(Joke of the Day) Serious Brain Food

On advice from the owner of a grocery store a man goes after some serious brain food!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A customer Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled that the proprietor's quick
wit and intelligence. The customer says, tell me, mister Green,
what makes you so smart? Well, I wouldn't share my
secret with just anyone, mister Green replies, lowering his voice
so the other shoppers won't hear. But since you're a
good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it.

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Fish heads. What fish heads? You eat enough of them,
you'll be positively brilliant. You sell fish heads here, the
customer asks, Yep, only four bucks apiece. Huh? Well, the
customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the
store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he

(00:44):
isn't any smarter. Well, you didn't eat enough, says mister Green.
So the customer goes home with twenty more fishheads. Two
weeks later is back in, and this time he's really angry.
Hey Green, he says, you're selling me fish has for
four dollars apiece. But I see on that sign there
I can buy the whole fish for two dollars. You're

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ripping me off, you see, he says, mister Green, You're
getting smarter already. The