(Joke of the Day) Man Wants to Show Off Exotic New Pet

A man heads to the bar to show off his new exotic pet.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A guy walks into a bar, a pet store. A
pet store. A guy walks into a pet store and
wants to buy an unusual pet, so he walks out
with a centipede in a box. Now, Paul, for just
a moment, those of you who went to school with
me in Fremont, it's a bug with a lot of legs,

(00:20):
anywhere from fifteen to one hundred and ninety one pair. Yeah,
So he walks out with a centipede in a box.
When he gets out of the story, he decides to
take it to the bar. Just showed off to his friends.
As you would. He asked the centipede in the box, Hey,
would you like to go to Dundee Dell with me?
He said, said, hey, would you like to go to

(00:42):
Dundee Dell with me? Still nothing Again, he said, hey,
would you like to go to the Dundee Dell with me?
Uh huh. A little voice from the box says, I
heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes
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