(Joke of the Day) Man Questioned About His Fish by Game Warden

A game warden has some serious questions about the amount of fish this man has in his possession.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A guy was stopped by the game warden recently leaving
a lake which was well known for its fishing, with
two ice chests full of live fish in water. The
game warden asked the man, do you have a license
to catch those fish? No, I don't, sir, says the man.
These here are my petfish, pet fish. The warden is incredulous. Yep,

(00:23):
the man says, every night I take these fish down
to the lake and let him swim around for a while.
Then I whistle and they all jump right back into
the ice chest and I take him home. Oh that's
a bunch of bs. The warden replies, fish won't do that.
The man with the fish says, it's the truth. I'll
show you it really works. Okay, says the warden. I

(00:44):
gotta see this. So the man poured the fish back
into the lake and stood there. After a few minutes,
the game warden turns the man and says, well, well what,
asked the man.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well when are you going to call them back? Hal?
Who back?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
The man asked? The fish, yells the warden. The man says,
what fish.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh my gosh, in the morning, thank you. G