A Literal Clown Robbin Folks

Happy October 1st... this guy wanted to celebrate by dressing up as a clown and steal from local businesses. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Straight.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It was six point one.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
He's there's a clown on the run, an actual clown
is the clown of the day to day, And we
don't have this cat's name because he's tormenting business owners
in his city in a full clown costume, basically robbing
and breaking into different businesses.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Biz.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, the business owner was over there and he said
he had looked on his camera and saw somebody walking
through starting to just pick up stuff inside of his warehouse.
Then he was like, is that penny Wise? What's really
going on? He said he attempted to run up to
the man and try to confront him and have some
words with him, but said the man wouldn't take off
the damn.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Mask and wouldn't speak. So that's Derek Johnson, You're talking
about poor guy, you know what I mean. But apparently
this cat keeps going ahead and helping himself and there's
a clown on the run. They can't seem to find
this guy.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
The only thing I could describe it as is a
character from the movie Pennywise. Here it is creepy clown.
He's stole a saw blade? Am I really scared of clowns?
Are there more clowns. I really don't know why people
are breaking in the darkness center.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Both places, especially in costume. But I guess you know,
if you want to disguise yourself, that's the way to
do it. Don't mess around and run around the streets
as a clown. Out here people are already scared of clowns.
Maybe that was his purpose in choosing that costume.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean, so fitting as we kick off October, how
about all the rest of you clowns just stay in
the house.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
You a clown is.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
A clown, guy in a clown clowns all day. Clown
man a clown.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
But you're gonna be this year for Halloween. We ain't
even talked about that. You ain't thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's October first. Even it hadn't even clipped my mind.
I just finished sending off Rent. I don't know, brokie joking.
Where's lotto when you need it? God,