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July 24, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session doing what they do best,
glapping their gums.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, I want you to get on your computer and
look up this song on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay, it's got YouTube open already.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
We are the Dittyman by a British comedian Ken Dodd.
Oh no, okay, we are the not the titty Men,
the like P Diddy. We are the ditty Man and

(00:40):
it has nothing to do with P Diddy. I want
you to listen to it and pull it up, yeah
by Ken Dodd.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Into the feed button. We'll probably have a damn commercials.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, So I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this, Okay, soe.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Hie why we always have a mincle the screen.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Watch the scool so Ozzie Osbourne had a really cool
take on how he wanted his funeral to go down.
He said his family could do whatever they wanted as
long as it made them happy, because funerals are for
the living. And he said, I honestly don't care what
they play at my funeral. They can put on a

(01:47):
medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle remember her for Scott Talent,
or they can play We are the Dindyman by Ken
Dodg so well, he says anything that they want, you know.

(02:11):
But he did say that if they could, he really
really would love them to play the Beatles song a
day in the life because he loved the Beatles. As
a matter of fact, he was talking to a bunch
of kids and they asked him, you know what made
you interested in music?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
And like you, he said, the Beatles.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Beatles changed my life.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
He says.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
He was like walking down the street listening to transistor
radio and a Beatles song came on, first time he
ever heard it, and he was like, what the fuck
is this right? And then he just fell in love.
So he would like a Beatles song to be played
at his funeral.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I remember watching the Beatles on the Edge Sullivan Show.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I was, yeah, God, what was I I remember my
mom sneaking in to see the Beatles on the Ed
Sullivan Show.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I don't I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Remember seeing it. But my dad thought of them as
long haired hippies.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well yeah, my dad said, look them long haired cool.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Of course, no, my dad was like, no, no, we're
not going to watch those long haired hippies. And my
mom said, oh, you know, go read because he was
a professor, so he was always reading. And then she
snuck into the TV room and watched the Beetles with
my brothers and my middle brother, Joaquin go go fell
in love. That was that began his love affair with

(03:24):
the Beatles.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
He just loved music.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, and that is not long hair, you guys, My god,
what did they have like an extra inch of bangs.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Going on in nineteen sixty feet? Oh my god, look at.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It. Really was considered to be long, and now you
look at it, it's like a little mophead. Do you
remember the birds the vultures in the Jungle Book?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
They were based on the Beatles. Really, yes, Beetles haircuts.
That's what I told you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It is is like, what what's going on with that?

Speaker 5 (03:58):
She even quotes the Jungle.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I love the Jungle Bug.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
All right, let's see who's on the phone. Oh hung up?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh never mind, sorry, Steve.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Here's something random for you guys. I meant to mention
this earlier this morning. One of the people who were
listening to our show on the iHeartRadio app is fishing
on the banks of the Mississippi River while listening to
the show. Excuse that a nice pigture. Yeah, mud bugs, oh,
mud bugs and big.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You think Trinity rivers nasty, Mississippi River is almost as nasty,
but not as nasty as the Trinity.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And if you don't think it's nasty, go to Galveston
in the summer. All that is because of the Mississippi River.
So the further you get away from the mouth of
the Mississippi River, the clearer the water gets.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, Galveston is really close to the so is New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Damn right.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'd still halsome fish out of there because some of
them are the size of a cooptaville.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, Mississippi, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Does it affect the taste of the seafood.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, cook it, cook it thoroughly. But yeah, all you
a haul out of the water.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Down right now in Galveston.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do you have to go far out to get the
delicious red fish or can you do it like right
off of one.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Of those piers?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
No, what what you got to do?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well, the last time I went deep sea fishing, we
got on a boat and we went out for two
hours before they stopped. And I told you about the
Mexican man with the green didn't I this Mexican God.
Like in the cartoons when somebody gets seasick, they turn green.
This guy, actually, honest to god, his face turned green.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Like Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Whoa, And I leaning over right next to him because
I cannot stand it to see or hear people throw up.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I will I will have sympathetic throw up.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
So two hours on a deep sea fishing charter, you
probably moving maybe twenty five miles an hour or so.
So yeah, you were probably fifty sixty miles out from shore,
or you were going to get the good fished.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yeah, but yes, do we have to go that far out?
I mean, it.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Depends on what you're going for. You know, you want
a marlin or something, then you gotta get way out for.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Your dead bodies.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, the body's in the dirty ass water, and get
rid of all that.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Don't you piss off Beyonce's mom, she'll call you and
start baking a nut.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, well cause she is Galveston born and bred and
from Galveston families.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
And she got in Charles Barkley's ass about talking about
the water.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Just go a little further south, go fishing off of
a padre a charter. That's what I did I caught
mackerel and sharks? Well, beautiful.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
That's a little further down, a little further drive a
couple hours.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Coworker Billy the Kid, his son loves Key West, Florida,
and they're on vacation this week, and so they went
to key West nice and his son caught a ar.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
They threw it back in, but he caught a shark.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And he's like, oh my god, we caught a shark,
and well it is shark.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Well there's another fish that they won't let you bring
on board is a ribbon fish.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
You know, the ribbonish.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's a long, skinny fish and it's got teeth as
long as an inch.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, they're mean.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Let's see who's on the phone now, Hello, bu them show.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Before I get into this, I need to ask you
what did you call it? The denture? Take out the denter?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
The No Denture Adventure is what he called it?

Speaker 6 (07:34):
No denture Adventure. Yes, the one that's gonna go down
in the records, Robert, I tell you the No Dner Adventure.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Well, laugh so hard, my pants.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
What's what's the u?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That song by Jay Giles man take out your false teeth, Mama.
I want to suck on your.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Good talking to you.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
With the green teeth.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, when he said that, Oh my god, I spin
out my coffee.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
The no denture adventure, Well you.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Gotta understand though, and it comes from experience. You you
had that done before, right, bo I mean no one no.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Come on, doesn't have dentures.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
No, no, no, no, he's had somebody with denters.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Now, I could go to Harry Hines and get me
one with false teeth. Yeah, but there's crabs.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I'm just speculating. I'm speculating.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I dated a girl once.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Go ahead, go ahead, that that that that that dirty
ass water.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Water it is dirty's.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Going to be eating fish coming out of the Atlantic
Ocean in about a month.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Oh you're going back to going back to New York. Hey?

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Oh yeah, And I got and I tell you what
I'm getting ready. I'm saving up right now because I
got to go to this one fish market that sells
lobster salad for one hundred and twenty dollars a pounds.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Good, damn good.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, it's not so much that it's damn good. It's
that number one as we know, it's the Hamptons but
number two. Yeah, the guy goes out in the morning,
catches the lobster, steams it up, makes the salad, and
puts it out for sale twenty minutes later. So you
don't find that everywhere.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Twenty bucks a pound, one.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Hundred and twenty bucks a pound. It's seventy eight pounds off,
seventy eight pounds pounds off season.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
So, uh, Saturday, I'm gonna go get that Cousin's main lobster.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
That truck's going to be in Lewisville at.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
The H two t ht O win win win.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Saturday, Like I think around noon, And where is this
in Lewisville?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
It's one of a con bo oh, I love Where
is Lewisville is though.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Htr Let me go google it for you.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'll tell you what you Just get me the address
and write it down.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I mean to be there.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
It's expensive because it's lobster, but it is well worth it.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
I love there. Yes, you've you've had I'm sorry to
interrupt you, but you've had it before.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The Cousin's main lobsters.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yes, their lobster rolls are dumb, and they give you
a really good, generous portion of lobster.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Don't be skipping on the lobster now.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I'm just concerned about what a lobster goes through getting
from Maine to Texas.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Tanks that what a tank?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
A tank?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Well, a tank a tank?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now tank, you know, because he's in there with a
lot of other lobsters and their plot, and say.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Let's gill these fucking humans. If we could get out
of here, we'd pinch him to death.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
If we can cut one rubber band off a claw,
we can cut them all.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay, This hto in Lewisville is at twelve sixty.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Seven West Round Grove Road.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
They're going to be out there Saturday. I'll get you
all the infrom because I'm going I know.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Exactly that mortgage on, get a second mortgage on the house. Yeah,
and some board and sperm.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'll have my little lobster roll on Saturday, and then
for the rest of the weekend, I'll have ramen noodles
from Dollar General.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Man.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
It'll be worth it will be.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
How's your mama doing?

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Oh, she's getting old. She went to go see an
old elementary school friend. They've known each other all their
lives and she finally got to see her after like
twenty five years my godmother, and they posted a thick
picture of the two of them on Facebook, and I
didn't recognize that it was either one of them for
the first couple of minutes, and then yeah, but no,
she's doing good. I mean she's doing She's still full

(11:44):
of pisson vinegar, God bless her, but you know she's uh,
she's going to be ninety two. And I'm not sure
what I'm going to get into when I get up there,
but I know it'll be fun. I'm gonna eat my ass,
I'm gonna get drunk with my.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Mom yvideo type it and interview her.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
I'm going to I'm going to and and if it's
if it's family friendly, I'll put it on Facebook. You guys,
have a wonderful day. Love you all, talk to you
later on.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
All right, all right, all right, I gotta go, man, Okay,
what you gotta do, y'all?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Work?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I gotta go edit some stuff, Gotta go find some
material for an upcoming public affairs show working on before
you go.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Tomorrow
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