All Episodes

January 7, 2025 34 secs
A guy knows that his girlfriend is going to be really surprised by this gift.  Ummmm.... (Photo: Getty Images)
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
This year, I'm gonna give it a thousand dollars to
the person that comes up with the best joke. Yeah,
it's probably gonna be me.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
But hey, oh, Steve. David walks up to.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The salesperson in the clothing store and says, I'd like
to buy my girlfriend a beautiful pink scarf. Cute, says
the woman. Sounds to me like it's gonna be a
great surprise. Sure is, says David. She's expecting a diamond.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well,
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.