(Joke of the Day) The Preacher Who Played Sunday Hooky to Golf

This most amazing day can't be shared by a preacher playing hooky from his Sunday service.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every
chance he could get, he could be found on the
golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. Well,
one Sunday was a paricture perfect day for golfing. He
called an assistant to tell him that he was sick
and could not do church that day, and then he
packed the car up and drove three hours to a

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golf course where no one would recognize him. An angel
up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed.
He went to God and said, God, look at that preacher.
He should be punished for what he's doing. God nodded
in agreement. The preacher teed up the first hole. He
swung at the ball that caught a gust of wind

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and sailed effortlessly sleep through the air and landed right in.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
The cup whoa three hundred yards away?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Wow, nothing but net, as they say in basketball, a
picture perfect hole in one. He was amazed. He was
so excited. The angel was a little shocked. Turned to
God and said, I'm begging your pardon, but I thought
you were going to punish him. God smiled and said,
think about it. Who's he gonna tell here? You go,