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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look around. You think the country could use a laugh.
We've got certified metal cases running a monk in Traverse City, Michigan,
stabbing people in a walmart. We got guys walking through
New York City in broad daylight with a long rifle
shooting five people. And a study shows that half our
dogs are overweight. It's rough. When was the last time
you had an out loud belly laugh. Well, get ready,
(00:22):
here it comes.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I ordered the McNuggets. And by the way, when we
started McDonald's I got along very well with Ronald McDonald.
You know, we were going to found it together. It
was going to be called ron and don Or. They
were just going to call it Donald's. But I said,
now this is going to be yours. It's McDonald's. But
I want the McNuggets. You know, I came up with
the idea for the McNugget. I invented the McNugget, and
(00:44):
we did a tremendous job together. But they gave me
a filet of fish. We're going to say this order
is wrong. We don't want the filet fish. We want
the ten piece McNugget. We actually want a twenty piece McNugget.
Because ROSSI o'donald is taking along and sheets a lot.
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That is Sean Farrash, a thirty two year old door
to door direct TV salesman who is the hottest thing
on social media. He does Trump better than Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, you know, I drink diacoc a lot, right, I
have a diet coke button on the desk. A lot
of people thought I was calling myself huge. But there's
an exception to every rule. You know. I got along
very well with Zeus and Apollo, these are Greek gods,
and they said to me, sir, what is your secret?
You look incredible? I said, I play a lot of golf,
I eat a lot of McDonald's. The big max are
(01:29):
out of control of the diet coke. No calories, right,
no calories.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Some have tried to do Trump, some have come close.
This guy's out of the world.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And so I put Zeus, and I put Apollo, and
I put Neptune. Got along well with Neptune. I put
them on my plan and they look great. But everybody
else who I see drinking a diet coke is huge.
They're slobs. They look like Chris Christie grew.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Up on Long Island, was just an average kid who's
claim to fame was that he made the varsity golf team.
But he had a thing for radio. He used to
pretend DJ all the time. A parent teacher conference, his
English teacher told his mom, I think Sean wants to
be a DJ. And that's not a compliment, it's all
He could do. Earned a radio degree from host University,
which got him a job at a local Sherwin Williams
(02:13):
driving a paint delivery truck. The Trump stuff happened naturally
at a company bowling event. He channeled Trump when the
guy in the next lane rolled a strike. Everybody laughed.
By now he was selling direct TV subscriptions door to door.
Foresh Test drove his Trump on sales calls. It worked, says,
it actually helped him close sales. In a Trump voice,
(02:35):
He'd assure them they'd never have to watch CNN. And
when COVID struck, he started doing videos. They went viral big.
He writes his own material.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Or Stacy Abrams right, who you know? I used to
call her the Beast of the Southeast, but now we
call her because she's a bunker buster, thirty thousand pound
bunker buster. And we dropped her on Iran with that
gap between the teacher. She was whistling all the way down.
Now we call her the to the Middle East sou
But and she drinks a lot of diet coke, among
(03:04):
other things. But no thin people drink diet coke except
yours truly. And I happen to be in phenomenal shape.
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Now. Does the President know about him? Yes? Back in
twenty three, some Trump friends invited Farash to be a
part of a charity gig at Trump's New Jersey country club.
Presidents showed up and cracked the big smile when Faresh
started in. He does commercials as Trump, which means he's
been censored, which, of course turbo charges his popularity. He
is political, He's very maga, but mostly free speech. TikTok
(03:36):
and X made Sean Ferish plans to make her run
at this. Gonna need to do more voices, but if
he can, he might have to give up his sales job.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz where Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz where
every wan is welcome. You see what I did there? Chomp, chop, chomp.
We have the greatest gators. Nobody's ever seen gators like
this little very well with them, by the way. But
we have the greatest and biggest and strongest alligators with
(04:04):
the biggest teeth. Their teeth are bigger than Kathy Hoockels teeth.
You know. I call her the bucktoothed, boattox banded of Buffalo,
and she's got huge teeth, the wicked witch of the Northeast.
You look at her, and these gators teeth are bigger
and they keep them in their mouth unlike another bloodthirsty
reptile by the name of Nancy Pelosi. You know, you
(04:26):
need a win she a wiper to get through a
conversation with her, because she's spitting all the time. She
spits like nobody's ever seen before. It's a really horrible thing.
And we also have big, beautiful snakes. You know, you
have the snakes out there in the Everglades. Alligator Alcatraz
is open and ready for business. It's officially ready to go.
(04:47):
Everyone is welcome and no one will be left beyond
that much, I can tell you. So. Thank you God,
Bless you, God, bless America, and thank you for your
attention to this matter.
Look around. You think the country could use a laugh.
We've got certified metal cases running a monk in Traverse City, Michigan,
stabbing people in a walmart. We got guys walking through
New York City in broad daylight with a long rifle
shooting five people. And a study shows that half our
dogs are overweight. It's rough. When was the last time
you had an out loud belly laugh. Well, get ready,
(00:22):
here it comes.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I ordered the McNuggets. And by the way, when we
started McDonald's I got along very well with Ronald McDonald.
You know, we were going to found it together. It
was going to be called ron and don Or. They
were just going to call it Donald's. But I said,
now this is going to be yours. It's McDonald's. But
I want the McNuggets. You know, I came up with
the idea for the McNugget. I invented the McNugget, and
(00:44):
we did a tremendous job together. But they gave me
a filet of fish. We're going to say this order
is wrong. We don't want the filet fish. We want
the ten piece McNugget. We actually want a twenty piece McNugget.
Because ROSSI o'donald is taking along and sheets a lot.
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That is Sean Farrash, a thirty two year old door
to door direct TV salesman who is the hottest thing
on social media. He does Trump better than Trump.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, you know, I drink diacoc a lot, right, I
have a diet coke button on the desk. A lot
of people thought I was calling myself huge. But there's
an exception to every rule. You know. I got along
very well with Zeus and Apollo, these are Greek gods,
and they said to me, sir, what is your secret?
You look incredible? I said, I play a lot of golf,
I eat a lot of McDonald's. The big max are
(01:29):
out of control of the diet coke. No calories, right,
no calories.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Some have tried to do Trump, some have come close.
This guy's out of the world.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
And so I put Zeus, and I put Apollo, and
I put Neptune. Got along well with Neptune. I put
them on my plan and they look great. But everybody
else who I see drinking a diet coke is huge.
They're slobs. They look like Chris Christie grew.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Up on Long Island, was just an average kid who's
claim to fame was that he made the varsity golf team.
But he had a thing for radio. He used to
pretend DJ all the time. A parent teacher conference, his
English teacher told his mom, I think Sean wants to
be a DJ. And that's not a compliment, it's all
He could do. Earned a radio degree from host University,
which got him a job at a local Sherwin Williams
(02:13):
driving a paint delivery truck. The Trump stuff happened naturally
at a company bowling event. He channeled Trump when the
guy in the next lane rolled a strike. Everybody laughed.
By now he was selling direct TV subscriptions door to door.
Foresh Test drove his Trump on sales calls. It worked, says,
it actually helped him close sales. In a Trump voice,
(02:35):
He'd assure them they'd never have to watch CNN. And
when COVID struck, he started doing videos. They went viral big.
He writes his own material.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Or Stacy Abrams right, who you know? I used to
call her the Beast of the Southeast, but now we
call her because she's a bunker buster, thirty thousand pound
bunker buster. And we dropped her on Iran with that
gap between the teacher. She was whistling all the way down.
Now we call her the to the Middle East sou
But and she drinks a lot of diet coke, among
(03:04):
other things. But no thin people drink diet coke except
yours truly. And I happen to be in phenomenal shape.
I can tell you that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Now. Does the President know about him? Yes? Back in
twenty three, some Trump friends invited Farash to be a
part of a charity gig at Trump's New Jersey country club.
Presidents showed up and cracked the big smile when Faresh
started in. He does commercials as Trump, which means he's
been censored, which, of course turbo charges his popularity. He
is political, He's very maga, but mostly free speech. TikTok
(03:36):
and X made Sean Ferish plans to make her run
at this. Gonna need to do more voices, but if
he can, he might have to give up his sales job.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz where Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz where
every wan is welcome. You see what I did there? Chomp, chop, chomp.
We have the greatest gators. Nobody's ever seen gators like
this little very well with them, by the way. But
we have the greatest and biggest and strongest alligators with
(04:04):
the biggest teeth. Their teeth are bigger than Kathy Hoockels teeth.
You know. I call her the bucktoothed, boattox banded of Buffalo,
and she's got huge teeth, the wicked witch of the Northeast.
You look at her, and these gators teeth are bigger
and they keep them in their mouth unlike another bloodthirsty
reptile by the name of Nancy Pelosi. You know, you
(04:26):
need a win she a wiper to get through a
conversation with her, because she's spitting all the time. She
spits like nobody's ever seen before. It's a really horrible thing.
And we also have big, beautiful snakes. You know, you
have the snakes out there in the Everglades. Alligator Alcatraz
is open and ready for business. It's officially ready to go.
(04:47):
Everyone is welcome and no one will be left beyond
that much, I can tell you. So. Thank you God,
Bless you, God, bless America, and thank you for your
attention to this matter.
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