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May 14, 2024 1 min
An old man's spending binge on his much younger girlfriend led to two entirely different reactions!  (Photo: Getty Images)
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(00:00):
A man walks into a very poshOmaha boutique with a gorgeous woman on his
arm. Give this woman anything shewants, say up to ten thousand dollars.
Well, the woman is just flushwith excitement. So the owner of
the shop personally waits on this womanfor over two hours. In that two

(00:20):
hours, she picks out some stylishnew clothes, some shoes, some fun
accessories, even some jewelry. Theowner tallies it all up and says,
I'm sorry, man, but thisis totally more than twelve thousand dollars.
No problem, says the old man. She's worth it. Can I write
you a check? Oh? Verygood, sir, says the shop owner.

(00:42):
Today is Friday, though you maycome back to Tuesday to pick up
everything after the check is cleared.If that's okay, man says, that's
fine. So the man and thewoman leave on Tuesday. The old fellow
returns. The store owner is outraged. How dare you show your face in
here? There wasn't a single pennyin that checking account. I know it,

(01:03):
says the old man, and I'msorry, but I do want to
thank you for the best weekend ofmy life.
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