Happiest Place for a Brawl

We'll never understand how you step foot into the happiest place on earth, and that puts you in the mood for a huge brawl. 

Episode Transcript

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Straight clown six point one Clown ofthe Day includes quite a few people,
because when you're at the happiest placeon Earth. You know what I'm saying,
I don't understand how you walk inand you hear this happening right man,

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right when you walk into areas,not specifically Disney California Adventure side,
but you're transported. So how thehell did the clowns of the day end
up having a big mob brow onthe deck over there by? Uh?
What is that Paradise Pier? Idon't understand it. Somebody said something to
somebody and before you know it,there's hell of bodies piled up in the

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middle of the day Disneyland area.Yeah, and they said it was at
least five moms included, because oneof them had a whole stroller sitting there
while she was throwing bowls. Andthey looked down and somebody was laid out
on the stretch of the ground.They were like, oh my god,
this may Lee is terrible. Youknow what I'm saying. What would Ursula
say? What would Little Mermaids say? You're in the area where the Incredibles
are and everything else. You're rightthere by Big Hero six little area.

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You know what I'm saying, Andyou just had no consideration for your children
or anybody around you. Well,I'll give up something to celebrate soon enough.
It's time matters into around. Wedon't even know what began the fight.
All we see is the melee after, and of course the employees having
to come in and deal with anothersituation like this where y'all paid hell of

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money to get into just to bebanned for life. They don't play around
when you fight at Disneyland. Nowhat's your name? Oh you can't come
here no more? Oh yeah,they threw all of them on that band
list. Thankfully no arrest did happen, but they was like we had to
drag their asses up out of here. I could just imagine how it even
started in the name color and wentdown probably like rocket in Stalin. You

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know why I did it, Starmunch, I'm not gonna answer, Star Mornsch.
I did it because I wanted toclass a clown guy and work with
clowns all day. Clown man,a clown night. Y'all, please be
good. You pay a lot ofmoney, You get all your family to
get out there. You trying tohave a good time, and before you

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know it, things just go left. Don't let words or the heat or
the lines cause you to waste yourmoney and then never be able to take
your kids back again. Right,just take the deep breath, count to
five and walk the other direction.Okay, you're paid too much money to
be in that thing. Don't wasteit. Absolutely