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July 17, 2024 55 secs
A man with penguins in his car gets stopped-not once, but twice-by the same police officer. (Photo: Getty Images)
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(00:00):
A man was driving down the roadwhen a policeman pulled up next to him
and noticed that the man had aback seat full of penguins. What penguins,
Yeah, So the police officer pulledover the man. He says,
why are these penguins in your backseat. The man replies, well,
these are my penguins. They belongedto me. The police officer said,

(00:23):
you need to take them to thezoo. Well, the next day,
the officer saw the same guy drivingdown the road. He pulled him over
again. He saw the penguins werestill in his vehicle, but they were
wearing sunglasses this time. Okay,the officer said, I thought I told
you to take these penguins to thezoo. The man said I did,

(00:44):
and today I'm taking him to thebeach. From the Gunderson's Jeweler studio
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