Old George thinks twice about helping a young guy ready to take the marital plunge (Joke of the Day)
Episode Transcript
George and his wife Ellen went for a stroll in
the park. They sit down on a bench to rest
for a while. Soon they overhear voices coming from a
secluded spot nearby. Suddenly Ellen realizes that a young man
is about to propose. Not wanting to be eavesdropping during
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such an intimate moment, she gently nudges George and whispers,
why don't you whistle to let that young couple know
that somebody can hear them. George says, whistle. Why should
I whistle? Nobody whistled to warn me? Perhaps when George
got us from the Gundersons Jeweler Studios
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