HELLO MRS.OFFICER, Keith got an interesting phone number on his ticket

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, So the most random thing that's ever happened to
me in my entire life. Probably Okay, I got pulled
over for speeding, rightfully.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So okay, how fast were you going?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Probably going about twenty over.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm not going to all the way admit guilt because
this is an existing ticket, right you haven't settled it yet,
so oh no.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Way, No, I'm definitely fighting it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What happened with a crush situation?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
The officer that pulled me over, she wrote her number
on the ticket, so it looks like because.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
They have to put their badge number on there, is
that what you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
No, it's definitely a phone number. Also, the whole thing
was was like she was asking me a question. She's like,
does your wife know you drive this fast? And then
she was like, what are you late to pick up
your kids? So I listened to you guys all the time.
I was like blasting you guys when I got pulled over,
and I know you guys do this crush call, So

(00:59):
I'm like, should I see if they'll call the number?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
If that's what her intention was was to see what
was up? Did you find her attractive? Like?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
We got to kind of plan ahead for that.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh yeah, no, she was really hot.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, let me give her a call. I mean, we
don't even have a name, so let me just dial
the number and see.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Who picks up.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
All right, cool, I am okay, So before we get
any further, let me just let you know that we're
on the radio. I don't know if you want to
use your real name or not. You absolutely can tell
me whatever you want. I can call you missus, officer
or whatever you prefer. Yeah, officers, fine, how can I
help you? Well, girl, apparently you wrote your phone number
on a ticket the other day. Oh before I put

(01:37):
this person on who contacted us? Like, I you know,
I want to have your play it back? Like is
this something that you do? Was this the first time
you've ever done something like this?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
My god, I know exactly who it is because it's
the only time I've ever done it in my entire life.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So you know who called us? Like, apparently he was.
He had his own exactly who it is? Okay, yes,
Keith exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
So we do this little thing where we try to
connect people, and so he called us. He was like, dude,
I don't know if she really wrote her number down
or what this is for. Maybe she used this paper
to write something down and then ended up just giving
me the ticket on it. I don't know, but I
know so you are interested in him.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Right, yes?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Please?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I think he kind of feels the same. Just to
give you a little bit of insight. So we weren't sure,
but he's here. Let me put him on Keith.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
It is a real thing.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Wow, it's this something that you do often.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. I asked her that too, first and only.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
And I'm mortified and kind of excited at the same time.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, Yeah, I mean I'm definitely interested.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I am blessing really hard. And I kind of wish
you'd just called the number all by yourself. But yay,
radio right, and yay. And you sound like a cool
officer too, because you know, I mean, there's a lot
of you out there that are cool. But if you
don't mind, I'm about to keep the number two. And
I'm be like, girl, can you sign off this ticket
for me for ten and windows.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Queeze because it looks like we got you a date.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah,