BMMS 9-9-25

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see Poppy over at the Canes Ballroom on September twenty
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and we have to tell the truth. This morning on
the way and I stopped to get a donut a
quick trip and they had the they were putting fresh

(03:30):
ones in right, and I just they were kind of
on one side, you know, they remodeled quick trips anyway,
and so I just went to get one and I
thought it was a work Like the donut guy. He
wasn't wearing like a quick trip outfit, okay, he was
just being chet yeah, yappie, and he was like, take

(03:53):
a fresh one. I was like, I'm good man, Like,
I don't know if you I just don't want a
good I don't want he hassle. I want to get
my donut and get out, right. I appreciate the kind gesture,
but I just want to get my donut and I
want to pay, and I want to get out of there.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Who's going to hassle?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, the cuminal like, well, let me finish the story.
So like him going, hey, you want a fresh one,
I'm no, because I'm not that person that will pilfer
through things like that. Are out if it's not on
the shelf. I've worked in places like that. It's not
ready to be on the shelf yet. Whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Right, Oh so he doesn't have them in the container. Yeah,
they're just kind of still.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Dolly in the boxes.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, okay, I get what you're saying now.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, and so whatever, I pay, and then I get
in my car. And as I'm getting in my car,
I see the guy exiting with this car. He didn't
work there. That's why I don't see it. This is
what I mean by I don't want to hassle.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I get what you're saying now, Like you take one
off of a rack because it's not in the shelf yet,
it's not in its little cabinet, and you might I
don't want to say be afraid, but you don't want
the cashier clerk being like, hey, those aren't ready for
sale yet. Yeah, they're not in the cabinet. Get your
grubby paws off of my my donut cart.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I'm sure the people at quick Trip, who are always
super nice, would be like, it's fine, I just gear
it's donut. So then I'm like, so this guy was
just was he just like donut hawking.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Just willy nilly giving out all the good donuts.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like he got his coffee and just stood there by
the donut dolly and bizarre behavior. Quick trips are bizarre
in the overnight hours, Ain't.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
That the truth?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
So weird?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
And he's just trying to be a nice guy, you know,
make sure you got your your fresh one. I know
nobody wants a crusty, old, stale donut that's been there since.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
What five o'clock the day before. See that's the difference
between you and me. How do I know those are fresh?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Right? You see the steam coming off negative.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It ain't Krispy Krean, right, you know what I'm saying.
And then as I get in the car, I also
noticed I noticed it when I got out of the car.
Someone was just backed into a spot, sitting in their
car at four point thirty in the morning, waiting for
those fresh donuts.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I mean, okay, yeah, there's could be a number of
things that's going on. There could be waiting for fresh donuts.
Could be a dub uber or lyft driver, just kind
of sitting old truck, old chevy. Ah, well, then that's
definitely a meth deal just waiting to go down.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, I guess you could be waiting for your
ride to go to work. That's entirely a possibility. Just
I've stopped at that quick Trip all the time. I
never see anybody hanging out in the overnight hours like that.
Not that doesn't happen, of course, but I just don't
see it. People are usually get their gas, get their donut, whatever,
and get out of there.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Dude. I pass one two three quick trips on my
way to work. Two of the three has always got
somebody hanging out there, whether it's just one person or
a group of people. One of them definitely has groups
of people hanging out outside of them, you know. And

(07:24):
then the other one. So I pass one on one
hundred and twenty ninth and seventy first usually dead right,
nothing in the parking lot, just the clerk trying to
you know, clean up and do their job. The next
one is seventy first, right before Mingo. Okay, the one
between Mingo a memorial right there by the seventy first

(07:46):
Street depot. Okay, that's the one that's always got groups
of people hanging out.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Good there, it's those two apartment it's in between two
apartment gaps.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, And there's always always people hanging out, and
sometimes they look homeless. Right. You can see them on
their bicycles with their backpacks and they're all their stuff
gathered to go make their next journey across town or whatever.
And then the other one is right over here across
the street, and not as many people, No, they're as

(08:15):
as the one prior to it. No.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
And when I was in the one here, this one
guy was like kind of yelling at the clerk, kind
of not and I just was waiting my turn, and
he just ignored the guy and was like, you know,
so I could pay for my donut. And I was
kind of like, do I have a responsibility to make
sure this guy's okay? Like make sure the clerk's Okay,
I mean the guy was being pretty aggressive. Yeah, and

(08:40):
I'm like, surely there's another person here. They've got plenty
of cameras in those stores. That doesn't mean nothing happened.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Well, if something does happen, they've got it recorded. You know,
you were not involved at all whatsoever?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, No, I don't want the hassle. I don't
want to have to go to court right right.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Right, because somebody wanted to be a dick at four
o'clock in the morning, Right, I've got to.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Be the hey eye witnessed it.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Uh huh. And if what if you intervene with that? Go,
hey man, these guys just trying to do their job.
Stop being a dick. Well that's when they turn on
you and you get stabbed in the face.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Not lettingbody get that close to me. Hell no, I'm
throwing a back of big league chew at you before
you can get that close.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Throwing my donut.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh no, I'm keeping that nice right something. What's wrong
with you?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Right? You throw stuff that's in the store you're not
taking with you. Yeah, two leaders of soda or whatever,
bags of chips.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
A bottle of uh ospy spimanti or whatever, w wine
is on the shelf.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Right Boons Farm, Right, good old.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Pineapple Kiwi wine from Boons Nice Boon's always the weirdest flavors.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Yeah yeah for sixteen seventeen, eighteen year old they are delicious.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Ris is purple passion all day?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh yeah yeah, strawberry BOMs far No purple passion. Man,
there's a shot that has purple passion in it.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
That is it called a hooter purple hooter.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
A purple shooter, hooter, hooter shooter.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't feel like there was rhyming purple cooter scooter
who knows, no, do they even still make Oh yeah,
but we would do these shots and they and it
wasn't a shot of purple passion. There was something to
other liquors I think, mixed in with it, and no
matter what, it would be the worst hangover the next day.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, because all that sugar from the passion. It's grape soda. Bro. Yeah,
yeah it is. You throw some ever Clear in it
and you're like, wow, let's party.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, it probably did have Everclear in it.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
What's made by Everclear? So I mean it only makes
sense you're gonna take an Everclear product to add more
ever clear to it.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Well, they probably, Oh, I don't know if they make.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
It, right, Yeah, yeah, God, I haven't seen that in years.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, I don't know if I've seen it on a shelf,
maybe at a liquor store.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
That's why I'm asking if they still make it. And
I think there's a certain point in your life where
you switch from this hot garbage to just regular boot.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
To other heart got hot garbage.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you stop looking for it
for sure, right right, you're not out buying the Purple
Passion anymore. You're not out buying the mad Dog twenty
twenty anymore. Oh, they still have that shit.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
People still buy the mad Dog. I've been in line
at like four o'clock in the afternoon and seeing somebody
with the pint day of like of like, I don't know,
cherry mad Dog or whatever that.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is, red watermelon.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah yeah, but I've never seen anybody being like, what
are you gonna have to work? Man? Got me a
two of passion?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, right, what do you going to a high school party?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
It's gonna sit around and watch the chiefs play drinks a.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Purple Passion said, no one ever.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You know that you go to the football games and
you pay nine dollars for a beer or whatever that is,
but you never see them serving purple passion.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Maybe they should.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Next time I go to an open bar, I'm gonna
be like, do you have purple passion?

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Do it? Like? Leave?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
They won't even know what it is, huh.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Right there, twenty three year old bartender behind the bar,
they're not gonna know.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Kids early drinkers, like, I think they've transcended purple passion.
I don't think that that's no longer the starter, right, No,
it's just celsius and high noons and things like that.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, selters or beers.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah, more seltzers. Well that's like we would go to
my friend's Heath Heath's house because his parents would let
us drink and it would always be purple passion. And
then we started like buying beast cases of beast or
beast like because you know, to watch your figure, sure,
and just god, it's the nastiest.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, trying to see if there was any kind of
list out there for modern day sugary cocktails like we
back in our day we had the purple passion and
the mad dogs. And you know, only thing I'm really
finding is the same old jive a Pinickylata Margarita's. But
that that that ain't nothing new. So I guess you

(13:28):
guys are right for today's kids. Today's kids are just
drinking TV steadic. Why don't you ask your son because
he drinks Budwiser like a man's yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
twenty two, he'll be uh yeah, he just turned twenty two.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
He drinks drink that African beer.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Oh my god. Man, I went over to his house
for his birthday. Right. I'm a bud light drinker, have
been for a long time. My dad was a full
flavored bud guy. Right. And he's like, hey, you want
a beerd I'm like, yeah, sure, and he hands me
a and why Budweiser. I'm like, oh god, I haven't
had one of these and four ever and I drank it.
It was the heavy. Well give me that and a

(14:09):
shot at tequila. Happy birthday. I'll talk to you later.
So many texts every well, Corven, what kind of donut
you get? I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I have a two go tos there and one of
them is the regular donut cake donut with chocolate on top.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
They're chocolate frostings solid and then uh they do, and
I don't see this very often. They do a chocolate
old fashioned. So old fashion is the denser donut with
glaze on it. Usually you see just plain. This is
a chocolate one they do and it's pretty solid.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
My go to donut at Quick Trip always Apple Fretter,
nothing else. Oh that's it. I don't stray to the
to the chocolate sprinkles or the regular like, just give
me an apple Fredder, We're good to go.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
And if they don't have that.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
Then I am going someplace else.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, he's dying stray.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
The blueberry donut was for him.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Blueberries are great at regular donut shops. Yeah, but something
about Quick Trips. It just like I've had their blueberry
donut holes and their blueberry donuts and struck it just
tastes weird. Yeah, they're they're they're working on shelf life
there right right. This has got to stay good all
day long, well at.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Least a few hours. Huh where they turn over at
the donut shop, right right?

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I know I tried to go with those two, and
I don't do it that often. If I'm getting bread,
if I have my choice breakfast, pizza all day at
Quick Trip Day.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
You can't go wrong, but it's not always available in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
No, all right, we got tickets to Poppy We're gonna
give away. We've got listener emails, and we've got to
tell the truth.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
We'll be back more of the Big Men Morning Juice.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Quikies are stories you may have missed in the news.
We cover them here and put a link on our
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It's time for newsquakies. World news, local news, and news
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Lindsay with what's going on News Quickies from the Big
Man Morning Showing ninety seventy five.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Nurse performed CPR on drunk raccoon passed out in dumpster
in Whitesburg, Kentucky. Misty Combs is being hailed as a
hero after she saved a young raccoon's life. She found
it unconscious in a dumpster. It was full of rain

(16:26):
water on August fourteenth. Now I think they're in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
The raccoon of the dumpster was full of water.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
The dumpster was full of rainwater. Yeah, Misty works as
a nurse for the Health Department. She discovered the raccoon.
It had consumed fermented peaches that were thrown out by
the Kentucky Missed Moonshine distillery. The peaches had been soaked
in distilled alcohol from making the moonshine, and apparently the

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raccoon ate the peaches then fell over drunk into the water.
Misty pulled the animal from the dumpster and performed compression
only CPR until water came from its mouth, and Kentucky
Fish and Wildlife transported the animal to a vet, and
the raccoon recovered overnight and was released the very next day.

(17:17):
I think that people love animals and they do almost
anything for them. But to be honest, if I come
across a dumpster and I see a raccoon, I'm assuming
it's dead.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I'm staying away from it thanks to in general. I
thought she was drunk. I thought she was coming out
of the bar drunk.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
No, it sounds like I'm giving a coon CPR being
passed out. I mean, how drunk you gotta be to
give a coon CPR?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, oh, great question, pretty drunk.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I'm not doing it sober, No, no, no, just let
it go. Man.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, why is this lady walking by dumpsters anyway?

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Maybe she's a dumpster diver, she's looking.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
For the could be I just I don't know. I
I what if it was a dog, Well.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
She probably would have given mouth to mouth too, right,
Well she did.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It was compression only CPR. But I mean if you
if you saw a dog lying in a dumpster unconscious,
would that make a difference for you.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I don't think you're supposed to.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
You're not supposed to put your mouth on for CPR,
and mart it's just chest compressions.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, if I remember correctly, I just think it's weird.
A dog, I'd be like, okay, it's your pet and
her motherly instinct. Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I mean she's a nurse, so I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, nurses have never harmed anybody.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
We do these attributes on people to try and make
it sound better than they are. People make mistakes of
all industries.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, for sure. I just a raccoon I wouldn't have
in a dumpster. I'm thinking it's dead.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
No, he's living dumpsters.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
True.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Bartender stabs patron over tab argument as comes out of Orlando,
where this guy goes to Grumpy's Underground and he was
charged for drinks that he didn't get. Well, the bartender,
Jason Rosario, got into a bit of an argument with
the customer over it, and well, the argument escalates and
spills outside. That's when Jason made some crude and discouraging

(19:32):
remarks about the victim's dead mother. And then that's when
the victim punched Jason right in the face. Well, as
they're squabbling back and forth, Jason pulls out a knife
stabs the customers seven times in the back and then
three times in the head. Of course, police come out.
MS comes out to take the guy to the hospital

(19:52):
where he's treated. He's expected to be fine, and now
Jason is in jail looking at attempted second degree mere da.
Two thoughts.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
One about my mama, that's what I thought about, all right.
And also, man, men have weird relationships with their mother.
That's weird. You don't hear women do that? No, it's
you want with the back to the future joke of
are you chicken?

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Not even clothes, but something about your mama?

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Oh man, oh your mom my mom's dad.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well that makes it more funny, right, It's just a
weird thing to be like my dad. Insult all day.
That's fine, right, my mama.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Comedian arrested on child porn charges. Former Last Comic Standing
winner John Reap is facing multiple child sex sexual exploitation charges.
The Hickory Police Department announced Reap's arrest on Friday in
North Carolina. The grand jury charges were reportedly all related
to child sexual abuse materials please said. The investigation into

(21:09):
Reap was launched after a referral from the National Center
for Missing and Exploited Children, with a tip reportedly pointing
authorities to an online count that belonged to the comic Ooh,
tell a joke now, funny man, No kidding, can't. Let's

(21:29):
just say they get it wrong. Typically they don't, like
I believe, innocent people go to jail, usually in the
child porn thing. I don't know if I've investigated enough.
I don't think that there's no they Usually they don't
arrest the one picture person, right, they arrest the flash
drive and four hundred image person.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So let's say they get it wrong, though. Can his
career recover?

Speaker 5 (21:56):
New that's pretty serious.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
And I know some of you may not know who
he is, and the TV show was quite successful, but
he he did stuff. He was known for doing a
lot of comedy stuff around the NASCAR circuit.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
He was in Harold and Kumar, Escape from guantanam Obey Jane,
The Virgin Blackish. Yeah, nothing major for himself. I guess
he was major for himself, but he didn't like have
any starring.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, he wasn't doing open mics.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Does he recovered? Can he recover his career? If they
get it wrong.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I feel like he didn't have much of a career.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
He had more than an open mic night We just assabised,
you know. But he was doing the comedy circuit around Nascar,
he was on TV shows. He had a career.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, people will eventually forget Okay, gimp No, No, I
don't think.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
You've recovered from when it comes to child porn.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, the only way like Tosh did it when he
with all those the way he talked about rape or whatever,
he just went at it head first, right, He just
eminemed it.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, he was absolutely offensive. People knew that's what was
the kind of comedian he was.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, so he just made jokes about being like people
accusing him of all those things. This guy, you can't
make a joke about no no, I can't imagine there
is a joke about child sexual abuse that's funny. I
can't imagine there is no I can't imagine what it

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Dead ass are fake news? Seems legit?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, but I don't think that's what it was. I'm
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Speaker 5 (24:55):
I'm gonna say dead ass.

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That's fun. I've recently heard that drinking cold water is
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that's a bunch of hooey.

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Speaker 2 (25:53):
I want to say dead ass only because in order
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Speaker 2 (26:30):
All buy it, dead ass.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I'm gonna say fake news, fake news.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
The first scheduled radio broadcast was election results in nineteen twenty,
not a baseball game. Dead ass or fake news. Your
muscles actually tear when you extra exercise, dead ass or
fake news. Your muscles actually tear when you exercise.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I would believe stretch, but tear.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, tears seems a little extreme.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes it does.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Fake news, fake news. Dead ass. Microscopic muscles tear from exercise,
heals stronger, causing muscle growth. Ah, dead ass or fake news.
Eating spicy food can make you live longer.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I've heard that eating spicy food can jump start your
metabolism but live longer fake news.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Studies suggest camp sayson can may have anti inflammatory properties
that promote longevity. Dead ass, dead asser, fake news. Your
brain uses more energy when you're thinking hard. That means
a lot of intent on you know, the thoughts you're having,

(27:48):
not something else. Dead ass are fake news. Your brain
uses more energy when you're thinking hard.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Fake news seems like it's working harder almost.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Brain energy consumption remains relatively constant regardless of your mental
activity level. Fake news. The first ballpoint pin was invented
for airplane pilots. Dead ass or fake news. The first
ballpoint pin was invented for airline pilots.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Hmmm, who else would it be invented.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
For anybody to use?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Someone sick of a quill?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Right? You know how hard it is to load a
fountain pin while you're trying to fly a plane?

Speaker 8 (28:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Come on, I'll say a dead ass.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I agree, dead ass. Laslow Bureau created it in nineteen
thirty eight because fountain pins leaked at high altitudes. Dead aster,
fake news. Eating late at night automatically makes you gain weight.
I don't know if you guys are told that when
you were a little like, hey, you can't eat before bed.
Dead As for fake news, eat late at night automatically

(29:02):
makes you gain weight.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I think it does slow down your metabolism maybe, or
just sits in your stomach. I don't know if it
automatically makes you gain weight. I would like to believe it,
just so I don't do it eating late at night.
Are you staying up or are you going to bed

(29:27):
after you eat this late late meal. I'm gonna say
fake news, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Don't ask for fake news. Eating late night automatically makes
you gain weight. Fake news. Weight gain depends on total
calories consumed, not the timing of meals. We overcomplicate this.
You want to lose weight, eat less calories than you burn, right,
so if you burn a thousand calories during the day,
you need to eat less than a thousand. Don't asker

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fake news. The first elevator was powered by steam, Dead asser,
fake news. The first elevator was powered by steam.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'll say, dead ass.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I'm going to say fake news that it was powered
by volunteers.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Volunteers.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, like they had a choice, they were volunteerd that hey,
hoist me up there.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Uh otis in eighteen fifty three used steam power before
electric motors were invented for elevators. Dead ass for fake news.
Your hair can turn white overnight from shock? M dead
ass or fake news. Your hair can turn white overnight
from shock?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Dead ass?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Sure sounds jit fake news. Hair color can't change that quickly.
It's medically impossible, like a whole strand, like I got
struck by lightning, So this one strand is no dead
ass are fake news? Salt water boils at a higher
temperature than fresh water. Hmmm, Denaser, fake news. Salt water

(31:08):
boils at a higher temperature than fresh water.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I'm gonna say fake news on that one.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Oh, I've ever boiled salt water. I've put salt and
water to boil fake.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
News, dead ass. The dissolved salt raises the boiling point
through a process called boiling point elevation. Deanasker, fake news.
The first submarine was used in the American Revolution, denassar
fake news. The first submarine was used in the American Revolution.
Fake news, dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
The turtle was.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Used in an unsuccessful attack on a British ship in
seventeen seventy six.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Turtle.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Huh no, don't trust me. Guys in a work.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
What we're gonna do is we're gonna strap a dynamite
to this door doga and have a swim in their direction.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Like, so I made this box, We're gonna put it
under water. How would you brief? Trust me?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Just go?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
We got a hurry.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
The first parking meter was installed in nineteen thirty five.
Dead ass or fake news. The first parking meter was
installed in nineteen thirty five.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Fake news.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I wanna say, dead ass. The moment they made cars,
They're like, listen, we got to figure out a way
to charge people for parking here.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
It was installed in Oklahoma City and cost five cents
for one hour. Dead ass. Wow, spicy food actually burns
your tongue, Dead ass are fake news. Spicy food actually
burns your tongue, fake news, fake news, fake news capsay
some tricks pain receptors into feeling heat causes no actual damage,

(32:55):
So dead ass are fake news. Your fingerprints are determined
by genetics, Denasser, fake news. Your fingerprints are determined by genetics.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Hmm, dead ass.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah, that's a tough one, because, like, your fingerprints are
individual to you. But I could see how like you know,
Asians or Europeans or whatever, Norwegians, because that's their genetics.
They have the same sort of pattern, but it's still
just a little different. Yeah, deadass fake news.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
While patterns are influenced by genes, the specific ridges are
formed by randomness in the womb. Dead ass are fake news.
Artificial vanilla flavoring comes from beaver glands. Dead ass or
fake news. Artificial vanilla flavoring comes from beaver glands.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Dead ass, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Castorium from beaver anal glands is sometimes used for vanilla flavoring.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Though rarely today. Oh good, yeah, back in the day.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Rarely does it mean never? Right, it's true. Your body
temperature is at its lowest at four am. Dead ass
are fake news? Dead ass or fake news? Your body
temperature is lowest at four a m.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Yeah, I agree, Like when you're sleeping, yes, And I
think if that goes for people who are sleeping overnight
and are asleep at four am, that's probably true. But
we're not. And I don't know my body temperature when
I wake up. You know, it starts to warm up
your moving things.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Dead ass body temperature follows a circadian rhythm, dropping to
its lowest levels around four to six AM. I agree,
we're up at four m so it's probably not at
that time, but I think overwhelmingly the majority of the
people are a SLA at four am. Dead ass or
fake news. The first motorcycle was basically a bicycle with
an engine attached. Dead ass for fake news. The first

(35:10):
motorcycle was basically a bicycle with an engine attached.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's believable.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Probably, I'd say dead ass is dead ass bicycles like
shut up motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, you'd be nothing without me.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
The eighteen eighty five right wagon was essentially a wooden
bicycle frame with a small engine. Dead ass for fake news.
Pregnant women should avoid all caffeine. Dead ass are fake news.
Pregnant women should avoid all caffeine.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Fake news.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Shouldn't do are two totally different things. So I'm gonna
go with dead ass fake news.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Most doctors say moderate caffeine is safe during pregnancy. Dead
As for fake news, vanilla is the most expensive spice
in the world. Dead ass or fake news. Vanilla is
the most expensive spice in the world.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Fake news.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Yeah, let's say fake news.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think it's one of the cheapest fake news. Saffron
is the most expensive. Spice Vanilla is the second most expensive.
Dead ass or fake news. The first computer mouse was
made of wood. Dead ass are fake news. The first
computer mouse was made of wood.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Dead assad ass.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Douglas Ingelbert's nineteen sixty four prototype was a wooden shell
with metal wheels.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
The first airplane flight lasted fifty nine seconds. Dead ass
or fake news. The first airplane flight lasted fifty nine seconds.
Dead ass or fake news, fake news.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
First airplane flights, So when the Right Brothers are like,
we're gonna get this some bitch up in the air,
all right, we got it, and then fifty nine seconds
later came crashing down dead.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Ass fake news. The Right Brothers first flight lasted twelve seconds.
On December seventeenth, nineteen oh three. Last one, the first compute.
The first video game was Pong. Dead ass or fake news.
The first video game was Pong. Fake news, dead ass

(37:22):
fake news. Earlier games like Tennis for two in nineteen
fifty eight and Space War in nineteen sixty two preceded Pong.
Fake news. We Gotta take a break, We come back,
We got tickets to Poppy. We're gonna give.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Away the Big Man Morning Show, Red Turns.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Gonna play games. Yeah, tickets to see Poppy over at
the Canes Barroom on September twenty second. Get your tickets
Knees Ballroom dot com. And uh pick the flick is
the game?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Sorry, I even like.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Sing?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Sing is the game?

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Current record is will you and I are tied with nine?
Meanwhile he has seven.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Last week's winter that would be you? Good morning, you're
on the air.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Good morning, You're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Mike?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Mike?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
How are you today?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Good?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You got to pick between Lindsey and Gimpy Lindsay Mike.
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Are you ready? Yes, here we go.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
This is a girl group, very old school.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
This is.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Not the mail carrier, but it is opposite of missus.
And you find this at the beach. Bring me a dream,
make him the cutest that I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Bring you yes, bring your dream?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
No? Uh, there it's a person singing to a person.
Very old song. Opposite of missus. Missus opposite is not missus.

(39:34):
Yester night Okay, you got the first part. Now what
do you find on a beach?

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
What people.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
On a band?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Yes? Yes, yes, hm hmm, get off my lawn, actor
and director, yes, yes, yes, yes, uh I wish you
would step off from that ledge, my friend.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Time time time, time, time looks like two is what
we got, buddy, hang on the line. Okay, okay, what's
the face lands.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
We get a lot of texts all the time. It's
probably the clue giver. People say that to us all
the time.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, right, so let's get gimbe's contesting. Good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Jeremy, Jeremy? How
are you today?

Speaker 5 (40:35):
I'll do it, great man? How are you good? Buddy?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You got to get more than two to win the
tickets to see Poppy at the Canes Ballroom on September
twenty second, sixty seconds around the clock.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
You ready, yes, sir, mus do it? Okay, Jeremy, this
is a classic guitarist who wrote this song about his
kid falling to his death. Cheers and heaven haircloffs. You
got it man? Uh? Okay, so this is what Aladdin

(41:04):
rode on Magic Carpet ryde You got it. You got it?
Oh man, this is like wintering, winning the lottery and
then dying the next day.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It's ironic.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
We don't need the it's just get just don't don't.
Don't give me the it's just give you the other part.
The name of the song ironic. There you go. Okay.
This is a black gay country singer about real yes
and the only song that he's known for you got it?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Okay. So this is Jacobe Shaddocks and his band and
if you're not first, you're what Poppa oach? There you go? Okay, hmmm,
this is the rapper early two thousands. Okay, I'm going
with it.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Congratulations there, Jeremy, you're getting those tickets to see Poppy
at Kane's barm on September twenty second.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
You got five.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
That was impressive, friend, especially your knowledge with little nonsnacks
hang on the line. Okay, yeah, of course I wonder
if he was going to cast that. Yeah, this is
the one that Lindsey ended on GIMPI.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Yeah. So this is a tough one. Okay. So let's
go with a A if you kind of have a boner,
but you don't have a full fledged raging boner, you
would say, I have a what Okay, it's also a
known for another name for like a type of large truck,

(42:45):
eighteen wheeler, trying to get him to say the word
semi all right. I believe there was a TV show
on the WB network.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
The lead singer of this band, Stephen Jenkins, he was dating.
They may have been married to a Lissen Milano who
was also in the show.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
How about that, Yeah, yes, or the the fairy Tale
Prince his name was Prince Blank, Trying to get him
say charming and go that way and then yeah, you
lived this life?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yeah, board game, Yeah it came Yeah, third eye blind,
semi charmed life, and then the one he ended on lindsay, Yes.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
This is the yeah, the opposite of high.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Sober.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah, uh yeah, this is a I'm trying to think
of the who the ones that are with him on
this song.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Ah, when you are going to tackle someone, the coach
would say, you've got to.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Blank to tackle them, knock them out.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Your hips have to get low, all right. The record
now puts me in the.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Lead with ten, keeps you with nine, keeps Lindsay with seven.
Golvin says here that the Epstein estate hands over documents
to House Overside Committee. This comes after the House Overside
Committee issued a subpoena last month. The committee requested documents
such as Epstein's contact list and financial statements, and the
infamous birthday book that contains messages from friends for his

(44:33):
fiftieth birthday. Last week, epstein survivors met with members of
the House Overside Committee. The Justice Department began handing over
documents related to the to the case two lawmakers last week.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
The part that's funny that I keep going back to
because we've completely forgotten about this, that there didn't Bonnie
go there is nothing to look at.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Right, but now all of a sudden, there's always been
something a low but to say there's nothing now there is,
I know, right, the whole thing from the very beginning,
the fact that he, you know, got such a sweetheart
deal that he got. It's all fishy, man. It's fishier
than my trash can in here anyhow, what else we got?
US Supreme Court rules immigration operations can continue in Los Angeles.

(45:19):
The US Supreme Court is lifting a lower courts restraining
order against some immigration operation tactics in Los Angeles. The
district courts judges ordered prohibited agents from stopping people based
solely on race, language, job, or location. Justice Department attorneys
argued that order wrongfully redistrict restricted the factors that ICE

(45:44):
agents can use when deciding who to stop. It says
here that postal shipments to the US are down. Postal
shipments to the UNI, let's cheer a mom, They're down
eighty percent. Data from the Universal Postal Union noted that
eighty eight shipping providers around the globe have completely or

(46:06):
partially suspended shipping to the US. The findings come after
President Trump into the the Minimus exemption that made lower
value shipments exempt from tariffs. While it's likely that many
postal services will eventually resume ship mints, it's also likely
to come at a higher price for customers. And then, lastly,

(46:26):
here Tulsa International Airport celebrates the return of Frontier Airlines
with a giveaway. The Tulsa International Airport and Tulsa Kids
partner to celebrate the return of Frontier Airlines to the
airport and I'm beginning on October twelfth, Frontier Airlines will
soon be in option again for travelers. The airline will
be offering NonStop flights to Denver, twice a week on

(46:49):
Sundays and Thursdays. The Tulsa International Airport Atolsa Kids team
up to give away four round trip Denver round trip
tickets to Denver and five day valet parking pass they
giveaway in September four.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
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Speaker 5 (47:31):
Good morning Gimbi. Well, good morning Corbin. You want to
tell us exactly how you feel. You can just use
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. Tiny little microphone
down on the corner. Just tap on that and go
to town.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
All right, Listener emails, you can always email us show
at kmod dot com. We read an email on the
air and you guys get to give advice on what
this person should do BMMS and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. This says, I met you
guys at the cm ALL giveaway. I was telling promo
bris how hard it is to date, and he said
to email you guys. I'm thirty two single, and my

(48:05):
dilemma is I think men have forgotten how to date.
Nobody asks you out to dinner or a drink. It's
all come hang or late night text. I'm not looking
for a night on a horse or a candlelight dinner,
but dang, at least put in a little effort. All
my girlfriends say this is just how it is now,
But I can't be the only woman who wants more

(48:28):
than a hookup or a situationship. Are there actually guys
out there who still know how to take a woman
on a proper date? Or am I living in the
wrong decade. It's email from a woman who is struggling
in the dating scene because they just want to bang.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Men just don't want one thing, and she wants to
be swooned. She wants some pregame before she gives up
the nookie.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Nothing wrong with that, Sure have your standards?

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
So if Brad Pitt shows up or whoever that is
for you and he wants to bang on the first
night and just wants to you be okay with that?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
No, you gotta swim me right whoever your heart throb is,
You're like, no, no, you must take me to dinner first.
I don't know why I'm getting into like a shrimp.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
What is a proper date? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
It's a great question, you know, Lindsey. What do you
think a proper date is? We'll all give an answer
for this.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, I'm a foodie, so I like dinner for sure,
and drinks.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
So drinks then dinner, dinner then drink. Like, what is
a proper date from the moment they pick you up
or meet you there? Like, tell me your proper date?

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Maybe if it is like a first if it is
a first date, maybe you go for drinks somewhere before
going somewhere for dinner. Could have a cocktail somewhere and
then a nice restaurant for dinner.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
What's nice? What is what is deemed as nice for you?
What are the requirements for it to be a nice restaurant?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
I mean it could it doesn't necessarily have to be
a tablecloth restaurant, but that is more of so impressive.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yes, you know you just said two answers. Right, yeah,
you said, doesn't have to butt. So again, give me
your ideal date.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
A steakhouse, okay, yeah, I like I like a I
like a steak I think that you that are an
Italian restaurant.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Pick, just pick.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
You know you're talking to right, a bar first.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Then a restaurant, and so like Magoos. And then some
are quieter, some were quieter.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
See what's happening here, so you can have a chat.
See what's happening here.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
This is why it's so hard to date.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
This is why you can't define it. What's the proper
date for you?

Speaker 5 (51:17):
GIMPI? For me in particular, it's going to be starting
off at a restaurant. I'm not a big fan of
starting off at a bar someplace first and then going
to have going to eat. Okay, I think that at
least in my experiences. You know, you start getting in
on some drinks, some cocktails, whatever, and then you know,

(51:38):
the night kind of gets away from me. Maybe you
guys are talking and having great conversation, you know, over
some drinks, and then well then you're not eating, you know,
and then you're sitting there later on after the day,
like I'm starving because I never So for me, it's
let's go meet someplace first. Someplace that's not fast, okay,
someplace that doesn't have a drive through I think is ideal. Okay,

(52:01):
it doesn't have to be fancy, prosemo type place. If
that's your jive, then go for it. If you can
afford it, go for it. If you're really trying to
impress her by how much money you make whatever, All right,
but a nice decent restaurant. I think most everybody likes
Mexican food, So why don't you go find a nice
Mexican restaurant. You can have the fajidas, all have the

(52:23):
chimmy chenga, it's all good. Then after that, well, let's
go someplace and find a you know, a watering hole
of sorts, you know, I go and have some drinks
and we could sit and talk and carry on the
conversation from there, and then after that, whatever happens happens.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, So first date for me, like, if I'm setting
it up first date, I'm not showing you all my cards,
so I'm not giving you the best stuff, not on
the first date, right, I'm not gonna what if it's
not awesome? What if you're not awesome. What if I'm
not awesome for you? Like, no reason to do all
the best stuff. I'm not gonna love bomb you, right,
So I probably wouldn't do a bar. Maybe afterwards, but

(53:05):
I wouldn't do a bar. I maybe meet at the
bar restaurant, and I would probably try to pick a
very neutral restaurant. Like Gimpy said, everybody loves Mexican. It
just has to be good as far as I'm concerned,
I don't think it has to be amazing. Doesn't have
to Again, I'm not showing you. I'm not trying to
go for the knockout in round one. So I might

(53:28):
pick like, uh, it's so tough because you don't know
the person right right. If they're kind of a laxi
daisy person, I might take them to like Trenchers, which
is a great sub sandwich place, right, do something a
little easy, get to know each other. And I do
like the idea of drinks before because that gives them
everybody an out.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
You mean by that, well, what if you don't like them? Well,
I mean you can get up and leave at any
point in time, whether you're at a restaurant or at
a bar.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
No that's true. But not everybody's cold hearted, right. People
like the option, I think, especially on a first date.
If you said, hey, listen, let's have drinks and if
we having fun, I made a reservation, I can always
cancel it, exactly, make it a little more loose. So
I probably do like an easy restaurant, low five pizza maybe,
and then afterwards, if you want to get a drink,

(54:18):
we can. But I'm not trying to, you know, tie
one on. But also I kind of like the idea
of going to a bar first to see if you
tie one on, because then I know what I'm dealing with.
If we go and you're like shots, I'm gonna be like, okay, yeah, yeah,
Like I'm not. I'd like for us to eat dinner,

(54:39):
and I don't want to you know.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
But to the point that really Lindsey was with is
that it's impossible to name what a.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Proper date excuse me, date is right? Everybody's different.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, reasonable answer, You've got your standards. If that's what
you're looking for, don't compromise. There's a shoe for every foot.
Nuclear answer. Why are guys only looking for hookups with you?
You're a cheating whore and word has got now.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah, they put your name on the bulletin board. This
is great.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Fajitas on the first date is a red flag. I'm
gonna assume you are an attention whore. Right, that are
table side guawk. I'm like, yeah, get.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Maybe they just like the mixture of steak and chicken
between the tortilla.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
You can order asada, you can order a grilled chicken.
You don't need it to be like an announcement. Here
comes your food.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Food, Here, your plate's hot. Be careful.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
The good guys you date have girls, so maybe you
should not have hoard around in your twenties. Okay, a
plane in all the good guys are taken up.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I'm also not a believer in that. I mean, people
can be good people and then get divorced or into
relationship or I know, this is a crazy concept. Learn
your lessons, right. I'm not a believer of the once
a cheater, always a cheater. So I think people can
like evolve and be a different person. If you were

(56:13):
a WU girl in your twenties, you might not be
a WU girl in your thirties, right, So it can
completely change, for sure. Listener email from somebody who says
they they say it's hard to date. I'm thirty two, single,
and my dilemma is I think men have forgotten how
to date. Nobody asks you out to dinner or a
drink anymore. It's all come hang or late night text.

(56:36):
I'm not looking for a night on a horse or
a candlelight dinner, but dang, at least put in a
little effort. My girlfriends say this is just how it
is now, but I can't be the only woman who
wants more than a hookup or a situationship. Are there
actually guys out there still know how to take a
woman on a proper date?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Lindsey, I would like to know more about hers that
you suation. She's thirty two? But is she single with children?
Does she is she divorced? Is their kids? Are their
kids involved? Because maybe that's what's keeping men away. Maybe

(57:16):
they don't want a woman with children. So maybe if
she is single without children, they would look to say
and take her out on a proper date. Or if
she's got kids, maybe they don't want to get that
involved because they don't want the baggage. Unfortunately, has she
tried a dating app? Has she? Where is she trying

(57:38):
to meet these people at meet the guys at so
Uh yeah, I don't know. I haven't I haven't been
single for a very very long time.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Uh so it is.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
It's I'm glad she's got her standards of how she
wants to date. Maybe talk to her friends about a setup.
Do they know any single guys that might be looking
for the same type of relationship that she's looking for.
I wish, I wish I knew more about the dating scene.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Gimbi.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Uh yes. To answer the question, there are people out
here who know how to what you call properly data
at least, what's your idea of properly dating?

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Is?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
The fun thing is is dating is different from everybody.
As we just provided with the example between the three
of us, we all have three different answers. Okay, So
with that being said, that's the fun part about dating.
As you go out with these people, you find out
what you like and what you don't like, and you
go with what you like or what you don't like

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because some people are like that too. Yeah, I say,
just keep on trying, keep on trying, and eventually you'll
find a person that fits what you're looking for and
everything will be all right. You're worrying too much about it.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I agree you are too emotionally attached to the outcome
instead of just put in the work. One of them
is gonna stick. Maybe it's that way with the people
you're dating, right, Maybe finding people online if that's what

(59:19):
you're doing, surely not everybody does that. Again, I'm with Lindsay,
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
God help me.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
My wife get sick of me. I'll have to take
multiple anti anxiety meds. And I'm not a big fan
of this text either.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
We are out there.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
It's not our fault that you choose the horrible guy
to date or go after. Listen, you, as a guy
can think you're a catch. That doesn't make it true
because you may be a nice, polite pull the chair out,
show up with flowers, but also women want that, but
they don't. Can you do that in a way that

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doesn't feel sigma right right? Can you do it in
a way that feels like a man, like a protector
or whatever cliche statement you want to make.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Does it feel natural?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Do you also have a personality You can be a
nice guy and pull out the chair and pay for
dinner and do all that stuff and then go, uh
is that good?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Fun? Is the stake? Okay? Is it all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
You having fun?

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Is this fun hanging right now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So I'm just saying that, like, just because you think
you're a nice guy does not mean you are. We're
out there, like you're on an island or something. Yeah,
you're at the bookstore maybe on a Friday night, looking
at D and D books.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Text here says what effort has she put into going
in on a date?

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
It sounds like a guy text.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I mean, she's setting it up. Are you asking her
to set then? What you want her to pay to?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Tell me what you want woman? If you want sushie,
let's get sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Then that's an interesting take. Like if you were when
you were in the dating scene and a girl has said,
this is what I want to do on the date.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Yeah, would I do at one hundred percent? Why? Because
that's what she wants.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Have you heard the trick on how to get a
woman to tell you where to eat dinner? Yeah, it's
so great. So if you don't know this this trick,
this is great if you're somebody who struggles with your
partner to figure out where to eat for dinner, and
you go, I don't care, where do you want to go?
And they go, I don't care, where do you want
to go? And you say barbecue and they go ew.
This is the solution. You get in the car, you

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say you're never gonna guess or I'm gonna take you
for dinner tonight, and the you gotta you gotta hold
the line right, No, guess is it a place I love?
Maybe take a guess and whatever they guess, that's where
you go, apple peas, Yes, you got.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
It correct, you're right. Damn you're a good guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yes, Oh, you'll make her bad day period Boom, she'll
snap right out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Yep, girls, that will also work with the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah, it's a brilliant move. It is brilliant. We got
to take a break. We'll be back listener emails or
what we're doing. So if you have advice on what
the emailers should do, send it over to us. I'm
starting to notice my folks just aren't the same anymore.
My dad still thinks he can do everything he did
at thirty, but he's forgetting stuff, leaving tools out. He

(01:02:35):
almost burned up the grill last weekend. My mom won't
stop worrying about him, but also won't admit she's slowing
down herself. I've heard you guys talk with Jeff Hensley
about guardianships and power of attorneys, but I don't think
we're to that point yet. The problem is who's supposed
to step up. My brother lives out of state, so
it's falling on me, and I'm torn between letting them

(01:02:57):
keep their independence and stepping in before something bad happens.
They don't want to hear it either way. How do
I handle that? Listener email from someone whose parents are
getting older? Aren't we a cliche statement here? And wants

(01:03:18):
to know how do you deal with that? How do
you bring that up? How do you talk about it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Can you imagine? I can only imagine this is what
it would feel like for our parents, going to them, going, hey,
you can't drive anymore. Like if I said that to you,
you'd be like, I'm fine, Yeah, no you're not, which
is exactly how they feel. I would think.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Do you think that our parents had to do the
same thing with their parents? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
No, you didn't talk to your parents. That's fair, right,
don't talk to your parents about life. Keep that as
to yourself. Right, that's like a newer thing, right, you
damn yuppies. Right, you wait until someone tells you what
to do. It's not an easy conversation, that's true. And

(01:04:17):
I I know at some point I'm gonna have to
tell my kids or they're gonna have to tell me, Hey,
you can't be on the grill anymore. For the record,
I also have almost burned up the grill, right, don't
let that be as long as you're not burning the
house down. Yeah, but shouldn't you be a little proactive.

(01:04:39):
Shouldn't you look for some signs before the house is ashes.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
If the grill is far enough away from the house,
you're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
What is an indicator? What do you think is a
good indicator to know your parents are quote unquote slipping.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
That's a good question. Multiple car accidents, I think multiple? Yeah, yeah,
because everybody has accidents. It's fine. But like, let's say
you have one this week, and then again next week,
and then again the week after that. You see what
I'm saying. When it becomes a pattern, then it's like, Okay,
clearly you're having troubles driving because you've had three accidents

(01:05:18):
this month.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I don't even know, if it's necessarily car accidents, it
might not even happen that way. But maybe forgetting where
they're going, where they're traveling to in the car, or
how to get to certain places. They know they're going
to the grocery store, but they forget how to get there.
They clearly have been going there, driving to the grocery
store for years, but all of a sudden they don't

(01:05:40):
remember the way there, looking for those signs or going
through stop signs. Maybe not leaving the grill on, but
leaving the stove on inside the house, because I feel
like leaving the grill on out side, that's a simple

(01:06:02):
mistake that anyone can do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Done it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
Yeah, same, I've left the oven on many times overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
While I didn't say the oven, I said the stove.
A burner That to me is more of an a
bigger concern.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
So does the burner on the stove put off enough
flame to burn the wall neck? I don't think it
does unless there's something like the cats on the counter
and knocks over the paper towels on top of it.
I don't think that leaving a burner on is that
big of a deal either. It's your gas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Price unless you're forget and leave your and you put
your jello mold on it, right, your good housekeeping text
coming in parents hate being parented, period. I'd take precaution
if you're gonna I'd take pre precaution if you're gonna
say anything the text, What do you mean by stepping in?

(01:06:57):
You can make suggestions, but as long as they are
able to say they don't want help or they're doing fine,
there's nothing you can do. Unfortunately, Oh there absolutely is.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Yeah, put them in a home.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
It's called emergency guardianship, and it's a thing. Got to
get the family together and come up with a plan.
When my dad started going downhill, I had lunch with
my two brothers and our decision was to take dad's
truck keys away and told him his time of driving
us come to it. And God, he didn't like it
at first, but he later decided we made the best decision.

(01:07:34):
That's that feels rough now that you did the wrong thing.
It just feels rough. Yeah, I think it's way too
early to even think about that. A little bit of
forgetfulness is just normal with age. Don't worry until they
they start forgetting familiar faces fully said at right right.
I love that forgetfulness is just a part of old

(01:07:54):
age when you have dementia, right, that's called tolerance.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
By the way, m.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Are we in the same predicament when we were with
a previous email, like, what do you mean by stepping in?
What do you mean by forgetting? I forget people's names
all the time? Dude? Yes, does that make me have dementia?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
Possibly? No, that's totally hit. Yeah, I forget what day
the game is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I've had close calls driving. I have shown up at
the grocery store and gone, why am I here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
To be fair, though you are the oldest personal truead
the youngest looking boom shockingly hard core. Hard conversations are hard. Sorry,
this is the reasonable answer. Start talking to them now,
Ask them what they think is a sign they need
to stop driving? Nuclear answer, Mind your own business. Just
make sure the will is updated so you get everything
they're slipping mentally. Will just accelerate your inheritance before they

(01:08:57):
blow it all on healthcare and a decent nursing home,
or you lose it to a class action law or
to a lawsuit. Right right, Listener, email from somebody who
says that their parents are slipping, and they're forgetting stuff
leaving tools out. Bitch, I leave tools out all the time.

(01:09:19):
Almost burned up the grill last weekend. My mom won't
stop worrying about him, but also won't admit she's slowing
down herself. I've heard you guys talk with Jeff Hensley
about guardianships and power of attorneys, but I don't think
we were at this point yet. Problem is who's going
to step up. My brother lives out of state, so
it's fallen on me, and I'm torn between letting them
keep their independence and stepping in before something bad happens.

(01:09:43):
They don't want to hear it either way. What do
you think, Lindsay, I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Think at this point, since you're the one that lives closest,
you just visit with them more often, just to check
up on them. Don't make it seem like you're checking
up on them, but just it with them more and
talk to your siblings and have that discussion with them first,
and just let make them aware of what's happening and

(01:10:10):
what you're noticing, and then maybe eventually have a chat
with your parents about a doctor visit just to see
a a health and wellness check with them like, hey,
when was the last time you saw your doctor? Just
to make sure everything is good with you guys, and
see if they will go. That's where you start. But

(01:10:35):
just be around them more and then you'll you can
go from there.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
GIMPI, I say, you don't worry about it. Let them
be them and live their lives the way they want to.
Until one of them kills a toddler or burns the
house down. That's it. And that's when it's gone too far.
You're like, okay, you have accidentally killed somebody. It's time
to take the keys away. You're saying, wait for the
extreme thing to happen. Yeah, pretty much, because it's not
going to farewell on coming back. Listen, we think that

(01:11:05):
you're getting old, Well, no, s I'm getting old. Let
me live my life, all right. Why don't you take
somebody's independence away. It's all downhill from there. Let them
live their life the way they want to. They think
they still do it. Let them do it until something
extreme happens, and then you're like, okay, you killed a toddler,
it's time to go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Yeah. My advice is just a skosh different. I don't
think death or their house burning down is a good result.
I think Lindsay was onto it. Have they had a
cognitive test if they're seeing their doctor on a regular
basis that you know, maybe let the person who studied

(01:11:47):
medicine decide whether they're losing it. And I think we
as a society don't normalize the conversation. So I think
you got to start having those conversations early, like, hey,
not yet, but what do you think are the indicators
that you should stop driving? What are the indicators that
you need to move into a home?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Have I killed a toddler yet?

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Yeah, we're gonna need something before death.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
No, then I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
No you're not, because killing somebody and affecting someone else's
life is not a great barometer on change for you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
Listen, I haven't killed anybody yet. We're good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yeah, as I tell my kids. Yet at the time
in your next if you don't stop bothering me, yeah,
I think you got to have the conversation. You got
to normalize that conversation. And if you feel like they're
not listening and they're still doing things, and because they
want to try and quick kill somebody, there is an

(01:12:47):
emergency custody to order. There's movies about this. It's wild
behavior that people do. What does the name of that movie, lindsay?

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
It is?

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
So in this movie a woman that's what she does
is she just kind of prays on elderly and then
takes emergency custody of their stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Oh, we talked about it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
For yes with the chick from Gone Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Yeah, and so what she in the family. There's nothing
the family can do. You've got to go to court.
And she goes stands before the court and says, nope,
they bestowed me the power to be their guardian and
have custody and have power of attorney over them. And
then the person goes, no, I didn't, and they're like,

(01:13:28):
see your honor, they're losing it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I care a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Yeah, it is a crazy, slippery slope that can happen,
and so what if anything you want to do it
to safeguard that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
To them exactly. I remember when my mother in law
first started slipping, and she would come to visit, and
I mean she would ask the same questions about six
or seven times within the hour, and I would mention
it too her, like do you find yourself slipping? And
she would make excuses because her father was a pow

(01:14:04):
in the war, and she would say that that's what
it was. And I said, you know, that's that's not hereditary.
Like just because he was doesn't mean that you suffer
from why he had dementia. Like she would say that
that's what it was with him, and I'm like that

(01:14:25):
it doesn't work that way. So she agreed to get
tested and her cognitive abilities, and that's when they realized, okay,
she's she believed it then that her mind was slipping.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
This text. I'm going to read this because it's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
The Democrats caused all this confusion on what is and
what isn't dementia by saying that Joe Biden is fine. Okay,
couple things not everything's political, You douche bad. The other
thing is the current president is the same age Biden

(01:15:06):
was when he took office. So just think about that
for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
I like the idea of putting them against each other. Sure,
mom's worried about dad, so amplify her fears.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, if they have dementia, don't worry that'll happen. Good
morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the Truth.
We do it on Tuesdays.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Time to tell the Truth.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
This is your opportunity to ask anything you want.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,
and don't forget. We can and will pass on a question.
Let's open up the phone lines. Here'scrvin in the gang
with all the truth you're gonna need.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Eight three three four six oh kmod eight three three
four six oh KMOD. He's the phone number. You can
also text bmms and then what you want to say
to eight two nine four five. Let's sew this online.
What's a common sense rule you think is actually terrible advice.
I'll go ahead and go first. The customer is always right,

(01:16:45):
that's terrible advice to run your business on. The customer
isn't always right. Sometimes they're wrong. That is true because
there are people that will just use that line thinking
it entitles them to something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, what happened to you? Customers always right? Well, sorry, man,
it's not Yeah. I love that. Hmm. Oh no shirt,
no service.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
That's not advice, that's a policy.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Hmm. Common sense advice, I don't know. I like yours
a lot. The customer's hope, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Right, Okay, gimp. You know that is a that is
a tough one to think of, you know, common sense advice?
I don't have any. I'm gonna pass on this one.
How about something easier? Eight? Three, three four six?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Oh kmo D. What is your favorite number and why?
What is your favorite number and why? Lindsey two has.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Always been my favorite number since I was little. I
don't know if it is A the way that it
is shaped, I don't I don't know, but S has
always been my favorite letter as well, like A and
which do they look alike. So I don't know. It's

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it's a good number.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Kim Pie sixty nine. How they mold together so easily?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Great answer.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
Ten.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
I just it was my number in football, in high
school football, basketball, It's always been my number. I don't
have a logical reason.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
It just is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
If you were young, broke and single, what would you
do to impress a date? Your budget forty two dollars
and eighty six cents and your car has a half
tank of gas.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Put on a tight shirt and a tight pair of pants.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
You're like you have an advantage yet yeh, gimbe all right,
young broke a single and I've got forty two dollars
and have to take a gas that's a simple word
going and eighty.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Six cents and eighty six cents. Because that eighty six
cents is very important, I'm going to say we are
going to hop on the bike. We're going to stop
by the liquor store, rabbit twook back, and then ride
out to the lake and watch the sunset.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Oh uh, I'm gonna go by Research and get some
of their chicken in a bucket and a bottle of
wine and go to the gathering place. Feels like, that's
pretty easy. Eight three three four six, okmodor you can

(01:19:47):
text bmms and whatever it is you'd like to say.
What is a word people mispronounce that bothers you more
than it should mine The story is called resers not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Gimp.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
I'm sorry, Lindsay, especially.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
When someone says, especially.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Okay, gimp.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Walmart. There's no K on the end of it. A
lot of people with Walmart.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I've heard walls Mart or Walmart's.

Speaker 5 (01:20:30):
Yeah, there's only one like right there, and it's not
like two Walmarts put together. Yeah. Missouri okay, m hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Now I went to school in Iowa, and I'm not
gonna say they have the best education. We're not fifty yet,
but uh, there's no A on the end of Missouri,
good or bad. What's your most memorable thing you've done
while drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Hmmm? Probably either making it home safely or throwing up
a ton.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Okay, gimp.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
I think laying a bike down on the highway is
pretty memorable.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Burning my junk on a light shining up onto the
building at college, I'll do it. Mary Bank kills sausage
roll long John or a plane glazed donut.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
You know, I've never been a big, huge fan of
the sausage roll hardburn, so I'll kill that. I'm going
to marry the plane glaze and I'll bang the Long John.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Gimbi, I'm marrying a sausage roll. I prefer when it
comes to donut shops, more savory than sweet anyway, you know.
So I like I like the sausage rolls. I like
the meat pies. I like that sort of thing. So yeah,
I'm gonna marry that one long lasting. Huh. I'll have

(01:22:25):
some dirty fun with playing glaze Long John's. Just that's
too much, man, it's too much donut.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
I mean their donut shop in a wasp will fill
the Long John's with whatever you want, whatever they like.
They have different fillings, and I always get a chocolate
one filled with marshmallow. Okay, pretty good, slut it up
if you will. I can't stand sausage rolls. Makes no
sense for them to be in a donut shop. Never
understood them. Why do I want a hot dog for breakfast?

(01:22:56):
But it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
It's a hot dog polish sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
And so I'm killing sausage roll, banging the wild and
crazy Long John. That I fill with marshmallow and then
old reliable glazed donut.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
I'm married.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
It's always available, it's always ready, pretty consistent across the board.
What's your ideal destination location for vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I really lately have just been a homebody. Staycations are
pretty nice, but I really, before I died, like to
go check out Fiji and stay in one of those
huts on the water and see in the room where
they have the glass window on the floor and see

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fish if they swim underneath me or whatever. Just I
think that would be so neat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
We've talked about that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
It's just it. I'm like, that's a long time in
the h Yeah. Kimpy a hotel on a beach somewhere,
oh Man, Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Food's wildly good. A lot of people texting in there
words they get mispronounced breakfast burrito or breakfast sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Lindsay breakfast sandwich, although the water burger breakfast burritos are
pretty good. So if it depends on where I'm at,
but usually it's a breakfast sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Kimpy breakfast burrita very easier to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
That's true. Yeah, breakfast burrito. Cavender's one that they Oh
my gosh, there's steak burritos so good. Uh Are you superstitious, Lindsey, Yeah,
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I'm not walking under a ladder, but I don't want to.
I don't want a mirror breaking in my house. And
maybe if that's superstitious, I don't it is. I don't
want to clean it up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
More so, gim be, I'm just regular stitious.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
So I'm not titious at all. Now super Otherwise, how
far do you let your phone's battery get before you
get really stressed and look for someplace to charge it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Well, it's about I don't get super stressed, but when
it's about ten percent, I will definitely go and charge it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
Gimb depends on what I'm doing. Right. If I'm taking
a little float trip down the river, right, and I've
got that plan and I'm like, oh, cramp, I've got
thirty percent, all right, I'll freak out a little bit
and let's get it on a charge. But for the
most part, we were that bitch down about fifteen percent
before I'm worried about putting it on a charger.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I treat the charge on my phone like I do
my gas tank. Let's see, right, So I have been
times where it's died. Weirdest thing. Everything still happens.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
That's funny how life goes on, right, Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
I still get my car, I still drive.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Go home.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I've still there. Everything's fine. So I don't get too
worked up over that. I know some people do. But
I don't get too worked up on the charge of
my battery because I hated when it would do the
like the iPhone does the slow power mode thing and
I disengage that because I was like, don't turn my
stuff off, right, can't see, don't don't go, don't turn

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my WiFi, my bluetooth off, don't do that. What song
do you karaoke the most?

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Hmmm, probably Midnight Train to Georgia.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
For me, okank Gimbi Bull from Prison Blues.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I don't even remember the last time I karaoke did
it was probably a duet to be honest, so I
only had to do fifty percent of the singing because
I'm that bad, right, I like this, What what's a

(01:27:36):
cheat code you discovered in real life that actually works?

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Putting a paper towel over a glass of water when
you have the hiccups and then drinking through the paper
towel works like a charm.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Did you say they? Did you see they actually came
up with the solution for hiccups, not a wide sale
like that. They came up with an actual solution. There's
like some special straw you can buy that's been like
seventy percent of the time it solves hiccups.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Never heard of.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
I don't know why this isn't news. I don't know
why more people aren't talking about it unless it's not
true and it was just somebody pimping something.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Maybe if I mean, if it's only seventy percent of
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
That's better than anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
I don't know. GIMPI sleep, man sleep, You're much better
when you're well rested.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
When I'm doing a sheet pan, no matter what I'm cooking,
I put foil down so I never have to wash
the sheet pan.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
It's very.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
I don't know why I love it, but I love it.
I feel like there's no work. I just crumple and
destroy the environment. Favorite BMMS activity.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Lindsay mmm, maybe giveaways when we're at the bar, anything
when the uh, the wheel, the wheel is involved, we
slash points in half.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
I do love those so big prize giveaways okay, Gimpy
patio parties when we had those. Confusion is my favorite
when people are like, I don't know what's happening. We've
done that a few times. It's always pretty awesome. I
don't know if it's a BMMS activity, But do you

(01:29:38):
dress up for Halloween and what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Lindsay, I have not dressed up for Halloween, and oh yes,
I have a skeleton for Trunk Retreat. Last year I
dressed as a skeleton.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Gimpy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
I do dress up. It's different from time to time.
So I mean I've gone as a as an inmate
from the Department of Erections. I've done. I have done
the uh, the plague doctor in recent years. Just I
try to do something different every year. If I am
going to dress up, not like, oh, you wore that

(01:30:17):
Consus dome last year. Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Be that guy I dressed up last year. I do
it since I've had kids every year because like this year,
I'm gonna be a wizard because my daughter is going
to be a uh like a fairy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
And the last year I was banned it Bluey's Dad
because we were all blue characters. Year before that, a
Wizard year before that Incredible Hulk, year before that zombie.
So whatever my kids just tell me I'm going to

(01:31:00):
be is pretty much. It's just easier that way, all right,
is putting together an inventions playoffs thing, you know, like
a bracket. Okay, and so I'm going to give you
two inventions, and you got to tell me which one
changed your life the most, and then we'll get to

(01:31:21):
an ultimate winner. Okay, So round one, dishwasher, washing machine?
Which one changed daily life the most?

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
You think washing machine?

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. You don't have to take
your clothes down on the river and beat it against
a rock anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
I agree. Barcodes or credit cards which changed daily life more?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Probably credit cards?

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Yeah, I could agree with that and made life easier
for people just scanning Google scan and Google.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Well, but could they scan and go without bar codes?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
No, you wouldn't have a scanner at the checkout. I
think he means credit card, but the barcode I was
still checking out. Now, maybe it's faster. I just don't
see it as much as it convenience as the credit
card is, I wouldn't be buying anything online, right, So
I agree with credit card microwave or refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Refrigerator micro way.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
Oh yeah, you don't have to worry about keeping your
food out in the snow anymore. So totally refrigerator. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Telephone our personal computer.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Oh computer, telephone. Telephone changed the way we commute. We
didn't have to write letters anymore and wait seventeen days
for a response.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
Right, but then we got personal computers. You could write again,
and you still wait seventeen days for sponse. Yeah, I'll
be the tiebreaker. I'm saying computer deodorant or dental floss
which changed daily life?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
More deodorant for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
Deodorant.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Dental floss, man, you guys have the majority. Dental floss
for sure. You can go without brushing your teeth. You
gotta use dental floss. You could just do dental floss
and be okay.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
I don't know about all that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
I think you could use a toothpick.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
You guys want calm down, I know, zipper or safety pin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
M I'm gonna go with the zipper.

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
O the safety pin man, because you're not zipping up
baby's diapers, you're pinning those together.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Not anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
Well, yeah, but back in the day we're talking about
when these things were invented, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Yeah, but if you ever tried to safety pin a
sleeping bag, yeah, it works just fine. No, it doesn't.
That's how the rats and snakes get in.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
Uh so we have a tie.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
I'm picking zipper, light bulb, and airplane. Which one changed
daily life the most?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Light bulb?

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Light bulb for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
You don't have to burn candles, I agree, Otherwise we'd
be flying around planes in the dark. GPS or traffic
lights which changed daily life more.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Hm, traffic lights.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
Yeah, traffic light made it safer.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Okay, So now round two, machine, washing machine or credit card?
Which changed daily life more.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Washing machine, washing machine?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
I agree? Refrigerator or personal computer.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
I'm still going with the refrigerator for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
I agree refrigerator. You can keep food for a long time,
I think. Yeah, I think refrigerator. Deodorant or zipper.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Oh ah, that's tough.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Really Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
I mean, look, you've said before you don't even wear deodorant.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
I just think problems. I just think problems of life.
Securing two things together or stink one feels very obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Yeah, but like the sleeping bag, keeping the snakes out
things that a news.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Flash snakes can still crawl in your sleeping bag.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Well, they just gott to join near my face, right,
I was gonna say it completely different, but I want
to say a zipper. Yeah, it's probably zipper over deuterant,
light bulb or traffic light.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
Light bulb, light bulb.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
You wouldn't have a traffic light without the light bulb, right, true? Dad?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
And then round three washing machine or refrigerator. Oh, how
was it? How were they in the same bracket?

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
It is not fair. Refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Yeah, I want to say a refrigerator. Man, I'm great
to worry about curing meats. You can still go down
on the river and beat your clothes against a rock, right,
and it makes my avocados last longer than a day.
And then zipper and light bulb, light bulb, light bulb.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
Okay, So of the what we picked, twenty four percent
of players picked the refrigerator to make it to the
final round. Forty six percent of players picked the light
bulb to make it to the final round. So who's
gonna win refrigerator as the invention that changed daily life?
Refrigerator or light bulb which changed daily life the most?

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
I mean, we could talk about it. Yeah, but a
light bulb allowed you to not go by sun up sundown.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
It added hours to the day to complete tasks. It
created jobs, right, It gave so many other things, the
opportunity to like see in the oven, yes, right, to
see in the back of the refrigerator, right right in your.

Speaker 5 (01:37:16):
Closet, just see in general.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Drive at night. Yes, man, So that's that refrigerator. I
mean the argument of being able to not have to
cure meats right and help with Even if you cure meats,
there was still chance of disease and sickness off of it,

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which exists with refrigerators too, but not nearly as much.

Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
You don't have to worry about rodents crossing across your
salted cured meats. Rather they're sitting out in the barn
or hanging from their little smoke shed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
In the smoke shed.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
So what are we picking light bulb or refrigerator as
a daily invention that changed life? I think the refrigerator, Gimpy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
The light bulb changed everybody's life far more than the
refrigerator did. The refrigerator made us lazy. Pop in the
fridge it's fine, instead of having to go out hang
it in the smoke shack. Go out find a crap
ton of salt, so you can, you know, cure your
meats to keep them safe. Yes, the light bulb helped

(01:38:35):
us out way more. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
And with the light bulb, you got to cure meats
after the sun went down. You ever tried to cure
me by some candlelight? Get out of here. You're out
there trying to look for salt with a candle.

Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
Get out of here. Uh huh. Just out there licking
everything until you take something salty.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Yeah. And you know for sure, Corporate America created the
light bulb. They wanted to make sure they could get
every hour of us they could, right, Yeah, I agree.
I think light bulb is the correct So forty six
percent of people picked to the light bulb, then refrigerator,
then personal computer, then telephone, than airplane. Wow on there's

(01:39:14):
one on here. I I'm surprised isn't and I would
I probably would have picked it. And that's air conditioning.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Air conditioning allowed you to live places where normally you wouldn't,
like rip Oklahoma exactly. It made it tolerable where people
could have buildings in infrastructure and businesses would want to
work be here, right. I don't know if there was
no air conditioning. I don't know if Oklahoma or some

(01:39:45):
of these other states that get really hot in the
summer would be okay, Ah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
I have to disagree with you on that one, because
they've been doing it for centuries before air conditioning was invented. Granted,
it made it easier, better. I don't want to make
say it may easier, but it made it better cooler,
But people for centuries have been working in the extreme
heat and the extreme cold.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Sure, people die from heat, right, and when you didn't
have a wave to cool them down, you had to
sleep on your porch.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Ah, you got to listen. You got the crick out
behind the house, You go jump in that if you
want to cool down a little bit, you know, cover
yourself in mud. Yeah, you could do that too. You
see that trough there that the horses are drinking out of,
just to soak in that. Some bitch for a little while.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Another one that wasn't on there, the printing press.

Speaker 5 (01:40:30):
Okay, yeah, I mean it's sure beats taking a chisel
and some stone.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Well, and it allowed people to communicate about other things,
you know, before it all that the government would just
do what they want. By the time it got news
across the Mississippi like, there was nothing you could do
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
It was old.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
You're like, oh, well, what am I gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
That was two weeks ago, right, What do they say, Like,
I want to say that it was like thirteen days
or something like that. After Lincoln died. It took for
it to travel across the country, like thirteen days.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Now we know in like one point three seconds, right,
Antibiotics not on here.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
That one should have been on that list for sure.
Electricity I think kind of goes with the light bulb though, right,
but I guess you wouldn't have light bulb if you
didn't have electricity.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
We might have that bicycle that generates true duct tape?
What duct tape?

Speaker 5 (01:41:31):
I mean it is great, yeah, but change the world forever? Yeah, No,
I I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Steam engine, oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
Yeah. Automobile those should have those should have been on there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Autobile allowed you to move around. Man. I would put
internet up there pretty high. I just wouldn't give it
the crown.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
No, yeah, I had changed some things. That's forty Oh yeah.
Some people would say for the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Yeah, transistors. Yeah, I mean evolved electricity to do things.
This one's gonna be a little bit of a button
for y'all, but try it. I'll keep it holstered. Vaccinations, right,
you eradicated some massive diseases that were killing people because
of that, so like COVID. All right, we're gonna take

(01:42:23):
a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
So remember that that couple that got caught at Coldplay
cheating and totally out of themselves. Yeah, yeah, Uh, one
of them's in the news because they're trying to I
guess save face. They're saying that they were already separated,
okay time, and you're like, ah, doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Was it the CEO or the HR was the woman? Okay?
Her and her old man were already separated?

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Yeah, But also, why are you bringing this up? We
almost forgot about you.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Yeah, because she doesn't want to be forgot about. She
enjoyed the attention.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:14):
As negative as it was for them, she still enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
I don't think you want to be known as a cheater.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
Maybe you think people do, Like she said, there was
already over what they were separating. So when her eyes
she wasn't cheating. We were up right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:29):
She just wants to clear her name.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
Okay, so it's about cleaning it up.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
This list came out of things that you learned you've
been doing wrong your entire life, which is always really
sobering and you always can see how well people adjust
to change when they hear stuff like this And the
first one, I didn't even know that there's a certain
way you're supposed to shampoo your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
What okay, let me guess scalp first and then to
the tips.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
I guess it says.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
I used to get a pump of shampoo, put it
on top of my head and massage it around. Now
you get the shampoo, lather it in your hands, then
lift sections of your hair and massage the roots. Your
hair will be cleaner and less tangled.

Speaker 5 (01:44:23):
I guess that's great if you got long hair, you know,
for a short haired fellas, that just did all blends
in together.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Yeah. I don't know. I just always you know, if
I get it done by a professional, I just follow
what they do because they do the scalp, you know,
and then they work their way to the tips.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I don't care, right, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
As long as it's getting done, as long as your
hair is getting clean, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
I don't even know if it's clean. I'm just believing
that the stuff works. I does it smell okay? Does
it feel gritty?

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
I I don't. I don't care. I'm not eating off
of it. I'm not rubbing it on people's faces. It
doesn't matter. That's where my head is with it. When
when I hear that ceiling fans have a switch for
summer and winter, that is a true statement. Yeah, a
lot of people don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Though my father in law calls me every season two
switch it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Why doesn't he call his son?

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
He knows I do those kind of things.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
You know, the bumpy side of the bobby pin goes
against your head, not the flat side.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
Sure again, Yeah, I don't want to use a lot
of bobby pins.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
I use zero. I don't know if I've ever used
a bobby pin I've used when I try to pick
a walk. Yeah, I was just saying that's a lie.
I have bought bobby bobby pins and use them to
pick locks. Uh, there's a filter on your washing machine
that needs to be clean, okay, where Like everybody knows

(01:46:07):
about the dryer relent one, but there's one for your
washing machine. I think this is only a front facing washers.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
That would make sense because done nut stuff all like
come out in the wash, like in the drain cycle
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
Yeah, but it doesn't. I don't think it goes like
into your at least with this filter thing. I had
a front facing and it had a filter on it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
I don't think mine does. Mine's not front facing either.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
I have a removable agitator on in my washing machine.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Hey, you guys are married, You've been married a long time.
I don't think you're going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
I'll remove it, and when I look at the bottom
of it, I'm like, ooh, and so I will take
that out and wash it. But other than that, I don't.
I don't know where there is an extra filter.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
What is the purpose of having a removable agitator so you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Can do like comforters and big bulky items.

Speaker 5 (01:46:59):
They don't get all tangled up around that pecker thing
that's in the middle of that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
But the whole point of the agitator is what instead
of banging against rocks, it's the thing. So if that's
not in there. How does it agitate it?

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
It's still I don't know, but it's if I keep
the agitator in there, I can still put my comforter
in there, but then it'll always stop and be like
your load is unbalanced.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Well, every comfort does that. Yeah, that's part of the
that's part of having one.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
If I remove that, I can throw it in there
and hit the bulk load and no problems.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
I want. This is how I know I'm old. There
is now a washer dryer combo machine. It's one machine.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Yes, don't they look amazing?

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Yes? And you can put your whole bottle of soap
in it and your whole bottle of fabric softener.

Speaker 5 (01:47:47):
If you do that in it does everything.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Yes, And I'm like, why not get rid of these
two stupid things and get two units that do everything?

Speaker 5 (01:47:57):
You fucking double your laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
Yeah, it feels like a no brainer.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
I have to see this.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
I've seen them before, and I'm like, that's pretty interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
One machine.

Speaker 5 (01:48:08):
Yeah, to washer and dryer combined into one. Yeah. And
I didn't know that you can put an entire bottle
of soap in there and fabric softener. But that's cool. Too.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
The ones I was looking at definitely did. But I
remember being like, that's so good.

Speaker 5 (01:48:21):
Yeah, that's great, convenient for like apartment living. You know,
I lived in an apartment and I thought about getting
those stackable washer and dryers you know, yeah, which they
have them, but because you know, WI fucking go down
there and pay four dollars to do one load of laundry,
wash and dry.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
Yeah, this says a Samsung combo. Oh here we go,
Hamilton Beach, all in one front loading washer dryer combo,
one thousand dollars. That ain't bad at all, not for
a washing and dryer, not nowadays, No.

Speaker 5 (01:48:56):
Considering nowadays, a washer or dryer self will ost you
just that much.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Yeah, that to me, that's that's some game changing shit
right there.

Speaker 5 (01:49:05):
Yeah, Hamilton Beach. Though I always thought they were just
like kitching aplliances, they branched out there, like you know what,
we're going to other places of the house. Okay, we're
gonna take over the laundry room.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
Whirlpool makes one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
I'm sure a lot of companies still Yeah, I just I.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Really like Whirlpool. Okay, fifteen hundred from Whirlpool.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
Still not bad, Yeah, still not bad. At all.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Here's another one though, things that adults have learned they're
doing wrong. I learned a couple of years ago that
you're not supposed to rinse after brushing the toothpaste on
because it washes off the polish. Yeah I knew that
you were not supposed to rinse after you brush your teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
Oh just let her hang out.

Speaker 8 (01:49:43):
You're supposed to, philosophorus, brush teeth, then leave it. Leave
that nasty, leave the toothpaste still, tooth paste film, the
gretty toothpaste film on your teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
See this is what we started the segment, were under
standing how well you're adaptive to change because you think
you've been doing it right.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
I'm not changing that one.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
Why not? I like the way of Bridgeman teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:50:09):
Yeah, like I'm not. I am not. I'm rinsing the
toothpaste out of my mouth. Okay, yeah, no, because you
got to get all the nasty out of your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:50:21):
Yeah, it does feel a lot cleaner, but there's not
a film left in there. I get what the film does,
what it's supposed to do anyway, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
Mean, you can spit eighty percent of the toothpaste out.
I don't understand. You're just conditioned that you have to
use water to rinse your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:50:38):
Yeah, would you put Soap's all right? So you got
your dishes right, and you clean it off with your sponge,
and it's got the soap on there, and instead of
rinsing it off, you just put it up. That's essentially
what they want you to do with your teeth. No,
because what's in toothpaste, they're saying, is for your teeth, right,

(01:50:58):
not for your toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
The same with I mean, even when you go and
get your teeth professionally cleaned at the dentist office, they
still rinse your mouth after they clean them.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Not fully. They give you just enough to get some
of the grit off. And not all toothpastes are like that.
And I think I don't know if this applies to all,
but if it's got fluoride in it, for sure, you
want to let it sit on your stay on your teeth.
You don't want to rinse ith.

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
They got plenty of that in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
For now, right. How about this one, this one, this
is the one that tripped me up. You don't need
to dig avocado pits out like you're removing a stone
from a concrete and risk cutting yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:51:36):
You just squeeze it twice. Well, then you squeeze your
avocado because.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
I thought you always went around. Yeah, and then you
took the knife and went tink and grabbed it with
the knife.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
Yeah, and then you twist it and out comes your pit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
Apparently not. Apparently you can still do the habsis thing.
But the side the pits in, you squeeze twice on
one side, squeeze twice on the other, and it falls
right out.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
I think it depends on how ripe your avocado.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
That's I opened some up yesterday and I was like, oh,
these are a little past their prime.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Okay, Uh, this one I don't think is universal. The
top of your stove opens up like a hood on
a car. Not all of them do, no, Okay, like
gas not gas ones don't. Mine definitely doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:52:20):
Really. Yeah, Well, if the food gets down in there,
how are you going to clean it out?

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
I mean, I have gas. It's I just pulled the
grats up and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
Whether there's a fall underneath, no, Okay, every stove that
I've ever encountered, gas and electric has that ability to
pop the hood on that Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:52:37):
Well, you know, when you don't live in a rental,
I don't know. I can't give you an answer. I
just know that not all stoves are created equal. This
one's also very bizarre. Walking down the stairs. I used
to be unbalanced walking down with many near falls. Six
months ago. My dad told me to step down heel first,

(01:52:58):
and now I'm much steadier. That's how I learned to
go downsteps.

Speaker 5 (01:53:02):
You learned how to go down steps like somebody how
to teach you.

Speaker 1 (01:53:05):
I mean, yes, I was a child learning everything.

Speaker 5 (01:53:08):
Well, I figure just walking does that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
I mean no?

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Or just hold on to the railing, I mean, yeah,
that's I think that's an option. I just learned that
when you double not your shoelaces, you can pull the
long lace INDs really hard and they come untied. Yeah
I knew that. Okay, there's so many different ways to
tie shoelaces. Then I don't feel like that's universal either.

(01:53:33):
I'm twenty two and recently discovered that when blowing your nose,
you shouldn't squeeze it, just hold the tissue lightly around
the nose, then blow.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
Yeah, you get more airflow that way.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Yeah, you're not supposed to close off one side or
in your side, trying.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
To think how I blow my nose? I think I
I do close off one side.

Speaker 5 (01:53:54):
Did you think you're putting more pressure on one nostril
to get more out? I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Washing towels without fabric softener it ruins the absorbency of
the towels so they can't soak up all the water,
and it leaves a film when it dry if it
air dries. So no fabric softener with towels.

Speaker 2 (01:54:14):
Yeah, I don't put fit. I don't use fabric softener.

Speaker 5 (01:54:19):
I don't use fabric softener either at all.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Ever, wash your towels with a cup of vinegar instead
of fabric softener. Huh, I do that, But vinegar will
ruin the seals in your washer. Hard boiled eggs are
easy to peel if you crack them under running tap
water in a bowl of water and let some of
the water inside.

Speaker 5 (01:54:38):
Yeah I knew that. Yeah, put them in ice water.

Speaker 1 (01:54:42):
Okay. When chopping onions, don't cut the stalk end so
you still have something to hold on to. Also, once
you've had it, don't chop all the way through on
your first round of slices. It makes half moon pieces.
That way, it all holds together. Everybody's got a couple
different ways to dice an onion. Yeah, here's my hack

(01:55:03):
for onions is take a wet towel and lay it
by the onions in it. That gas or whatever that
comes off the onion is searching for moisture. Yeah, and
that's what makes you cry.

Speaker 5 (01:55:16):
Yeah, I knew that.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
I used to sweep at a forty five degree angle.
It turns out that you get better results when you
hold the broom at ninety.

Speaker 5 (01:55:27):
Yeah, because you're covering more ground all the bristles.

Speaker 1 (01:55:31):
So instead I do it like this straight up, almost
straight up. But they're saying, do it like at an
angle like this, so you're still getting the same coverage,
but it's probably easier.

Speaker 5 (01:55:41):
The ninety degree is what you do. The forty five
is what they're saying. Not that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
I feel like that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
But but yeah, but you're supposed to stand up.

Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
Seems a little retarded.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
Like a clock pendulum. Yeah, and not at an angle yea,
unless it's a push broom.

Speaker 2 (01:55:59):
Well, I feel like if you angle it then less
dust circulates.

Speaker 5 (01:56:06):
He getting caught by the okay, this one.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
I'm a giant advocate for washing your fruit and other produce.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
I've seen the water thing that spits at the produce market.
It does definitely looks like my grandmother sink.

Speaker 5 (01:56:31):
It's how you build a good, healthy immune system. My friend,
give your body germs to practice on.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
I know there's times where I've washed like cilantro, and
when the water's brown, I'm like, I'm so glad I
did that. The numbers on the toaster are for minutes. Yeah,
they're not for different levels of toastiness.

Speaker 5 (01:56:54):
Okay, I can't tell the last time I used a toaster.
It's been a while. I mean, I have one toast
bread every now and again, but if I do, it's
usually because I'm like making hamburgers or something. I toast
them on the grill that way. Very rarely do I
eat toast just like white bread, wheat bread put in
a toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Yeah, okay, So, cause you're in a healthy world right now,
you got a not when you have a good avocado,
Dave's whatever, protein bread or whatever it's called ef, it's
like got seeds and stuff in it. It's supposed to
be really good for you toast that smashing avocadi on
it salt and black pepper.

Speaker 5 (01:57:33):
Okay, it's so good, dude. Okay, I just take my
avocado sliced mup and just salt and pepper right there.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
Yeah, just like it or on a triusk it. Oh yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
This says that I was well into adulthood before I
finally realized I'd been wearing pants wrong my entire life.
I'd been wearing them on my hips rather than my waist,
and I always had issues with them falling down my
buck being perpetually visible. Yeah, most people don't know you
have to wear you need to wear pants at your
belly button.

Speaker 5 (01:58:05):
Right. I ain't doing it, but it feels uncomfortable and weird,
and you know you get high waters that way.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
Your pants you meet you're buying the wrong pants size. Yeah,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:58:19):
Yeah, it's retarded.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
I had to get a suit, okay, like a couple
of years ago, and I went to like like a
really nice place to do it because I wanted a
suit that fit me well, right, not just an off
the rack Joseph A. Banks or whatever. Right, not that
there's anything wrong with that. All my other suits are
from there, and the guy did it and I was like,
this looks so dumb, and he was like, well that's

(01:58:43):
the way it goes. And I'm like, ah, never mind.
I went to Joseph Banks there. Remember publishers Clean House Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:58:55):
The one that Ed fucking McMahon never worked for. So
they say he did, though we all know he did.
You're fucking lying.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
As there's no proof of that though, well, of course
he's dead. Apparently the people that won are no longer
getting their payments, and they were supposed to be lifetime payments.

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
Yeah, lifetime into you know, a certain amount of money,
and they're like, oh fuck, we can know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
The company went bankrupt and apparently the small print probably
said uh huh, hey, if we got a business, too bad,
so sad.

Speaker 5 (01:59:28):
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do about that? There's
nothing you can do about that. They're out of business? Sorry, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:59:34):
I mean there's something you could have done, which is
been frugal with your money. Okay, yeah, I get that, yeah,
plan accordingly. Yeah, but these people are expecting to get
money for the rest of their life. And like again,
if the business goes out of business, then you they
have no money to give you. So you're fucking shit

(01:59:55):
out of luck.

Speaker 5 (01:59:56):
It is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
Sorry, what was the payments on that of two hundred
and sixty thousand dollars a year for life?

Speaker 5 (02:00:04):
So what is that?

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Like five thousand dollars a week or something like that?

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Still ain't bad?

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Yeah, that's that's twenty thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 5 (02:00:12):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
So if you're blowing twenty thousand dollars a month and
not saving it, you've made bad choices.

Speaker 5 (02:00:17):
Oh for sure you have.

Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
Let's just go ahead and say taxes, so ten yeah, right,
you're still making bad choices. There's no reason you shouldn't
have some money put away.

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Oh absolutely, But listen you you hear that you got
money for the rest of your life coming in. Of course,
you're going to be spending money fast by going out
to eat every day, and you're not going to the
Golden Corral, motherfucker. You're going to the high end buffets.
Yeah yeah, is there a high end buffet? Probably the
ones at the casinos. Yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00:45):
One guy that won, he said, why didn't somebody give
me a heads up? Hey we're going out of business,
because typically they don't like to do that.

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
Right, Are they obligated? Is the business obligated to tell you, hey,
we're going out of business? I don't think they are.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
Oh no, he said he got the money. He's sixty one. Now,
he got the money and was allowed him to retire early.
He got it back in twenty twelve.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Right, So that's thirteen years. I mean he's got over
he's got collected over a million dollars, right, Yeah, two
hundred and sixty thousand times thirteen years, three point three million.

Speaker 5 (02:01:27):
That's quite a bit of cash.

Speaker 1 (02:01:28):
Okay, so keep that in mind. We'll just cut in
half one point five for taxes.

Speaker 5 (02:01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:33):
So the money allowed him to retire early and move
closer to the family. Now he said things are looking bleak.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
But wait, didn't you say he only gets twenty thousand
dollars a year?

Speaker 1 (02:01:43):
No, that was a month. Oh a month. This feels
like a nightmare. I thought this was going to go
on for the rest of my life, so I really
didn't have to worry about money. Nothing is forever, right.

Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
Chances are he helped out his kids, gave them a
couple of ten fifteen thousand dollars here probably bottom new car,
new house, get them set up, make sure they taken
care of. Well, don't forget the church, sir, We got
to make sure the church is taken care of. So
here's a fifty thousand dollars donation to the church. Oh well,
you know the fucking school kid. The kids at school,

(02:02:20):
they need new socks or what the fuck ever. You know,
it's like, okay, well, so you know you think you're
doing good. Oh I'm set for life. I don't have
to worry about it. I'm gonna have money for the
rest of my life and not the case. And now,
because you have such a big heart, you are broke
as fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
You blew one point five million dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
Yeah. Of course that's after buying his own house and
his own new cars, and his you know, whatever toys
he wanted to and probably high end hookers and shit
like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:49):
My wife and I were talking like if we won
the powerball, right, and it was like take almost four
hundred and eighty nine million or some crazy number, right,
And I was like, listen, we're gonna take four hundred
million and just put it away, and then we'll take
eighty million, put it in a different account, and then
we'll fuck off with nine million.

Speaker 5 (02:03:07):
Yeah, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
So like you win one point three, you go, Okay,
I'm gonna have three hundred thousand to fuck off with
and then put the million away. Yeah, because guess what
if he would have put the million away, he could
live off the interest forever. Sure, but people don't think
like that, man, Well that's you're dumb. Furthermore, Susan, people
do think like that, right, and like, that's a great idea.

(02:03:32):
Let's put this in savings. And then you start blowing money.

Speaker 5 (02:03:35):
Fast, right, and you're well, fuck man, I mean I'm
out of this nine million dollars that we had to
fuck off with.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
We got four.

Speaker 5 (02:03:42):
Hundred million in the bik. Let's just go ahead and
dip into that. It'll be fine, it'll repay itself. Blah
blah blah. And the next thing, you know, is just
a vicious cycle.

Speaker 1 (02:03:51):
Yeah. No, you just believe that there's plenty exactly, because
we were talking about something and I was like, I
would buy this, and she gave me a look, I'm like,
we have nine million dollars to off with. What do
you care?

Speaker 5 (02:04:01):
Yeah? Right, what do you care what I do with
my half of the nine million? Right? You're four and
a half million dollars. What was it was you gonna
get it?

Speaker 1 (02:04:08):
I don't even remember. It was probably it was stupid.

Speaker 5 (02:04:11):
Right fucking island or something.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
I mean four and a half million dollars. I gotta
be honest, I don't even know if I need the
four right, I'd be like, I would not upgrade my house.
We would maybe move to get some land.

Speaker 5 (02:04:24):
Right. Would you pay then to have the house you
were in? No? Lift it? No, take your new property? No?

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
God no, But I'm I mean like square footage wise,
I wouldn't need to upgrade it, right, maybe get a pool, right,
and then you got to pay someone to take care
of it. My biggest concern was security and safety. You
win that much, bunny, people are looking for you.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:04:50):
One of the things said that you go and you
change your phone number immediately, like before you call your attorney.
You change your phone number, call the attorney. Don't tell
them you won the lottery, all right, So you'd like
a private consultation with the attorney.

Speaker 5 (02:05:04):
Why case you're being wire tapped, phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (02:05:07):
You don't want people to know you won. And if
you call on the receptionist to sally and Sally somehow
recognizes your name as Corbyn from the Big Man Morning Show,
hypothetically like Corbyn won the lottery. So you're like, I
just need a private consultation about a trust right and
then it does it doesn't raise the flag right right,
and then uh, then it says while that's why the

(02:05:27):
attorney will take care of everything.

Speaker 5 (02:05:29):
You go away, right, Like.

Speaker 1 (02:05:34):
As far as you why would you want to go
molested reference anywhere?

Speaker 2 (02:05:41):
Well, no one's going to look for you there. No
one's going to think of you going there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
No one would think to look at you In fucking
San Quentin.

Speaker 5 (02:05:51):
We'll go there, bora bor or something. But god damn,
I'm here to buy it. I'm gonna turn it around.
The place is tainted forever.

Speaker 1 (02:06:04):
The irony if they made that into a resort feels
so fucking capitalistic.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
Yeah, I could see it happening.

Speaker 1 (02:06:12):
But you go as far away as you you're comfortable with,
so you don't have to be nuanced with people and
you won't slip up. And I'm like, so we would
what take our kids out of fucking school? It feels
like I'm like, hey, I'm not going to show up Monday.

Speaker 5 (02:06:31):
When we know something's up.

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
Yeah, and I and she was. I was like, do
you quit your job? She was like, not right away,
not until we get that ironed out. I know they're
not just going to put a check in our account
on Tuesday. Yeah, Like, no, that's fair. Yeah, she goes, well,
we're not going to rack up our credit card. I'm like, eh,
if you know you've got four million dollars coming your way,
you got damn right.

Speaker 5 (02:06:51):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:06:53):
And I said, I'd probably quit my job, but we
would start like a charity to do I don't know
what creates, you know, give socks to people, right, And
so I could go in and hire people to take
care of all that.

Speaker 5 (02:07:06):
Right then you got to pay them.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
Charity, man, that's all right off.

Speaker 5 (02:07:11):
Volunteer work.

Speaker 1 (02:07:13):
No, they won't volunteer, but that's all right off. Whatever
I pay them is a write off. And just so
I have a place to go once in a while,
have a meeting whenever I want. There's a show on HBO.
It's called Loot and she's married to a rich person.
They get divorced because he cheats on, cheats on her,

(02:07:35):
and that's what she does. She's like, it starts a
charity and goes in and just fucks around all the
time when they're trying to do serious work. It's pretty funny.
It's what's one of the women from Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 5 (02:07:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:07:49):
And so she was like, well, what are you splurging on?
What do you what's the thing you're gonna splurge on
if you're don't one upgrade the house?

Speaker 5 (02:07:55):
And what do you?

Speaker 1 (02:07:57):
What are you splurging on? And because I maybe I
would buy nicer clothes, it's just I know it's a
slippery slope, right, So I said, uh, I'm definitely getting
the car I want, maybe two, that's probably what I
would do.

Speaker 2 (02:08:11):
Yeah, a weekend car, weekday car.

Speaker 1 (02:08:15):
Probably really nice big truck.

Speaker 5 (02:08:20):
Right, something practical and then something and then an escalade.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
And then an escalade, Yeah, Denali escalade.

Speaker 5 (02:08:27):
Yeah you got the money, Why the hell not.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
Dude, I want one of those. They're one hundred and
some one thousand dollars. That's the fucking most retarded thing.

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
Fuck all that.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
I'll be driving, especially in pickup line for kids, and
I'll be behind one and I'll go that was my
first house.

Speaker 5 (02:08:44):
Yeah. Yeah, And they're just rolling around like it ain't nothing, fucking.

Speaker 2 (02:08:48):
Bumping into shit more than my first house.

Speaker 1 (02:08:51):
Fucking crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:08:52):
Yeah, as long as you can afford that payment, that's
what they're looking at. I highly doubt they paid straight
up cash that vehicle.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
No, that's an excellent point, because you paid interest, so
you paid two hundred dollars exactly exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:09:06):
But you can afford the payment. You can afford the
six hundred dollars seven hundred dollars a month payment, you know,
like that fucking wild.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
Don't worry, I won fourteen dollars. We're fucking fine. We're
going to Bully, We're going to Sizzler.

Speaker 5 (02:09:21):
Well, I am bye, get you all you can eat
popcorn for him.

Speaker 1 (02:09:27):
I'll take extra mints though.

Speaker 5 (02:09:29):
When I leave?

Speaker 1 (02:09:30):
Is that a great week?

Speaker 2 (02:09:31):
Seyy?

Speaker 5 (02:09:31):
Bye bye

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