BMMS 9-26-25

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Somebody sent a text yesterday and said you all said
you'd be giving away fair tickets after the break. I
waited till six fifty five and had to clock in
when I did correct it and say coming up.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
I believe I said coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Maybe I said after the break, but either way, it
wasn't tickets.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
It's Mega ride passes. Tulsa State Fair is going on
now and they are tickets.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, And technically it was after the break, right this? Lord,
was it immediately? Yeah, we'll be right back.

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Calm You're not.

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What's your best? I Got fired story?

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of Time trivia where someone will get shocked for not
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(04:08):
we'll have Will and Nilly your chance to own the show.
Talk about anything you want, bring up something new, go
back to something you didn't get to share an opinion on.
I'm constantly like looking around for things to talk about.
And this is a really funny question that I read

(04:29):
an article on, and it is if you had to
explain to someone what pizza was, like who's never seen
it or had a slice, how would you describe it?
Because it is kind of a weird thing.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Yeah, right, right, so they probably wouldn't know what the
words doe mean or cheesy.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Maybe, right, You got to go back to a time when,
like before pizza was really a thing.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
So what like nineteen thirty right, right?

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Did they have sandwiches back then? I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (05:02):
I mean they had bread yeah, and pies.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Yeah, I mean they color it.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
I don't know when the creation of pie happened.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
In the beginning, God made man and then he gave
that man some pie.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's like a fun dinner pie.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Actually pie came first, no with a rib, right, So pie.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
Dates back to six thousand BC.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wow, where they may there was a free form pastry
called galets. Okay, I've had those filled with honey, wrapped
in ground oats, wheat and barley. Ancient pies evolved over
years to what we know now, right, So it wasn't
like ground wheat mixed with it wasn't like that.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Good.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Oh it's version.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm sure it's good anything with anything with honey. Yeah,
honey notes, come on now.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, coffee granola, yes.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Pretty delish. But in regards to pizza, how would you
describe pizza to someone who's never seen pizza or tasted pizza?
And I don't know how much of Italian food was
circulating at that time either.

Speaker 10 (06:13):
Right, And what kind? I mean, there's so many different varieties.
So you take your favorite meats or plain cheese, slap
it on this round chewy bread.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Like a bread. It's like a chewier bread, a little
bit of buttery or greasy cris bottom. Now I'm thinking
of a pizza hutt.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, they fry their pizza man. Yeah, I'll never forget
working there. And you take the panty and you go
with oil and then dump the dough in it and
the oil never leaves delicious. It used to be good.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
It's changed.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, that's the best way to put it. Gimmy, what
would you say?

Speaker 8 (07:05):
So the words soft and gooey are coming to mind, right,
But how do you describe soft and gooey to somebody? Like,
you know, you think of that movie The Mask, right,
and he's like, you know this red, this is hot.
This is hot, right, this is cold. The clouds they're white.
And he gives her cotton, right, and he's like, the fizzle,

(07:26):
this is white. So it's like, okay, have you ever
stuck your finger inside of a peach? That is what
guey feels like. And they're all, well, I'm just saying
I'm trying to think of something that's soft and gooey, right,
and a peach can be soft and gooey, not to

(07:49):
be I don't consider at all the insides. It's soft.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, they're gooey.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, okay, hold on, what's gooey? Because to me, gooey
is kind of elongated and kind of sticky to the touch.
Slime It's okay, slimy.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Tree sap would be considered gooey, all right, So that's
a sticky gooey kind of substance. Okay, syrupe and gooey
are the same, I think, so I think they're they're
under the same umbrella. Yeah, okay, so it's like.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
See how complicated this is.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
This is a lot harder.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
And sticky and gooey on a pizza.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
I think that, Well, the crust, the dough is gooey, okay,
the cheese is sticky okay, and then maybe a little
spicy with your Marinera sauce.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
What's Marinera.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Well, that's this fancy new sauce that I invented that
goes on this flat bread that I just invented as well.
Uh and then the cheese I got that from Bob
the butcher. Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that's a
tough question. I think for me it would just be like,
there's no describing, just hand them a slice and say

(09:04):
try this.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
Unfortunately, that's not the question though.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I think the only one I could come up with
that I was like, okay, assuming they would know what
this is is. You know what a grilled cheese sandwich is.
Imagine it with no top and underneath the cheese is
like a tomato based sauce. With a bunch of seasonings
in it or there. You go, Okay, because that's what

(09:28):
it is, right, It's an open faced, grilled cheese sandwich.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Right.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
But if they don't know what grilled cheese is, that's
a whole other problem.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
Idiot, you just tell them to go ask your grandpa.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh, I mean it's easy to write now, go.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Of course they had sandwiches back then, but it was
probably blowney. The depth of sandwiches, I don't know how
deep the bench was.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Butter on bread, well, yeah, you gotta think. I mean,
sliced bread didn't come around until what the forties, So
at that point in time, people were eating chunked bread.
You know, just bake a loaf of bread, rip a
piece off of it, and you're eating it. You're dipping
it in what ebbs?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, So according to this nineteen twenty eight, and though
you couldn't buy pre sliced bread, I'm pretty sure people
were cutting bread in some capacity. I don't know they
had knives though, Yeah, they had knives used for skinning animals,
not so much for spreading butter or slicing bread. I'd

(10:41):
like to be there that moment in history when whomever
man or woman was like, I wonder what happens if
I take this here knife that I used to skin
a fish with and slice this just a little piece
right here. I am tired of eating chunked bread. Let's

(11:03):
thin this out a little bit. Oh okay, great, Well,
give me some of that smoked meats that we have
over there, those dried cured meat the salamis.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Put that on there. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. All right.
Now put this other piece of well proportioned bread that
I cut on top of it.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Now we eat it, well, just a quick skim. They've
had sandwiches for a long, long long time, not in
the way we know, but they would just take like
flatbread and fold it over, okay, and that would be
a sandwich. But putting stuff between two loaves of bread
is nothing new. You don't need sliced bread to have

(11:43):
a sandwich.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
That is a true statement. Hell, they could have taken
that whole ass loaf of bread, cut it right down
the middle, or jam your finger in there and rip
it open and then stuff it full of meats. That's
how your sub sandwich was born.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
And Dad would so these were the common sandwiches in
nineteen thirty nine, ham or roast, pork, chicken salad, liverwurst,
baloney sardine sandwiches. That sounds delicious, Tuna salad, egg salad,

(12:21):
deviled egg sandwiches, tomento cheese, cream cheese with olive or nuts,
tomato sandwiches, lettuce and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Okay, so mayonnaise was a thing then, cause I was
sitting here thinking as you're reading this off. This was
in the thirties or whatever. So did they have condiments
as we know them? Or were they just eating these
sandwiches dry? I mean they had I mean I think
it was probably butter, right, and mayonnaise. Mayonnaise was still

(12:56):
pretty new. But butter for sure. Butter been around. God Lord,
there's a lot of googling going on today. When was
butter invented?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I mean they churned butter. I remember that from my
Silver Dollar City days, so you know that that. I
don't know if they put it on.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
Butter has been around for at least nine to ten thousands, sure,
likely originating from the Neolithic era accident when a nomadic
herdsman's milk transported in animal skin bags was agitated by
a pack animal's movement right, causing it to turn in
the butt.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Total accident. See a good thing.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
Listen to the earliest physical evidence of butter is dog butter.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I mean, I know the urban legend, the urban dictionary definition,
but I don't know what that is. What's dog butter?

Speaker 8 (13:50):
It says it found in Irish peat bogs, with the
oldest samples dating back to around four hundred BC. Dog butter.
I ain't milking that.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Nope, yeah, you don't want to look it up. Apparently
it happens in roadblocks all the time. Oh, bog butter,
not dog butter. Thank god, that changes every Yeah, because dog.
You want to know what dog butter is? I'll read
it to you.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Ye please.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's sweat that is uh collected in a certain area
of the Genitalia.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
After intimacy.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Rouse, give me some of that.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Not a good time for your dyslexia. A kick in
dog butter. Bog butter, especially with psuh bog butter is
butter or other animal fat that was intentionally buried in
a peat bog, often in a wooden container to preserve it. Well,

(15:05):
that just sounds delicious.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
It doesn't look good, Okay, so you gotta describe pizza.
And the only sandwich examples you have are like egg,
A lot of cold sandwiches, right, like egg salad. Yeah,
cream cheese with olives, lettuce and mayonnaise.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
That's a poor person sandwich right there.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Ham roast beef. None of these really mentioned cheese being
on any of these sandwiches. Okay, pimento, cheese, cream cheese.
That's the only cheese sandwiches mentioned.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 10 (15:41):
Which cheese would you rather have on a pizza, cream
cheese or pimento?

Speaker 8 (15:50):
I think cream cheese my opinion. Pimento is all right,
but cream cheese makes everything better.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I would say no cheese to be honest at that point,
and like, can we just put butter on it? Because
pizzas there are only a few pizzas that are cream
based sauces that are okay.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
Well, she's going for sandwiches though.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I know, but she's trying to think of a connection
to describe pizza. And in nineteen twenties is when we
had craft processed cheese loaf. I'm gonna say that again, Yeah,
cheese loaf.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
And they probably picked that off at the chunk.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, if you think about Velvita is a cheese loaf,
that's what Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Came in tins, Yeah, and they would slice it and
put it on pizzas. Swiss was a thing, Yeah, cream cheese,
Colby Jack cheddar apparently, so there were cheeses, but putting
them on sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Lot of them were handmade at home.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
The sandwiches or the cheese, the cheese. Yeah, everything that
back then was with your dirty hand.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
Well, going to the groscy store was kind of not
a thing.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, you just had to make everything.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Never mind that hair in there.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
You ate it anyway.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
When you make steffan Olmen, is your hair in it?

Speaker 10 (17:20):
No, I'm just saying, when you when it's packaged at home,
when you pack the cheese at home.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
When you package stuff at Holms, your hair end up
in it.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
No, it probably does more so and you don't even care. Right.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I always love when I'm at home and a hair's
like on a plate or something. I'm like, that's not mine.
No one else was making the meal but me. Looking around.
I think grilled cheese is the best answer to the
question of how would you describe a pizza? To someone
who's never had pizza, You're probably right an open faced

(17:54):
grilled cheese sandwich, because there were open faced sandwiches, you know,
s on a shingle.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
As it comes to mind.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
One of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
She literally her eyes rolled back in her head and
she leaned her head back of enjoyment of when I
said it, When was the.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Last time you had sol there, lindsay, because I can
tell you it's been ten years at least, really, yeah.
And I did it just out of you know, you know, reminition.
I was like, I haven't had that in a long time.
Let's make it.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, it's probably been since last fall.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Really, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I feel like it's a good fall meal.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
And if I don't buy a lot of frozen dinners,
but if I do, that's the one that's.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
My go too.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
And it make that in the frozen section.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's as STOs Has.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
They have the beef and gravy, but you've got to
have the mashed potatoes and the bread potatoes.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Mashed potatoes. I just do bread.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
When I was younger, my dad would take me to
lunch in the summer and we would always go to
this bar the Panther lounge and where it was dark,
and uh, that's what I got because it was the
only thing on the menu that looked good to me
as a you know, ten year old.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
We always did ours with just regular toast with ground
beef and white gravy.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, corn beef.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
You just pile it on top of your on your toast. See.
I've seen it with chipped beef, okay, and it's just
a version of biscuits and gravy essentially the way.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, pretty much, you know.

Speaker 10 (19:24):
And honestly, my favorite is the Stofers.

Speaker 8 (19:28):
I've never seen this in the freezer.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Second, it's just a bag about this big you boil.
You can boil water and put it in there and
it cooks it. Or you can put it in the microwave.
We used to have to like put slits in it
because it would vac you know, blow up.

Speaker 10 (19:40):
Yeah right, yeah, I'd had of it that way, or
my grandmother would make it homemade. But I still to
this day prefer the Stofer's version of it. And it
is the only meal that I will actually when I'm
licking the plate, I am not. I am not one

(20:02):
of those that my husband if if it's something good,
like with the gravery or whatever Thanksgiving, he'll lick his
plate clean.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Not me. I find it disgusting unless it is tofers.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
So O s all right, we're giving away beer for
freaking a Friday. What's your best I Got Fired story?
A couple have already started to come in because they
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Speaker 7 (20:38):
I would hate for you to be misled.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
We'll be back.

Speaker 11 (20:43):
It's time for news quakies, world news, local news, and
news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbin
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from
the Big Man Morning showing ninety set of five AMoD.

Speaker 10 (20:56):
Auction coming up with Adam West's batsuit, Star Trek uniforms
and Jackie Gleason's head.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
What they're selling Jackie Gleason's head probably not his actual head,
but still interesting.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
None a Loe.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I mean it has to be like some sort of foe,
like from Madame Sosodes or something.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Like that, right right, like maybe the head off of
wax figure or something like that. Yeah, new fastest car
on Earth hits three hundred and eight point four miles
an hour. What that's fast? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Drug dog visiting middle school finds cocaine and teacher's wallet.
Police say, wow.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Listen, you gotta make it through the day somehow with
those asshole kids.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
The mugshot is worth the lookup of that story alone,
because she's like, Hey, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 10 (22:00):
Teen survives ninety four minute flight hidden an aircraft landing.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Gear a little stowaway action. Huh, Commando, Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando?
He does that, okay?

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Or does he?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
As he crawls through as the landing gear is being
out and jumps off the plane as it's jumps off
the plane into a bog right before it lands, to
save his daughter Alyssa Milano. Maybe he wrecks a portion
that movie. Oh no, Yeah, he holds a guy over

(22:39):
a cliff with one hand and lets him go, and
they're like, what happened to so and so?

Speaker 7 (22:43):
And he's like, uh, do let him go? You're like God.

Speaker 8 (22:48):
Terrible act. Teenager quote grows half an inch after six
months of growth therapy, and then shrinks back to original
size two weeks later. All that worked for nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I just put all these clothes the others away. Door
dash driver alerts police the hostage situation after delivering suspicious
items to motel. I can only imagine. I don't know
from the story. I can only imagine it was like,
let's see, I'm at. You need duct tape, you need
some rope.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
Shovel, shovel, here's your DoorDash.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
I can't imagine what the suspicious items were, but.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Zip ties maybe right condom?

Speaker 7 (23:36):
What's the stuff you put over someone's nose? The chloroform chloroform.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Sushi chef refuses extra soy sauce requests, even for one
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
So I've eaten at a restaurant where you can't ask
for any changes, and if you ask for something to
put on it, they're like no.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
Okay, like changes to the role before they may. I
get that, But like if the soy.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Sauce is there, no, no, no, like I even that, Like, no,
you can't have ketchup Like.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
They're so proud of their product. They don't want you
tainting it with their crappy sauce.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I think that's a fair statement, but also maybe we
worked hard to make it a certain way. We don't
want you jacketed up with with ketchup. But in sushi world,
you're not supposed to eat soy sauce with sushi authentically.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
So good with THEO.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But they say because like especially Nageary, like if you
get a piece of fatty tuna, you shouldn't be dunking
it into soy sauce because you're just, you know, messing up.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
How delicious fatty tuna is?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I know?

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Which is a nickname of an actor that Lindsay's gonna
promote it.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
Nine Kevin wants to slap my hand every time I
do it because he doesn't use soy sauce like.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You go to toos the fush whatever.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
No, I did it to it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I I feel like soy sauce and hands. Is it
for me?

Speaker 8 (24:59):
Scientist to start studying grumpy old man syndrome? Which is
a thing.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
To which the response was, or the response was, why
don't they focus on something else? FDA proposes ban on
orange be a food die not used for decades.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah, I mean, if we haven't used it in a
long time, he might as well go ahead and get
rid of it forever.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I don't know, because maybe they should focus on things
that are currently a problem.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Yeah, like grumpy old man syndrome.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Or that law that's in place about walking and drinking
a milkshake at the same time.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Right, man steals ninety one manhole storm drain covers across
three counties.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Listen, I don't think this is stupid, No, it's genius. Actually,
if you have the the power to move ninety one
manhole covers, you're easily getting what thirty grand easy.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
But you also have to find a recycling plant that's
going to take your stolen manhole cover.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Right in some states, it's a legal for scrap metal
to take.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Manhole covers, yeah, for this reason.

Speaker 8 (26:07):
Yeah. So I'm sure, and I'm sure there's there's shady
places out there that took the catalytic conversion, you know
what I mean. So I'm sure there's plenty out there
that would take your manhole cover. But them things are heavy.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Get a hernia journal if just one of them are.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Just getting it out of there, right, work out. Even
like firemen who are really good at you know, they
practice doing these things. They're all they even have like
a special tool because it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Literally, man gets his head stuck in a traffic light
after wreck. That's gotta suck.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh man, that is That might be one of the
best not provocative headlines we've ever had.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
You just get the picture of a guy getting an accident,
flying through the windshield and then head dunk in the
traffic Lighting's like.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, but we've been doing this long enough. I don't
think that's what happened. I'm sure there's a different story. Yeah,
schools bringing teachers from Mexico to addressed educator shortages.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
We were doing. I thought we were getting.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Rid of that. We're going backwards people, No, no, no,
this is fine.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
Aggressive aggressive squirrel hospitalizes to California residents in separate attacks.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Sounds like the nickname of the the the boot in
a new MC.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
All right, the aggressive squirrel.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
But then what they called the petition what are they called?

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (27:28):
When you got a newbie, oh prospect, there you go.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Hellman's offers to pay cafe owner for damages after customers
set it on fire after not getting mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, brilliant moved by Helmans. Yes, they get a ton
of exposure. That's free advertising. Bus driver accused of blasting heat,
saying I'm gonna cook you all and vowing to bring
paddle as punishment on bus.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
You're a bus driver, dude, Come on.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
I can't imagine how hard it is to be a
bus driver.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Yeah, we were assholes to our bus driver, Edith. I'll
never forget her.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Her name was Edith, and you were mean to her.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
She was a hag. If you knew Edith, you would
have been mean to her too. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Buster, it can't be easy to be a bus driver.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I don't like when I'm driving and my kids are
like yelling and I'm trying to find a location. Yeah,
gonna turn down the radio just so I can see better.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
Exactly at you, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh uh uh?

Speaker 10 (28:31):
South Carolina inmate, get to fifteen additional years for diarrhea
attack on guard.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
We are not talking about that. Go ahead, GIMPI.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
Well, it says the Japanese researchers. When ig Nobel prize
for painting zebra stripes on cows.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
I thought the threshold was higher.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Apparently not. Apparently not.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Jamie Oliver says being conceptually thick led to collapse of
his restaurant empire. Well good for you. Also a movie
Lindsay's Gonna promote at nine. Conceptually thick.

Speaker 10 (29:10):
Steady suggests your morning you're in color may signal how
your body handles stress.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
I mean, I know you can figure out how hydrated
you are.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I think that's about it.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, that was my last one, So go ahead me Okay,
I had a baby using free sperm from Facebook. There's
a harrowing reason why I don't recommend it.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
You don't say I didn't know you could go on
Facebook for free sperm.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
I mean marketplace does have everything.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, I mean I know you can hook up. You
can find people and hook up, right, Yeah, but I
didn't read the article. I don't think that's what they mean.
All right, we're giving away beer for frigging a Friday.
What's your best I Got Fired story? It's Friday and
that means beer time frigging a Friday.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
What's your asked?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I got fired story line? And Coogle Octoberfest is up
for grabs.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
The MMSS and whatever that is through eight two nine
four five.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Let's go to the phones and see who we have
on the line, and Josh is with us. Hey, Josh,
how are.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
You, buddy?

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Hey, good morning guys, doing well?

Speaker 7 (30:16):
Good man? What's your best? I got fired story?

Speaker 9 (30:20):
My best?

Speaker 12 (30:20):
I got a fire story. I was eighteen years old
working at a big blue home improvement store, working in
the lumber department, and we got a guy that would
come around about once a week and he'd buy all
of our messed up lumber, you know, it's like it'd
been sort of broken and whatnot. He'd buy a big
old bundle of it, and retail of it would be
four or five hundred dollars, and we'd charge the guy
like a hundred and fifty bucks, and he'd always pay cash. Well,

(30:44):
I got the broad idea that I would put the
cash in a little slot of the register, but I'd
leave like a corner hanging out, and I'd like lean
up against the register with my back to it, and
you know, kind of grab that corner that bill and
stick in my back pocket. Over about three weeks, got
away with you know, four or five hundred dollars or whatnot.
Not thinking enough cameras. That was right above my head,

(31:05):
ended up catching me, went to jail, spent the evening
eight hours in jail, had to do community service some
more or less. I got fired.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yo, you went to jail. How much money total did
you take?

Speaker 12 (31:20):
It was about four or five hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (31:21):
You went to jail for four or five hundred bucks.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, it was over the
course of about three weeks. I would I would take
you know, every time this guy would come in and pay,
he always paid cash, so I'd put some of the
money in the drawer. By the rest of it, i'd
just stick in my back pocket, trying to be sneaky,
but you know, the cameras are above my head and
not thinking that they counted till at the end.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Of the night.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
How long were you in jail?

Speaker 12 (31:44):
It was only about the six eight hours. I called
my parents and told him I was in jail, and
they're where are you at? And at that time, I
was eighteen years old. I don't know if I'd ever
even really been downtown, and I was like, I don't
know where I'm at. So they finally figured out whoever
it was and came got me.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
So oh, so okay, so let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You wentn't you showed up for work like you normally
do and what the popo was waiting for you?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (32:09):
It was about midshift. I showed up to work and uh,
the one of the managers came and got me, was like, hey,
can you come back here? And talked to us in
the office. And it was a manager and I think
one of the asset protection guys. They were talking to
me and I seessed up for it, and uh then
they called the cops and the cop showed up and

(32:30):
took me to jail.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Dude, how nervous were you?

Speaker 8 (32:33):
I do?

Speaker 12 (32:34):
It was crazy because you know, I'm short to begin with,
I'm like five five five six, but you know, going
to jail around all these big guys, I guess and
being young, eighteen years old, like, man, he's right, you
know I didn't know, dude, I was. I'll probably I
was almost some tears. Man, were you going?

Speaker 9 (32:53):
You're right?

Speaker 8 (32:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
How long was that walk from the lumber area to
the back room room to talk to them?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
How long was that walk?

Speaker 9 (33:03):
At that time?

Speaker 12 (33:04):
You know, I didn't I didn't know anything.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 12 (33:06):
So it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
You didn't piece it together.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That lost prevention was like with the manager going, we
need to talk, and you actively knew that you were skimming.

Speaker 9 (33:15):
Yeah no, uh.

Speaker 12 (33:16):
I think the longest walk was from from the back
through the store, out the front door and to the
cop car and handcuffs in front of everybody.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
See I was gonna bracelets on you.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's cold hearted man shape.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (33:31):
And the cop that arrested me, I mean he was
kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (33:35):
He he let me sit in the front seat. He
ran red lights so I didn't have to be in
a handcuffs any longer than I had to be. But
that was kind of cool.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
But yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Still sucks, yeah, because they probably like, hey, it's just
a kid being dumb.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Have you stolen anything since Nope.

Speaker 12 (33:52):
I learned my lesson like that.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
That one.

Speaker 12 (33:54):
That one six eight hours in jail.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
That was enough for me.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Man, Yeah, right on, all right, can't you tell him
exactly what he's gonna get? Getting the X just got
you a case of letting cool Octoberfest MA to you, Corbyn,
hang on the line, buddy, gimp. He needs to make
sure he has the right info and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 12 (34:12):
Okay, all right, guys, you too.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Thanks, Good morning Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Good morning Corbyn.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
Be sure to sign up for those silver seats at
the Cove inside River Spirit Casino from COR's Light. We're
giving away four front row seats to every concert and
show all year long.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
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Speaker 10 (34:28):
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app and tap the contest tab to enter a daily
to win.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Good luck, Good morning, gimpye, Well, good morning Corbin. Mudvein's
gonna be at the Tulsa Theater in a couple of
weeks October ninth, to be exact. You can go to
Tulsa Theater dot com get your tickets, or you can
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Speaker 1 (34:51):
All right, we're giving away beer for freaking a Friday.
What's your best I Got Fired story? O case the
line in Coogle Octoberfest is up for grabs, ber and
whatever that is to eight two nine four five.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
What's your best I Got Fired story?

Speaker 10 (35:05):
Lindsay in two thoy ten fifteen years ago. Now of
the station that I moved to Tulsa for I was
halfway through my first pregnancy working morning radio and got
called into the office one morning after a show, me

(35:27):
and the rest of the show, and they said, we're
going into a different direction, and the show was canned and.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Never see which was just a nice way to say winning.
We want to go in the direction of winning.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
And what was interesting was that it was on a Thursday,
and the next day ratings had come out and we
had number one ratings for our show. And so I thought, well,
come on, now I'm pregnant and we were hired to

(36:10):
do a job. I want my bonus. I want my
bonus money. So at the time, I had called the
general manager and set up a meeting with him and
I said, listen, I want my bonus money. I was
going to be on maternity to leave soon anyways, but

(36:33):
this would be extremely helpful. I don't want to have
to lawyer up, but I will. And he gave me
my bonus pack.

Speaker 8 (36:41):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, And then he actually hired me.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Back to that station after I had a baby, and
then he hired me at another radio station that I'm
currently on right now. So I mean, I didn't burn
any bridges with him, so or he felt guilty, but
what What was awful about that was that, you know,

(37:07):
I was so depressed in that moment, and it wasn't
like I could I had any vices that I could,
you know what I mean, Like when you hit a
low like that, it's like, oh, well I need a
shot of whiskey or I need a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I couldn't do any of that. I was pregnant. That's
how you suck.

Speaker 7 (37:26):
Yeah you could bing.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Yes, you could still smoke and drink. I mean yes,
we did it.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, my parents drank and smoked and looking at gimp
and I are completely fine. I didn't do I didn't
do air quotes.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
It was it was uh, it was funny. I walked
into my my husband's job at the time. He was
selling motorcycles at that time. I walked into his office
and he was.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Like, what are you doing here? What you get fired
or something?

Speaker 10 (37:51):
And I was like yep, and he was like nah,
uh said yep, And I just started crying in the
middle of a shout room full.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Like oh my god.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Right, He's like, I'm leaving for the day.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, I thing to see you standing there pregnant, just
shoulders slumped over, face turning red. Right, not even saying
you got fired, just nodding your head as your mask
are is running, and I'm like, yeah, I gotta go home.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
All right, we're giving away beer. What's your best I
Got Fired story?

Speaker 1 (38:31):
A case of lining Google Octoberfest BMMS and what that
is to eight two nine four five? GIMPI?

Speaker 7 (38:36):
What's your best I Got Fired story?

Speaker 8 (38:38):
This would be I guess when I was the first
swingers club that I was working for as a DJ. Now,
I had been working for this club for five years,
which is kind of unheard of in that particular part
of the industry. No one DJ sticks with one spot
for that long. So I've been with these guys from

(38:58):
beginning to the very end. Well, they'd switch it owners, right,
and the new owner had a bit of a heart
on for me, right, and he comes up to me.
This is a Friday night, and he says, hey, tomorrow
is going to be your last day. All right, okay,

(39:21):
but we're gonna go ahead and I'm gonna need you
to come in next week and train the new DJ
that we got coming in. Oh really, how about that?
So all right, whatever, I'm gonna go ahead and finish out
the week. So Saturday, come in, do my thing, and
end of the shift comes around and close the bar down,

(39:43):
and this guy, well, let's let me back up a
little bit. It's closing time at the end of the night.
Every night at this particular club, it was called the
Brick House, So we would end the night every night
with the Brick House. It's how by the Commodore's the song, right.
I would start every night with it and then end
every night with it, except for this night, because knowing
it was my last night. F you, Tommy, that's not

(40:06):
his name, that's just what I'm calling him. I played
Johnny paychecks, takes this job and shove it right, I'm
out see you mother love is Lada, And well he
didn't take too kindly to that. So I'm waiting around
with everybody else that worked there, all bartenders and waitresses,
and we're waiting to get paid. And this fool didn't
want to pay me. Pay everybody else didn't want to

(40:30):
pay me. And I got hot, Oh I got hot.
I was pissed. I was like, you're going to effing
pay me tonight, you son of a bitch. I ain't
gonna do it. It took three people to keep me
back from going after this son of a bitch because
he didn't want to give me my money. I worked

(40:51):
an entire shift, you oh me. Regardless, I get pulled
out of the club by my friends. Okay, cool, take
it f you. You're lucky I don't burn the son
of a bitch to the ground. Nonetheless, I didn't show
up the next weekend to train the new guy. No,

(41:13):
you're on your own, my friend. Sorry for you, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
If they go day, we're gonna let you go tomorrow.
I'd be like, well, let me make it easy for you.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, I'm out to do. I was what was
twenty five at that time, Yeah know, and uh, it
just it was. It was bad, bad news.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
You've talked at links about working at the swingers club,
and I have a question I don't think I've ever.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Asked, and that is, how did you find that job?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
And how excited from a twenty five, twenty three year
old male were you to be working at a swingers
club in terms of like what you didn't know about
that culture?

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Yeah? So I didn't know anything about it at all whatsoever.
And I didn't even know it was a swingers club
up until well after I had started. Okay, so I
got the gig. I had just finished broadcasting school, right
and and they in the broadcast at school, they're like,
we'll help you find a job, blah blah blah. Well

(42:16):
that was a big lie. But the the DJ that
started with that club when it opened, I believe Dennis
was his name. For whatever reason, he was looking for
an assistant of sorts or somebody to help out, help
DJ or whatever. So he had stopped by ABS and
was like, hey, you go some DJs or whatever looking

(42:36):
for a job. And so that word got around and
there were several that had went and interviewed for this position.
As a matter of fact, I I had, well let's
just say I had an interview at like five o'clock. Okay,
Well I walk into this bar, this club at five

(42:59):
o'clock in the evening to do my interview or whatever.
And I walk in and there's Dennis the DJ, interviewing
one of the guys that I went to school with,
Quinton was his name. And Quenton told me later on,
he's like, he's like, dude, I turned around and I
saw you walk in the door, and he's like, I
knew I wouldn't getting the job. Then I was like well, sorry, man,

(43:23):
I don't know what to tell you. So they hired
me that Dennis, the DJ, hired me to do because
he wanted the main nights, the Friday and Saturday, the
swing club nights. And then I was doing a swingers club.
I don't want to sound like we were listening to
Cherry popping Daddy's and doing swing dance, but so, so

(43:46):
he wanted the major swinger nights, the Friday and Saturday,
so he put me on. It was like Wednesday and Thursday.
It was like Eighties night and Ladies' Night. Eighties was
on Wednesday, Ladies' Night was Thursday. So I did those
for the longest time, and then Dennis was only there

(44:06):
for maybe a couple of weeks after he had hired me, right,
and then he ends up quitting. Well, I guess I
impressed the owners of the club and they kept me
on as the Wednesday Thursday guy hired in a new
guy and then he worked the Friday and Saturday gig.
Val awesome dude. Still talk to him to this day

(44:29):
and he ended up leaving a couple of years later
on down the road. He's just like a time for
me to go, so and that's when I graduated to
the full time DJ guy. Seems to be a theme
in my life when it comes to music jobs.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So at what point do you realize people are having
sex in the club? Well, there wasn't supposed to be
sex in a club. It was an off premise club, right,
But I will tell you that I have seen more
old man penis in that club i ever have in
my life, unwillingly. All right, lots of boobs, but I'll

(45:07):
never forget there's this one old dude and it seems
like every time I look out on the dance floor
it was him and his old lady and his winger
was out. But uh, I think it was when did
I realize it was a swingers club.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
It was probably a couple of months after I started,
when I started talking to the owners and they're like, oh,
it's a lifestyles club. Well I didn't know what that was.
What does that mean? Wow, it's swingers club. Oh oh, okay,
that's interesting. But I didn't. I didn't think anything about it.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
It was just like, Okay, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
If I'm working anywhere and someone's genitalia's out, that's gonna be.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
An alarm for me, red flag right there?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Huh yeah, I don't want to play suits right or
the bad touch by the Bloodhound game and you know,
see some man's thumb in the shrubs.

Speaker 8 (46:09):
I'll tell you what, man that Working at that club probably, no,
was some of the best times that I can't imagine
in my life as a young guy in his mid twenties. Now,
granted I was with baby Mom and number one we
were never married, but established relationship, had kids, blah blah blah,
but working on trying to be in radio, trying to

(46:31):
be a DJ. Everybody got started somewhere. I had so
much fun in that place. It was if I could
go back and do it again, one hundred percent. Yeah,
I'm right in it.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Some of your craziest stories are from that time.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:44):
Do you ever run into any of the anyone of
the patrons that were at the club and go, hey.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Gimpe, I remember you when you used to DJ at
such and such?

Speaker 8 (46:54):
Oh yeah, it happens. It hasn't happened in a while,
but because it's been how long, oh twenty years? Yeah, yeah,
twenty years. In fact, the last person.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Some of them are half of them are dead.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
Yeah, that's the truth. Old Harry, Mary Rock and Peace.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
The last person I think I ran I'm not sure
if their name was Harry or Mary.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
Well, there were a couple. There were an older couple,
and Harry was the dude and Mary was the gallon.
She had super long hair, and Harry looked and I'm
not kidding, looked exactly like John Holmes. That's how we
get he got the nickname at the club, John Holmes.
Not because of other reasons, not his face, but he looked.
I mean it was his face and the curly hair.

(47:37):
None the last so but the last it was down there.
Last person I ran into that was a patron at
that club. We know, listener, Mike d Right, it's it's
his girlfriend that he's got right now. When we first met,
not too long, I look at it. I was like,
I know you. She's like, yeah, I know you. And
that was the last, I think, last person I ran

(47:57):
into that used to go to the club.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Endless well of stories, Yeah, Swimmers Club is. Yeah, there's
some greatest hits. We don't have time for it. What's
the best? I got fired story case a line in
Coogle Octoberfest BMMS and what that is to eight two, nine,
four five. We've talked about getting fired and stuff before.
I don't think I've ever been fired. But it's I
wasn't file brag. I wasn't well when you're good, I

(48:27):
wasn't fired. But and I never equated these two. When
I was doing radio on Kansasity, I was doing stuff
for the March of Dimes and going in part of
where I worked, you were allowed to do charity work,
like a few hours a week, and but I would
just go one day a week and then go do

(48:48):
whatever I wanted on the other time I was supposed
to be there. Uh, And they basically were like they
found out I was doing that, I wasn't really doing
anything at the place. I was supposed to be helping marketing,
and I wasn't really helping, and I guess they called
my boss and then they told me, hey, we don't
need you to come back anymore. So it's not like

(49:10):
you're fired. It's right, we don't need your free work anymore,
which I think might be worse.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
No, you got to let go from volunteer work. You're
volunteering ain't good enough?

Speaker 7 (49:24):
Nope, we're good.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
No I can stay. No, No, We're good, We'll just struggle.
We want to know from you? What's your best? I
Got Fired story? A case of line and google Octoberfest
bmms and what that is to eight two nine four five.
You're listening to the Big Man Morning Show, Ry Frigging
Ay Friday. What's your best? I Got Fired story? BMMS
and what that is? To eight two nine four five.

(49:47):
And it looks like Charles is on the line. Hey Charles,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (49:53):
Good? Man?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Charles? What's your best? I Got Fired Story?

Speaker 8 (49:58):
So?

Speaker 13 (49:59):
I was working for a grocery store about five years ago,
and out of nowhere, the store manager approached me about
having some fun time during our off time. That proceeds
for a little while, and I guess rumors got around
that I was sleeping with management, and the only way
out of the situation was her having to let me

(50:20):
go the one that I was sleeping with.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Was there an age difference between you two, Oh, let's.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
See, I want to say that she was about twelve
years older.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
Good on you, friend.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
How old?

Speaker 7 (50:34):
How old were you at the time.

Speaker 13 (50:36):
Oh, twenty six, twenty seven.

Speaker 8 (50:40):
She've been in her forties.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
She wasn't married, was she?

Speaker 8 (50:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Not at all?

Speaker 13 (50:45):
She did have a couple of kids, which was kind
of like the reason. I was just like, yeah, that
makes sense. Just I'll get out of here and you
keep on do your thing. I ain't worried about it.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Did you ever have sex on the avocados?

Speaker 13 (50:58):
No, but the pineapples are a different story.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Hey, now that sounds like some gip would be into gippy.
Go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
Hey, and I let Corbin go from showbiz after he
ate three large pizzas, got drunk opa cheap beer pisted
in the ball pit. Here's a case Atlanta Coogle October
pest act.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
You guys, one of those things is true. Hang on
the line, Charles, so gimpy can get your in fill.
Have a great weekend, friend, Thank you all. Two see
what's in gimpies? Four by four?

Speaker 8 (51:29):
Well mob it says, here's that code me has been
innighted by the DOJ. Former FBI director James Comy is
defiant after he was indicted yesterday and a video posted
on social media. Comy said that he said us said,
and his family will not live on their knees. Comy's

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been charged with one count of making false statements and
one counts of obstruction of justice. The charges are related
testimony he gave before Congress on his handling of the
investigation into the twenty sixteen presidential election. President Trump signs
a Tiki Talk deal. TikTok will continue to operate in
the US. President Trump signed an executive order yesterday to

(52:11):
approve a deal that allows the Chinese company to sell
it the social media platform. The deal facilitates the sale
of the popular social media app to a group of
American investors. Under the deal, the apps US operations will
be run by a new company. Their TikTok's current owner,
Mike Dance, will hold under twenty percent of the stock

(52:33):
in this new company. Congress is voted last year. Congress
had voted last year to ban the video sharing app
for national security reasons unless it's sold to US operations.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Well, good news. Nothing in America get sacked. So ain't
that the truth? What else we got here? Pretty interesting news?

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Here? Hegseth orders senior military officers to Virginia for a meeting. Boys,
I'm going to have to call you into the office.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is ordering hundreds of US admirals
and generals from around the world to head to Virginia
for a bit of a meeting. That's according to multiple reports,

(53:12):
which say the reason for the meeting is unclear. It's
expected to take place at a military installation in Quantico.
Meg Seth has said he wanted to cut around twenty
percent of senior generals and admirals.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
One. I can't imagine how much it caught, this costs
and two has there ever been that many in.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
One spot at one time?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
From what I here knew?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
It is bizarre. And lastly, here the City of Bartlesville
holding next free yard debris collection in early December. The
City of Bartleville's holding their next free yard debris collection
from December eighth to December twelfth, So get your garbage together.
You've got plenty of time. Only the following items will

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be included in the collection. Leaves, grass, lawn clippings, and
limb and branches if they're cut four feet long or shorter. Unbundled.
This may not exceed fifty pounds, and residents can set
their bundled tree, limbs and bagged yard debris at their
normal trash collection area on their normal trash collection day

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and the trash collection items will be disposed of by
the city crews in December. In December, gotta prepare people now.
You can't say I didn't give you plenty of opportunity,
So don't bring goddamn lawn clippings out here.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You know, December ninth, who does yardwork? The last week
of November?

Speaker 8 (54:35):
Hey, you know Thanksgiving has gotten the way, so it's like,
let's go ahead.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
That's what we'll be doing our toy drive.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah right, yeah, and you know what the weather's been
like a toy drives.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Hit and miss, could be cold, could be speeding, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
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Speaker 1 (55:33):
Time for Daste of Time trivia where we shock each
other if we get the answers to questions wrong, we
each get three questions. Now we have populated the questions.
Each of us have written questions and they all go
into a fish bowl and we randomly picked them out.
So there is a probability you will get questions that
you wrote and you will have to remember the answer
to and you will miss them and get shocked. Happens weekly.

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I went last last week. So I'm going to draw
who the first person to go is and it's going
to be hooray all right, So Lindsay's going to put
the chakra on and Gimpy's gonna ask the questions.

Speaker 7 (56:07):
Well she's doing that.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I want you to text us what's your best I
got fired story BMMS and what that is to eight
two nine four five bmms space and what is your
best I got fired story to the phone number eight
two nine four five bmms is how it comes to us.
That's how they it filters and otherwise it'll go to Houston.

(56:29):
And you don't want that because ain't awesome. All Right,
Lindsay is all set, so uh, Gimpy's gonna ask the
first question.

Speaker 8 (56:39):
All right, First question, Lindsey, is which martial arts game
from nineteen eighty four chopped its way into history as
the first true fighting game? Which martial arts game from
nineteen eighty four chopped its way into history as the
first true fighting game.

Speaker 10 (57:02):
The only one that I can think of when you
say martial arts.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Is Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
I don't really know any other martial arts games aside
from Street Fighter and that really, I mean, that was
just it could have been martial Arts, or it could
have been your It could have been boxing street fighting.
So I'm gonna have to go with Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Final answer, all right, which martial arts game from nineteen
eighty four chopped its way into history as the first
true fighting game? You said Mortal Kombat? The answer is
Karate Champ.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah, I was trying to remember if it was called
karate or karate champ.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
I don't know. I've never heard this guy. I remember
playing this game at all. I remember playing it had
an arcade game, clearly, you know all.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I line up the quarters. She
looked away as opportunity. Now's your time, all right, Wendesday.
Question number two? Are you ready?

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Yes? Question number two goes ask such who was the
most career passing yards in NFL history? Who was the
most career passing yards in NFL history? Hmm?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
I want to say the goat.

Speaker 10 (58:30):
I want to say it's Tom Brady.

Speaker 14 (58:34):
But is it?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Is it? Is it who was the most career passing
yards in NFL history?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Hmm?

Speaker 10 (58:47):
Is it Tom Brady? Is it Peyton Manning?

Speaker 9 (58:53):
Hmm?

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Is it Brett Farv? Oh?

Speaker 13 (59:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I mean, oh boy?

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Who? Never mind?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
On the spreadsheet for sound effects for the new system,
we'll just use her that.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
I'm follow that who was the most career passing yards
in NFL history?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Okay, So I don't think it is Brett Favre. I
think he is like third place.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
I don't think it's paid Ah. I think it's probably
an older player.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Well, lindsay, who was the most career passing yards in
NFL history?

Speaker 10 (59:47):
I'm just gonna go with the goat and say Tom
Brady final answer.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I mean, he's the goat, after all right, that's.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
What they say. Who before I go on, you've already
said your answer, But Brett fav was number four until
he has passed last weekend by Rogers. That's right, all right?
Who was the most career passing yards in NFL history?
You said Tom Brady the goat, and the answer is
Tom Brady the goat. Yeah, still holds it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
That's one of the reasons they call him, right, yes,
not because he has horns?

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
All right? Last one here in lindsay ready or singular? Yes?
All right? Here we go. Lindsay, what trophy is awarded
to the Super Bowl champion? What trophy is awarded to
the Super Bowl champion?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
The Vince Lombardi Trophy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
What trophy is awarded to the Super Bowl champion?

Speaker 10 (01:00:55):
I think that's I I think that's it, the Vince
Lombardi Trophy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Final answer?

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
What trophy is awarded to the Super Bowl champion? You
said the Vince Lombardi Trophy. The answer is the Lombardi Trophy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
Okay, so it's not what it says on paper when we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Will give that to you close, Yeah, because they do
call it the Lombardi Trophy. Yeah, yeah, all right, So
Lindsay is gonna draw the next person that will go
and be getting taser time trivia.

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
It looks like it's gonna be all right, So we'll
just pass to the left.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Pass the questions to the left. Handswer you got something
he need?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, yes, more than happy to.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
Remove this apparently not, because yeah, I would have ripped
it off after that last question.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I don't even wait.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
No, get to some bitch off me as quick as
us a boo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
All right, bmms and whatever your best I got fired
story to eight two nine four five. It could get
you a case a ligne in Coogle Octoberfest. And we
are set and ready. Lindsay's asking questions. Gimpie's gonna shock
me or not?

Speaker 10 (01:02:07):
Question number one, Corbin, what material was used to make
the first computer mouse in nineteen sixty four?

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
That's not your question.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I'm gonna go see. I don't know if I need
to name more than one thing or just one thing?
Question again, what.

Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
Material was used to make the first computer mouse in
nineteen sixty four?

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Would Final answer?

Speaker 10 (01:02:50):
What material was used to make the first computer mouse
in nineteen sixty four? You say would, and the correct
answer is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Would? Good job?

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Yeah, what I mean plastic was the thing, but not
really right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Imagine the splinters you get on that word the thing
trying to move it around.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
I mean, look up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
The history of sex toys.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Question two, Corbyn, which city hosts the Pro Football Hall
of Fame?

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I wrote this question and hopes it would go to
one of you two, so I know the answer Canton, Ohio.

Speaker 7 (01:03:30):
Final answer, which city.

Speaker 10 (01:03:32):
Hosts the Pro Football Hall of Fame? You say, can't know,
Ohio and the correct answer is, of course, can't Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I would have gotten shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I think that's even like your neck of the woods.
All right, Cleveland has the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Right? Or is that the rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 7 (01:03:48):
And roll rock and roll baseball is in Cooperstown?

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
Yeah that makes sense, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Question number three?

Speaker 10 (01:04:00):
What team has a no logo on its helmet?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
No logo on its helmet? What team has no logo
on its helmet? So like Chiefs have kc arrowhead, but
that's their logo, forty nine Ers logo, Bears logo, Green
Bay logo, Lions logo. This is my question too. By

(01:04:33):
the way, I'm trying to remember Patriots logo, Jets logo,
Giants logo, Giants logo. We can eliminate Jaguars and Texans
for sure, Titans, Vikings. The only one that's coming to

(01:04:54):
mind is the Steelers. Steelers' final answer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
What team has no logo on its Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
God, damn it, you are reading my thoughts, aren't you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
God, it said Steelers, and the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Is the Browns is yeah, all orange. Yeah, god damn it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
As soon as you said Steelers, I was like, oh,
poor guy. Yeah, and then I'll get you I did.
There we go, There we go.

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
They're the only ones that don't have a logo. Question.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I was thinking the Steelers, but their other side has
their logo?

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
Has the Steeler thing?

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Uh yeah, sure, I mean figure, I thought it was
on both sides, you know. But yeah, all.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
Right, well, gimby we'll go next.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
While we're gonna go to break what's your best I
got fired story a case of line and Google octoberfests
could be yours bmms and what that is to eight
two nine four five, we.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Aren't giving away beer for freaking it Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
What's your best I got fired story a case of
line and Google octoberfests could be yours bmms and what
that is to eight two nine four five. We'll give
away some beer in about twenty minutes. We've got to
finish some unfinished business as we are doing Taser Time
trivia and we are going to ask Gimpy now he's
all strapped up and ready to go. And their question

(01:06:21):
one is how many points is a safety in NFL football?

Speaker 8 (01:06:27):
Ooh?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
How many points is a safety in NFL football? I
believe we had one last weekend. As a matter of fact,
we did. It was the Niners and Cards game. How
about that though, to have a safety?

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
Now, we as the Niners, thought we were gonna get one,
but we got denied.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Then I think the Cards got one on us. And
a safety is worth two points? Final answer, how many
points is a safety in NFL football? And by the
luck of the gods, you getting this question after just
having one? You said too, and the answer is to heah,
what are the chances?

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Right, all right, here's the next question, which bouncey snorty
character jumped on cubes and cursed in cartoon gibberish in
this arcade hit of the eighties.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Well, the bouncy helps me out in that, and the
cubes helped me out in that. And I'm going to
go out on a limb because I'm not one hundred
percent sure, but I think that's Cubert. Final answer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Which bouncy snorty character jumped on cubes and cursed in
cartoon gibberish and this arcade hit in the eighties.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
You said Cubert? The answer is Cubert.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Yeah, he's the one that snortes stuff up his nose
and the shot it out right.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
Yeah, yesh.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
Third and final one. I get it everyone, I put back.

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
No no once it's Drawna's Drama Poo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Video game question.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Which football team is the Which football team is known
for the nickname America's Team? Oh my goodness, Oh, which
football team is known for the nickname America's Team?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Why would you put that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Because I wanted it for me. You see here the
Vikings are known as the Vikings, and the forty Niners
are known as the Niners.

Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
And it's Dallas Cowboys. Final answer?

Speaker 7 (01:08:42):
Yeah, which team is known as America's America's team.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Yeah, scowl so disappointed?

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
No, no, no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
You got to lost? Yeah yeah, those were the softest
balls I have ever been had. And his own question too, Yeah,
that was like the easiest round ever.

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
I'm okay with that. I'm all right with before you
get it off, it's too late.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I texted and was like, oh, Corbyn had those questions before.
I guaranteed none of you bitches are gonna tet him
with gimpie.

Speaker 8 (01:09:14):
Yeah right right. Listen, you know, sun shines on a
dog's ass every now and again, I will which shines
on your ass a lot? Yeah, I know, but that
stuff comes around. Karma is a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Sure. Listen, we want you to get a text to
us because we're giving away beer. What's your best I
Got Fired story?

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Bmms?

Speaker 8 (01:09:33):
And what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
To eight two nine four five When we come back,
we will give away beer BMMS and what's your best
I Got Fired story?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
To eight two nine four.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Five four of The Big Man Morning Show is frigging
a Friday food and it looks like Ashton is on
the line. Hey Ashton, how are you? I'm good, probably
much older than you. How old are you? I?

Speaker 15 (01:10:03):
Knew that was going to call up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
I'm twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Okay, now you sound older. A minute ago you sounded
super young. I apologize. What's your best? I got no?
What's your best? I got fired story Ashton.

Speaker 15 (01:10:16):
So he wasn't my boss, but he was higher up
than me and the company, and he had left the company,
so we had started dating. Later I found out he
was best friends with my boss, and when we had
broken up.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
They had started talking to each other trying to get
me fired. And I ended up getting fired four times
within three months and appealing it and having to go
back to work until the fourth one when I finally
did get fired.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Damn, you were that good?

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Huh that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
He was like, I got to return the favor to her.
I guess you could say that, yeah, uh, don't tell
us where you work, but what industry was it in?

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (01:10:58):
Shipping and delivery?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah it was, Yeah, you did, Yeah you did. Well,
we're gonna hook you up. Gim me go ahead and
tell her exactly what she's gonna get.

Speaker 16 (01:11:12):
Kellie had to get rid of me once because I
played my favorite song too much. If you can't respect
the arts of Donald Lewis, I don't need to be
there anyway, have a case Atlanta Google Octoberfest backed you Ashton.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Thanks for sharing and hang on the line so GIMPI
can get your info. Okay, thank you so much, because
he did it, did sweet? All right. We've got to
do our picks for the NFL this week, and uh,
the first one is Kansas City Baltimore, and Baltimore is
a two and a half point favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:11:47):
Who do you got, lindsay, Chiefs?

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Any reason?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Why aren't they at home?

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yeah? And Xavier Worthies back.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
So supposed to be that is not confirmed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Okay, well supposed to be back, yea. I just feel
that they don't want to lose at home, and.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
I'm going Chiefs, Gimpie.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
They're both at the same right, same record, yeah right,
but the but Queefs are at home, and I think
that's what makes a big difference there, known as the
loudest stadium in the country. I'll go with the Chiefs.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
But grudgingly, huh.

Speaker 8 (01:12:34):
They're both about the same on in my mind. They're
on the same plane, right, same record, same second ass
season right now. But it's the home field advantage is
the really the only reason why I'm picking the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I mean, this is the hardest game to pick this week.
For sure, they are pretty equal. Baltimore has been playing well,
but actually the Chiefs and Baltimore have been playing the same, right,
But the Chiefs are the ones saying it's over. But
the Baltimore, their lead pass rusher is injured, so they

(01:13:11):
aren't going to have that same threat that they've had before.
Derrick Henry has apparently got a case of the upseeas
I mean, he's folded three times in that game last week.
If that happens again, they benched him. If that happens again.

Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
You think they get rid of him?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
No, no, no, no, I mean he can be good.
Three fumbles is not awesome. So will they keep him
out or will they play him? I think if they
play like last week, we've got that locked up. Yeah,
but I'm picking Kansas City. It's gonna be close for sure.

(01:13:47):
San Francisco, Jacksonville, Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
And sorry, Gimbi, I'm gonna go take the Jaguars.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
Any reason why?

Speaker 10 (01:13:59):
Because the injured list for the Niners is so long
right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, I'm pretty it's unclear if he's coming back. We
also obviously know Bosa's out on ir mac Jones apparently
he's dealing with knee issues.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
The Juwan Jenny.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
I mean, there's yeah, it's it's like fifteen guys are
on their injured list.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
Kimpy Jacksonville squeaked by with the Texans last week.

Speaker 10 (01:14:25):
And the forty nine Ers squeaked by last week as well.

Speaker 8 (01:14:29):
But we still won.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
I know, by the way last night the Cardinals lost
by a field goal and the closing that's happened like
nine times or something already.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
It's crazy. It was a super tight game. I'm going
to pick the Niners regardless, So I don't even know
what I'm trying to do here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, I think that they have built the forty nine
Ers four injuries, right, they have built that team to
deal with like because they've been curse before. So now
they they are stacking the bench with players that can
step up. And we've seen that since when Kittle was
hurt and McCaffrey since the beginning of the season.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
Yeah yeah, so and undefeated.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's true. Hasn't Kit'll come back yet?

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah he was back.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Was he back last week?

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:15:18):
He wouldn't back last.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Okay, but you know that, Oh gotta go at some
time and maybe uh no not maybe maybe not since
the seventies.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
Maybe let me have this man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Now, I'm gonna keep you a realistic, but there's no
way Jacksonville is beating them unless if mac Jones doesn't
play or a player gets another injury. Uh, that would
be the only way. And if Jacksonville has the game.

Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
Right we are at home, so anything can happen. We'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:50):
Yeah, So I'm picking San Francisco on that one.

Speaker 14 (01:15:53):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
And then we've got Chicago at the Raiders. The Raiders
are one and a half point favorites.

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
Lindsay, Uh if if if Caleb Williams plays like he
did last week, then I believe that the Raiders won't
stand a chance this week.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
I'm taking Chicago.

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
Can be they both I mean the Bears they did
get that one win, but so did the Raiders because
they're both the same right now. So I'm going to
go with the good readers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah, I mean, Chicago's dealing with so many injuries. The
chance that they're going to play like they did last
week I think is far fetched.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
The O line was already having.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Trouble protecting Caleb and now they're severely banged up on
the injured reserve, and I think we may see some
regression actually actually in Caleb my little confidence or maybe
over confident, I don't know. We'll see how his temperament is.
If Ben Johnson has been like, hey man, you got it.
Last week's over. You need to forget that week even happened.

(01:17:09):
But the Raiders, if they play like they played what
a couple of weeks ago where they threw an interception
like first play and gino through like three interceptions or something, Yeah,
I think they're gonna get beat. But I see Raiders
at home although injuries Chicago, I think I think the
Raiders make sense on that pick as well. So we'll

(01:17:31):
see how that plays out. What's your best I Got
fired story BMMS and what that is to eight two
nine four five case of lining Coogle Octoberfest is up
for grabs. We'll do that here in about forty minutes. Lindsey,
good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:17:45):
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Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Good morning, Gimpy, Good morning Corvin.

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Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
All right, Willie Nelly, anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go back to something. It's your
chance to own the show this Texas. I wonder what
Corbyn would say if Patrick Mahomes left for more money.
I'm sure he would have the same take as Parsons.
I would like, I'll be surprised if he stays his
whole career there. I hope he does.

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
Yeah, yes, five hundred million dollars if yes, If they
lose there at some point, he's gonna get older, like,
it wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
It's the the way the game works now. The chances
of players staying with teams to the end is more rare.

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
I feel like he would stay because now hear me out,
the cost of living is low for him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
He's a family man, he's got a good team.

Speaker 10 (01:19:06):
He makes decent enough money to days can live very
comfortably where.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
He's at today today.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
So when his wife leaves them and takes the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Kids, I would be shocked if they go to public school,
just to be honest, right, sure, but I'm sorry, I
would be shocked if they go to a public or
private school. I'm sure they're homeschooled. Really, it wouldn't surprise me.
They would need security.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Right, I think that, Uh, it's just unrealistic to expect
your favorite player to stay with your team forever.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
I think just my can't be opinion that he probably
would stay because he's done so well since the beginning,
and it's only this season that is kind of questionable.
And I don't think it's him that's the one that's
in question. It's just a lot I heard everybody, But
it's one of those. I've been here for so long,
I've been doing so good, and I'm making so much money.

(01:20:00):
Why not instead of moving to another team, why not
just go ahead and retire young? I got my pop
hundred million dollars. Yeah, I'll go from there.

Speaker 10 (01:20:10):
I think that the coaching staff would have to change
in order for him to leave and him not be
happy with the coaching staff, the changes there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Maybe he's deeply rooted into the city. There's no question
about that. It's not like I want him to leave.
I'm just saying if he left for more money, I'd
be like, Okay, yeah, that happens. Tom Brady, Brett Farv,
Aaron Rodgers, these are all great, right, So the idea
that they stay now, maybe he'll retire and then play
somewhere else. Maybe there'll be an aura of like, I'm

(01:20:44):
you know, I'm only good because of Bill Belichick, and
you'll want to go somewhere and prove you are right. Right,
So that's not it. I don't think it's an unrealistic
thought to think that I would never fault someone for
wanting more money.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
What's wrong with that? Even if they're on my favorite team,
I don't think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
A big deal. Also, they're football player.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Like when the Chiefs lost one of their games, my.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Wife was like, that's really sucks that they lost.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
I'm like, eh, I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Actually already forgot about it. It just I'm not gonna
let that dictate my mood. What other people are doing
on a field making millions. I was pointing this out
to Lindsay, I want to share how big of a
nerd I am. There is a hurricane developing off the
coast of Florida. I'm sorry, down in the Bahamas, and
it looks like it's going to hit the United States

(01:21:33):
this weekend or maybe Monday. It hasn't been named yet,
but if it whiz named Berto is the current one,
the next one will be I and that I Melda,
I believe is the next name on the list. But
one of the possible places that could hit is Savannah, Georgia. Savannah, Georgia,
since keeping track of hurricanes, has been hit by eyes

(01:21:56):
four times.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
The hurricane eyes not the eye of the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Correct correct correct, then followed by H as the most Now,
just as a comparison, it's been hit by two a's,
b DFG, Like do you understand the rarity?

Speaker 7 (01:22:13):
Like it's kind of all over the place. But for them,
especially in.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
The last few years, to get hit by eyes twenty
twenty three, twenty two, twenty seventeen, Wow, right, how crazy
is that? And then h's are a little more spread
out twenty twenty four, twenty sixteen eighty nine.

Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
So hey, cover, your brother is a Georgia man? Is
he in the path?

Speaker 7 (01:22:32):
He lives outside Lanta.

Speaker 8 (01:22:33):
Oh okay, so you got nothing to worry about.

Speaker 10 (01:22:34):
That.

Speaker 8 (01:22:35):
Okay, well that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Uh, Will and Nilly, anything you want to talk about,
bring up something new, go back to something, this, says
Will and Nilly. What's your favorite beer with pizza? Oh,
what's your favorite beer with pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Something on the lighter side.

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
I like stouts are my favorite beers, but not with
pizza because I can eat a lot of pizza, so
I don't want to drink heavily. So something more on
the lighter side, like even more so, like a maybe
a michela ultra type of a beer. Something light, even
a Miller light or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Gim me.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
You guys might and you probably are going to judge
me for this, but I don't drink beer when I'm
eating food.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
I don't know if I judge you. That's a little surprising,
but I judge.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:23:27):
It's it's it's always been weird to me, you know,
to be eating something in the wash it down. I
like to keep my beer my food separated. So like
if I go out a restaurant, if for barbecuing or whatever,
typically I would drink my beers and I'll eat my
food and either wait until it's all said and done
and then go back and drinking beer, or if I'm

(01:23:49):
at a restaurant or something, I'll I'll have my water there,
or if I'm at home, I'll get like a glass
of sweet tea and that's what I use to wash
the food down with. But I typically don't drink beer
while I'm eating. But to answer the question of favorite bear,
it's but light always will be in.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
The short answer is yes.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
The long answer is, man, there are some a beer
and a brot.

Speaker 7 (01:24:15):
There's something awesome about that. Beer and pizza?

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
Is that for me? Beer?

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
And hot wings?

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Is that for me?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Chips and salsa and beer awesome? But typically I'm an
I'm an, I p a guy, and I do it
because you all hate it. If someone texted you a
picture of your own privates, would you know it's yours?

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I would hope, So.

Speaker 10 (01:24:44):
How I mean, I'm the one that keeps that area groomed, right,
so I do see it, So yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
Would know, and I'd like to think so.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
I mean, we've had this conversation on the air. If
your partner's genitalia was in a lineup with other genitalia,
would you be able to pick it out and I would.
I'm gonna say no, I don't think you could.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
I'd like to think I could.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Unless there's a discerning feature like a birthmarker, discolouration or something.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Giant herpiesore or something to that effect.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Yeah, And you can't go with the idea that like
it's shaved right, because it's a lineup, so you try
to put people in the lineup that all look the same, right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
And if there's a color difference, you know, like my
girl's Filipino, so she's you know, a dark skinned gal.
But if you're putting all kinds of dark skinned vaginas
up there, oh maybe I could. I'd like to think
I could, but you know, same goes with my wayner.
I'd like to think that I could pick it out.
But if they're all the same skin tone, I don't know,

(01:25:54):
because I don't growers, not showers or whatever you happen. Yeah,
I don't have a scar on my that would you know,
separate it from the other ones, you know, and it's
not like it's bent or curved or any so there's
don't I don't think I could, to be honest with you, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
I could only because of the burn.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
All right, you've got the scar to prove it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Yeah. Uh will any of you go see Whiskey Myers
at the pay com center tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
I am not going.

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
I only wish no.

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
Uh. I lived in Savannah twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
If a Category five hurricane hurricane hit Savanna at high tide,
the storm surge was projected to reach I ninety five,
which is like eighteen miles from the coast.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Yeah, hurricanes are crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Yeah, they're wildly crazy because people think it's the wind,
which it is, but the rain, the sure volume of
liquid drowning kills a lot of people. Uh. Same with
gimpie beer for beer before or after meal. Can't eat
beer while eating favorite course. Make I never knew that
was a thing. Now are you all that do this?

(01:27:05):
The same type of people that only eat like if
you have meat loaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans, you
eat those separately.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
You don't mix together.

Speaker 8 (01:27:13):
Oh I mix together Like I won't mix it all together,
but like the leftovers after it's done. And I've got
no problem with you know, scooping you know some potato
salad up with some you know, green bean or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
So you eat when you eat on your plate, you
you won't just eat meat loaf.

Speaker 8 (01:27:32):
And then move to this. Now, I'm kind of all
over the place sort of thing. Sometimes I do, sometimes
I don't, But generally I just, you know, kind of
go around the round the plate until it's all gone.

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
I was a kid, I was that. But now as
an adult, no.

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
You eat one thing and then move on to the no.

Speaker 7 (01:27:48):
No no. As a kid, I was got it one
at a time.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
Or what about the people that can't let other foods
touch other foods on their plate?

Speaker 8 (01:27:55):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:58):
I don't like that surprise me from you. I don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I don't I want to control the amount of mix
that's happening on my plate, you know what I mean? Like,
And this is where it's I can visually tell you
where this comes from.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (01:28:13):
As a kid, my mom would make canned.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Beats and we would have some other items mashed potatoes,
let's just say meat loaf, and the beats will get
put on the plate and the beat juice would run
all over the place. Yea lima beans come to mine
as another dish. So because of those two things that
I think have not traumatized me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
I I still do this day.

Speaker 10 (01:28:37):
I'm like, Giggy, wouldn't you say she would make canned beats.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
So like she'd open the can and then dump them
into a microwave ball or an oven, And then why
are you making that fa You're making it sound like
these have This is not a thing I.

Speaker 10 (01:29:00):
Have never in my life ever, Well, that doesn't mean nothing.
I've never seen it, never heard of anyone eating beats warm.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Never you know, it's a canned vegetable in the canned
vegetable aisle, right.

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love beats.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
I put them on my salad.

Speaker 10 (01:29:19):
I'll make a beat alone salad like for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
But never, yeah, ever, have I've ever heard of it
eating them warmed up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
I've never had a beat I like, and I've tried them.
I keep going back to it. I'm willing to try it.
And maybe there's one out there that I can't think of.
But overwhelmingly, beats taste like dirt.

Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
One hundred percent like dirt.

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
I don't care how they're cooked, warm, cold, canned, not.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
They're good for you, They're very healthy, right, good for
the body, but well disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
I had a friend who would they love beats and
they would de hide rate them and make beat chips.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
And it was that point that our friendship ended.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Yes, you like beat so much and you get there,
they're messy like the buck and people like, oh you
blend it or making you know, put it in a
juicer with some other stuff, and you're like, yeah, that
makes sense. And then you take a drink and you're like,
am I drinking dirt right because.

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
It's so overpowered? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Uh, yes, only one thing at a time. Wait, wait,
you bring your penis say more. I feel like I've
told this story a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
You never know who a new listener is.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
In college, drunk walking back from the bar, we had
these lights that shined up onto the building, you know,
like the building that's on the diplomas and all the
materials and the the icon of the of the of
the university. And I was being funny guy like trying
to do a shadow puppet onto the building with little Corbin,

(01:31:03):
and drunk Unstable touched the halogen light. I eat all
my food mixed up. It drives me crazy to watch
someone eat one at a time. I cannot drink alcohol
while I'm eating at all. I have a hard time
drinking after I eat. I'm just gonna say this, especially

(01:31:24):
when it comes to wine, wine and food pairings, you're
missing out on crazy things.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
I can get down on some wine. It's not the
alcohol that gets me, right. The flavor of the beer
and the carbonation bloat that is what gets me. That's
why I don't drink beer. I'll drink wine with your
dinner all day long, all right, no problem.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Somebody texted in saying it drives or the text incident.
It drives them crazy, it drives you crazy. I watched
someone do it. I'm like glad to see you're still
an adult child. In Australia, beats are mixed into ground
beef and made into hamburgers.

Speaker 8 (01:31:59):
Beats if you will, no good for them. No, that's
a whole lot of note.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Oh good, we found the crazy thing they do in Australia.

Speaker 10 (01:32:08):
Right, I'll have to ask Moses, our exchange student, about that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
If that's how they make them at home.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Yeah, fresh beats warm with just salt is awesome. It's
until I like open my food palate. I didn't know
beats could be cold.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Okay, until it taste like.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Dirt though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, what's your
favorite zoo animal?

Speaker 12 (01:32:32):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:32:35):
Well, we can't ever leave the zoo without seeing the elephants.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Yeah, probably the elephants.

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Gippe and ask someone I have to go a draft.
I never really thought about it, but I mean drafts
are cool, the long legged bitches with their big old,
long stretching necks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an elephant guy. Elephants are like they're
just waiting, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
At oursy though. I do like to see the tortoises
so but.

Speaker 7 (01:33:11):
I always have time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
The elephants always feel like they know they're big, they
know they can hurt you, and.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
They're just like, you're not worth the trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I just want to sit here and use my trunk
in a weird way. I just think elephants are like
one of the best. What would be your stage name
and your signature pole dance? I guess if you were
a stripper.

Speaker 10 (01:33:35):
Hm, oh, what do they say? You find your stage
name from the first your first pet in this first
street you lived on?

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
Okay, the rule, there's no rule.

Speaker 10 (01:33:50):
Well, if we went with that, it would be Bab's
garretson and my signature pole dance would probably be flat
on my face because I would fall flat on my face.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
GIMPI.

Speaker 8 (01:34:07):
They call me CAMPI stretching nuts. I think my signature
dance would be climbing that pole all the way to
the top and then spinning down the pole upside down
and stopping just before I hit the floor, using nothing

(01:34:27):
but my pointer finger on my little hand to hold
me into place. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
I think my pole dancing name would be gravitron.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
I don't know. And then my signature dance move would.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Eat as I go down the pole because I'm not
getting up very high, and then I would slide down it.
Until this moment, I didn't there were there were pole
dance actual dances associated. I just thought people were doing
their thing. No, there's actual moves apparently that are associated

(01:35:08):
with pole dancing.

Speaker 8 (01:35:10):
I just like to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
So do guys go that go to the strip club
a lot and go, oh, she's doing a standing?

Speaker 12 (01:35:15):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
I'm sure the purists do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Okay, the girls, I would believe, especially ones that used
to be in the biz.

Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
Right teaching me, young, you do that? Excuse me, that's
not how you do that.

Speaker 7 (01:35:31):
The now hairdresser's going there too.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
I saw this funny meme that was so funny and
Oh god, I hope I saved it and it had
to do with strippers and what they saw.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
Oh my gosh, I hope I have it here.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Oh yeah, here it is. Uh oh yeah. All you
girls that used to put that little Playboy Buddy sticker
on your tanning bed are now realtors, nurses, hairdressers, are teachers.

Speaker 8 (01:36:11):
That checks. Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Radio personality isn't on there.

Speaker 8 (01:36:16):
I gonna say, Lindsay, seems like that type of gal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
Uh does Corbin really argue this much in real life
or just for the show.

Speaker 8 (01:36:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
You'd have to wait and find out, or do you
wanted to?

Speaker 8 (01:36:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
It's a weird obsession.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
By the way, all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 7 (01:36:35):
We're giving away a beer. What's your best?

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
I Got Fired story, A case of line and Google
Octoberfest is up for grabs, BMMS and what that is
to eight?

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
We want to know what's your best?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
I Got Fired story? Case of Line and Google Octoberfest
could be yours and we've gotten some great ones. But
Michael's online right now. Hey Michael, how are you?

Speaker 8 (01:36:56):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:36:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
All right, Michael, what's your best? I? Got fired. Story.

Speaker 9 (01:37:03):
My first job. I was a grocery sacker for Smith's
Food King and I was just sitting there bagging my groceries,
you know, like you do. And uh. A guy walks
up to me and he's like, I got home. My
chicken wasn't in my bag and I said uh, I said,
I said, I'm sorry about that. I was like, uh.

(01:37:25):
I was like, the manager's right over there. I was like,
if you'll go tell him, he'll get you taken care of.
And he looks at me. He's like, so what am
I supposed to do about my chicken? I was like, dude, like,
the manager is right over there, he'll fix up, probably
give you a new chicken. And he looks at me.
He's like, are you getting smart with me, little ahole?
I looked at him and I grabbed a can of

(01:37:45):
corn and I said look at here.

Speaker 10 (01:37:47):
And I.

Speaker 9 (01:37:50):
Was like, uh, one more comment out of you. I said,
I'm gonna shove this can of corn up your.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Chicken.

Speaker 9 (01:37:59):
So anyway, yeah, that was I didn't I didn't finish
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
And how many times in your career have you been
fired from a job?

Speaker 14 (01:38:11):
I you you don't say, well, we're gonna hook you up, man,
So gimp go ahead and tell him exactly what he's
gonna get.

Speaker 16 (01:38:23):
When's they got the mood from hermal job because every
time I've tried on a new shirt, she stretched the
moves out so much and nobody.

Speaker 8 (01:38:29):
Could wear it anymore. Enjoy this case Atlantic Google Octoberfest to.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
You guys, Michael, thanks for sharing, man. I appreciate it,
and I hope you have a great weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:38:39):
Think Bud.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
All right, body, see you later.

Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Uh So, we don't talk about NASCAR this much, but
you gotta hear this crazy story. It apparently Martin Truex Junior,
who retired twenty twenty four. I think he apparently had
been listing several of his trophies and memorabilia of his
stuff for sale on Facebook, and it caused people to

(01:39:06):
freak out. Now, for those who don't know true Rex,
he's probably not one of the greatest of all time,
but of the last twenty years for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
Okay, Oh you good?

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Yeah, not as good as obviously uh Richard Petty, not
as good as Dale Earnhard of course, right, but he's
pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:39:29):
Big name, big name, right.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Seventy five Cup Series champions, there's some crazy number.

Speaker 8 (01:39:35):
Like that, I'd say, and he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
Yes, But he retired.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Right after the was It twenty twenty four season and
apparently he wasn't going to come back, and he decided
he would, And he was quoted as saying that quote.
This sport isn't exactly what it appears to be. It
takes big commitment. My team is amazing. They deserve the
very best driver, the guy who wants it more than

(01:40:01):
anyone else. And I've been that guy, and I want
to make sure that if I come back, I'm willing
to do that. It takes a lot. It's not just
show up to the track, drive car, go home. Takes
a lot of commitment, a lot of travel. It's a
lot of missing things with family and friends and all
those things that I've done for twenty five years.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
Do I want to keep doing it?

Speaker 8 (01:40:18):
Am I?

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I'm willing to sacrifice all those things again from my team.
That's just what I'm thinking about. I don't know that
running good and winning make a difference.

Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
I wonder how many athletes and celebrities, actors stuff like
that feel that way.

Speaker 7 (01:40:37):
Andrew Luck that's why he quit.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
He was like, this is not worth it, right, and
he got people dogged on him for it. Who's that
singer that was like, I'm good nineties guy from the
New Radicals?

Speaker 8 (01:40:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Yeah, he went on to just produce so he could
be at home, and yeah, I just still did.

Speaker 8 (01:40:56):
I'm sure he wanted to be a rock star, be
up on the stage and did it a yeah, but realize, ah,
this isn't what it is cracked up to be. This
isn't what I want.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I'm out here, careful what you ask for exactly. Well,
they replaced him, obviously, with a fantastic race car name
Chase Brisco, and he's had the best season of his
career and is competing for the second round of the
NASCAR Cup Series. But there's development in this story. Apparently
Martin Truex didn't know his stuff was being sold. Really,

(01:41:28):
an employee of his of ten years or close confidant
of his was selling the stuff on Facebook.

Speaker 8 (01:41:36):
And keeping the money for himself.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Apparently, and Martin didn't know anything about it. And luckily,
it looks like a race car memorabilia authentic group was
buying all the stuff and they were contacted by Truex
and we're like, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
Man, we don't.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
We didn't. We thought they were.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
They had permission to sell this stuff, and so they're
working with him to get all that stuff back to him. Apparently. Dude,
this has all come out in like the last twelve hours.

Speaker 8 (01:42:11):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:42:11):
Well, that's nice that they're giving like the right people
bought it and are working with him.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Luckily the right people. Yes, And I wouldn't say luckily.
I would say that, No, that's the right thing to do.
Why would you bring unfair criticism onto yourself. You can
get unfair criticism anyway. Why would you.

Speaker 7 (01:42:30):
Help that exactly? But it is a crazy story to think.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I don't know if I would ever buy, Like it's
hypothetical Patrick Mahomes sells his MVP trophy, Would I buy
that assuming I had the money?

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:42:46):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:42:46):
No, No, because it's got his name on it. Yeah,
not like it's your MVP trophy. But I mean it's
still kind of cool to have.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I mean, I guess I'm kind of the belief that
trophies don't mean anything.

Speaker 7 (01:42:58):
They're kind of silly. Actually, what if you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
Found either online or at a pwn shop Patrick Mahomes
super Bowl ring?

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:43:11):
No, No, you wouldn't at all. No, that's a pretty
good gid. I think that's that's shocking. Actually, I think
why because it's such a huge thing to have, and
not everybody hits one, and if you happen to have,
you know, stumble across one, either online or on a
at a at a pawn shop, you know, jump on it.

(01:43:33):
Why do you know anybody who has a super Bowl ring?

Speaker 7 (01:43:37):
No? But exactly, but that so what?

Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
So what a still badass? You could say, and I
have a super Bowl ring that you didn't earn, It
doesn't matter you still have it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:47):
Yeah, you're you're you're stolen.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
Valor you're no, it's only stolen valor if you go
and tell people I play it in the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
And I got the ring, you make the statement I
have a super Bowl ring, you're not being fair with
your honesty. Well, it depends on how fast you get
past the follow up question of no, s how'd you
get that?

Speaker 8 (01:44:09):
If I have to ask you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:11):
You're not being honest.

Speaker 8 (01:44:12):
No, I think that's a question. I think everybody would question,
where the hell did you get that? Because this is
such a rare item. You know, if you said I
got a super Bowl ring, that's the first thing coming
out of my mouth is where the hell did you
get that?

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Evasion of information is equal to line you're deliberately not disclosing.

Speaker 8 (01:44:32):
Okay, Yeah, if I ask the question and say, hey,
where the hell did you get that, and you're like,
none of your business? Then yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
If you say I have a super Bowl ring, yeah,
that's dishonest.

Speaker 8 (01:44:43):
No, because it's not. It's literally not because you own
the super Bowl ring. You bought it at a pawn
shop or you bought it online, but you physically own
a super Bowl ring.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:56):
I mean if you said, I see both points, I
have a super Bow how but the first question is
how in the hell do you have a super Bowl ring?

Speaker 8 (01:45:04):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:45:04):
You're doing that on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
You're trying to hope they don't ask, and if they do,
you'll definitely be honest. But evasion of information is the
same as line.

Speaker 8 (01:45:13):
For me. Well, I don't disagree with you. I don't disagree,
but I don't think there's any evasion of the question there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Absolutely, I bought a super Bowl ring. Would you like
to see it?

Speaker 8 (01:45:24):
Yeah? Sure, where'd you get it at?

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
I bought it?

Speaker 7 (01:45:26):
I said that when I started the sentence, Right.

Speaker 8 (01:45:29):
No, you didn't say you bought it. You said you
got it.

Speaker 10 (01:45:32):
No, he said I bought a super Bowl ring. But
what if what if you said I own a super
Bowl ring?

Speaker 7 (01:45:37):
I think that's kind of the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:45:40):
Well, if you've said if you say I bought a
super Bowl ring, then there's no sense with the where'd
you buy it at? Would be the only follow up question.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Yeah, there, but I don't need to. You're not leaving
room for me to come to a conclusion that you
did it, that you did the super Bowl, you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:56):
Were in and obtained the ring.

Speaker 8 (01:45:58):
If you said I have a super Bowl as opposed
to I bought one, right, uh. I think if you're
going and telling everybody like if you're using it to
pick up girls at the bar and be like, ahh
yeah I was. I was a super Bowl fifty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
All you the only reason you buy stuff like that
is to impress people that true statement, because that you
won't be on your deathbed and go I'm so glad
I made missed two house payments to buy that ring.

Speaker 8 (01:46:29):
No you say, go get my ring. I want to
die with it on my hand that you didn't earn,
but you missed two house payments, So technically you did
earn it. You bought it. You worked hard to earn
the money to pay for the Super Bowl ring that
you found in a pawn shop, So technically you did
earn it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Even guys who have won championship rings, we know somebody
he was like, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:46:54):
Where there's appropriate places to where it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Yeah, yeah, like team reunions, sure, football events, but it
is not something you just parade around. Even NFL players
have said that you don't just you wear it when
like you're inducted to the Hall of Fame. You don't
do it because it's a Saturday and you're going to
the drinking hole. If you are, you're a douche bag.

(01:47:17):
Even if you earned it.

Speaker 8 (01:47:19):
I don't know about that, especially first timers, first time
getting your Super Bowl ring. Like if you've got Tom
Brady and you got one for each finger, then yeah,
but you get your very first one. I think you're
going out to the bar that night, the club that
night wearing that big old flashy that's different.

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
You just want it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
But if you do it a few years later and
you're like, hey, hey, hey, you're waving with that hand
or shaking with that hand, but showing the ring. You're
a dick.

Speaker 2 (01:47:47):
I think there's players that do where it's on ag.

Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
Of course, because there are, you know, douchebags everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:47:52):
Well what about okay, so everybody that works for or
the team, the team's organization, Yeah, gets a team gets
a ring. They may not be as flashy as they
don't get the ring. They get a version of the
ring pace. So do you think Bob in marketing, where's
his super Bowl ring out on on on the town? No,
I do think Bob does.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
No, he probably sold it his pawn shop.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Collectively we're saying that you were a part of the
championship team, but also no.

Speaker 8 (01:48:27):
Well, I mean you listen, you were you. You made
the poster that they put up, you designed.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Nobody worked harder on the field that actually earned it
when we got to do it for Bob.

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
Did you see the poster he made for Game two.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Printed the tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Yeah, he sat at a ticket booth, he padded people down.

Speaker 7 (01:48:48):
No, no, all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
We'll be back.

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