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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so my crush is not I Shala, and Sala
happens to be my coworker, Todd's sister. Okay, So I
saw her and it was kind of like a movie,
like music was playing, her hair was in slow motion,
like she is by far the most beautiful woman I've
ever laid eyes on, and I want to ask her
(00:20):
out in a cool way. But I haven't been dating
in a long time, like a really long time, and
I don't even know how to do it anymore. I
need you help.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
How long is a really long time?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's been about seven and a half years? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Seven and a half years.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, my last one didn't go well. She was kind
of mean. Now I'm in a better spot. None of
my friends think that I have what it takes to
get her, and I want to prove them and myself
wrong that this is it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think I'm on side with your friends on this one.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
They're Mark, just because like you're so caught up, like
if she's as fine as you say she is, and
you know, you got to be smooth with a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You seem like you a little gun shy over there,
Mark man, loosen up a little bit, bruh.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You haven't seen her man, he is who?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But that I mean, I've listened to you guys, and
you guys can help me. I'm like, I know if
I could come up with something cool and original, I
needed help, but I think we can. I can talk
to her.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, hold on, let me call the number you gave me.
Hold on real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So I've got somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
By the name of Mark on the phone who has
been talking very highly about your girl, Mark. Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I guess he works with your brother.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well he wants to ask you something, so I'm gonna
put him on the phone really quick.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Mark, I Mark, how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is I'm Marked? This is this is Mark.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We got that Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I was telling the guys that you stopped me in
my tracks, and I was a little deliria of approaching
you because it was you know, I was afraid because
your brother works with me. I didn't know if it
was going to be appropriate. But I can't get you
off of my mind. So I decided to reach out
and see if possibly you know that that I could
take you out.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Mark. This is really sweet, but I don't know you right,
I mean, but.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know your brother. I've been friends with your brother
and worked with your brother for a long time, and
so I just want to know you.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
So I'm back in Oregon now, so I'm not going
to be back out that way until maybe the holidays,
and I could check on my brother just to see
what he says about you. I guess we.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Can talk on the phone since you're going to be
an organ and we can plan some things and get
to know each other.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Tell her how long it's been since you've been on
a date.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mark It's been seven years, But I don't think that's important. Well,
I was always taught to chase the money, not the girls.
If you have the money, the girls will come. I
should not have said that. What I was saying is
I like you, and you go.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
To elementary school, like you check this box here.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
You know what? I think? That is sweet to have
the little notes.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh we got a slide, man, Sheila? You good with
him eating you up?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Or well?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I'm okay with you like texting. I'm gonna check back
with my brother about you and we can go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Thank you guys for for putting this together. And I
can't wait to the text and talk with Sheila
Okay, so my crush is not I Shala, and Sala
happens to be my coworker, Todd's sister. Okay, So I
saw her and it was kind of like a movie,
like music was playing, her hair was in slow motion,
like she is by far the most beautiful woman I've
ever laid eyes on, and I want to ask her
(00:20):
out in a cool way. But I haven't been dating
in a long time, like a really long time, and
I don't even know how to do it anymore. I
need you help.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
How long is a really long time?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's been about seven and a half years? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Seven and a half years.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, my last one didn't go well. She was kind
of mean. Now I'm in a better spot. None of
my friends think that I have what it takes to
get her, and I want to prove them and myself
wrong that this is it.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I think I'm on side with your friends on this one.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
They're Mark, just because like you're so caught up, like
if she's as fine as you say she is, and
you know, you got to be smooth with a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
You seem like you a little gun shy over there,
Mark man, loosen up a little bit, bruh.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You haven't seen her man, he is who?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But that I mean, I've listened to you guys, and
you guys can help me. I'm like, I know if
I could come up with something cool and original, I
needed help, but I think we can. I can talk
to her.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, hold on, let me call the number you gave me.
Hold on real quick.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So I've got somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
By the name of Mark on the phone who has
been talking very highly about your girl, Mark. Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I guess he works with your brother.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Oh okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well he wants to ask you something, so I'm gonna
put him on the phone really quick.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Mark, I Mark, how are you?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is I'm Marked? This is this is Mark.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I'm Mark.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
We got that Mark.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I was telling the guys that you stopped me in
my tracks, and I was a little deliria of approaching
you because it was you know, I was afraid because
your brother works with me. I didn't know if it
was going to be appropriate. But I can't get you
off of my mind. So I decided to reach out
and see if possibly you know that that I could
take you out.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Mark. This is really sweet, but I don't know you right,
I mean, but.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know your brother. I've been friends with your brother
and worked with your brother for a long time, and
so I just want to know you.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
So I'm back in Oregon now, so I'm not going
to be back out that way until maybe the holidays,
and I could check on my brother just to see
what he says about you. I guess we.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Can talk on the phone since you're going to be
an organ and we can plan some things and get
to know each other.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Tell her how long it's been since you've been on
a date.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Mark It's been seven years, But I don't think that's important. Well,
I was always taught to chase the money, not the girls.
If you have the money, the girls will come. I
should not have said that. What I was saying is
I like you, and you go.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
To elementary school, like you check this box here.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
You know what? I think? That is sweet to have
the little notes.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh we got a slide, man, Sheila? You good with
him eating you up?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Or well?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I'm okay with you like texting. I'm gonna check back
with my brother about you and we can go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Thank you guys for for putting this together. And I
can't wait to the text and talk with Sheila
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