Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Apparently adding two letters to a slang word can completely change your fate. “He's cooking” = thriving. “He's cooked” = it's OVER. Make it make sense. Plus, we talk about a chaotic few minutes for Coastside first responders and recruit you to help us decide what we should be looking at every morning in the studio.

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If you move into a new neighborhood, are you knocking on doors... or waiting for THEM to come to you? We get into the unwritten rules of meeting your neighbors, Marcus somehow gets in trouble almost immediately after volleyball season starts, and football fans can finally say the words they’ve been waiting for: WE ARE SO BACK.

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Taylor took on the Delta this weekend, and we've got stories. Then we're celebrating the rare things you can still buy without checking your bank account first, and discussing a truly devastating development: has pumpkin spice officially lost its main character status?!

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Nothing tests your social skills like trying to end a phone call with someone who can TALK. We’ve got some phrases to help you make your escape, the signs that scream “I actually have my life together,” and a debate over the nicknames we’ve given the places we live.

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Work crush alert?! A listener thinks her coworker might be starting to like her as more than just a coworker, and naturally, we have thoughts. Plus, college move-in day brings out VERY specific types of parents, and we're finding out the surprisingly wild origins behind phrases we've been saying our entire lives.

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There are normal first-date questions... and then there are whatever Adam was asking Brooke. She tried to go along with it until the questions became suspiciously specific. Once she figured out what might really be going on, the entire vibe of the date changed.

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Good intentions don't always equal good results. We're sharing the times trying to do something nice completely backfired, plus the conversation parents know they need to have but would rather avoid. And finally, science may have given us the excuse we've been waiting for to sleep in this weekend.

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Need help escaping the “sooo... what do you do?” conversation? We’ve got you. Plus, we’re talking interview tips that could give you an edge with your next job, and attempting to settle a VERY confusing debate: is Labor Day THIS Monday or NEXT Monday?!

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Marcus attended the free concert hosted by Train to celebrate their new album release at Haight Street in San Francisco. This was a special performance because they performed in front of the pub where they started 32 years ago. Check out our social medias for live performance videos and sneak peak of new song. 

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Marcus has entered his bulk beef era, and we're still processing it. Plus, we tackle the very awkward reality of breaking up with someone you like but don't actually love, and find out why everyone suddenly wants to eat like they're at grandma's house.

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If you're paying for your kid's college, do you get ANY say in what they major in? One listener has a dilemma that's about to divide parents and students. Plus, we count down the most popular dogs of 2026 and get nostalgic over the decades we grew up in.

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Can we PLEASE relearn how to behave at the airport?! We talk about why travel etiquette seems to be getting worse, the delivery room mistakes nurses wish dads would stop making, and where single people are finding love IRL in 2026.

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Taylor needs the group's support today, and we're rallying! We also confess the most absent-minded things we've ever done, and Marcus drops the most random update imaginable: he's getting half a cow. Where is he even putting all of it?!

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We're feeling a little cheeky today. We reveal the British phrases Americans have fully adopted, debate the hobbies that might secretly give people the ick, and figure out how to reclaim your life after work because your weeknight deserves to be more than dinner, scrolling, and bed.

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Apparently adulthood is paying someone to clean your house... and then panic-cleaning before they get there. We also find out where to vacation when you need to truly do NOTHING, and debate where innocent behavior ends and micro-cheating begins. Things get complicated FAST.

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Be honest... when the speed limit says 65, what number are YOU actually doing? We debate whether speeding has basically become socially acceptable, discover why dating a gamer might actually be a major green flag, and find out which states are officially having way more fun than the rest of us.

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Marcus would like everyone to know his name has officially been cleared. Plus, we take a closer look at what's actually hiding inside our favorite snacks, and discover the things you used to find embarrassing that suddenly become major green flags as you get older.

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Is Marcus being a jerk, or is everyone just being a little too sensitive? We put him on trial, expose the Gen X and Millennial advice that seriously needs to be retired, and help a listener who did a little pre-date detective work... only to discover some things she REALLY wishes she hadn't.

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Some things should probably stay in the group chat... but apparently we're sharing them anyway. We get into the art of oversharing, hear some painfully awkward proposal stories that did NOT go according to plan, and figure out the secret to taking a power nap that actually leaves you feeling refreshed.

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