(Joke of the Day) Animals argue over who is the greatest

A skunk, a lion and an eagle are arguing...

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A hawk, a lion, and a skunk are gathered in
a forest, arguing over who is the mightiest of the animals.
The hawk said, I'm the mightiest, for I can fly
way up high, see my prey from far distances, and
swoop down and take them at will. The lion said, no,

(00:21):
I am the king of the jungle. Every animal fears me,
for I can run the fastest, pounce with deadly force,
and have my way with prey. The skunk then said, well, no,
I'm the mightiest. I can release such a stench it
would force you both to run and hide from me.
Just then, a bear came out of nowhere and swallowed

(00:43):
all three of them, and one fell swoop, hawk, lion
and stinker