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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Star one on one three. It's Marcus sixth Thursday, right
at six o'clock. What's up? Good morning? Producer Taylor is here.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I realized yesterday how cheap I actually am. As I
was getting dinner for the family, did not feel like cooking,
was exhausted. I went to one of my favorite joints
where I do it kind of a shady move. First
of all, this is where the frugality starts. They have
a kids burger that I am convinced of the same
size as the adult burger, but it's half the price.
So I usually just calling, hey, can I add two
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kids burgers? One for the wife, one for my daughter.
I don't ever buy one for myself because here's what
I know. I always just have a little extra ground
beef stuffed in the fridge because I know my family.
I'm going to take these two burgers home. My wife
is gluten free and my daughter doesn't really like the vegetables,
so I will take a little plate and go, please
place whatever you're not going to eat on this plate.
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I will end up with a top bun, a bottom bun,
and a full array of vegetables to put on a
burger that I'm about to cook from the ground beef
in my fridge.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Wow, it seems like you got it down.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Boom's system a little hack.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I love that for you.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's like it's like two burgers. Begets an extra burger
every single time. And then the magic words you ready
for this, daddy? Do you want my fries? And then
I look over and she's only eating a quarter of
the fries.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
She did?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They just they don't eat.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I used to get three burgers. We'd have hell of
food left over. And I'm like, wait a minute, what
am I doing with my life?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I'm so jellous.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Second meal exactly, and I save eleven dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wow, feel good about it? Eleven hoole dollars. I'm so
happy for you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Right six oh one, we're gonna save you a ton
of cash as far as tickets to shows go, because
we've got two chances to win. Ed shearon tickets this
morning seven thirty five, So right after seven o'clock. I
know with the app it's a little wonky as far
as timing, but right after seven point thirty, get ready
to win. It's Thursday, good morning. We were talking about
this yesterday but I wanted to bring it back up
because I really think you could help out this poor lady.
(01:54):
I got a DM on my Instagram at its Marcus
d if you want to take it a follow of
a dilemma a lady is having. This is for sports
moms and dads. If you're listening right now, she needs help.
Just reading this DM gave me anxiety because I don't
know the answer to her question. Producer Taylor is here
joining me. You can follow her at tay Love on
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Instagram as well. To East, Elaine writes she's in Redwood City.
She says, I have four kids, three different schools. Their
combined extracurricular schedules are so key. At a I'm constantly
racing from one place to another, always feeling like I'm
letting someone down. We've got banned, We've got soccer, We've
got science club meetings after school, tutoring, my own work schedule.
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There's no way to physically be at everything, but every
mist event makes me feel like I'm failing as a parent.
I've tried color coding, I've tried coordinating card pools. There
still doesn't feel like there are enough hours in a
day to be the kind of present involved mom that
I want to be. Lately, I've been lying in bed
wondering if my kids will look back and remember me
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as the mom who wasn't there, even though I'm doing
everything I can. How do parents figure this out? What's
enough when it feels impossible to keep up? This was
a lot? Yeah, she unloaded a lot, and I sat
with it and I and I was like, I don't know.
I have one kid and she just made club volleyball.
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I'm so proud, but I'm barely keeping up. And I'm
horrified that we're gonna end up in Reno at a
tournament sooner than later. Because who's paying for this? That's
that's a whole other subject. So, Taylor, I brought you
in because you did softball in high school. Yes, low
Scatto's high if I remember, yes, correct? And then your
brother is basically a human weapon. He does jiu jitsu
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probably cough mcgrad probably what else? Judo?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
He did wrestling, wrestling, MMA, fighting, He's very involved in
that world.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
He's a good looking dude too. Does he have Instagram?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
He does?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, I'm not shouting, don't need to give him anymore gas?
All right? It doesn't matter. My question is, so you
both were doing stuff in high school? Yes, how did
your parents manage this? Did they show up at everything?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You know? It's interesting hearing this story because I remember
my mom saying a lot of the same things, and
if she primarily works all the time, so for me,
I always tell her, you know, I was just happy
to see her at one game, even if she just
showed up, like, just showed up for one. It doesn't
have to be every single one, you know, but just
knowing that I have her support, or even a text
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message before the game saying hey, I know you have
your game, good luck, you know, let me know how
it goes. That just even the support of messages are
really important as well.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So even if she's not there, that you weren't scarred
for life. No, I think that's what Elaine wants to know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, I think you know. Something I realized is that
my mom beat herself up a lot more than I
was upset. You know, I was never upset at her
mom for not being there. Okay, but I think, yeah, Elaine,
any advice to you, I would just say, you're the
one who's thinking about it more than anyone else, you know,
I think your children are probably just happy that you're
putting in the effort and trying and just to see
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your face or get a text message. I understand it
can be hard, but stick in there.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm going to assume the Delayne is a single mom
working with four kids, because she did not mention a
dad at all. Yeah, and I forgot to ask, so
that she's got a lot on her plate. If anybody
listening is a sports mom or a sports dad. Basically,
this poor lady like has four kids, three different schools,
all kinds of extracurriculars. How do you keep up and
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feel like a good parent? That's the question. And by
the way, Taylor, thank you for saying all that, because
as a dad, all you want to know and as
a mom maybe is am I doing a good job?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I got older and I had my child, and then
I took the time to tell my parents. Hey, by
the way, you did a good job. You got a
good son.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, say humble.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm going to tell you a story that may make
you like me less. I had a little MinID rage
incident yesterday. Producer Taylor has joined me to hear the
story for good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I need to hear it. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Like I said, it was a minimae road rage incident.
But let me ask, what is your finishing move when
somebody does you dirty on the road. Everybody's got one.
Either you flash your lights or you flip them off,
or you roll up alongside or you yell. I don't know.
I'm not asking you to inside violence, but what's the
funny thing that you do when somebody cuts you off
or something? My thing is so unbelievably passive aggressive that
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it is guaranteed to ruin their day.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh my gosh, I can't imagine you raging.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, it's not super agro, that's the thing. It's just
really it's like needles. It's okay, hear me out. So
I get really offended on the road. I'm very sensitive
when somebody does me dirty. I was at Crystal Springs
Road on ninety two, headed into Half Moon Bay. I've
got the light, the light turns green. There's a line
of cars, and right as I get into the intersection,
there's a guy in a pickup truck wants to make
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a ride onto ninety two cuts me off completely like
merely causes an accident. How could he will exactly thank you.
I lay on the horn. I let him hear it.
For no, that's not my finishing move. But I don't
get mad. A lot of people like the tailgate in
that moment, or flip them off or flash the lights
or whatever. Like what do you do when somebody does
you dirty on the road?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I have to see what they look like. I'll get
right up next to you, and I'm like, who cut
me off?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I need to know so in that moment, you and
I are one of the same. Because I followed him
all the way in on my predictive cruise control into
half of them bay and then he got stopped at
the light and there was a little nuggative space right
next to him. So best believe A. I am going
to roll up and look at you, just to make
sure you look as dumb as I think you are.
That's a. But here's the finishing move. I will muster
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the disdain of a thousand suns in my face and
I will look at you. I will just shake my
head and make you feel like the skirch of humanity,
and it works disappointment. This is how I know it
works every time, because as I was driving away. Then
he laid on the horn for what. Oh yeah, like
I'm the bad person.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
O can't take account of ability.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Apparently that's what I'm saying. It works every time. It's
like the fourth time I've done it, and again, don't
like me less because we've all been there. But I
know I ruined his day.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my gosh, Marcus, Now I know. Now I know
what your move is.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Does anybody else like what?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I remember my old partner Sandy would she would flip
you off, but she would do it down by the
door so you couldn't see it, but she could and
it made her feel better.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I got this.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This is a weird question to ask, like, what's your
finishing move? After somebody does you dirty? On the road?
Hit us with a talkback if you don't mind. It's
the little red microphone on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
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Speaker 2 (09:10):
I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
This is why I'm here, Thank you. What I do
for work out here, saving lives? What else? Oh so yesterday,
well it was two days ago when Claude the albino
alligator passed away the California Academy of Sciences. And you
know what, I guess I knew that he had a
huge impact. But I mean, he is a Bay Area legend.
(09:35):
Oh yeah, period, full stop. Thirty years old, oldest albino
alligator in existence, and he just it was his vibes. Man,
he just had Bay Area. He was so chill, I know,
just cruised around. Hey, what's up. Every time I went
to call academy, I would have to get a video
of Claude. I have so much footage at any rate.
They announced his cause of death. It was actually liver cancer.
(09:57):
So just so you know, and I'm hearing there's going
to be like a public memoriam so so everybody can
attend pay their respects, and they're talking about doing a
little sculpture of maybe him climbing on a rock. Just
I just I just think he's you know, great. So alright,
pe Claude, let's see so you can meet the show
on Saturday. We're going to be at Ceremony Center and
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Daily City for their Frosty Snowfest, which I love to
do every single year. That because they truck in snow.
So just guaranteed we're going to do a snowball fight.
Just be ready. Taylor better wear a helmet and you.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Need to be ready.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Marcus mess I forgot you played softball at Los Gatto's High.
Oh yeah, those chicks don't mess around.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh no, we don't get ready.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I might have a problem. Never mind, no snowball fights, cancel.
But they're also going to have crafts. There's always like
cider and hot chocolate for the kids. So again, Ceremony Center,
Frosty Snowfest that's going on this Saturday. Come meet the crew.
We will be out there four to six. Okay, we'll
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Speaker 2 (11:31):
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The no shows to me work in certain situations and
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hope that makes sense.
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I feel like they always fall off my ankle and
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So you can hit the poll right now, Start one
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check the stories back with second date update if you've
never heard it, if you're brand new. So what happens
is you go on a first date you get ghosted on.
We will call your date on your behalf. It's a
service we provide, try to figure out if you did
something wrong, or if they're just been busy, or what
the deal is, and ultimately try to get you a
(12:16):
second date. It's how we do it. So let's say
good morning to Riley. I'm here, good morning, excellent. So
I want to talk about your date with Jenna. I
want to talk about like a how you guys met,
and then let's just run through. Typically what we do
is I have you run through what you did on
the first date, and then we'll try to figure it
all out because I understand she's ghosted, but what can
you tell me?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Well, we met online and after you know, a couple
of weeks of back and forth messaging, we decided that
we were going to grab coffee and like walk around Berkeley, Okay,
And I mean she was funny, thoughtful, she had book
recommendations for just about every topic I could think of.
Like we talked about street art. We talked about our
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worst jobs. We talked about local sandwich spot, like you know,
like just hard hittings.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I was gonna say, the hard hitting journalism.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Yeah, and then like you know, we went out for copy.
We had a great time, and then she hasn't called
me here, texted me back, and I'm just kind of
getting ghosted here, And I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
How many times have you replayed the date in your head?
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Be honest, a handful about something and I can't think
of anything.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You're not as obsessive as I am. Then I get it,
all right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her.
We're gonna try to figure this out. I will have
you on the line to make sure you're mute it out,
but we'll do it. I'm gonna play a song. We'll
get it done. Okay, it's Marcus. We're doing second date update.
I've got my guy Riley on the phone. This feels
pretty cut and dry. It feels pretty simple. So you
and Jenna just went.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
For coffee, went for coffy and then walked around Barkley
and it felt right, like yeah, it felt great.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
The weirdness No, Okay, let's call her then go ahead
and mute your phone. I'm gonna give her a shout
and see if we can't salvage this get you a
second date. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Good day, This is Jenna.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, good day. I have never had anybody answer the phone.
Good day. Sorry, Jenna. It's Marcus calling from Star one
on one three. Good morning, good day. Hello.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
How are you from the radio?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, from from Star one one three from the morning show.
Do you listen? Yeah? I do, excellent, Welcome. Do you
have a moment to be on the show with me?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Depends on what you're calling for.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So it's second date update time?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh no, am I?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
All right, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Are we doing this to second date update? I did
not think I was going to end up on it,
but here we are.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Why don't you be the star?
Speaker 6 (14:47):
So?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Okay, have you been on a date recently that you
may or may not have ghosted on?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah? Okay, I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I mean, yeah, so we've got Riley on the phone.
I figured, yeah, Riley, are you there? I'm here? Okay, So, Jenna,
he said he had a great time. He liked you
a lot. I wrote down funny, thoughtful, enjoyed your conversation.
So if you ghosted, can you tell us why did
he do something?
Speaker 4 (15:13):
It wasn't really something he did. I mean, I think
he's nice. I think he's a nice person. But he
was intense in the strangest way I've ever encountered, and
it made me really uncomfortable. I didn't really know what
to do with it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, I got to ask the question, did you feel unsafe?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
No? No, it wasn't like that. I like, I've never
really encountered a person like this. Like he kept pausing
while we were walking around to write things down in
this tiny, like pocket sized notebook. And it wasn't discreet.
It wasn't like, oh, every once in a while he'd
like jo, I mean, I don't even know how you
would discreetly drott in a notebook. But like he was
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so weird and obvious about it. He'd like pause walking
for a sec and write something down. It was like
like like therapy note taking, you know what I mean.
I felt like I was being scrutinized. I don't know.
We talked about a lot of different things, which initially
I really liked that he seemed able to talk about
(16:12):
a lot of different stuff, But then he's like hyper
fixate on these weird things, like Okay, Like at one
point I was talking to him about my plants and
how I feel like I'm a plant killer because I
can't keep anything alive sure, and he started like interrogating
me about the soil. He was like asking me where
(16:32):
I sourced the soil for my plants in saying that
it might be a pH balance thing. And he launches
into this like five minute lecture talking at me about
the pH balance of my soil. And he's like, Oh,
if it's too acidic, that could be causing the leaves
to turn yellow. And he was like, you know, oh,
do you think it could be root raw that's too
much moisture. Otherwise it could be a too acidic of
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a soil, And I'm just like, I don't know. It
didn't feel like I was having a conversation with him.
I felt like I was man's blamed at like it's
not that serious and that, you know, I probably would
have been interested if he had talked to me about
it differently, but I felt like he was lecturing me.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Got it.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
I like to write things down because I like to
make sure that I remember them, and I mean, I
wasn't trying to make you feel like you're being lectured
or man's blamed or anything like that. Like I was
genuinely like trying to help. I was like, Oh, this
is the thing I know about, and you're having in
trouble with these plans, and so here are ways that
I know that I can help.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Sure, Okay, but I think it's really important for you
to read the social cues, especially when you're in a
really early stages thing with somebody like this was our
first date, and I felt like I was being interviewed
for a scholarship. I felt like, you know, I felt
like I was sitting across a desk from somebody, and
that's not the experience I'm trying to have when I'm
on a date.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Good. That wasn't intention.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
I was trying to make sure that you knew that
I was listening to what you were saying, and I
was trying to show you that I was being attentive
and helpful. I wasn't trying to talk at Okay, well.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Even right now, I feel like you're kind of talking
at me. You're not saying wow, I'm sorry, thank you all.
Take the feedback you're explaining and over explaining and lecturing
me about what your intentions were, as opposed to taking
the feedback that I'm giving you that you brought me
on the radio to give you.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You guys, I don't know if this is going to
work out, Jenna, No second date on this right?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
No thank you, thanks, but no sure?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
All right, hang on, I don't even know where to
go from here. Second date update. Obviously it doesn't always
work out. I just saw the funniest story about a raccoon. Well,
it's funny and also kind of sad, and part of
you is going to go. Oh so I brought pretty
ser Taylor in because you brought this story to my attention.
There is a raccoon who was found white girl wasted
in the bathroom of a target somewhere in the Midwest.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh yes, the trash panda took a tea try.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Literally broke into the target, got to the liquor aisle,
drank it all like the picture. If you go online
and google this out, the pictures and the videos of
all the broken bottles is insane. And yes, a from
a naturalistic I love animal standpoint, I feel badly because
alcohol poisoning is no joke. He's fine, but he went
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to the bathroom to sleep it off.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Have been there before.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I was gonna he's basically all of us during the holidays.
I mean, if we're being real. My one question is
does he learn his lesson? No? Do we on? How
many times he woke up on a Sunday morning? Oh,
I'll never drink it again?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Right right back at it next week?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Also me also me, Oh, Sunday night happy hour, let's
go right. I just wonder if the next time he
smells Jack Daniels, he's gonna be like, nope, Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, I ruined it for him. Next time he'll go
for something else.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm gonna say it again. Uh trash Panda aka raccoon
white girl wasted and just passes out in the bathroom
at a target. So I was gonna say, oh my god,
your Bessie's on the phone. She wants to talk to you.
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His time for.
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Sometimes all you need is there one a good thought to.
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Today in the Bay, So you know, it's basically Ed
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I know I'm looking at it right now.
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here for sure? What else is going on?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
So?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I don't like it when celebrities that I like are
tone deaf and say tone deaf things. Travis Kelcey was
on a podcast with George Clooney. I love both these dudes.
I think they're dope until Travis Kelcey admits to George
Clooney that because of his conflict free marriage to Omal Clooney.
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He also says he and Taylor have never fought in
three and a half years. Now, why is this tone deaf?
My wife and I would probably also never fight if
we were worth a billion dollars and could pay people
to do all our things.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Am I wrong on that at all? Taylor and I
producer Taylor is here and we were just both laughing
about that, Like, okay, fellas calm if if I was
just sitting around like Como in Italy every single day sipping.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Persecco with my life. Do we take out today?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I didn't want that one?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh my god, I forgot the pack. Let's go shopping. Okay, okay.
The bad news today the iPhone se is officially obsolete
if you have a first generation iPhone se Apple has
deemed it obsolete. That means there's no way to update
it or get any more support now, and people are bent. Obviously,
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they're saying that Apple Apple is purposefully scrapping products prematurely
to boost their profits. So that and you know, I mean,
what happens to our phones when we take too many updates.
It just gets slow and dumb hot, and then you
got to go buy a new one. Exactly, it's all
a CONSPIRASA. Let's see update on Claude the alligator, the
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albino alligator from the California Academy of Sciences who did
pass away a couple of days ago. They have figured
out what the cause of death was. He had liver cancer.
Our guy a real one, for real. He was the
epitome of the bay. He was so chill. Every time
you go to cal Academy you have to stop buy
and say what's up. So I've got a video, the
last video I took of him. He's so majestic and
(24:24):
so awesome. They're talking about a potential art installation to
honor him at Kalacademy. I'll have the more info on
that when it comes around, and then there's going to
be a public memorial so everybody can gather that. Pay
our respects to the og Claude the Alligator amazing. Don't
forget to come meet the show. We will be out
Saturday for Frosty Snowfest at Ceremony Center. Oh yeah, this
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is in Daily City. Love it every year. Right there
in the Macy's parking lot. I challenged producer Taylor to
a snowball fight and then remembered she was like an
all star softball player at Los Gato's High. Oh yeah,
so I have rescinded my challenge for fear of my life.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh yes, that was the smart move, Marcos.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
But there's gonna be snow, there's gonna be arts and crafts,
hot chocolate, probably cider, and then they're gonna have all
kinds of inflatables for the kids too. So come through,
bring the family. I want to hug it out. Let's
all get holiday festive. That'll be this Saturday, Ceremony Center
on the macy side from four to six. We have
a poll up right now on the Star one on
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one three FM Instagram, Take it Away Producer Tailor.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yes, it is National Sock Day. So we are wondering
what is the superior sock? Are you a fuzzy socks person?
I know I am. Do you like ankle socks? Are
you a knee high sock person? Or do you like
the no shows?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, I am a dress sock guy. The stranger the
design the better.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I know. I've seen some of the socks you've come
in here.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I have Topatio socks, I have Unicorn socks. I have
all kinds of things.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
This.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, I'm wearing my SpongeBob socks today.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
There you go. Anyway, please participate in the pole. It's
up right now on the Star war on one three
fm Instagram and you can follow the show. I'm It's
Marcus d producer Taylor if you want to meet her,
she's brand new. She's been helping me out behind the
scenes and otherwise at Tay Love with two E's. It's Marcus.
It's time to play the bass favorite trivia games called
What You Know About That?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
We have four tickets for the Safeway Holiday ice Rink
and Union Square presented by Kaiser Permanente, Open now through
January nineteenth. Get more info at Union Square ice Rink
dot com.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Take it out to Ethan and La Honda. Ethan with
all of his wind? How many times have you lost
power in the last twenty minutes? Down this morning? What
do you got going on this morning? Guilt to school?
I just imagine Ethan and Ezekiel's it's La Honda. So
it's on thirty five. It's in the middle of the woods. Like,
are you guys in a covered wagon right now?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Pretty much, my guy. Well, welcome to the show. We'll
take it out to Susan and Berkeley. You're opponent. Good morning, Susan,
Good morning. What are you doing this morning? I am
taking my kids to school? I have Ari and Callia. Awesome,
welcome you guys. All right, games, super simple. It's five
trivia questions, fifty seconds to answer them all. Each person's
gonna be asked separately with their opponent on hold. Whoever
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gets the most right answers wins, and if you don't
know an answer, you yell out, pass and we'll come
back to the question if we have time left. Okay, okay.
So Susan goes on Holden Berkeley and we pick up
Ethan and Lahnda. Question number one, what is the human
body's largest organ? Name the largest country in the world
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by land area Russia? In astrology? What is the eighth
sign of the zodiac? Actor Steve Carell plays what memorable
character in the popular TV series The Office?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Michael?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
How many times does a standard dinner fork have? Let's
go back to the one you passed on? In astrology?
What was the eighth sign of the zodiac? Aw Man?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Virgo?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Okay, we'll go with Virgo. Ethon goes on holding Lea Honda,
and we pick up Susan and Burke. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Question number one? What is the human body's largest organ?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Fantastic?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
What is the largest country in the world by land
area Russia? In astrology? What is the eighth sign of
the zodiac.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Leo?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Actor Steve Carell plays what memorable character in the popular
TV series The Office? How many times does a standard
dinner for calve?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
How many times does a standard dinner for calve? Or
go back to the one you passed on? Actor Steve
Carrell plays what memorable character in the popular TV series
The Office.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Oh, I have no idea, I'm out of time, out.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Of time, hang on the line, bring back Ethan and Lahonda.
See how he did against Susan and both the Question
number one, what is the human body's largest organ?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Ethan said the brain. Susan said the intestines. The answer
is skin.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
All right, no points. Next question, what is the largest
country in the world by land area?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Ethan said Russia. Susan said Russia. The answer is Russia.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Nice. In astrology, what is the eighth sign of the zodiac?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ethan said Virgo. Susan said Leo. The answer is Scorpio.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I gotta be honest. Producer Taylor not messing around the
questions today, like who would have got that? Like literally
know what me?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I'm a scorpio.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It's all making sense. Question four, actor Steve Carell plays.
What memorable character in the popular TV series The Office?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Ethan said Michael Scott. Susan ran out of time. The
answer is Michael Scott.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay. Finally, how many times does a standard dinner fork have?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Ethan said for Susan said for final score three to two,
winner is eeny.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
You're going ice skating? O, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Play with us again at weekday mornings at eight o.
Speaker 6 (30:09):
Five am and add to what you know about that
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Speaker 1 (30:15):
Kind of a goofy topic. But what is your finishing
move when somebody wrongs you while you're driving eight hundred,
eight hundred and one oh one three to call in
be part of the show. Let us know, don't get
violent on me. Let's keep it fun. What do you do?
We got some hilarious talkbacks on this already because we
were talking about it earlier this morning. We're going to
play those in one second. Producer Taylor has joined me
in the studio. We were talking. We have a very
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similar one. We both will roll up look at you
just to make sure you look as dumb as I
think you will.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You have to I need to know.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I think everybody does that, and then I shared mine,
which is I will then give you the disdain of
a thousand suns and just shake my head. I don't
like that look that gets people. Every single time. The
talkbacks have been delicious. I mean, like you, everybody listening
knew the assignment. Check this out.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Good morning, Marcus and Taylor. It's Sabrina, a girl who
had two babies because her mother told her she couldn't
get pregnant anyway.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
This is about traffic.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
I have bad road rage, used to have bad road
rage and back in the day when I was young
and dumb and chase people. But now, if you do
something to me, I might try to tailgate you, I
might try to zoom and get in front of you.
But I got to see who you are, and if
you're old, then I feel really bad.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, Yeah, I feel that road.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Rage is taking years off my life. Brain has given
me life this morning. Yeah, dude, if it's a senior citizen,
you get a pass.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
I think that's the only past.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I wish I could call your kids and maybe tell
them to take your keys. But other than that, because
I went through with my dad obviously. All right, let's
take one.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
More Good morning Marcus and producer Taylor. My finishing move,
or when somebody cuts me off, is a combo move.
I like to lay on the horn quite a bit
to let them know my displeasure with them. But then
also when we get up next to each other at
the light, I step on the gas of my super
fast electric car and I like to get way far
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in front of them. Makes me feel better. Oh yeah,
Annie from Yakima, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yakima Andie's listening on the iHeart Radio app. I love
the fact that she does a como move like she's
playing Mario Carter some in the dust. That's my favorite. Anyway,
what is your finishing move? I shared it earlier. My
old partner Sandy would she'd flip you off, but just
under the door so you couldn't see it, but it
made her feel better. Let us know, keep it fun,
don't get violent. You could use the iHeart radio app
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to leave a talk back. So I'm gonna lead with
the biggest news in the Bay today. And I should
have talked about this last hour while everybody was headed
for drop off. But and I know this affects a
lot of our listeners. West Contra Costa Unified School District
went on strike today today their first day. Shout out
to Jean and all the ladies on the and and
teachers and gentlemen on the front lines they are on strike.
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I'm not going to get into the idiosyncrasies of it
all other than we are supporting everybody. Be safe out there,
get our teachers paid. On one side. On the other side,
I have been on a school board, I have been
through budget cuts. I kind of get that side too,
So this is going to affect the people that lose
the kids. To be honest with you, this affects schools
from Hercules to Panol, to Richmond to El Soirito. So
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let's get it wrapped up as soon as we possibly can,
sending some vibes out there to both sides to do
the right thing. It's Marcus, producer. Taylor is here. We're
about to get out of here. Jillian just walked in.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
Good morning, Hi, good morning. I have a question for Taylor. Yes, please,
can you help me learn how to do my eye makeup?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh my gosh, I got you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
She's the I makeup queen.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Oh my gosh, it's always looking so good.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yes, absolutely, we'll have to get to okay.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
I try to do a little cat I and one
always will like kind of slant down.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh I hear you.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
One's up to my eyebrow. I never can get it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Even the struggle is real. But once you get it down,
you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I really understand I makeup and Taylor is very elaborate.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Do you want to learn too, Marcus?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Sure? Why not? There was one morning guy came in
here and couldn't stop myself. I was like what's going
on with your face? Why is it so intricate? I
don't understand what's different. It's not mine to understand. To
be fair, you guys do your thing anyway. Gillian is
on the way next. She's got more star music for
your workday, as always, gonna get you through it. Be
tuned in tomorrow morning right after seven point thirty your
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first chance of the morning to win ed Shearon tickets
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