Episode Transcript
The kindergarten teacher, missus Jensen, was celebrating her birthday. Uhh yeah,
so all the children in her class brought her presents.
The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She took it,
held it up, said I bet I know what it is.
I bet it's some flowers. That's right, shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift.
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She held it up, shook it and said, I bet
I know what it is. It's a box of candy.
That's right, shouted the little girl. The next gift was
from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher
held it up, saw that it was leaking. She touched
a drop with her finger and tasted it. Is it wine,
she asked, No, Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another
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drop to her tongue. Is it champagne? No, Johnny answered. Finally,
the teacher said, okay, Johnny, I give up. What is it?
Little Johnny says it's a kiddie Stevens looking in the morning.
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