Paul got catfished by Melinda, but still went for it and got ghosted!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, well I met this girl on an app and
you know, she didn't look anything like her pictures, but
it's had a really nice body.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
To be honest, let's rewind one second. What exactly about
her didn't look like what she looked like online? Was
it like a filter thing or it looked like a
complete other person or what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Pretty close to a complete other person? Like you know,
they got their black magic that they.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Use black magic damn.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, but whatever arrived at that date was now what
I saw on the screen.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
But you were still into it.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm a little bit of a body guy, so I
kind of went with us.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Like, you know, okay, you stayed on the date. That's great,
you didn't up and leave. We have a lot of
those what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
For some reason, I have not heard from her. You know,
I gave it a shot and went for it anyway,
even though she like, you know, flat out live to
me and kind of and I'm still I'm not hearing
from her.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Maybe she didn't like you, bro, Like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It seemed like she liked me. She invited me back
to her place. Okay, you know, I don't know if
she just liked the date, guys, call me back because
she's insecure. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
So what is her name? Let's call because I want
to see you know what the deal is?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Her name is Melinda.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Good morning. How are you I'm good, I'm good. How
are you well?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm great? But uh, we got a phone call from Paul,
who we know you just recently went out on a
date with. What's your deal like with him?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Not him? Not him?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Definitely, So why did you even accept the date in
the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I mean, a girl's got to eat right. We actually
did have a good time. I'm not going to lie,
but he did mention that I wasn't what I looked
like in my pictures, kind of implying that I was busted.
But he's just not for.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Me, Melinda. Sounds like it's your booty, not your beauty.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I got a nice booty, honey, that's what he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
He said that too. Okay, so you're not interested in
dating him anymore? Can you at least express that to
him now, because that's he's calling on, Like, man, this
girl catfish me and then this appeared like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, he liked me too, so obviously if I'm disappeared.
There's a reason I'm not texting you back.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I mean, I tell people that all the time, but
you know, hey, some people don't get it.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So Paul, I can't believe I'm hearing right now. The
girl's gotta eat, you know, like you should be happy
that I went on a date with you. I wasn't
implying that you were busted. I was straight up saying,
like you got a straight butterface. You look like liprepon
grew up on quasi motos.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, you see what I'm dealing with.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
My goodness, daughter, a butter face said, everything looked good
on your butterface.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're sitting there on apps lying about yourself and then
you want to sit You're not lying about it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I posted my picture and you misinterpreted it. That wasn't
when I'm looking up at you on my knees, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't know whose picture that was, but it wasn't yours. Okay,
I didn't go out with that girl.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You went back to her house, so you didn't have
that much of a problem.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's right, thank you know.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I just focus on below the next Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, news slash. Paul, I didn't find you attractive either,
so I guess we're even on that.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
There you go, I will say, don't surprise people with
your looks like. That's not cool, right not?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I not.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I put a real picture of myself.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah was it from fifteen years ago?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And then you know, Paul, I guess it was cool
that she still went ahead with with the day. If
you know, she's not being honest or whatever. But then again,
you don't have to be disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right Oh yeah, Oh, so it's respectful to take my
money like she went along with it for a free meal.
She just said that, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And everybody said, and you know what, I'd be more
than willing to split the dinner with you if you want.
I'll even venmo you the cash.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Keep your money, buy some makeup that that will help
your situations.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, wow, maybe you need to go find somebody at
the plastic surgery office or something.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Natural is not the word for you, hunk.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Far be hold on, all right, Paul, I'm gonna let
you go. Man, stay blessed, you know, be safe out
there on the maps.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh boy, all.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Right, last word, Well, I'm gonna let you go to Melinda.
It's unfortunately you guys didn't make a connection, but.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well I appreciate you so thanks for having my back.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, you know, keep it honest out there. That's almost
say have ass.