BMMS 9-25-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY EVE!!!! There Are Some Comedians That Turned Serious Actors, Screaming At The Police And Then Flashing Them, Swallowing Your Cocaine After Shoplifting IS Never Good, Things You May Be Too Old For, We Updated Our Death Pool & Checked Resolutions, Top List, & Crazy Bitches!!!

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Good morning, real, good morning. We've got tickets to the

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Tulsa State Fair, which a lot of you should be
excited about because it's the sheep happening today. I thinks
some might get excited for different reasons, but hey, let
me get two weeches their own. Apparently Tom Brady's gonna
be there too, because it's also the goats. What expedition exposition. Yeah,

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they're gonna have dinosaurs there. Whoa, that's a new exhibit. Yeah,
I mean, I think you've got to put that in
a different place. Don't put it next to sheep, horses, goats.
It might lead some to believe I could be a
dinosaur farmer, be actual dinosaurs there. Uh yeah. So we're

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gonna have Nigga ride passes for the tul State Fair.
We're gonna see what Gimpie wants to talk about. Conspiracy theory. Thursday,
we're gonna update our death pool.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Uh, and our top list is movies about crazy white bitches.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It's weird how that sentence comes out of my mouth
and my I just start populating in my head. It's like,
you know, talk thought bubbles, Like instantly you get a
couple right when you think that. Do you love or
not love movies about crazy white bitches? Lindsay, I love them, gimp,

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I don't know. It feels too real.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, that's because they are.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm just saying, like, I don't get scared or nervous
around our anxiety, if you will, around movies like The
Conjuring or Freddy or Saw or what's the one right
that's out that just came out about like the fourth
or fifth one about the house that's haunted or whatever
the content yeaheah. I don't get those. Don't get me

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worked up because they're just so far fetched. The tourist one, uh,
the purge Okay, now you get my attention. Yeah, the
hostile maybe, Yeah. I don't know anybody who's been taking
hostage at a hostile in Europe.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
In fact, I don't think I know anybody who's ever
stayed at a hostel in Europe. But I feel something
like that could happen.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, so those those are the exceptions for me. But
movies about crazy white bitches, Yeah yeah, that's a real thing. Yeah,
because bitches be tripping white ones specifically.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Right there, that's a deep bench too. I was looking.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
I was like, holy cow, I forgot how many crazy
white bitches are out there?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Movies? Yeah, remakes right, So we'll get into there. Coming
up with movies happening. I saw this list of comedians
that turned serious actors.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Okay, I can only think of one. Okay, off the
top of my head. Well, I guess took Adam Sandler, Yes,
and Dane Cook.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now are the Dane Cook? Yeah? What was he a
serious actor in? Now?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I can't think of the name of the film, but
it had oh boy, he played a brother of uh
ah jeez, who was in Bruce Almighty with.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Mister Brooks and you know google, Oh yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Was in Mister Brooks.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Wasn't he Kevin Kostner as as a serial killer in
this movie?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, but that's not the movie I was thinking of.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
And when you say turned serious, do you mean just
did some serious roles or like switched all the way
from comedy and did serious roles and that was that.
After that, they didn't do any more comedic roles after that.
I think that's a fair question to ask. I think
these are actors that took a turn and started doing

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serious Maybe they didn't stick because like Adam Sandler started
doing some serious movies, but he still does some comedy
ones exactly, and at least kind of spawned the question now,
like you're turning in like I'm never going.

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Back right, right, like Liam Neeson, right, I say, as
a serious actor, but kind of turned comedic when he
decided he wanted to do naked gun.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Right, that was that's the opposite thing exactly.

Speaker 8 (07:40):
So that's kind of why I asked the question, because
you just said it. Adam Sandler still does comedies. Robin
Williams is the first one that comes to mind, solarly,
you know, in our photo man.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, Goodwill Hunting. But he still did comedic movies after that.
He didn't just fully switch on over. But what's the
movie where the dream one Roquiem for a Dream? Yeah, yeah,
he's in that right.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Brought away what dreams may come?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Dreams may come?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I knew it was dream something.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, Sean in real life with Steve, Steve Carell.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So Steve Carell and Dang Cook. And he's a serious
actor in it.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Are there any movies word? Steve Carell is a serious actor.
I feel like all of his movies have a bit
of a comedic twist to it.

Speaker 9 (08:31):
I can't think of a single one.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, The Hold On, It's got Channing Tatum. He
plays one of the DuPont He believes he's gonna have
a wrestling he's gonna make he once he thinks he's
a wrestler, He's not. He's just a coke had crazy
and beautiful boy. I don't think that's what it's called.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
What was that one about the housing crisis? Wasn't he
in that one?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I guess that was kind of a serious movie.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
I mean The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's a TV show. Yeah, we're talking about movies. Fox
Catcher is the name of that movie. I'm referencing Mark
Rufflow's in it. It's a fantastic movie. Channing Tatum serious
in that. But I don't know if I count Steve Krell.
I don't know he was. He did some comedy TV.
I don't know. Maybe it's different, but let's let's hear

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listen to look at the list. So Adam Sandler for
Punch Drunk Glove was the first one he did. I
think that's probably fair. Owen Wilson, Wow, I don't know
if I believe that they put Darjaline Limited, which is
a very weird movie that I don't recommend. Then they
put Lewis c k On here for Louis. But that's
a TV show and that movie was funny, or that

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TV show was funny as hell. Anyway, it had some
moments of seriousness, but ultimately it was it was funny.
Patton Oswald with the big fan Yo, that movie's awesome. Yeah,
he plays a call into a show. He calls into
a show with uh, who's the guy. He's got a

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very he got dugs like this, Ah, that's the sport.
He's the sports guy, National sports guy.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And Patton Oswald calls into a show and has these
hot takes and this one little point the commentator, the
guy behind the mic was like, great take. Well, now
it's his persona. Oh and he can't let it go
mm hmmm, and embodies everything who he is. I'm want
to check that out Amazon Prime. Here we go, it's

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really good. Will Ferrell Stranger than Fiction. Yeah, I don't
know that movie. I've never seen that.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
It's not great. What's it about if I if I
remember correctly, it's he's like goes through a divorce, I believe,
and then he's selling all of his stuff and it's
just it's a snoozefest.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
A mentally unstable irs auditor here's an author's voice and
his head, and discovers that he is the ill fated
protagonist of her latest work. Oh not the right one
movie wile a.

Speaker 8 (11:07):
Book company employee tries to cure the author's case of writers. Yeah,
I love her movie.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
You're sold m This says it's seventy three Lindsay.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
That's I don't think I'm thinking of the right one.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Ryan Reynolds, Yeah, I would say that that's fair. He's
very multifaceted. Yeah, Reynolds is, Yeah, what's the one where
he's in the box that's buried, right? And then what's
the one he does with he's the CIA guy the
House or I think it's called the House. Yeah, he's

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money in that. Yeah, who's the other guy, the really
famous guy? In it that he has to catch. Is
it Morgan Freeman?

Speaker 5 (11:48):
No, no, no, no, no no, uh training day.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Actor Denzel Wash Yeah, and it's awesome. Dinzel is classic Denzel. Yeah,
Amoneyville horror.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
That's not comedy.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
No no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Michael Keaton, Yeah, mister mom and all that, and then
all of a sudden he does Batman. Yeah, true, Okay.
Robin Williams we talked about with One Hour Photo. Jim
Carrey Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I love that movie.
I think that movie is brilliant. It's I think it's
one of his That and Man on the Moon might
be his two best movies of all time.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I was just going to say, in Man on the Moon,
even though he played a comedian, it was very a
serious role too.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh that's that's an interesting thought, like it's a serious role.
But he's playing a comedian. Yeah, right, so he's he trying.
But because he's not Jim Carrey in that movie, not
at all an internal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. He's
not really Jim Carrey either. The number twenty.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Three, yeah, yeah, number twenty three yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And then the last one on here Bill Murray, he
was in a movie called Broken Flowers, but I would
think train spotting. Sorry, that's not what it's called.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
What's what your movies? And the heroin today?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
You got a little hur run on the mine.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I'm not What's the movie he did with Scarlett Johansson,
Lost in China? What the hell's that movie? Lost in Translation? Oh?

Speaker 9 (13:06):
Okay, never watched it.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, she's adorable in it, and Giovanni Ribisi is in it,
and Bill Murray is that's a serious movie. The plot
of the movie is Bill Murray's there on some he's
doing some movie shoots I'm sorry, commercial shoots and stuff.
And Scarlett Johansson's there with her boyfriend who's played by
a Giovanni Ribisi, who's a band photographer, and she's just

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tagging along but he leaves her behind. And Bill Murray
and then Scarlett Johansson kind of have this romantic relationship.
They don't nothing ever happens, but you can tell he's
lost in life. She's lost in life, doesn't have any identity,
he's just going through the motions and they find a

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bond in connection. Okay, it's pretty it's a pretty good movie,
but there's way more than that of actors that are
done turned seriously serious movies, right, Damon Wayans.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Who Now, oh wait, I'm thinking of Marlin.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
All the Waynes look alike, Damon Wayans.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I I haven't. I can't.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Lethal Weapon that was a TV show, so I'm looking
at it was a movie too. Yeah, I know, but
I just popped up. But yeah, he wasn't in the movie. Dude,
we forgot a massive one's massive more money. We forgot
an actor who did great movies.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Like Bachelor Party Tom Hanks.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yes, he was a comedic actor.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Okay, flash big buddies, but some buddies.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Sure. And then all of a sudden he does Castaway,
Apollo thirteen, Forrest Gump and you're like yo, and he
kind of stuck with that.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
He hadn't really done any kind of comedic movies after that.
I don't think anyway after he he turned serious. I mean,
he did some things obviously on SNL that was funny,
but I think so far as movie wise, once he
at least in my opinion, it probably was something before Forrest,
but after Forrest Goop, he he didn't do anything comedic.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Like dude, he.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Only did eight years, nine years hold on, ten ten
years of serious movies, what do he I'm sorry, comedy movies.
What do you think his first serious movie was? Ooh,
this is this is a great this is a great question.
I say it's Forrest Gump.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Okay, oh it would have okay, so after it would
after the Burbs Man, there's so many comedies with him.
Forrest Gump is a really good guess.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I mean that was ninety five or The Burbs? No, no,
Forest Gum. Yeah? And is the Burbs serious? No?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
No, that was Forrest come before? After Saving Private Ryan?

Speaker 9 (16:13):
I gotta here, Gordon, did you find it? I have it?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I have it all.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
Okay, I'll say Saving Private Ryan.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
You think Saving Private Ryan that came out in nineteen
ninety eight is his first serious movie? No, no, you
can't go back now you gave your answer. This looks
like I would argue his first serious movie was a
League of their Own. But I could understand the counter
argument of that. But you can't say that was Sleepless
in Seattle.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
No, that's a rom com.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Philadelphia, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:44):
After scrolling through, I'm like, yeah, Philadelphia is not a
funny movie at all.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Toy story. I think you could argue as a comedy. Yeah,
oh for sure. I'm just looking. I'm trying to go
through this to see if any of these the Terminal's
kind of comedy rom com Okay, I'll count that. Evan Almighty,
but I think he's No, he's a producer on that. Okay,

(17:08):
how about that don uh that thing you do that
that I would argue, that's just like i'd be a
rom com type ish type kind of. Yeah, it's fantastic
Bridge of Spies. Nope, that's serious Sully hilarious movie. Oh yeah,

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you want a weird ass Tom Hanks movie, Cloud Atlas
If you've never seen that, Okay, it's about it's like
four different groups of people and they're intertwined and like
they all are connected in some weird kind of way.
And it's like space time, futury, throw back to the
past of like cavemen apocalyptic sort of. It is a

(17:54):
bizarrely weird yet awesome movie. Okay. Yeah, he has not
done a comedy movie since Saving Mister Banks.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Is that comedy?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I mean it's about Walt Disney, right, he plays Walt Disney.
I wouldn't consider that a comedy. Though, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
I don't think i've ever I did watch it. It
was boring and I turned it off removing toy story.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I would say maybe the Great Buck Howard, but I
don't nobody knows what that movie is. Nope. Yeah, he's
in it, within it with his son, Okay, yeah, I
would say his lap. Oh, he's in the Simpsons movie. Okay, yeah,

(18:47):
I don't know. Man the aunt Bully maybe, but he
plays a voice it looks like and producer Dragnet. Now
that'd be probably be a comedy. Yeah, he hasn't. He's
been more more of a serious, serious actor than a
comedic actor. He was a great comedic actor. I hope

(19:08):
and pray they don't do Splash too. I don't want
to see what is their life is like now? Now,
all right, all growed up?

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Have mer children, Mer children, Darryl Hannah.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
No, they're divorced. She's got to go visit, you know,
drop the kids off at the dock to.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Learn how to scoopa die so he can visit as kids.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
All right, we gotta take a break. We gotta pair
tickets to the still I'm sorry. We got mega ride
passes to the Tulsa State Fair. We'll give those away.
Coming up in news quikies as well. The Big Med
Morning Show returns next. It's time for news quakies, World news,
local news, and news that just makes you say, what
the Here's Corby Gimpi and Lindsay with what's going on

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news Quakies from The Big Med Morning Show In nineties.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
On the five, exicated woman screams at and flashes police.
This happened in Corning, Arkansas, where police arrested dirty thirty
year old Destiny Glasgow, who was highly intoxicated exiting a
vehicle where she was parked in a driveway at a

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residence on September nineteenth, a residence in which she didn't belong.
According to officers, she wasn't known by the resident of
the address, and when cops arrived, she started screaming at
them and removing her clothes, exposing her bare breasts. Yeah.

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The arresting officer assisted in replacing her shirt and charged
her with a public intoxication and disorderly conduct.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, they don't love it when you shout at him. No,
I don't know if it's ever worked out.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
No, usually doesn't. Sure, they don't mind getting flashed though.
I mean, I guess depends on the boobs.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
But oh yeah, it depends on boobs or boobs.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Right, I've heard before you've seen one, you want to
see them all.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I mean, you want to see all the good ones
there are. I don't agree. And it's not a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich our pizza. There are some you're like,
who's been chewing on you? For real? Those Harry, It's
not about size, it's about some of them just look

(21:31):
weird for I don't know life.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
Yeah, right, hanging lower than what they should.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
It just you're right.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
But still if boobs, no matter what, get pulled out anywhere,
you know, you're gonna look. You may not like what
you see, You're still gonna look.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah, you might turn your head, would I.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Would argue any no, no zone. You're looking male or
female because you're like, whoa. You may turn away, right,
you may look longer, whatever your thing is, right, but
you're looking Oh god, it's penis.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Man tries to swallow cocaine after shoplifting incident. So this
comes out of Massachusetts where this guy, Keevin Haywood and
his old lady they walk into their local target and
they steal one hundred and fifty dollars worth of merch,
just walk right on out the door with it. Well,
they were told, hey stop, they didn't stop.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
They kept on going. Police catch up with them. As
they're catching up with them, they noticed old Tevin here
sticks a sandwich baggy in his mouth. Well that doesn't
seem right now, doesn't. Well, they catch up with them,
They get the baggie out of his mouth. Inside the
baggie was thirteen point eight grams of cocaine and some

(22:48):
ventanyl to go with it. How much cocaine thirteen point
eight grams, that's a lot. No, No, it's not over
me right right right?

Speaker 8 (23:01):
Any that kind of that amount of just cocaine in
itself is going to do some major damage to your
body when you get in and then you mix the
fentanyl in there with it. Bad news for this guy anyhow,
he didn't swallow it. Police got it, and now dudes
looking at shoplifting, of course, conspiracy, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest,
assault and battery on a police officer, possession of a

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controlled substance, possession with intent, and tampering with evidence.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Also never works out. No, I would imagine the number
of times you've swallowed drugs thinking you were going to
hide them from somebody and not get caught working out small.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Yeah, most of the cops episodes I've seen, when they
see them trying to eat evidence like that, they jam
their finger down their throat and cause them to back up.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I I shouldn't use that word for it. I'll say
it and then okay, yeah, and when you do what
you like, yeah, it makes it where you can't swallow
and you push up, like you can't swallow. Okay, here,
like lean forward. I'm not gonna do it that hard.

(24:10):
I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
You might actually like it.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I can't do it because I can't lean across the
table that far, but because I'm sure. But like, if
you go against the throat and push up, it's really
hard to swallow.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
And if I'm doing it with all my might, you
ain't swallowing. And even if you do, even if you do,
they're gonna wait, oh sure, yeah, because they think you're
hiding evidence. Well, that's exactly what you're doing, at least
in this guy's case. Anyway. Bachelor Star free from masturbation

(24:45):
for ten years.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Madison Pruitt, known from The Bachelor twenty twenty for those
that don't know, she was runner Und says she spent
years feeling enslaved because of a secret struggle with pornography
and masturbation. The battle, she says, began in middle school.
She shares that her shame pushed her into her dating life,

(25:08):
causing her to push physical boundaries. Means she is freaky yeah.
She raised in a religious environment where purity rules were clear,
but the gray areas that weren't defined, she felt isolated
and confused. The turning point, she says, came when she
verbalized her secret, confessing to others as well as God,
and brought accountability into her life. She claims she's been

(25:30):
free of those habits for about ten years, though she
also admits the journey isn't over, Like, wait, you'll go back,
You'll relapse, right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
I mean, any kind of addiction is hard to break,
whether it's you know, smoking or drinking or cocaine or
masturbating vigorously.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Isn't it fascinating when somebody says they're addicted to anything?
You go, what are we talking?

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Righty?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Right? You go? I was addicted to pornography of masterbing.
What are we talking like? Name a pubet. You know,
a puberty type individual that doesn't look at porn right right? Exactly?
If you brought an environment where it's taboo, one could
be and you do once a week, you might be addictioned. Yeah,

(26:19):
where I would hardly call that addiction.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Right, And I feel like, what, who is it hurting?
If you're masturbating yourself?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, I could do it enough well without loup, I
hear you. I share that same sentiment. But there are
cultures and religions that say it is not okay and
that if you have a loyalty to that, that's who
it's hurting.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah. Is she? Is she the girl that is now
hosting the new show? Are you my first?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I have no idea. Thank you for giving me credit
on my Bachelor watching though I only know season twenty
because I prep for the story. Yeah, I don't. I
like watching the first day where all these people come
out to try and show who they are and get
his attention and that it's dumb. Yeah, that's the only
time I watch it. Then I'm like, I'm never going

(27:13):
trying to be memorable in some way, right right? Like
one girl showed up in a boat because she likes
the boat, but the boat was on a trailer because
they're on land, right, and it took her forever to
get off the boat because it's on a trailer. Okay, yeah, dumb.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
I've never seen an episode, but I did watch the
episode recently of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Frank goes
on the Golden Bachelor, and that was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That show does not get enough credit. No, it is
so funny, and it's been on for two decades. Yeah,
if you go there's it's starting to have the Simpsons
effect that things they did ten fifteen years ago are happening.
It's wild, right, favorite episode still is when gas was
expensive and they decided to put those big drum containers

(28:02):
on the back of their truck and fill them up.
It's funny when it was cheap and then they're like,
well just sell it when it's right.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
It's a brilliant plan. It just never really works out.

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(29:31):
that's when you and I SYNCD up one day. I'm
a woman, So it sounds so softballish. I'm a woman. Yeah,
watching the office recently, all right. I never watched that
show when it was current, but I watched the hell
out of it now, probably because that's all that E

(29:52):
ever shows and it's on Comedy Central a lot, right Regardless.
The episode comes on where Steve Carell's character Mica is
dating Pam's mom. You remember that episode? Yeah, it's fantastic
bunch of episodes.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yea.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
So this one particular is it's her birthday and they
go up. Yeah, and that's when he finds out that
she's a lot older than he thoughts because he's a child. Yeah,
he finds out she is fifty eight years old. He
starts freaking out. He's like, I want to go bungee jumping,
I want to go skydiving, I want to go to

(30:29):
Italy blah blah blah blah. He feels that she's too
old for that. So they got me thinking jotted down
some things. Is a fifty eight year old too old
for this? And if not, how old is too old
for these things that I've got written down here? Okay?
So in eight years? Got it?

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
So and if you guys have anything that you want
to bring up, will you just feel free to add it?
All right? So, uh, it is fifty eight too old
to wear flip flops tank tops and Daisy Duke's words
female or male?

Speaker 9 (31:03):
What else?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No flipflops tank tops? And I think it's really the
Daisy Dooke shorts that are really in questionnaire.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Uh no, because I there's fifty eight year olds with
bodies that I wish I had that body.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Sure, you know, so whear whatever you want. Obviously, you
know I'm You're a human. You can do whatever you want,
free world. But think about your stereotypical fifty eight sixty
year old. I don't think I want to see a
sixty eight year old worst sixty year old woman in
Daisy Dukes.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no, because I don't feel
like people should get confused your confuse your legs with
a Google map, So they should not, I think should not.
You would agree that you're too probably wearing Daisy Lindsay's
point is true that there are a lot of of
that age that look amazing, absolutely, but that is a
small percentage because a lot of us can't afford the

(32:05):
plastic surgery, right, or the personal trainers that they're sleeping with,
or the time over Yeah, exactly, how about going to
the gym and lifting weights. It's one thing to exercise,
but I think if you're going to the gym, you're
lifting weights, you're pumping the iron, you're trying to really
get into some kind of shape.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Okay, at fifty eight, real, go for it.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
You're not too old to lift weights. No, you should
absolutely do it.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
I would agree.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Keep yourself in shape. That way you stay healthy longer.
Study just came out yesterday, yesterday the day before about
that lifting weights or working out in VO two max.
Having a high VO two max can elongate your life
more than anything else. VO two max is the indicator

(32:54):
of a long life. Okay, what is VO two max?
Your eye oxygen abilit your oxygen intake if I remember correctly,
while at a high workout? Okay, well, would makes sense
of course. You know, keep keep your blood pumping, your
lungs clear. Okay. Yeah, picking up heavy things and putting

(33:14):
them down will always make your life better. How about
wearing a bikini fifty eight year old woman, woman got it?
Two piece bikini? Yeah, one hundred percent, were too old
for that? No? Okay, no, you can. You should one
hundred percent do that. Show off of that saggy body.
Huh yeah, yeah, take that fat a sexy fat uh huh. Listen,

(33:35):
when you get that age, you should be able to
live as free as you want, not as restricted as
everyone wants you to be. Okay, watching cartoons and animated
movies like just sit down and I'm going to watch
Scooby Doo at fifty eight years old and be entertained
by it.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I think at fifty eight you should be able to
choose not to have to watch that.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I So the question is, are you too old at
fifty eight? Are you too old for cartoons?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
No, you're not.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I mean I'm gonna question your choices because Scooby do
but not be watching Blueie. No, if that's I think
one hundred percent you should. If you're if they entertain
you like you the stipulation you gave them, yeah you
should absolutely watch them does not make you old, right,
or you're not too old? I should say, well, bet
backpacking Europe.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
You're not too old for that.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, I again, if you I don't look at that
as like you're too old for that.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Some people, uh, that's about the time that they can
finally afford to do that or take that trip.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Always figured that as like a young person's thing. It
is a young person's thing. That's the problem with like
you have money to do this, but you're too old
physically to do it right. And that comes part of
that whole thing with the office or whatever, because Steve's like,
I want to go to it, only she's like, already
did that. I am too old for long plane right,
like that that's sitting for long period. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
So so that's kind of where my thought is on that.
The long plane ride to get there, the endless walking.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I get it. Listen, live your life, do what you
want to do, blah blah blah. What the hell ever?
But that sounds kind of miserable as a as an
old person, as a young person, it's not awesome. Being
on a plane that long is not awesome. Yea, you
are in an air prison smelling everybody's farts. Yeah, in

(35:32):
that tube, in this gy Yeah, it's it's not awesome.
I think that like that as specifically as an example
of her being like I'm too old for that. I
don't think necessarily is the I can't sit that long,
and more of like I I have earned the right
right to not have to tolerate that, whereas when you're young,

(35:53):
you feel like there's this you'll push, you have to
do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get to go to Europe. Yeah, okay, Okay,
playing video games, I personally don't think so, but I'm
a huge gamer.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Yeah, you're not too old, and I feel like you
might be if it's something that you've never done before,
if you never got into it and learning. They say
never stop learning something, So maybe that's what you're now learning.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Okay, at fifty eight, I go ahead. I always I
feel like I've always said this age is just a
number for other people to have an opinion about you.
That's same thing. R. Kelly said. No, he said it
a little different. Oh yeah, you're right. He said age
ain't nothing but a number. Yeah, and he was talking
about females. But what I'm getting at is that, yeah,

(36:51):
I had this guy and this guy came in did
some work at my house the other day, and he
was probably maybe sixty. He definitely looked like heat when
we were talking. I mean, he has a grandchild, right,
his kids are grown up, which wouldn't be impossible for
me if I would have kids at twenty, right, and
we were done, He's like all right, young man, have
a good day. And I was like, so, my point

(37:15):
being is it's just an age to make other people
have opinions about you. So if yeah, you could playing
video games is not too old, I feel like we
could get into the weeds here on things that are
definitely too old. Well, like, what what do you think?
What is something that you think you're a fifty eight
year old would be too old for going clubbing? That

(37:36):
was actually on my list. It was down there a
little ways, but I would agree on her percent I
put down here. I wrote down going to the club,
slash out at the bar, drinking all night long till
like closing time, like shutting her down two am at
fifty eight. So I just says old. I'm just saying,

(37:56):
I know there's bars I've gone to and that you've
gone to or go to. Uh, and they're the guys
who have their stool and they do that. Yeah right right,
they're very lonely people. I'm just saying that, So they
shouldn't be doing it at fifty eight.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Make going to the club for sure, club for sure,
but shutting her down. See a lot of these guys
that I know at these these establishments I go to,
they may be there, they may pull an all day
or right be there from open ten o'clock in the morning,
but they believing at like seven, eight o'clock at nine

(38:31):
true that, you know what I mean. So they're not
they're not pulling the whole day from from open to close.
And I rarely see those guys there at closing time.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
What if these what if these fifty eight year olds
are on vacation in Vegas and they're at the club.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I'm gonna say it the same thing as ye're too
just to be in the club or whatever. Yeah, if
you have, I have to take your hearing aids out
to go into the club because it's so loud. You
might be too old for it. How about active sports
like basketball or baseball or kickball. Yeah, I can't believe

(39:17):
you put kickball in with those, but okay, well, I
mean it takes a lot of work and feeble hips,
you know what I mean. I mean little kids playing, But.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Okay, I say active keep playing.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
With people your age. Oh so as long as you're
with people your age, if you're trying to keep up
with like the twenty somethings, the thirty somethings, maybe not
so much. But if you're at like, let's just say
the why, and you're playing in the senior league, Is
that what you mean by that? Yeah? I mean except

(39:49):
I've seen well, I've seen guys on the mat that
are in their late fifties. Okay, how Maynard is sixty
one sixty two now r and he does jiu jitsu
with younger guys. So maybe I'm not being fair on that.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Water skiing, all right? Is fifty eight sixty years old?
Lay fifties early stay too old to be water skiing? No, yes,
I would agree with Corbyn. I had to stop. I
have friends that have boats. We go out to the leg.
They're like, hey, you want to get on the tube. No,
I am too old to get on that tube. I

(40:31):
don't need you whipping me around, cracking that damn tube, rope,
flinging me off. I did that once, threw my knee out.
That's how I got my trick knee, and I ain't
messing with it anymore. I ain't messing with that. Yeah.
I think that if you're in shape, maybe it wouldn't
be as bad. But I think once you're fifty eight,

(40:54):
your fragility of your bones increases, repairs take longer, they
might need surgery to repair. So I think that that
it's more of a cautionary thing. Okay, this text says, obviously,
you guys have never been fifty eight. Obviously we're not
there yet. Shut up, old man. I'm almost sixty four

(41:15):
and I love doing most of those things. Key word
in that statement is most of those things. Yeah, shut up,
old man, that's an old man thing to say. You unions,
shut up. You know what. You're too old for complaining.
You should know by now. I'm surprised you're texting, sir. Yeah,
how long did that take you? Oh? Look, it started

(41:36):
a week ago. Jask your cousin or your nephew to
type that in your old fart speech to text. No,
that's too cool. He didn't know that. Buttonstill on my Space,
always changing the social media, crazy liberals, is fifty eight

(42:01):
too old for tent camping? Not the urban dictionary version?

Speaker 9 (42:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
No, okay, no, this is legit. You're sleeping in a
tent and not a camper. Yes, was fascinated with how
long you hang on questions because there's really no matter
on how it ends out.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
There are ways there. You can use an air mattress
or sleep on a cot, but I prefer.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Both of them. Are so comfortable, right.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Right, right, I I definitely prefer the uh RV. Yeah, camper,
you're not fifty eight though.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
No, we have no room to talk here, So.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I feel like by the time I'm fifty eight, I
will not be sleeping in a tent.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Okay, yeah, I'm right there with it. Right now, I'm
forty five, I'm too old to be sleeping in a tent.
And I'll make exceptions every now and again, but those
are for personal reasons. Yeah. I think that you should
have off like and like I mean, obviously if you
enjoy it, but overall, you know, you should be graduating

(43:06):
into the sixteen foot or whatever. Yes, just sleeping on
the ground, even if you are using an air mattress
that some bitch deflates halfway through anything. No, I can't
they figure that out. I don't know, man. That boggles
my mind. Why they can't figure that out? Eh. And
there's always a rock in your back. You may have
cleared them all out, but that one will surface and

(43:26):
it will get you in the back. I was sleeping
with stuffed animals. It's fifty eight too old to be
sleeping with stuffed animals.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Yes, yes, it is more it's your Ah, it's weird.
It's just weird. Fifty eight sleeping. I sleeping with stuffed animals.
Why do you have stuffed animals still?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Because they make me happy? This isn't that your argument?

Speaker 9 (44:01):
You should be able to do it.

Speaker 10 (44:02):
Yeah, it's good for Daisy dukes, but it's not good
for your fluvie that you've been sleeping with for the
past forty Yeah, what say you sleeping with stuffed animals.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Just because the outline of it looks like a teddy
bear and not a pillowcase or a body pillow, there's
no difference. So yeah, there's no problem with that. Dyeing
your hair in unconventional colors like purple green, hot pink, No,
it's fifty eight years old. Too old to be dyeing
your hair unconventional colors.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
No, no, I I that's fine.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
But teddy Bear, what you're doing the private of your
own home wild? All right, Daisy dukes, you get those
up there, get them coochie cutters on Grandma? Why? Well
for you? Why is that totally okay?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Because I feel like it's a personality.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You're larking. You're colors You're not.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
It's like it's like different, it's wearing, like your your
glasses being maybe a bright color or not, just like
a tortoises shell or black frame. Like having a red
frame on your glasses or yellow.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Just tortoise shell or black frame is the same thing, right,
I know, but it's just so red or otherwise means nothing,
you know what I'm saying, Like their eyeglasses to me,
dyeing your hair is fajitas. Yes, one hundred percent. I
don't care what age you are. There's no reason to
dye your hair another color. That's sorry on topic, outlandish

(45:39):
right right? Not traditional?

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Dark blonde, maybe red okay, but purple green, not even
red like the strawberry color color that normal humans have.
Bright red, I think is kind of weird. Do it.
It's your life. I'm not judging you. I'm just saying that,
like you're being fajitas. HM. Water slides and amusement parks

(46:04):
or fair rides since the Firs come into town this week,
Oh have fun.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
If you can ride those rides without vomiting.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, I mean the Ferris will Yeah. Bumper cars okay, right,
the gravitron right, the ones that pick you up and
sling you around. Yeah, roller coasters with multiple corkscrews and
loop a D loops. Have you seen the video. I
don't know what this ride is. I think it's in
like Japan or something, and you're it looks like a
tilted world, but it bounces violently and you're not seat

(46:37):
belted in and so these people are like bouncing around
and they end up bouncing on each other. It's the
funniest Uh. Yeah, rides like that. No, if you're fifty eight, no,
I'll just do a couple more here wearing a thong.
It's fifty eight years old. Too old to wear a thong.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
No, you don't want your you don't want pantylons. Some
that's that's why you wear them.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
So no. Yeah, you got to do all you can
to make it look like there hasn't been a dry
by shooting on your ass. So probably, or you're smuggling
potatoes in. Somebody texts this in and I think this
is the thing. I feel young sometimes but have no
delusions about my capabilities. I just turned fifty nine. Getting
old is a real thing. That. I think they're summing

(47:24):
it up almost perfectly. You believe you can do these things, right,
that's not the same as you should be doing these things.
You believe you look good in a thong, and so
somebody sees it and you're like, oh god, yeah, you
only look old when you look in the mirror. I'm
a big believer in that you only look old when
you look in the mirror. Or you your you know,

(47:46):
your favorite pop singer sixty one right, right, let me
see a picture of yourself. Yeah, last one here head banging.
It is fifty eight years old. Too old to be
head banging.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
No, that's if that's your thing.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Of course. I think you see all these if they're
your things, I.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Don't know if that's I mean, like, hey, there's a
text here says I'm fifty five and go to Ocklahoma
on camp on the weekend, So I have to stop
in three years. If you're going to Rocklahoma, you're probably
head banging.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
No, that's not true. I'm sure this fifty five year
old isn't out there. Crowdsurfing isn't in the mash. It's
maybe there's an exception every now and again, you know,
But I don't see them out there headbanging. In fact,
a lot of the older folks in that age range
I see out there at Oklahoma are sitting in their
chairs and waiting for the next show to start, not

(48:41):
running over from the Freedom to the Renegade stage, trying
to get closest to the stage or I need to
get in the pit. Now. We sit in our chairs
and watch the big screen. All right, they're not there
for the wave crash.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Right, No, But are they also the fifty eight year
old that's in the gym all the time and working out,
and you know, depends on what their lifestyle is.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
No, head banging is not the same as someone who
lists waits right now, I think they just call it
dozing off. Right, You're not head You're not headbanging. You're
like moving your head maybe yeah, you're bobbing your head, yeah,
to the beat of the music, the sound, But you're

(49:23):
not out there rack horns up, just giving it all.
You got your head bang, you're rock horning, But it
looks more like you know, a centaur's horns, right right,
because your fingers are all arthritic. I'm just saying that,
like I'm not and I don't need a text from
you telling me you do it. We're not talking about

(49:45):
you specifically. Calm down, fragile, right, there are exceptions.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Do what you want to do.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
It's your life.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I just feel there's some things that you might be
too old for the world. Strong hand, give train, Amen,
give train round the world. Take my trunk hand train.
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government to confirm in writing that Blanche has received the warning.

(57:31):
The judge order to follow followed a court filing from
Mangione's defense team, which argued that statements by officials from
the Trump administration were compromising their clients right to a
fair trial. The defense specifically cited comments from Carolyn Levitt,
who referred to Mangioni as a left wing assassin, along

(57:52):
with similar remarks from other officials. Says here that grocery
prices rising and hitting record highs American consumers say the
cost of groceries is a major source of stress in
their life.

Speaker 9 (58:04):
Yeah, you don't say.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
The sentiment comes as data from the Consumer Price Index
shows grocery prices rising zero point six percent from July
to August, marking the steepest one month gain in roughly
three years. Groceries are now.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
Two point seven percent higher than a year ago and
up nearly thirty percent from before the pandemic. While President
Trump's trade policies haven't pushed up consumer prices as much
as economists feared, some items including coffee, beef, and fresh
produce are starting to feel the impact. And lastly, Superintendent
Ryan Walters announces his resignation. The States Superintendent Ryan Walters

(58:41):
has announced that he's resigning from his position and has
accepted a position of CEO of a conservative nonprofit made
up of former educators called Take Your Freedom Alliance. The
nonprofit said that it and Walters will build a national
movement that is centered on freedom and common sense, allowing
educators to break free of the woke liberal union mob.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
So he does this on national television, and he does
it at the local affiliate station in Oklahoma City. Obviously
nobody knows he's going to do this. So there's a
reporter waiting for him, and after he comes out of
the studio, going, you know, have you retired, have you resigned?
When are you going to resign? All the questions that
I think are fair to ask, and he doesn't say anything,

(59:23):
And I'm like, I don't understand why these reporters don't
go hard in the paint. Right, if a public figure
is going to go hard on the paint, you should
be able to match him. Go harden the paint with him,
and when they call you out, go listen. I'm just
matching your energy. And if you don't, why do you
think it's okay to not have a comment to answer

(59:46):
to the parents? You say you've been serving and will
serve that now you're abandoning them, Right, that's the question.
Have you been working with this group the whole time.
These are questions that are fair. As a public figure.
You've made your announcement, have you told the governor? Are

(01:00:06):
you just letting everybody know all at once on Facebook?
It's wild, all right, It's wild that they don't go
hard in the paper.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
So good luck, Good morning, Gimpee, Well, good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
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Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
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Now you can go ahead and hit up Toulsa Theater
dot com and pay for your tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
But why pay for them?

Speaker 8 (01:00:56):
If you don't have to, You can click on the
contest tab right there on the radio app and sign
up to win them.

Speaker 9 (01:01:01):
Foh free all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Right, we're going to update our deathpool and check our resolutions.
So let's check our resolutions first, lindsay, so you just
say yes or no if you've done these. Okay, first
one you have, lindsay, has defined my abs. No work
in progress, payoff palisade? No do is it looking like

(01:01:26):
you're gonna hit it? Maybe that's a nope? Go to
twenty fifth high school reunion. Probably not said up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
No they haven't. I haven't. They made like two posts
over the summer. Haven't heard anything else?

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Get on. It feels like something you would organize. No
use TikTok and you wrote you've said fifty two videos.
No you've gotten better.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Yeah, it's just TikTok's tough for me for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Fifty eight year old?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Right right there, you go. Add that to the list.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
GIMPI you had getting too replaced? Oh hell no, that's
some bitch is still missing? Is that something on your agenda?
What is it? October no number two? Get a vasectomy? Yip?
Got it down to get your update on the results.

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
Not yet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I still gotta send my sample in my second sample
in right, and I this is disgusting, but I think
of you when it comes to that time, right, might
be the problem because well, here's the thing. You're like,
you should send it on a Monday, at the beginning
of the week, so that way it guarantees it gets there.
Because remember last time, they're like, oh, we got it

(01:02:46):
eleven days too late. We're gonna need you to in
a cup again and send it to us. So you
said do it on a Monday. Honestly, man, Monday comes around,
I don't feel like masturbaiting into a cup. It's Monday.
So I'm like, Okay, Tuesday day comes around, I get busy.
Wednesday comes around, I'm like, this isn't a good day
for because now it's gonna get caught up in the mail.
So I'm working on it. I've got the kid, I

(01:03:09):
got everything I need to send it in.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
It's just doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Is the problem. Playing with shooting with blanks. I'm not
even sure Roulette. Every time nothing's changed. Well, I mean, listen,
I I toast her strudle it. But you know, it
seemed to work out the more you get a better car. No, no,
but I did get a better bike though, so that's cool. Inadvertently, inadvertently,

(01:03:32):
what do you mean by that? I just picked it
up yesterday. Well hold up, okay, well then this is
news to us because you had a bike that wasn't
performing correctly. Buddy loaned you a bike, and I think
that's what I thought you were referring to.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Yeah, yeah, no, yesterday, I said, you know what, the
bloody hell with this Ruby, you gotta go, So took
her and traded her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
This feels like a massive story. I'm surprised you guys
didn't ask. It's dark. The lights have been broken since
they paved the parking lot. Yeah that is true. That
is true. H So yeah, I went yesterday route sixty
six on my way home yesterday from my remote at
the Tulsa Welding School, and I said, I'm done and
went and traded her in and picked up a twenty

(01:04:12):
fourteen Electric Glide ultralimited and uh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
Less mileage way. It's a silver and gray. I forget
the exact paint scheme, the code that.

Speaker 9 (01:04:26):
They use for it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
But bad for you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:28):
It was a little depressing. But like I was telling
Ruby on the way over there, listen, we've had a
lot of good times.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
We've taken some really cool trips together.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
But it's it's time to put this horse out the pasture.
So so I did, and they they took care of me,
a great experience.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
They don't pay me at all whatsoever to say it.
I'm just sharing and h and yeah. So so there
we go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Have you named bike?

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Not yet white? I didn't thought about that silver bullet
another one? Uh foxy short for fox or silver fox.
Silver fox sounds better. I'm thinking silver fox might be
the way to do silver bullet too, ciche. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So so there you go. I have not gotten a
new car, but I did get a new bike. Yeah,
not on new tech though, Nope, not on my thing.

(01:05:17):
So it doesn't count. Last one, which ties into this break.
One hundred thousand miles on the bike. I sure did.
I sure did did that one.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
I went to Florida for vacation over the summertime and
I traded it in with one hundred and three thousand
miles on it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So we don't have a loud bike anymore, not yet.
The other one was really loud. Yeah, all right, mine
go on four vacations this year. I did that. Get healthy.
I don't know why I didn't add ish and I

(01:05:51):
don't know what that means I hurt my shoulder, have
been going to jiu jitsu that's finally getting better, and
I'm just not in the right headspace to do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
You did get blood work done.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
That's not getting healthy. Well it's a step. No, that's
not getting healthy. That's just a blood test.

Speaker 9 (01:06:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
If you completely changed your diet in a one eighty
like myself, maybe that that would consider that. But get
rid of half clo half my clothes. That's on the
list to do still this year on a weekend the
Chiefs aren't playing. You got plenty of yeah, yeah. And
then the fourth one I don't know because I apparently
did not write it down. Can we make one up

(01:06:33):
for you?

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Okay, yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It's got to be realistic though, like, don't put eat okre.
I'm obviously not gonna I put it on there one
year myself, and I didn't. That is true.

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
I didn't do it, Lensie. What do you think would
be a good fourth resolution for Corbin?

Speaker 9 (01:06:48):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
It's a tough it's a tough ye. I don't know.
Can we think about this and come back to it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
No, because in a minute we're moving on to something else, right, right, right,
right right, get me, what do you got You.

Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
Are going to walk three miles at least once a month?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Okay, yeah, see.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Three miles.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah, I think that's that's attainable.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
That's gonna help you with the other And that's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Not cumulative, like I've added up all my steps and
all the walking I've done, and it's the goalpost.

Speaker 9 (01:07:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I think it's pretty well implied that you're gonna go forth.
You know, a walk has to be a separate walk.

Speaker 9 (01:07:41):
Okay, nothing is pretty sure?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
All right, Time to update our death pool. Lindsay will
be going first because she has no points, so the
only way she'll be able to steal one from somebody
is if someone takes one of hers. Uh so, lin,
I'll go through what everybody has. Lindsay has Don King,
Marv Levy, Levy, Bruce Willis, Rupert Murdoch. Wildcard is Bobby Brown.

(01:08:07):
You can't change your wild card. Give me as Dick
Van Dyke, Frankie Valley, Ozzie which he got points for,
Jean Shallitt, Jake Paul is his wild card.

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
I have a question, since I have the points Ozzie died,
do I put one another one in his place.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I understand that you guys aren't used to getting points. No, okay,
I just want to make I do want to make
that clear. I have Brian Wilson, which I got points for,
Harvey Weinstein, Jeff Lynn, Barbara Eden, and my wild card
is Hallie Beery. So lindsay, do you want to take
anybody off? Would you like to put anybody on? What
would you like to do? Are you gonna leave it

(01:08:51):
the same?

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
I'm keeping Bruce Willis, I'm keeping Marv Levy. I would
like to remove U Murdoch and Don King.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
You can only remove one. Oh, can only make one change. Now,
if somebody takes one years, then you'll be able to
add another. But but right now you can only take
one off.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Okay, I'm going to remove Don King.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
We should point out you had Dick Van Dyke, got
that taken away, then you put bam Met Jarrett. You
took that off. You put a Stelle Parsons, you took
that off and put on Don King. So now you're
taking off Don King. Okay? Uh? And what would you
like to put in Don King's place?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
I'm going to put June Lockhart. She is one hundred
years old. She played the mom on Lassie.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Okay, June Lockhart one hundred and she's one hundre.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Yeah, she just turned one hundred on June twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Okay, all right, GIMPI uh, you got Dick Van Dyke,
Frankie Valley, Ozzie, what you got points for? Jean Shallatt?
You want to take someone off, steal somebody's.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
This is a tough one, right because I think the
youngest person that I have left is Frankie Valley. Frankie
Valley's ninety one. Dick is ninety nine, and so is Jane.
Part of me wants to Corbyn, I'm not gonna lie.

(01:10:35):
Part of me wants to take somebody off the list
and play the game right, But it's also playing the
game by keeping what I got.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
To be fair.

Speaker 9 (01:10:46):
These guys are all old and like nearly one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Hundred, I think, and I think Dick van Dyke is
one hundred.

Speaker 8 (01:10:52):
No, it says here he's still ninety nine. He won't
be one hundred until December thirteenth. Okay, So with that
being sad, I wouldn't be surprised if old Dick makes
it till one hundred and then falls off dies the
next day Okay. Jean Shallat turned ninety nine in March.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
If if Van Dyke lives this year, he will be
a possibility to enter the uh the uh Jean Jacqua
Borjaja jokes on you. I tricked you all Memorial Deathpool
Hall of Fame hosted by Bob's Drywall. Yeah, and then nobody.
It's my notes here, it says Dick Vandyke. So he
may be already if he makes it through the year,

(01:11:35):
because he's been on the year like on list almost
every year someone has had him on here. It's just TikTok.

Speaker 9 (01:11:43):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
So and if he makes it on that list, nobody
can pick him anymore, right correct, Okay, I'm gonna hold
on to the Dick. Okay, I think that's a good
decision right there, to hold on to him. So therefore
he can go on the list, and then nobody can
think him in. Jean shall It again, ninety nine years old.

(01:12:05):
The youngest person's Frankie Valley. And we all know what
Frankie Valley looks like. Yeah, we've seen him perform. It's
not looking good. If you google it, there's a question
that pops up. Is Frankie Valley okay, and it says
Frankie valley Is issued a statement and assumed fans he's okay,
assured fans he's okay after sparking concerns with his recent performances.

(01:12:28):
With all that being said, that doesn't mean nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I mean Jen Lockhart made two hundred, so yeah, a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:12:34):
Of them did.

Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
Betty White ja ja, I mean any of these can
make it over. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Carter made it up
one hundred and then just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Do a Jimmy Stewart impression for Jimmy Carter. Yeah, So
we're keeping everybody. I'm keeping everybody. I think that's the
safest play right now for me because they are all
so old and FRANGI le im, Brian Wilson, who I
got points for Harvey Weinstein, Jeff Lynn of Yello, and

(01:13:06):
Barbara Eden and I am going to make a remove.
I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna send you a picture
and tell you why. Okay. This week there was supposed
to be the reunion of Dawson's Creek and James Vanderbeek
couldn't do it because he's got cole rectal cancer. And
he did a video and when you see the video,
you go, oh, no.

Speaker 9 (01:13:29):
Dude, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
I am one hundred percent certain you have the I've
got cancer and I'm gonna die soon magazine. Oh sorry,
your mike went out. I don't know what happened there.
You have to subscribe to some kind of service. Well,
I also had William Shatner written down, right, you saw
that news.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Yeah, I saw James Vanderbeek. It's stage it is stage
three cancer. And I actually did write him down as well. Ah,
but I have a feeling it's not going to be
until twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah, you may be right. Yeah, but the thing is
he found his He found out he had cancer very late.
He was unaware there was a possibility. He wasn't going
to the doctor. Yeah, and then he was kind of
like got sick really fast and went to the doctor.
They're like, you need to get a colon Oscoby did that?

(01:14:25):
And they're like, oh, no, he's been going under treatment.
I unfortunately have seen people that have had cancer in
some of the worst times. That's a familiar look. Yeah,
he does look terrible. Yeah, Yeah, I've got milk that
might last longer than that guy. All right, So there

(01:14:47):
we go. June Lockhart for Lindsey, Marv Levy, Bruce Willis,
Rupert Murdock, wildcatter is Bobby Brown, Kimbie's not changing anything,
Dick Van Dyke, Frankie Valley points for Ozzie, Jean Shallotte,
wildcart is Jake, which I think you have the most
valid wildcard. Actually, I think all of ours are pretty good.
And then I have Brian Wilson, Harvey Weinstein, James Vanderbeek,

(01:15:10):
I have added and taken off jeff linn A. Vlo
and have Barbara Eden. So and that's it for the year.
We won't change them anymore. This is the lock for
the year. So we'll see. Right now, it's just a
time between Gimpie and I take a break and we'll
be back. More of The Big Man Morning Show is next.
Birds are not of this planet. They may be aliens.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Oh okay, I've.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Got a few examples of things they've discovered about birds
that show they're not like other animals, which you shouldn't
need me to tell you. Just based off the topic,
you should know that birds are not like other animals.

Speaker 9 (01:15:46):
Yeah, they can fly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Scientists use peacock feathers to build lasers, excuse me, scientists
use peacock feathers to build lasers. Their feathers apparently have
some sort of crystallization in them that helps with the lasers.

Speaker 9 (01:16:09):
Hoot a lot, Who what a thought?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
A honey creeper, A green honey creeper is a bird,
and it has half female half male genitals, if you will,
only one of the few recorded species in the world
to do this. So hermaphrodite like hermaphrodite?

Speaker 9 (01:16:28):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Wisdom, a Lasian albatross, at age seventy four, laid eggs,
making it the world's oldest breeding bird seventy four. Wow.
Build nests on people's porches and sweep superb starlings, which
is maybe one of the worst birds exhibit reciprocal cooperation.

(01:16:55):
Birds that help raise chicks are later helped and turned
by others. I mean that's nice, yeah, but the fact
that they can remember that? Yeah? You ever heard bird brain?
Fossil footprints in southern Africa suggest birdlike creatures existed two
hundred and ten million years ago before true birds even evolved. Okay,

(01:17:22):
I've heard that before. We're dinosaurs, you know, or or
kin to the bird species. The velociraptor being one of them,
and chickens pterodactyl pterodactyls in the Amazon. Many bird species
are shrinking in body size while wings are getting longer.
The bird is adapting to climate changes. I mean you

(01:17:46):
can that has existed in humans. Yeah, you're just in
beings in general, adjusting and adapting to whatever climate is
around you. No, I'm saying like biologically like tails, webbing
in your feet, Okay, those are all things that it
is believed to have existed. I mean some people still
have remnants of a tail and webbed feet. Some people

(01:18:10):
have more webbed feet than others. Uh. Conservationists are reintroducing
northern bald ibis to Europe by teaching migration using ultra
light planes, as in the birds are following planes. Well,
I mean that's just a big bird. No, No, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Not better than flying into that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
It would be massively bigger than that bird.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
A few bird species and Papa New Guinea are poisonous.

Speaker 8 (01:18:46):
Okay, Well that's another reason why I don't need to
go to Papa New Guinea.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Right, put it on the list. So by nature of
what my wife does, sometimes there's conversations about relocating, and
one that came up recently was Ecuadorian New Guinea. Wow, yes,
that is not Papua New Guinea as your thinking, nor
is it on Papa New Guinea. It is its own country.

Speaker 9 (01:19:16):
Ran by the Ecuadorians.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Well, the Ecuadorian New guineas.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
They started off as a New Guinea. It's not near Ecuador,
by the way, was.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
That that hard pass?

Speaker 11 (01:19:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Most, listen, they're all hard passes, to be honest. I
don't know. Some about having to live on a secured
base and being a twelve hour ferry ride to any
type of air transportation. No thanks, I'm sure you can
off the coast of Africa.

Speaker 9 (01:19:50):
But think about the adventures corbe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Uh All. Australia. Researchers found that five percent of wild
birds have sex organs mismatched to their genetic sex, like
a sex reversal. This one's probably the most disturbing. Crows
and magpies have been observed using anti bird spikes as
nesting material, or even picking them up and using them

(01:20:16):
as weapons.

Speaker 8 (01:20:19):
That's funny, They're like, I'll give a damn about your
anti bird device.

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
Watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Don't even get me started on the baby pigeon thing. Well, no,
God damn it, you can't say that.

Speaker 9 (01:20:30):
What's with baby pigeons?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Let me know when you've seen one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Yeah, we don't see them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I will start.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
No, I need to start looking under underpasses then, because
that's where they all live, right and on rooftops of
skyscrapers or in parks. Find find a nest and you
will find the eggs, and you will find a baby pigeon.
I've seen some pigeons smaller than others, that look like
juvenile pigeons.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I've also seen ones with stump legs like I don't know,
or half a feather, you know, off half a wing.
You're like, birds are wild.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Literally, there was a blue bird in our office yesterday
on the fifth floor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Yes, there was a I'm just gonna say it again
because it's such an outlandish thing to hear, much like
learning about Gimpi's bike. I don't know why I'm hearing
this from you. Two and a half hours later, there
was a blue bird in on this floor. When you
say on this floor, like by the elevator.

Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
No, on our in our in our sales.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Pit, did you see it?

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
Yep? I saw it in a box one of our
sales staffers brought it upstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Ah okay, okay, that's miss you were mainstream media. You're misleading.

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
Was it a blue or was it blue on a back?
And then had like red breast? It was red.

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Part of it was red.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
I don't remember seeing any read on it. It was
completely blue. And she had thought that it had broken
its wing, so she was saving it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
So here's the dildo. Bro, that's so stupid. Like yesterday,
after the show we get done, I go down to
the bus stop to go smoke right and a mine
of my own business, and this little small blue bird
blue on mostly blue, had a little like red breasted,
kind of came close to me. I was like, ah, hey,
what's up, blue bird?

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
How you doing? Just being me right?

Speaker 8 (01:22:32):
And it just kind of walks underneath the bench that
I'm sitting on and goes to the other side of
the bus stop, and I thought it was interesting, the
bird's getting that close.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I was like, that's cool. But then it kind of
scurried off into this little like area where like the
electrical generator sort of thing is there next to the
bus stop and where it's breaked in, and I was like,
that's cool, and I looked over there and I got
closed and I almost picked it up.

Speaker 9 (01:22:56):
I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
I was like, well, I don't know man diseases, maybe
I probably shouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
So I just let it be, and when about my
business was talking with somebody came back and it was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
So maybe this is the same bird maybe, or there's
something happening in all the bluebirds around here. Maybe that's
not the same as it flew in on its own
and was flying around, which is what the implication was.
I didn't say that, No you didn't, But you also
did not say that, right.

Speaker 8 (01:23:22):
I mean, it is nothing out of the ordinary to have.
We've seen crickets up here, sure, to hitch the elevator
up here, yes, scorpions as well, on top of this
on this fifth floor that we're so I'm just thinking, like,
whoever did it, They're not a stupid individual, But to
pick up an animal, a wild animal, and bring it
indoors and think it's not going to freak out is

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a ridiculous thought process. So what they do with the
bird that they just like take it, smashed it, We're
going to save it until it threatened us.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Oh god, no, they were going to. They were looking
for a a rescue that was going to help it
with its wing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
So so did it come out of the box and
fly around?

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Was it moving? It was breathing, It was sleeping. How
do you know it was breathing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I mean you could see its chest moving.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
I think they should have just let it go, you know,
when nature's doing something like it. I just let nature
take its course.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Yeah, so what are you gonna do? You're gonna you
gotta go online tippity tappity to a bluebird rescue? And
did they find one? Do you know? Did you get
a part of this party?

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
I did not. I think they actually found a couple
of places.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
And I went home after that. I'm glad that they
were able to get in touch with someone.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Well, you said they found some You didn't say they
got in touch.

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
Yeah, they got in touch with it, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
And what was their plan.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
To take it in?

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
When yesterday on.

Speaker 9 (01:24:59):
The way home from work on a lunch.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
Break, probably on a lunch break.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
I want to leave here, go talk to clients and
drop a little bird off that I found on the way,
I guess, so, so sure, I have things I'd like
to say, but I'm not going to if I get
if I get, let go, I'll have a couple of
things i'd like to say. All Right, we got to
take a break. We'll be back. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are

(01:25:23):
icons right. Oh yeah, yes, school age kid they are.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
That's what makes them. I think America's team the cheerleader, Yes,
they make them so popular.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I think when it comes to professional sports cheerleaders, they
are very recognizable, very like the Laker girls. Okay, besides
the two most popular, name another one, right, Like, I
agree the Lakers are iconic. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are iconic.
But cheerleaders with football in the NFL especially, Yeah, not

(01:26:00):
big deal, right, not a big deal. But they I
think the Cowboy cheerleaders aren't what make of them America's team.
I think people think of them because of how well
the Cowboys did in a certain time period, did as
a dynasty, and they were connected to that, and they

(01:26:20):
were very unique white cowboy boots right right, They were
pretty risque for the time. Yeah. Nonetheless, there are weird
rules for Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Some of these you might know, Like,
there are rules before you even join. And that just

(01:26:41):
because you can cheer doesn't mean that you can. Like,
you have to be able to dance. And I know
that sounds silly, but you don't have to be a
dance to be a cheerleader. No, you gotta be able
to stretch and kick and fifty and you have to

(01:27:01):
have knowledge of cowboy football. Oh okay, to try out. Wow,
attend all rehearsals, that's obviously pretty normal. Maintain your figure
or else.

Speaker 8 (01:27:15):
Yeah, that makes sense really any cheerleader at all? Whatsoever? Now,
how strict are they? Excuse me, Beth, you gained two pounds?
You have to start doing coke or grow on a diet?

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Well one. They have a weight list and that's not
to get on a flight. Oh and you get one uniform,
no alterations, no exchanges.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:27:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
So if you're you flow heavy and retain a lot,
that's a thing.

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Some people swell up when they're cycling. Not with a bicycle. Right.
You have to wear your hair down at all times?

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Hair rules with cheerleaders is not abnormal. No, a very
specific makeup style. You have to do it a certain way,
which is their way. So if you've never worn makeup
that way. That's why retired cheerleaders look like they're still cheerleading.

Speaker 9 (01:28:14):
Yeah, because they're so used to putting that style.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
On, and they probably have a makeup artist that does
it for them.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
I don't think so. Which we'll get to that in
a second. You have to give your uniform back. You're
not allowed to keep it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
That's too bad.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
So you may be putting on somebody else's sweaty crotch
on yours.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
They may redo them every year, but I think they
don't want them being used in nefarious situations.

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
Selling them on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
So person whatever, right, or maybe you're a big fan,
you do. You have to buy your own hosiery and
you have to keep it and take care of it, okay, right,
that's like saying, well, you got to buy your own underwear, right, Sure,
it makes sense. You have to keep it clean. It's
your responsibility to keep it clean. As a comparison, football

(01:29:05):
players don't clean their jerseys. I don't even think they
do it at the high school level anymore, But the
cheerleaders at this level do. They're never allowed to fratnize
with players ever at all.

Speaker 9 (01:29:16):
Yeah, this sounds like a learned thing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Yeah, it does, and they do it for almost no pay.
In nineteen seventy seven, they were paid fifteen dollars for
each home game.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
Woo, big money.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
In twenty twenty four says they made about four hundred
dollars every game day and another twelve dollars per hour
for appearances, rehearsals, practices, and other events. That's not very much, no,
because you have to give a lot of time to it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
And then in twenty twenty two it says that it
went up to fifteen to twenty dollars per hour for
every period of work they undertook, plus another five hundred
doll per game. Okay, five hundred dollars a game. That's
not bad, I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:30:05):
Really it boils down to how many appearances are they doing,
or how much other're outside of game stuff are they doing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
How much are they charging for a cheerleader appearance?

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Okay, and then breaking off them just a measly five
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
I get where you're for a game, yeah, but for
an appearance, oh y y yeah, like a car show. Right,
we'll charge you, let's just say, five thousand dollars to
have six of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders come out to
your dealership, right, but they're only.

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Making them, giving them fifteen an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Apparently, after this Netflix series came out, people voiced their opinions,
and so they went up to six hundred and twenty
five dollars per game, and they're hourly rate for other
events jumped to fifty dollars. Okay, which is better for sure. Yeah,
but none of that would have happened unless people.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Were like, yo, come on, Jerry, you can do better
than that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I'm surprised they didn't say anything earlier because they had
that whole Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader TV show. It's still on?
Is this still gone? Yeah? I think it's on Netflix now.

Speaker 9 (01:31:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
But when you when you the making of a Dallas
Cowboy Chair or something like that, when you watch it,
it's an uncomfortable watch because the two ladies that are
in charge of it are not kind. They act like
they still tends.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Yeah, it's like a beauty pageant.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
It's the TV show, it's the movie Mean Girls. Okay,
very much so. But they are iconic, they're NFL iconic.
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Lindsay with this week's top list. This week's top list
is movies about crazy white bitches Deep Bench. Just off

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the top of my head, I had like twenty nice
same so trying to narrow it down is not easy. Lindsey,
what do you have for your top five movies about
crazy white bitches?

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Okay? Coming in at number five is Amy a Dunn
from Gone Girl played by Rosamund Pike. If you haven't
seen the movie Gone Girls, based off of a best
selling novel about a married woman who goes missing on

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her wedding. Fifth wedding anniversary, her husband becomes the suspect
Number one played by in the movie Ben Affleck, and
she's a crazy psycho. She fakes her kidnapping when she's found,
and she murders her high school sweetheart while she's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
High school swooner like he wanted to be with They
weren't dating, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
Played by Neil Patrick Harris brilliantly, Yes, absolutely, And they're
in the middle of having sex when she murders him.
And when she comes back. This is what's so diabolical
about her. When she comes back, she's just like everything's fine,
you know, well, you just play it off for the cameras, honey,

(01:33:58):
Like we're just gonna be all good and gravy. And
she's just a crazy psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Who's the the actor who does those movies where he's
a really big black guy but he dresses up as
a woman. Ohdia Medea guy Tyler Perry. He plays the
lawyer in this so well, really really well. Yeah, everybody's

(01:34:27):
really good in this.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
Did he also direct that one?

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Gone Girl? I think Ben Affleck did that. David Fincher, Oh,
I directed it. Now that feels like David Fincher. Now, yeah,
great movie number four.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Number four is I would It's kind of this is
tough for me because these are all good. I'm going
to give it to Ma. Octavia Spencer in the movie Ma,
if you haven't seen it, this is Octavia Spencer plays
this lonely aged woman who lives by herself, and she

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befriends a group of teenagers and she opens her home
to them, her basement and lets them party in her
basement while she's at home, and she ends up like
partying with them, and she becomes very close to them,
too close to them, and what they find out is

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she's like obsessing with them, and turns out that she
had gone to high school with these kids' parents, and
it feels like she's getting revenge on these parents that
maybe bullied her when they were in school. So it's
it's a little bit weird way to get revenge on

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them through their children and.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Uh sor and feel movie right, Yeah, I believe so.

Speaker 5 (01:35:56):
Yeah, it was good though it was it was fun
to see Octavius as a villain.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
She's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
She really is coming in in the three spot for
Me is single white female. So Alison Jones played by
Bridget Fonda, breaks up with her boyfriend and she gets
a roommate played by Jennifer Jason Lee, and they form

(01:36:25):
a bond, become like besties, and Jennifer Jason Lee pretty
much becomes obsessed with Bridget Fonda. She changes her look,
she gets the same hairstyle as her, even dyes her
hair the same red color. And when she finds out
that Bridget Fonda's character wants to make amends with her boyfriend,

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she doesn't like that. She goes as far as murdering
the boyfriend or tries to.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
And not before he gets tricked to having sex with her.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
He thinks it's his girlfriend, but it's the roommate who's
dressed up and looks pretty similar in the dark Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
She is a complete psycho psycho and gets.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
Very violent with the roommate as well. And I have
actually had not a psycho roommate like that, but I
have had a crazy roommate who I found out was
bipolar after the fact that I had moved in with her.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
So I mean which version of you are telling this
story right now?

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Yeah, so that was number three, single white female. Number
two for me, the hand that Rocks the Cradle. Woman
is assaulted by her doctor by her obgu i n
and reports it to the police and rather go to prison,
he commits suicide. And the doctor's a wife is pregnant

(01:37:59):
at the time, and she ends up having a miscarriage.
She can't handle it, and she wants to get revenge
on the woman that accused her husband of the assault.
And that woman is played by Rebecca de Mornay, And
so she poses as a nanny for this family and
moves in with him, and she gets really close with

(01:38:20):
their children, and she tries to have an affair with
the husband and ends up killing their gardener, and she
tries to kill the wife. And Rebecca de Mornay is crazy,
she's even she even tries she does breastfeed the baby
that's not hers.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
I mean, it is maybe the creepiest scene in the
whole movie.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Yes, absolutely, And there's actually a remake I just saw
coming to Hulu. So yeah, that one was pretty psycho.
And then number one for me has got to be
Annie Wilkes in Misery, played by Kathy Bates. When Paul Sheldon,

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the novelist, gets into a car crash, he's rescued by
Annie Wilkes, who was a former nurse and also his
biggest fan. I'm your number one fan. And this was
a great Stephen King novel and Kathy Bates played one
of the best psychos ever. She's a great actress. But

(01:39:28):
when she takes the sledgehammer to his ankles, that was
the most gruesome scene in a movie I think I
had ever witnessed. I think everybody felt yes, yes, yeah,
you dirty Bertie. She was so mad when he was
going to kill off her favorite character of her books,

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and she just went nuts on him. She was crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
We're doing our top list movies about crazy white bitches.
Be I'm a massive Wait you think she'd be on
list to eight, two, nine, four, five, Gibby, what do
you have for number five?

Speaker 8 (01:40:03):
Well, number five for me, it was misery. I'm not
gonna go into too great detail because Lindsay just did so.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Still a great movie. I think Kathley Bates did a
very very good job playing that crazy broad Uh. Number
four for me, single white female again that it did
a great you know description of it, so I'm not
gonna go into too deep. That movie does make you
think twice about getting roommates, though, that's for damn sure.

(01:40:30):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (01:40:31):
All right, so here's where we here's where we differ.
Number three teeth, Yes, the movie about a vagina that
has teeth. Now, what makes this crazy bitch crazy? She
starts using her toothed vagina to start attacking dudes that
she comes across with, right because she realized there was

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like one guy that she could have sex with and
it was all right, and eventually turned on him. But nonetheless,
she goes crazy and start art using her her vaginer
chompers on people.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
Number three.

Speaker 8 (01:41:06):
Number two is a movie that has stuck with me
since I watched it the very first time back in
uh oh, what the hell was that nineteen ninety four?
It came out in ninety three, and it's called blown
Away not not not like not the one about the bombs, right,

(01:41:26):
but this has got the Corries in it, and it's
gotten a Cole Eggart in it and from Baywatch.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Oh yeah, I know that, I know that.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
Lots of sex in this movie. But she ends up
you know, she's dating one of the Corries and then
tries to set up with the other Cory and then
murders one or in the she sets up the brother
to murder you know, the one Cory, to murder the
other Cory. When come to find out it was her.

(01:41:56):
She was the mastermind behind all of it the entire time.
It's an interesting movie and chock full of Nicole Eggert sex.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Yeah, don't get that confused with the nineteen ninety four
movie with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones, also titled
blown Away. Yeah, so a year apart.

Speaker 8 (01:42:17):
Yeah, yeah, they should have thought about that, But I technically,
I guess this one with Nicole Eggert came out first
because it was a ninety three zo.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Yeah, every guy wanted to have their girlfriend wait for
them in their room with the stuffed animal in their crotch.
Well yeah, well not recovering, right, right right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Not?

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:42:36):
Yeah, And Number one for me is one that I
still watch to this day if it comes on and
I catch it, And it's mostly because I have a
huge crush still to this day on Nev Campbell.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
And that's The Craft. The Craft.

Speaker 8 (01:42:52):
The Ferusa Ferrusa Balk plays She's the crazy one in
the movie. Honestly, the other three gals, they they're just
falling along. But for Rusa, she plays a killer psycho
in this movie with the witchcraft and just you know,
turns on her friends and you know, ends up dying

(01:43:14):
in the end, getting.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Killed or whatnot. Yeah, it is a good movie.

Speaker 8 (01:43:18):
The second one sucked ass, I wouldn't recommend it, but
the first one good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
So we're doing our top list movies about crazy white bitches,
and I just thought of another one that could be
on here, and but I don't need it because I
didn't want to have any of the similar ones that
you guys did. So Number five for Me is a
movie that came out in two thousand and two with
Maggie Jillenhall and James Spader, and it is about Maggie

(01:43:46):
Gillenhall's character who is released into the care of her
parents after being in a mental ward. And the movie
is called Secretary and she's having sex with her boss
and dating somebody and it's this crazy She's crazy in
the movie, A crazy white bitch. Pretty hot sex scenes,
by the way. Nice Number four swim fan. You might

(01:44:09):
remember this movie from two thousand and two. Erica Christensen.
She was in a ton of two thousands movies mostly
about crazy a crazy girl. But she is an over
obsessed girl with a boy who's on the swim team,
and I forget if she break his arm, something happens
and she just won't stay away from him. Okay, yeah,

(01:44:30):
I think I've seen this one. That's number four, movie
number three, Mommy.

Speaker 5 (01:44:38):
Dearest, Oh good one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Fade Dunaway nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 5 (01:44:43):
No War Hengers.

Speaker 9 (01:44:46):
Yeah, bitch is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Yes, yes, some girls watch this and have a little
PTSD of their own mothers. Yeah, maybe not as extreme,
but flash. Yeah, that movie is one. I don't know
how it was hard to not make that number one,
But I'm pretty happy with my next two, number two,

(01:45:12):
two thousand and three, about a prostitute and she falls
in love with a girl but still is a prostitute
and hates the men she's having sex with, so she
kills them. Charlie's theren monster, She's a whole She's a

(01:45:33):
crazy white bitch in that movie.

Speaker 9 (01:45:35):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 8 (01:45:36):
They don't always have to be scary, right, right, right,
And Charlie's really transformed for that film.

Speaker 9 (01:45:42):
Yeah, and pulled it off.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
She's a she might be one of the best actresses
of our time, like her ability to slide into different
type of acting is awesome to watch and not just
a beautiful person, she is a good person all around,
or were led to believe. Number one on our top

(01:46:07):
list of movies about crazy white bitches. I can't watch
this movie. I can't watch it. It's brilliant and it
has an actress in it in a supporting role that
you're like, huh, awesome. And it was my first exposure
to Idris Elba, and it took me a while to

(01:46:31):
realize it was the girl from the whip Cream Bikini
in Varsity Blues and that is two thousand and nine Obsessed,
where Ali Lighter or whatever. She is infatuated as a
temp with Idris Elba's character who's married to Beyonce, to
the point where she scarily, scaringly, scary, scarily scarily inserts

(01:47:01):
herself into his life in a believable way to where
his wife Beyonce is done kicks him out.

Speaker 9 (01:47:11):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
He goes to a convention and like the Bahamas or something,
she shows up, gets into his room, hangs out, gets
convinced it's okay because she can't leave or flights in
the morning or whatever, and then like he passes out
because she drugs him. Led to believe that they had sex,

(01:47:34):
makes him. It's a wildly good movie, but you can't
watch it because you're like.

Speaker 9 (01:47:39):
Whoa, I'm gonna it's on Pluto.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
You've never seen it. Uh, I've never seen this, dude,
I'm not check it out. Spoiler Beyonce whoops her ass, Yeah,
whoops her ass. But it is one of the great
things about Ali lighter larder. Sure, and she does it
in She did it in Varsity Blues, she did it.

(01:48:04):
She does it in Landman. She has this look where
she can just look at you and it's sexy without
even trying, and she does it the whole movie of Obsessed.
It's yeah, because you as a viewer, especially a man,
you go, man, yeah, and then you see the crazy

(01:48:27):
come out and you're like, no, no, no, no, But
you're that's fun.

Speaker 9 (01:48:35):
I'm gonna check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Yeah. Some other ones I had on here that didn't
make the list. Some people texting the girl from Exorcists.
I mean, the Exorcist is about a crazy white bitch. Yeah,
Flowers in the Attic.

Speaker 5 (01:48:48):
Oh yeah, that one that was good.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Uh, missus vorhees. Yeah, it has to be about them.
They can't just be somebody in it. That's crazy, right,
dude Blacks moan Christine Ricci, she's really crazy, And that
one I thought, Sho, he's really the crazy one, isn't he.
Yeah she's just a prostitute. Yeah is she prostly? She's
just she's just a loose u Huh Carrie, Okay, sure,

(01:49:16):
uh faddle attraction. That's what spawned this conversation. And then
one that I had on this list. I had a
couple the movie Thirteen. If you know this movie, it
is about a young girl turning thirteen, uh, with Evan
rachel Wood, Holly Hunter, Nicki Reid. And she is going

(01:49:42):
through life but crazy, doing really dangerous crazy things at thirteen,
like messing around with the neighbor who's not thirteen, defying
her mom being thirteen. Yeah, it's a terrifying movie. And
she's crazy. Okay. Uh. Girl on the Train with Emily Blunt.

(01:50:05):
If you don't know this movie, she is I think
she's a drunk or recovering and she on a train
sees what she thinks is a crime happen, and she
goes over her like gets way out into it and
obsesses about it. No one believes her. She goes into it,
and it's got She's the Ah, it's crazy. There's a

(01:50:28):
massive twist in it that you do not see happening,
and I want to spoil it for you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:33):
So bad book is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
Yeah, it's got Lisa Kudru in it. And then the
other one I had on here, that was a I
thought of just as we were doing the show movies
about crazy white bitches, and how I didn't think of
this immediately because much like Obsessed, it has the same
tone and that is wild things.

Speaker 8 (01:50:53):
I did think about that one, but I was like, uh,
I chose the craft.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
I also had the notebook written down, but that's whole
other thing.

Speaker 5 (01:51:01):
I had the orphan written down. Sure, that was pretty psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 11 (01:51:08):
The Big Man Morning Show returns movies about crazy bitches
to actual crazy bitches, nice and one of them is
Darya Saltakov seventeen hundreds.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
She was a noble woman who turned her estate into
a torture chamber. She beaten burned her prisoners, poured boiling
water on them, killing over one hundred people. She got
away with it for years because of her wealth and power.
The state finally got her and locked her up. Are ok,

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but we discount those, right because it's eighteenth century.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:51:48):
They didn't know any better.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Right, You could hide pretty easily. People minded their own business.
So I got a couple recent ones.

Speaker 5 (01:51:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
This happened in the two thousands rural Washington. Michelle not
Tech invited people to rent rooms in her home, but
it was just a house of horrors. Tenants were starved, beaten, humiliated,
and forced to work until they died. Bodies vanished, and
the ones that were found exposed years of abuse. She's

(01:52:21):
one of the most notorious female tortures in American history. Wow,
I don't I can't think of anything about that. I
don't know anything about this. Ah.

Speaker 9 (01:52:32):
This first I'm ever hearing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
And she's still alive, even though I would imagine she
took so many human lives. They've got a charger, you know,
or give her sence her to death.

Speaker 9 (01:52:50):
You'd think you would think.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Uh. Her story has been featured in Wicked Attraction, Sins
in Secrets, and a television show called Snapped. If you've
ever seen any what was her name? Again? Her name
is Michelle noek k n ot e k. And then
the last one I have here happened in nineteen ninety

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five a girl by the name of Krista Pike. She's
the youngest woman to ever sentenced to death in the US.
She and her boyfriend would lured a girl into the woods,
tortured her, carved a pentagram in her chest, and then
crushed her skull with a chunk of asphalt.

Speaker 5 (01:53:32):
God, oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
People are obviously shocked about this just because of how
young she was. So I went down that rabbit hole
with her. So she's in prison, right, She's been supposed
to be sentenced to death many times over and keeps
evading they where she's sentenced in Tennessee has not executed
a woman in two hundred years. Is it just because

(01:53:57):
she's a woman or because she was young? She's not
young now.

Speaker 8 (01:54:03):
Right, she's almost fifty when she say that, Because there's
some states that just don't do capital punishment like that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Yeah, yeah, we don't have to get poltoical on it.
But here's a really fun part. Because we're always guys
will do anything to get laid And I'm going to
prove that twice over with this girl. Okay, So in
twenty twelve, she was making escape plans that involved a

(01:54:32):
correction officer as well as another man from New Jersey.
But apparently the guy from New Jersey was a personal
trainer and in his early thirties, and he started becoming
at pinpal with this lady and in July of twenty
eleven he was making the seventeen hundred mile round trip

(01:54:57):
from New Jersey to Nashville to visit her in person
twice a month, and that apparently he was like, Hey,
let's get you out an escape if you will, and
convinced her to enlist the help of a corrections officer.

(01:55:19):
And this says in return for cash and gifts. And
I can't imagine he'd be psyched for Ramen, right, I
could be wrong, though, Oh the snacky Cake's pretty good.
So apparently in early twenty twelve, prison personnel received information
about the plot and it led to the attempted prison

(01:55:40):
bake break being thwarted by a joint investigation of a
bunch of agencies. They say it was never imminent, they
caught it early on, but apparently the ideas were that
she would get a copy of a prison key by
tracing it and then get it to him in New Jersey,

(01:56:00):
and he would make a duplicate key out of that tracing,
which I don't I mean, you got time to think,
but I don't know how you would do that. I
guess you'd have to do the outline and then get
the ridges and then the depth. I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not smart enough to do that, but I guess
I'm in prison for the rest of my life. Maybe
I would figure that out.

Speaker 9 (01:56:21):
Yeah, the beauty of three D printers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:24):
I don't know if that was a twenty twelve thing,
but maybe. And so they obviously thwarted all this, arrested everybody.
The guy in New Jersey was charged with bribery, conspiracy
to commit escape. The guard was arrested, charged with bribery,
official misconduct, and conspiracy to commit escape, and she was

(01:56:49):
not charged and it was unclear to the investigators if
she was a participant in the conspiracy other than being
aware of it. And he the boy in New Jersey,
was sentenced to seven years in prison. The guard cooperated,
no prison time terminated. There ain't no way sexual favors

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were not involved.

Speaker 5 (01:57:14):
In all that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
No, no, even if the guy, even if she was
not aware, he could have said to the prison guard, Hey,
she'll do stuff right if you get me a copy
of the key. There apparently has been multiple movies and
TV shows Deadly Women for My Man, Killer Kids, Martiniz

(01:57:38):
and Murder Snapped, Killer Couples, Mean Girl Murders, and a
TV show called the World's Most Dangerous Criminals. And there's
also a book called A Love to Die For? And
did you see remember Unsolved Mysteries? Oh yeah with Robert's

(01:57:59):
dat Yeah, yeah, brilliant show. His delivery was brilliant, just captivating. Right. Yeah,
So fifty cent has a new show about murderers. Have
you seen this? No, I've seen the commercials for though,
and I was like, did they really say fifty cent?

Speaker 9 (01:58:18):
And then I was surprised that he still goes by
fifty cent. Why wouldn't it be Curtis Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:58:23):
But nonetheless, it looks interesting fifty Ways to Catch a
Killer with fifty cent. Yeah. I think he's a great actor.
He's been a part of some great shows.

Speaker 9 (01:58:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
What was that show on on Stars with the drug Lord?
Oh god, damn it? And it's Power, Oh Power yeah,
it's all part of that yes series. Then there's a
branch off of that great show. So I imagine it's
pretty good. Yeah, fifty ways to catch a Killer by

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fifty cent? I mean I'm good with like five of them.

Speaker 8 (01:59:02):
Yeah, but five ways to catch a killer with fifty
cent just doesn't sound right.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
Fifty is just long?

Speaker 9 (01:59:07):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:59:08):
How about ways to catch a killer with nickelback?

Speaker 1 (01:59:10):
Maybe? I mean, can you imagine them pitching that? Like,
so we're thinking like ten ways to catch a killer
with fifty cent. He's like, but my name's fifty right, Okay,
maybe like half half a fifty cent, like twenty five
because at some point you run out of now you're
just being like breathe right, wait for them to eat, right,

(01:59:34):
when they get sick, you can meet them at the like,
come on.

Speaker 9 (01:59:37):
Right, it's not as sexy as he used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
Yeah, unless and are they doing like one way one episode?
Like is it fifty episodes?

Speaker 9 (01:59:48):
That's kind of what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:59:50):
So they're doing fifty episodes.

Speaker 8 (01:59:53):
That's brilliance on his end, because that drags it out.
He get paid for it. Fifty episodes, that's a lot. Yeah,
So it keeps that series going for quite some time.
And that makes sense because you can deep dive into
one way right to catch a murder or whatever, catch
a killer.

Speaker 5 (02:00:10):
And how much is he getting per episode?

Speaker 9 (02:00:13):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
Uh. And I don't know the lore about fifty cent.
I know he's been shot. I know that lore. Maybe
it's true, maybe it's not. I don't know if he's
ever killed anybody, but it is ironic or been accused
of killing anybody. I think it's ironic that he's in
that zip code of Lore. Right, and now he's hosting
the show.

Speaker 8 (02:00:34):
Yeah, this here says it's a six part documentary series
hosted by Fiddy exploring real life murder investigations. So they're
only going to do it in six episodes. But nonetheless,
I mean, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:50):
Well there you go, take a break. We'll be back.