BMMS 9-30-25

Here's To Tuesday!!! Corbin IS Using A Hi-Tech Fancy Loaner Car, When Netflix Leads To Gunfire, Plastic Surgery Kills, You Can't Feed A Ktten To A Snake, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Concert Announcement, & Movies  That We Would Live In!!!

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We honestly had no idea. We just make guesses. And
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got a listener emails. We've got to tell the truth.
And later we'll have an announcement about a return of
something to the show. Hooray something someone somewhere. I don't

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know how to bring the wheel back.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
We'll have to wait and see. So that's all coming
up here in a little bit. So I took my
car in to get repaired, and I got to get
a loaner, right, and they gave me a Tesla. And
I'd be lying if I said that Tesla's didn't intrigue
me the idea of having one.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
They're you know, all.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
The they're all the rage. Yeah, who doesn't want to
spend more money on gas?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Right, I'm sure? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
I never was really serious about one because the price
tag's ridiculous. And so anyway, that's what I got for
a loaner. It's really quiet, obviously right fully electric, right
fully electric.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Now, real quick, before you go any further, did you
did they give you a full quote unquote tank of gas?
Did it give you a full battery, full charge, full charge? Yes? Okay,
because I was curious as to like, how long does
it take for one to charge their battery to a
full charge.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
So I left yesterday and had ninety eight ninety nine
and it's at U sixty eight right now.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, so you've used a little bit of it, yeah,
drive around, pick up all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
So I've got to go. I gotta go charge it
today because I may have to return it today. So
I don't That's a whole other thing, because why the
rental car company doesn't give you like an at home charger,
which you can anyway. But so yeah, it's got all
the tech stuff. I love good tech stuff. There's some
weird things. There's some cool things, like when you let

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up off the gas, you never really have to hit
the brake only really in an emergency. It will slow
down for you and even creep crawl to the stop sign.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yeah, it's awesome. Green light car dings to let you
know the light trick. Yeah, little yeah, you know, weird
things like that are awesome. The camera system on it awesome,
crystal clear cameras. Turn your turn signal on, a camera
pops up, the window pops up so you can see

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in your blind spot. Yeah, not nice, little perks. It's
got a like an accident cam from the on the front,
but it only activates and an it's always recording, but
you only see it if you honk your horn or
if there's an actual collision.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
From what I understand, Okay, but that's about the end
of it.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Because I wanted to hook my phone up for you know,
Apple CarPlay. Nope, that's extra. I was like, oh, I
want to just connect my just my music. Nope, that's extra.
I wanted to hook up my garage door opener. Nope,
that's extra. No, I'm not buying a ninety thousand dollars car,

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seventy thousand dollars car to pay for subscriptions R.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I wonder if if it's because it's a loaner car
that you have to get all those subscription upgrades or whatever,
or if you like, actually purchase it out right it's
yours if they kind of come with it. I don't
know anybody who owns a Tesla, so I don't. I
don't know. You're the first playerson close enough to me

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that's actually driven one.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
This says, depending on the vehicle model and configuration, full
self driving hardware purchases, premium, materior options, performance and accessories
are all available for upgrades, so which I could get
like the auto driving, the autopilot sort of thing out
you'd have to pay extra for that.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
The garage door opener though a little ridiculous. Yeah, the
the I can't hook my phone up to it and
listen to whatever the hell I want to kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Yeah, and I can understand me of the Apple thing, like,
hey Tesla, yay Apple? No, okay, okay, sure, but they're
the it's like one of the biggest phones.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I don't know how.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Whatever, Right, I get it, I'm territorial. It just I'm
not impressed with it. And then the threat of like
and charging it, Like it isn't like filling your tank
with gas. No, it'll take thirty forty minutes for to
charge or more or more.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
My cousin has a Tesla and he says that he
can get he can binge watch shows filling his vehicle
or charging his.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Vehicles just to sit in his car and watch. Yeah,
yeah that sounds terrible. Yeah, just not. I'm just not
impressed at all. I was more impressed when I got
my Audi in twenty nineteen. Right, it's not electric. I
was more impressed when we got the BMW in twenty eighteen. This,

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I'm just I read a key to tell you ride
last time, and I was like, this is nice.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Way cheaper than anything that you currently own or or driving.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yes, it's being in it's in the mix for the
next car.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Maybe it was like built up too. You know how
sometimes when you're excited for something you get built up.
It gets built up really big, like you can never
live up to the expectation, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then you get it.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
You're like, oh, well right, yeah, all the things that
I'm told about it, I don't get to experience.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Right, You've got a very very very very base model.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, which sucks. I think that, you know, when it
comes to testa because that's all.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
We heard self driving cars. Yeah, Resmart da da da day.
That should come standard then in those cars if that's
the case, because that's what people are getting sold on.
They're getting sold on the auto drive, the autopilot, and
they're getting sold on on the electric form of it.
And I feel, ah, I think that they should be
able to make it charge faster. I don't think you

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should have to sit there for thirty forty five minutes
waiting for your vehicle to to fuel up.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
They have a thing called a supercharger, but guess what,
it's extra. I got in it and when you open
the door, it comes alive, okay. And I was sitting
there and I was looking for the start button. There
is no star button.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
This is the key. It's just a card, okay. And
as long as you have that on you, you should you
just get in and go or do you have to
set it in a certain spot. Okay, it took me
until last night to learn how to lock it. Wow,
so was this and that.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
May be a little like, but I'm pretty tech savvy.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah. Did you ask for this particular vehicle when you
had to get a loaner? Or it was one of
the better deals? Okay? Yeah, okay, who's one of the
better deals? Because that I mean, I guess it makes sense.
You see it and you're like, oh, hey, Tesla, let's get
what I didn't see what it's like. And then you
get in and you realize you don't like it now, but
you made that choice.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Are you a tech savvy guy? Because we have a
Tesla available?

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Sometimes when I rent a car, I just go for
the lowest one. Yeah, And then they're like, what do
you need the car for? And I'm like I just
car repair in the city, and like, okay, what do
you want? No, no, no, Like last time, I got to
remember that truck I had I'm stupid large.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then this time they're like Tesla.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
I'm like, that's fine because there's a massive golf tournament
in town, right, So I guess they had extra I
don't know, I don't know. Maybe golfers don't like Tesla's
They all want trucks because they're no Calhoma. I don't know,
so I don't I don't really care. I just want
the least expensive car without it being a roller skate.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Right, you got to be able to fit kids, smart,
do your chores.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Smart cars. Isn't a Tesla Smart cart the little.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
The actual brand Smart?

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Yeah, oh that's a brand.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah yeah, a little two door or some bitches look
like a roller skate. And yeah, I got into one
before I was working here. I was selling parts for
four and GM and they had brought one over because
we sold Smart parts as well. And uh, they're surprisingly
roomy on the inside. We had this big old boy,
oh bye, and he was tree fitty. He's a he's

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a big old boy and he fit in there.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
You would think with such a small car on the outside,
it'd be like I'm taking up every inch of this interior.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Right. No, No, they're quite quite roomy on the inside.
But again, you don't you get passenger seat, driver's seat,
maybe a little bit in the back for storage.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Aren't the engines in the trunk of those?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Then I will say this about the Tesla. The pickup
on it. Wow, well, yeah, it's all electric, any of those.
All electric vehicles are fast.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Af I don't know what it is about it, just
because there's no lag between the motor and the drive train.
Blah blah blah. I don't know. But electric bikes like
you're Hardley, LiveWire or whatever, all the electric motorcycles. Hel
Vanilla Ice owns one of the fastest motorcycles ever, and
it's it's banned in motocross because it's electric. It's so
fast it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I mean, I'm guessing two seconds second sixty. Wow, it's wild.
Like I think maybe you should drive it, get piece
just so you can go, Oh, yeah, it's crazy. Don't
wreck it. Don't wreck it the right. We got the
insurance though, right, oh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Ever pay the insurance.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
Get the insurance until it's a scam, just in case
it's a scam. Until you get t boned in the intersection.
They're like, well, now you owe us one hundred and
seventy five thousand dollars. My regular car insurance covers it.
I don't need to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But there's no there's no lag at all whatsoever. Like
with that smart car. I was driving.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
They let us drive it around, right, and uh, Scott,
the guy who ran that department whatever, He's like, all right,
stomp on the gas.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
So I did. And I was expecting it like a
normal car, knock, get back a little bit and take
the hell off. No, there was such a lag between
the stomping of the gas the accelerator and finally going,
and then he goes, and then it ships gears, shuts
her down completely and then back at it again. It
was so bizarre.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Yeah, there's no gearshif okay, and if you throttle the gas,
because remember that there's no there's a break.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
But to come up to the stop, you just.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Kind of ride the gas and when you're ready to stop,
you just let off the gas and the car will stop.
It may creep slowly, and as long as you throttle,
like start putting your foot on the gas, and it'll
just take off.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's wildly fast. I wonder if we can power stole
that thing.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
What I mean. I have insurance on my regular car,
but I don't think Safeco will cover.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Other damages. I'm just it's curiosity, man, Yeah, curiosity. I
want to do burnouts in your electric vehicle? How about
this the new Tesla.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
The last Tesla was introduced was five years is the
cyber truck?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
The model?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Why is their newest? It came out in twenty twenty,
So they all are pretty old. That's crazy to think about.
They're old, Yeah, they are.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
And which model is yours?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Three? I think? Okay?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Is that like an iPhone twelve? I don't know, yeah,
I'm not sure, to be honest, I thought they had
new models every year, just like regular cars. You would
think they would, but apparently they don't. So if you
go to a dealership and you want to buy a
new Tesla, you're buying a five year old car, a
five year old engineering project.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's crazy for like you said, what ninety grand?

Speaker 6 (15:37):
They're pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't think you're buying you're buying like a five
year old car. You're just buying the model itself that's
been around for you know, five years. That's kind of
like buying a Silverado, right, Silverado trucks have been around
for ever decades, right, But you're not buying one that

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was made nice teen seventy six. You're buying one that
was made in twenty twenty five or whatever. Right, but
you're buying five year old tech. Okay, five year old engineering. Okay,
maybe I get what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
I'm confident the engineering and tech has evolved in five years, right,
and they're more insurance more expensive to ensure.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Right, So it would be like buying an older iPhone,
if you will, because my iPhone? Right, Because an older
iPhone you can't get the new updates on an old.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Ice certain ones yeah, back back a certain year.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
So with a Tesla you wouldn't be able to get
the new updates.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Yeah, but an Apple you can get the update for
the last like four or five models.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Right, But like I think they stopped, Like you couldn't
get the new updates like on an iPhone six or I.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Would think not, I don't think right, well, what they're
like twelve or something. I don't know. Not an iPhone
user the home charger for this Tesla of your four
hundred and fifty dollars, or you can get the mobile
charger for three hundred. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Someone said the model three came out in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
If that damn damn.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
Yeah, that's the only fun part is punching the gas. Yeah,
and it's got this cool little screen where like it
finds cars and people and cones and stuff like that
before I see it, and it shows.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
It up on this little like map thing.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Okay, yeah, it's fine if you love that stuff, good
for you. But then I see those cyber trucks and
I'm like, really, i'd see a lot of those around town.
You know what I never see with them people hauling
stuff f ing truth.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, in truth, the cyber trucks hauling lumber. Well that's
what I'm saying. Oh, any anything, I don't know because
their quote unquote bed is covered. Maybe they've got something
groceries or something in there. I don't know. But you're
absolutely right. You don't see construction workers in a cyber truck.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Only like douchey guys with their financial vest and their
weird patterned golf shirt and they're crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's Friday socks. Watch out for those guys.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
All look like they can't swim.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
No jet ski behind it.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
Yeah, you don't see him pull I've never seen one
pulling anything.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I have on TikTok well boat ramp fails.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Never even seen a trailer hitch on one.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
I mean that's a good point. I'm not looking.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
You don't see truck balls on them.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
You gotta be a truck to have truck nuts. We
don't know what that is. That's that's something a third
grader drew and was like. Dad was like, yeah, sure,
we could build that. All right.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
We got to take a break. Tickets to see ghost
We just announced that show yesterday. We'll do that at
seven thirty's. Quickies are stories you may not have heard
about in the news, but we cover them here. It's
time for news quakies, World news, local news, and news
that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbin Gimpean
Lindsay with what's going on News Quakies from The Big

(19:23):
Man Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
In ninety seven, five AMoD.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
To two a teens that charged after Netflix account dispute
leads to gunfire. This happened in San Antonio, Texas, where
Brian Travis Reynolds and Anthony Constant, who are both nineteen
years old, were arrested following a gunfire incident that began
over a stupid Netflix account. This was on September twenty thirds,

(19:51):
just last week. The confrontation in San Antonio started when
Brian changed his buddy's Netflix ac count name to an insult.
Vincent agreed to fight his buddy after feeling disrespected, so

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Brian and Anthony arrived at his house. They jumped a
fence to reach a guy named Muno's. Reynolds carried a
handgun in his waistband and then he passed it to
Anthony during the altercation, and video shows Anthony repeatedly striking

(20:37):
Muno's while holding the weapon, so the gun was then
returned to Brian. So it's two against one at this point,
and the fighting continues, and the gun is fired during
the struggle and it left Muno's bleeding from his head.

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Officials remain unser and whether a bullet struck him, and
both suspects were taken into custody.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Which point on his name is Vincent Muno's, It's not
his name isn't like amos.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I sent the mugshots here, you guys could see it.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
The guy is.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Messed up, messed up.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Best just from changing a Netflix Come on, man, I know,
come on a grip. If you don't want him changing
your Netflix account, don't let him have access.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
To it.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Wearing the net bras his face is all jacked up,
poor guy.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Over Netflix, right, and what's up with the pigtails? Right?

Speaker 6 (21:44):
I mean, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Got a new hairstyle?

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Bro? What's interesting? Pigtails and like a mullet?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Not much? They're both bat yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Right, So as long as you don't put it in
pigtails or and it's flowing and locky, that's kind of sexy.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
If you have good hair.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah. The other guy with the thicker hair on top,
I mean, that's a good look on him.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, we're just talking about.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
But I don't see ponytails.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
The pigtails.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I don't see pigtails.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
The guy that's beat up his face, he's got his
hair and pigtails.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
I mean the mugshot I'm looking at, I don't see pigtails.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh, it looks like pigtails.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Do you see pigtails? Get pack? I didn't see pigtails,
but you know, I'm too busy looking at how jacked
up the guy's face is. He got worked. Investigation launched
into breast enhancement surgery. Father says killed his daughter. So
this comes out of Mexico right.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Where this gal she's fourteen years old and she's dead.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Now. Her name is Paloma, and the hospital says that
she died of respiratory illnesses. However, her puppy Carlos, thinks
that she actually died from plastic surgery complications. See what
happened was Poloma got breast in plants at fourteen years old.

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Breast in plants, a Brazilian butt lift, and liposuction, all
without his permission. Poppy Carlos says that some family members
noticed Poloma's boobs looked a little bit bigger at the
funeral than what they were used to seeing. Right, So
he examined her body and he found implants and scars,

(23:35):
and he thinks that the plastic surgery was a gift
from her mama. They're separated, and that her mama's new
boyfriend is the plastic surgeon who did the procedures. So
now there's an investigation seeing as what happened here if

(23:55):
it was from the plastic surgery or not.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Fourteen fourteen years old.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Fourteen years old, yeah, getting breast implants and a Brazilian
butt lift and some lipe of suction. Yeah that's too
young man.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah, I would argue all that plastic surgery is
too much, absolutely, yeah, But to each his own.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, and that very well. I could see how you
can draw the line from all this work done to death. Yeah,
especially if the boyfriend, the plastic surgeon boyfriend is not
a very he's like the doctor Nick of a plastic
surgeons there in Mexico, doctor Nick. Right.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Yeah, I was trying to see, like, how many parents
let their children under eighteen get plastic surgery? And do
you have the same outrage of all the kids taking
transgender medicine?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Right?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I would argue you don't, right, And a quick s
or says, they don't keep track of that.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Interesting, and I wonder what kind of plastic surgery do
they allow or are they okay with or would someone
be able.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
So fur as like the parents being okay.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
With or I mean like a nose job. Is that
more of an acceptable one to have done before the
age of eighteen?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
How do you feel?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I think it's circumstantial?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Are you in an accident?

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Sure, that's obviously that goes without saying we want you
to have to look if we have the ability after
an accident, we want you to be able to look
as what you used to look like as possible, right, right, right,
But that's not really what this is implying.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Now, this is changing, altering your body because of vanity.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
So do you have one not with those.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Extra circumstances, I think eighteen gimp, Yeah, I'm right there
as well, man, you can do whatever you want to
your body after you turn eighteen and goes plastic surgery,
whatever reassignment you want, all that after you're an adult
and you're eighteen.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. The number of people I
know they get plastic surgery, breast augmentations, nose repairs, cheek raises, whatever,
and that going exactly to the way they wanted is
not high.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
No, And your body's going to adjust so much naturally
between the age of fourteen and what twenty five something
like that, so it's like, ugh, just let it, let
it be for now.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Usually people that get breast augmentations are like, well I
didn't think it'd be this big. Are They're like, well,
the nose, it's not exactly what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Then you're just nitpicking your own body apart, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
It's like, right, well, I'm implying that the procedure isn't
You're not going to get exactly what you want. Because
you know, everybody's a little bit different. Yeah, they can't
guarantee it to look exactly like the perfection you have.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
In your brain. Right, that movies and television has led
us to believe. Yeah, damn movies and TV ruining everything.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Really, yes, it's the movies and TVs that are ruining
anything not human beings. Teacher apologizes for feeding kitten to
classroom snake. Yoh, this happened in North Texas, where a
teacher has issued an apology to students for feeding a
kitten to the snake kept in the classroom. The district

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investigated the unnamed advanced animal science teacher after social media
posts online indicated it had happened in front of students.
According to district officials, that is not the case. They
say it happened outside of school hours, and the teacher
has apologized to her students. The kitten was one of
several sick kittens brought to the classroom, of which have

(27:50):
since been died. The uh this is in the county
northwest of Fort Worth, it says Aileen. So I don't
know what that means.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Oka say she fed the snake a sick kitten. That's
kind of like eating spoiled food as a human, right,
that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
I think kittens have a pretty good I think snakes
have a pretty good stomach.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, they eat bones and everything.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, the kitten was gonna die?

Speaker 6 (28:16):
An't we all right? What's ailing? Because isn't the.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Moment it's born? Right?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Did it have a broken leg? You know what? Was
it a jacked up spine? Was it a two headed kitten?

Speaker 6 (28:29):
The school district clarified it happened before class. The kids
did not witness it. Okay, So but then the teacher bragged. Okay,
and that's where the issue was. The kids are so
sensitive they're like, oh, mister Smith, bet a kitten. I mean,
I think it's a fair assumption that you're not. Your
kid's not going to be a part of cat feeding.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
How old were the kids did they say? In there? Like?
What grade? At least they were in?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
It says high school, So nights to twelve.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Kids are old enough. They're fine. I can see it.
Like if you're you know, third grade kindergarten class, you're like, okay, kids,
it's time to feed the snake. And you got a
cat by the tail.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
No, I understand that, and I agree, like they should
be okay with it. That's part of you know, animals
dying in the meeting. That's kind of a thing. However,
going to sit into class and it's not a part
of the curriculum and somebody who's a cat lover, right
sits down and they're like, they fed a cat. That
might that's not cool man, Right, So we got to.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Find some more natural food for this snake. We got
to find like a rat or you know, bunny, Yeah,
a deer.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
They usually order them the mice online or whatever.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
I don't think they have a snake. I doubt this
teacher snake's large enough to eat a deer.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right, I don't know what kind of snake it is.
I'm just assuming I'm covering all bases there, Yeah, from
from from field mice to antelope.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Sure, sure, I just think it's the maybe that's that's
not a part of the curriculum, and you know, the
people are getting blindsided with it. I can understand, for
you have cats as past I can understand that could
be a little much.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Okay, So like if it's a an algebra teacher that
has the class snake and they're feeding and that's not
part of but if it was biology or something to
that effects some kind of science, no knowing.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Even biology science teacher or whatever. It's that shock value.
And it's if this cat had a chance at surviving,
you know that, why wouldn't you have taken the cat
to the vet right to let it live and have
a chance at survival.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Like there's some sort of neglect and implied right, And
I would say it's similar to like, you know, you're
going to dissect a frog. Yeah, you know that's coming, right,
you know that's a part of the curriculum. But you know,
a cat getting fed to a snake where maybe the
paw is still sticking out of the cats of the
snake's mouth, if that's you're not expecting, Like, whoa great,

(31:02):
I guess I just.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Went to a different school. We dissected a well we
didn't as students, but we watched them a two headed cow. Sure,
so I mean, you know the thing doesn't bother me, But.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
You didn't go into class one day and there like
we're dissecting a two headed cow today. Eh, It's like
all right, cool, okay, good morning Lindsay.

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Speaker 6 (32:05):
A list was put out recently of the movies people
would most likely would most like to live inside and
off the top of my head, I can't think of
one like. The one that popped in my brain was

(32:26):
Willy Wonka only because Candy right, That's the only one
I can think of. But I'll let me name something
you see if you agree, So somebody said The Incredibles,
you get superpowers.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Okay, so you don't really die superhumans?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
I mean they're I mean people die in that. People
die in The Incredibles, doesn't the Frozen guy playing by
a doesn't he die in in it?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I don't know from.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Between number one and number two anyway, people die? So
uh yeah, okay, sure, Ocean's eleven robbing a casino. They're
all pretty good friends. Yeah, okay, Brad Pitt seems to
never run out of food.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Right in that show? So yeah. Inception Okay, that's a
twisted ass movie in itself. Yeah, but okay, I don't
know if i'd want to live in it though.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Someone put Star Trek four the Voyage Home.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Really save the whales? They take humpbacks from Earth to
space to save the whales. You get to save the world.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Yeah right, sure?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
The Fifth Element? Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
That does not look like an awesome world to live in.
The Man from Earth?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Aren't we living that already? I don't know this movie.
I've never heard of it. The Hobbit really okay, fantasy?
You know, medieval times?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Okay, aren't they in danger? Are they just trying to
return the Ring?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Both.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Okay, what's a movie where you're not in danger?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Barbie?

Speaker 6 (34:25):
I mean she's she.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
I've not watched it, so I can't tell you for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I was gonna say the Smurfs, but they're always running
from Gargamel.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Someone said Harry Potter is a movie they would like
to live inside.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Okay, Wizards, Yeah, Magic?

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Uh, Commando? God, I get to say, let's talk about
that movie again. How lucky am I?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I don't know about all that Living inside Commando?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
I mean he's he's hunting down people who have take
kidnapped his kid. That doesn't sound awesome, right, He's got
to kill people. That doesn't sound awesome.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Back to the future, That one doesn't seem as bad
so far.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Of the ones we've talked about, this feels like the
most viable, you know, sure, I don't hate this one. Yes,
you are constantly having to travel in time.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, but there's no real danger. I guess maybe in
the beginning, is it the Lebanese Libya Libyans? Yeah? Yeah,
the terrorists at the beginning, right, but that's about it.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
Who are meeting for a nuclear warhead deal? Uranium deal?
In the parking lot? Of a mall.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Uh, the only danger is getting trapped in a time
that you're not from.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, Marty seemed to make it work fine.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
I never got trapped, true eventually got out. Talk about
a storyline that they just did over and over and
just changed the set.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
That's it. That's all they did and it worked.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Yeah, it's brilliant, right forgetting Sarah Marshall. If you don't
know this movie, it has uh, what's the what's his name?
Seth the actor uh and Kristen bells Bell, Russell Brand,
Jonah Hill, Jason Siegel, Jason Siegel, that's what it is.

(36:31):
And Mila Kunis and he is dating Kristen Bell's character
and she's not happy. She's a celebrity. He writes music
for TV shows and movies. They end up breaking up,
he did. He decides to go on vacation. Yes, and
just by luck of the draw, is vacation at the
same place where his ex is with her new bo

(36:54):
played by Russell Brand, who's just aloof Russell Brand. Characters
on TV shows and movies are usually spot on. He
nails them and he's you know, has to even listen
to them having sex. They're in Hawaii, and he's courting Melakunis,
who works at this hotel resort that they're staying at,

(37:16):
and Jona Hill is infatuated with Russell Brand and Russell Brand's,
you know, very proud of himself and his success as
a rock star and doesn't really care about the girl
that she left Chris and Bell. I don't know if
only in because you're in Hawaii, that would be the
only reason. Yeah, and living on a resort sounds good.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, fifty first dates.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
That would be one you'd like to live. You want
to live in Michigan.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
No, no, No, they're in Hawaii as well.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Oh, I'm thinking of the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
I was thinking of a five year engagement.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But are you playing the part of the of Drew Barrymore.
I guess Lindsey in your case where you got the
end and you got to be told everything RecA even
Adam Sandlers and the and the dead, they got to
recap everything.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
But that's if yours, If yours Drew Barrymore, you don't care.
There's no tax on you.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, exactly, it's just everybody else in the movie that
would be great to every day you're like.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Living, right you have no worries about what you messed
up yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Because you're gonna forget anyway. Okay, that might have its upheal,
but the constant having to redo everything every day. The Goonies,
a little bit of adventure there, Treasure, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
The name of the family that's chasing.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Him, the Ma Barker, No.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
No, no, the the Telles. I don't know if that
sounds good to be dealing with. The fretellis right, Yeah,
doesn't sound like yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh, because they want to kill those kids.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
Yeah. Titanic, no, thank you. We know the ending of that,
Like everybody knows the ending of that. I mean not
everybody die. Sure you could be that's the fun thing.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Like are you getting to pick which character you are
in these movies or you just randomly placed? Because like,
if I want to pick right, sure, I'm gonna be
one of the ones that survives. But if I'm just
randomly replaced.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
God dang, I could end up being one of the
you know, orchestrated guys that go down.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
With the ship.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Somebody texting in Debbie does Dallas that's a movie they'd
like to live in. Oh no, man, what if you're
Debbie exactly. Somebody texting in that seventy show not a
movie zombie Land.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ooh zombies man.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
And that doesn't sound awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Having a look over your shoulder.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure got text in as a
movie they'd like to live in.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Okay, not a lot of real danger there, but you
still gotta go. And you got to round up all
the people that you brought back from the past.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Genghis Khan wanted to whoop their ass, that's true. And
the cowboy is it? Billy the kid?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah? Thanks so yeah, so.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Porky's control getting nailed in high school. That made you
give That gave you the belief that you could have
sex in.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
The high school.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Yeah, that movie. And why are why are those places
always on the outskirts of town?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Those are the best places for that. Coming to America,
I don't think would be that bad to live in
that movie, you know, especially as Eddie Murphy's character, you're
a rich African prince. Yeah, you got all this money
and you go to uh to New York to find
your bride, even if you are the the the sidekick. Yeah,

(41:06):
you know. Then you used to get to spend all
the money. That wouldn't be too bad. I think I
got to do is work at a at a mcdew duels. Yeah,
you got. You got Louis Anderson there working with it.
He's got to watch out for Samuel Jackson coming in
try to rob the place.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Yeah, I think that that might be the best one
that we've heard so far.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Coming to America.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Yeah, because you have money, there's no real threat, no right, no,
So the only threat or danger is your mom and
dad want you to move back home exactly and marry
a tin that will literally do anything you want. Now,
a big dog, brilliant movie. Please don't remake it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Yeah, that might be the best one. There's no real danger.
Some text coming in, Richie rich.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, I don't want to be a kid, true grown ups.
This guy, I'm Adam Sandler getting to bang Sema Hyak
every day. Not a bad pick.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Yeah, but what if you come back as Selma Hyak
and then you're getting banked by h Adam Sandler.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
I don't know how great that is. Uh, honey, I
shrunk the kids. Hell no, they're constantly in danger.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
The kids are anyway. The adults got it made, but
the kids are constantly in danger a reckless dad.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
I think that you have to approach this as you
don't get decide the character you come back ass.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think that's a great idea, which.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Leads me to the next one on the list that
I don't know if anybody's in real danger during this
movie Dazed and Confused.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Ain't nobody, Ain't nobody? Well, okay, Adam Goldberg. His character
gets his swooped at the party by that bully. But
that's about it.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Comparing to being hunted down by a giant ladybug right right,
and the sprinkler of death.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Uh yeah, yeah, we're gonna go out and drink a
bunch keg beer and party in a field somewhere. Damn,
that sucks.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Somebody put it on this list. Jurassic Park. That sounds
good if you're the dinosaur. Yeah, everybody else gets eaten.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Limitless.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Now, those don't know that's Bradley Cooper movie where they
take a pill or something so they can use all
their brain. I don't know, if you use all your brain,
you might be going this is a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
And I've tried watching that movie several times and they
just I can't I can't seem to finish it.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
And then the forty year old virgin was on this list.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Oh I mean yeah, you get laid in the end.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Sure, I don't know, man with that social.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Awkwardness that Steve Carell's character has the entire movie.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Yeah, I don't know, top gun. Oh yeah, unless your goose,
Yeah exactly, Oh.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, unless your goose.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
No thanks, Brewster's Millions, Okay, I don't hate that. I
hate that. I don't hate that. One you got you
have to spend X amount of dollars.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
You're John Candy, Okay, your buddy's got a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Right.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
Yeah, you are the accountant who wants to be an
interior designer. Okay, you're living your dream. Yeah right, you're
the other accountant who uh is he's got the crush
on Richard Pryor's got the crush on oh oh boo woo.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah right. There's really nothing bad coming out of Brewster's Millions. Yeah. Uh,
fast and the furious Hm hm great. I guess if
you like to drive fast foreign car.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Big.

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I don't think that sound I don't think that sounds awesome.
You're a kid stuck in a human an adult's body
trying to have sex when you don't you think girls
are have cooties.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
I know that sounds ideal. Somebody texted in the breakfast club,
but you're spending your entire Saturn day and detention. I've
done that before.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Sucks, Yeah, hald, Harold and Kumar go to white Castle.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
All right, I'm in a listen.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
All you gotta do is outrun a cheetah. Well, you know,
you really outrun the cheat. You end up writing the
cheetah and extreme those guys whatever and doogie howser right
doing lines of coke off a strippers ass in the
back seat of your car.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Wasn't that the second one?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Sure? I don't know. He's the one that No, that
was the first one. Harldon, Kumar go to white Castle.
What's the second one? Called Guantanamobey? Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Are you ready for your sea meat sandwich? I don't
think so. I don't think so, sir.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
I mean the breakfast Club. Let's pull that apart. The
breakfast Club. Whoever you come back as the principal would
be the only one that would suck, because everybody's against
him and he's Bysmal life. But okay, you're in with
all these fun people getting high.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
There's a fan theory that the loner girl in there
she made up all those characters. Oh yeah, everybody's made up.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it's brilliant. I'm like that
that actually kind of checks out.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
I think that there's a chance to make a TV
show kind of like they did The Penguin of that.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't hate that idea. I'd watch it.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Where it's not a remake, but it is and it's
her think of like a cross between Quantum.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Leap and.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Split where you are she's these people?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Uh huh?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
And you're just taking the premise of the breakfast Club
and that theory and making a TV show out of that.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Watch Ali sheety yeah her, Yeah that care.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
When she makes it snow yeah, oh gosh on her sandwich.
Somebody take Forrest Gump constantly being taken advantage of.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, and you never get to have sex with a
girl that you really really want to have sex with
until you do as Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Is he? Is he smart? And not like me? Is he?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
And who wants to run for three years, two months,
fourteen days, and sixteen hours.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Who wants to hear their mom get railed just to
get you into class.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's cool. Oh wait, du mom, your mama really cares
about your education.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Boy, Your mama should love you.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You gotta go fight Vietnam, right you can. Best friend's dead.
You gotta take your legless us out of the jungle.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Right, him is a hanger on her?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Right?

Speaker 6 (48:05):
God, then discovering you have a kidd again.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah, we're not picking which one we get to be in.
We don't get to beat. We may not be Forrest.
We could be Bubba that ends up dying, or you
could be the girl.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Right Jenny one ends up on the aids home alone.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
I like the idea of being stuck somewhere by myself.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, but you gotta do with the Wet Bandits.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Man, If you come back as one of the Wet Bandits.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Oh, that's gonna suck, dude, No, it's not yet, it is.
I'm changing the movie completely. Why would I continue into
a home that the doorknobs blazing hot?

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Right? Of course, put my foot through a nail.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Because you have to. That's the way the movie is written.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Right right. Taking a full paint can to the head.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
The hell you dressed like a chicken.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
And didn't they have a gun? I feel at one
scene they had a gun. No, it's a John Hughes movie.
So whats what do you think? A pink bucket full
of what? A nail through the foot?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Not his jam?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Oh he's just for mild violence.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Okay, the BB gun was it for him?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Right? Yeah? Where he'd go? Then home alone?

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Two?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
The Wet Bandits had weapons?

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Okay, but that's not a John Hughes movie. All right,
we got to take a break. We have a pair
of tickets for Ghosts. We announced that show yesterday. We'll
give those away coming up here in a minute. Let's
play a game. Sinxing is the game, and the current record.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Is, well, I have ten and you have ten and
Lindsey has eight.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Last week's winner was it would be Lindsey, So it's
gonna be Corbyn and Gimpy. You get to choose from
eight three three four six oh kmod eight three three
four six kmod call up. Decide who's going to be
your clue giver. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
What is your name, Beth? Beth? How are you today?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
I'm good?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
How are you good? Beth? Who do you want to
give clues Corbyn or Gimpy. Well, let's go with let's
go please, Beth. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
starts after the first clue.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Okay, this is a delicious drink made of ice cream
and that stuff that comes out of a cow's utter.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Nope, comes out comes out of a cow's utter. Yes,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
So if you gotta get down on your knees and
ask somebody for something, what are you currently doing to them? Beggie?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yes, Meggie? Yes. This is an older like nineteen fifties
kind of like motown song. And another word to say
isn't Ain't you got that right? Ain't?

Speaker 6 (51:04):
And beg that's right?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Okay. This is Mick Jagger's band, and I mean he
doesn't really get any of this. I can't remember. Yeah,
sure that'll work, looking.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
Back the memory the blank we shared that is correct.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
This is the seventies rock band and.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
I time, Time, Time, Time, I got four. I have
a discrepancy on one. We'll address it if there is
a tie. So hang on the line, girl, that may
be good enough for the win. Okay, good morning, you're
on the air.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Maria?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Maria. How are you?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I am great, I'm awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You and I have to beat four. Are you ready? Yes?
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
This is from the movie Grease where this duet. It
is the most famous song from Grease. People love to
sing this.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
You're the one that I want. That's close.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
We have we have fall, fall, winter, spring.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
And then what summer loving?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh my god, not loving opposite of.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
Day summer love in summer love.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
In opposite of day night, summer nights, summer nights.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (52:30):
Yes, this is answer this question blank?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
When? Where? Why?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Two?

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Okay, that's the band. Uh, and there's x Z Millennial.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Those are what.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Generations?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Now the song by the who is what generation?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
My generation?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
There you go. Uh.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
This is Travis Kelcey's fiance and it's a song, a
song about not dealing with people's criticism.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
You just do what.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
Take it off?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
There you go. Uh.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
This is a band from the nineties. Not enough, damn it.
I'm so sorry we did not win.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I can't believe I'm so bad on this summer night.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Okay, thank you, have a good one.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
You later, all right, Beth, Congratulations you're getting those tickets
to see Ghost who will be at the b Okay
Singer on Friday. I'm sorry Saturday, February seventh. Tickets go
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Speaker 2 (53:45):
Okay. This is the one that can you get stuck
on at the end.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
The darkness. Have a song called I blank in a
thing called love okay, opposite.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Of go something. One that starts smoker yeah okay, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
The next one dog Don't Stop Believing by And.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
This was the one that.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Early nineties female rap group. And this is the liquid
that spills over a cliff.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Yeah yeah, videos about uh.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Guys selling drugs, getting shot in the street. Another one's
got abe I believe Yeah, all right, the record now
puts me up.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
When the League with eleven keeps you with ten, keeps
Lindsay with Age Corman. It says here that Trump's attending
gathering of US military commanders.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Not to be confused with gather of the Juggalos.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
President Trump is set to address an unprecedented meeting of
US some military commanders later on this morning. The President
insists that the purpose of this meeting is celebratory, but
it has sparked question as to why generals and flying
officers from around the world were summoned to Virginia.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Trump says, it's really just a very nice meeting talking
about how well we're doing militarily. Wild to have.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
This many leaders of the military in one spot at
one time, including the President, including the Secretary of Defense.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Our secretary boar or whatever.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Yeah, and probably the Vice if you wanted to do
some damage.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Oh, I'm just saying. It's a little scary.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
And they're gonna be streaming up live for you to watch,
which is also interesting.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
That's nice. What else we got here?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Co Tech urges President Trump to stand down troops Oregon.

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Give them a Tina co Tech Okay, not to tampon,
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Speaker 6 (55:59):
Are handling them inmonstrations outside of the Ice building and
they are making arrests for criminal activity. She says President
Trump doesn't need to use National Guard. President has authorized
two hundred Guard members. Code Tech expects the Guard members
to follow the chain of command, but she says it's
disruptive to their families and their employers. When it is necessary.

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Co Tech says demonstrators can express their free.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Speech rights, but need to follow the law or risk
being arrested.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
A government shut down appears likely after meeting with President
Trump yesterday. Congressional leaders are reporting no progress or it's
avoiding a government shutdown set for Wednesday. Democrats are pushing
to extend healthcare assistance that expires at the end of
the year, while Republicans insist their stop gap spending bill
is final. Both sides left the White House fingering each other,

(56:55):
saying what little accomplished.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
They're pointing fingers out. They're fingering each other, pointing out
what little has been accomplished. Set up Minority Schumer criticized
the bill for lacking democratic input and said Republicans would
be responsible for any shutdown. Meanwhile, Senator Fune blamed Democrats,
saying that they're blocking a bill that could pass immediately.

(57:20):
The government will partially shut down Wednesday at twelve oh
one am Eastern time if no deal can be reached.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
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get figured out is this. They keep kicking the can
down the road so they can use it as a
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find out how they're voting the person that represents you.
And if they aren't trying to get this done, they shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Get re elected. I'm right here with you.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
This is the basic principle. They need to get figured out,
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using it. People are gonna get severely distraught in their
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dot com. This email says, I'm dating this girl and

(59:49):
when it's good, it's really good. It's been weekends together
at laugh, hookup, cook dinner, the whole thing. But then
out of nowhere she goes cold. She'll stop texting, cancels
plans at the last minute, and tells me she needs space.
Sometimes she'll disappear for a few days and then pop
back up, acting like nothing happened. Maybe she needs space,
I don't know. I give it to her. That causes

(01:00:10):
her to get clinging again, like she's scared.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I'm moving on.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
It's a wild roller coaster, I know, cheating horror, but
she swears she isn't. She says, I come on too strong.
I like her, but this push and pull is a
lot of drama, and I don't know if I can
handle it. Do I call it done? Am I wasting
my time? Listen to e mail from someone who's dating

(01:00:35):
and the uh female apparently is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Hot and cold And.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
It's been a long time, almost sixteen years, seventeen years
since I dated.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
That feels like dating. Yeah, yeah. People try to figure
out what they want what they don't want. Well, that's
all part of the game.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
There's obviously a lot of scenarios that could be playing
in to effect here, and the going a wall is
wild to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I wanted to say, like a week at a time,
A couple, a few days, a few days, okay, going
a wall.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
If I'm dating you and we're talking, communicating and then
radio silence, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Being ghosted sends up an orange flag. I mean, you're
not really being ghosted. I mean because they do end
up coming back around. Maybe zombie, I guess is the
term for that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I don't know that term.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
That's when you go somebody, break up with them and
then come back later on and try to hook up
with them again.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Okay, yeah, uh, but that you go radio silent with me,
I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Well, how long How long are we talking about for
you personally? Like a day, two days like this emailer says,
a couple of days, two, three days at a time.
So would you let like one day slide on day
two if there's nothing that's where an issue is?

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Or why if you go silent and come back and
you're like, hey, I'm just having a tough time with this,
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Go, Okay, I get it. What's the issue?

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
What are you having a tough time with? Like I
talk and then if we like if I explain I'm
not cool with that, and then that happens again.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Okay, I'm done.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
That makes sense because I to me, I told you
it's not cool. And if you can't hear that and
you continue to do it. I get everybody's got their issues,
But I told you it wasn't cool. How why would
I continue in a relationship with you if I tell
you it's not cool and you continue to do it. Right,
But again, it's been a long time, so I don't

(01:02:46):
know what this would be like in modern times.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Sounds like cheating or possibly pm DD. I don't I
have no idea what that is. Somebody takes it that in,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
E mean double d's right, call it done. No one
has time for games. We're all thinking the same thing, right,
totally a cheating horn. I think that's possible. Well, she
said she's not. Okay, that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
PMDD pre menstrual dysphoric disorder a severe form.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
Hold on, hold on, huh you ever heard of this,
Lindsay nop not talked about in the period circles. Now,
I'm gonna say it, like your group of people that period,
you're all running a circle, don't you. Don't you go
to a club and get an email all that no
right handshakes really weird?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Right? Go ahead. It says it's a severe form of
PMS that causes significant emotional and physical distress in the
days leading up to and during a woman's menstrual period.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
Just a period, right, I thought that's what a period was.
Is there different tiers of periods?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I mean there's pre menstrual syndrome is before you actually start,
but that's when you're more emotional and you want to
be around someone. I always felt like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
It says the symptoms are mood swings, irritability, anger and depression, anxiety,
difficulty concentrating, fatigue, sleep, disturbance, and of course physical symptoms bloating,
breast tenderness, and joint pain.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
I have all those, but breast tenderness.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
All the time? Right, Well, then you suffer from PMDD, sir.

Speaker 6 (01:04:38):
And by the way, how can it be PMDD when
it's pre menstal's one word, right, This fork is one
word in disorder, so it's PDD.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Well even then in PMS pre menstrual syndrome.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I'm just saying that's what happens when you put men
in charge of the women's you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Know, Rogers County Bank Bank listener E mail from someone
who is being pulled, pushed and pulled in a relationship.
What's the problem. Enjoy the peace and quiet and the
mad return sex. Okay, maybe more like bipolar. I think

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everybody's bipolar to an extent. Yeah, just like everybody's a
narcissist to an extent. Everybody has moments of chaos. And
even the people I know that are pretty laxy daisy
on their barometer, they have moments of extremism in their moods.

(01:05:35):
But it's just not compared to, you know, stabbing you
with a butter knife. If she's ghosting you, maybe you
should date around, but just don't tell her about it.
Sure that sounds smart, stay toxic. She's a cheating horror
run bro. Sounds like she just doesn't want to be exclusive.

(01:05:57):
I think that's fair. I think if you're in a
relationationship and you're not getting information, it's up to you
to finish, finish the story right, and you'll fill in
the gaps. And I think it's a fair assumption to
think that she is not wanting to be in a
committed relationship. Cut your loss. The mental game is going

(01:06:19):
to screw you up.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
Say, life's too short and I got time for this.
BS listener email from a person who says their partner
are the person they're dating. They have fun together, they
hang out, hook up, all that stuff, and then I
don't know where she goes cold. She'll stop texting back,
cancel plans last minute, tell me she needs space. Sometimes

(01:06:46):
she'll disappear for a few days and then pop back up,
acting like nothing happened. Maybe she needs space. I give
it to her. That causes her to get clingy, like
she's scared that I'm going to move on. It's a
roller coaster. I know she or but she swears she isn't.
She says, I come on too strong. The push and

(01:07:06):
pull is a lot of drama.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
It ain't meth. That is a true statement, or is it.
Or she's gone for a couple of days. We don't
know what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
She needs her space for it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Maybe she could be doing meth or math.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
I have this thing and I have this thing where, uh,
I don't like when you leave, you put secrecy in,
you give opportunities for secrecy, or you give opportunities for
me to make stuff upright now. The second part of
that's on me. But to me, if you are deceptive,

(01:07:45):
that is a red flag for me. She may not
be doing anything. We don't know, But when you intentionally
are deceptive, that is bizarre to me. That is bizarre behavior.
That is not behavior from someone who wants to be
in relationship. Am I wrong in thinking that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
No roller coasters and red flags equal a fun carnival.
Reasonable answer. This is what dating is for. She's showing
you who she is. If you don't want to deal
with her, find someone more stable. New clear answer. Bitches
be tripping when she's nuts, ride that pony when she's clingy.

(01:08:23):
That's when you destroy her self esteem and make her
even more clingy. Sounds like they're just friends, Okay, I
can buy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
That that benefits.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
Or maybe she's not good at breaking up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Yeah, but this guy thinks that they're dating and they're together,
So what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
Plenty of people have been in relationships that thought they
were together and the other ones having sex with another individual.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
True statement, true statement.

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
Sometimes they do it at events sometimes and sometimes they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
So I don't think that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Yeah again, we're leaving that gap as giving the opportunity
for us to fill in the story. Sounds like she's
having a hard time deciding on making a full commitment
to your relationship listener email from someone who's dating and
they like them, but then they go cold.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
The person goes cold.

Speaker 6 (01:09:21):
Sometimes they disappear for a few days, then pop back
up acting like nothing happen. She gets clinging again, She's scared.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
He moves on.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
It's a rollercoaster, I know, cheating horror, but she swears
she isn't. She says, I come on too strong. I
like her, but this push and pull is a lot
of drama. I don't know if I can handle it.
Do I call it done? Am I wasting my time?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Lindsey h It sounds like she doesn't want to be exclusive,
not yet. Anyways, you're probably a catch and she knows it,
so she doesn't want to completely let you go. But
either way, she is having a hard time with commitment.
She's not ready and there may be someone else on

(01:10:05):
those days that she's ghosting you or zombieing you. But
I would say that she's not ready to commit to you,
and it sounds like you are, so I would say,
find someone that is ready to be in a stable,
committed relationship. Move on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I just want to read this text that came in.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Just call yourself refried beans, because you're on the back burner. Bro,
if you know hanging how to make refried beans, they
sit on the back burner and ghimpie, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I think that if this gal is not what you want,
then you should move on. I think it's pretty simple
as that. You can try talking to her. Sure, is
it going to do any good? Maybe? Probably not. We
don't know if she is out banging some other dude
while there you guys aren't together. We don't know if

(01:10:59):
she is is afraid of commitment. We don't know if
she's been hurt by a million other guys before. And
it is just being extremely cautious on you know, her,
her emotional state. We just don't know this. And I
think what we do know is this guy who is
emailing is is he wants the relationship. He likes this gal,

(01:11:23):
but it's not working in a way that that he
likes you know that he is comfortable with And with
that being said, gone now and there's plenty of other
bitches out there. That's the fun thing about dating man.
You date him for a little while, you see if
this is this something I like? Is it not something
I like? Can I put up with this? Or can

(01:11:44):
I not put up with that's it's dating is just
a game, man, And once you find one that you're like,
all right, this, this one's good kind of everything aligns
with what I like. Da da da da, then you
hold onto that one. So I say, if you're not
gonna and you don't like this roller coaster that you're on,
get off the ride.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Then somebody texted and said, ghos her back when she
wants to come back, give her an extra few days
a week and see how.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
She likes it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Comes on too strong verseus, she gets clingy? Huh what uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Now play mind games back. That's a great idea. I
think we need to rephrase your question.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Should I settle? Okay, should I?

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
Do I have any self esteem to think I can
get someone else? Or maybe you think she's out of
your league and you feel like, man, I don't know
if I'll get another blonde hair, blue eye girl, whatever
that is for you, and you want to know should
you settle? Should you put up with this bs because
you don't think you're gonna get someone else?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Like Gimpy said, buy uh, you could.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
Not stop feeding the cat, and the cat probably will
come around. On a different level. I'd come back, it's happened.
So I think if you can handle it like an
adult and just go, hey, I'm looking for some in

(01:13:13):
because you can't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
About what she's dealing with.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Maybe all those things, those hypotheticals, we don't know, so
why worry about them. I think if you said some
of the effect of hey, I want to be in
a relationship where I talk to them every other day,
they don't go radio silent on me and cancel plans.
When you're ready to do that, I want to do
that with you, but right now it doesn't sound like that.

(01:13:39):
And I only want you to have the best, but
I should also want the best to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
It seems simple enough, so we'll see each other again
sometimes or not right. See to me, that is.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
A very clear communication of what you need and is
she willing to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Yes or no?

Speaker 6 (01:13:57):
And if she goes I'm willing, I do want that, Okay,
then there can be no more of X right, clear parameters,
but don't settle. Too many people settle, and then in
nineteen years of marriage you go, I don't want to
be in this anymore. Like Nicole Kidman and Keith urban All,

(01:14:18):
you can email us anytime you want show at kmod
dot com. Show at kmod dot com. Got another email
to read when we come back.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
If you're listening to the Big Man or the next email.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
But I just saw this text. She's obviously not wife material.
Just enjoy the sex on the day she wants it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Wife material.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
She may not be your wife material, right, but to
imply she's tainted.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Is a wild take. I'm sure somebody does like that
sort of thing and it's okay with it and doesn't
mind marrying that person.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
It's like saying someone who eats O crauh is not
marriage material. The part that is missing from that sentence
is the ellipses dot for me, not marriage material for me.
So to imply she's not marriage material for anyone, I

(01:15:19):
guess is a way to degrade her, cut her down. Yeah, basically,
which is a wild It's like calling someone a sissy.
You're like, okay, yeah, all right, listener. Email You can
always email show at kmodi dot com. This says my
daughter and her family moved in temporarily. Almost a year later,

(01:15:40):
they're still here. I wouldn't mind helping. I wouldn't mind
helping if her husband actually worked, but he avoids steady
jobs like the plague. He'll mess around with gig apps
and then brag about being his own boss while living
under my roof. I was raised to believe a man
takes care of his family. Instead, I'm footing the bills

(01:16:04):
while he plays at being flexible. I'm this close to
telling them to pack up. Listener email from somebody who
is letting their family, kid and their family live with.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Them, and now they're fed up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:24):
I think this email is the number one reason why
I don't like people staying with me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Right, you think there's an end date, You want there
to be one, You might even set one that doesn't
mean anything.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
But then stuff happens. Right, I say this all the time.
It's crazy what you get used to. And I love them,
It's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
I love them. Their family. Yeah, that's your daughter. You
want to make sure you want to take care of her?
Makes your alls well, probably got some grand babies in
there with them as well. Yeah, I think it said that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Dam Yeah, but two and think that these two adults
can't manage their situation where they have a place outside
of your home. To think they suddenly will is I
don't know who you're blaming.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Right, I would say it's kind of on both of them,
you know, both parties, the parents for letting it go on,
and the the daughter and son in law for taking advantage.
I think they're taking advantage anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
I mean I could see that. I can also see
that if hey, that's my mom, man, it's we're good, right.
And if the mom made some statement like stay as
long as you'd like, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
That was a year later.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Why didn't I didn't mean that? Let me know if
you need anything, got a hundred whoa right? How did
whatever the whatever you need you let us know in
your time of despair, I could really use a trip
to Mexico.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Well, I wouldn't do that. You said anything, right, anything
that's convenient for me? For me, I expected you to
just know what I was thinking. Yeah, it feels like
probably a likely scenario. And this is probably what most
people do when they open their home to somebody. Yes,
I think that's what everybody does. You know, hey, stay

(01:18:33):
as long as you need, get back up on your feet.
You know, nobody ever puts a definitive time stamp on it.
And again, like I said earlier, even if you do
put a definitive time stamp, on. It doesn't mean that
it's going to be ahere to why. Okay, Well, I
told you three months when I said that you can
come live with us. Now your ninety days is up. Oh,
come on, just give us a little bit longer. It's
not that easy. Dad, Da da da da Dad. Sorry, Bro,

(01:18:57):
I said three months.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
You have had people live with you, right, Like you asked, Hey, hey,
what I described?

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Come stay with me? I got you? Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
Did it end well?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Never does?

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yes? And no, it ended well for us because they
finally moved out, but it was extended. We I mean,
we don't talk to this person anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
You were fed up, So it did not end well, right,
Kimby No, man, I mean I still talk to my brother.
My dad's dead, you know, so you don't talk to him.
So it did not end well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
But I didn't kill.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Him, and he didn't kill himself because I told him
to get the hell out.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Maybe you did, I don't know, but both but you
guys were both fed up. Yeah essentially.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
Yeah, Yeah, that feels like I want to avoid all that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, but it's your family, and that's what family does,
at least in my case. Anyway. I don't know about
Lindsay's or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
But I actually have a friend who she had a
family member who asked if they could come live with
her and her husband, and she said, let me get
back to you. She talked to her husband about it,
and she got back to her family member and said,
we would say yes if you were working, but since

(01:20:16):
you're not working at this time, it's going to be
a no. And they responded with, well, the whole point
of me moving in was so I could find a job, right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Yeah, Manipulation's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
I know it can be difficult, but sometimes you have
to cut the cord and tell that cheating her daughter
it's time to go. Another email, you let them in, bro,
Now you either be honest and say get out by
this date or live with the mess another one. But
are you really that close to telling your daughter and
your family to pack up that it's so much easier

(01:20:56):
said than done. That is your own child and babies.
But there's this thing called communication. Just talk to them.
But it seems like you're getting a little frustrated because yeah,
times are hard and it sucks. And then you have
this guy over here, which is your son in law,
and he's being a normal Junzi, I'm assuming another text.

(01:21:17):
Time to boot them out before you begin resenting them
to the point you don't talk till you die, right,
get so fed up you're like, I got nothing to
say to you the way you're dying suddenly, I don't
care about that stuff. And the email never says if
the daughter's working, right, It just says that the son

(01:21:38):
in law avoids a full time job. Well, this is
on boss or my favorite phrase, entrepreneur. Yeah, reasonable answer.
Try treating them like adults, Sit them down, lay out
your expectations. If they don't agree or don't meet them,
time to get them out, even if it means eviction.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Nuclear answer.

Speaker 6 (01:21:56):
Congratulations, you've got a new family of cats. So long
as you feed them, scoop up their poop, they'll stay forever.
Leave the door open one day and when they go outside,
shut it, lock it, and ignore the scratching and crying.
I think there's something to be said there. Are they
are they providing food? Are they paying for anything?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Right? So far as the daughter and yeah, oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Yeah, are you just providing a home and they're paying
electricity and water and putting food in there? They are
you doing all of it? Because to me, that's different.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yeah. I mean, granted, yeah, they're they're contributing to the house,
so it's not like they're just being lazy bums. But again,
I don't know. I think maybe this particular emailer just
wants his house back. Yeah. We have worked so hard
your mother and I to finally live alone so I
can dance around naked in the kitchen, and I can't

(01:22:49):
because they got you and your deadbeat husband and these kids.
I love them to death, but I can't help my
way and you're flopping around when there's babies run around
house not legally right? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:23:03):
Listener email from someone that says my daughter and her
family moved in temporarily. Almost a year later, they're still here.
I wouldn't mind helping if their husband actually worked, but
he avoids steady jobs like the plague. He'll mess around
with gig apps and then brag about being his own
boss while living under my roof. I was raised to
believe a man takes care of his family. Instead, I'm

(01:23:26):
footing the bills while he plays at being flexible. I'm
this close to telling them to pack up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
What do you think, lindsay, I think that it's time
to set a timeline, a date, a date to move out,
and yeah, maybe it's got ninety days to find a
stable job, and ask ask what are the goals, what
does the future look like? What is the move out date?

(01:23:55):
What are your plans for your family? And deill, If
you're under the impression that it's a man's job to
take care of the family, then tell him that. Have him,
have a heart to heart with him. Let him know, like, Hey,
this gig to gig isn't working for me. You married

(01:24:16):
my daughter and took an oath that to take care
of her and your family, and now I expect you
to do that. If that's what you expect of him,
and he knows that, let him know, because he's under
your roof right now. So just say I'd like you
to move out by the first of the year or
whatever it is. Tell him you need him to get

(01:24:36):
a job. Be honest with him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
GIMPI.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Tell him to a GTFO man, I'll want my house back.
I don't like the idea of, hey, let's put ninety
days on this, because excuses start coming up real quick
within those ninety days least in my experience anyway, And
or when it comes up. It's just like, oh man,

(01:25:02):
can you just give us a little bit longer? You
want your house back? You want your house back, get
it back, take it back now, get the hell out.
I will give you until the end of the week.
I have actually personally done it in less than that.
I give you to the end of the day the
hell out of my house. That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
And staying firm to you on your ground. You know,
you could suggest, hey, you you should be taking care
of your wife and your kid. Who am I to
tell you how to run your family? Maybe he thinks
he is exactly right. I do things my way. You
guys do things your way. Clearly there's a difference there,

(01:25:43):
but it's not my responsibility. And I've got no place
to tell you how to run your family just because
I don't like it and it's not being done in
a way that I would do it. So personally I
stand on. I think this guy wants his house back
and wants it back. No, just tell them me, get
the hell out, and sorry, I still love you, but

(01:26:04):
y'all got to figure it out a little bit of
tough love. I guess you could say.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
I think that the email that said, how can you
kick your kid out and your grandkids, well, because they
aren't that they're tenants. They're not acting like those things, right. Yeah,
so you could say something like, hey, if there's grand babies,

(01:26:30):
I don't think it said that. I just said family,
your kids can stay, but you got If you can't
find a place, you guys got to figure it out.
I think legally you gotta do thirty days. I don't
hate what Gimpee said. Why not if they push for
thirty days, okay, but I think it's.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Okay to go. This is it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
We have reached the conclusion of hotel mom and dad.
It is now time to stand as adults. I have
a big problem with people that are at adults not
acting like adults, not being held accountable. And when they're
not being held accountable, who's the one that should be
doing that? And if most of those scenarios that include

(01:27:10):
adults not acting like adults, someone's not holding them accountable.
So I'm with the idea of like, yeah, it's time
to go by the way that should have been done
from the beginning. I'll let you stay for the weekend,
but Monday you gotta go. This is not a hotel.

(01:27:32):
And if they're like, I'm your daughter. I'm sure they've
never played that card before. How can you throw your
family out? I'm not you stayed for a year. And
if they're probably going to push back say some horrible things,
that's on them. You have a boundary that is okay.

(01:27:53):
It's okay to stand up for yourself. I'm not one
of these people that's like, well they're family. That doesn't
give them permission to run all over you. They should
act like family and know the time has come to
get your ass out right. I like this deck start

(01:28:14):
charging rent. Hey, that's fine if you can't find a place,
but I'm gonna start charging your rent. But ultimately, what
are you gonna do? Put a lean on? What?

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Right? What happens when they can't pay Sorry we can't
pay rent this month? Yeah, oh it's okay. Well just
we'll figure it out, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
We gotta take a morning Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Good morning, Corbin. Happy twenty ninth birthday to Mattress, actress
and mini vamp. See this mysterious redhead in Braddy striptease
built for banging and I want to be your bad girl.
She's mini because she's five foot five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Good morning, gimbie where the morning Gorbin just got another keyword,
rock the bank. The keyword is check, as in let
me hold up the line at the grocery store, walk Life,
fill out this check. Send then over the website at
the rockscamany dot com. Plug it in and you can
be one thousand dollars richer.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
Nothing tells me you don't trust technology, like let me
write a check. All right, let's go ahead and do
to tell the truth.

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
ask anything you want. Just remember keep it clean, no
bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget. We can and
will pass on a question. Let's open up the phone lines.
Here's Corbyn in the gang with all the truth.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
You're going in the bmms and whatever your question is
to get to know us better to eight two nine
four five. Send you guys a picture right now. This
is a picture of Tina Turner. They have erected a
Tina Turner statue in Tennessee and it looks nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Like her now from a distance, yeah, from space, Yeah,
that is not Tina's face at.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
All at all. Now, they kind of got the hair right,
but ed does not. They got I guess they got
to anyway. It's not good. But I question what pose
would you want them to get of you if they
were going to make a statue of you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Terrible? It's so bad. Yeah, you guys ever watched bobs Burgers?
Sure like Tina the oldest dough? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
Does?

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Lindsay?

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Probably me with my children?

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Okay, gim be. Oh it's gonna be the whole finger
point thing. And they want to take pictures that makes sense?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
Uh, I don't know. Probably laying down, look less fat?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Okay? Can you give me swimming please? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
I mean I don't want to statue at all. They
do not work out. I don't that should give credit
how good the Greeks were at it? Right, because they
look fantastic and still hold you after all? Or they
were also not good and they looked really good, right,
and that was the they messed it up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Did they order that from Wish? The Tina Turner statue?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
I think it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
It's tmus the Joe temuh. Somebody texting end for to
tell the truth. Would you eat a pelican?

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Lindsay?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Probably not. Probably I have never heard of anyone eating
a pelican?

Speaker 6 (01:31:39):
But why would you not.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Because I've never heard of anyone eating them, and I
don't think I would try it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Gimby, Uh yeah, I'll eat a pelican, man, I got
no problem with it, especially if it's like apocalyptic times.
Give me that, Pelly I'm in.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
I think besides human, there's not something I probably wouldn't try. Okay, Now,
I'm not gonna go with outdoorsman Bob and let him
kill a pelican and then I mean if it could
be cooked with some the way things are cooked right
then yeah, not just shove a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
In it and then rolps let it rotate over the fire.
Not interested.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I think the only way would have to be a
survival situation.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
What do you mean for you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
Okay, so you're changing your answer me, Yeah, okay. What
do you think about the super Bowl halftime show this year?

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Whatever? I don't. I don't know many bad Bunny I
don't I could name a bad Bunny tune, but I
have a feeling once he performed, like, oh I know
that song, so I'm not excited about it. But whatever,
it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Gimby, I couldn't care less either way. Who else is
performing with him? That's what I was just looking oh okay,
so he's just the main attraction to this, and yeah,
I don't care either way. I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
Yeah, I don't watch for the halftime show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
If anything, it's dessert, you know, and you're like, oh good,
you're getting desert. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
I'm there to watch football, and if a team I
care about isn't in it, I'm definitely not watching it
either way. I didn't watch it last year. I may
have checked it out like oh okay, but most of
time I checked the highlights right the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I love you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Will you be my best friends? Lindsay sure, jim B.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
I don't know you well enough to be your best friend,
you know, but we could talk, you know. Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
Yeah, I'm with the Gimbi. I don't just throw a
best friend around lightly. Were canna be friends acquaintances, but
right now you're just a phone number that feels a
little crazy, a little bit a little standish. Who between
you three would be the most unhinged ghost if they

(01:34:08):
died and haunted us? Who between you three would be
the most unhinged ghost if they died and haunted us?

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Lindsay, Uh, I'll say me because I would get a
kick out of it. I think it would be I
would have the most fun with with haunting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Gimby, I would say me, because I already do weird
stuff as it is. Anyway, I love messing with people,
So now I could do weird stuff and mess with
people and not get caught at all whatsoever. Because I'm
a ghost. Sign me up.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
I'm gonna go with GIMPI easily the most methodical when
it comes to wanting to be menacing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
Uh, would you rather for a week party all night,
every night, all night, every night like you did in
your twenties and still have to get up every morning
for the show, or every morning for a week be
chased from your car into the building by a horde
of twenty to thirty feral.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Cats that you can do nothing to stop. You just
got to run and hope you make it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Oh wow. Both sound awful and exhausting.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
And both are for a week?

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Which one? What are you picking? Line?

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Getting chased into the building by cats?

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Thanks? SayMore?

Speaker 7 (01:35:35):
Because I would be so exhausted I would probably have
a heart attack staying up so late and partying on
zero sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
I wouldn't I couldn't do it. I could not last.
I think that, I think that being exhausted from not
having sleep is almost worse sometimes than being hungover. So
I'm gonna I'm gonna take my chances with the cats.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Gimb you'd be surprised what you get used to. Yeah, Hell,
I can party all night and come right on into
the sun of a bitch like it ain't nothing, honestly,
not the first time. Probably ain't going to be the last.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
I don't want to have to worry about beating off
twenty to thirty paral cats every day trying to get
from my bike to the door.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
I'm good.

Speaker 6 (01:36:22):
I'm picking the cats for one reason. I'm not gonna
say it a lot. I'm not saying I was a
good kicker in high school, but I'm picking cats. I
like that challenge. Why not start the day with a
challenge rather than in the day with a challenge. But

(01:36:47):
my kid does cheer practice at night, and so we
don't get home till like eight. You don't understand how
that disrupts my day. Like I'm on our eight eighteen
by that point of being awake, and I don't nap,
so for me, havn't have been like, Oh, we're gonna

(01:37:08):
go out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Still it's nine feels like a lot. Yeah, uh, that
does not.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
And the money you spend, that's that's the easiest way
to set this up. One I spend money. One I don't.
We might get injured by the cats. I have insurance, right,
I've met my deductivele for the year. What animal or
insect would you would you let bite or sting you?

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Oh? Hmmm, none, I guess maybe a cat, catter, a dog,
a small one because stings suck from from insects, A beasting.
Those no, A bite. I don't like a mosquitos Uh huh,

(01:38:02):
they itch They're awful. I mean a playful puppy bite.
That's not so bad because.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
You're literally the worst teeth ever. Yeah, but it's it's it's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
All in good fun. They just have those baby teeth
want to play. My puppy is just has lost two
teeth this week. It's kind of cute. It's the tooth
fairy like puppy teeth. I don't know. But regardless, I'm
taking either a little kitten.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Or a puppy gimpie. I gonna go with a jellyfish.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Jellyfish sting. Ain't nothing, man, and you get somebody to
pee on you, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
I saw a story they found a jellyfish in one
of our lakes here somewhere in Oklahoma. Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
I can't believe we're not picking mosquito. It's literally the
least dangerous or even a beasting.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
I don't know, man, West Nile.

Speaker 6 (01:39:01):
Yeah, yeah, no, if you live in one of those areas,
I get it, but we don't. So to end that quell,
I'll go with beasting, a honey beasting. It's gonna swell,
it's gonna be uncomfortable, but the chances of me having
a problem after that is damn near zero.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
You're not allergic to beastings.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
We'll find out. Funny thing about allergies. Most time you
don't find out until you've had it. Happy to you, right, Uh?
Would you rather stub your toe once a day or
bite your tongue once a week?

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Ooh, dub my toe once a day. Biting my tongue
is awful, and it's never it is never just a oh,
it always bleeds. I must have a vampire tooth in

(01:39:56):
my mouth somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
The toe GIMPI I buy my tongue once a week.
You stub your toe once a day every day. That sucks,
but you only got to bite your tongue once a week.
I'm alright with that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:15):
I'm going with stub my toe. Okay, stub my toe.
You're like a follow the ground, roll around and it's over. Yeah,
bite your tongue, you gotta deal with And maybe I
can't have pizza or a hot dog with mustard or
something like you know, d eat or whatever hot wings.

(01:40:37):
So I'm definitely picking stub your toe. Somebody text him.
Bad Bunny is an insanely popular reggaeton artist, especially with
the younger crowds. I think it makes perfect sense with
them to expand internationally, specifically Mexico City. It makes perfect
sense to me. You don't have to sell me on
how popular is. I think everybody on the show is
quite aware that he's he's They don't pick no name right,

(01:41:01):
but to compare him to Rihanna Eminem, it doesn't feel
accurate that it feels like the least popular of all
the people they've ever picked. I think that's why people
are like huh. As far as catering internationally, I think
they're already doing that. I think they already by the way,

(01:41:23):
I don't know if you know this is America provides produces
the most international artists.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Right, Yeah, didn't they do Shakira and j Loo and
it was not successful?

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
It was well by what measurement?

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
I don't know. I thought they had said that it
wasn't as far as viewership.

Speaker 6 (01:41:42):
Went, and it was up with males.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Hey, no.

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
One goes away forever. All Booze are all pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Hmmm, I guess all pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Gimbi all Booze.

Speaker 6 (01:42:00):
I don't even like pizza that much, but you know what,
you don't come to work the next day feel like
total ask But when you've eaten too much pizza, one
of booze. Pizza is my friend. Booze is not. It
acts like it's my friend, but ultimately it is not.

(01:42:26):
What is the best branch of the military, know all
even same team type of thing. What's the best branch
of the military, lindsay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
I'll go with Lois Griffin and say the Marines. Those
are the ones you want up? She said a.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Curse, Oh have sex with okay, GIMPI you know what,
I'm gonna go with the one that nobody says the
Coast Guard.

Speaker 6 (01:43:01):
That was mine.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
They're the best?

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
Have you ever read the text on the air then
googled the number because the text was so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Lindsay, no, GIMPI you can do that.

Speaker 6 (01:43:21):
I mean, I've never googled the number because cell numbers
are kind of hard to track to people. And I'm
not gonna pay for a service because I don't care
that much. But I have looked at your text history
and then given you an appropriate title like pos.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Or troll.

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
Or cancer or I could say this again. You look
like someone who can't swim. If someone paid you a
thousand dollars to flirt with a stranger in front of
your partner, would you do it? What amount would it take?
If no, sure, I do it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
A thousand bucks just to flirt?

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Yeah, gimme, yeah, give me my money, bitch, I had
no problem with that. Does she know?

Speaker 6 (01:44:16):
Does she know I'm gonna get paid?

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
Oh? Like, does your partner know?

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
Just makes it look like you're just randomly flirting with whatever.
What's flirt?

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Because I've said thank you and please and have a
nice day, and my wife's when you're flirt?

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
Why are you flirting with that girl?

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
That's the way you said it?

Speaker 6 (01:44:34):
Sure, Or I strike up a conversation with the waitress
about topics like is the chicken good? So what's flirting?
Are you asking me to comment about how they look
in front of my wife? I probably am not going
to do that. What's the newest? What's the newest to you?

(01:44:59):
Band or song that's now a favorite?

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
I don't really have one.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Can be man. I have recently gotten into this gal
named Emily ENnie and E and I, and she just
randomly popped up on this Sturgel Simpson playlist that I
was been listening to or whatever, and I'm like, you
know what, I like this broad.

Speaker 6 (01:45:27):
She has got a great voice. The music is solid,
you know, it's just good. There's a band out of Brooklyn.
I don't love their name, but they're like a I
don't want to piging them down to bands did one thing,
but like an indie rock sound, but also have like

(01:45:48):
this country sound, this punk sound.

Speaker 1 (01:45:52):
And they're called Geese. Okay, I think they're pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:45:56):
The lead singer's very weird, and I don't mean weird
like Trent Reznor weird.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
I mean weird like.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Ooh, you're an introvert, weird, so that would be one
for me. Did you know he is one of the
most popular artists in the world on Spotify?

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Yes? Again, we are all aware how popular her he is.
People hating on us because you know, we're just mixed
because we think it's not a big deal, right.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
Have you seen online? A lot of people think it's
not right. Nobody's saying he's not popular.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
No, wasn't he in Happy Gilmour too?

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Did you know he's in Amy Again?

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
I'm done.

Speaker 6 (01:46:44):
If you could see one secret about every person in
this room, would you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:51):
Sure? Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
GIMPI? No, I'm good, It's none of my business. Yeah,
I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
I don't want to know because then I know, right,
You're like eh, It's like I've had friends that are like,
hey man, so I cheated on Karen or whatever, and
I'm like, oh no, no, what do I say about
people that get in trouble?

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
Gimpeen.

Speaker 6 (01:47:15):
I don't want it on me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:18):
And that stuff gets on you quick. Yeah, people didn't
want it to people get fired here.

Speaker 6 (01:47:23):
I'm like, stay out of the halls. You don't want
to get it on you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
Take the fire escape. I'll take the steps.

Speaker 6 (01:47:32):
Uh, would you fight a human sized praying mantis in
hand to hand claw combat to win five million dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
No, because they would just rip your head off they win,
or bite your head off they win.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Gim me human sized Huh? Well, I mean, are we
talking like small humans average sized humans?

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Part of me is like, yeah, I think I could.
I could take a mantis handiclaw combat. But Linzy's got
a good point, and they are badass fighters and they
will bite your head off. So I think I think
I'm good on fighting a human sized mantis.

Speaker 6 (01:48:24):
Okay, let's do it. Let's go, boy, Come at me,
bro right, I'm sorry, come at me mantis.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Man.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
I mean I was trying to think of I seen
a mantis fall over and did they get up? Is
it like a turtle situation?

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
I don't know. I got those legs and these weird
arms and they strike far away.

Speaker 6 (01:48:47):
Yeah, and the big ass behind them. Yeah, they're clearly deadly.
I'm not I'm not trying to take away from their danger.
I'm just trying to think of what your angle is,
what is your advantage because you got one as a human?
Yeah speed maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
I don't know, man, They're pretty quick, are they.

Speaker 6 (01:49:09):
I mean their attack is sure. Yeah, yeah, And that's
what you gotta watch out for, because it's when you're
not suspecting it you think, oh man, this man is
ain't nothing. But I mean, like, if I can, you're
gonna try and get me with your I've got to
get near your head, right, so if I can stay low?

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Okay, mate, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
I just I'm not prepared with the idea of that.
Like I'm gonna just it's five million dollars, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Take a shot. Lose your head though.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
Would I get in there in the ring with Mike
Tyson for five million dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Let him try?

Speaker 6 (01:49:43):
Like, see if I can hit last a minute? One
hundred percent? Yeah, one hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
Run around?

Speaker 6 (01:49:49):
Yes, yes, that's exactly So can I do that? Do
I have to go the How long is the fight
to death? Is the fight to death with the premantis?

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
Well then no, Why would I ever fight anybody to
the death right only in gladiator times?

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
Man, they've evolved, right, all right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:50:12):
Do you remember the kid that was viral on American
idol because he kissed Katy Perry. So he got in
trouble because he had child porn and he got charged
and convicted of all that, and he got twenty five
years in prison with a minimum of fifteen to serve

(01:50:33):
fifteen behind bars and then ten years submit it, but
to get out after fifteen years. He has extreme conditions
including and I might not get the second word in
this item correct. He has to get a penile plesmograph test,
which is a device that measures blood flow to his

(01:50:55):
private parts when shown different kinds of content.

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
That seems weird.

Speaker 6 (01:51:05):
He also has to take an able screening, which is
a psycho sexual evaluation that measures how long the eyes
stay on images of children versus adults. I don't know
anything about these things. I don't know how the accuracy

(01:51:27):
right is on I mean good, like, I'm glad they
got some parameters on this thing on this guy. He's
also banned from entering strip clubs, sex shops, massage parlors,
or adult theaters, and he's not permitted to look at pornography,
call sex hotlines, or pick up hitchhikers. He must wear

(01:51:49):
the appropriate clothing and underwear at all times, and he
has to submit regular blood samples. To test for sexually
transmitted diseases and register as a sex offender. For those
who don't know, he was arrested here in Tulsa last year.
Oh wow, So here's my question. Why aren't we batting

(01:52:11):
him from my god own? No malls right right? Or
playgrounds or chuck E chees. Now, I know he's got
the thing sex offender can't, but maybe just let's be clear.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Yeah, who's checking to see if he's wearing underwear?

Speaker 6 (01:52:27):
I think that's more of if he has an interaction
with police and they maybe on his reporter it'll say, oh,
he makes sure he's wearing underwear. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
And why is that a factor? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:52:43):
Are any of those going to fix what's broken in
this dude?

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
The fact that he's you know, attracted to mine? I mean, yeah,
I get it. This device, we'll be able to tell
if you're getting boners looking at kids or not, and
how long you're staring at kids. But it's not going
to fix the problem that he's still looking at these children.

Speaker 6 (01:53:06):
He told a counselor here in Tulsa that he confessed
to child pornography and it being an addiction and the counselor,
of course, turned him in. They seized his phone and
discovered more than seven hundred pieces of child sexual abuse material.
Cops say, uh, he's been convicted of child possession of

(01:53:28):
child sexual abuse material aggravated possession.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
Seven hundred man. Wow, that's a lot s ext c.
Ninety nine more than you should have.

Speaker 6 (01:53:39):
Right, But I don't know what the test for sexually
transmitted disease. I don't I don't understand the point of that.
I don't understand the point of any of it. The
the measuring of the boners, the eye measuring, none of it.
There's a reason that polygraph tests are not a lot

(01:54:00):
bone court because they're too easily swayed. You can manipulate
them in some degree. It's a lot of interpretation, right,
And I would imagine the eye movement thing, or like
how about just I wouldn't look at the photo all,
I just go like look real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Right, wow, then that might trigger a boner?

Speaker 6 (01:54:18):
Though is this in these people in FT? Is that
the problem? Like do they not understand how pedophiles' brains work?
I know you're gonna say, who does, But ultimately that's
I don't think that's the way it works right that
they see the image instantly and it gives them an erection, right,

(01:54:40):
I don't think of Peterson. That's and I'm not defending pedophiles.
I'm questioning how they figure this out, how they figured
this out, and their approach.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
So if you see a picture of a naked woman, Corbyn,
you know, obviously clearly of age, do you instantly get
a boner?

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
I do not? I mean no, you know who does
twelve thirteen year olds?

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
And do they even? Who knows if even.

Speaker 6 (01:55:06):
They do consistently?

Speaker 2 (01:55:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
I cannot recall a time I have looked at a
photo or my wife naked and felt blood flow increase
to my genitals.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Right or Binnix?

Speaker 6 (01:55:26):
I mean, I see my wife naked, I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I've been married almost fifteen years and I've seen them
a lot, and still every time I'm like, oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
And there's nothing wrong with the butt To get an
instant erection, I think it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
And how old is this guy?

Speaker 6 (01:55:47):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Yeah? So I think I think they I think they
thought they had a good idea, they didn't really think
it out all the way. I just think if we
have to do all that.

Speaker 6 (01:56:00):
Maybe don't let him out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:01):
I'm right there with you. Why why can we not
just castrate these sickos, chop the balls off, and then
they won't have any sexual desire at all whatsoever.

Speaker 6 (01:56:13):
I'm gonna this is why what if we get one
of them wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
Oh, he wasn't a pedo and now he's just a nutlace,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:56:24):
Yeah, And I know you're gonna go, oh, go to
scramble a few eggs until it happened. And innocent people
get convicted of crimes all the time. Yeah, absolutely, And
I understand the severity of this one. That doesn't negate
people getting convicted wrongly. And I hear you're like, oh,
who cares, man, You probably deserved it if they thought

(01:56:49):
you might have done it.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56:51):
Well, you know what if we get it wrong, and
that's just one less boner we have in the world. Okay,
I literally cannot think of a rebuttal.

Speaker 2 (01:57:04):
No, if it's proven factual, then yes, why not?

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
I mean convicted is quote factual? Right, But there are
plenty of people that have been convicted under factual and
then be guilt innocent, served many years, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:21):
And get it wrong. Yeah, So that's terrible factual.

Speaker 6 (01:57:27):
I don't yeah, I don't know that would that's for me,
the castration part of it. Like that's why I'm like, ah, yeah,
it seems extreme, right, But like I just said, that's
one less boner that could potentially hurt anybody. And I
also think if you castrate them, that doesn't mean they're
not going to stop possessing.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
The pictures and stuff, or if they're not, if they're
not sexually aroused by it anymore than what would be
the point of having it.

Speaker 6 (01:57:56):
Well, I think you're just making an assumption that if
they cut your genitals off, that your brain doesn't work
that way anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
It works free animals.

Speaker 6 (01:58:08):
I don't know if that's true. They just get confused
and hit your leg.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
Cuche. All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be
back four of The Big Man Morning Show is NET.

Speaker 6 (01:58:40):
I am going to make an assumption. I'll make two assumptions. One,
you know how condoms work, and you know the appropriate
way to make them work. And then the second assumption
is neither one of you use condoms anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:58:59):
Correct and correct.

Speaker 6 (01:59:01):
That is correct, But did you know there are common
mistakes with condoms?

Speaker 1 (01:59:07):
Putting it on backwards and now to take it off
and put it back on the right way, just to
think that you got it the right way. But it's
not really the right way. Things are. It's a mess.

Speaker 6 (01:59:15):
It is bizarre how important these are. And there's literally
no instruction that happens now or we try to.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
Stop it, right. I don't think I've ever looked at
the box to see if there are instructions, you know,
like with tampoons, they give you detailed instructions on how
to put dem mofuckers in. But I can't remember. I don't,
I don't. I don't think there was an insert or
even instructions on the back. I was like, how to
put your rubber on.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
What you learned in health class?

Speaker 1 (01:59:43):
Not really, not really with the banana, everybody's chuck.

Speaker 6 (01:59:50):
I'm looking at the box on Walmart right now, and uh,
important information. Avoid exposure to direct sunlight or storage for
prolonged periods of time over temperatures above a hundred.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
Don't keep them in your car for god knows how long.
Then try to use them.

Speaker 6 (02:00:13):
Yeah, at least on the front and back of this box. Hey,
now there's no instructions.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
Yeah, I don't. And again I can't remember if there
is any inserts or anything on the inside, because they
don't put the tampoon instructions on the back of the box,
the insert that I'm going to do.

Speaker 6 (02:00:31):
Yeah, there's information inside the box. Okay, Well, apparently there
are some common mistakes people make with condoms. Wearing the
wrong size every time I go the fitter was never there? Uh,

(02:00:52):
condoms come in ultra large and many other sizes. Quote
fit is one of the most important and most neglected
aspects of condom use.

Speaker 1 (02:01:02):
And that's a trial and error thing, right, Like you
think you're like, oh, yeah, fuck, I'm a magnum guy, right,
and you get out like that doesn't work? Do you
have to buy like three different fucking boxes or whatever
to find the size that fits you best?

Speaker 6 (02:01:18):
Okay, so one, I don't know when the appropriate time
to try them on is.

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:01:25):
Let you pontificate on that for a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
In the dressing room at the Walmart. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
That's what fitting rooms are there for. Do I buy
four boxes? I don't know what that means? How do
you try on condoms? And let's add the second part
of that, how do you try on condoms? Am I
supposed to masturbate and then stop and then put on
a condom. You walk in on your son and he's

(02:01:53):
by himself putting on a condom, you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Be like, oh boy, hello, I'm just seeing it the fits. Wow,
you've just seen a defense. I'm just saying it defens
now according to you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:04):
But yeah, according to Google, it says that yes kind
of always come with instructions on their proper us, including
how to put them on, yeah, how to remove them.

Speaker 6 (02:02:13):
Yeah, we're going backwards though, we're staying with this on
the topic we've moved to. Okay, and that is trying
them on, Like, I'm not sure how that happens. I'm
not sure how you size it.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
Now. There is a size chart here.

Speaker 6 (02:02:27):
That that there's a snug length. No, it's a measurement.
I guess a snug length, a standard length, a large length,
and a oh good for you extra large lengths magnums. So,
and it goes from seven seven point two, seven point
eight to eight point one.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
You got to get your tailor, tae.

Speaker 6 (02:02:45):
Shit, I'm sorry, I've got that wrong. I've got that wrong.
It's from the snug length small okay, you know tall
as they call it a Starbucks all right, seven inches
to seven point eight okay, and then standard is seven
point two five to seven point eight, Large is seven
point eight to eight point one, and then oh, good

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for you is eight point one to nine point four.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
These are all measured in length. That's length, okay. Now, girth.

Speaker 6 (02:03:17):
Snug would be anything between one point seven to one
point seven five inches, which uh yeah, okay, yeah, and
then and then standard is one point seven to two
and then good for you is two point five to two.

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
Point eight down what a hugger?

Speaker 6 (02:03:37):
Yeah, So what if I'm what if I'm built like
a Tunican but I'm snug?

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Right? Did they don't? Maybe they make specialty condoms for
those those little what do they call them, little chubs,
those little fucking sausage pieces you know I'm talking about.
I don't know. I've never experienced that, sir.

Speaker 6 (02:03:59):
They're literally called it's a sausage brand, it's called Chubb,
and they're just like little, like maybe like an inch
two and a half inches tall, what but fucking girthy
ass motherfucker sausage.

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
And it's just like a little tiny sausage. A little
snack pack can get you on down the road.

Speaker 6 (02:04:14):
I am going to fuck up my Walmart algorithm.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
He searching for chubs.

Speaker 6 (02:04:19):
No, they apparently come in variety pack sizes.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
The condoms are the chubs. We gotta know what we're
talking about here. We talking robbers are tiny sausage.

Speaker 6 (02:04:27):
No condoms too, so if you needed one for your
your thumb. Okay, but this says doesn't say this doesn't
say variety pack sizes. This says variety pack like uh,
ribbed her pleasure twisted. Yeah that is different than what
that's See. This size thing is not real. I'm convinced

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of it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:48):
I thought they were all like one size fits most,
except for the magnums. I agree those are for you know,
big Dick Larry over there right, good for you? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:04:58):
When I put into the the search of my variety
pack condoms, which is what the article says you need
to do, I'm not sure what size. You could grab
a variety pack or a handful of free samples and
try different options by yourself until you find a model
you like.

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
Fuck.

Speaker 6 (02:05:15):
Can I take this for a test drive?

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
You're right, I'll be back. I'm a good tryout, just
real quick, just to see that.

Speaker 6 (02:05:23):
Or wearing a condom for a young person, at least
for my growing up, was very stressful, very anxiety driven.
Right now, I got to add on the sizing.

Speaker 1 (02:05:35):
Yeah, well you don't want it to fall off. Have
you ever had to go fucking risk deep in agin
or try to wrap it out of a hat?

Speaker 2 (02:05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
Yeah, the scarves? Is that a ring?

Speaker 6 (02:05:51):
Here's another one of the common mistakes with condoms. Not
checking the expiration date.

Speaker 1 (02:05:58):
That's fair, that's fair to assume, you know, if you
bought it from the store whatever, that that is gonna
be good.

Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
But how long are they supposed to last?

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
I don't know. I think it's just whatever the type
you have and the people that manufacture them, I would think.

Speaker 1 (02:06:16):
Yeah, I think a lot of it depends on like
your storage. Like they he had mentioned earlier, don't be
keeping it and you know direct sunlight, you know, because
that's going to cause it to expire faster, just like
if you put a glass of milk in direct sunlight,
it's going to spoil quicker.

Speaker 6 (02:06:33):
Uh, it says also pay attention to the packaging. Hey, now,
if the foil looks crumpled, faded, or damaged, don't use it.
You've been taking it out of your pocket and putting
it back in, taking it back out and putting it
back in, just hoping maybe this is the day ripping
it while opening not knowing how to open it correctly.

Speaker 1 (02:06:54):
That makes complete sense.

Speaker 6 (02:06:55):
Yeah, there's a real tendency for people to own them
open condom wrappers with their teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
What why are you open it like a bag of chips?

Speaker 6 (02:07:06):
No, I just rip it like I'm right, I just
rip it with my hand. I don't use my teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:07:11):
I've never never. Uh, I've used my teeth over them
all before. Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:07:16):
Some cases, scissors or even long nails will damage the
condom and you won't even know it. Sometimes jewelry, rings, bracelets,
and watches can catch the edge as you're opening the condom.
The best way to avoid this is to open the
wrapper carefully by hand and take your time. Because if

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there's any environment that warrants patience, it's when your dick
is rock hard and she's ready to go, right.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
Is that that's like fucking knocked up? Oh, just hurry
up and fucking do it already. And he forages before
goes it because he's fumbling with the goddamn condom. And
then that's how he ended up getting her getting her
knocked up.

Speaker 6 (02:07:59):
Yew condom, common condom, Common condom mistakes. We're at number
four where we finally get to one where I'm like, yeah,
I remember this, okay, and that is not leaving space
at the tip.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
You got to the reservoir tip.

Speaker 6 (02:08:12):
Yeah, that is something that I knew was a thing
you had to do. It doesn't stick into number four
before I was like, oh yeah, and that feels familiar.

Speaker 1 (02:08:22):
I only a problem that I can relate.

Speaker 6 (02:08:24):
To waiting too long to put the condom on, short
of and I haven't read this, short of having some
intimacy before, that's the only thing that I would know.
I don't know, if you know what I mean, Like, Hey,
I'm just gonna do it a couple of times and
then I'll put the condom on.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
Of course that's a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (02:08:43):
Well yeah, lots of people see the application of the
condom as well, not very sexy. It's common misunderstanding that
protection only matters at the point of ejaculation.

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
Yes, that's pretty much what we're saying, right, Oh, that's
what the same. But precomes a thing, you know, and
they say you can get knocked up off of that it.

Speaker 6 (02:09:01):
Storing them improperly. I think this goes along with the
expiration date, right.

Speaker 1 (02:09:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:09:06):
Storing in a wallet, pocket, car, or any place temperature
can get too high or fluctuate is detrimental to the
structural integrity. So where should you? It says, store them
in a cool, dry place. Apparently that bitch is vagina
and away from any sharp objects.

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
Right, So don't be stuffing them down in your pocket
with your keys and your pocket nine.

Speaker 6 (02:09:30):
Grab a few and bring them with you on a date.

Speaker 1 (02:09:34):
Well, you've got big fucking plans over there. Yeah, And
what you're gonna like, hold on me?

Speaker 6 (02:09:39):
I can't do you see my keys and you're like, oh,
why do you have four condoms first date?

Speaker 1 (02:09:44):
I just the article? Sure, yeap?

Speaker 6 (02:09:51):
Pairing them with oil based lubricants. I'm gonna be honest.
I've never mixed my peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
Hmm.

Speaker 6 (02:10:00):
They say that's a bad thing, huh. It says lube
is important and overlooked in a lot of sexual life.
Different lube formulations have varying pros and cons to keep
track of. One combo that especially should be avoided is
an oil based lube with a latex based condom. Okay,
Using oil based lub can deteriorates the latex.

Speaker 1 (02:10:21):
Okay, that makes sense. Use water or silicon based. It's
like pouring gasoline and a styre from cop there you go,
good for you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:10:32):
Unrolling the condom on the penis first. Another big user
error is putting the condom on the tip of the penis,
realizing it's inside out, and then flipping it so I'll
roll down properly. Yet now the precumb is on the
side of the tip of the condom that is going
to be in contact with your partner. I can't believe

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number nine is actually one. In terms of common condom mistakes,
common means more an average reusing a condom.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
My god, well, flip it inside out? Poor poor you,
some rubbing alcohol on there? Watch us right off.

Speaker 6 (02:11:16):
Man, right, it says, uh, seems obvious, But never use
a condom twice. Reusing is prone to all sorts of
fluid leakuages, lick leakages. I'm not sure how you would
get it off. You ever tried to have a rubber
glove on and try to get it out?

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
Get it off with the right right, never works off
that way.

Speaker 6 (02:11:37):
No another one on here wearing two condoms at once
as a condom a common condom mistake. We've made fun
of double baggers, right, she's so fucking ugly or so
fucking lose.

Speaker 1 (02:11:51):
You got a double bag it? I don't thinking. I
never have double the protection. It does not increase protection.
Want it done? If it fills in the gaps are
your loose ass vagina.

Speaker 6 (02:12:04):
You ever tried to wear two socks with your pair
of shoes. It's not comfortable, right, but keeps you warm
in the winter time. Another one or the last one
on here is not having multiple condoms on hand. Again,
being honest, I don't ever remember rolling with more than one.

Speaker 1 (02:12:19):
Oh, usually that's all you need. I mean, unless you
know you have plans to spend the night and you're like, okay,
well you're gonna do it tonight after dinner or whatever,
and then again tomorrow morning when we wake up, and
possibly in the middle of the night, and I guess,
But then you just bring up a whole ass buck
of box.

Speaker 6 (02:12:40):
Right if it breaks, so you've got back up?

Speaker 2 (02:12:43):
Got back up?

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:12:45):
Yeah, It says zero or one condoms are not the
ideal amount to have on hand.

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
Zero or one. No woman has ever asked, Hey, how
many condoms do you have on you? That's gonna send
a mixed messages be like, oh, we're gonna a lot now.

Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
No, it's always do you have a condom?

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Right rock? Do you have multiple condoms? Right?

Speaker 6 (02:13:06):
In case we're gonna go like, hey, right, compliment? Uh,
I think if you handled it where you're you know,
you went to get some quarters out of your pocket
because you need quarters, I guess, uh, and you've got
three or four condoms that stumble out if you said
something like listen, I take safe sex seriously. It has
zero to do with my expectation of tonight and more
about you never know. Sure even that sounds bad, right?

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
No, I think it sounds more like, oh, like I
think that would turn some women on really like yeah,
oh he's safety first, and like he's not expecting anything.
It's kind of like that's a turn on.

Speaker 6 (02:13:43):
Not I'm gonna we're gonna fuck like monkeys or I'm
gonna tit that ass up tonight several times. One Mississippi, two,
Mississippi three, Mississippi. You tell me when to stop.

Speaker 1 (02:13:59):
You you say stop when you think we've reached the spot.

Speaker 6 (02:14:02):
Right, keep going, Keep going box is almost empty. I
think they're missing one on this list. There's such thing
as too many condoms. True, if you have a Sam's
Club box in your bathroom under the sink, I think
that might be too much.

Speaker 1 (02:14:22):
No, that's fine. If it's in your bathroom underneath the sink.
You know as well as I do, Corbyn. You start
putting it in your pockets, it starts boulting them up.
You got your keys, you got your phone, you know
what I mean. And then if you've got this giant
you could tell there's something in your pocket, but it's
look a little squishy, and then it crunches when you walk.

(02:14:42):
I think that's that's too many.

Speaker 6 (02:14:46):
Yeah, I I don't know. I know in my house,
I'm not gonna rely on the school to be the
educators of all that, right, I'm gonna take it upon
myself because I don't trust motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (02:15:01):
That makes sense. I don't want to be grandpa. I
want to be like.

Speaker 6 (02:15:08):
I want to be like almost sixty sixty sixty five.
I think maybe even seventy before I'm a grandpa.

Speaker 1 (02:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that is grandpa age. I guess
I don't know. I am twice over I'm only forty five, right, No,
it's more common than ever.

Speaker 6 (02:15:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I want my oldest to be
in her thirties with wherever she is in her career
established right now, she establishes her career in her twenties
and all that, then okay, it's her decision. By the way,
I don't give a shit, but I'm not expecting that
for a good fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (02:15:44):
Yeah yeah, and now that's that is a good want
to sure, sure, absolutely sure.

Speaker 6 (02:15:51):
But if I'm on the eight year plan right then
or seven?

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
Right? Fuck? You ain't got that long?

Speaker 6 (02:15:59):
No, God, which lindsay that means, Lindsay, if she's on
that plan, she's at four, because he's what fourteen fifteen,
so three in three years you could be a grandma.

Speaker 1 (02:16:10):
You could be one right now, just saying that's fifteen
years old, right.

Speaker 2 (02:16:15):
No, he's still a virgin. We have these talks. But
I just realized having this condom conversation. I'm forty three
and I've never bought a condom in my life. But
by the time I do, my first time buying a
condom will not be for me.

Speaker 6 (02:16:32):
It will be You're gonna buy him for him?

Speaker 2 (02:16:34):
I will buy them and say.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
Hey, try this on.

Speaker 6 (02:16:39):
No, but oh come on, lendsay, you can't do that.
You gotta let him do it because there's gonna be
a little bit And I'm not saying I know your kid,
but there is a little bit of embarrassment that goes
along with the idea of that. And I know you
have a good relationship with him, but I think more
importantly it teaches him to go do it by himself.
So without and you can't go with him to buy them,

(02:17:02):
that will be very awkward for you.

Speaker 2 (02:17:04):
I would rather.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:08):
I would rather him have them have access to them,
just in case, you know, the opportunity presents itself.

Speaker 6 (02:17:17):
Have you had the condom conversation with him?

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:17:21):
Oh yeah, you've told him he needs to buy some,
he needs to wear them. Okay, but did you tell
me he needs to buy them?

Speaker 2 (02:17:29):
No. I think they were given some in school because
they had the He's gone through the the talk at
school twice and they've taught them with the banana.

Speaker 6 (02:17:41):
Like you mentioned, get a goddamn dildo.

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
What are we doing? Looks like?

Speaker 6 (02:17:46):
No, dick looks like but uh, I don't know, I
don't know. Mine doesn't look like a banana fucking gonzo
third ba right, uh yeah, but I think that's part
of it too, right, like, yeah, removing the embarrassment or
shame that comes along with buying one.

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
Oh did your mama get your rubbish for?

Speaker 6 (02:18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:18:09):
Come on, you like you like the cheese?

Speaker 6 (02:18:13):
I got some wom in red and green? When did
you you're a large? My gosh, I'm just saying, right, yeah,
let him figure out, let him navigate it. Hey, I'm
going to take you to the grocery store. I'll wait
in the car. You need to go and buy some
condoms and we'll talk about it when you get out.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
What was it like?

Speaker 6 (02:18:36):
Are you you know? I don't want you to be embarrassed.
It's very normal. It is attractive to protect your body, yes, right.

Speaker 2 (02:18:45):
Yeah, and this is not the okay to go have sex.

Speaker 6 (02:18:49):
But I don't think that helps your case when you
say no, he's going to have sex and probably not
tell you when it happens.

Speaker 1 (02:18:58):
Did you tell your mama? No? Dad? No?

Speaker 6 (02:19:01):
Nor did I no.

Speaker 2 (02:19:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:19:05):
As a matter of fact, I didn't tell him about
any of the times that I had sex, not when
it first happened, and not the last time that it happened.

Speaker 6 (02:19:11):
The only time I remember telling my mom we had
sex is when I showed up with a picture of
a fucking baby on camera. Yeah, that's the only time
I've ever told my mom. And I didn't say we banged.

Speaker 1 (02:19:22):
Right, I said, you're going to be a grandma, right.
We all know how babies are made, so yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder if people actually do that, if people actually
tell young children whatever, tell their parents. Hey, I had said,
I I didn't have to ask. I knew exactly when,

(02:19:44):
not exactly when, like to the moment, the day, the hour.
But my youngest boy, he's eighteen, and I knew when
he made that switch because they changed. And that same
way with my oldest boy, Yeah, his balls dropped. Something changes,
It changes mentally, you know, they change mentally, and they
start carrying themselves a little different, talking a little different.

(02:20:04):
The innocence is lost. And that's when I knew. I
was like, ah, you're getting laid. That's good for you.

Speaker 6 (02:20:10):
I mean, I hope that we're trying really hard to
create a house of openness. And like we use the
word vagina and penis and like we talk about periods
because I'm trying to make you all motherfuckers have a
hard time.

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:20:27):
I'm trying to normalize it that men talk about periods
with my daughters, So I hope that I don't want
them to be like mom, I had sex a vibe
like I don't want that, right, But I want if
I ask, hey, are you being sexually active, they'll go
yes and not feel like they can't say that.

Speaker 1 (02:20:42):
Right, That's what I want, that's the hopes. Yeah, But
whether or not that happens is a different story, because.

Speaker 6 (02:20:48):
I sure, but there's no whether or not I wake
up in the morning. There's uncertainty in everything.

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Right, right, right. I just think that the and you
may be different probably is in your house, but there's
still some I don't say embarrassment, but a little maybe
a little embarrassment, little coyous, little shyness, little modesty, I
guess when it comes to that sort of thing. Sure,
damn no, Dad, I didn't when they did.

Speaker 6 (02:21:13):
Yeah, I think that's obviously entirely possible. But I'm trying
to foster an environment where I'm helping you build the
scaffolding to be an adult. I'm not trying to punish
you for attempting at being in a right right, right.
Whether I'm successful or that, I don't know. All you
can do is but I can tell you this. It'll
be all right, It'll be all right.

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (02:21:38):
But the idea of talking about condoms, I think is
an interesting topic to have with your kids or how
about your partner. Right you get married, we talk about
the sanctity of marriage. Not once do you sit down
and go, hey, do you see us having a sex talk?

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
If we ever have.

Speaker 6 (02:21:53):
Kids, I'm not talking about that right. If we have girls,
do you want to talk about periods? Will you be
there to take care of, you know, the girl when
she has her first period. I'm not bond condoms. I'm
not bon tampons. Right, you don't have those conversations, but
those are the vital things that happen, right, not fucking.

Speaker 1 (02:22:14):
Hey, you like football? I like football.

Speaker 6 (02:22:19):
Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just weird that way.
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