Episode Transcript
A man goes to his doctor and says, I don't
think my wife's hearing is as good as it used
to be. What should I do? The doctor replies, well,
try this test to find out for sure. Now, when
your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen
feet behind her and ask a question. If she doesn't respond,
keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you well.
(00:21):
The man goes home, sees his wife preparing dinner. He
stands fifteen feet behind her and says, what's for dinner, Honey?
Gets no response, so I moves to ten feet behind her.
Asks again, what's for dinner, Honey? No response, so moves
even closer. What's for dinner, Honey? Again no answer. Finally,
(00:44):
he stands directly behind her and says, Honey, what's for dinner.
She says, for the fourth time, I said chicken.
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