Rosie's Friday Leftovers

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Friday. Fake news you can trust from the Babylon Bee.
The International Olympic Committee announces a new event for the
twenty twenty eight Games in Los Angeles, women's parallel parking,
and liberal judge orders Sidney Sweeney to gain one hundred

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pounds and get one of those butch haircuts now for
the real thing. Three days after the Fremont factory blew up,
killing an employee and two young girls, the owner goes
public Horizon Bio manufacture of the toxic biofuel wood pellets, says,
we will fully co operate with state and federal investigators.

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The place is still smoldering. We may see smoke from
it for another week. Fire Marshall believes it was an
accidental dust explosion, which in these pellet plants is frighteningly common.
In twenty twenty four, there were nine. We also know
more about the two girls. One was the employee's daughter,
the other his stepdaughter. Omaha Mayor John Ewing is borrowing

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from his own debt. Announced plans to channel some of
the expected but not collected increased property tax from the
seven hundred million dollar street car one hundred percent borrowed
money to pay for low income housing. This after forty
million in COVID and HUD funds have come to Omaha
for low cost housing. And remember the four hundred million

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the unicamer gave to North and South Omaha two years ago,
which was supposed to midwife economic development. Maybe we should
tap the brakes on new purchases until we pay off
a few of these credit cards. Mark Johnston, the retired ophthalmologist,
could see it with both eyes. No chance to win
a seat in Congress, so the no name Democrat pulls

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out ninety days after he got in living nightmare at
an amusement park in Jetta, Saudi Arabia, a gigantic fairground ride,
the three hundred and sixty Big Angulum ride carrying thirty
buckled in mid flight. The carousel slammed into the other end.
Injuring twenty three three, Critically, Chicago is still mourning the

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death of beloved baseball star Ryan Sandberg of prostate cancer.
Well in addition to being recruited by Tom Osburn to
play football at Nebraska, Sandberg's high school coach in Spokane,
Washington was the late Art Bauer, former Husker who when
coaching football at Lincoln Northeast High School was named Prep

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Coach of the Year in nineteen sixty four. Medical pop
star Justin Timberlake has lime disease. Critics of his recent
tour performances described them as lazy and tired. Lime does
that and more usually get it from a tick bite.
It's no fun more. Medical study just out from the
National Academy of Science asks why do fat people stay

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fat even after exercise? Researchers found it's not the calories
we burn, the calories we take in the magic formula,
exercise and eat less of everything. If you're head to
do a job interview, here's a tip. Interview them. Ask
them the questions best ones right from the start. Why

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are you interviewing me? What will be true about this
business in a year if I work here? And how
will you know I'm the right hire? Do that, and
they'll try to sell themselves to you. And then there
were two American company's worth at least four trillion dollars.
First Nvidia, now this week, thanks to the AI boom, Microsoft,

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When we rent space on the cloud, good chance it's
going to Microsoft. Each family that lives in the White
House leaves a little something behind a tree some artwork
National Treasure. Donald Trump is leaving a new ballroom East Wing,
ninety thousand square feet opulent to host big state dinners
and receptions. Done in two years, two one hundred million

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all donated. The hottest thing in retail these days is
a new iPhone. In Q two, we bought ninety four
billion worth. That's up ten percent from a year ago.
Seems we're afraid of tariffs. This week's tournament of rosies
belongs to Jim and Sherry Hofker of Eagle, Nebraska. Today
makes fifty one more Sign of the Times meme sent

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in by listener Rob My teacher told me guns kill people.
I told her my pencil failed the math test