be lost in confusion,
just like the rest of us.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
They're not gonna be like, Okay, by the way, you
still owe me seventy five dollars from a Blockbuster in
count in nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You kept the breakfast club one day. You didn't rewind,
right right, you're ed? Is that enough to rewind if
you didn't rewind? It says it's in the thing. Okay,
this is fun, it says right there on the sticker. Yes,

(14:32):
that is true.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Nowhere in God's word that it'd say, hey, you should
probably rewind your video cassettes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
And there's nowhere did it say that raping kids was bad.
That is true.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
There is only one unpardonable sin. There's only one sin
that's gonna keep you out of the Kingdom of God,
and that is denying your maker. So you deny me
on earth, I will deny you in heaven, says right
there in the scripture, you.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
So it's like, Okay, I think God, that's good enough
for me. Do you think, like how late can you
say it? Say I'm sorry, or say I deny you,
I don't like I accept?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Can you do it like right? Like Meteors hitting fire, anarchy,
white car's flipping over. I don't know how it's gonna look,
but I'm just going off a movie interpretation.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Absolutely absolutely, And listen, all the through my entire life
and what I've been told and what I firmly believe
with one hundred percent of my being is is that
you know you you probably there's gonna be a lot
of people that try to do that right at the
very end. Oh holy yes, we're about to die, father,
forgive me. That's cool, come on up. But you're still

(15:45):
going to face judgment. You're still going to face the judgment,
and there's gonna be like, listen, bro, I understand you
kind of lit a heathen life, and I understand that
you uh, you know, you're believing now, but you still
got a price to pay for living that heathen life.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
So but maybe they didn't. Maybe that person didn't. Maybe
all they did was they didn't necessarily believe, but they
did make good choices, that is true.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And then that at the very end, when the proof
is coming out, you're like, oh, wait a minute, all
those words that were spoken that I didn't believe are
actually true.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Now, okay, but you're still going to be judged for that. Sure,
you're still gonna be judged for that. Even though you
did make the right decision at the very end, you're
still going to be judge and you're still going to
have to pay. So it's like.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Standby probably more likely. Well, yeah, well, you last minute
ors are gonna have to wait here.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
We've got a whole nother cloud for you guys over there.
Hang tight, I'll get to you in a minute. One
at a time. We'll figure out do you go up
or do you go down?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Somebody texts this in and I thought it was really
Is there a size limit to the carry on bag
for the Rapture? I don't that's obviously. I don't think
you're gonna be able to take a suitcase. But like,
I have a really cozy pair of I like to wear.
Your clothes aren't gonna matter. I'm naked.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yes, it's a newdest colony, but see The cool thing
about that is is the the the the feelings that
you have here on earth. You do not have those
same feelings when it comes to heavens or hells or
the you know, the Kingdom of God. Right, So you
don't have the modesty. That's the word that I was

(17:26):
looking for.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
So you don't. Yeah, well, may all be naked, and
the the and and the way it was explained to
me growing up in all my life is is your
clothing that you're gonna wear, your robe, your holy robe,
your gowns in the afterlife is based on the acts

(17:47):
that you have here on earth. So if you do
a lot of good and you're out helping community, you're out.
You have no problems, no strife, no hatred for anybody.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
You know, you do good deeds.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You know, you could have a pretty elaborate robe in
the afterlife. If you were just barely scraping by, you
might get a loincloth. You might not have anything. But
you know what, you're not gonna care because modesty doesn't exist.
Is there sex in the afterlife? That I don't know?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
But does it matter if none of those No, if
none of those because those are human carnal feelings, and
this is a spiritual realm that we're.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Talking about here.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
So those those human carnal emotions and feelings and needs
and wants that you have here on earth, you're not
going to have those in the afterlife because the the
earth now and the spiritual life are two totally different planes.
So no, no, you won't have to worry about. Sex
won't be a thing for you.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
But the things that bring what I'm asking is what
brings you happiness. You expect there to be in your afterlife, right,
that's always what we've been sold. You think if you
like apple pie, there might could be apple pie up
there for you.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Doesn't feel very.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Much, but it doesn't mean anything. Right.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
You don't need You don't need to eat. You're a
spiritual being, You're not a human being. Human beings need
to eat to survive. We need to have liquids, and
us too can continue living. But once you're gone and
your spirit is pulled boom, you're no longer a human anymore. Man,
So you don't need the food, you don't need the sex,
you don't need Big Brother on television. Yeah, I see

(19:25):
what I'm saying with that, I mean, I'll be fine.
Survivor starts like tonight a thing. But so then what's fun.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I guess we'll figure that out, won't we. Well, well,
you can't say we'll figure that out when we when
you just gave a whole explanation about it. That's my point.
You can't give all this explanation like there will be
no apple pie and with the reasonings and then go, well,
we don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Either we do or we don't. Yeah, go find a
psychic somewhere. They can tell you what's going on.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, absolutely they cannot. I'm sensing an uncle. Did you
have an uncle, a great did you have a grandparent
that died? Yes, we all do, right, I'm sensing some
strife in your family. Yeah, my uncle George. Uncle George,
he was never really accepted in the family. He's actually

(20:15):
in jail. Really, I'm experiencing some financial problems. Is there
some I'm seeing money issues? Yeah, Man, we're behind on
our mortgage. You don't say, uh, all right, we gotta
take a break. We got the tilta State fairmega ride
passes on this rapture Tuesday, and we've got listener emails

(20:36):
and we've got to tell the truth. We'll be back
you're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and news.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That just makes you say what. Here's Corbin, Gimbi and
Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the Big
Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
In ninety seven five, woman steals from our employer to
play slot machines at work thirty four year old Amberdn
Butler of Macon, Missouri. So she was working at a
making BP convenience store, and apparently she did this alone

(21:15):
quite often, and her register was coming up short of
funds at the end of the night, so her employer
installed some cameras and they noticed that she had been
stealing money from the register in the amount totaling thirty
four hundred dollars. And that's not all. She also was

(21:40):
stealing cigarettes and bottles of water, and also scratching lottery
tickets without paying for them while on the clock at
this convenience store. Now, the money that she was taking
from the register she was using to play slot machines
at work. I've never been in an venience store a

(22:01):
gas station that had some in Vegas. Yeah, maybe in Vegas,
I would assume, maybe.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Even Atlantic City but Vegas has seen a couple of
Missouri while I was up there as well.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Okay, cool, yeah, like on Native Try. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Now, she did admit to doing it all, but in
court she pleaded not guilty and she's being held on
a ten thousand dollars cash only bond.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
I don't think slots are that fun.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I mean, they're all right, they passed the time away,
and some people get lucky and win a lot of
money off of them. But for the most part, at
least in my experience, they take everything I got.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's not like black jack or poker even roulette, right,
But I just find the wheel spinning is like people
do love them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I've never been one of those ones that ever hit
it big. I think the most I've ever made on
the slots was a couple of hundred bucks or whatever,
which it was good. But you know, I hear these
people hitting you know, fifteen thou ten thousand, I'm like,
that would be nice, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I have a buddy he plays blackjack, like he religiously
goes a lot of times. He just goes to Vegas
and plays, and he proudly tells me when he wins
ten twenty forty grand. Wow. He never tells me how
much he loses though, right, right, and he goes he
lives in now like three four times a week thing ooh,

(23:24):
and there's no way he's doing what I do, which
is put my hondy in one pocket, right and the
winnings in the other. Yeah. Yeah, he's not playing five
dollars table. No, no, of course not.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
But of course they say, if you want to win big,
you got a bit big, one hundred percent. Yeah, I'm
good on that. It's something about watching Hell, I even
do it with a twenty dollars bill, just watching it
go within a matter of seconds or minute, just like,
oh that hurt. Yeah, you know it hurts on a
twenty dollars bill. But to watch a hundie go by,
yeah yeah, but we'll do that with alcohol. That is

(23:59):
a true statement and not even blink an eye.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yeah. And then the next day you're like, I could
have just gone to the liquor store, right and got
a twelve pack.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well you do that when you got to eat. If
you're someone who buys bottles of wine when you eat,
you're like, we'll go ahead and spend sixty or eighty.
But then when you're not, you're at the grocery store,
You're like, well, I can't spend more than twenty on
a bottle, right yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Escort batters man with silly string comes out of Florida
where this gal her name is Christy Watts and she's
forty eight and she works for this escort service and
goes by the name of Taylor. Anyhow, so Taylor met
up with this dude named Jesse Hammock at the occ

(24:46):
Roadhouse bar. And anyhow, she confronts the man for reasons
unknown still and then she hoses them down with the
can of silly spring string, sprays them all over. Well,
the can's now empty, So what does she do with
the can? She takes the can, throws it at him,
hits him right in the head.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Dunk.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Now he's got a laceration on his head. Police get
called out then ended up taking her in for a
battery and then she was later released. They say that
she's back to work, though it says in a recent
post Taylor is.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Back in the saddle and ready to ride. Yeah, I mean,
it isn't assault, but it is.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Well, it was the silly string, the sprang with the
silly string may not be considered AsSalt. It's when she
threw the empty can at him and hit him in
the head. That's what made it assault. She missed right, No,
she hit him in the head, right in the head.
Gave him a laceration, a little cut right there on
his head.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
How close do you have to be for silly string?
I mean you got to be like five ten feet maybe.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, ten beat I think I think that it says
right on the can, I.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Don't rid the can.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, and near when you get near the end, it
just kind of goes everywhere.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
It's it's the worst.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
It smells terrible. Yeah, it's bad to clean up. Silly string.
Whoever invented that needs to be punched right in the dong. Okay,
you can punish one person who created one of these
horrible things, and we'll do a couple of silly string
or glitter.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
They both sucked clean. I'm gonnas go with glitter. Glitter
I think is worse to clean up.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Okay, silly string or plato. Silly string, silly string plato
tastes good ew, it sucks cleaning up. It's everywhere. Silly
string or slime slime? Yeah, slime for sure. Silly see
silly string or what's that sand called the moon? Kinetic sand?

(26:55):
So it's kinetic sand or silly string. Which one's worse,
silly string, kinetics, kinetic sand. Man.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Any kind of sand, whether it's kinetic or otherwise, sucks.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, it gets everywhere.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
You thought you got it all, but no, it's still there.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It does the same thing. Slime's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
At least with play dough.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It hardens, that is true. Eventually, eventually it all hardens.
Eventually it all gets there. Researchers say being fat but
fit less deadly than being underweight. A new study found
that having a few extra pounds may not be as

(27:35):
dangerous as being underweight. Researchers from the University of Hospital
in Denmark followed over eighty five thousand adults and found
that people who were underweight were almost three times more
likely to die during the study period than those with
extra body mass. The study noted that even participants within

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the health range but on the lower side, faced a
higher risk of early death. Researchers say the findings challenge
long held assumptions about body mass index, a calculation using weight, height,
and health, saying it could be possible to be fat
but fit. The study also found that the general risk
comes at both extremes. Severe obesity and being underweight are dangerous. Yeah,

(28:19):
all you gotta do is watch the NFL and or
the UFC and see guys who weigh two hundred pounds
but they are incredibly fit, or they have a gut
but they're incredibly fit. Body type does not elude health, No,
not at all. That's like saying ice cream commits crimes

(28:43):
because in the summer, more ice creams eaten and there's
more crimes committed. It's like, that's a ridiculous correlation. So
just because you're fat does not mean it might. Well,
how fat are we talking about. I don't want to
hear some of you guys in bowling league be like, hey, yeah,
you hear, I'm I'm healthy.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Right. It shouldn't say just because you shouldn't say because
you're fat. It should say because you're big, you're unhealthy.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Either way, professional bowlers are professional athletes.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
True. True, So are gamers exactly? Yeah, so are gamers.
Take a break, We'll be back. Let's play a game.
Mega ride passes for the Tulsa State Fair eleven days
of awesome start on Thursday and run through the fifth
of October. And these aren't cheap. We're gonna give you

(29:36):
a pair, but you've got to win. Sing Sing current
record of sing Sing is well. You and I are
in a battle for first place, tied with ten. Lindsay
has seven. Last week's Winter that would be so GIMPI
and Lindsay are your choices at eight three three four
six oh kmo D eight three three four six o

(29:57):
kmod call up decide who's gonna be your clue giver.
Whoever gets the most right from the clues given by
the selected show member, we'll win the Mega Ride passes
to the Tulsa State Fair. Eight three three four to
six oh km D. Good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Sorry, good morning, you're on the air.
What is your name? Hannah? I'm sorry, we're having a

(30:20):
hard time hearing you, Hannah. Can you hear me? Sounds
like we're on speaker, is it Anna?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Okay, make sure your radio is turned down for me. Anna.
There's a little bit delay if you have your radio up.
All right, So who do you want to give clues?
Gimpy or Lindsey. Let's go Jimpy Anna sixty seconds are
on the clock. Timers starts after the first clue. Here
we go.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Uh okay, this is the band with Andre three thousand
and big Boy from Atlanta. You don't have to talk about.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
And this is that song where they tell you to
shake it like a polaroid picture.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Oh gosh. Okay, fine, let's break this down. Horses and
cows eat what there you go? Okay, this is an
Irish band. Okay, that's cool. Listen.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
This is an Irish band that's named after a fruit
and the name of the song. Are the people in
the Walking Dead that eat your brains?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes? This is the Canadian singer. She likes to sing
when she talks.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
And it's that famous song from I think it's from
the Titanic, probably not.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
I don't know. What's that thing that beats in your chest? Yes?
And if it's not your heart, it is if it
belongs to.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Me, it is?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
What time?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Time?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Time? Two is what I got? Uh Anna might be
good enough for the wind. Hang on the line, Good morning,
you're on the air. What is your name? My name
is Brian, Brian. You and Lindsay have to beat two? Okay,
all right, we try it. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Okay, this is sir Blink blink, and I remember one
Blink was young me and SUSI had so much fun
holding hands and skim in stones. Not an alligator but
crocodile rock. Yes, this is John Lennon. This is Paul Ringo.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Look at the beatles.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Okay and the song. Yes, okay, this is a girl's
name a croon. I believe the song was actually about
a dog. It's a girl's name.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Talking about a dog.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh boy, not Amanda?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh not Amanda?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Can I pass? Can you pass on?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
You can't, I can't you have to? Oh my goodness,
starting falling off girls name?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yes, my god, let's see what Kimpie has in his
four by four.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Co says here that Abbot signs Texas bathroom bill. Texas
Governor Greg Abbott has signed a bill requiring trends gender
Texas residents to use bathrooms in certain public spaces according
to their sexist signed to birth. The law applies to
government owned buildings, including public schools. It defines the bathroom

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as a multi occupancy private spaces, which includes locker rooms,
changing rooms, and shower rooms. Abbot calls the band aid,
common sense public safety.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
If you obviously I don't think the opposite gender should
be in each other's bathrooms. Are there are bathrooms that
exist that are for anyone? Right the family bathroom. He's
got the diaper changing station, more space to spread out on.
My question is how do you police this?

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Well, you got to have a bathroom attended. See that
that is a trade that they don't have anymore. Somebody
in the bathroom to hand you mints, sprak alone on
you and say have a nice day, and hand a
towel and a hot towel.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yes, I am always uncomfortable when there's someone in there
because I feel like I gotta give them money.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
And if you say no, like a man sulting you
at your job. Pretty much that saw she works hard
for her money? Is about a bathroom attendant?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Did you know that didn't? Yeah? The more you know
there was a woman bathroom attendant? Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What else we got here?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Trump signs executive order designating ANTIFA terrorist organization. The president
announced last week that he's going to make the action
against the far or left anti fashions a movement. The
order directs federal agencies to investigate and disrupt any and
all illegal operations conducted by Antifa ANTIPA lax centralized leaderships,
so it's unclear who or what the administration would target.

(35:35):
Didn't somebody have to put that together and was like, hey,
we're all anti fascists here, so we'll just call this
group anti you know, Antifa. So essentially they do have
a leader, but nobody is claiming up to it possible.
That's kind of my question is when you get put
on this list, do you get a letter? Oh that's
a good Is it certified?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Right? I mean, do you get like put on notice? Maybe?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Probably. I don't know anybody who's been a part of
a terrorist organization, so I can't get any info. Really
try to stay away from those. You know what else
we got here? Spirits to furlough one third of flight attendants,
and that's according to The Wall Street Journal, which cited
a message sent by COO John Ben Torriditis or something

(36:20):
to that effect, sent that out to his employees yesterday.
The executive told employees the airline needs to shift its
focus to a complete right sizing. The decision comes after
Spirit revealed it to employees last week that it plans
to reduce flight capacity by twenty five percent Novemba. It
also follows Spirits filing for bankruptcy for the second time

(36:44):
and less than a year last month.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Damn it, we didn't get right again? Uh last season? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
How I got from that story was that dude's name
sounds like a sounds like an ailment.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
To disease, right, ye, Ben Door Raatius been to Ratus?
What's wrong with you? I got bend to Uratus?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Yeah, this week I've been to Ratus?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Is real bad? Did you hear about Lindsay? She's got
bend to Raatis? Girl?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Lastly here, Hunger Free Oklahoma responds to the termination of
USDA Food Insecurity Reports. Hunger Free Oklahoma says it's unhappy
with the termination of us DA Food Insecurity Reports. The
US Department of Agriculture ended the annual Household Food Security Reports,
which Hunger Free Oklahoma said it's deeply troubling and destroys

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decades of progress and better understanding hunger. Hunger Free said,
no longer collecting this information will send a dangerous message
of no longer prioritizing tracking and combating hunger for the
United States government. Hunger Free has asked the USDA to
reconsider its decision to end this data collection. I mean

(38:00):
people are hungry.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I When I hear like, hey, we're gonna stop this
data collection, I automatically think you're collecting some other data.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
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Speaker 1 (38:57):
Time For listener emails, you can always email us show
at kmod dot com. Show at kmod dot com Today's
email says, Hey, guys, I've been with my boyfriend a
couple of years now, and I swear half the time
I feel like his babysitter. He'll stack dirty dishes in
the sink until the kitchen in the kitchen sink, and
if I don't clean them, they just sit there. He

(39:19):
games all weekend while I'm running errand's paying bills. When
his truck needed new tires and stand up, instead of
handling it, he just drove my car until I finally
set the appointment myself. And the other night he actually
called his mom to ask how long to microwave a
food item. He's thirty five. I love him, but I'm
tired of being the only adult in his relation in

(39:40):
this relationship. Is this just guys being guys? Do you
think I'm wasting my time hoping he'll grow up? Is
this normal guy behavior? Listener email from a woman who's boyfriend.
She's the mammy and she does everything it sounds like,

(40:01):
and she wants to know is this normal boy or
guy behavior? Do you think I'm wasting my time hoping
he'll grow up? What age do you expect people to
be grown up?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Hmmm? I mean you're in a well, you're an adult
when you're eighteen, right, But I think women always mature
faster than men. They say.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Physically and mentally.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
But I think that we're always learning, we're always growing.
But I think you have to start adulting when you
move out of your parents' house. So usually you know
how to microwave meals. I mean, hell, my kids know
how to use the microwave and my youngest, my youngest
are eleven. I wouldn't call them adults.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
The question is what age would you consider someone grown up?
Twenty one can be anywhere between twenty five and thirty.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, thirty has always been the number I've landed at
that you should be a grown up by then. I
think that allows your twenties to be reckless. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Yeah, when you're twenty one, you're still got that kind
of a teenage mentality, you know. Yes, granted you are
getting older and you can buy beer now, congratulations, but
still got that young in mentality. Twenty five. Most people
are having kids at that point in time, trying to
find a career, getting established. Thirty years old, they're definitely
most people are already on that path.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, you're LARPing as an adult from eighteen to thirty.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
In my opinion, for sure, I would agree with that
one hundred percent. And this cat's thirty five, yeah eh yeah.
But here's the thing, like Lindsay's like, oh, my eleven
year olds know how to run my wave and he
did you teach them how to do that? Yeah, so
maybe this cat's mama didn't. And there's a lot of
people that think that feel that way.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
This text says you do not have a boyfriend. You
actually have an adopted son, and he will do exactly
what you will put up with another one. That's what
happens when you date a soy boy at thirty five,
he should have that figured out. Wtf do you mean?
Is it something he will grow out of? Another text

(42:31):
sounds like he's just a lazy fart, jump his ass
and say get the freak up and help me. I
mean that sounds like a.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Great relationship too, right, right, because everybody likes to be told.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
What to do. Who wants to nag on? Somebody wants
to be like come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on. So and at thirty five, at thirty five,
like I think you don't have it figured out. I
don't think at fifty, I don't feel like I have
it figured out. No, I but I feel like I

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take responsibility as an adult for things.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
You do actually have it figured out. You have it
figured out more so you than a twenty five year old.
You have it figured out more so than a thirty
year old. You don't have it as figured out as say,
somebody in their seventies. You see what I'm saying, So
you do. We do have it figured out, just more

(43:32):
so than somebody younger than us. I don't know, I've
met some sixty year olds.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm like, huh. So to me, age doesn't mean you
have it figured out. It's just like a to me,
like a placeholder on the chart, right, like where you're like, Okay,
it's time to get it together, right, Send him back
home to his mommy. That's what one text said. Reasonable answer. Congratulations,
you've adopted an adult child. He's telling you who he is.
Get used to it or get out nuclear answer, This

(43:59):
is totally normalasonable situation. Get your ass in the kitchen
and make him a sandwich. And why haven't you already
cleaned up this mess? It's not guy behavior. You've got
a deadbeat. Sorry, I might get better, but at thirty plus,
probably not.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
The probably not I think, and this isn't part of
my advice, but I think this guy has had a
lot of things done for him by his mom, by
maybe other partners that he's had in life, and that's
just what he's used to. You've set up before, you

(44:37):
know that, Like some people, that's just.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
How they were raised.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
The woman has her roles and does all the cooking
and the cleaning and the hot nuts, and that's just
what he's used to.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
One of the big arguments to my wife and I
right now is picking up our kids.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Stuff, okay, like they're toys and clothes and hot nuts.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
She wants to, and I'm like we shouldn't. They have
to learn to do it right. She's like, well, I
want the house clean up. I'm like, it's okay for
the house to look like we live here, right.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
It's not like people are coming over, right, like we're
having a party or thing right, right, we're having family
over things like that. And when you guys do have
company and you do have family over, I'm sure it
gets cleaned up and looks decent for when company comes over, right, I.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Mean yes, But also I'm not somebody who cares about that.
It's okay for a house to look lived in, Yeah,
it's okay to have a house that looks like you
have two kids seven and ten.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Right now, when those items have been sitting there untouched
for a few days, they need to be put away
in my opinion, like you're done playing with them. You haven't,
you've left them there, You're done with them, put them
away where they belong.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, agreed. Yeah, but that doesn't always happen, right right,
because they're kids, and you're just moving onto the next
thing that's sitting out right right right right, So like
when it's that, then it's the next thing, then it's
the next thing. And I just I don't like parroting.
I don't like just repeating myself over and over and

(46:15):
so now if it's in the middle of the floor,
I'll move it over so I can walk there. But
it's up to them to figure out how to take
care of their stuff, not place, and if it gets broken,
if you leave it out, that's on you. I'm about this, dex.
That's why I'm not getting married again. It's never a
two way street. I want to do what I want.

(46:37):
Being single allows me to do just that. Someone sounds
like someone is raising someone else's child. I'm thirty six
and play video games, but still go to work and
take care of myself. You have options, Holler at me
another text. I know a couple that has been married
for over twenty years and she still cuts his steak

(46:59):
for him, even at a restaurant in front of other people.
Sounds like your boyfriend is happy if you're not leave yo.
If I saw like one of my buddies and we
went out to dinner and then cut the stick, I'd
be like, what's happening here?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I don't think it's your place to say anything. You
can have your internal judgment all you want, but you've
said it a million times. If you want somebody, though,
if you want to have waffles every day for purpose,
find somebody. If you want to have somebody, you want
somebody to cut your steak up for you, no matter
where you're at, find that person. It sounds like this
person found that person.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Sure, I get that, but also if I think things
are fraudulent and weird, I'm calling them out as a friend.
I think that's a role. What do you mean by that?
I think, as a friend, if you think one of
your buddies is doing something weird, you're like, what are
you doing? I didn't say it was wrong. I didn't
say you shouldn't be doing that. I'm creating an opportunity
for you to say out loud, I'm letting another person

(47:55):
cut up my food, and what's wrong with that? I
didn't say there was anything wrong with it? So who
were you to judge? If I'm not judging, I'm asking
you to say it out loud. But why? Because it's
something I think is not normal? Okay, okay, having a
horn grow out of your head is not normal. A
grown man having his wife cut his food is not
normal unless you're unless you're Christopher Reeve an invalid. Yeah,

(48:19):
I get it. It's not normal.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
By whose standards?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Why do we sit here? And I've heard people on
this show many times go, you got to be a man,
and how is having someone else cut your steak? Be
a man. You may think that's being obedient and it's
her job. She'll do what I say. I think that's
also weird to have that thought process.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I'm not disagreeing with you. I don't think it's we
I think it is weird. I don't think it is
normal at all whatsoever. So we are in agreeance and
that statement. But who am I to say that's weird,
that's not normal to this person. It is normal for them,
or that's what they want. Who am I to judge?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
You know?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Different? For sure? Would I have somebody do that for me?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Not a chance in hell. However, that's your life, man,
share one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I think social circles are built for people helping each other.
And you can say most people don't like I'll give
a good example. I didn't know to shave my pubes
until a girl I was dating said I should. No,
I could have done it anyway I want, but I
didn't know. So I think it's a responsibility of people

(49:30):
in your circle, the tribe, if you will, to say, hey,
that's odd behavior, need to shave your bush. It looked
like the house was vacant. Kids were afraid to no,
that's not good analogy. I was choosing the story house
on the street anology.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Even then, I'm just like, if that's your thing, that's
your thing. You know, I can tell you how I
live my life. And if you choose to model it
after that, that's on you. But if you don't want
to shave your pubes, don't shave your pubes. If you
want somebody else to cut your steak up and go for.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It, sure, But if you don't know that that's not normal,
you reply on people in your circle to inform you
of that. Okay, if a man grills and then makes
his wife's plate, which includes cutting your steak, is that weird?
I think so. I think cutting another adult's food is weird.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
My husband cuts my steak for me.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I think that's weird.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I appreciate it, especially when it's a ribbi because it bugs.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Your feeble hands can't handle it.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, I can totally do it. But he says that
I leave meat off of it. Too much meat.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Around, You're wasting food.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Okay, I leave too much meat around the fat that
I will cut off, so he likes to do it
more precise for me, and I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Again, that's your food, that's your meal. You should be
able to enjoy it however you want. You should be
able to leave as much meat on.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
That I appreciate. I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Feels like confidence issue called his mom about a microwave issue.
Baby steps today, teach him how to boil water tomorrow,
unload the dishwasher another one. Everyone has their own pace.
He's just matching your energy. Maybe he's frugal and only
wants to do the dishes once instead of three times
a day. Maybe he didn't want to be broke buying

(51:23):
tires so he was saving up. He doesn't know what
you want unless you can communicate it bothers. You let
him know what you expect from him, if need be,
set a chore schedule. Yo, God, you're still being the adult. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

(51:45):
listener listener email. I've been with my boyfriend a couple
of years now, and I swear half the time I
feel like his babysitter. He'll stack dirty dishes in the
sink and if I don't clean them, they just sit there.
He games all weekend. Well, I'm running errands and paying bills.
When his truck needed new tires, instead of handling it,
he just drove my car until I finally set the

(52:07):
appointment myself. And the other night he actually called his
mom to ask how a microwave some food. He's thirty five.
I love him, but I'm tired of being the only
adult in this relationship. Is this just the way guys are?
Do you think I'm wasting my time hoping he'll grow up?
Is this normal guy behavior?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Lindsey, you are absolutely his second mom. So if this
isn't the relationship you want, then get out of it.
Because yeah, if you're going to talk about communication and
why it bothers you, Yeah, that's fine. Letting him know
what you expect from him. That should have been known

(52:47):
earlier on setting a choor schedule. That's what you do
for your children. So you have a child, you have
a grown child, a man child thirty five years old.
Your dating a man child? And does he have a job?
She never mentioned a job. She talks about her paying
the bills, him playing video games.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
On the weekend. Yeah, so I don't know, but I
based off hey on the week I need did this?
I just made the assumption, right.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, you're not happy dating your man child, so find
yourself a man that you're happy with. If you don't
want to be with a child, end it is this guy.
I'm afraid he isn't going to change.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Gimbi.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
If you're not happy, just go away. That's really all
that there is to it. One, let's start off with
there's nothing wrong with playing video games, whether it be
all day, part of the day, or just a few
minutes out of the day. It's what makes the guy happy.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Let him do it. Okay. Secondly, it's probably, like I
said earlier, what he's used to.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
He's used to somebody doing stuff for him, and that's
the way he wants to live. So let him live
his life, all right. If you don't like it, you
don't like the way he's doing things, there's the door.
Go find you somebody who's going to live the life
that you would like to live, and then you can
be happy and you won't have to worry about creating

(54:09):
a damn cleaning schedule.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
My wife's like, hey, we sit down, We're gonna make
a schedule. I'm gonna make a ske I'm gonna make
a schedule for you. Oh are you listen?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Go ahead and have fun, make your schedule. Get your
post bored out? You need a ruler, I got you.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Doesn't necessarily mean you have to admindelis.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah. Maybe he calls his mom because he likes talking
to her. M do you call your mom about things
he probably think is silly possible. Hey, mom, does this shirt?
Go with with this shirt? Go with these picks? Mom,
what's the recipe for? So maybe that's just his way

(54:50):
to talk to his mom, to have a connection with her. Also,
you're letting these things happen. You're the pro, You're the problem.
He's just living his life. Will do Do Do Do
ba doo, and you're in, You're in enabling it.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Why are you calling about his tires? I don't understand
that is your love language, acts of service? Is he
taking advantage of that? Maybe? But maybe he was saving
Maybe he is a man child. There also may be
logical reasons for all these things, and I think ultimately

(55:33):
a texture had it right. You gotta talk to him. Hey,
this ain't cool. I'm tired of you of doing these things.
I don't want to be the one always pushing the
cart up the hill and you're dragging your feet on
the cart makes it really hard to push. They stay
in there, whether they live together or not, or I'm

(55:54):
just assuming they doo.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Yeah, I know they said that they've been together for
a few years, but I don't know if they live
together or not. And I think that has another thing
to go with it. You know, in my opinion, if
you all ain't living together and this is his house,
that's his house.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Daniel Sloss, comedian Pretty Funny, has this great bit about settling,
and I think people settle in marriage. They settle. The
guy who texted, I'm happy doing whatever I want you,
that's because you settled before. If you want to be
that person that wants French toast every morning, find the
person that does that. And what happens is you feel

(56:29):
like you won't find someone else, so you settle. Gotta
take a break. We'll be back The Big Man Morning Show.
Read turns nack. We're doing listener emails. This one says,
so I'm recently divorced and I decided to try tender
my friend. My friend said, my profile reads dad, who

(56:51):
doesn't know how tender works. My profile is basically a
picture of me holding a fish, another one from a
wedding where I cropped out my ex, and a line
that just says I like sports and grilling. I don't
want to come off as creepy, and I'm not going
through guys' profiles to see what I'm up against. Do
I need to fake going to the gym and doing

(57:13):
a selfie put a dog in my picture. Does anyone
have the secret to getting matches? GiB, I am no
expert on this. I have no idea. I feel like
I have some input on what you could do. I don't.
We'll get to that, but I think there are some

(57:36):
things you have to do when you're putting together a
profile for social media. Some boxes you have to check.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Well.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I don't want to give them yet because that would
be my advice, but there are things you have to do.
You can't just throw. I mean, you can throw mud
at the wall and hope it sticks, but then complain
about it not sticking, like well I tried.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
This makes me wonder if this person is not getting
any matches at all or not getting the matches that
he wants, because there's a difference. There's a huge difference there.
There's a difference between nobody swiping on you at all
whatsoever you've gone a month, two months, three months and

(58:22):
nothing at all whatsoever, or the ones you get in
the fat ugly chicks that you don't want.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
You've mentioned before something and so I want to clarify
that or check it. Yeah, So my understanding about how
that works is it is not a set it and
forget it. You've got to engage as well to get
swipes back at you.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
So far as engage with other people, absolutely absolutely, you
swipe on them they say hey, you'll get a notification
that says hey, We'll just use Lindsay as the example.
Lindsay Corbyn swiped right on you, and then you would
go back and Lindsey would go back and be like, oh, okay,
well Corbyn did okay, Well he looks like an interesting fella.

(59:07):
I will accept the swipe and then we can continue.
We can start talking from there. And that not every
dating app is the same. Like with Bumbles, you can
sit there and swipe all day long, but the girl
has to be the one to initiate this, you know,
the switch situation start all that. Hinge is more like Tender,

(59:30):
where it's just you know, I see somebody like him,
swipe Okay, they they liked you, you like them? Cool,
and and then you do. That's when you start the conversation.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
What about Grinder go ahead about the same thing, but
for the gaze. Ah.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
So in order to start a conversation with someone, you
both have to swipe the picture or accept each other.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Accept each other. Yeah, Like if you if you looked
at my profile and you're like, oh that guy when
you had one? Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure when and
then I'm like, all right, oh great, look big breasted
brunette like and then we can start our conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Okay, thanks came in. When you're swiping right on everything
and everyone and get no matches, it sucks. Okay. So
if you're throwing every dart you have, yeah, in every
direction again again, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Stuck on this or are you not getting any at
all whatsoever? Or are you just not getting the ones.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
That you want?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
You think you deserve nines and you're getting forced exactly.
You're still getting some action out there, all right, and
so take what you can get. If you look like
a troll, you're probably going to get trolls. And I
understand not everybody wants to date a troll, However, your

(01:00:52):
troll trolls have to date trolls.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Trolls aren't gonna date supermodels unless you've got a big
schlang or a lot of money. And most of the
time it starts with the money. Probably always the money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Exactly. This Tex says. Some nice photos help grab attention.
A joke in there helps and a short list of
things you like is all you need. Then remember seventy
percent of women will not reply, and a lot are
spam to make the site seem active.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
That's truth too. There's a lot of bots out there, yeah,
that are just there to make it seem like you're
getting some action, right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I think people have a misconception about dating apps. Is
you think the purpose of it is for you to
find someone to hook up with or for date or whatever.
You think that's the purpose. No, no, contramon for a subscription, right,
your data that is the goal.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Yeah, and that was confirmed with the the Ashley Madison
website that it was mostly bots.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Yes, but their whole
purpose is who cares about you finding someone? They don't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
You got a very good point there. I mean, I'm
sure a lot of these people and I was guilty
of it too, are using the free version.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
You can pay for your monthly membership, three month year
long membership, and you get a lot more features than
you would with just the free version. But we're a
bunch of cheap asses and we're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
The free version. You know what you get with the
free version A bunch of fat, ugly chicks. So deal
with it. You'll get in.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
You'll get some good ones in there from time to time.
I'm not trying to give advice or anything on this,
but the fact of it is, that's what you get
when you're dealing with the free cheap ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
This tax says, reasonable answer. You're going to get responses
commiserate to your effort. Your profile is going to get
fellow divorced dads who like to fish. Get a female
friend to look it over and listen to her nuclear answer.
Nothing wrong with the profile, and all brother bitches just

(01:03:03):
be tripping. Bro, just out a couple of lines and
how you love IPAs and women are all crazy? But
what if I really don't like ips another one? Tell
what you are looking for?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Okay, Yeah, that feels like fair advice. And when you're
doing it, the idea of like, you think everybody's being honest, right,
you think everybody's being honest in their profile.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You go to the bar and you see a girl.
She's got on heels, tight skirt, grape blouse, v neck hair, makeup.
This is gonna be crazy, hear me out. She doesn't
look like that every day? What she only looks like

(01:03:56):
that when you go out? So so who you see
even at the bar fraudulent this one. I just keep
getting Asians from the Philippines.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Maybe they're looking for a green card relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
This is a great point. A lot of the girls
are only on the gold version because they want a
guy with money. Yes, they don't want a cheap ass,
right that makes sense. Listener email from someone who said
they are recently divorced and decided to try Tender and
their friends said their profile reads like a dad who
doesn't know how tender works. So the profile is basically
a picture of me holding the fish. Another one from

(01:04:34):
a wedding where I cropped out my ex and a
line that says I like sports and grilling. Women love
all that swooned. It's like one of the best porns.
I just don't want to come off creepy, and I'm
not going through guy profiles to see what I'm up against.
Do I need to fake go to the gym and
do a selfie dog in my picture? Does anyone? Does

(01:04:56):
anyone have the secret to getting matches?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Lindsey, I don't have the secret because I know nothing
about the online dating world. However, if I were to,
if I were single and in that world, I would
want to know more about you. I think honesty is good.
I don't think that less is necessarily more. I I

(01:05:19):
do want I want to know some some things. What
you're into, what you're looking for? Right? What kind of
a woman are you looking for? Someone with or without children?
Is that a red flag for you? You know, I
mean a deal breaker. You got to give more because
right now your profile is looking a little bit lazy almost.

(01:05:45):
There's just nothing there. You're not you're not really trying.
You just threw threw up a photo. And you like
sports and you like grilling. Oh okay, that doesn't tell
me enough about you. I don't know if I'm interested
enough based on those two things. So I think you

(01:06:05):
should put a little bit more information about yourself and
what kind of a woman you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Gimbi, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
There's a lot of things that go here. Lindsay's right,
you probably do should add a little bit more than
just Hey, I like fishing and I like to grill.
Who the hell doesn't like to grill? Not everybody likes
to fish, right, So You don't need a giant soliloquy
of words that are you know in your profile picture,
but you should probably add a little bit more. At

(01:06:36):
the same time, it sounds to me like this guy
just started doing this for the first time and he's learning.
Who's the friend that told you that your face or
your your tender profile looks like a dad who doesn't
understand how to Was that a dude friend. Was it
a lady friend. If it was a lady friend, you
might want to say, well, what am I doing wrong here?

(01:06:58):
If it's your dude friend, who cares what he thinks?
You're gonna figure this out all right. Secondly, I canna
go off on this for a little while. I'll try
not to spend all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Don't put a picture of your old wedding picture in there,
which out I was wondering. Everybody's gonna hit that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
I'm sure you you think you look fantastic in that tuxedo,
much like Corbin said, with the gal at the bar
who's got the tight dress and the good V neck
and the makeup and hair done. Da da da da da,
that's one time thing that's not who you are. I'm
not saying you gotta take a picture in your pajamas, right.
But also, if I saw a woman's profile picture and

(01:07:39):
she was in her wedding dress with her ex husband cut.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Out, I am not swabbing on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
That one, No, that doesn't seem right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
You look beautiful, that's fantastic. It's just weird baggage, that's
all I see.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Yeah, and it's a major turn off. Okay, So you're
gonna you're gonna have to figure this. This went out
on your own, dude, because and it's gonna take trial
and error, all right. You put up with a few
more pictures, maybe less fish, definitely no old wedding pictures.
You know, Lindsey was right, some things that you were

(01:08:14):
into besides just fishing, all right, and then just you'll
figure it out. You'll figure it out. And the thing is,
you're just worried too much about it, and you're probably
wanting results right now because I've heard on this tender
that that's what it's there for. I can swipe, I
can get on there, and I can have the sex

(01:08:36):
that night, I have the sex. That's not the case. Man,
You're gonna have to keep on trying. You're gonna stumble
a few times and you'll figure it out. It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Like this text how big was the fish? No, woman's tech.
Very few women would text that to you. Nobody's gonna ask, right.
The pool of people that would do that is very small.
That's what I'm saying. The pool is very small. And
you said something in the email that caught my attention.

(01:09:07):
Do I need to fake go to the gym and
do a selfie? Short answer? Yes, you have to play
the game. It is a game. Results equal effort, and
you ain't putting in a lot of effort, so your
results aren't going to be great. I got this fish, though, Yeah,
that's great. Women really don't care. They don't go. I mean,

(01:09:30):
he doesn't have a job and he beats me, but man,
can he eat fish? That's not a thing. I'm a provider,
sure that spoon Bill's gonna be great. And then I
think people have the wrong approach. That I know that
do online dating is that it's the same way people

(01:09:51):
treat jobs and resumes. You think that's supposed to get
you the job. No, it's supposed to get you an engagement.
It's supposed to get you to call you like, hey,
you said some things on your resume, we'd like to
talk to you about a job. Same thing with your
profile dating. It needs to be set up to don't
tell them everything. You just want to give them enough
to be curious and go, well, this is interesting. Like

(01:10:12):
someone put I like turtles, that's funny, and you'll get
someone who also thinks that's funny. Maybe a few that
like turtles, but they'll know the joke right and they
may just go, I love that video. That's the key.
That to me is the sauce. You don't have to

(01:10:33):
be like, I'm putting it all out there so you
can decide without communicating with me if I'm the match. Right,
That's what you shouldn't be doing. Again, you're just trying
to get them curious, trying to this should work. You
should understand this philosophy. You're just trying to get them
on the hook and then you can reel them. In
car dealerships, they're not trying to sell you a car

(01:10:54):
on the commercials. They're trying to get you to come
into the dealership so their salesman can sell you same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
You'll reel it in, buddy. But you gotta play the game.
Gotta get it. You want to wrestle with pigs, get
money or get on tender.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Effort equals results, vice versa. We gotta take a break,
We'll be back. Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbin.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Happy twenty seventh porn star birthday to May Milano. She
gets dirty and five Girls, two guys. May likes to
play and nude tutoring. She was nominated for Best a
Girl on Girls Sex Scene for her work in Blooming Romance.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Good morning, Gimpy, Well, good morning Corbin. If you want
to go CEO, you take on Texas next month, will
hook you up. It's called Rever red River Chillin' gonna
give you a pair of tickets to the game, a
cooler full of cores, light, and a whole lot more.
All you gotta do is go out to the hard
Rock hotelling casina, look further, QR code, give it a
good scan and then boom, pal you're in.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
All right, let's do something we do every Tuesday. I'm
to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to ask
anything you want.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Just remember, keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,
and don't forget.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
We can and will pass on a question. Let's open
up the phone lines. Here's Corvin in the gang with
all the truth you're gonna need. Eight through three, four
six O kmod or text is the easiest way BMMS
and whatever question you'd like to ask us to get
to know us better, BMMS and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. I love this. If a
kidnapper forced you to write a letter saying I'm okay,

(01:12:30):
I ran away, how could you secretly signal that you
were in danger without the kidnapper realizing So I'm assuming
that the kidnapper is reading the letter before we yes
send it off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Yes, okay, read that again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
If a kidnapper forced you to write a letter saying
I'm okay, I ran away, how could you secretly signal
that you are in danger without the kidnapper realizing it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I'm trying to think if there was anything growing up.
Growing up, my parents used to tell me, if you're
ever in trouble, don't yell help, yell fire, because people
tend to run from the word help. But if there's
a fire, they'll look and call nine one one, or

(01:13:33):
believe that more so and want to come and help. Okay,
what's that happening with this I can't think of anything
that you would write in a letter to say that
would that a kidnapper wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
So you'd have nothing. There wouldn't be anything you'd slide
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Maybe tell tell dad I will see him soon, because
everyone would know. Maybe my kidnapper might not know that
my dad is pasted.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Okay, GIMPI I ran away.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
I'm okay, and I met a nice stranger who gave
me a ride in their van.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
To you know, some place.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
You know, I'm in the desert or whatever, you know,
or I you know, I found a nice place to
stay in a warehouse downtown, something to that effect.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I'm okay, I ran away. There are cats here and
I've never been happier.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
You're right, yeah, he hates cats. He's not happy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Or I'm okay, I ran away. I've moved to an
Okra farm. That's fair. There's no way never they're gonna
know that. My wife would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is not possible. If you guys listen to podcasts,

(01:15:07):
do you have any recommendations for crime or murder ones?
Lindsay betrayals pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
They've actually I've been watching that one, which actually got
me into the podcast. So if you want to watch
it like I started it, it's on Hulu. But the
podcast is mostly it's been more so lots of relationships
and they didn't know who they were in a relationship with,

(01:15:39):
and then they find out all this dirt and it
is crazy the stuff that they find out about their
spouse after it's pretty much too late.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
Gimb, I don't listen to podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
There was I haven't listened to a crime one in
a while, but there was one that was phenomenally good.
And there was a I forget the name of it,
but he was just going out to get food or
something and then he got picked up for murder. And

(01:16:17):
there was them unveiling all the stories. Who's the one
about the guy who killed his girlfriend? They were pulled
over on the side of the car and he and
he says he didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Yeah in Illinois, I believe. Yeah, murder in Illinois wasn't
that one? It was?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I believe.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Those are good gateway crime podcasts. Definitely, if you have
to give up one, you have to give up one forever. Weekends,
holidays or vacations, you have to give up one forever.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Probably vacations, holidays. Food on holidays are amazing, spends time
with family and some faraway family that you don't see
butt on holidays. So I wouldn't want to give up holidays. Weekends.

(01:17:16):
I love my weekends. Sunday football on weekends. Couldn't do that,
so I guess. And you can treat weekends like a
vacation many vacations, so I'd have to say goodbye to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Vacations, Gimbie. I think I'm going weekends on this one.
I go to work seven days a week.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Holidays are for family and gatherings, and like Lindsay said,
you know, you know food vacations. If I'm working seven
days a week, that's exactly what a vacation's for. That
week off. Two weeks off makes a hell of a difference.

(01:17:56):
I think in my book it's a good reset button
right there. You can't reset over the weekend. You just
can't do it. Ah. So yeah, I'm going weekends, get
rid of them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I mean, weekends are kind of like little mini vacations.
I think Gibbe's right in terms of resetting. Holidays are
good callings for people to get together. Maybe people you
haven't seen it in a while family members things like that.
Vacations very important for the mind, and I think I

(01:18:30):
don't know if the assumption is where we'd work seven
days a week, right, So they're only called weekends because
they're weekends. That's just what we call them. So I'm
good with weekends. Is there any political person that if
they were assassinated, that would cause you to try and
make a change in America? I am not touching that

(01:18:51):
with a footpall out, because apparently failings do matter. Now.
Have you watched The Long Walk yet? It's probably one
of the most intense movies I've ever seen. For those
who don't know, that is the Stephen King movie that
just came out. Teens participating in a grueling, high stakes

(01:19:13):
contest where they must continuously walk or be shot by
a member of the military escort. That feels like a loss, right,
how do you sleep? Carry me?

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
You carry me, I carry you. That's how it's teamwork.
But if you're not walking, what have you? Just keep
swinging your legs. I'm air walking right right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
I have not seen it yet, Lindsay, I have not either,
but it is available on Apple TV I think October third,
So I added it to my watch list.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Gimbi, No, no new movies that's hilarious unless they're animated.
I'll be going to Door the Explorer next week. It
would you rather date someone who is terrible in bed
but amazing in life or the opposite? It's a great question.
I love it. It's a good philosophical question. Would you
rather date someone who's terrible in bed but amazing in

(01:20:12):
life or the opposite?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Lindsey, I'll take terrible in bed but amazing in life. Uh,
terrible in bed. At least we can practice, maybe get better,
and if not, there's always always master Page.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Gimbi. Yeah, I think terrible in bed you're gonna lay
there and take it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Okay, not a big deal, but you still good in life?

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Yeah, Peter Bone Jolly sandwich man. Yeah, pread of life.
That's what I would like out of you three, who
would make the best cult leader? And why? Funteresting, what
would make the best cult leader? And why out of
the three of us?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Lindsey, I'm not persuasive enough, so it's not going to
be me. I'll say uh, I'll say gimpy people, because
he's very likable. You're a very likable person.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Gimby. I'm gonna go with Corbin on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
They call it the Corbyn shuffle for a reason, and
whether you know it or not, we all get shuffled
every day. So with that being said, he's a good
talker and may you may believe one thing, but talk
you into believe in something else.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I love the idea that I'm the slipperiest one on
the show. I'm picking GIMPI charismatic, right, which is a
huge attribute for someone who runs a cult believes in
crazy things. I don't know, they all know that Lindsay's

(01:22:29):
not going to be the cult leader. We can all
agree on this always the one you don't suspect that's true.
Would you rather put up with a narcissist or someone
with bipolar disorder disorder for the rest of your life? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
God, bipolar disorder, because you can there's a you can
give him drugs for it, give us medicate.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
They both suck.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
I'm not just going to hang myself to get out
of this one, I guess so. Uh Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
I have dealt with narcissistsisists in my time. I don't
think I've ever really dealt with anybody who is bipolar.
But that's when they can be in one mood and
everything's fine and totally flip into something else. Right, I'd
be all happy and gravy, and then all of a sudden,
you know, they are mad at the world.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
Ah, that's too much up and down for me. I
can't handle that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Give me the person who thinks extremely highly of themselves.
I mean, I don't know very many people that went
and got clinically diagnosed as a narcissist. Usually it's a
brand you give somebody, right, and bipolar disorder, I feel like,

(01:23:46):
does get clinically diagnosed more often. I think everybody has
narcissistic qualities. I think everybody's really moody, so to me,
they kind of exchange back and forth. But I think

(01:24:08):
I can learn the personalities of someone with bipolar and
as long as I can be attuned to which version
of you I'm with, I might be able to manage it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
So like you can pick up the signs on when
they're about to switch, yeah, and then you can handle
it from there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Okay, Because a bipolar person should have empathy, think about
your feelings to a degree, right, narciss ain't doing any
of that. Narcissist doesn't care if you're happy or have
fun or want to be around you or want to
do stuff. You want to do stuff. Nope, So I
think bipolar would be the one that I would want.

(01:24:50):
If you were on trial, what would your friends assume
you did? Let's clean that up. Let's clean that up.
If you got someone heard you got charged with the
crime crime, do they think you committed? If you got
charged with a crime and your friends heard about it,
what would they assume was the crime you committed? Let's

(01:25:13):
do our partners. That feels cleaner. Well, I think your
friends like who knows? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
So if our partner thought we found out we were
in trouble, yes, what would they say?

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Okay, yeah, it's insane for me either way?

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Manslaughter?

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Your husband would think you killed somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Accidentally, right, involuntary manslaughter? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
Or maybe a d u I okay, GIMPI, possession with intent,
oh man, a lot of some moment assault, tax, embezzlement, harassment, stalking, battery,

(01:26:12):
d u I, possession with it, and the lists.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
I'm just saying for anything, I'm just saying it could
be any of those. What's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
So bad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
It's good movie. Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Lake Placid the Crocodile Movie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
Lake Placid's the Crocodile Movie.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Yes, Betty White's in it. Yeah, terrible, it was, but
it was, but it was also good.

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
Gim me I thank for a little bit here. Rude House.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
That's not a bad movie.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Movies that are so bad they're good. And I see
Roadhouse on this list, and I'm like, I'm right here
with you. But then, of course Howard the Duck is
also on this list.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
What else is that? Show Girls? I would probably go
with Showgirls over Rude House.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
I just like to say, rude House.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I'm trying to think of movies that my wife hates
that I think are awesome to watch. Oh, blood Sport, Okay, Yeah,
that is pretty bad. Well, the acting's bad, the story
writing's bad. It's a completely made up story. Dude, where's

(01:27:39):
my car? What's mine? Say? Dude? What's mine? Say? Sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Sweet? And there? All right? Right right, bubble boy, he's
another one. It's a lot of a good list. Yeah,
that is an easy one to populate. What happened to
What I learned today? Segment on the podcast version of

(01:28:12):
the show. It just abruptly ended for a while. Now,
if you hear a song that you can recognize, we
are not allowed to put it in the podcast. So
there's no game, no Top five, no what you learn.

(01:28:34):
I know there's others that I'm not remembering.

Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
No sports, right yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Or there shouldn't be trump hardest. What's the most ridiculous
rule you've ever had to follow?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
No chewing gum in school? In class?

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Most ridiculous, gimbie.

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
I was going to say, no shoes in the house
and is stupid, but I get it, you're trying to
protect your carpet. But then Lindsey mentioned the no chewing
gum and class and I I when I was a
senior in high school, I used to have super long
hair and my hair was you know, braided, looked like
dread bludda da dah, and they made me take it
out because it was a distraction to other students. And

(01:29:25):
I thought that was the stupidest rule ever. So I'm
going with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Do I pick one that's gonna piss people off? Yes?
Or do I pick another one? Tithing? Okay, give me
a stupid rule.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Also, elbows off the table.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Everybody knows elbows up side to the side. That's just comfortable, Corbyn.
Would you ever ride a motorcycle? I used to own one.
I used to ride a motorcycle eighty five Heritage soft tail.
I've actually seen you on two wheels before. We have
ridden together. We have, I've borrowed them before and went
on rides. To tell the truth. Can you remember going

(01:30:15):
to your first fair and how old you was and
where it was? Lindsay, Yeah, it was in my.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Hometown of Michigan City, Indiana, and I was probably an
elementary school. I was in elementary school. They they had
one at my elementary school and it was carnival days
and each wing of our elementary school would put on

(01:30:46):
a fair. Like but that's a carnival, right, yeah, but
still okay, it's still elementary school in our own hometown.
Are fair the town fair.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
GIMPI you know, I honestly can't remember as a child
going to any kind of fairs or carnivals. But I
do remember when I was fifteen, I had gathered with
some was like fifteen fourteen at the time, almost fifteen,

(01:31:23):
and I went with a couple of friends to the
fair in Blackwell, Blackwell, Oklahoma, and it was the first
time that me and some friends went out and hung
out together without parents involved. And I got myself a
necklace that had a pot leaf on it, and I
thought that was the coolest thing ever, and until I
got in trouble with the law, and then the cops

(01:31:45):
told my dad about it, and he got all pissed
off and why did you get this because it looks cool?
And I'll never forget the day that I'm in the
house and he's yelling at me for getting in trouble
with law and then finds out about this necklace and
I told him because it looks cool, and he said
he said, he.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Said, well, if aids look cool, would you like that?
I thought he said eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Like you know, yum yum, eat them eggs. But no,
he said aids and I was like, oh it girls, no.
And then that was that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
The Missouri State Fair Jefferson City, Missouri. Grandparents took us
run in the back of the bed of my grandfather's
truck from Kansas City to Jefferson City, Missouri. But don't worry,
I had had topper nice and we got pineapple whip
and one of those foam lizards with the wire thing

(01:32:38):
and it could open its mouth and make it walk
and pick up stuff, and it's like a foam I
think it's called the foam lizard. Is that where you
got your obsession with the pineapple whip? I don't know
if I have obsession with pineapple whip. It's good. That's
the end of the sentence. It's one of your staples
when you go to the fair. Though. That in the
cheese curds. Right, she owed cheese curds into sentence. I

(01:32:58):
could gladly do without pineapple whip. The cheese curds. Yeah,
the answer is always cheese curds. By the way, Oh yeah, yeah,
what app are you getting cheese curds? What should everyone
get at Sonic cheese curds? What should everybody get at

(01:33:19):
Freddy's cheese curds?

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
What's the worst item on this menu? Onion rings?

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Okra? All right, we got to take a break. We'll
be back. These are food items that are on like
a special menu that people have talked about online. First
one is an automatic noe for me and I think
a lot. It's called the Starbucks Medicine Ball. Apparently they
have a secret item you can order called the medicine Ball.

(01:33:49):
It's honey, citrus mint tea, steamed lemonade, hot water, jade, citrus,
mint green tea, peach, tranquility, herbal tea, and honey.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
It's a lot of mixed up teas put together.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yeah, ew sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I've had it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Is it as disgusting as a sound.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
And if you have if you have like a sinus
infection or a cold, it actually helps open up your sinuses.
I have had it like three maybe four different times,
and it works. It does open up your sinuses.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
It really does.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
And you can also make it at home.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
Well, sure, it's just tea, right, right, it's a te suicide, right.
There ain't no magic thing in that. It's tea. Tea
has always been known if you don't feel well to
make you feel better.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Sure, is that something that's on the menu or no.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
You can you can ask for it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Yeah, it's not on the menu though, it's a secret item.
Quote unquote. Yeah, how about the McDonald's keto sausage egg McMuffin.
So we all know what a egg McMuffin is, but
you just swap the muffin out for two hash browns.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Okay, that sounds greasy and disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Yeah, I love their hash browns. I don't know what
they put on. They're very crunchy. They're very delicious, but
they're also, as Ghippy said, very greasy. Never heard of
this Costco Glizzeroni pizza. You move the but remove the
bun from a Costco hot dog and wrap it in

(01:35:31):
their pizza. It's just like a pretzel pizza dog type
of thing. Who makes sure well this is appropriate, then
make sure you stop buy and get the Costco sized
toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:49):
It sounds like fair food because it's gonna put you
to work.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
Yeah right, Glizzeronie. That name cracks me up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
The Taco Bell Superman burrito Okay, this is an off
Taco Bell menu item apparently cheesy double beef burrito with
added potatoes, crispy tortilla strips, and guacamole. Okay. The Burger
King Chicken Parmesan sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
Oo, sounds fancy again.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
This is a menu hack. This not something you can
that is on the menu. It simply combines crispy chicken
patty from the regular sandwich with mozzarella sticks and Marinera sauce. Okay,
Chipotle dragon sauce. This is using sour cream and their

(01:36:44):
Tomatillio red chili sausa salsa that is amazing, a creamy,
spicy sauce you can add to your burrito. That's Starbucks
Barbie frappuccino again. Secret menu item, the pilla bean cream
frappuccino with three pumps of vanilla, a splash of strawberry

(01:37:07):
or raspberry pure and a scoop of dragon fruit and
then whipped cream on top. Hard pass, Hard pass for me.
I don't love frappuccinos, so.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Popeyes Chicken mac and Cheese a dan. These are crispy
chicken nuggets in their sweet heat sauce and then covered
with their creamy mac and cheese and then a drizzle
of their blackened ranch. I'd be down for that. Number

(01:37:42):
three at Chipotle one. I've heard of this one before.
You get the Chipotle nachos from Kids Menu, and it's
a build your own meal for a smaller portion and
a smaller price, but you add some extra things to it,
like a side of chips, and you get it making
like Nacho's or something. Okay, that's more of a price

(01:38:03):
hack type of thing, right, I'm gonna skip in and
out because we don't have one Chick fil a Oreo
ice cream cookie sandwich, So again, this is a dessert hack.
Isn't on the menu two pieces of their chocolate chip
cookies filled with their ice cream and topped with crushed
Oreo bits. Okay, sign me up. That sounds amazing. I

(01:38:28):
think the mac and cheese is the only one on
here that I would be like, all right, I'll try that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
Yeah, well, Popeyes, and I think the Taco bell one
I could get down for.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
I mean the dragon sauce from Chipotle. You're like, okay,
I don't consider that a giant hack, but because I
could also just get hot sauce and sour cream, right,
and that kind of solves that. But the Popeyees chicken
mac and cheese, yeah, blackened ranch okay, just a spicy

(01:38:59):
ranch the right pretty much basically.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
And I've never had their chicken nuggies? Are their nugnugs good?
Have you guys had their nug nugs? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
I must be an older thing or maybe because I
have kids they're always around. I like nug nugs.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Yeah, the nothing wrong with them, I guess depends on
where you go. Now, Like McDonald's are all right, They're
pretty famous for their their chicken nuggets, you know. But uh,
I guess Burger Kings got their chicken fries and they're
they're just all right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
Those are good. Uh, Whinnies has great chicken nuggets.

Speaker 5 (01:39:34):
Okay, Carl's Junior, I'm a huge mark for Carls Junior,
Carls Junior, but will I will never eat their chicken stars.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
They just.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
They don't taste right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
I get the Costco chicken chunks. They taste just like
chick file. Okay, they're perfect size, they get real crispy.

Speaker 5 (01:39:56):
Somebody here says that Costco's hot dogs or hotgar garbage. Okay,
Sam's waaners are way better.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Yeah, listen, if you want to stand on that hill
and protect one or the other. Okay, I have never
had either one of them, so I couldn't tell you. Uh.
I have had the Costco one for sure, And at
the time I was like, yeah, this is fine, and
then about two and a half hours later I was like,
this is dumb. I'm never getting that again. There's not

(01:40:24):
the way it's supposed to be. I kind of equate
how that moon lighting is on whether a meal was
good or something's good Okay. If it tears me up,
I'm like ew no, yeah, that's fair. I'm not up
for that. Why would you want to relive such agony?

(01:40:44):
There's something about like oh that thing gave me tummy
troubles too, like oh god, what's wrong with my stomach?
There are two distinctly different feelings. One of them like beans.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
For example, you go, oh man, magic fruit, right, yeah,
But when you eat something that your stomach does not
agree with, it is like, yeah, were about to do
some things right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Your body is literally rejecting the food you just put
in there. Remember that one time? Well, I'm gonna make
you remember, right right.

Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
It's like in you know, having some kind of poison
in your body is gonna automatically reject it and you're
gonna instantly vomit it. Same way with I guess certain
foods just like no, no, no, I just don't know
how they take the commuter lane. Sometimes just take a

(01:41:38):
little just here for the scenery.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Man. Like Sometimes you eat you know, like okay hours
later and sometimes you're like, oh okay, hov got it right.
We got to take a break. We'll be back. The
Big Men Morning Show returns next podcast. Like you take

(01:42:12):
off your coat. You're like, okay, I can breathe for me,
it's more my pants.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
There's nothing better feeling when you get home from a
long day than taking your fucking pants off. My shoes really, well,
you got to take your shoes off first to get
to your pants.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
But points taken. I take my shoes off.

Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
I'm like, okay, yeah, we got that toy drive coming up, right,
and I'll never forget bring some extra socks, and so
you taught me that. I'm like, that makes a hell
of a difference. And then I bring my own damn
house shoes again, you know, mister Rogers as take them off,
come be.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
That's right. Toy drives coming up at the beginning December.
We'll share more on that here.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
In a little bit, I was talking with my wife
and we were sharing about how we've talked on the
air about people that first discovered milk and the guy having.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
To be like, no, no, guys. So what you do
is you lay on your back and you put them
and how weird that is? Right? Yeah, And it occurred
to me that at some point somebody created a tampon, yes,
and that there was a time like you probably had
to convince people to use the tampon because it seem

(01:43:25):
it does seem like a weird process. Yeah, to take
something a piece of cotton and shove it in your vagina. Yes,
a couple of things there. Who created it? Was it
a man? Or was it a woman? What do you
think a man? I don't know. I want to say
a woman invented the tampoon? First, How long ago do

(01:43:46):
you think they created?

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Was also a thing? Like, is it a fairly recent thing?

Speaker 5 (01:43:50):
Okay, that's fun. I'm going to say a woman created
it in Okay, because I know that they use them
in war times for wounds. I'm gonna say world War
two ish World War two area in nineteen forty three.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Oh, I would have said later sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
So you feel like it's even very recent. Yes, it
was created by a man, but then a woman later
bought the patent or whatever, and that's how she created
tampaks okay, cats, But nineteen thirty one, okay, so I
was close on the covers of it. Yeah, you were,
But that is kind of a fairly recent time. So like,

(01:44:35):
what did they do before?

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
Fucking bleed everywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Women have been bleeding forever where there's two things about
periods that freak me out, and not in the wrong way,
just about like the bod of the human body. And
one is that fifty one percent of the population is
bleeding a lot, yeah as we speak. Yeah, and not
every woman's on their period every time you see them,
but there is, let's say, what thirty percent.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
Yeah, so if you line up seven women, three of
them are bleeding immensely, right then possibly yeah, yeah, well
not even immensely, but just a little bit. Yeah, just
there's some kind of blood dripping from that area.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
As a guy, I've never thought of when I'm talking
to a woman, as is she on her period?

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
Yeah, I've never.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Thought of that, nor should I, by the way, but
it's still something you don't like. We just aren't affected
by that. So I went down a rabbit hole of
what did they do before there was tampons? That's a
good question to ask. You're gonna love this gimpim. So
one of the things they used to do was use
a cloth rag, which is where the term on the

(01:45:36):
rag comes from. Okay, I have.

Speaker 5 (01:45:38):
Heard that before, Like they would take a couple of
them as a matter of fact, because one rag just
wasn't enough. So you'd have to take like you got
like a handful of rags and then shove them on
your panties and then there you go, okay, or you're bloomers, Ye, bloomers.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
And on top of that, well I'll come back to that,
and homemade pads where they would take fabric, fold it
and then pin it to their underwear. Yeah okay, yeah
you knew that.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Well, yeah, what else are you gonna do? It's kind
of like a homemade diaper for light cloth diapers for babies.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
Sure, but they didn't. We'll hit it now then. And
that time they used to drill holes in women's heads
when they were on their period because they thought they
were possessed. So I can only imagine a woman had
a little uncomfortableness wanting to come forward and be like, yo,
I'm bleeding right.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Right a lot, And then a guy was like, well,
you know, listen, we're gonna take this here cotting that
I just got out the field and we're going to
shove it up in there. That'll soak it up.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Another option sheep's wool, papyrus, moss, moss or grass. In
certain parts of the world, they have used to be
the absorbent thing you need when you're on your period. Moss,
I can kind of see grass, not so much, right,
grass is not very absorbent. No, see sponges. That makes

(01:47:01):
total sense. Yeah, some women inserted natural sponges that actually
continued well into the twentieth century. Oh okay, if you've
ever seen a sea sponge, it is not like a sponge.

Speaker 5 (01:47:19):
No, it's not your scrub daddy, for sure. Not.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
That's pretty close. Yeah, they are off, man. They're known
to use as an exfoliance on your skin and you're
already sensitive.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Sure that week, I mean anyway, but that week alone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
Yikes, literally and physically you're sensitive.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
So they put them in the giine are not just
on the out correct at least according to this okay,
and then this one free bleeding that in poorer and
rule settings, women simply just let blood flow into their
clothing and washed it out later.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
And there are a lot of people that still believe
this is the way today. Matter of fact, they well,
panties that are designed to just catch it and you
wash it and reuse it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
Isn't that basically just a fucking tampon or a pad now,
I mean, essentially it's doing the same thing right different
Now you're soaking up the the blood in the cloth,
the underwear blood, right, So I mean it's what you
just the crotchell area, I imagine, is going to be
a little bit thicker, uh a material than I don't know,

(01:48:29):
just regular old underwear would I don't know. I know
they sell these today and they're quite common and mere
phrase that they're more common than they've ever been, But
I didn't know that, Like, I can't have never examined
one and been like, oh, you don't say. I think
if you're going to stick to that, like, well, free
bleeding is the natural way, then you don't get fancy

(01:48:51):
fucking underwear that's got extra pad. You gotta wear your
same old fucking thongs, and you gotta wear that ship
and just let it, just let it flow, let it flow.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Keep in mind, the Great Depression was nineteen twenty nine,
so during the you got all this other shit happening
all right, as if life didn't suck enough God, right, Yeah,
And I started thinking about like cave women did cave
so cave women to the did the husband be like
because he's a caveman, but like because because she couldn't

(01:49:25):
be out hunting like the animals were. I think sometimes
we glamorized cavemen is that there was this like sophisticated
thing and it was probably very much more animalistic. Yeah,
so I doubt they had like a conversation about what
they should do. No, you literally just bled, I would imagine,
and had you scared the god, Like if you were

(01:49:47):
grew up and you weren't around you never saw your
mom doing that or your mom cave woman doing it.
The first time you saw it, be like what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:49:55):
Yeah, you would probably freak the fuck out. But then
after seven days the bleeding stuff, and then you're like,
for one, you're fucking like, what the hell you just
bled for seven days and you're still alive?

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
I love this, okay. And then it's like, well, okay,
we're good. Then now go down to the river and
wash that thing out. Except accept I don't know about you.
When I see someone I care about bleeding, I want
to stop the bleeding. I'm sure you're so seven days
would feel like a continual bleeding on like an open
cut on their arm would feel like, oh no, you're

(01:50:26):
not going to the doctor. Shit. But like because it's
caave times, I suit your that thing up, Yeah, putting
molasses on it. I don'm talking about right, tree sap, Yeah, yeah,
I don't even They probably didn't even do that. The
point I'm making is that, like when you think about
how things started, I can't get my head around well,
first of all, how inconvenient a period is for a woman.

(01:50:48):
But on top of that, what they did before there
was a modern advancement. And when I say modern, understand
I'm putting air quotes around that because it's still pretty
fucked up the way we handle periods anyway. But the
idea that like we were just letting it run down
their leg, that's it, right, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
And they're also I mean probably in pain, right and
ja yeah exactly. Like I don't know what's going on
with me.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
It wouldn't surprise me if there was a time period
where women, if if there was any documentation of journals
or things like that, where women felt like they were
being possessed because of the pain and the inconvenience and
they're bleeding, Like, how do you fucking explain that in
a time when I don't know people lived to thirty,
So like you would we well, fuck, God's that's where

(01:51:32):
you know, God bless us because everything was God's fault
or not.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
And you very well could be true on that one
that uh you know, uh, they didn't know what was
going on. The women thought they were possessed, and some
guys like, well, I mean, fuck, we gotta let the
demons out. Actually be a hand cranked drill at that point, yeah, right, nones.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
By the way, none at all.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
And then you know, well, she's not thinking about her
bleeding vagina anymore because she's got a giant hole in
her head. Yeah that fucking hurts. And now my focus
is here, not here.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
So here's a theory I have that isn't backed up
with a lot of data, but that the you know,
the Salem witch trials were women on their periods. That
very well could be because they were acting crazy and
they thought they were possessed, and the witches were very overpowering, overbearing,
right right right, shut up, right, And what's what one

(01:52:28):
way to shut them up? You fucking burn them at
the steak. Well, the men get together and they're like, well,
we can't have this.

Speaker 5 (01:52:34):
Bunch of angry women.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
What's got your tension?

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
Amish women don't use tampons.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
To this day, to this day, modern tampons or any
kind of modern tampa, any kind of absorbency at all.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
When Amish girls start their period, they make pads from
folded pieces of fabric.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
Okay, so yeah, they're still using it, Okay, towels and rack.
That makes sense if you think about it. The homage
don't exactly love modern technology at all. Right, right, so,
but they're still doing something to soak up the menstruationia
that is pouring from their body instead of just letting
it run down their legs into the field or onto
the kitchen floor or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
But you know when the Amish they when they when
do they do this for only the males or females too?

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
When they reach the only women get their periods?

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
No, no, no, When they reach a certain age, they
are given the choice to leave the community for a
little while and then they get to come back.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
I believe it's their eight the rumspringer, and it's for
anybody it is, okay, yeah, it's not just women, not
just dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
So when they leave for that period of time, they
use modern technology. So I would assume that then, I
don't know, I think I would.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
I mean would lead us to believe that they No,
it was before Amish mafia. Amish mafia came out of that.
But like that, they go out and get willy nilly
and like crazy and drink and do drug use fucking
tampons apparently, and like, yeah, right, it's crazy they have tampots.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
What Oh it makes it so much easier.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
Yeah, maybe they do. Maybe they do.

Speaker 5 (01:54:12):
But who's going to be that person to bring it up?
You know, I guess if you you meet some goal
when you're out on your rum springer and you're like,
you're bleeding. Oh, here's a tampon.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Well what's that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:23):
Well it's a balled up piece of cotton that you
shove in your gian or to keep from you know,
spewing everywhere, or even just a Maxi pad.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
Yeah, so much simpler.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
The rum sprung is sixteen sixteen years old. Yeah, yeah,
that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:54:38):
You know, that's when you're becoming an adult in the uh,
in in the uh in the Mexican cultures. You know,
you got your kia. Same way with the Jewish people.
You get to that certain age, you got your bar
mitzva and botmanzvah. There's a difference ones for the men
ones for the girls. Yeah, but I don't think they're
the same the Botmanzvah and the Barmtsvah and m I

(01:55:00):
don't think that the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
No, No, it's basically this.

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
Is where you're becoming. You're growing and you're becoming an adult.

Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
That's so that the under the umbrella, you're right, But
I think the motive of the rum spring is more
of like, uh, you deciding if you want to continue
on with this and get baptized and turning yourself over.

Speaker 5 (01:55:19):
Do you want to continue living this Amish life or
do you want to go be.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
A either Yeah where a king Sierra is, Yes, you
are a woman now or you're now a man. But
that's pretty much it. Yeah, Okay, you do some learning
and maybe some I don't know about Kincierra, but yes,
definitely on Bob Mitzvah, there's some learning and statements and
things like that, the ceremonial things that go along with
and parties and presents with the Amish.

Speaker 2 (01:55:44):
You decide whether you're coming back and staying with the
with our community, or you're leaving and you're not ever
coming back.

Speaker 5 (01:55:51):
I fuck I No, I've never known an Amish person
in my life. I am comfortable saying I have never
known a single Amish person. I've known several Jews, several Mexicans,
never once an Amish.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
I want to make it a point now, so they'll
they'll meet somebody on the length of a rum springer.
Rum sprunga is anywhere from several months to a few years,
and even up to five. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
What takes time to make those decisions? Man, You got
to really make sure you're in it. And when you're sixteen,
do they go because you're sixteen, do you go live?

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
Where do you go?

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
You go with the other Amish people that decided that
I ain't fucking with this. So it's like you've got
to You've got a cousin, Jebediah who lives in Nebraska,
who decided he wasn't coming back, So you just go
live with him. He'll teach you the ways and if you.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Like it good, okay, then come on back. So this
says that during the rum sprunga, which we're probably mutilating
by the way, uh, you continue to live with your
parents and family at home.

Speaker 5 (01:57:00):
You just get to Will and Nelly good wherever you want.
You're like fuck this, I'm mad here feel Yeah, okay,
I don't have to raise a barn today because I'm
on Rumspringer.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Yeah. Now, if you on the outside, that looks crazy, right,
But what as non homage people, what do we do
at sixteen? We all like you've got to be home
at ten, Like we put all these guard brails around
instead of like figure it out, right, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:57:26):
Anxious about getting our drivers.

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
This is the safe place to figure that out. Yeah, okay,
Like that's what they're doing, right, is like, hey, listen,
if you want to do drugs or maybe that life,
this is the place to figure that out at home parents, Yes,
where we can check on you and you have a
safe place. M hmm. It's interesting, it is. But you're right,
I don't know any I don't know any Amish people.

(01:57:49):
I mean, fuck, they're good cooks though.

Speaker 5 (01:57:52):
Yeah, I've only experienced Amage food one time and I
did not like it. So well, what you have it's
a fucking gems and uh rubarbh.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:58:04):
I don't know. I was like I was I almost
say I was young. I was like, you know, early
teens and when my because my mom did the same thing.
Oh this is Amish food. It's so good, you're gonna
love it. And I had someone I said, this is
fucking disgusting, and I've never had any before. Everybody very
they speak highly of it. Oh you gotta go out
there to write Chelsea and get you some fucking Amagh

(01:58:25):
food and blah blah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:26):
I'm just like, I'm good. I love it. You're right,
it's like a thing of note to riding people like
I went to the Amish store. Yeah, like it's just
some in inbred thing that happens that they're just could
automatically make a good fucking bread now, rocking chair exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:58:42):
You fucking need a church or a barn built within
twenty minutes, got you, man?

Speaker 1 (01:58:47):
Now, I did have one of my houses. I did
hire this Amish crew to work on my house. But
they had a car like they had like a so
I don't know. Maybe they were Pentecostal, but like, okay,
they I thought they were Amish. They had all the
clich marks, the Amish beard. I don't think Pentecostals have beards, no, no, no,

(01:59:10):
but they had pretty much the same outfit. What was
there a difference between the Amish and the Mennonites. They're
like basically the same, but they're kind of different.

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
Like I think I may be wrong. You can google
it if you want that. The Mennonites are more of
the modern We will take your televisions and your cars,
but yet we still live the Amish ways.

Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
But that's not living the Amish ways.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
So yeah, well everybody's got a break off somehow. I
don't want your life. Okay. So Amish are the more conservative,
traditional offshoot of Mennonites.

Speaker 5 (01:59:40):
Okay, so the Mennonites then.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
Focusing on strict separation from the modern world. Why Mennonites
are broader, more diverse group that varies widely in how
much they adapt or adopt modern technology and integrate into
their mainstream society. Okay, the Amish reject most modern technology,
of course, buggy tampons that we know of now. Yeah,
so the Menna night.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
You're like, listen, we'll do your thing. We're gonna do
our own thing, but we'll take your cars and your
TV and all that. And then the Amish you're like,
you know what, fuck you, We're doing it old school
right right. And if you can't hang with the Amish ways,
when you just get in your fucking car and you go.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
This is like one of the more fascinating things about
cults for me is that anything within a cult, there's
always a splinter off that thinks they can do it better, right,
And that's what they amash are. They're a splinter off
of the Mennonites, going we can do it better.

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
You probably can make an argument the Mennonites are a
splinter off of Christianity You're probably right, right, or Baptist
Southern Baptists or whatever, that they all kind of splinter
off of each other because they're like, I can fucking
do it better.

Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
I feel like I should say at this point in time,
if there are any Mennonites that are listening to this podcast,
that we do apologize. We're not trying to find anybody.
We're just ignorant.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
Yeah, listen, you can choose to be offended. That's on you.

Speaker 3 (02:00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:00:52):
Yeah, I just don't need the Mennonite community fucking taking
us to court.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
Listen, guys, you're getting sued again. I hear you, but
I can't imagine in a court of law you're gonna go, Well,
get me said you heard him, You heard him? Minna
nights He said, don't take offense, so dismissed. I apologize.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
I did my part.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
This is about as fucking good as the on air
copyright clean.

Speaker 5 (02:01:18):
Right right right next thing you know, I'm passing through
Chelsea going to Rockla Hoole man. I've got a fucking
gaggle of buggies behind, the Mennonite mafia r following me whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
There's this set of a bit right there to get them.
The Amish are always trying to catch you, but they
just cannot get the fucking horse going Cadanic. He's got
one hundred and fifty horse power. I've got one. This time,
we'll get a head start. We'll take that fucking orange

(02:01:53):
thing off the back.

Speaker 5 (02:02:00):
Can you silence those horses? Right? Sorry, Jebediah, I heard
you coming on.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
Malloy. We had a guy that worked here, and unbeknownst
to him, he eventually found out. We gave him the
nickname Jebediah because he looked Amish when he first started jeans,
button down shirt. I mean, he fucking beard, unkept hair

(02:02:31):
in a way that looked like he hadn't been to
a barber, and he looked like an Amish guy. So
we called him Jebediah. Then he fucked someone here the
intern had sex with somebody that worked here who was older,
and his hair started getting slipped back or T shirt.

(02:02:54):
It's that. It was like one of the best case
studies of how a dork guy once gets laid goes shit.
I can wear more than button down shirts, right, I
can fucking comb my hair. They sell fucking hair styling products.

Speaker 5 (02:03:06):
Wait, what a minute, this is what happens if I
put deodorant on.

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
Maybe he was homish and he left the community.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
No, he was homish now because when we told him,
he was like, huh, yeah, he just had the beard
to look like it, and yeah, I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
Just the beard, no mustache. It fucking looks weird.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Yeah. When I'm shaving, like you know, before I grew this.

Speaker 5 (02:03:25):
Thing out, you know, I play around a little bit,
you know, and just look go at different looks and
mutton chops not for me, the mustacheless beard not for me.
But it's fun, you know, experiment.

Speaker 1 (02:03:36):
Yeah, this is about as long as I can get
and then it starts driving me crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:03:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Yeah, man, we hit religion twice today. Yeah, that is
two dred percent more than we normally do. Maybe it
is the rapture and we don't know it. I used
think it like if it happened. But do I try
and get home? Do I go to my kids, my
wife's and Bart like, what do I do?

Speaker 2 (02:04:00):
Yeah? You go to your kids, Well they're.

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
Forty minutes away.

Speaker 5 (02:04:04):
Yeah, and then your wife's further out than there.

Speaker 1 (02:04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:04:07):
I just go home and enjoy time to yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:04:09):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (02:04:10):
They'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (02:04:11):
Yeah. I don't know. Okay, all right, you guys have
a great week. See yeah buhe bye.