Drunk on a Scooter

These drunk idiots in San Mateo tried to make their getaway on a scooter. Not smart. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Straight six point one.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, I'll tell you one thing there, Alex Jones.
Some folks just need to stay from behind driving any
type of motor vehicles. And it's now I'm not just saying,
you know, only cars. Man, These fools out here, you know,
as someone who's actually had a you know, a DUI
situation has gone on, and you know, you just go
ahead and you take your lumps. You know, you pay

(00:33):
your fines. It is probably gonna be over ten thousand
dollars for sure. If you want to take it to court,
you can try to fight it.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
This fool said, you know what, I need to freight
them on the spot.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
A man crashed into a pickup truck out there in
sam Matteo right here in the bay, man, and then
you know, fled the scene when his homeboys pulled up
in a little school school.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Boo boom, what.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Y'all doing in the maddio man, Because the picture of
these three fools trying to get away on his scooter
piled up on there. They looked like the two from
Dumb and Dumber when they was driving it on the school.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
It looked crazy on this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, apparently the man said, you know, he decided to
drive drunk and actually crashed into a red pickup that
was sitting out there on the street, and then the
police pulled.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Up Man and while he was there, he said his
two homeboys literally slid up on the little scooter thinking
there was gonna be a getaway movement, and the police
ended up taking all three of the asses to jail.
I need your help.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I can't tell you what it is. You can never
ask me about it. Later we're gonna take.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean that was pretty much what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It wasn't no car, it was just a scooter.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
The fact that all three of them were drunk and
they all went to jail when two of them was
just trying to help they homie. I mean, it's definitely
some clown work.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'll tell you this much. You're going out this weekend.
Number one, don't drink and drive. Number two, have a
smarter friend. You a clown.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Clowns all day. Clown man, a clown.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm with you about for duy.
I post your bell. Don't call me, but I'm not.
I don't call me because I'm not coming. I'm not
driving the scooter that I'm not coming,