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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today is Chuck Norris Thursday. Because I say so absolutely,
thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
It's an honor.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
May I say to bring you Chuck Norris jokes on
Chuck Norris Thursday.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
My favorite Chuck Norris cut through a hot knife with butter.
Of course he can't.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
When Chuck Norris told the joke about Will Smith's wife, yeah,
Will Smith jumped up on stage and slapped himself.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Chuck Norris
Today is Chuck Norris Thursday. Because I say so absolutely,
thank you, sir.
Speaker 4 (00:05):
It's an honor.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
May I say to bring you Chuck Norris jokes on
Chuck Norris Thursday.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
My favorite Chuck Norris cut through a hot knife with butter.
Of course he can't.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
When Chuck Norris told the joke about Will Smith's wife, yeah,
Will Smith jumped up on stage and slapped himself.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Chuck Norris
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