Episode Transcript
A snail is crossing the road. A snail is crossing
the road. I was worrying if you.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Got no I was getting it. I was just like,
I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A snail is crossing the road. As he's about to
get to the other side, he gets run over by
a turtle. Oh, the paramedics arrived to take him to
the hospital. The doctors work hard to revive the little guy.
When the snail awakens, one of the doctors asks him
what happened. I don't know, groan the snail. It all
(00:38):
happened so fast.
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