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Good morning, Lindsay, Good morning, Corvin, Good morning, Gimpy,
Well, good morning. We've gottickets we're gonna give away to Static X

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and seven Dust. That show isgonna be at the Tulsa Theater on October
twenty fourth. We're gonna see whatLindsay wants to talk about. And we've
got our top five songs today.Top five songs from parody artists from listener
Jimmy as a dork. I know, Jimmy's like, no, no,

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whatever, door. So we'll getto that. It's a very interesting list.
I'm perplexed by it. Actually,I found some new parody songs I've
never heard of before, and Iwas like, well, this is fun.
That'll be fun. We'll get tothat at nine o'clock. I love
odd facts. One that sticks outin my brain is that the Statue of

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Liberty can fit inside the rotunda ofthe Capital that's capital, right, that
will give you no benefits. Youmaybe play trivial pursuit. But these are
very bizarre, Like there are overninety nuclear weapons just missing. Nobody knows

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where they are. That's not goodmissing or well hidden. This is missing.
So to me, I don't understandhow like one or two as homerable
as that sounds, like, yougo, okay, sure things go missing,

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right, you'll lose your car keys, you know, lose your wallet,
nuclear weapons, whatever. Yeah,but ninety Yeah, whose turn was
it to keep track of them?Were they last seen? They're not small?
No? And here's the fun thing, all right, So is that
just the US or is that likeworldwide? It doesn't say, say okay,

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because, like I think to behilarious, a big collective group of
the countries all around the world andeverybody has some sort of missing nuclear weapon.
This says from an August fourth,twenty twenty two BBC article that the
US has lost three and they've neverbeen located. Just how do you lose

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How do you lose a nuclear weapon? I mean, are you just throwing
it in the bottom of your backpack? I guess when you when you That's
how I lose stuff when I'm justcare free, right, right, I
put it in the backseat of thecar. I think it might be under
the seat somewhere. I don't,right, I know, I said I'm
down here somewhere. I mean Iput an air tag on my keys because

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and my Apple remote from my TVbecause I kept having a hard time locating
them. Maybe that's what we needto do for a nukes, or just
build that technology into the nuke.Right, that's the part I understand,
don't don't at least cording to MatthewBrodrick in the movie War Games, when
they shoot him up, we getto watch where the your trajectory is,

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right, So shouldn't we be ableto just turn on find my nuke?
Oh that would be awesome, especiallyif we like used him on somebody.
You know how Dominoes you can trackyour pizza order as it's coming or like
yes, door dash or whatever,you can see it going down. You're
like, all right, he's gotabout four more turns exactly, So let
me get the straight. I canfind out where my number two combo is,
but you can't find the nuclear warheads, right, it seems tell me

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someone got fired, I hope.So you had one job. Tell me
someone got fired at least demoted forsure. It's okay. If it's lost,
you need a special code to activateit. Oh yeah, where's the
code about that? It's password again? I like this silly facts like this.

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Like here's another one, also kindof catastrophic, but the US Air
Force came extremely close to detonate inan atom bomb over North Carolina over that
was over two hundred and sixty timesmore powerful than the HIROSHIUMA bomb, completely
on accident. What do you again, don't touch that button? Right?

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This happened in nineteen sixty one overGoldsboro, North Carolina. Two Mark thirty
nine hydrogen bombs were accidentally dropped,Like, oh man, I thought you
had the other side. The bombswere released when a B fifty two bomber
broke apart in midair. Okay,it still doesn't sound like it was on

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purpose, Like somebody looking around orwhatever, dada and accidentally like leaning down
looking for something to hit the button, probably being transported. This is some
foreign country somewhere. There's another one. Serial killers have been known to keep
their captured victims alive for decades,so it's entirely possible that a missing person

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presumed dead is in fact not deadand they're just in captivity waiting to be
rescued. I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at that, Like that
sounds crazy, especially if you havea loved one missing. Yeah, and

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the anguish you go through. Buton the plus side, they could still
be alive. I mean, youthought they were dead, they were pronounced
dead. I think the idea thata loved one could be in captivity and
every day I'm out, you know, at the brewery or telling d jokes
on the air and they're hoping thatthey're getting rescued, is not right.

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No, that seems a little twisted. This is an awesome one. You're
already you might already own the clothingthat you're going to be buried in.
Say that again, you might alreadyown the clothing that you're going to be

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buried in. That's one hundred percenttrue, all right. When we buried
mom, we dug through the closetand found the you know, nicest dress,
you know, one of her favoriteones. Buried her in that same
way with my dad had a suitshe put him in it. Oh yeah,
her dressed. Yeah, your mommodern days, live your life.
Yeah, and the one suit thatI have, I'll probably be buried in

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that. So yeah, I totallybelieve that one hundred percent. But no,
it's trippy to think. No,I don't disagree with you, it's
trippy to think about next time yousee me dressed up in the suit,
be like, all right, that'sthe suit that never buried in. That's
the suit that he goes to cordin. That's the suit that he would
be buried in. Yeah, butthat also may be a little bit of

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I ain't purchasing another suit ever,I don't know if do you see yourself
purchasing another suit before you answer,I for sure probably will purchase another suit.
Yeah, I have five or sixsuits. I like suits. I
like wearing a suit. I likefinding a reason to wear a suit,
right right right. I know Gimbydoes not share that attitude at all.

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I do in a sense. Youknow, it's nice sometimes to get fancied
up and go out to these nice, you know, places or whatever.
But I probably will to answer yourquestion just because you probably need more than
just one, and the same suitthat I bought in early two thousands probably
wouldn't be the same fashion style,and God knows whenever I need to wear

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another one. I don't think i'veever seen you in a suit. I've
worn one here one time. I'veseen you in a tie, but not
in a suit. Yeah, yeah, I mean I had the whole thing,
the whole get up. I justdidn't wear the jacket that day.
I had court that day or whateverwhen I was going through a custody case
and ended up having to wear itto work because well I had to leave

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here. I couldn't go home tochange and then came back here. But
yeah, I had the whole getup with me. I just didn't wear
the coat. I mean it's veryuncomfortable sitting in this chair. You know,
I'll see how news people do it. Yeah, I just don't think
I even at your dad's funeral,you weren't wearing a suit. Oh I
think of what. Yeah, Iwas, And I've got the picture to
prove it done. Me and theex wife and all the kids lined up

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outside of the funeral home because wewere all dressed up. That's so weird.
Everybody dressed up again, right,y'all looks so nice for death?
Yeah, so bizarre, so bizarreagain that was a good one. A

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woman died in the cistern of ahotel and her body sat there decomposing for
days. The guests drank and showeredin the water that was getting increasingly darker
as time went on. They onlyfound out something was wrong when the water
in the hotel turned a deep red. This is one of true story.
There's a Netflix documentary on it,and this happened in like twenty thirteen,

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wasn't that long ago. No,those people get paid I would like to
think, so those people get paidfor the documentary. No, no,
no, the people who drank thedirty water, oh and showered and death.
Don't you sue the hell out ofthat? First? What they didn't
know someone was in the cistern.I feel that something you should probably check

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regularly. I don't think you shouldbecause people shouldn't be getting it's not a
common right. But it doesn't matterif it's human people, animals, okay,
possums, raccoons, whatever, getin there and die. And I'll
give you an example. When wasthe last time you checked the meter,
your water meter in front of yourhome. Some people would probably say never,

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right, right, it's been alittle while, but you probably should
just to make sure there's no extradebris or any weird things done. But
people don't because you're just like,why should I there's never anything wrong with
it. Yeah, there's a lotof black widows in the sure, right,
right, but like, so,yeah, why would you check your
sister? Yeah? I guess you'reright. How did she get in it?
That is unclear? Okay, shewas pushed. The documentary is great

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because she was acting. Really bizarretakes place in la Uh. It's not
called the Girl. It wasn't there. That's the nine to eleven documentary.
But there is one true story.It's it is a bizarre story. And
you have I keep thinking about thisbecause you see, you know in definitely
in the movies, people throw drugsdown the toilet. Yeah, when the

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police show up, do they putstuff in the water to deal with the
drugs infiltrating the water to reverse theeffects, or if I'd up a bunch
of cocaine in the water, ordoes it just get deluded out so much,
right, because there's so much waterand not enough drugs. But they
tell you not to dump your pillsin the water for that reason. They

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tell you to take them to liketo the police station, or you're a
pharmacy that has a pill drop box. Yea death of Eliza or Lisa Lamb
is the name of the documentary aboutthe girl in the Sister. Yeah,
I know. I know some folksthat work over at the water treatment center.
I'm going to ask them next time. How do they do they do
that? Do they do they worryabout it? Yeah? Or is it

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just you know, you put inthe chemicals to keep the poop out?
Do they test for narcotics in thedrinking water to see if there's and if
they do, is there an acceptablelevel of coca right? We could all
be buzzing, right, yeah,because there's I mean, there's an acceptable
level for a chlorine in fluoride DC'syeah, absolutely absolutely, yeah, I'll

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ask him that. I could probablycall him. It's it's great, you
know, I'm calling It's crazy tothink that there is an acceptable amount of
feces and we don't even know likewhat chemicals go in the water. We're
all like fluoride. Yeah, Iknow, cavity is horrible, right,
it's dumbing down society. We getout, sure it is, that's the

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problem, right, but we don'tknow what else they put in there unless
she's my point or you have noidea. Next time I talked to my
friend, I want to ask themwhat they do about that sort of thing.
I want a documentary on the watertreatments and just like just put a
video of watching them dump barrels ofwhat. I don't know how they do
it? Do they Is it apowder or a bag they rip up and
and dump in It's like I wantto like the number of times something gets

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dumped into the water to be treated. Would be fun A documentary I'm where
these ninety nuclear warheads would be Fantastic'sninety episodes. Man, yeah, we
get they should get that YouTuber thatgoes out and finds dead bodies and pawn
and stuff. Yeah, and havethem go look for these ninety nukes that

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are missing. I'll bet you theyfind them. Would Wouldn't it be funny
if there was like in the atticof like some government warehouse like that there
it is, Son of a bitch. I looked multiple times, and I
just I just I didn't think itwould be in the attic. I thought
you said, you look here.I did look here. I looked.
It wasn't here, Good old goodold staff Sergeant smith Man. He wouldn't

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hit water if he fell out ofa boat. Would be a great documentary.
All right, we gotta take abreak. We gotta take it too,
static X and seven to us.We'll play that at seven thirty or
give those away at seven thirty.News Quickie when we return. Tulsa's Morning
Show is coming right back to TheBig Man Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock Station
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bmms six nine tiber News quickis worldnews, local news and news that just

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makes you say, what the Here'sCorbyn, Gibby and Lindsay with what's going
on news quicks from The Big ManMorning Showing ninety seven five KMOD. Woman
discovers surgical instrument left in her bodyafter operation. This happened in New Zealand,
where a woman who suffered chronic painfor eighteen months after undergoing a C
section, was found to have asurgical instrument the size of a dinner plate

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insider abdomen. It's called the Alexisretractor or a a WR. It was
left inside the New Zealand mother afterher baby was delivered at the Auckland City
Hospital back in twenty twenty. Followinginitial investigations into the case, the Auckland

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District Health Board claimed it had notfailed to exercise or yeah it had not
failed to exercise reasonable skill and caretowards the patient, who was in her
twenties. But on Monday, NewZealand's Health and Disability Commissioner said that the
hospital was in breach of the Codeof Patient Rights. There is substantial precedent
to infer that when a foreign objectis left inside a patient during an operation,

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the care fell below the appropriate standard. It is a never event,
should not happen duh. The reportdetails that the woman underwent a scheduled C
section because of concerns about placenta previa. An Alexis wound retractor is a device

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used to draw back the edges ofa wound during surgery, and it was
left in her abdomen following her Csection, and it resulted in the woman's
suffering chronic abdominal pain until the devicewas discovered incidentally on an abdominal CT scan.
Apparently she had gone in many timesinto the hospital and had X rays,

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but that wasn't it wasn't detectable byan X ray. The incision was
up to seventeen centimeters in diameter,and it was eventually removed from her abdomen
in twenty twenty one, eighteen monthsafter her or her original C section.
I don't understand why it took eighteenmonths because they couldn't find the I don't

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understand an X ray would have foundit. No, the X ray wouldn't
have found it. She had tohave an actual c T scan. Why
wouldn't X ray find it? Itfinds four an objects in your body,
and I think a perfect, perfectsyl circular device would show that. By
the way, I sent you guysa video so you could see one in
use during a C section. Apparentlyit's because of where it was located.

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They couldn't find it on an Xray and wouldn't there be like the surgical
director be doing inventory of tools whenthey come in and out. They said
that Yeah, there was so manynurses and doctors and they apologetically failed.
My understanding is in surgery there issomeone whose sole job is to keep track

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of sponges, scalpels and then atthe end count them all to make sure
they have all of them. Thatmakes sense, That makes sense after so
many get lost and left behind.Yeah, you would think they'd have that
one extra person there, But Iguess there's you know, a Corbin Gimby
and Lindsay and those situations too.Right, this thing looks like a big

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old contraption. It's massive. Forgetthat. It seems like something you wouldn't
forget, like you wouldn't need.Like is if you close up the right
as we've learned with Hensley, andit holds true with medical when you go
and you're like, hey this personisn't falling the order, or hey I
have this pain, it takes aneternity to turn the aircraft carrier right.

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You would think, like, Igot this pain. It doesn't feel right
right after a major surgery, becausethe C section is easily one of the
most major surgeries you can have,and then be like you're fought rub some
dirt on it. Yeah, quitbeing a baby, right, like we
took out of you. Yeah.Yeah, it's just it'll get better.

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It's been a year. Yeah,yeah, it'll get better. It's been
thirteen months. Yeah, it tookeighteen months. A year and a half.
Post to me. That is thebig thing. People that happens in
surgery, right, People get stuffleft in them all the time. Seems
crazy, shouldn't be okay, butit happens. Yeah, it took eighteen

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months to correct. It is thepart that has got me sideways. Yeah.
Yeah, you'd think they've been ona lot quicker. You think she'd
have been on it a lock.And my old thing is they use that
on the outside of your body,So how does it get stuck on the
inside? Slips? I guess allright? Right, you know how when
you put a trash bag in thecan and then you put something in there,
it's right right on down. Hey, man, if we lose a
nuclear warhead, I feel like youcan lose one of these pretty easy,

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right right. Drunk accidentally reports himselffor driving on the wrong side of the
road. So this actually went downin March, but they just released the
police video and stuff like that,which is on our Facebook page. Happens
in Nebraska, where it was dudedriving down the wrong side of the road
but doesn't realize it because he's litup. He calls nine one one to

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be like, hey, man,I'm on Highways seventy seven. I'm going
north and somebody's on the wrong sideof the road. They almost hit me,
almost ran me off the road.He's like, I was gnarly man,
like a lot. It's hilarious.So he's on the phone with nine
on one talking to him, andthen so they dispatch out some deputies and
one of them spots him and hegoes across the median and pulls them over

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and stops the guy. And thecop was like, hey, you know
why I pulls you over? Andthe dudes like, is I was driving
on the wrong side of the roadany house? So they put him in
the car and then the deputy's like, hey, were you the one that
called. He's like, yeah,like a dumbass, damn to be fair,
he wasn't. To him, theyall were driving on the wrong side

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of the road, every last oneof them, every last one. So
to him, yeah, he wasn'twrong, essentially, he just wasn't Legally,
he thought he was in Europe,right right, where they do things
differently. They ended up finding outthis guy and had twice the BAC the
blood alcohol content. They took himin and luckily nobody was High school student

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died after chip challenge. Fourteen yearold Massachusetts boy is dead after doing the
viral one chip challenge. The familyof Harris Woolba says he died last week
of complications from eating those super spicychip made by is It Pecky Pecky Season
with two of the hottest peppers inthe world. Autopsy results are pending.

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Apparently he went to the nurse's officeand they're like, just go home,
when he apparently should have went tothe hospital. But it's not one hundred
percent clear he died from the chip. Okay, it does say on the
chip you know you could have anadverse reaction and you should seek medical attention.
But they're thinking maybe there was somethingelse going on, like an underlying

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heart condition or something potentially, andthat triggered that and then therefore he died
from that. I know, youhave to be at least eighteen, I
think to buy those. Yeah,how was that a thing? It wasn't.
It didn't start that way, butbecause there were deaths or hospitalizations at

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least. So you're telling me,you're telling me you buy a chip and
they card you for the chip.Wouldn't that have to be a law passed?
I thought it set it on thepackage. Do they just get to
say that? Does a manufacturer justget to say you have to be this
age to buy this? I don'tknow. I have no idea. Holy

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crap. Only end of it saysright here, only individuals who are at
least eighteen years old or the ageof majority in their state of residence can
purchase the chip. This is fromPacky's website. Yeah, that doesn't mean
you can. They can say thatthe Pope made them, and it wouldn't
there's no valid there's no proof inthat. This is their warning label keep

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out of reach of children, Sureintended for adult consumption. Sure do not
eat if you are sensitive to spicyfoods, allergic to Pepper's night shades or
cap sasan or are pregnant or haveany medical conditions. They can say that
on the packaging. Sure from ourQuick Trip friends that work in Quick Trip
and where they sell these, right, have you do you id people to

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buy the chip. That's a goodquestion. Yeah, and you know,
to be honest, have you seenthem lately? Because I haven't seen them
in stores, And a couple ofmonths I saw him at Wall CBS because
I was like, uh, cool, I have no want to do this.
We've never done it on the show. No. Lindsay wanted me to
try at one time, and Isaid no. I sent her a video,

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right, It was an animated videoof doing the one chip challenge.
And it's not like the initial it'sthe aftermath that I really don't want to
have to deal with. Yeah,we all know how spicy foods react,
and I just don't need a flameand butthole for the next three to four
days. Good that Well, Ican't do any spicy food for that reason
anymore. And if they're banning that, then the shouldn't they banned other hot

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peppers? Are you telling me thediligency of one chip is far better than
some other things like to keep peoplefrom buying it? Yeah? Right,
Yeah, maybe they should outlaw theseCarolina Reapers and Naga viper peppers, says
Bang Energy Drinks says the same thing. Really, of course, I would

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think those would be far more dangerousto be consuming as an infant, toddler
child whatever than the chip. Yeah, they stop selling Redline that energy drink
because it was too much for people. I never heard of that one.
Yeah, you're only supposed to drinklike half of it at a time.
People are good at that twelve ouncebottle or whatever, and it's like,

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you only drink half at a time. I never did. I drank the
whole thing. I love our listenersare awesome. Hey man, I'm a
quick trip right now. Let mewalk in and ask. I can't wait
to find out how that plays out, Like, hey, hey, what
do they say? Hi, welcomein? Whatever? Was so perfect?
That do you card people for buyingthe one chip? They're gonna be like

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what right? Because I consider aQuick Trip to be one of those places,
Like it feels like they follow thebook pretty well, whatever the handbook
is there, we're like, comeand go. Feels really loosey goosey cases.
They do the best they can,and those places are fine, but
Quick Trip it feel they feel sobuttoned up, so I would think there's

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no bending the rule. They're probablynot at Quick Trip, So I'm intrigued
to find out what the response isCome on, man, take your phone
with you, right, another one. You can get the chip at Murphy's
in front of Walmart's. Alright,and so you go and you buy an
You buy a drink for your kids, lindsay, after football practice or whatever.

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If you grab it and look atthe side to see if it says
must be eighteen to buy or anythinglike that, or any warning labels on
the colorful can of energy drink?Do you let your kids drink energy drinks?
No? This texture says I gotided to buy Red Bull at Walmart
when I was sixteen, and thelady wouldn't let me buy it. Wow,
ideed to buy it. I've neverheard of this. Yeah. So

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when you buy like liquor and stuffat the Walmart, at least through the
self checkout or whatever, you do, and you gotta wait for somebody to
come over and approve. Sometimes theycheck your ID for the hooch. Sometimes
they don't. That's never happened whenI've bought Red Bull or Monster Energy drinks
at the Walmart. This is uh. There is no legal requirements for children

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under sixteen years old to produce ID, to purchase any caffeine containing foods or
beverages including energy drinks. Huh that'scrazy to me. Yeah, because then
because to me, where's the limit? How about coffee drinks? So Starbucks
is going to start idine and happening, right. We did get an answer

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from the Quick Trip. We saidcashier had no idea what I was talking
about. See that it ain't athing. Didn't see the chips in the
quick Trip. That's good enough forme that it ain't a thing. A
quick trip aint enforcing it. Itain't a real thing. All right,
We gotta take a break. Wegot tickets to Static X and seven tusks
we're gonna give away. Coming upat seven thirty. The Big Mad Morning

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Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show ninetyseven five KMOT Good morning, It's the
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also text BM mess and then whatyou want to say to eight two nine
four five See what Lindsay has forBalls to the Wall. Sports Team USA

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is advanced to the FIBA World Cupsemifinals. The US trouns Italy one hundred
to sixty three in the quarterfinals yesterdaymorning. Mckel bridges paced the Americans with
twenty four points while knocking down eightof eleven chats from the field. Tyrese
Haliburton came off the bench to contributeeighteen points and five assists in the win.
Utah Jazz forward a Simone fawn Techiofled Italy with eighteen points. Team

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USA moves on to challenge either Germanyor Latvia in the World Cup semifinals.
On Friday morning, Let's basketball MM. The Chiefs are receiving some promising news
regarding their superstar tight end. ESPNis reporting that Kansas City believes that Travis
Kelsey's ACL is intact after he hyperextended his knee during Tuesday's practice. Kelsey

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has inflammation in his knee and theChiefs plan attested again today to determine his
status for the season opener against theDetroit Lions tomorrow. Night Head coach Andy
Reid said that the next guy stepsin and we roll when asked the Chief's
plan if Kelsey is unable to play. Meanwhile, defensive tackle Chris Jones continues
to hold out as he demands therespect that can only be conveyed through a

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massive payday. When asked about aquarterback, Patrick Mahomes was all business Mahomes
said, at this point, youkind of just prepare to play the game
with the guys that are in thebuilding and let the front office handle that.
We've got a tough test with theDetroit Lions, and we're going to
focus on how we can win withthe guys that are here. Jones is
currently in the fourth and final yearof an eighty million dollar contract signed in

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twenty twenty. As far as theKelsey thing goes, I don't think that
that's a I don't think that's athing. Like I'm sure he's injured,
right, but you've got two otherbackups that are more than sustainable, right.
And as far as the Chris Jonesthing goes, it's a guy wanting
his money. He's what it is. I don't know. If you pay

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him, Yeah, he's getting paid. Yeah, you can't blame the guy
for trying. Yeah, if hewants to get more money, get more
money. If he wants to holdout, that's definitely within his his uh
capabilities. Do I think it's thebest thing for team morale, Not necessarily,
but I don't blame him forget ifhe wants to try and get his
money, get your money. Butthe amount he's saying he'll sit out is

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like eight weeks, which could endup being the amount of money he would
make extra in penalties. So whatare we doing at what point? Like,
what is a to or is itworth it to get a like four
more million dollars? I could Icould understand you say yes, right,

(33:45):
yes it is worth it. Butif it creates friction amongst your teammates because
you're not playing, is it worthit then? Right? So it'll be
interesting to see how it plays out. Again, And I said this the
other day, Patrick Mahomes Kelsey bothtook less money to make sure they could
keep a roster together exactly. Soif they can't do that, that could

(34:06):
potentially create other problems. So thisguy is just trying to get his slice
of the pie. I guess yeah. And again the Chiefs do not pay
top dollar. And the Arnold,the darnd Donald Darnald money is not Aaron
Donald money is not real, right, that is a outlier. That's not
a real thing. It was justa one off thing that just doesn't make

(34:29):
sense. So you take that outof the equation. They offered him twenty
seven million dollars. Yeah, Sodo you think that other teams will look
at this as like okay, sowe'll offer Kelsey and Mahomes more money since
the Chiefs they can't. They can'ttalk to him, I mean like next
season or whatever. No, theycan't talk to him. He's on their

(34:51):
under contract. Now, maybe therecould be some backdoor thing, but you
can't just go to a player andoffer money to quit that team. They're
under contract, right. The otherpart two is that it's not uncommon,
and this has happened with Bosa,is that he is. They asked for
a discount for with Bosa and hewas like, no, I'm not I'm
not going to take a discount,which implying like you're here, you have

(35:15):
history, your your images all overthe stadium, like come on, can
we get a can we get afriendly discount? Yeah? And some guys
do it. Some guys don't.Bosas like I don't have to because there
are a ton of teams that willplay me or pay me, and Chris
Jones too, but you don't makestatements like I want to be here right

(35:36):
and then and then be like bye, when's my home's contract over? Well,
like twenty He's sound like some stupiddeal. Nuts your balls to the
Wall Sports. I'm Lindsay ninety sevenfive KM. Good morning, It's the

(35:59):
Big Man One Morning Show. Nineone eight four six zero kmod can also
text BMMS and then what you wantto say to eight two nine four five.
Let's go ahead and play a gamebecause we've got tickets to static X

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and seven Diess who we're gonna beat the Tulsa Theater on a Tuesday night,
October twenty fourth. Pitch your tickets. Get your tickets at Tulsa Theater
dot com. We're gonna play pickthe flick. Current record is walsa.
You're lead with eleven. I havenine, Lindsay has eight. Last week's
winner Lindsay All right, so nineone eight four six zero KMO D and
nine when eight four six zho KMODcall up. Decide who's gonna be your

(36:43):
clue giver? Can't be in Corbin. Whoever gets the most right, it's
gonna win those tickets. Static Xand seven Dust Good morning, you're on
the air. What is your name, Travis? Travis? How are you
today? I am doing great?How are you? It's good man Travis.
Who do you want to give clues? Gimpy or Corbyn? All right,

(37:04):
Travis. Sixty seconds around the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready, yes, sir? All right, here we go
Mickey Rourke and this is about himaging out of the industry from the correct.
Uh. This is the movie aboutQueen, starring Rammy Mali. Correct.
Uh. This is a Stanley Kubrickmovie where they wear the bowlers they

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drink milk. I don't know ifthis is his two thousand and one Space
Odyssey. No, this is earlierthan that. Their killers, excuse me,
their killers and they have the whiteshirts with the suspenders, if I
remember correctly. Oh. Correct,Uh. This is a double pointer.

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This movie is Questioning God. ChrisRock is in it Atlantis, Moriset plays
God. Oh. Episode of acat Dog. Uh Dog, Yes,
correct? Uh. This is themovie about the guy who landed the plane
in the Hudson played by Tom correct. Uh. This is a double pointer

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Mark Wahlburg. Yes, eight is God. Travis,
excellent job, man, Hang onthe line. Gimpy's gotta take a
turn at it. See if hecan beat eight. Okay, awesome,
Wow, all right, good morning, you're on the air. What is
your name? My name is Brian. Brian, you and Gimpy have to

(38:38):
beat eight. Okay, Oh youcan do it, man, all right,
here we go. Timer starts afterthe first clue. Okay, this
is got Jennifer Aniston in it,and they go on vacation in RV to
go smoke a weed. Oh I'mblanking on the name of this one.
There's a beer out there called BlankGenuine Draft or Blank High Life Course,

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not course, Blank Genuine Draft,Blank High Life, Blank Lillard. There
you go. A movie, amovie with Jennifer Aniston where they go on
vacation and there are the Miller passI ain't mess with us anymore. A

(39:25):
rocky movie about the black guy.It's this kid Creed. Yes, say
hello to my little friend Scarface,Woody Harrelson and that guy that played Mark
Zuckerburd in a Social Network. It'sa movie about dead people that come back.

(39:47):
Lamb. There you go. Kitdn'tplay movie from the nineties. I
don't know time time time three wasnot enough, Brian, thank you so
much for playing. Sorry, Yeah, I don't ever ever happen again.
Travis, congratulations, man, you'regetting those tickets to Static X and seven

(40:10):
Dust that shows October twenty four atthe Tulsa Theater. Hand on the line
so Gimpy can get your info.Excellent job, sir, Thank you,
sir, thank you. All right, man, hang on the line,
don't go anywhere. This is theone that Gimpy stop ti. Yeah.
If you don't know this movie,I don't know how you would give the
clues for it. Kitten plays thebest clue for it. He has the

(40:31):
flat top. Yeah, something youthrow when your parents leave town. I
mean party. Yeah, you gottatry and break the words down. Yeah,
yeah, house party is the one. And then I ended on the
one right at the buzzer to getthat right. So the record now moves
here to twelve keeps me nine keepstake a break and we'll be back.

(40:54):
Of The Big Man Morning Show isnext study seven five, Good morning,
It's the Big Man Morning Show.Nine eight four six O K M O
D. All right, it's gottasee that. We gotta see now what

(41:19):
Gimbey has in his four by four. Let me get the thing ready,
and Omana says here that the oldHouse Senator introduces a bill to ban mask
mandates. On yesterday, Republican JD D things, Oh yeah, JD
Vance is his name. He introducednew to legislation that aims to prevent federal

(41:40):
agencies from requiring masks on commercial airlines, public transit, and in public schools,
known as the Freedom to Breathe Act. The bill would also prevent those
industries from refusing service to people whochoose not to wear a face covering.
It also says here that nark handsavailable over the counter. I feel like
this is a repeat, but maybethey've just been working on it, and

(42:02):
now it's efficiently been working on it. Okay, So Narcan will be available
over the counter starting this week atmajor retailers like Walmart and CBS, Walgreens,
and Rite Aid. The nasal spraycan be used to help people suffering
from an opioid overdose and requires notraining to use. A box contains two
doses and sales for forty five ballas. How long before do you think it's

(42:23):
sold out? I don't think it'llbe sold out. I think they're like
people like aren't gonna carry it,Like you and I the three of us
aren't gonna buy it, right,we have no use for it. Yeah,
And so I think that was oneof the things was they were saying,
Hey, be careful buying this.Don't just buy it to put on
your shelf. If you're someone who'saround that situation, sure, right,

(42:50):
but don't just have it just incase. You never know, somebody be
sitting at your house watching football andaccidentally overdose on opioids. And I mean
it's again, and unless it's happened, you'd be better off investing in like
a defibrillator. Right right. Sayshere that there's a Wednesday hearing set,
well, that's today set. Inthe Georgia election case, Spolton County Superior

(43:12):
Court Judge Scott mccafee has scheduled thehearing to decide on serving some defendants from
the main case, saying in acourt order that he intends to ask the
state for a good faith estimate onthe timeframe needed to present its case at
a joint trial of all nineteen defendants, every defendant and former President Trump's Georgia

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cases pleading not guilty, and they'veall waived their right to an in person
arraignment. And lastly, here BrokenArrows Schools partner with therapists for students support.
BA Public School says it's partnering withtherapists to offer resources to students when
tragedy hits the community. Two studentslost their lives last month. The counselors
say this can have a serious impacton other students. The district partners would

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day Break Family Service is to offeradditional resources to students in need, and
you can reach out to your school'scounseling officer call the mental health hotline which
is nine eight eight. See whatLindsay has Four balls to the Wall Sports,

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The Lakers are picking up one ofthe top players remaining in free agency.
ESPN reports Los Angeles assigning forward ChristianWood to a two year, five
point seven million dollar deal that includesa player option in the second season.
Would average sixteen point six points andseven point three rebounds in sixty seven games

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with the Dallas Mavericks last season.The twenty seven year old forward shot thirty
seven point six percent from beyond thethree point arc. Wood played just one
season in Dallas after the Mavericks tradedfour players and a first round draft pick
to acquire him from the Houston Rockets. And the New Orleans Pelicans could be

(45:05):
without one of their guards for thestart of the season. Do you know
why they're called Pelicans? Why becausetheir beats and old more than their bellies
can. ESPN reports Trey Murphy,the third suffered left knee meniscus injury on
Tuesday and will undergo further testing tosee if surgery will be required. Murphy
would likely miss the first couple ofmonths of the season if surgeries needed.

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The twenty three year old guard averagedfourteen and a half points per game last
season after starting just one game isrookie season. Murphy made sixty five starts
for the Pelicans last season. Andthat's your Balls to the Wall Sports.
I'm Lindsay on ninety seven five kmodd, Good morning, It's the Big

(45:54):
Man Morning Show, nine one,eight or six old kmod can also text
bmmss and then what you want tosay to eight two, nine four five,
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kmodi dot com. All right,I thought we do a little fill in
the blank news. I will reada headline and then you guys will try
to figure out what the blank partof the headline should be. So our
first one we have here is powerballjackpot jumps to blank. Powerball jackpot jumps

(46:59):
to blank. It's like four hundredand fifty million or something like that.
I thought I saw something about thatthe other day. I haven't seen it
with it, I know I've beenavoiding buying. It just ticks me off.
I'll go with four hundred and fiftyThat sounds like a good number.

(47:22):
It's like four hundred and fifty threeor something like that. That's a number
that's jumping out in my head.At four hundred and fifty three million dollars.
The powerball jackpot now stands at fourhundred and sixty one million, dollars
after there was no grand prize winnerMonday Nights at Monday Nights, drawing cash
value on that works out about twohundred and twenty three point five million dollars.

(47:43):
Odds of winning, however, areroughly one and two hundred and ninety
two million. Dam next drawing takesplace tonight. Blank Tops twenty twenty three
list of ten best domestic airlines.Blank Tops twenty need twenty three list of
the ten best domestic airlines. Andso was that when you read yesterday lindsay

(48:07):
about your diarrhea? So yeah,I think that they would be on You
don't either, Well, that couldbe on that list and then then that
happens, right, that would suck. It's probably one that's that uh oh,
that newer one, so the Virginor the one that let's go with

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American sure uh. Delta Airlines stopsa new list of best domestic carriers.
The Atlanta based airline ranked number oneon top for on time arrivals, service
and comfort. According to Bounces twentytwenty three Airline Index. Southwest Airlines and
Hawaiian Airlines placed second and third,Alaska Airlines and United rounding out the top

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five. Other factors used in theannual airline comparison include in flight entertainment,
meals and seat comfort. American airlinesJet Blue, Spirit, Frontier, and
the always popular Allegiant also made thetop ten list. NYPD using blank to

(49:21):
monitor Labor Day parties. NYPD usingblank to monitor Labor Day parties. And
I could go a number of ways. Drones would be a good way.
Yeah, Robots would be another way, you know, humanoid robots. Yeah,
I like drones. Drones would makethe most sense of just keep him

(49:45):
buzzing around the staying at the cityand or under undercovers for parties, Yeah,
undercover officers. New York City Policewill be using drones to monitor backyard
parties on Labor Day weekend. TheNYPD says if they get a call complaining

(50:07):
about a large gathering, they'll senddrones to see if the call is accurate
and how many officers they should sendto the location. The legality of this
use of surveillance is still in question. The city has rules requiring the police
to give ninety days notice about howit plans to use new tech to monitor
people, and they have not doneso. I don't have a problem with

(50:28):
this, No, no, Idon't have a problem. If they use
drones, why not. I mean, it's an open space, right spacebook,
But I own that here, it'smy property. Now. If they
take a drone and then fly itinto my barn or you know, through
an open window, that's another thing, all right, right. But if
they use a drone to go straightup from maybe from where they're like straight

(50:51):
up from where they're at, that'sfine. Yeah, that makes sense because
it's they're going straight up from wherethey're at. Like, I don't see
what the big to do? Whois don't here's a way to avoid the
problem. Don't engage in criminal activity. There you go much. According to
study, blank is linked to delve. According to study, blank is linked

(51:13):
to developmental delays in kids and corbin. According to study, blank is linked
to I don't know what's going onhere. According to a study, blank
is linked to developmental delays in kids, words, radio sentences. Let's go

(51:37):
with taftwater television. I think Isaw this story, and I want to
say that it was social media.I could buy that. I could buy
that. According to a study,too much screen time is being linked to
developmental delays and children. That's accordingto a new study published in the journal

(51:59):
JAMA Mediatrics or JMA. Researchers lookedat data from seven thousand kids and found
that two or more hours of screentime increased the likelihood of developmental delays,
especially in problem solving and communication.One year olds were sixty one percent more
likely to have delayed communication skills atage two when they spent more than more

(52:22):
hours in front of the TV orcell phones, compared to kids who spent
less than one hour in front ofscreens a day. The risk went up
nearly five times for children who hadmore than four hours of screen time.
Here's my question. What is definedas a screen? Everything has a screen
on it, That's what I'm saying. So what is a screen? What
are we calling screen time? Ifyou're in front of your TV, is

(52:44):
that screen time? Right? Laptops, tablets, phones, stuff like that?
Blank parade at Buckingham Palace, Blankparade at Buckingham Palace. Blank parade,
Oh my god, A doggy parade? Maybe no, No, let's

(53:08):
go with a trying to think ofall the parades they have a parade for
everything. It seems like, let'sit's true, a Labor Day parade.
It was just Labor Day. Idon't know if they celebrate that over there,
but we need something. Sunday sawa parade of Corgis outside Buckingham Palace,

(53:30):
a tribute to Queen Elizabeth the Second, a year after her death.
About twenty people dressed up their dogsand royal outfits in honor of the queen's
favorite four legged companions. Elizabeth hadowned Corgis since childhood, a braid she
loved throughout her life. She passedaway on September eighth of last year at
the age of ninety six. They'recool dogs, sure, I had one.

(53:54):
What makes them cool over any otherdog? Art? How is it?
How they more smart than any otherdog. I wouldn't say they're more
smart, but they are so theycan't so then they're smart like every dog.
And they're super fast runners with theirshort little legs, faster than a
gram. Actually no, but they'reactually bred for hurting sheep. That's what

(54:16):
they're bread for. I thought thoseother dogs are not Corgies. What's the
blue healer, the ones that jumpafter frisbees? Those dogs are the ones
that were bread for sheep. Hurdyall right? Moving on, Heineken makes
blank beer fridge Heineken makes blank beerfridge. A blank beer fridge, A

(54:40):
portable beer fridge that'd be cool,that would be awesome, like banter reoperated.
Take it with you anywhere you wantto go. Yeah, oh,
I got idea. Heineken makes aall green glass beer fridge c through sure

(55:04):
beer fridge like a integurator. Idon't know. This isn't gonna make a
lot of sense. To bear withme, okay, Heineken. Heineken has
created a custom built PC with anintegrated Heineken beer fridge as part of the
beer brands social gaming campaign in Brazil. THH three G four M one n

(55:27):
G F R one DG three orthe Gaming Fridge is part of the brands
not All Nights Out Are Out campaignto illustrate the social aspects of gamer culture
in the country. The fridge willcool both the PC hardware and the bottles
inside it, enabling gamers to crackopen a cold beer while playing the device.

(55:51):
I can't think of a more outof touch marketing campaign ever, and
I'm not a gamer. Pewter doorgsaren't drinking high again? Even if they
are. The idea that like,you're gonna mix those and take the chance
of a bottle busting open on yourPC. Right right, it looks cool
though, I mean I'm looking atthe pictures, got the tower and the

(56:12):
inside. You got your icy coldanakins, and it's got your glass you
can see through it. Just toopen the door. Boom, grab your
cold beer and gold now okay.Cold Play managers ask for blank. Cold
Play managers ask for blank to bereleased from their contract. A band's pretty

(56:34):
successful, right, Uh. Theyask for their own dressing around right,
their own groupies. You know who? I am manager for cold Play.
They want benefits. Any groupie thatgets with the manager meant to get with

(56:58):
the band and settled. I gotno choice. Yeah, I'm just saying.
You technically could say you slept witha member of Coldplay. Yeah,
they're a member of the team.Yeah, but you go are like,
hey, where's the band? Likehey? And then whatever? Love works
the way love works, right right. Coldplay's former manager is seeking millions of

(57:22):
dollars in a lawsuit that he filedagainst the band. Has previously reported,
Dave Holmes is suing that band foran unpaid commissions and fees for a breach
of contract after the group allegedly refusedto pay him for his work. Holmes
is reportedly asking for ten million euros, which equates to four dollars in America,
as well as a punitive damages.Holmes has been working with the band

(57:44):
for over two decades. Don't textme, I know it's more than four
dollars. Original blay, This one'sawesome. Original blank drummer not joining farewell
tour. Original blank drummer not joiningfarewell tour. I know this one,
Lindsay, who do you think itis? Well, I'm trying to think
farewell tours right now? You gotYeah, Aerosmith is on their farewell tour,

(58:12):
the first one that comes to mind, and then who's the one playing
tomorrow? You're the one that keepssaying it all the time, so I'm
not surprised you don't remember you saidthere's a bunch and you've named one.
Yeah, so I Aerosmith is themost popular. Pretty sure it is Aerosmith
drummer, the original drummer for Aerosmith, will not be with the band when

(58:36):
their farewell tour kicks off tomorrow,the band said in a statement, Joey
Kramer has regrettably made the decision tosit out the currently scheduled touring dates to
focus his full attention on his familyand health. Longtime drum tech John Douglas
will perform on the band's piece outtour special guests. The Black Crows are

(58:57):
set to join Aerosmith when the fivemonth tour opens in Philadelphia on Saturday and
does make a stop here in Tulsa. That's gotta be pretty awesome for the
drum tech right to be able toplay on stage with the band. I
mean, he's probably played with theband right when he's gotten sick or whatever
scenario has existed before. But hewill forever be on the Wikipedia notes as

(59:23):
a touring drummer. Absolutely good forhim. The Osbourne's Blank returns. The
Osbourne's Blank returns. If TikTok tellsme anything, truthfully, it's been five
years since this blank has been around, and now they're bringing it back for

(59:44):
whatever reason. I mean, inall honesty, I didn't know this was
a thing. I didn't either,and because I saw it on TikTok as
well, and I and at firstI thought it was the television show when
it was on MTV, and Ithought five years, it's been all the
air longer than that, but it'sa podcast. Osbourne's podcast Oz and Ozzen

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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, along withtheir children, Jack and Kelly, at
least two of the children, andare bringing back the family podcast. The
second season of The Osbourne's will beavailable September twelfth. The twenty episode podcast
will feature conversations about everything from romancethe true crime. The first season was
released in twenty eighteen. Is itgood the podcast from the forty five seconds

(01:00:37):
that I watched on TikTok this morning. I don't think so well, maybe
gets better. Maybe I just don'tknow, Like, like Jack is damn
near forty. Yeah, he's adad, He's so what he's a nobody,
right right? Like he's just thatthey're going to talk about. He's
just Ozzie's son, right was name? Kelly had somewhat of a musical career,

(01:01:02):
sure, more of a fashion career, I would say than than that.
I don't know what do I know? That show where Jack and Ozzie
went around and like they just traveledon the History Channel, Yeah, that
was a pretty solid I wasn't joyedthat this one's fun too Loudwire polls for
best blank album. Loudwire polls forbest Blank album. They're looking for a

(01:01:25):
band name, okay, h Loudwires. I want to say mostly like rock
music is what I see in thereanyway, So yeah, so let's go
with the shine doown line not ShineDown is a good one, okay?
Or best Metallica album Okay? Thatyeah, I'm sure that they're They've got
quite the catalog and that could bequite the hefty debate. So maybe Aerosmith

(01:01:52):
album since it's their farewell tour.Loudwire is polling readers for the best Scorpions
album. The rock side is askingpeople to vote on their favorite record by
the rock band Yeah until Friday ateleven am to cast your votes at loudwire
dot com. Someone covered Blank inthe style of deaf Tones. Someone has

(01:02:17):
covered Blank in the style of defTones. Very interesting. Taylor Swift maybe
sure, Adele Tell well, yeah, that'd be a good one. Good
see that it's Britney Spears. Maybeeven there's got to be something a little
off the wall, something you wouldn'texpect. There's been rock bands that have

(01:02:39):
covered Britney Spears music before. MichaelJackson Okay, Prince Sure choices Macdonna.
The latest viral rock cover is interesting. YouTuber Matt Glocky has covered the two
thousand and four Hooba Stank ballad TheReason in the style of deaf Tones and

(01:03:00):
I have it for you shut it. Those things ian to sounds like this

(01:03:52):
guy does a lot of them,right, he even did if the deaf
Tones did Rick Astley's never Gonna GiveYou Up. So I'll let you hear
that song to chet des Y.Okay, well, one more because he

(01:04:45):
has another one only in this oneis for Gympy. I want to see
if you can figure out the songaway. I love Hutching yet never I

(01:05:21):
think one of the most piston versionsI've heard. Yeah, rabbit hole man.

(01:05:45):
The content online is just it's fun, unbelievable. And this guy's got
a tone of videos too, Soall right, moving on last one.
According to study, the average Americanhasn't had blank in three years. According
to a study, the average Americanhasn't had blank in three years. Yeah

(01:06:06):
right, A great night sleep,eight hours of sleep. Yeah that I
could probably buy that night sleep,Yeah, full night, Yeah, because
life gets in the way. Yeahsor could also be vanilla ice cream or

(01:06:29):
chuckolate. Cake or a dental visit. Okay. A new survey finds that
only forty six percent of employees feelsomewhat recognized at work and eight percent don't
feel recognized at all. According tothe survey, the average American hasn't had
a raise in three years. Topconcerns Americans have about the workforce include salary

(01:06:53):
cuts, wage gaps, lack ofjob security, and worker strikes. When
it comes to unions, it's aneven split, with forty three percent not
in one and forty three percent belongingto one, and ninety three percent of
them say joining was the best workrelated decision they've ever made. Wow.
Wow three years. When you don't, I want to get it on the

(01:07:13):
soapbox. I'll say this when companieshave asked for more and has seen sixty
percent increases, but not pass thatdown. Of course, people are gonna
want to join unions absolutely. Allright, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back. If you're listeningto The Big Man Morning Show, this
is Tulsa's morning show, mton Goodmorning. It's The Big Man Morning Shown

(01:07:48):
four six zero KMOT. You canalso text BMMS and then what you want
to say to eight two nine fourfive. This is such a crazy story.
I could not I don't love storieslike this because I feel like it
creates a false sense of believing inyour dreams. But the story is amazing.

(01:08:10):
So retired Air Force Chief Master SergeantJuan Lewis grew up in Katie,
Texas, and he followed in hislate father's footsteps joining the military. His
father, Melvin Lewis, served inthe Army in Vietnam during the Vietnam War,
but never talked about his timeline,like a lot of people that served
in Vietnam, so he didn't knowhis father had a son. While in

(01:08:31):
Vietnam, and while in the hospitalbeing treated for COVID, he had a
dream that he had a brother he'dnever met. Quote, when I was
in the hospital in the ICU,I started having weird dreams that I had
a younger brother, he recalls.So took a DNA test and I'm one
hundred percent that bitch, and soonlearns some music reference for those who know,

(01:08:54):
and some shocking information. Not onlydid he find a match, his
brother, Fang Dawn, lived lessthan three hours away. Thong had moved
to the US in the early nineties, just a few years after his and

(01:09:15):
Juan's father had passed away. He'dbeen searching for his family for all these
years, but had never found themuntil his brother matched with them. The
two brothers met for the very firsttime earlier this week. Quote. It
feels like a part of me hasbeen missing, and now I'm connected with
my brother, Juan says, Ilook at him, and I see my
dad. The brothers are looking forwardto making up for lost time and making

(01:09:41):
new family memories together. Unbelievable.That is an unbelievable story. And so
he's on his deathbed, like andhe had dreams about a brother from fog
far far away. I had crazyI had a dream yesterday that I hit

(01:10:05):
my temple on a corner of somethingand bled out all over the place.
So, I mean I had adream that I owned a piemaking business the
other night. Yeah, a lotof fruit pies. Not the best in
the pie world. Fruits aren't thebest pies. I mean they're good,

(01:10:27):
they're good, Yeah, they're notthe best. Better than a mince meat
pie. Mince meat pie is good, it's it's not really meat. Yeah,
it's a sweet pie, sour creamraisins. Where it's at you even
call it minced meat because they usedto. It's evolved over time. Okay,
so now what's in it? Idon't even remember. It's just delicious.

(01:10:49):
That's good for him, though,Maybe we should start paying attention to
our dreams a little more. OfKnow, some people say that they're a
prim they can be premonitions, likethis guy right here, this example right
here. You know, something fromthe other side is telling you what's going
on. I am not that person, right because which ones are the ones?

(01:11:12):
How many other dreams did he havethat he never acted on? That?
We're not even close. Like,let's says kill people, right right?
Why would that dream? Why isthat one not real? You have
weird everybody has weird dreams, maybeweird sexual dreams. Doesn't mean you should
Does that mean you should act onall of them? Well, I mean
if she's not what if it's nota she, I mean, you know,

(01:11:35):
it's it's a new world. Youdo whatever you want, right,
But I'm just saying, just becauseyou're having a dream about something doesn't necessarily
mean anything. It's neurons firing inyour brain, chemicals dumping. Most people
have dreams on their way into sleepand the way out of sleep. I
will admit when I woke up,though, I did check my ear to
see if there was any krusty dryblood. Maybe I had like an aneurysm

(01:11:58):
when I was sleeping, or strokeor something like that. Came out clean.
Nonetheless, I just felt like Iwas like, maybe I should check
just to see if there's any youknow, actual blood there. If that's
the case, then I guess Igotta go to the doctor. I think
you should set up a deer camerafor where you sleep. And so,
like, maybe you hit yourself inthe middle of the night. Okay,
yeah, okay, it's possible thiswas on the couch, but yeah,

(01:12:23):
anything could happen, I guess.But then you have that dream and you
don't know you hit yourself in themiddle of the night. Right. It's
like people that you know pee thebed and then they dream they're swimming,
like right, right, no,you pee the bed getting nasty? Yeah,
right, get some of those diapers. I hear that that thing that
they sell in the morning news,right pad something? That thing was like

(01:12:45):
a thing? What is that youhaven't seen that? It's a it's a
it's a commercial from women with incontinenceand you put it, okay, So
if you you're an to get it'slike like just a constantly running vacuum while
you sleep. Yes, that soundsthe same right now, honey, why

(01:13:09):
is our bill? Our electric bill? Three hundred dollars? And while it's
the you know, the new peasucker thing. Yeah, I had to
plug in last night. It's beenrunning, had the hoover going, right,
Mom told you not bother won't cleaningthe room. I don't take a
lot of inventory about those shows,like because I'm not one, I'm not
a female, and I currently don'thave incontinent so currently, oh well I'll

(01:13:33):
get there. Oh absolutely, we'llall be there. But all it and
they don't demonstrate it in the commercial. But it's a device that has a
tube in the top of it forstorage, and then on the other end
of that tube is what looks likea banana okay and kind of a smiley
face. So it's like a catheter. My god, below a catheter is

(01:13:59):
in your your trap? Right thatthey have to you know, count to
three. They don't ever go onthree things to get it out, right,
we are literally turning into machines whenwe sleep. You gotta put this
thing on the ladies do so theydon't piss the bed. Hey, guy,
you know your c PAP machines,so you're not snoring and dying in
the middle of your sleep. What'snext. Yeah, it's a yurine collection

(01:14:24):
system, a peer wick, that'swhat it is. Peer wick. Huh.
Yes, I've never heard of thishere, peer wick. You've never
seen the commercial it is. Itis a bizarre device that you will Yeah,
this one's got the stickw This hasgot the stick like, yeah,
hold on, I've got it.Empty the peer wick real quick. Hey,

(01:14:48):
don't shake the bed too much,you'll hit the table, You'll spile
the peer wick. Yeah, thereit is, Lissa. See yep,
And I'm guessing you said that somewherein your panties. And as you pee,
it absorbs it, kind of likeif you've ever drained a pond,
right and you set the things you'resome pump just throw it in there.

(01:15:12):
Yeah. Yeah, you would thinkI'm not wanting to go to the doctor
that often, big surprise. Butif that became a problem to words like
I need this machine, I'm goingto like, let's figure this out,
doc, Let's let's let's see what'sgoing on here? Yeah, but what
would be the the other option?Don't drink anything before you go to bed.

(01:15:33):
You have to drink, yeah,but not like right before you go
to sleep. But you cannot drinkfour hours before bed and your body is
still process. Isn't that what wetell the young kids, right, the
young little bedwetters. Now, don'thave anything to drink before you go to
bed, and make sure you goto the bathroom and empty your bladder.
Incontinence is a thing, right that. It is your inability to control.

(01:15:55):
So even if you don't drink anythingthree hours, that doesn't mean your body's
not going to prop any liquids.It's still gonna deposit the waist somehow.
I get it. I get it. Caution create avoid creating a tripping hazard
with the collector tubing. Oh god, oh god, you get up in
the middle scene from ted to butit's your Yeah, this is a thing,

(01:16:20):
man. You didn't piss the bed, you piss the whole room.
Yeah. This is the pure Wickfemale external catheter. Yep, it just
sits there. And they have onefor the ladies. Why don't they have
one for the guys. I don'tthink this is specific that's just the female

(01:16:41):
apparatus. I don't know how itworks for men. Is it like a
cup has to be or like oneof those uh pumps? You know,
let's some guys get it only showswomen? Yeah, well, I mean
they do have something like it,but not made by here Wick. And
it looks like a garden hose hookedup to a penis pomp. It's all

(01:17:05):
that there is. It's all likesay it you put it over your penis
and it's got a long rubber tubethat goes to the other end, and
I'm assuming it empties into a bucketor a pot that you left next to
the next to the bed. Doyou judge your hydration based off how much
is in there? Mostly color?But yes. Marketing photos are so fascinating.

(01:17:29):
They have this on a night's tostand next to a nice bed,
a nice lamp, and then awatch like to sell that one. It
like someone's like, oh, puta watch there, what makes more sense?
You know, it makes more believable. And it ain't an apple because
you know, old people right,couldn't figure out where's the Instagram? I
want to see the Instagram page.I shouldn't laugh too much. I'll probably

(01:17:50):
be endorsing this next week. Allright, we gotta take a break.
We got our top five songs comingup. Tilsa's Morning Show. Yeah,
he's coming right back. Good morning. It's The Big Man Morning Show.

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Four six zero kmo D. Youcan also text b M mess and then
what you want to say to eighttwo nine four five. I'm not someone
who watches the US Open. Iknow a lot of people do. I
know. There's been a lot ofcelebrity sightings. It's just not my thing.
Yeah, one of the matches tookthree hours yesterday. Damn, it's
pretty good tense tennis match. Imean, I guess if you like the

(01:18:39):
sport that isn't a big deal.That feels like an awful long time.
Yeah, for two individuals to goback and forth, right, football taking
that long shore. But there's alot of different players involved that are taking
breaks and whatever. Right, buttwo people, that's it. Yeah.
It says here that the average tennismatch last about forty minutes. Forty minutes,

(01:19:03):
so that's well over three times aslong as of what it should be.
The longest tennis match ever lasted elevenhours and went over three days in
twenty ten. You stop and likego home, go to sleep, and
come back and pick it up thenext day. Right, that's what it
says that they did. Do youget the same ticket? Like do I

(01:19:28):
get to go all three days?Right? You should be able to.
You should be able to because youpaid for the one day and it's not
your fault that they took three daysto play the damn game? Right?
Are you paid for that match?I don't. I don't know how it
works, but yeah, eleven hours? Eleven freaking hours. Is there anything
that you could endure for eleven hoursaside from like childbirths that I'm not getting

(01:19:49):
paid for, right? I meanI guess they're getting paid. Yeah,
yeah, but not the people watchingit though, right, that you paid
to watch? Right, I guessif you think about it, we kind
of do it with like we'll justuse rock Lahoma for examples their music festivals.

(01:20:10):
But it's different. That's it hasto be like the same band,
same band, Oh god? Right? Like football? Right? I watch
football this weekend? H boy?Yeah, I'm turning in my dad card.
I'm watching football all weekend. Right, But you're not gonna sit and
watch the Chiefs play? Correct?Eleven hours straight? Correct? Correct?
Yeah? I can't think of anyI can't think of anything either. Eleven

(01:20:30):
hours to sit and watch. Ican barely sit through an hour and a
half movie. I can't. Ican't even do that. We did that
for Game of Thrones when we wedidn't watch it when it was on and
then when it all ended. Okay, I see that you did twelve hours
non stop. It felt like it. It felt like it's not the same

(01:20:50):
as it done that right right ahead, But get going to the bathroom positively.
Those are all little breaks that theywouldn't get eleven hour met. The
Pittsburgh Pirates star prospect is done forthe season. The team plays Paul Skeins

(01:21:11):
on the development list on Tuesday,which means he won't appear in minor league
games for the rest of the year. The starter will continue training at a
Pirate's facility. The general manager toldthe media. The goal now is to
focus on a complete off season inpreparation for his first full professional year.
In twenty twenty four, the powerpitcher was selected with the number one overall
pick out of LSU and July's draftand signed a record breaking deal which included

(01:21:35):
a nine point two million dollars signingbonus. The Yankees are shutting down Anthony
Rizzo for the rest of the season. New York manager Aaron Boone announced the
decision yesterday after the first baseman wasdealing with post concussion syndrome. Rizzo's believed
to have been injured after colliding withSan Diego Padres outfielder Fernando Tatis Junior on

(01:21:57):
a pickoff play on May twenty eight. Thirty four year old pass concussion testing,
but was placed on the injured listin early August after feeling foggy.
Rizzo batted with twelve home runs andforty one RBI in ninety nine games this
season, and the first regular seasonUSLBM coaches pol is out. With a
few changes from the preseason poll.The top four teams remained the same,

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with Georgia, Michigan, Alabama,and Ohio State leading the way. Florida
State is up three spots to roundout the top five after not being ranked
in the preseason poll. Duke isnow twenty fourth and Colorado is twenty fifth
in the nation. A pair ofTigers experienced the biggest drops in the poll.
LSU fell nine spots from fifth tofourteenth, and Clemson dropped twelve spots

(01:22:45):
from ninth to twenty first. TCUand Texas Tech were the two programs that
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that in at the kod dot com. See if you can't wait thousand dollars
in a trip two It's Wednesday andnine. It means it's time for our
top five songs. Let's get started. It's Timber top five songs this week.
It's the top five songs from parodyartists from Listener. Jimmy as a
Dork, now Here's Corbyn, Hippyand Lindsay What this week's list. Parody

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artist is an interesting title, sowe'll see if everybody agrees that these artists
are parody artists. Number five cameout in two thousand and nine. It's
a song from this American comedic glammetal band from La. They are known
for their profane and humorous lyrics aswell as they're exaggerated onstage stereotypical glam metal

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lifestyle. The album peaked at numberninety eight on the Billboard two hundred chart
and peaked at number one on theBillboard Top Comedy Albums. In twenty twenty
three, the band had a successfulaudition for America's Got Talent. Number four,
Hi I'm on the Top five songsfrom parody artists from Listener. Jimmy's
Dork is Steel Panther and Community PropertySeal Face Liten that I Go out and

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chet m Yay Steel Panther community PropertyNumber five. Top five songs from parody

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artists, Lindsey, what do youthink? I don't know what song this
is? What other song? Thisis parody? To me? Is taking
one song and changing the words.Well, it's Top five songs from parody
artists, not parody songs from parodyartists. Parody artists, but this,

(01:26:11):
I again though, it has tobe a song that I know. And
then yeah, I'm again. Ithink we're still confused. Top five songs
not parody songs from artists that doparody. That's the way I'm understanding it,
that they don't necessarily have to beparody songs, right, just the
artists are parody writers. So whatdo you think, Well, then it

(01:26:33):
would be a comedic artist. Yeah, so I think it's a thumbs down
for me. Okay, Gimby,I agree with Lindsay on this one.
I don't consider them a parody artistat all whatsoever. It's more of a
comedic band. Okay, so thumbsthumbs down. I I'm very confused by

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this list. As Lindsay was goingdown the I don't consider them a parody
band, no more than Dead Milkman, right right, Because they're they're being
funny or tongue in cheek because theydress up. We'll kiss dresses up right,
So what's the threshold they've crossed thatmakes them a parody band? Mister
Bungle, they do funny songs likeright, So what's the threshold that makes

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them parody? I'm not clear?Thumbs down, thumbs down what songs should
be on this list? Top fivesongs from parody artist from listener, Jimmy
is a Dork Text it over tous BMMS and whatever that is to eight
two, nine four five. Numberfour came out in nineteen eighty four,
a song from a soundtrack with thesame name as the artist, which is

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a parody of a heavy metal bandcreated in the eighties. The song is
a double Onendra is a double Ontendrajoke that features lyrics about big butts against
the instrumental backdrop of three bass guitars. Number four on Top five Songs from
parody artists from listener, Jimmy asa Dork is, spinal Tap and Big

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Bottom, last my Mind, HowI Leave this behind? Baby, Let's

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top see I like to single withmy pig talk Me, Spinal Tap and
Big Bottom and number four on thetop five songs from parody artists from listener
Jimmy as a Dork Lindsay, whichcan be definitely as a door because if
you haven't seen this is spinal tap, then you probably wouldn't even know this

(01:29:08):
exists. So it's a big fatthumbs down for me. Gimpy another thumbs
down. Man not a parody artist, make believe band, but definitely not
a parody song or parody artist.Thumbs down. You suck, Jimmy,
You're a dorg. Yeah, Idon't disagree with what you're seeing, Gimpy,
but I do feel like this isparody. They're clearly like being a

(01:29:30):
parody, like Encounters the argument Imade about Steel Panther, but there was
a movie that went along with it, like it was all like conceptual.
It was never meant to be takenseriously right the way I see it,
for it to be a parody song. And you should be a parody artist
if you're a parody song. Whenwe do parody songs, will take a
song, change the words right andand well, there's one very popular one

(01:29:55):
out there that I'm not gonna mention, but seriously that that's that's your threshold,
right, but that's parody artists,not parody song You're describing parody songs,
right, Yes, I know this, so, but that's there's there's
a difference to me by the listis not saying parody songs, which is
what you and Lindsay are describing.Right. But I feel like you have

(01:30:16):
to be a parody artist to writea parody song. True, but do
you have to have a song?Can you write a song and be a
parody artist like a regular song ifyou're known for it. I don't know
about uh, Spinal Tap and andand Steel Panther being known for their parody
songs. To me, doctor Dementowould be my threshold, right, and

(01:30:41):
Spinal Tap I've heard on Doctor Demento, Okay, Okay, I don't know.
I have not listened to Doctor dementtoa long time. I'm not even
sure if it's the thing. Idon't know if Steel Panther right would have
been on that right? Moving on, what song should be on this list?
Top five songs from parody artists fromlistener Jimmy as a Dork. Number
three came out in two thousand andeight. It's a song from a made

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up band based on a TV show. The song, also known as part
Time Model, was based on theconceit of a man who's not very good
at compliments. Number three on theTop Five Songs from Parody Artists from listener,
Jimmy as a Dork is Fly tothe Concords and Most Beautiful Girl in

(01:31:23):
the Room. It's traveling to justme and dance. I'll show you man,
Let's get out of here, Let'sget out. And I can't believe

(01:31:43):
that I'm shiing aback with the mostbeautiful girl I have ever seen, with
a widow. Let's go to myhouse and with a villages on the catch.
Oh no, I don't. I'mtaking this. Yeah, it's so

(01:32:09):
beautiful, like a tree or ahigh cast must use. It's so beautiful,
you could be You've got this tokeep job. Fly to the Concord's

(01:32:30):
Most Beautiful Girl in the Room.Top Five Songs from parody artists from listener
Jimmy is a Doric lindsay, Ohit just makes me so angry, like
that isn't even real. It's afunny song, sure it is. Then
the list should be about comedy songsor comedy artists, not parodies. Parody
shouldn't even be on this list then, because that's not what this is.

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This is a made up band fora television show. It's not real.
So it's a big fat thumbs downonce again. I mean, there was
a TV show, but they putout an album right separate because of the
show soundtrack. So did the Monkeysbecause of the show. What do you

(01:33:16):
think? Give me? I'm withLindsay on this and this text sounds like
Jimmy can't title his list right orfollow his own parameters hashtag Jimmy is a
dumbass thumbs down. That's all Igot to say about that. So this
definition says a parody is a creativework designed to imitate, comment and or
mark mock a subject. Okay,doesn't say anything about original, It doesn't

(01:33:42):
anything about the cover, doesn't it. So I love this song. I
think Flight of the Concords are hilarious. But to me that this list is
confusing. So it's a thumbs downfor me. What songs should be on
this list? Top five songs fromparody artist from listener Jimmy as a dork
texted over to us BMMS and whatthat is to eight two, nine four

(01:34:03):
five. Number two came out innineteen ninety two, an actual parody song
written Are You Commenting? Are Youdoing? Don't comment, just give facts,
Written and performed by an American musician, A song that was met with
critical praise and helped re energize theartist's career. The song is one of
the artist's most successful singles and washis second top forty hit in the United

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States, reaching number thirty five onboth the Billboard Hot one hundred and the
US Mainstream Rock Tracks. The songvideo was nominated in nineteen ninety two for
an MTV Video Music Award for BestMale Video. Number two on the Top
five Songs from Parody Artist from Listener, Jimmy's a dork is weird Alan smells
like Nirvana? Rush from the Well, It's Jarveys brad Jo got so well

(01:35:40):
yess it pays to reverse the lyriccheets so hot? What are the words
on? Ever? Mind? WeirdOut Yankovic smells like Nirvana. Number two
on the Top five Songs from ParodyArtists from Listeners, Jimmy Lindsay finally said

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Yes. Now when I think parody, this is the guy I think of.
He's brilliant parody artists. It's allhe ever did, and this probably
I mean, this should have beennumber one, But I'm going to give
him a thumbs up because in myopinion it's the only parody artist on this

(01:36:25):
list. Thumbs up, Gimby.I'm with Lindsay on this one. Man
like finally, at least the wayI've always been known as parody songs and
we we're not going to go downthe road about artists and songs and this
and that and the other, butthis is it. This is how you
take a song, you rewrite itand make a potty and here you go.
So definitely getting a thumbs up forme. It's weird now to me,

(01:36:46):
parody and weird. Aw it's thesame thing, right, like it's
the goat right With that being said, thumbs down. I don't like san
Choice. I think fat could havebeen better. Eat it Amish Paradise.
Yeah, he's like a surgeon.Huge catalog right, White Nerdy all above
this one good song. Not hatingit, but to me, there are

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at least five other ones that couldhave been the Like Pinnacle you'd want to
show off from Weird al before smellslike Nirvana Number one on the Top five
songs from parody artists from Listener.Jimmy is a Doric came out in two
thousand and one, a song byan American comedy rock duo, which was
first performed live by the duo ontheir short lived HBO TV series. Critics

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have said the song sounds like Stairwayto Heaven. The song was released as
downloadable track for Rock Band, inaddition to appearing as a playable track for
Guitar Hero Live. Number one onthe Top Five Songs from Parody Artists from
Listener, Jimmy as a Dork isTenacious D and tribute This is Not Good

(01:38:01):
great song? This is just atribute. Couldn't you remember the song?
No, this is the trip thegreatest song song. Goo goo goo goo

(01:38:35):
goo googlick goo goo google go gogo good bird. I was doing that
Piper diaby in the house yesterday andmy oldest was like, what are you
doing. I'm like, it's asong. She's like you gotta play the

(01:38:56):
song from him? Like, oh, will absolutely? Let me introduce you
to Tenacious D. Oh yeah,there's many, not that one. Lindsay,
what do you think? Tenacious D? Number one tribute Top Five Songs
from Parody Artists. I like JackBlack and Tenacious D much better. Not

(01:39:16):
a Tenacious D to me, isnot a parody. I think that this
is original. They're an original band. Well all these are have been original
except for except for weird Out exactly. So it's a thumbs down for me
for sure. Gimby agreed, thumbsdown. Should not be number one,

(01:39:40):
should not be on this list.Tenacious D is just all right with me,
never been a huge, huge fan. That song's just all right effor
gently is probably my favorite one justbecause it's funny. That's I mean,
that song's funny. Yeah, tributeis yes, Yes, I don't think

(01:40:01):
so. I don't think so.We teach your soo thumbs down, Uh,
man tenaciously I remember seeing them onMister Show. They're hilarious, but
not a parody. I don't considerthem parody now. They are emulating and
maybe mocking a little bit. Ifthat's the definition we're going on, which
Steel Panthers also doing also kiss likeso like, I don't love that definition.

(01:40:28):
Yeah, thumbs down. Jimmy isa doric. You missed the mark,
my friend. Uh what songs shouldbe on this list? What do
you got there? Lindsay? Allright, so I just went and found
some some people that did parody songsbecause there's not many out there. But
the key of awesome is was twoguys that used to have their own YouTube
channel and they did actual parody songs. And this is one that they did

(01:40:55):
from Kesha, their version of don'tstop vomit up in my hair But I'm
way too sick to care. I'mfalling down miss. But that's not them
singing off the floor. I mean, there was a group of them.
I'm just asking. That's not themsinging. Right, that's a girl singing.

(01:41:15):
You said it was guys, right, I guess that. Yeah,
that's a lie. You won't try. I mean, is it a video?
Yeah? Okay. I hate thiscategory, by the way, I
know parody songs only because especially withYouTube, just because you put it out

(01:41:38):
there. Right, what do yougot there, gimpy? Uh. This
is one from a guy named TimHawkins and it's called Clitus Take the Reel.
I was fishing last Friday on alake in Mississippi in the humid summer
heat, on a boat with mybest friend Clitus, who was sleeping in
the back seat. Will The aswere slow and you were running low and

(01:42:01):
chips and gatoray. It'd been along, hard day filter tug on the
line, and it didn't be attenchingand spinning way too fast. Before I
knew it, I was staring ata ten pounds shiney mass when a child
to pull the fish inside, Ipulled and muscled in my upper thigh.

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I was so scared. But throughmy run, I've been in the air
the cleanest chambery because I can't dothis. I hate this category so much,
at least to me. To me, at least, it's it's it's

(01:42:44):
a parody song and a parody artist. He took an original rewrote it made
it funny. Yeah, for sure. I went with something from the Goat
that I think would have been betterthan uh smells like teen Spirit. Well,

(01:43:10):
I knew I was in trouble.Now my hope of winning sang because
I got the daily double now andthen Mom went blake. I took Bobie
four hundred, and then MA startedto spare. I'm yelling on the partle

(01:43:40):
just tell me now what I did? A twin Yeah, yeah, all
right, Lindsey, what do youhave? Last one? All right?
And the Lonely Island like a boss. Well, the first thing I do
is r But that's by your owndefinition. They're not covering a song.
They are. They're covering like aBoss, a key paid song. I'm

(01:44:05):
not familiar with enough key paid songsto argue this point there. Like a
Boss is an actual song. Yeah, but if you're saying like a Boss
the word, yeah, all yeah, all right, give me what he
got? This one here's crawled,its shad ramp. It's called shoot dirt.

(01:44:29):
Is well. These guys going listeningthe ship rapping. This one's going
on there. Everyone who's saying upto the north Wisconsin moves to do a
most year on this year. Andhere we go, a guy, it's
that time a year. Here seethe packets. Finally here take the fellows
up north and stay in the shack. A week without a white won't want

(01:44:53):
to come back out of wake upearly on opening day. But first I
better finish off a case I tastethan the night Blaine thirds and drinking blast
beer. Shoot there it is,Let's get some deer. Shoot shoot shoot
shoot, shoot, shoot shoot shoot. Sitting my fan way up in the

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tree where Basil ter a n GE double barrel twelve gig he was a
little bull punking for a buck,to hell with a dog, gotta be
with a wood's gotta be with afield? What a great fan gotta get
the idea? Is this any morethan like to me? Fresh Prince?
Okay, what do you mean bythat? And jazzy Jeff parents just don't

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understand how that satirical feel to it? Okay, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe so a little bit uh theone that I have here, I
just paying tribute to Doctor Demento andshaving cream. Maybe why student Screwball Liken
but threw me a glub on shavingcream K nice and clean shave every day

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and you'll always loky. I wouldstand until eleven o'clock on Sunday nights to
listen to Doctor Demento on Rock oneAway KFMW nice. And when I listened
to stuff back, I'm like,I don't know why, all right,
I thought it was funny though.All Right, you gotta listen to us

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five songs, title and artists.You can send it over to the email
dress show at kmod dot com.Untilsa's Morning Show continues next with The big
Man Morning Show on Tilsa's rock stationninety seven five KMOT good morning, It's

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the Big Man Morning Show nine oneeight four six z kmod can also text
MMS and then what you want tosay to eighteen nine four five. I'm
gonna give you your choice, Lindsay, alright, your choice is KISSI KISSI
or tampon kissie KISSI or tampon kisskiss I was thinking the other one.

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You need a majority. Uh So, this officer is in trouble in Maryland
because somebody's been video in him andit shows him kissing. They're saying,
a scantily clad woman with a steamykiss and then joining her and then putting
her in the back of his squadcar. It's a Prince. George County

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Police Department has confirmed that one ofits officers was involved in this viral video
that if you haven't seen it,I just shared it with you guys.
They said they're looking into it.The officer is Friendcesco Marlette. He was
suspended in twenty sixteen over allegations thathe beat a three year old child unconscious.

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What's the for how many punches?This isn't like a tutsi pop question,
but like how many questions? Aone schmack two I'm just being all,
he's not a small guy and thekid was three three as I'm not

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trying to be morbid. I'm tryingto understand the excessiveness right, right,
he shouldn't be in him at all. So that's excessive, just out of
the gate, right, and sohe like, yeah, and you're not
going to kid out. I don'tknow if you should. You don't have
no skill right on somebody your ownsize sort of things kind of you would

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think it. But you can knocka three year old out with one punch,
easy, easy, Not me,but me right right, feel I
feel like you could knock out alot of people in one punch, absolutely,
if you just hit him in theright spot. I feel like some
people have a biological structure that enablesthem to not be knocked out. Okay,

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okay, right, that's fair.Not everybody. If some people are
like, you gotta hit the button, and you're like, oh, the
button's on the edge of the chin. No, some people like it's the
back of the ear, like,and some people you can do all that
and they don't get knocked out.Right justin Gachi's a guy that gets hit
a ridiculous number of times on thequote button and he still keeps moving forward.

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Right, I don't know if athree year old's got that ability.
I'm just saying, not everybody,right, can be knocked out automatically.
Hey, you might have to atleast take two swings because you're punching down.
You're not gonna get down on yourknees to punch a kid in the
face. And I don't care ifthis three year old is the size of
a six year old. What ifhe called him a pussy right? Right?

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What if he's like, you're nota man, you're a beta.
I'll show you can't even know whata scumback. This guy is, no
kidding And why if if, ifthey know that this he was already investigated
for punging a three year old inthe past, why is he on the
four still Well, it says overallegations that he beat a three year old
child unconscious. He said he slippedand I don't know three times. I'm

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just I'm nobody said three times,right, child three year old? Nobody
punched the child three times? No, the child's three years old. We
were debating how many punches it wouldtake to get to the center of a
pop keep Bob. So he's nowsuspended as they're investigating him with this girl

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in the clip, it's on allover Instagram TikTok I saw yesterday. Uh,
he's got a tip, you know, that standard issue shaved head the
police officers get right, He passionatelysmooches to a woman wearing a tiny dress
while grabbing her behind. I mean, you see his hand go behind her,
and I don't It doesn't look likethat scene from Revenge of the Nerds

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with the lambda lambda lambdos are havingthat party and squeezing that girl's ass with
his arm around her shoulder. Theuniformed officer then walked her to the back
of the squad car, helped herinside. Then the officer slid alongside the
woman and closed the door behind them. The part that's weird about this is

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it's like at a park or something, because a bunch of kids are in
the shot. Yeah, and walkin front, and it's not the first
time. If you scroll down,there's a second video, I mean the
video of them interacting and the girlgetting in. I can't speak to what
happened in that one, right,we never see him, So where's the
issue here? It's not like she'sthen cuffs. It's not like he's detaining

(01:51:50):
her and making out with her beforehe you know, puts her in the
back of the car. Yeah.Well, he's a person of authority,
so he can be intimidating. Heis a big beefy dude. Regardless,
he's still somebody who can, youknow, get you arrested and potentially charged
and cause havoc in your life andthreaten you with that unless you do X
y Z. Right, maybe that'shis girlfriend. Even so, that's not

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that's he shouldn't be doing that onthe job exactly right. If the Amazon
guy can't do it at the time. I mean, I've seen a couple
of months in a couple of videos. Well, she doesn't look like she
else. She may have picked upa package. See him on the tik
Kentucky m I want to know whatis the logical explanation for his behavior.

(01:52:43):
Okay, he's high on ecstasy,not logical. People do drugs and go
to work all time. Still notlogical. He took a he took a
boner pill. Not logical. Okay, how about it is his partner and

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he had too much stuff in thefront seat, and so they set in
the back to discuss disciplinary actions withtheir child. You remind you sure.
I'm just saying it's a little morelogical than ecstasy and boner pill. Again,
we're trying to come with a logicalproof that would make this okay passible,

(01:53:30):
you know, passible. Maybe thatis his lady and she's used to
sitting in the back seat of thecar, or he is or he is
whatever, and uh and it's justlike, you know, take your place
back seat of the car. SoI see a dad pick up his kid
from school, he's a police officer. His kid gets in the back of
the squad car, right, sothat it is impossible to be in the

(01:53:57):
back of the squad car to me, not crazy. I thought the doors
in the back of the squad carsdon't open from the inside the inside.
Great point. I don't know.Maybe he knows how to do it,
yeah, or it's you know,he disabled the child proof locks. It
could also be not a transport vehicle. Yeah, that's true too, right,

(01:54:17):
not all police off police cars arefor transporting criminals. So to me,
the logical explanation would be they neededto have a private conversation him.
Who's the woman is really the question, right, who is she? To
him? Yes, if they're ina relationship, albeit an affair, a

(01:54:42):
consensual relationship, then it's fine.What if she's a local prostitute. If
they're in a consensual relationship, nota business transaction, then to me it's
completely acceptable. Was he on break? I mean, wouldn't matter. He's
in uniform using the police car ata public park. At a public park.

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Again, if he's I don't knowthe context of what's happening. Is
he on a break? Is henot allowed to have a private conversation or
kiss his partner right on break?The optics for sure do not look good.
Right, and he hasn't come outset anything at all. Oh,
now he's no new new You don'twant to do that. They're investigating whether

(01:55:26):
you should stay employed. You're aboutto have a philosophical difference. Well,
maybe we'll find out after he getsfired and then gets hired somewhere else.
There's another story about some police departmentin Texas that has been hiring a bunch
of police officers that get outed forwhatever reason. Right, we need somebody
on the force. We'll take you. When you have a force full of

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people that don't think the rules applyright, corruption sets in real quick.
Maybe this is like a rehab programfor officers. Not this video here,
but the one you're talking about.It's like, all right, well,
understand, you guys did some badthings. Why don't you come down here
and we'll turn you into good cops. I think people should get second chances,

(01:56:14):
how web Burn, when you're dealingwith public trust. I feel like
that's kind of a different you canget on a second chance writing parking tickets.
I guess right, being a metermate. Maybe all right, we
gotta take a break. We'll beback with Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right
back, A big morning show,Tulsa's Rock Station ninety seven five kmod.

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I'm a start. I lost mylife that I lost. Good morning,
It's the Big nine Morning Show.Lindsey, what'd you learned today? I
learned how Prince George P. Dpractice the opposite of police brutality. And

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also Delta is the number one airlinefor on flight comfort and apparently number one
for the comfort of taking number two'son flight gimb What'd you learned today?
I learned, Lindsay and I havethe same algorithm, So I'll go ahead
and apologize now for some of theweird stuff that you're probably going to see.
And I also learned if you havea problem wetting the bed, Corbyn's

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got something for you. I learnedcareful. You just had a C section.
You nobody left anything in you?Why are women so dramatic? And
I also learned careful this chip isdangerous. Do you have an id young
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