(Joke of the Day) Little Old Lady Shocks a Door-To-Door Salesman

This door-to-door vacuum salesman probably wishes he'd never called on this little old lady!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A little old lady answered and knock at the door
one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Oh wow, good morning,
said the young man. If I could take just a
couple of minutes of your time, I'd like to demonstrate
the very latest and high powered vacuum cleaners. Go away,
said the old lady. I'm broke and haven't got any money,

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and she proceeded to close the door well quick as
a flash. The young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed it wide open. Don't be too hasty,
he said, not until you've at least seen my demonstration,
and with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure
under her hallway carpet. Oh my gosh. Now, if this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse

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manure from your carpet, he says, madam, I will personally
eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, well,
let me get you a fork, because they cut off
my electricity this morning. I can't think of your caution. Then,