Delivery man Dante is trying to drop off a "package" to Trinette

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh Man crown Man with a crush. I know that
sounds insane, but uh.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Never too old for a crush. Stop it.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
So, first of all, I'm a delivery guy downtown and
there's one particular office with this one particular girl is phenomenal.
She looks beautiful, but this is where she got me.
She had her ear pods in and I looked at
her phone to see what she was listening to. She
was listening to MF Doom. I was like, oh my god,

(00:29):
she's perfect.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
M F Doom.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's real hip hop, a woman in twenty twenty five
that knows real hip hop. I was like, Wow, she's
not like everybody. I am beyond intrigues past the fact
that she's fine.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
So Dante, you sure has all that caught your attention
to why.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Joy? I'm not gonna lie to you, guys. I told
you she's phenomenal looking, and I did see her walk
one day and he's dragging a wagon. I can't. Yeah, okay,
I know if you guys can hook me up with
her lunch on me, I'll talk about and I'll bring
it there to you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Gonna hold you to it, trying to make some magic
happen then what's the name.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It'ste Trinette.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
All right, let's see we canna make some magic happen.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hold on, okay, good morning, Hey y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's side? So sorry to bother you while you're at work.
I know you're already trying to get to it. We
have a guy on the phone who apparently has a
humongous crush on you, and he's really only seen you
one time.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes, oh gosh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
His name is Dante, the delivery driver. They already delivery driver.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, he caught your guys.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, do anything. He said, he buy us lunch if
we can get him a date.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
He's cute, but I already heard about him. The girls
have been talking.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, and what are they saying.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, he's kind of like already had been dambling in
this office already.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Already.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, So they put me on to him and told
me to watch out for him.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Somebody's just trying to keep Dante today's self. That's all
that is. You've got to try him out for yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Girl, that's not wrong. No, I don't really where works.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well then at the job? Okay, Well can you tell
him not then? Because he didn't mention anything else but you.
He's very focused on trying to get a date with you. Okay,
all right, Dante. Yeah, so apparently you got to rep
over there, kid, What do you.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Mean listen here, they've told me that you dated at
least four women, or at least four women on the floor.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's not what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, what happened? Wait, let him talk on here.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I wouldn't call them dates. I had coffee with four
different people there.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, So where does that leave you there, Trinette, Because
I mean, our job here was just to get him
on the phone with you so he could ask you out.
But it sounds like you don't won't even mess with it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, this leaves me still at my office untouched by Dante.
I'm not doing it. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's real cute
and all. But maybe another floor, maybe another girl, not
me thette.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let me say this and I'll let it go. If
you give me one percent of your trust, I'll earn
the other ninety nine. Promise you that they told me
you were smooth too. Messing known over here? Bro right? Okay, guy,
it's my fault. I didn't mean to waste your time,

(03:36):
but Trinette guess what I have to deliver there Monday
through Friday. I'll be trying.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, what time do you come.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I can't give you that, but you'll see me, Okay,