BMMS 9-4-25

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that rockskmod dot com. We've done that thing before, like, hey,
make a mark if you've done this.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yee, So.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I figured we'd start with something a little different from that.
So you're gonna make a mark. Uh one point for
each thing you've never done. Okay, one point for each
thing you've never done. So keep track of your points here.
Used a rotary phone, used a rotary phone now growing up,

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so this would have been I'm fifty, so like in
eighty two when I was eight, I know we had
a push button phone because it was underneath the cabinet
and every time you go to answer the phone, you'd
hit your head on the cabinet. So I specifically remember
this baby blue phone on the wall. Okay, used a
floppy disc disc, used a floppy disc, used a typewriter.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'll give a little spoiler.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I took typing class, right, not typing learning how to
type on a computer.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Typing class.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, there's a difference between typing class and keyboarding class.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Taking photos with a film camera, Okay. Listen to music
on a CD. Listened to a cassette tape, Listen to
a vinyl record. You're making a point for each thing
you never did or never done. Listen to music on

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a walkman, listen to music on a boom box.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Outside, like one you carry on your shoulder.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
It doesn't say I've carried on your shoulder to the
right thing, but I feel if you have a boombox,
there's only one way to carry it, and.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's on your shoulder.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Have you seen those boomboxes they have that are bluetoothed.
That like they show players when they're walking out onto
the court like they're carrying it or whatever.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
But it's bluetooth, but it looks like a boombox. It's
so dumb.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, well, because you don't want to look stupid carrying
this little tiny boombox speaker or a bluetooth speaker, because
you don't need the big thing anymore. They've sophisticated up
the technology for the yes thank you sound, sent or
received a fax. Make it a point for each thing

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you've never done, rented a video from Blockbuster.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
They're still trying to ruin my credit.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Access to the internet by dial up. Oh god, used
a phone book, sent a postcard. Things you've never done
you get a point for. Used a paper map to
get somewhere. I want to put a caveat on that.

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That's not printing out your map quest.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It has to be legit.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Yes, what an atlas?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Count Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, owned a dictionary, owned an encyclopedia, paid with a
paper check or you could just say check. Give yourself
a point for each thing you've never done. Lindsay, how
many points do you have? Zero you've done all those.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
All of them. We owned a rotary phone in our
dining room. We had that's the phone that actually, my
mom was electrocuted while you sing electric get it struck
by lightning.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
She wasn't struck by lightning.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
The phone was.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Your line was, yes, she wasn't struck by lightning. That
implies Caddy shack out, lightning bolt hitting her right.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Greatest giff game ever?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Give me how many points?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
I got?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Three? I got three. I have never sent a postcard.
I've seen plenty of them, I've looked at them at
the gift shops. I have never actually filled one out
and mailed it to somebody. So if the question was
have you ever held a postcard? I got you. But
I've never actually mailed one. So there's that.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
I actually sent a postcard from Oklahoma. A friend of
mine who was a school teacher in Indiana asked me
to send any of her friends that were sending or
that lived in different states. She wanted for her classroom
postcards from different states.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Besides that, though, yeah, yeah, okay, what else can p
I've never owned a dictionary. I've used plenty of them
in school and the libraries. But my family so far
as like mediate mom, dad, brother, we've never owned one.
My grandparents did that same way with the encyclopedias. That
was the other point that I got there. We never

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owned encyclopedias, but my grandparents did, so that's where I
have used them, aside from libraries and schools, but in
my home growing up, we never had any that I
can remember.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
I also got zero.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I was thinking Lindsay was gonna at least have one point,
being the youngest person in the room, and the ones
that I didn't think she would like. The music is
the cassette CD. Because of our industry, I don't think
that that's we're gonna hit a lot of those, ye know.
The rotary phone, to be honest, I thought was because

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you know, cordless phones were more a thing when she
was eight, nine, ten.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, everybody had to have one.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah. I thought that maybe the map thing okay, okay,
yeah would have been one for her. I felt the
postcard was one for gimpy. I felt like that was
not a postcard thing for gimpy.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, not a postcard kind of guy. No, you aren't, no,
not even I've written letters before and mailed those. Maybe
a small handful of them. Okay, you've written letters. Who
would you write letters to? Oh, let's see, that's.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Friends, when I moved from Alabama to hear in Oklahoma,
I would write my friends back in Alabama and mail
those out to have my mom go get stamp or
go ask my Graham offer a stamp because you know,
I just don't have books of stamps on no.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And then we put it in the mail box, but
the little flapper up and then ship it off. But yeah,
it's been a long time since I've written a letter
and mailed it to somebody.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Isn't it crazy how you probably felt so adamant about
doing that, writing those letters to those friends, and now.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It right, where are they?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, since you got Facebook for right, But I'm just saying,
like you probably what lost connection with them?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, I've connected with one of them since then. And hell,
it's even been since twenty eighteen was the last time
I talked to that cat? You know? But before that,
I'd say, oh, god, fifteen twenty years maybe since before

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we reconnected on the old facebooks.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I had a conversation with my mom because she remembers
writing letters to stars like movie stars and stuff and
getting autographed pictures by him, and I had to remind
her that probably wasn't them.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Right assistant signed it or whatever, or.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
The movie studio just had some. And she was like, no,
you're wrong. Maybe that's a possibility. It's proven to be
true before.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
Does she remember who she wrote to?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
She told me, but it doesn't matter, but I don't.
I'm sure I wrote letters to girls, yeah, and mailed them.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay, I was gonna say, that's the key thing right there.
I've written lots of letters, love letters and passed him
in class. Yeah, caught up before him before school or
in between class. And but like, here you.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
Go, and did you fold him a certain way to
the cool?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I just fold him up.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Have you seen his hands? Or GAMMI is not a
friend to him.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I can make a hell of a foil swe I.

Speaker 9 (11:49):
Had a pen pal once that i'd met while on vacation,
and I think we wrote back and forth maybe one time.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Boy or girl gimpie? Uh girl boy girl?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Her name was clear?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Okay, where'd she live?

Speaker 9 (12:02):
She lived in Maine and I met her in Michigan,
in Mackinaw Island. Sure, v Yes, and I was always
disappointed that. I think we literally only wrote each other
one time, and we always.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
La trail right, Yes, exactly, we were pin pals. Did
it once? Did you give receive a letter too?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (12:21):
And I think I looked for her maybe like two
or three years ago on Facebook really yes.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Like hey you were gonna what hey you wore?

Speaker 8 (12:33):
But I didn't.

Speaker 9 (12:34):
But I never did find her. I never did find her.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah. Probably it's hard to track wemen down. They get married,
change their names, right, blah blah blah.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, you could dig deep and get like court records
or something, but that's too much for a penpal you
talked to once.

Speaker 9 (12:46):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I've always wanted one when I was growing up. I
always wanted a pen pal because you hear about so
much about on TV and kids shows and da da
da dead. Never did happen, though.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I don't remember if I did. I might have, I
don't remember. I did a lot of those chain mails,
uh yeah, do you know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Or the envelope and you get it.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
You'd have to put, you know, a bunch of envelopes
in the thing and then you'd suddenly get I don't
remember ever getting one back.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
No, somebody broke the chain. Yeah, that's why you have that.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Did you ever do that, lindsay, did you do that?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Give me?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But you remember them?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh yeah, I remember them, but never participated, never even
got one either at all.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Yeah, what's the point of that?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
What is the point of chain mail like that? Is
it just connection or what? Because nobody's writing back?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
No, I think that's a fair question. My answer would
be Farmville, Like there was no Farmville then, so right,
there was no interacting with It was just a way
to interact with other people, or your belief that you
were doing that, right, It wouldn't surprise me if there's
probably got to be a TikTok about it being a
complete scam in BS.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm just gonna google it real quick. The point
of chain mail is to provide flexible protection against cuttings.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh that's yeah, that's medieval. Yeah, give me us all
in right.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
The point of a chain letter is to pressure recipients
and affording it to others, creating an exponential chain of messages.
While some chain letters are harmless aiming to share a
receipt or a quote, may exploit superstition and threats of
misfortune God to distribute false, misleading information see listen conspiracy

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theories before it was spread fear, or even serve as
a scam to get rich quick through illegal pyramid schemes.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right sure, if you do that, if you if you
break the chain, someone you love will die.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
That type of thing.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
They persist because they offer an illusion of control and
can create a sense of community or are convenient way
to spread scams.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Dude, I've been reading a lot about tribalism and that
that's totally what that's doing. You feel like you're a
part of something. The same thing happens in drive threws
when people are like, hey, you want to just swing
the person in front of you bought your stuff, You're
gonna buy the person behind you. And you're like, I
damn it no.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Because I don't want to be on the hook for
one hundred dollars worth of Big Max because your fat
ass wants to feed it.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Right when I just wanted a coffee real now I will.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I will, Like if on my quake trip or whatever
and I see somebody behind me and all was like
God is like maybe a thirty two ounce fountain drink
or something like that. I'll get that. Really, I got no,
I got no problem doing that, you know, but I
am not if somebody comes up to the counter throws
down like fifty you know, candy bars and you know

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energy drink, just like loads the count I'm not.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
No, that's not that kind.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I'm not that kind. You get one thing.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's so fascinating that type of behavior out of you,
because and not that you're not a nice person, but
that you like you're adamant about certain tipping, like absolutely not. Yeah,
but here you'll give a complete stranger a dollar or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, yeah, I won't give homeless people or you know,
vagrants money that are sitting on the on the on
the street corner or whatever.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
As a matter of fact, my old lady she likes
to do that sort of thing. And one I'm in
the car with I'm like, no, do not give them
any money. Yeah. One, you're part of the problem, probably
not homeless. Two, you don't know what they're like, and
you don't know if they're carrying a weapon. And what
happens when you roll your window down to say, here, hobo, bob,

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have a dollar on me, and he shanks you in
the neck and steals your car, right, no, yeah, taking
that chance.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
There was a there was a homeless woman the other
day on seventy first Street.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Just one hunt were four on this corner alone, right
right right she had They made the CBS go out
of business.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
It was right, it was on. It was right at
the intersection of one sixty nine and seventy first.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yes, hangout right.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
And it was around four o'clock four thirty, very busy,
and she had a dog with her and she was
playing catch in the middle of the median and the
ball went right in the middle of the street, and
of course ran out and cars stopped. That wouldn't hit
the dog, sure, And it just made me so angry.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
Hit the dog and then what the light turned green?

Speaker 9 (17:22):
You forgot about it, well pretty much, but it was like,
I'm sitting there at the red light watching this. I'm like,
what are you doing? Yeah, putting this dog in danger?
Begging for money? Are you trying to make this dog
a circus sacked?

Speaker 7 (17:35):
That's exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
They're trying to garner attention, yes, and sympathy because oh
you have a don I like the there's one over
there on seventy first that sits in a chair. Right,
there's a lot of you shouldn't be allowed to sit
in a chair.

Speaker 8 (17:50):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
You're not working for your money as it is, But
then you're really not working for it.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Come on, Yeah, it's just over dated. It's wild, It's
completely wild. Yeah, I've never bought I've done the thing
in the drive through begrudgingly, but I've never done it
like at Quick Trip for no reason.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
Now I will. There. I think it's a taco bell
that says, would you like to round up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
A ton of places do A ton of places do that.

Speaker 10 (18:24):
No, I guess I just always had the taco bell one.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah, no, why why?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That seems like you're how about you take some of
the profits that you make, can do that instead of
getting more money out of me?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, Oh, it irritates me.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Every time you're being asked for more money, whether it's
tipping or rounding up. Well, places need help, Corman, I
understand that, but you're catching me in a moment when
I'm trying to check out. I'm already irritated because the
thing didn't scan or I had to wait for them
to come check my ID, and then you're like trying
to just hit the buttons and they're like, do you
have your loyalty card? Do you have your phone number?

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Would you like to round up? You paying with crash
cash or credit? Whoop, your card didn't scan?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Dragging.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
So I'm already irritated when that happened, Like, are they add.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
A new one? You think you know the menu right?

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
We go to sprouts and you get there and it's
already asking your phone number and so you hit the
X and it cancel.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
Unknowingly, it canceled the transaction.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Right, you start all over.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
They had to start over.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I was like, ah, frustrating, just trying to keep the
system going right anyway, So zero zero in three, I'll
bot this online so you guys can see it. We
got VIP tickets to ne On Prairie Music Festival, we
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Take a break and we'll be back to news quikies. These
are stories you may have missed in the news. We

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cover them here and put more on our Instagram. Nine
to seventy five k m o d. It's time for
news quikies. World news, local news, and news that just
makes you say, what the Here's Corby Gimbean Lindsay with
What's going on news quickies from The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
In ninety seventy five, Woman m a.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Woman scammed out of sixty seven hundred dollars by stranded astronaut.
Now this happened in Japan, where an elderly Japanese woman
in her eighties was scammed out of sixty seven hundred
after she started a romance with a con artist. She
met him online on social media back in July, and

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this scammer told her he was aboard a spaceship facing
an emergency, so he requested funds to allegedly help.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Oh I have is my Facebook?

Speaker 9 (20:46):
Yes, he needed to buy oxygen, so she sent him.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Money for that makes sense, gotta have it, yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
And apparently similar schemes like this are a growing problem
in Japan, where the aging population is very vulnerable to
fraudulent activities. Back in two thousand and twenty two, another
Japanese woman was scammed out of thirty thousand dollars by
a man claiming to be a stranded astronaut on the
International Space Station. And love scams like these cost Americans

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over one billion dollars YEP, and the elderly are the
most often the victims.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Well, it's because they have money. Yep.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Young people just get catfished. Then.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
One of the interesting perspective I've actually been reading about
this because it's psychologically a fascinating and that's the men
and women ones are done completely different. Men, it's all
sexual in nature, right, Women it's all plot based, Okay, right,
there's a story that they are being a part of
I'm feeling right, I need a hero now. There may

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be some element of I'll be with you and I
can't wait to passionately kiss you and those type of things,
but it's all plot based.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
There's some story around it.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I don't know what you're gonna say, you're gonna go, well,
what about the you know, going through nursing school. That
is the opposite of what I said. With the women,
the plot and then some sexual sprinkled in, where with
the men it's sexual with some plot sprinkled in.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Right, It's interesting.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
It's extremely fascinating.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Yeah. I love it when they're on the Doctor Phil show,
those episodes and he gives the timeline of in you know,
July he told you this and you sent him this amount,
and then in August he told you this, and he
said he was going to meet you after he received
this money. Did you meet him? Well no, but that's
when this happened. And this is why.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
And right, the plot, the story, the story is there.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Just the plot thickens and things.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Right, that's how they hook you in.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Didn't you wake up to that? And oh, it's just
it's amazing what these people will buy into.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I never say never, right, because if you're needing love
or companionship or attention, you you take all the red
flags and throw them out the window.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I've had multiple conversations with my mom. Do not give
money to anyone, no matter what. You can do what
you want, but at least consult with me before you
do the transaction. Sure, I won't tell you no, but
I'll give you some maybe some altitude. Yeah, man, and
a puppy costume strangles a kid.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
So there's this guy. His name is Rodney Planthy, and
he works as a sign spinner for the Sunshine Puppies
Pet store. They're in clear Water.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Say that again.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
He works as a sign spinner for Sunshine Puppy Pet Store.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Yeah, no, those are real things.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Well, one day he's standing outside of the Sunshine puppies,
and he's wearing a puppy costume, right, and these kids
are riding by on their bicycles, and I guess that
aggravated Rodney a little bit, so he waves the kids over. Hey, kids,
come on over here, let me talk to you. And
about that time, that's when the owner of the store

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comes out and they're kind of going there, talking back
and forth, and one of the kids is like, ef this,
I'm out of here and starts to ride off. Well,
the owner of the store grabs the kid's handlebars on
his bike and it says to prevent him from getting
hit by the kid on the bike. Sure whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Anyhow, that's when Rodney comes up behind this kid and
gets him in a choke hold and starts triangling strangling
him right anyhow.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
So the cops get called out. The kid tells the
cops yeah, he couldn't breathe for a minute until Rodney
released him. They ended up taking Old rod to jail
for felony battery by strangulation.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Sign spinner again, Yeah he gets some exercise. Yeah, man,
you entertain people people, Yeah, it becomes your identity.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, all for what five dollars an hour?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Federal charges for towing government vehicle in ice raid. A
man is accused of towing a government vehicle away during
an ice operation in downtown Los Angeles. Tow truck driver
Bobby Watches watch his watches. Nunez made his first appearance
in federal court Tuesday. Prosecutors say on August fifteenth, Nunez
interfered with federal agents as they were arrested a Colombian

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woman accused of being in the US illegally. Prosecutors say
he towed a government vehicle that had been placed next
to the woman's car to block her from escaping. At
the time, the keys and a gun were inside the
government vehicle. How much time do you think he could
get for towing a government vehicle?

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Ten?

Speaker 9 (25:37):
Two twenty years years.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Gimbie five years max. He could face up to ten
a decade ten years in prison if convicted. You're interfering
with a federal act, right, it's not awesome that. I
get your point. I get what you were doing, but
now you're gonna go to jail for ten years for

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something you thought was gonna be cute.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Was just trying to hopeful, lad, Yeah, they dumb, dumb, dumb.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I was watching a video yesterday with a guy who
was a prisoner who looked like a cliche prisoner, right,
bald head, tattoos like ray Ba and sunglasses if you will,
plaid share all that stuff right out of prison.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Talking about a guy.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
The interviewers like, what do you remember about certain people
that came in, and he was sharing the story of
this guy coming in who looked like DJ Qualls pretty
much is what he described was a very skinny, scrawny
white boy. And this guy's tatted up, looks like he
is a menacing person. And they were in the yard

(26:48):
and they saw this guy come in and they're like,
that guy's going to your cell, and he's like, I
couldn't believe it. So I went in there and I
I approached him and asked what he was in for, and.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
He said, essay and sexual assault?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
What are you in for?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
And the guy knew if he was in there for
sexual assault, it was probably with a child. And so
it was like, here, listen, here's what here. You have
a choice right now. You can either let me be
the guy who's going to protect you or good luck.
And if you if you choose me, I get all.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I get all.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Your what's the money you get get all your JPay.
I'll give you some of your things, but I get
all your JPay. You'll buy what I tell you to.
You got to clean the cell. You can't be in
here when I'm in here. He said some things that
I can't say on the radio. He's like, but you'll

(27:54):
be safe. No one will touch you. That's the kind
of decisions you're gonna have to make for moving a vehicle. Yeah, no,
I'm not built for that.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Yeah. All that's just reasons for me not to go
to prison ever.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
If you need one.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It was such a colorful description of the first day
in a like a maximum security prison, like a violent prison.
And like all I was doing is I was listening
to this interview. I was like, hell no, but what
are you gonna do? You gotta say.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yes, right, well, you take your chances.

Speaker 11 (28:35):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
There was another story with the prisoner who talks about
like he had the same kind of offer and he
said no and took his chances and was in got
caught in the shower and he's like, I'm not gonna
say I didn't I didn't win. I'm not I'm not
gonna say I didn't lose, because I did lose some days,

(28:58):
but some days I whooped three or four people's ass.
So he would say, like, you might win and beat
some people up when they when the sisters come to
visit you, but you ain't gonna win every day.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
And who wants that?

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Like, yeah, to be constantly watching their back all the time.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Meanwhile, you'll be a maid, So be a maid, getting
one of your jp. You can't be in your cell
when you want to. You're you're essentially someone's servant. So
which one at your safe?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Right? Right? Are you shower sex?

Speaker 7 (29:36):
Said the slave?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, like at least you're safe unwanted shower sex.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's subjective, yeah, and getting beat up maybe even killed.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Thought process just because you wanted to move a car.
All these stories, if you want more, are on the
Kmoty Instagram just search nine seventy five k M O. D.
The coach of the Buffalo Bills Sean McDermott, Dermott, Dermott
letting the Chiefs live rit free in his brain.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Just overall changing the narrative on Buffalo that is, that
is honestly probably the number one thing for me. You know,
I hear it on TV. I hear it on you know,
I'm not even watching a football game or not even
a football broadcast or whatever. And they say they refer
to that the you know this area, and I'm not

(30:32):
even gonna say it like they don't. They don't know
this community, they don't know us, And just because it
didn't work out four years in a row, nobody's ever
gonna do that again. People don't not this is you
talk about Now you're gonna get me.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Going like it does.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
It bothers me because it honestly pisses me off because
people don't know this town. They don't know how hard
that is to get to four straight Super Bowls. It'll
never happen again. That's where there's other things that drive Yeah,
like I'm not more good.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
He's really shaken, like and he should have never answered
the question. He should have because if they don't it,
let's just hypothetically say the thing that will never happen
again happens again.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
They'll have this audio clip. You'll look dumb.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah you're it's not you haven't played your first game, right,
it's I get the motivation and what you say in
the locker room does not need to be said in
the press conference. What you say to motivate the guys
isn't the thing you say in front of the camera.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's a crazy take to have out there because a
lot of people are like, oh, he just cursed us. Now,
I don't believe in that. It's just like I don't
believe a community is what makes a football team great?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
The players on the field and their ability to stay healthy,
and the coaches and their play calls, and how well
the other team's playing are not playing.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Those are the factors.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Does Buffalo deserve a Super Bowl? Probably? Their fans deserve it. Man,
does that mean they should get it? I know plenty
of teams deserve Super Bowls that don't ever get one.
I just thought that was the wildest take from him
about he's referring to the Chiefs, right, would you guys
agree with that?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
They the fact that they can't get it done, they
can't close the deal. Josh Allen was on the Hard
Knocks talking about like he can see the parade, he
can hear the buses going down the streets of downtown Buffalo,
and the five degree weather and the ice crunching underneath
the tires.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Man who doesn't dream that plays in the NFL of
winning a Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Right?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Also, it feels like you're a little too far out.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
They get close a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Then I wish that was a stat that counted right
right almost there? Yeah, almost like hey, we didn't win
the super Bowl. Also isn't a great step, Right.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
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(33:39):
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Speaker 2 (34:03):
Good morning can be well, good morning, Corb. But you
wanna go see mud Vaine. They're gonna be at the
Tulsa Theater on October ninth. I'll even send you there
for free. How you do that? You just click on
the contest tab right there. In the iHeartRadio episode, I
have to win a pay of tickets.

Speaker 12 (34:16):
Crown no world, take my strong hand, get on the
give train, A my give train, roun the world, take
my my shrum hand, get on the.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Train.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Well, hear me out. All right, We're gonna do celebrity endorsements.
All right, So this is gonna require you guys to
do a little improv a little quick thinking on your feet. Okay,
So what I have here is I have three celebrities
that I've written down that I feel are super easy
to impersonate. Okay, so this shouldn't be any problems. Secondly,

(34:52):
you know how Bob owns everything on our show, Bob's drywall,
Bob's roofing, Bob's rectal exams. You know, Bob's out everything.
So I to get us started, have written down a
few of Bob's businesses. So this is going to be
Bob's blank that we're endorsing. Okay, and I got them
in a little bucket. I'll pull them out and if you,

(35:13):
as listener, want to, you got an idea of a
Bob's business that we can endorse. Feel free to text
set right now BMMS and what that business is to
eight teen ninety four five. And if we got enough time,
which I hope we do, we'll pull some of your
suggestions and endorse those as well. So with that being said,
I'll started off to give you guys a little bit
of time to kind of wrap your mind around what's

(35:36):
going on and figure it out. All right. So, first
celebrity that I have here that we're going to do
celebrity endorsements is Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan pretty iconic when
it comes to his promo videos. I think it's really
easy to impersonate Hulk Hogan. So I reach into this

(35:57):
little bucket here. First one I want to pull out
with Bob's what we got here Bob's Professional Cuddling Service.
So your Hulk Hogan endorsing Bob's Professional Cuddling Service. Hey, brother, are.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You lonely at nights? Do you just wish you had
somebody that you could cuddle up to and talk to
all night long? Well worry no more, brother, because Bob's
Professional Cuddling Service is.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Here for you.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You call up Bob's Professional Cuddling Service, and he will
send over.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
The best cuddlers that we have to offer.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
You might even get yours truly as a professional cuddler.
With Bob's Professional Cuddling Service. We can lay in bed,
either under or over the sheets, and I can hold
you all night long, and you can tell me about
all your dreams and aspirations, or if you've just had
a bad day, you can tell me all about that.
Feel better with Bob's Professional Cuddling Service. So we'll let

(37:03):
Corbyn go now I like him.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, that's the point of an impreciation.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, yeah, all right, listen to here, mean Jean. When the
vitamins aren't working for you, I do a horrible hult cogin.
The vitamins aren't working for you, and you need your rest,
you need Bob's Cuddling Service, you know, Brother, I never

(37:32):
have a problem without getting cuddles. Doesn't matter if it's
my daughter's friend or my best friend's wife. I get
cuddles no matter what. Brother, you too should be like me,
get your cuddles with Bob's Cuddles. Brother.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
That was good, Man was good? All right, Lindsay you'r
hule Cogan endorsing Bob's Professional Cuddling Service. Now before you go, Lindsay,
we're going to do all four of these with these
three different with all the celebrities that I have chosen here,
so you'll end up doing professional cuddling again, just a
different person just in case.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Now, Oh so they're all cuddling. No, they're not all cuddling.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Just you know, I've got four businesses and if somebody
wants to send one and we'll pick that one, but
the three celebrities I have they'll all be endorsing the
same four businesses. So anyhow, Lindsey, He'll Hogan Boss Professional
Cuddling Service and Action.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
Listen, your brother, you know it's your boy, the Hulk,
the Holkster. I'm no stranger to cuddling or putting you
in a headlock. If you're lonely and need someone to
cuddle with, call Bob's Professional Cuddling Service. You need a lady,
you need a man, someone harry, someone sweaty, whatever your pleasure.

(38:53):
They've got you covered at Bob's Professional Cuddling Service, where
the pros and we'll handle you'll just like one.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Get in the ring with me.

Speaker 10 (39:03):
The Hulkster.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
I'll keep you warm, all.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Right, all right, all right, So what we're gonna do
here is we're gonna move on to the next celebrity.
I'm gonna pick a different one, a different occupation. Here.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
We're moving on to macho Man Randy Savage, another one
that is iconic. I think, super easy to impersonate. So
we're all gonna do Are all gonna be wrestlers?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yes? Yes, the third one is pretty easy to you.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I thought when you said celebrities, I thought there was
gonna be a wide spectrum. But you're saying it's gonna
be all wrestlers. It's all wrestlers. I think that those
are the easiest ones to impersonate. You know, you could
do it Christopher Walkin if you wanted to. But yeah,
all right, So macho Man Randy Savage endorsing Bob's Custom Treehouses.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Macho Man Randy Savage endorsing Bob's Custom tree Houses.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
Need it's the Macho Man Randy.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Savage here for Bob's Custom tree Houses. Maybe you want
to get to wave from life, or maybe even you
want to get away from your wife and kids, or
you just want some time alone. Maybe you're even on
house arrest and you can't go that far, but you
need a little time to yourself.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
So what do I do?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I climb up into Bob's Custom tree Houses. Word's got
all the amenities that the macho man needs to live
in a peaceful life. I've got a TV I could watch,
I've got VCRs for all the porno. I've got my
MP three player, and I've even got a bucket that

(40:47):
I could be in if I need to. If you
need to get away with your life and you want to.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Go somewhere and live the rustic life.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Trust in Bob's Custom tree Houses.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:04):
Both these are gonna roast my voice.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, Corbyn, watch a man Randy Savage, Bob's Custom tree
Houses action. Sorry, you gotta be careful because you could
easily do Hogan.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I got that text you're hoping sounds like macho man.
They were one and the scene. Hold on a second, Okay,
I potted it down so I could I could hit
the voice real quick. Oh you need Bob's tree House people,
can you dig it? When me and Elizabeth want a

(41:47):
little get away, we get to Bob's tree Houses.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
They know how to do it like me. They're constanly underestimated.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Doesn't matter if they're Togan to Ricky the Dragon Steamboat.
Oh yeah, freak out, freak out, get your Bob's tree Houses.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, brother, I like that. You You brought in other
wrestlers for that one. I was not expecting a Ricky
of the Dragon Steamboat reference.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
And yeah, big rivalry. Good job, good job. All right, Lindsay,
Macho Man Randy Savage, Bob's Custom tree Houses and action.

Speaker 11 (42:23):
Oh yeah, it's your man, macho Man Randy Savage.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
If you need a.

Speaker 11 (42:30):
New place in your backyard for the kids or for yourself,
a place to stash your porno magazines like you did
when you were a kid, trust Bob's Customs tree Houses
to build you your great hideaway. Oh yeah, snap that
log and build yourself your own treehouse with your boy,

(42:53):
macho Man Randy Savage.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
He kind of fell out a character for a second,
but you did good for a lady trying to impersonate
macho man Randy Savage.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Have you ever seen or heard him speak until GIMPI
did it? No, that explains a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Okay, all right, here's the third celebrity that we're gonna
be using all right, mister T.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Mister T was a wrestler for just a little bit,
all right, for a cup of coffee. He was in
the ring, all right. So mister T is going to
be endorsing. I've only got a few left in here,
Bob's real life sex dolls. Mister T endorsing Bob's real

(43:43):
life sex dolls. Okay, this is gonna be tough one,
all right, all right, here here we go. What are
you doing all alone at night? A pity the fool
who sits alone at night, wondering what he's doing, just
sitting there, playing by yourself. Why don't you go ahead
and search up Bob's real life sex dolls. They got

(44:06):
everything you need, the real life touch, the soft skin
of a supple woman, and even real life hair. This
ain't no horse hair that you're gonna be fining here now,
Bob's real life sex dolls. With the heating enterns and
the vibrating parts, you will never be lonely ever again,
I'm telling you, mister peace, Mister T says, getting mixed
up with mister P. Mister T says, if you want

(44:27):
real loving, but you have too much of a chicken
to go out and find you a lady. Then you
need to see Bob's professional.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Real life sex dolls.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
You crazy how these are all intertwined, man, that's why
they're easy. Yeah, all right, mister t Corbyn, mister t
endorsing Bob's real life sex dolls. And actually I will
leave Lindsay's mic on this time as I try to
get the voice in my head.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
A pity the fool who's lonely, who needs cuddling, doesn't
want to be alone at night. Don't be some sad sucker.
You need to go to Bob's sex dolls.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
Fool, fool, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
All right, Lindsey, all right, Lindsay, mister t endorsing Bob's
real life sex dolls.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
M yes, clear your throat to nail it.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
Hey, you watch the TV of by yourself.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Here's mister T.

Speaker 10 (45:42):
I'm telling you. Don't be lonely at night, go to
Bob's real life sex doll. I pity the fool who
sleep alone at night. You need yourself a real life
sex doll. Go get you mister Bob's real life sex doll.
And don't tell him, mister T sent you tell them
the whole a team cent you, Mister T sent you

(46:04):
to mister Bob's real life sex dog.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
Go get you one.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
And some.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Have you ever seen or heard mister T?

Speaker 9 (46:13):
Yes, I have a female. I have a vagina, not
a penis. It's hard to talk like a man.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
I'm just asking.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's rather defensive, and I don't watch wrestling. I'm gonna
have to grab that clip, all right, So we only
have time for one more?

Speaker 7 (46:29):
She said it.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah right, I'm a woman with a vagina. I don't
have a penis. Sure you don't. Goodness great?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
All right, one more round for all of us. I'm
just going to pick macho Man.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I think that's the most fun to do, all right,
And yes, it probably will kill our throats and make
the show sound raspy, but hey, we're having fun so
with the last one that I have here. And there
is some good tax coming in Bob's hair plug service,
Bob's dog room service. Let's see Bob's bug bombs, Almond

(47:05):
milking man. Ain't Almond's got no nipples anyhow? All right,
so we're gonna do macho man Randy Savage for Bob's
rent a friend Okay, Bob's rent a Friend. This is
macho man Randy Savage endorsing Bob's rent a Friend. O, brother,
this is.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
The macho man, and I've got lots of friends, Yes
I do. Everybody wants to be a friend with the
muchio man.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
But you are a sad sag. You are a loser,
and you do not have any friends.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
But all that stops right now when you call Bob's
rent a Friend, Bob will send his friend or any
friend or anny hobo that wants to get paid over
to your house to pretend to be your friend. Do
you want to date to the movies? Maybe you have
some kind of work event to the you need a

(48:00):
date for. No, this is not prostitution or an escort service.
This is Bob's rent a Friend, and Bob is going
to take care of you whatever you need when it
comes to a friend, whether you want to.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Play some football or do you just want to get.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
A wild up and wrestle a round in the bedroom
or the living room or any other room of your choice,
Bob's rent a Friend is there for you.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay, I smoke too much for that, all.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Right, Brib's in a friend, Okay, macho man, Randy Savage,
Bob's rent a Friend and Action. Oh y, it's the
mucho man, Randy Savage. Can you dig it for I'm
gonna pass out for Bob's rent a Friend. You need
a good friend. Bob's got him because the cream rises

(48:55):
to the top. Oh yeah, Elizabeth, and I don't need it,
but my boy Ultimate Ward does. He needs a friend
anytime because no one likes him. I hate you, That's
what makes me great. And Bob's rent a Friend does
that for you, so you.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Don't need to hate anyone.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh yeah, freak out. Uh, diamonds are made from pressure
and Bob's drive. Bob rent a Friend has known that
for years, and they're gonna get you the friend. Oh yeah,
those are really good. It was really good, all right,
Lindsey watch a man Ringy Savage endorsing Bob's ren a

(49:32):
Friend and Action.

Speaker 9 (49:35):
Hey there, you sitting on the couch. Are you feeling
like a loser? Tired of it?

Speaker 11 (49:40):
You need a wingman at the bar. You need a
friend on the playground. You need a friend on the
football field. Call Bob's rent a Friend. He'll pump you up,
He'll make you look good to the ladies call him
today if it's for a day, a weekend, a whole week,
a year. Bob's run a friend and.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
Will help you out. Bob's run a friend.

Speaker 11 (50:03):
Trust me man, been there, done that, got the T
shirt and you can to Bob's run a friend here
to help when he can. Trust your boy, watch your man,
Randy Savage.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Now do just for my reference, doing Oscar the Grouch voice.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
For Bob's running friend.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
Just for fun, lindsay, you have to.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Do a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I just want to hear your Oscar the Grouch because
I'm gonna guess they're very close together. Oh life ain't easy.

Speaker 9 (50:39):
Being green. What does he say?

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Well, he's a grouch, so you can just go.

Speaker 9 (50:44):
With that, right, get away from my trash.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Can Okay, yeah, no, they sound very similar. I just
wanted the reference.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Awesome, there you go. Celebrity endorsements be around the world.

Speaker 12 (50:59):
Take my strong hand, Get on the give train, Alma,
give train around the world.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Take my my shroun hand.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Get on the train.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
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Current record is well going on.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I am in the lead with eleven, and you are
right behind me with ten, and Lindsay's behind you with seven.
Last week's Winter that would be Lindsay, So Corbin and
Gimpi at eight three three four six oh K M
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Speaker 1 (52:10):
And Blind Melon and a bunch more. Good morning, you're
on the air.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
What is your name, Elizabeth?

Speaker 7 (52:17):
I'm sorry we're having a hard time hearing you. What
is your name?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Elizabeth?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Okay, Elizabeth, who would you like to give clues? Gimpy
for corpor Skimpy excellent choice, Elizabeth. You have sixty seconds
on the clock. Timer starts after the first.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Clue you're number one. Two gimpy, Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Before we go any further, Am I on speakerphone or
bluetooth or going through your car or something?

Speaker 13 (52:47):
All right, now, no secrephone, just a regular phone, not
a secretphone, bluetooth or speakerphone, Elizabeth, nice?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 13 (53:00):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 8 (53:01):
Three?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Two one, let's go. This is that part of your fingernail,
that where the skin meets the nail. What is that called?
You got it?

Speaker 11 (53:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
And the opposite of getting a promotion at work is what.

Speaker 13 (53:17):
The promotion?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
That's technically it. So, I mean what instead of getting promoted.

Speaker 13 (53:23):
You're getting what unpromoted?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Pass. This is the guy in the movies that always says, wow.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
M M, I'm not sure about that one.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Um.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Let's see here. This is a type of sausage brand,
not Jimmy Dean, but the other one, not blueing Gold.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Come on, how hard is it, Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
He's in the movies and.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
He says all the time. Let's see, we bought a
zoo I think is one of his movies. He was
in Wedding Crashers.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Time timetimetime, Elizabeth, you got one now, yesterday I said,
ha ha ha. But yesterday that person won, so there's
a chance you might win. Hang on the line, Okay,
all right, good morning, you're.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
On the air. What is your name?

Speaker 8 (54:29):
Cherrie?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Jerry, Cherry, Terry, Yes, Terry, all right, Terry. Sixty seconds
around the clock. You got to get more than one.
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
All right, here we go. This is not a cake.
It's not brownies. It is a dessert. It is an apple.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
All right.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
This is a type of granola bar made with all
natural ingredients. It's also the phrase you use when someone's
being nice to you.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
You say they are.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oh, man, when bud is when weeds really good, you
will say, man, this is some blank bud. What I say?

Speaker 7 (55:26):
What did I say when I started this?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I have had the worst luck all year, Elizabeth, guess what? Congratulations?

Speaker 13 (55:39):
Awesome?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, very excited. You're gonna get those tickets VIP tickets
to the Neon Prairie Music Festival. Yeah, on the line.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
There, I'm sorry. I should like and I deserved this.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
In the words of Owen Wilson.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Wow, hell yeah. I figured if anything, we were going
to have a tie.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
You know, if you would have passed we'd have had
a tie to death.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
But he just shamed him.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
I didn't shame him at all.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
If anybody shames it's you contestants constantly.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Yeah, got together.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
I haven't shamed anybody.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
All right.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
This is the one that is this the one you
he couldn't get.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
This is the one that he passed on.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
In the military, when you go from one rink to another,
it's known as a promotion, unpromoted, an unpromotion. Yeah, what
is the water around a castle called? So what is
the not promotion? But uh, a mot motion? Just trying

(56:54):
to get him to say mote. What would you say,
lindsay the.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
Blue Party, it's known as what there's the Red Party
is Republican and then the Blue Party is Democrat. So
that okay, you got them?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I see where Yeah, okay, yeah, that's stuff. And then
the one he ended on, uh yeah, he was in
the intern. He was in wedding Crashers. Uh, he's in
the movie with Kate Hudson and lives on the couch,
on their couch and they end up there's you, Me

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and Dupree.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, Marley and Marley.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
And get that mixed up with we bought a zoo. Yeah,
and that's Matt Damon. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
And he's he's got the nose his noses Okay, it's crooked.
He's got a crooked nose.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Dennison Minacy had a neighbor, Hello, mister, mister wis okay
and uh.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
And then this is the one that he hung up on.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Blockbuster used to have a sticker on their VCR tapes
that would say.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Be blank and rewind nice. That's the only.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Yeah, yeah, another word for nice.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Uh yeah, friendly yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:17):
Cool, right, he's cool blank bars.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Fool right. The record now keeps with twelve somehow, oh know,
but keeps you with ten and keeps Lindsay with See
what Gimpie has in his flour by four well. Corvini
says here that Florida moves to end vaccine men needs.
Florida officials say they plan to eliminate all vaccine mandates,
including those for diseases like measles and polio and whooping cock.

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At a news conference, State Surgeon General doctor Joseph Lepado
Ladoppo said that parents, not the government, should decide what
goes in their children's bodies. The Florida Department of Health
will move to repeal its vaccine rules, while lawmakers are
expected to consider.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Changes to state law.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Except we'll tell you what goes in other things.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
You know, we keet to pick and choose man, this
this is our state. What else we have here? House
panel plans UFO hearing. I hope I'm not stepping on
anything you got, okay, Corbyn. It says here that a
House Task Force on Government Transparency is planning to hold
a hearing next Tuesday Unidentified Flying Objects. The chair of
the Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets issued

(59:34):
a statement declaring that the American people deserve maximum transparency
from the federal government on sightings, acquisitions, and examinations of
UAPs and whether they poose a potential threat to Americans safety.
Witness testimony is expected to come from Air, Force and
Navy veterans, who have all previously discussed witnessing aerial phenomena phenomena.

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It says here that the US has a right to
eliminate immediate threats. Secretary of States Mark go Rubio says
the Trump administration will continue targeting vessels believed to be
carrying droves into the US. At a press conference, in
Mexico City yesterday, Rubio spoke about recent strike on a
boat in the Caribbean see that reportedly killed eleven people,

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saying it'll happen again. Rubio said the President opted not
to stop the vessel and instead ordered it to be
destroyed because it posed an immediate threat to the US.
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year's By Broken Ararow program will start on October seventeenth
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Speaker 7 (01:02:35):
All right, So on conspiracy theory Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
I have found UFO encounters that people keep bringing up
that won't go away. Greatest hits if you will. Okay,
how about the tic TAC incident? Do you remember this
two thousand and four? In November of two thousand and four,
off the coast of San Diego, Navy pilots from the
USS Nimitz Strike Group spotted a white object resembling a

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tic TAC. Said it was and ways that defied aerodynamics
and that rapid acceleration, abrupt stops, instant turns, no visible propulsion.
The object was moving in the area for around an hour.
The Pentagon corroborated these sightings in twenty twenty. Commander David Fraverer,

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the primary witness, describe the object's physical physics, define movement
as not lock anything I'd ever seen. And I've seen
the video of this. It is to me, it looks
like a glitch in the radar.

Speaker 7 (01:03:36):
We've not seen. I don't think we've seen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Actual video footage, right, Like you know that isn't radar footage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Like somebody looking out the window and seeing it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, and maybe one exists and I've just not seen it.
But to me, it looks just like a glitch in
the radar, some sort of you know, like when you
get a smudge on your glasses and everywhere you look.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
There it is right right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I'm not saying that's what this is, but it's just
a blip on the radar. Yeah, I'm just not convinced
it's a UFO ship.

Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Is it unidentified? Yes, which makes it fall under this
How about the Japanese Airline Flight sixteen twenty eight in
nineteen eighty six. I was unaware of this sixteen Pilot
Kinju Taruchi, a veteran aviator, observed a strange phenomenon I'll
let you guys do at that time in the skies

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of Alaska while flying j ALL flight sixteen twenty eight
alongside his team, he encountered three UFOs in fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Apart from Taruci and his two crew members, the incident
was also witnessed by civilian and radar operators and later
investigated by FAA officials. The FAA Division chief John Callahan,
who later went on to create Callahan Auto Parts, confirm
the radar Thank you, confirmed the radar evandence of the encounter,

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and preserved copies of the data. While the case garnered
global acclaim. Captain Tarucci was demoted to a desk job
for embarrassing the airline, only to be reinstated later or
demoted or unpromoted. The FA briefing was officially buried, but
Callahan retained evidence, later sharing it publicly as one of
the strongest radar verified UFO cases in history. Huh, all

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the years we've been doing this, I had never heard
of that one. I've never heard of it either. Trying
to find some videos out there, another one on here?
The Falcon Lakings incident.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Your falcon kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Stephen maclick. A mechanic and amateur geologist, aren't we all?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Yeah? I like rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
How much do you have to do to say you're
an amateur geologist? Pick one up right, read a book.
Maybe I'm an amateur geologist in my yard a stupid
rock Anyway, He faced the most extraordinary incident of his life.
He encountered a strange disc shaped craft near Falcon Lake
up in Manitoba. The moment he approached it, he says,

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he was burned by a blast of hot gas through
a grid like vent. The blast left a grid pattern
of burns on his chest and stomach. He was the
only witness. Many others, including mounted patrol officers, doctors, US
Air Force Canadian authorities investigated the incident. The soil, clothing,

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and metal samples from the site tested radioactive. His encounter
went on to become a national sensation, documented as one
of Canada's most famous unexplained UFO encounters. I hadn't heard
of that one, huh. I mean him getting burned. I
would think they would be able to tell if it
was fake or not. Yeah, like if he used makeup

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and looking at his Okay, he's faking it. I'll put
the picture so you guys can see it. You tell me, Gimby,
you've been burned before with your motorcycle?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah many a times.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
You tell me if this engine looks like he got burned? Now,
maybe if the iron, like when you're ironing clothes, touched him. Yeah, right, okay,
but a blast this, I'm not it's too perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Well they're aliens, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Yeah, that explains everything.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Then, but none of the hair singed?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Uh no, I mean yeah, looks the hair has been removed,
but it looks like maybe they shaved it. It looks
like he's got a crop top on of chest hair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Oh yeah, see, I thought, no, there's a wrinkles around
in the dots. I thought that those were I thought
that that was hair. Yeah, but I see the line
where it's yeah, no way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
You'd have to be super close for it to lead.
And that's more that seems more like a branding sort
of thing as opposed to be just burnt out, you know,
like somebody took a metal crate of sorts and he
got a hot and pressed it on his skin to
be so perfect and symmetrical.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Well, and I would think a blast of air whatever
it was made of, you know, that caused the burn
would go and spread out once it hits the spot, right,
because all that it's air and that's what it does,
not create perfect circles like a branding, right, unless you're
super super close to it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
But it said he was. He wasn't. It says he
was close to it that's what caused him, right, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
He said it said it burned him when he approached
it by a blast of hot gas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Mm.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, I think he's lying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, I don't believe it all.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Here's another one. I had never heard of the Rinland
Sham Forest incident. Oh yeah, this happened. It's basically Britain's
Roswell and it is one of the most famous cases
to come out of the UK. And in nineteen eighty
US Air Force personnel stationed at the base saw strange

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lights descending into the forest. Officials entered the woods and
stumbled upon a metallic blowing object. Led by Lieutenant Colonel
Charles Halt. They witnessed flashing lights, however star and hovering
star like object and recorded radiation readings. The Halt filed Halt.

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He filed a memo and made a real time audio
recording during the investigation, now famously known as the Halt Tape.
The officials also discovered that radiation levels were ten times
normal background levels during the test. Okay, now I went
and dug into this one because I had never heard
of it. And some people even went as for as

(01:09:50):
to say that this was a trick that the British
Air Force played on the US Air Force because to
show how vulnerable they were to get into the facility,
and that it was covered up that way. Some have
said that that's not accurate. Some of the other things
that happened were in the statements were made that if

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he were to talk or someone were to talk, that
the bullets were cheap. All those people talk freely about it,
and they're all still are they were alive at maybe
they've dead not, but they were a lot they weren't
dead because of something like that, right. And the information
was obtained easily about what happened, requesting documents and things

(01:10:34):
like that. It was never classify classified, So I hardly
think it's something to you know, make a stink about.
But people refer to it as Briton's Roswell incident. How
about the shag Baby Harbor incident. This is October of
sixty seven. Residents in the village of Shag Harbor noticed

(01:10:55):
strange orange lights in the night sky. Five teenagers witnessed
them those lights fluctuating in a sequence, suddenly diving at
a forty five degree angle toward the water surface. Surprising,
the lights didn't sink into the water, but seemed to
be floating on it. A joint Navy and Royal Canadian
Mountain Police and Coast Guard ensued after the residents reported

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the incidents as an air crash. The concerned authorities found
no traces of a crashed aircraft. The Rescue Coordination Center
later confirmed this fact, and the case was referred to
as a UFO in the Government of Canada documents todate.
It remains one of Canada's most celebrated UFO cases.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Apparently there's a documentary about it on Amazon Prime, directed
by Michael McDonald.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
You got a friend, Is that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
That that's Michael McDonald's right now. Who's that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:49):
Yes, Randy?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
The Phoenix lights Now, I think everybody knows about this one.
Thousands of residents across Phoenix and other locations in Arizona
were baffled when they witnessed a huge V shaped UFO
past the night sky on March thirteenth, nineteen ninety seven.
People from various locations reported seeing the UFO moving across
the sky. Two hours later, the US Air Force dropped
military flares in the sky, with rumors stating that this

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was an attempt to cover up and discredit the UFO
incident that occurred earlier in the evening. Former Arizona Governor
fIF Simonton the Third later said, I can't say that
this aircraft did not resemble any man made object I've
ever seen and it was certainly not high altitude flares,
because flares don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Fly in formation.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
The Air Force has come out and said these were
pilots doing a night mission and they were information and
they were even dropping flares as part of the training.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
That's just what they want you to believe, right, or
it's what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Great thing about conspiracies, there's always the it also might
not have happened, right right, the Belgian UFO wave, that's
not a waffle, that's an actual place. During the thirtieth
and thirty first of March in nineteen ninety, hundreds of
residents across Wallonia region of Belgium witnessed a strange triangular
formation of lights moving across the sky. Many eyewitnesses distributed

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the described the craft objects as having three bright lights
at each vertex and a central red pulsating light. The
Belgian Air Force used two F sixteen fighter jets to
intercept these objects, but the pilots couldn't make visible contact
with the objects. The reasons was that these unidentified objects
descended from high altitudes of over ten thousand feet to

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as low as five hundred feet in seconds. The government
was forced to acknowledge the anomalies officially, despite the lack
of logical explanations regarding the sightings.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
How about the Westfall UFO.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
In April of sixty six, more than two hundred students
and several teachers in the west All High School in Melbourne, Australia, Yeah,
witnessed a gray saucer shaped object that was about twice
the size of a family car. The mysterious craft hovered
around the school for approximately twenty minutes, descending into a
nearby field. A few Australian skeptics tried dismissing the object

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as experimental military aircraft. The Air Force reported that they
were not in the airspace at the time of the incident.
Others tried to dismiss it as as a massive balloon
that happened to hover around the school. In the aftermath,
a few men in dark suits arrived at the school.
One that has some horrible music from the nineties, warning

(01:14:34):
night witnesses to never speak about the incident again. I
feel like that just makes a good story. Yeah, and
that was what sixty six. Didn't everybody wear dark shuits
at that time?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
Pretty common, right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
You know what I learned this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
This is the problem everything we have and belief specifically
with aliens, even cowboys, even pirates.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Is because of movies. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
They weren't like that cowboys didn't carry guns too expensive, right,
and that pirates didn't. We didn't know what pirates talked
like until a nineteen fifties movie where a guy did
the voice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
That's fair.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
There's no evidence.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
That pirates talked like this, but that's what that's the
trope you go with. Yeah, and aliens, we go with
their green men and they have a flying saucer. Yeah,
So every account has those.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Yeah, they had to get that knowledge somehow, Corbin, somehow, or.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
They just made it up like they did with zombies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
How about the Tehran UFO In nineteen seventy six, two
Iranian Air Force F four Phantom two jets scrambled to
intercept a luminous unidentified object over Tehran. Both jets saw
their weapons and communication systems go haywire when they closed
on the object. The functionality came back to normal only

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when they withdrew from the object. Hundreds of civilians, including pilots,
military officials, and ground observers across Tehran witnessed this phenomenon.
The US Defense Intelligence agency compiled a four page report,
which later was sent to the White House, CIA in
sa and Pentagon for analysis. The event was labeled as
one of the most credible military UFO encounters and also

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became the subject of an Iranian film. Retired generfal parvitz
Ja'far testified about it publicly in the two thousand and
seven National Press Club conference in DC. I'm gonna skip
this other one and just get to the last one.
The Sokorro UFO incident. This happened in April of sixty four.
Sokoro police officer Lani Zamora witnessed a speeding vehicle when

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he heard a roar and saw a bluish orange flame
in the sky. Through his investigation, he discovered an egg
shaped craft perched in a ditch, flanked by two figures
in white coveralls. The officer came closer to the object.
Uh sorry, z as Zamora came closer to the object

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within one hundred and fifty years. The object lifted off yards.
That's gotta be yards. The object lifted off with a
roar and disappeared. It left behind scorch marks, I didn't
indentions in the ground and burned vegetation. The Air Force
took the case seriously under Project Blue Book, officially classifying
it as unexplained after finding no evidence of a hoax.

(01:17:24):
H I mean no evidence a hoax means there was
no evidence to prove it was real either, right, Right,
Most of these that are supposed to be quite common,
I hadn't heard of. Yeah, I'm gonna go out on
a limb and say all of them that or I've
never heard of.

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
You hadn't heard about the Phoenix lights.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Okay, maybe that's just the only one. Then that's about it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Yeah, the majority of them I had never heard of.
So even though you think you knew about all these, UFO,
there's always another one out there.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
Take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
This conspiracy I have for you, Kni's gonna love is
which is worse? Cannabis or alcohol?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Which one's the healthier option? Problem is, there are federal
guidelines on cannabis studies because it's a scheduled one, so
even those states are legalizing it, researchers hit roadblocks and
so a lot of research can't be done on it.

(01:18:26):
But what we do know is THC isn't outright deadly
high doses of THC don't cause lethal poisoning.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
However alcohol can.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Right right, I think I read somewhere you have to
smoke like like it's like, what was it, sixteen thousand
joints in order to get close to overdosing on weed. Basically,
it ain't never going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
So, but it can, right, So you're saying there's.

Speaker 9 (01:18:57):
A chance spog challenge accepted.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Yeah, people are doing that with powerball, man, that's got worsehots.
Benefits of cannabis THHC may help with pain, PTSD relief,
reducing opioid use. One survey found ninety seven percent of
certain medical cannabis users cut opioids, and eighty one said
cannabis alone worked better. Plus THHC might boost neuroplasticity. Neuroplasticity, okay,

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brain stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
How about the risks of cannabis use? Vaping or smoking Cannabis,
especially unregulated, can damage your lungs.

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
There's also concern over long term.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Rests, risks like high blood pressure and vascular issues. Cannabis
poses stronger risks for psychiatric disorders, especially in younger users,
including higher rates of psychosis and schizophrenia.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Okay, I believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I believe that, but I also think alcoholity, hunger age,
we create some problems to uh, the risks with alcohol
are far more serious. Alcohol is a group one carcinogen.
The who has warned that there's no safe level of consumption.
It causes inflammation, addiction, higher cancer risks, and psychiatric problems.

(01:20:23):
But I also think you probably drink it because of
psychiatric problems.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Right, exactly, it's a double edged sword.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Some say they're light drinking may lower cortisol and promote
that That doesn't mean give promote relaxation. A smaller red
wine might even offer health perks, which we know now
have been disproven.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
One study I read said that, uh, what zero is
the ideal amount in terms of health? One drink a
week is considered Okay, I read that one drink for
women to drinks for men a week? Yeah, yeah, sure,

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good healthy dose or whatever. Yeah, well there men, what
are we talking a drink?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Here? Are we talking? Glad you asked that twelve ounce glass?
Or are we talking take twelve ounces of you know,
straight whiskey. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
One drink is fourteen grams of pure alcohol like ever clear.
So one twelve ounce beer at five percent, one five
ounce wine is twelve percent, and one point five ounce
of a spirit is forty percent.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Okay, so that's and that's all you can have all
week long. You get a shot in half or ach
beer or ach glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Benefits of people that have done this lower stress level,
social bonding, and in some studies a small cardiovascular benefit. Huh,
the CDC and the whhow whatever stress there's no truly
safe level of alcohol. Any amount increases cancer risks. The

(01:22:06):
quote unquote benefit discussion is about relative risk compared to
heavy drinking, not absolute safety. Overall, they have to open
up the government, the federal government has to get involved
into the marijuana situation. To one, just open up research
just from a research standpoint. Yeah, And there's many factors
that go along with why they should be involved in

(01:22:27):
the marijuana industry, but research probably is the biggest one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
And then also making sure that vapes and things like
that aren't getting messed with, right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Because you don't know what's being put in those We
just see them. It's got a great deal. Look at
that five grams buck what I'm in, you know, and
you just toke on it. You don't think about what's
in it. Some of them, I know, use butane as
the gas in it, you know, some of them use
other different compounds. And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
I don't know about the vape anything about the vape industry.
I don't know if it's regulated, but I think you
should practice an extreme amount of caution when buying vapes
from a renovated pizza hut.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Nah. Man, the old MMA has got it down lock.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
They test everything, does the is the Are they involved
in the vape industry. They're involved in all things cannabis,
whether it be sure vape or edibles or flour Sure.
So with like regular vapes, is that what you're talking about,
like what Lendsy jokes on?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Yeah? Oh that No, No, they're not into that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:31):
So you have no idea what could be in.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Huh yeah they they that's the fun thing, right, Oh
vapes are safer than cigarettes? Man? Well, I don't think so.
It probably has a lot of the I don't know.
I'm not a scientist, right, but cigarettes have like seventy
thousand different chemicals in one cigarette, right, and god knows
what's in that vape that you're token on. Well, maybe

(01:23:56):
you could do some research I could, but I don't vape.
I don't don't like it. It doesn't do it for me,
and it hurts my lungs. And sometimes here's some full
transparency for you. It reminds me of the days of
smoking meth and I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Wow, you know, feels like a great logical answer. There's
literally no rebuff to that, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
I'm just like, Yeah, this reminds me of bad times
in my life and I don't want to mess with that. Sure,
it tastes like strawberries, but you can.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Get to be honest, I would think bong smoking would
be more reminiscent of that. Why is that, I don't know,
because I know nothing about smoking crack. I just think
it's there's a pipe involved.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Yes, you are correct, but whereas your cannabis is natural
smoke more like smoking a cigarette. And I say that
because of the tobacco. It is natural until man got
his little hands in there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Which is a movie Lindsay will promote at nine, right
with with the vapes and all that stuff and the
meth and the crack, you know, that's that that involves
a lot of different chemicals and there's a very chemical
taste to it, and that's what I'm talking about. It's
that chemical taste and the chemical burn in your lungs
that I'm just like, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
On all that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
This says nine thousand people die every day from sugar
related causes. Not even one person dies a day from
vaping nicotine. You are comparing apples and oranges, my friend. Right,
you said die every day from sugar related causes. Now
let's talk about how many people die a day from
nicotine related causes. A little thing they call lung cancer

(01:25:40):
nicotine related cause or lung problems, right, or not even
just lung cancer. We just say cancer in general. Corbyn,
you said your dad was a heavy smoker and had
that drink, yeah, and had pancreatic cancer. Right, So there's
your there you go. That is considered a cancer you
get from doing the those type of recreational things. So

(01:26:03):
they say, all right, we got to take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Rush four of the Big Mad Morning Show is Nest.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Of course, we've got the NFL starting tonight and I
believe starting now there is football on every night until February,
which is fantastic. I am very excited at the idea
that I'll be getting to watch football. My wife last
night I was watching Rudy. It was on, and so

(01:26:32):
I was just sitting there watching it while we were
finishing getting ready for bed. She gets in bed and
she goes, we are not watching Rudy. I was like,
it's a good movie. She goes, No, if we're going
to watch football a lot till February, I think we
cannot watch Rudy. I think it's completely fine. I was like, yeah, oh,
that's fair. She goes, and you've seen it how many times?
I'm like, no, that's those are all fair points. I'd

(01:26:54):
rather I'm not going to argue to watch Rudy again
when I want to be able to watch football whenever
I want.

Speaker 9 (01:27:02):
Is that one of those movies that you can quote
every line.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
I don't know if I can quote any line. Maybe
for Rudy coach that might be it, okay, or Rudy
that might be It is not one of those movies
that I feel I have a lot of quotes in it,
So I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
For a sports movie, I feel like remember the Titans
or maybe Major League for quotes. Yeah, for movie.

Speaker 14 (01:27:33):
Lines, Okay, remember the Titans, Sunshine or the Running Back
y'all like okay, okay, yeah, for Rudy, I can't think
of I can't either.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
I can't think of one.

Speaker 9 (01:27:48):
No, except for that like them chanting and yeah, that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
I gotta be honest. I think a lot of sport movies.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
I don't think I can name like major League The
only quote besides the old Thing.

Speaker 7 (01:28:01):
Oh no, I can think of two quotes major League.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Charlie Sheen after he has sex with Corbyn Burton's character
the shortstop. I'm trying to remember his name his wife,
He goes, I didn't know that one, and then the uh,
what's his name's character the picture and he he's got
some bad juju, so he says, whatever, Joe bu I

(01:28:28):
do it myself. Oh no, no, no, that's the batter guy.
He says that. So maybe maybe that's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:28:35):
And don't want even major League two? No, nobody watching
I did that one.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
You think major League two was better than major League one?

Speaker 9 (01:28:44):
No, not necessarily, but I enjoyed it. And stay off
the tracks when the train is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I mean, yeah, I guess I don't think of major
League two. I mean, we could do a whole thing
about baseball movies. Right, But I think that Major League
two is not a movie I think about when I
think of sports movies at all. It is not one
that clicks in my brain that you gotta get to

(01:29:16):
everybody should watch. Where I think Major League Bull Durham,
you gotta watch those, people have to watch those. Those
are absolutely fantastic movies that everybody should watch.

Speaker 9 (01:29:32):
And feel the dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
No, I don't consider that a great sports movie. Okay,
it is a sports movie like.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
Diehard is a Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
I'll give you that, because it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Is not about baseball. That's just the vessel of which
we go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Down the rabbit hole of his connection to his dad. Right, yeah,
for sure, so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
So good?

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Sure, sure, all right, let's go ahead and see who
we got here. It looks like Mike Malega is with
us from the Tulsa Trillers. As we got him connected.
Hey buddy, how are you.

Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
Good man? How are you sorry for the late calling?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Don't even worry about it? What are you the the
head guy at a baseball team?

Speaker 15 (01:30:22):
Yeah, and we got our staff golf tournament today, So
it's really not.

Speaker 8 (01:30:28):
So I was I was getting beers.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Sorry now that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
You picked a beautiful.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Day for it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Man, I think you're gonna uh, how do you think
you're gonna shoot today? Who's in your foursome?

Speaker 15 (01:30:39):
I've got Jenna, our our finance person. I've got Diego,
our mascot coordinator. And I have got Sam, one of
our sales reps. So eclectic group.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
So I don't know. People know, when companies have foursomes,
you either get one of two things, as the head
guy the HB I see you either bring your buddies
around and have a ringer, or you, you know, do
goodwill with all the other employees and have a ringer.
So who's the ringer? We don't have a ringer on

(01:31:09):
this team, my friend? No, are you the goodwill? Are
you just doing you know? Hey, I want to make
sure you spend time with employees. Are you just doing
the thing spend?

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Yeah? What course are you playing?

Speaker 8 (01:31:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:31:22):
No, we don't have any of those people on this
on this staff. No, nobody's out here playing. Seriously, No,
this is like we've all loaded up with alcohol already,
so it's gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:31:30):
A good day. What course are you guys playing?

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
We're at Battle Creek?

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Okay, that's awesome, man, that's fun.

Speaker 7 (01:31:38):
All right, let's talk drillers baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Three and a half games out, man, But Whichita is
on your tail as you guys are in the hunt
for a playoff spot?

Speaker 8 (01:31:46):
Exactly? Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:31:47):
So the the first place team is Springfield, so they
don't really even matter because they won the first half.
So it's really a battle for second place right now.
And we're in the lead. We just have a one
game lead over Wichita and we're in Wichita. We have
a double header today. They go rained out last night.
So like these next five days against five games against
whichitar are huge. We need to take three out of five.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
And then we've got the final homes regular season homestand
I should say that kicks off on the second next week.
And you guys, I think you've saved the biggest week
for the last week of the year.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
Exactly. Yeah. Next weekend's a big weekend.

Speaker 15 (01:32:20):
And we got Thunder Night on Friday with fireworks, after
that Saturday night, we got Harry Potter Night, and then
we close out this the regular season with our fan
appreciation fireworks at six o'clock on the on the fourteenth.
So yeah, big big weekend coming up. Next week and
the games could be really important for the Drillers to
punch our ticket to the playoffs. If we do win
the playoffs spot here and clinch it in the second half,

(01:32:42):
we will have Game one of the playoffs will be
at one Oak Field on Tuesday, the sixteenth of September.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Yeah, make sure you're following on TILSA Drillers dot com
to get all the information you can print and buy
your tickets there. Let's talk about Major League Baseball story,
the Pesky Poll. I think this is a fantastic story
where Trevor's hit a three hundred and six foot home
run because it hit the foul pole. Not the first
time that's happened with Boston, right.

Speaker 15 (01:33:08):
Yep, Nope, that's the Pesky Pole's got a name for
a reason. Man, it's the shortest shortest home run in
the Big Leagues.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Yeah, there are other stadiums that have some things that
they think make a difference. Some people say the Ivy
at Wrigley Field, some say the Green Monster at Finway,
some people say McCovey Cove at Oracle Park in San Francisco.
But the thing that's interesting about Pesky Pole compared to
other stadiums. Is that home run that Trevor Story hit

(01:33:35):
would not have been a home run in thirty the
other thirty ballpark, Like it just would not happen.

Speaker 15 (01:33:42):
I know, it's crazy, right, Yeah, that is a very
very short one there, and it almost comes down the
base line. If you've ever seen it, it's it's kind
of a crazy setup. And ironically, we have a three
hundred and seven foot foul pole that we had to
get a special exemption from from Major League Baseball at
one Oakfield, So we've kind of got our own little
pesky pole down right now field the right field line.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Right, so, which makes sense because you've got the deck
there that people can have parties on or whatever. And yeah,
that make that makes sense. How hard is it for
players to aim for spots like that?

Speaker 15 (01:34:12):
I don't even think they do that. I think that
just there's just luck when that happens. They're definitely not
aiming for now it's three oh seven down there. Better
believe guys are trying to pull the ball down there.
If they're lefties or they're they're trying to go opposite field,
if they're right, He's to take advantage of it, you know,
guys have got to take advantage of the of the ballpark,
you know, and you know, when it's three oh seven

(01:34:33):
down there, you can get some cheap home.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Runs and do ballparks when they design ballparks, do you
think that that's sometimes intentional where I know that's not
at one oak Field because of space limitation, But is
that sometimes intentional in certain ballparks?

Speaker 8 (01:34:45):
You think, no question.

Speaker 15 (01:34:48):
We we thought about those types of things when we
were building the State. Yeah, you know, we did a
four foot wall in front of our bullpen right to
create more opportunities for guys to rob home runs, and
has definitely p out that way. You know, we wanted
a weird angle in left field, and we've got like
where the Broms sign is. It's kind of a weird angle.
So if a guy hits a ball off the wall there,

(01:35:09):
it's gonna run out towards center field, which creates more
triple opportunities or inside the park home run opportunities. So
I definitely teams when they're building out their ballpark, it's
not you know, it's not a consistent design in every stadium.
Every ballpark can be unique that way, and I think
that's a fun part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Tulsa Drillers are in the hunt for the playoffs. Make
sure you follow him and toils Drillers dot Com all
their social media. They'll keep you updated how that hunt
goes as they're in Wichita. Back in action Tuesday at
one Oakfield. Get your tickets tuls Drillers dot Com. Don't
hit anybody with golf balls today, Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
Mike, not promising anything.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Have a great one, man, thanks for joining us.

Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
Thank you, gorb guys, have a good week.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbin.

Speaker 9 (01:35:49):
Happy twenty ninth birthday to mattress actress Daisy Stone. You
can see this Tampa tentdress in Ace in the Holes,
Big Beautiful Butts four and drill and Hotties three. Among
her honors is a nomination for the Best Butt Award.

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(01:36:31):
Time to do our top list. We do it every week.
This time it's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Typer Big Mad Morning Show's top list random topics, randomly
drawn with random results.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Now here's Corbyn, Campi and Lindsay with this week's top list.
This week's top list is fetish, as you might consider
number five, Lindsay.

Speaker 9 (01:36:54):
Number five orgasm control, stop it before climax, edging, edging edging. Yeah, yeah,
the edge of climax and stopping it might drive me
crazy at first, but that's why I put it at
number five.

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Number four.

Speaker 9 (01:37:21):
Bondage being tied up and having total trust in your partner.
Are they going to torture you? You never know? Are
they going to uh tickle you completely until you can't breathe?

Speaker 11 (01:37:37):
You don't know? Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
Three sensation play the sensory stimulation hot wax, feathers, ice cubes.
Once in a while, it's fine, okay, but all of
the time, I mean, who's got the time? Really?

Speaker 8 (01:38:04):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Sure, I could think you could say with any fetish,
this is not exactly all the time sort of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:38:11):
Number two on my list is role play, taking on
a different persona. It's probably the easiest fetish to get into.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
If you were to role play, what would it be?

Speaker 9 (01:38:29):
Hmmm, nothing like a nothing young I don't I would
hate not the schoolgirl, nothing like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
But maybe come here and give it to murmur. You
want some cookie? I know cookie slange.

Speaker 7 (01:38:48):
So what would you be?

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
Maybe naughty nurse or something, the school teacher, student, librarian, something, No,
anything that I would have to take off accessories like
glasses and where I start with a lot of clothes

(01:39:14):
and then lose them.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
Do you ever work because it were you know, side quest?

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Do you ever think that sometimes, hey, we shouldn't do
that role play because you interact with nurses and teachers
as an example.

Speaker 9 (01:39:27):
No, no, uh. Number one on my list is exhibitionism
being watched, putting on a show sometimes. I mean we've
recorded ourselves just for.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Our own VHS or phone on our phone. Okay, your
phone are his? Both take you take turns. So you've
done it a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
Who's ever phone? It's closest.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
So, but you've done it a lot enough where it's
on both phones, yes or no, a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:40:02):
But enough where it's on both phones.

Speaker 9 (01:40:04):
I've enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Yeah, So you each have videos of sex on your
phones with each other. Yeah, I'm gonna say a number.
You say more or less?

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:40:16):
One more, ten, less?

Speaker 8 (01:40:22):
Five?

Speaker 9 (01:40:26):
Maybe more?

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Your stall told me more? Uh huh nine less okay?
Doing our top list fetishes, you might consider bmms and
whatever that is to eight two, nine, four five is
an exhibitionism If you film it for your own pleasure.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
It's not okay because exhibition isn't letting other people watch you.
And I would imagine that would be more live than
being like showing your friends, what, hey, look look at
this video we made.

Speaker 7 (01:40:55):
I had some friends that went to Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I think it was an Amsterdam and they went to
a show where people will go up on stage and
have sex, and they're like, we should do it. Yeah,
went in room.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
I guess yeah. I think there'd be a little bit
of stage fright that it happens there at first.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
But I'm putting the blinder on, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Right, I think maybe you could probably get past it
after the first five minutes. It really I guess it
depends on who's taking control of the situation, if it's
you or your your spouse. If your spouse takes control,
you're like, oh, word on it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
Every time I think about this, I wonder what do
you do when you're done? Oh, you get up and walk,
You take a battle, Yeah, that's what you do after performance.
You just make sure you're facing the audience. Doing our
top list fetish as you might consider GIMPI.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
I put number five as exhibitionism. I I wouldn't mind.
I'm okay with that. If you all want to watch
a fat whil, you know, rub up on a on
a princess, then fine, that's for you. But I don't
think that would be that big of a deal. Again,
much like your friends in Amsterdam, you know, if that

(01:42:10):
happened and she was like, hey, let's do this, I'd
be like, Okay, it may take a little bit, I
may need some liquid courage to to start things off,
but I think that would be all right. Number four
is right next to it is voyeurism watching other people
do it, which full transparency. And me, I've done every

(01:42:32):
last one of these except for number five. I'm never
okay that I know have been watched having sex, But
I have watched people have sex before, like not on video,
not on video, like right in front of me. Probably
the most memorable time was when I was DJing at
a at a swingers club. But it wasn't it was

(01:42:53):
It wasn't open to the public, you know what I mean.
It was one of those on premise. It was a
private party and they're every body was naked and doing it.
That's probably the most memorable one.

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
It was allowed.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
What do you mean it was allowed?

Speaker 9 (01:43:07):
It was allowed?

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Oh, it was allowed. Like okay, I thought she was loud,
like music was I was like, yeah, I had a
cranked up but that is I mean, I could have
taken to eleven. I did.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
I did see some friends. This is back in high school.
They were having sex in front of me, but not
like they were pretty well covered up. You just knew
what was going on, you know what I mean. So yeah,
voyeurism number four three, I think I got warned. Yeah,
number three. I put more down than what I needed to.

(01:43:40):
I'm an overachiever on this one. So now I got
a pick and choose.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
You're willing to do a lot?

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Absolutely foot play, foot play, man, I ain't got no
problem sticking a big toe in my mouth, sniffing the feet.
You know. Fj's are alright with me? Foot play? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay, um hmmm, number.

Speaker 2 (01:44:07):
You enjoyed that too much? Yeah, I am going to
because I've got three left and I've only got room
for two. So we're gonna take out knife play. And
for number two, we're gonna go with europhilia. Europhilia. If
you had to guess what europhilia is, I know this,

(01:44:29):
what is it is?

Speaker 8 (01:44:34):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Bugs?

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
No bugs? Okay, no, think r Kelly when you yeah
liquid yeah, yeah, the old showers of the Golden Gang.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
Uh, this is the moosa muffin thing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Once you do crazy things, there's really not that much
crazy to you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
Right. So I'm going through like just you know, looking
for extreme fetishes, and I was like, done that, done that,
done that, done that. Zoophilia came up, and I'm like, no,
animals should never be involved in this at all, whatsoever? Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
The one that I was like, oh hard, no, was
you want to act a different age, like yeah, like
as a baby.

Speaker 7 (01:45:15):
And I'm like, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
I've seen those two, you know, guys getting all up
in their diapers and their bibs and whatnots and they're
sucking on bottles and that's weird. That's weird. So okay, uh,
And number one for me and I absolutely love it.
Oh god, that would be could top trum? Okay, so good.

Speaker 9 (01:45:41):
He can't even say there's.

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
A scientific name for it. And I'll give you what
it's actually in a minute kuld Trump cat top trop
Trump Phelia. It's having sex in in front of a mirror, basically, okay, yeah,
having sex in front of a mirror. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
There's something about it, man, something about it. If it
liked to look at you, huh like to look at me.
I would like to look at her. I like to
see it all.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
If I had a room that was nothing but mirrors,
that would be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
You get lost, Oh I'm telling you, where's the door? No?
But uh and I and one of these days it's
gonna happen. It's gonna happen. Get the one of those
full length mirrors and put on my bathroom door in
my bedroom because like the bed and then boom, bathroom door.
Shut that bathroom door, full length mirror. Put that on
either side. Yeah all right, yeah, mirrors.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
It's put it on the ceiling then right good till
that naked skydiver falls on you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Top List fetishes you might consider b M mess at
whatever you think it should be to eight, two, nine,
four five, Number five for me, colorophilia. What I wouldn't
mind my lady to dress up like a clown's.

Speaker 7 (01:46:58):
That's that's funny. It's red wi it is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Smear the makeup.

Speaker 7 (01:47:05):
I just think that's no.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Okay, I'm right there with you, man, I'm right there
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Number four of top list of fetishes I might consider
impact play, anything like spanking, cattails, all that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Stuff, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
Number three latex.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
You ever seen some of those Latex outfits, specific specifically
that one where they put you in it and then
they vacuum all the air out of it. Yeah, give
you an air hole, sure, air hole, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:47:35):
But you see the whole body. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Number two macrophilia, like with computer work, no giants, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Like I want to spreadsheet this so hard?

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
Hey hey? And then number one on my top list
of fetishes I might consider is acro tomophilia.

Speaker 9 (01:48:08):
Okay, witchyl, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Again, these are you might consider acro tomophilia. I feel
there's something that like acrobatics going out on there. Well no, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
Go ahead, you go ahead and look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
I'll let you. I'll let you decipher it.

Speaker 7 (01:48:30):
I want you to spell that. Acro tomo philia.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
There's a whole flag for it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Yeah, it auto fills.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
Yeah uh uh oh okay, yeah, I'm just saying I
might consider it. I don't hate that.

Speaker 7 (01:48:51):
Did you got lindsay got wide eyed?

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Why are you wide eyed?

Speaker 9 (01:48:58):
I just it's different.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
They're all different. Did you look up the wrong one?
It shouldn't have gotten a wide eyed response?

Speaker 9 (01:49:11):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
The question is why?

Speaker 9 (01:49:14):
Why wouldn't have gotten a wide eyed response?

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
Because people too? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:49:20):
But I guess I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I just because they can't touch it right, just because
they can't do a push up, just because they uh
they wibble wobble. I think how great my parking would
be at the hotel saw On.

Speaker 9 (01:49:36):
You're right there.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
TikTok. Somebody called that nugging.

Speaker 1 (01:49:44):
Okay again, these are fetishes you might consider. Doesn't mean
you're going to.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Roll qul to camputee comes up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
Yeah, this is a great text. So you're a nation? Okay?
Are dirty feet?

Speaker 7 (01:50:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:50:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Yeah all right? Uh Gimbi saying no to zoophilia like
he ain't touched his dog's nipples.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
Well, no, that's not what it says.

Speaker 7 (01:50:16):
I know because I am cleaning it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Yeah, so that person is full of s and has
no idea what they're talking about because you've never done that.
I have never done what that person that traced it in.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
I agree. I concur you have never licked the nipples.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
Of an animal. No, that's weird. But what I said,
uh huh, let's just give it a little flick once
there's a scab on the nipple, and you gotta get
it off.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Why there's a scab on nipple?

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
Because maybe they're draggon.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
You're too aggressive. Last time, we got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (01:50:49):
Hard to believe that the movie Dazed and Confused is
as old as it is. It came out in nineteen
ninety three. Wow, And if you've never seen that movie,
it is fantastic and it is a great movie. For
a lot of first time actors in that movie, Matthew McConaughey.
Of course, I think you could say Ben aflac Cole,

(01:51:11):
Cole Hauser, Renee Zelwigger, plenty of actors. Yeah uh, And
it launched a lot of careers.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
And Richard Linkletter hasn't made a good movie since I'll
give you his movies and then you tell me, uh
since Dazed and Confused Before Sunrise, I'm gonna go kind
of Fast Suburbia that was okay, the Newton Boys never
heard of it, Walking Life Tape. This is gonna some

(01:51:48):
of You're gonna say you liked this School of Rock.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
Okay, that was all right?

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Before Sunset, Bad News Bears, the one with Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
That was a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
Scanner Darkly, Fast Food Nation, me and Orson Wells Bernie,
which is that movie with Jack Black where he plays
like a politician or something.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
Yeah, that sounds horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
Before Midnight Boyhood, everybody wants some last flag flying? Where'd
you go? Bernadette, Apollo, ten and a half hit Man,
Blue Moon, and then this new movie coming out called
Newell Vogue. But he wrote a lot of the movies
I just mentioned, which he wrote Days to Confused, And

(01:52:37):
there are some things about Days to Confuse that people
don't know, okay, And that Matthew McConaughey earned three hundred
dollars a day playing his character, which is crazy to
think about because it's easily The character Steeler Woodterson is
based on McConaughey's older brother.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Okay, draw inspiration from some interacting.

Speaker 7 (01:53:00):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
The bar scene used Bob Dylan's Hurricane after led Zeppelin's
Rock and Roll was turned down by Robert Plant saying
they couldn't use it even though they offered one hundred
thousand dollars for it.

Speaker 7 (01:53:16):
Bob Dylan took eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:53:20):
The green smoke in the film was real.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
Wow. Not fake weed wow. Really like when they're in
the bedroom or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:53:28):
Anytime they're smoking weed.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
Green smoke was real. The soundtrack cost about a million dollars,
which was one sixth of the film's budget.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Does that makes sense a lot of hits.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
The movie barely made money in theaters eight million on
a seven million dollar budget.

Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
Yeah, you consider that more of a cult classic.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Absolutely, it found success after it was out of theaters.
The film opens with Aerosmith Plane while Djokovic rolls a
joint and ends with the drive to buy Aerosmith concerts.
So it starts with she's rolling joint to that music
and then ends with them going Dubai tickets to see right,
that's cool bookends it. Yeah, he wanted the film to

(01:54:09):
be R rated, so he could pack as many drug
scenes in it, and he because he didn't want to
the studio to make it PG. Thirteen, so he packed
a bunch of drug scenes into it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
And that makes sense, I mean, because at that time
in America it was there was a lot of that
going on.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
The first cut of the movie was two hours and
forty five minutes. Oh wowow for those that don't know,
it only ended up being ninety five two.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Hours and forty five Okay, I probably didn't watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
I don't know. Mila Jovic eloped with her on screen
love interest Sean Andrews during the film. The later the
marriage was later in ould.

Speaker 4 (01:54:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Linkletter says, Everybody Wants Some is not a sequel, Okay.
A lot of people thought it was Mitch Kramer touches
his nose forty two times, twenty nine general touches twelve
hair push. Yeah, that was that he's such a bad actor, Like, oh,

(01:55:11):
like it were nice green shirt dude.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
The phrase that's what I'm talking about appears often because
it was truly common in the seventies, and link Letter
wanted it to be authentic. And if you go to Austin,
you see moon Towers everywhere. Okay, because it's supposed to
take place in Austin.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:32):
I coming of age movies.

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
I can't think of a better coming of age like
Breakfast Club is a coming of age movie, stand by me?
Is right? I don't know if there's a better coming
of age movie then Days and Confused for your later
teen years, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:55:49):
I mean I don't think the you know, eight, nine
and ten year olds you know would get it and
watch it. But for sure, definitely fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:55:59):
Okay, so here's a list of the best coming of
age movies. The Outsiders. Okay, I'm buy that Rebel without
a Cause? Sure, eighth Grade. I don't know this movie
came out in twenty eighteen. Oh I heard about Okay,
I think I know this movie. Okay, I think I

(01:56:23):
know this movie. It is quite uncomfortable. Yeah, I don't
think I've ever seen this movie, and by the sounds
of it, I don't want to Dazed and Confused. Of course.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off My Girl, Sure, Okay, perks of
being a wallflower if you say so. Dead Poets Society
for sure. Really it's a fantastic movie. Okay, maybe for

(01:56:44):
like the college kids or whatever. Right, No, I mean
that's what it's about. But the coming of age covers
all those age groups.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
Right right.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I don't think that it's it's about watching us an individual,
a human being evolve.

Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
Okay, uh, call me by your name?

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
Never heard of it? Was that a twenty seventeen.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Film Timothy Army Hammer Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Uh almost famous? Absolutely? Yah, it's a great movie. Moonlight, Okay,
it's a there's three You see the kid at three
different age.

Speaker 2 (01:57:29):
Levels in that movie. Not Moonlighting.

Speaker 1 (01:57:32):
Yeah, No, that's that's that's a TV show Boyhood. This
is a fascinating movie because it's filmed over twelve years.
When the actors signed on, they had to be a
part of it. They committed to being a part of
it for twelve years, and so they filmed froment, came
back later, film some, came back later and filmed some.

Speaker 9 (01:57:49):
I think that was Oscar nominated.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
I'm sure it was Ladybird.

Speaker 15 (01:57:56):
Bird.

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
I don't know this movie twenty seventeen.

Speaker 9 (01:58:00):
That one. I think that one too was an Oscar
nominated film.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Also, Timothy, who's a cool guy. I want to hang
out with him.

Speaker 7 (01:58:12):
The Breakfast Club.

Speaker 1 (01:58:13):
Absolutely, and then stand by me is on this list
as the best coming of age.

Speaker 2 (01:58:18):
Movie, the best Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Think it's definitely probably the most celebrated. A. Yeah, if
I'm being honest, that movie's dumb. It's just it.

Speaker 7 (01:58:31):
I don't think it's resonated over the years.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
It was good at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:58:36):
Let's use as Outsiders as an example, though kids don't
wear black leather jackets.

Speaker 7 (01:58:41):
And socials and socials and.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
Yeah, greezers and socials.

Speaker 1 (01:58:46):
Yes, all right, I thought it was anyway, they don't
use those same names.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
That still exists.

Speaker 1 (01:58:52):
People can relate to that, having disputes between them, having
a house that you grew up in kind of broken
that people can relate to that. So I feel like
that does stand by me. I don't know how many
people have found a dead body.

Speaker 2 (01:59:07):
Right, go on an adventure with their friends.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
And may or have treehouses. Maybe that's what it's about,
because I went when I was that age, we went.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
On a lot of adventures like that, traveling through the woods,
building forts and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
We never found a dead body. So for me, that's
where the connection is. It's more your small group of
friends and you're very tight, very close, and the adventures
that you guys would go on.

Speaker 7 (01:59:33):
For our generations.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
I agree, but after that, no, true, it's all digital
video games. Yeah yeah, keep them.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:42):
Ferris Bueller's Day Off also seems kind of out of touch.
Yeah yeah, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:59:46):
Sure there's skipping school, but not too at that capacity.

Speaker 7 (01:59:52):
Nobody, nobody's doing all that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
No, nobody. You know what, Ferris Bueller is the h
Australia party guy right now, it's just incredibly ludicrous, almost
satirically right happening dead poet society about kids in school bonding.

(02:00:15):
Now they bond over English, right, but struggling and i'm sorry, literature,
and struggle over like being accepted, being different. They all
come from different cultures subgroups.

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
I'd consider Saint Elmo's Fire a coming of age movie. Okay,
you know for that certain age group. They're college kids,
they're trying to figure out themselves and what they're going
to do in life, and a great movie. I think.

Speaker 1 (02:00:41):
So it's post college early adulthood drama.

Speaker 2 (02:00:49):
Okay, that makes sense. A lot of us can relate
with a lot of us have gone through that, and
everybody will go through that, so there you go. I
think it fits. That's something that everybody's going to go
through everybody goes through their quintessential college years. You don't
have to go to college, but everybody has those years. Yeah,
and then you know, you finally get to a point

(02:01:10):
where you're like, I need to be an adult.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Right, But that's why it's in that that makes sense,
why it kind of gets put into a subgenre of that.
So like others in that movie Goodwill Hunting, okay, sure, Adventureland.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
I think I've seen that one.

Speaker 1 (02:01:26):
Yeah, yeah, college grad stuck in the summer amusement park
job learns about love and disappointment.

Speaker 2 (02:01:31):
Yeah, it's got that guy who played on the Social Network, Yes,
Jesse Iverling, every Eisenberg Eisenberg, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
Garden State yeah, okay, Natalie Portman and the guy from
the T mobile commercials reality bites, sure saying Alimal's fires
on that list, and then a couple obscure ones are
on that list as well. Into the Wild is on there. Okay,
if you will, that makes sense. But yeah, you're trying

(02:02:00):
you've graduated and you're trying to figure out what to
do with your life, or, as Kimpie puts it, become
an adult.

Speaker 2 (02:02:04):
Right. Where would you place Empire records in that I
can consider that kind of like a coming of age
movie maybe like right after high school working, you know,
low time job or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
They're still kind of they're portrayed as young adults. I
almost say kids, they're not teenagers. What anywhere from eighteen
to twenty one. I think just because you have teenagers
in it doesn't make it a coming of age movie.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
That's fair.

Speaker 7 (02:02:31):
That feels like more of a dramedy okay type of thing,
you know.

Speaker 9 (02:02:34):
Okay, Okay, the Sandlot, that's a good suggestion for a
coming of age movie.

Speaker 1 (02:02:43):
I mean, okay, I've never really liked that movie either.
It's about getting a ball out of the backyard because
you're afraid of the dog, but you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
Work together with the friends as a teen coryn Yeah,
super Bad was a text that came in as a
coming of age movie. Okay, I think, you know, teenagers
is what it is. And they're partying on what they're
graduating high school or something like that, because they're about
to go off to college and they're partying and all
they want to do is get drunk and get laid. Okay,

(02:03:13):
I watched that last night. As a matter of.

Speaker 7 (02:03:14):
Fact, great movie. With so many.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Gout stars like getting their start in that too. Oh yeah, yeah,
super bad for sure, except.

Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
For Michael Sarah. What has he done lately? Has Michael
Sarah done anything?

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
Because he kind of got typecast as that nerdy, quirky kid.
He definitely has a certain type of character. But he
has done movies. He was obviously an arrested development. Yeah,
he was in This Is the End, Scott Pilgrim Versus
the World.

Speaker 2 (02:03:42):
Oh see, he's.

Speaker 7 (02:03:43):
In the Barbie movie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
Okay, I mean he's done some stuff and I think
he's got a new movie that just came out too. Okay,
he's in The Running Man. I am not watching that
no way, like.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
A remake of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:57):
Glenn Palell, Michael Sarah, Coleman Domingo, who's a fantastic actor,
isn't it.

Speaker 7 (02:04:05):
Josh Brolin, who's an absolute killer?

Speaker 1 (02:04:09):
Uh okay, sure, I just can't Sewn Hayes. Seawn Hayes
is in this and Running Man. Shawn Hayes is from
the Shawn Hayes is the actor from the Charlie Sheen
uh single movie where he's the Charlie Sheen has sex
with all those Girls. Was on CBS two and a

(02:04:31):
half Dads and Men, My two Dads, two and a
half Men. Yeah, Okay, Shawn Hayes is awesome, but I
just didn't expect him in that type of movie.

Speaker 9 (02:04:43):
Just Jack from Will and Grace.

Speaker 1 (02:04:45):
Yes, Oh, is that who it is? He's in Will
and Grace? Or is he in he was in? I'm
thinking of somebody else, for they.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
Look the same.

Speaker 1 (02:04:54):
All those dark actors look the same.

Speaker 9 (02:04:56):
Yeah, yeah, you're thinking of John Crier?

Speaker 2 (02:05:01):
Sure both gay?

Speaker 7 (02:05:05):
Is John Crier gay?

Speaker 6 (02:05:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (02:05:06):
I don't think John Crier's gay.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Dude, I think he is.

Speaker 1 (02:05:09):
I think what was his name on sixteen Candles, Ducky Ducky. Yeah,
I don't think Ducky's gay. No, maybe you want him
to be.

Speaker 2 (02:05:18):
Maybe so may just yeah, he's married to a woman,
A real I don't mean nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:05:23):
Uh, Michael Sarah was in Molly's Game, which is a
great movie about a true story about a woman who
ran an underground Uh. Por yep, deep, that's all poor
pork dammit poker.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
I like an underground porker ring sounds like a good
time poker celebrity poker group.

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
And isn't Michael Sarah in Ocean's eleven. Oh no, that's uh,
what's his name from?

Speaker 3 (02:05:58):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:05:59):
That seventy show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
That?

Speaker 7 (02:06:02):
Oh that got that played Eric Yeah, the dork.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:06):
He's Michael Sarah's busy dude. He had four movies in
twenty twenty three. Man, okay to last year.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
Two this year.

Speaker 1 (02:06:13):
Okay, I take back back what I said about Michael Sarah. Well,
when you watch The Phoenician Scheme, I'm sure you will
see him in it. Veniciel del Toro, Tom Hanks, Brian
Cranston's in it, Scarlett Johansson and Michael Sarah and Michael
Sarah take a break.

Speaker 2 (02:06:35):
We'll be back.

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