Episode Transcript
Wait on, Santa Claus, this is not all that easy
being Santa Claus. I mean, he has some real things
to deal with, like the FAA examinations. Oh wow, it flies,
you know. Yeah, but he gets regular visits from the FAA.
The Federal Aviation Administration and the FAA examiner arrived last
week for the pre Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa
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had the elves, washed the sled and bathed all the reindeer.
Santa got his log book out and made sure all
his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine
all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to
the test. Well, the examiner walked slowly around the sledge,
checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear even Rudolph's knows.
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He painstakingly reviewed Sata's weight and balanced calculations for the
sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready to check the flight.
Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder
harness and checked the compus. Then the examiner hopped in, carrying,
to santa surprise a shotgun. WHOA what's that for, asked
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Sanna incredulously. The examiner winked and said, we're going to
see how you react when you lose an engine on takeoff.
Oh my god,
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