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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on
my bed with a handful of pringles, potato chips and
a ding dong by my head time. I'm Missananda. The
hell yes, act me budday night. I'm a junk food chunkie.
Good Lord, pity on me. Well, I guess you have
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surmised that today is National junk Food Day. Yeah, bring
it baby now. Some of you might remember that stupid
ass song from nineteen seventy five. It spent fifteen weeks
on the US charts, reaching number nine on the Billboard
Hot one hundred. If for some reason you'd like to
add that to your musical collection, First of all, why
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And second of all, you have to get in touch
with Ktel plenty of k Tel albums, get old k tell.
In fact, you're gonna have to figure out a junk
food commercial. Oh okay at fifty to choose your tickets.
Pick your tickets between George Thurgot and Destroyers or tickets
to see pen Cool. It's also inviting alien to live
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with you day e. If I happen to run into
a visitor from another galaxy al and buy him to
stay for a few days, but I don't want him
living with me with you. Are they housebroken? I don't know.
I don't think i'd like a random anal probe in
the middle of the night, because that's what they do.
You know, I heard it is take a monket at
lunch day. Yes, oh no, they don't know how to
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behave in public. And they throw their food at you,
the food that you probably not just their food. Oh yeah,
I know. Yeah, they throw the after products they throw
at you. Do they use them as ammo, But it
takes a day or two for that to get that way.
It is legal drinking age day. Tell me you don't
remember when you were counting the days until you turn
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twenty one so you could start drinking and start stomping
on your own brain cells whenever you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bo I remember when eighteen was the legal yes age.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
In Texas they first made it eighteen and there's big
parties where everybody was given away free alcohol.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, well, they say, if you're old enough to join
the army and serve your country at the age of eighteen,
you should.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Be allowed to drink. Well, there's a place called Travis
Street Electric Company that had a big party that night
and people were just passed out all over the place.
People just can't handle their liquor.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Do you guys remember turning twenty one and going out
and purposely wanting to get carded and yes, card me now, Yeah,
garden license ready to go in your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
At one point you realized that throwing up leaning against
your car wasn't all that much fun. Yeah, I was
a little overrated. Yes, a national Tug of War tournament day. Look,
just dealing with a Monday after a weekend is enough
of a tug of war for all of us? Did
you know? The tug of war was once an Olympic event,
appearing at five consecutive editions of the Games from nineteen
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hundred to nineteen twenty. However, it is no longer part
of the Olympic program since the International Olympic Committee realized
what a stupid sporting I have not done tug wars
since we did, like the Radio Olympics. Yeah, the day, yes,
sir sir, it's National get out of the Doghouse Day.
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I don't know, I've spent so much time in it,
I'm kind of used to it now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I wonder if that astronomer CEO is out of the
dog house, yet.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He resigned resign. Oh yes, we're gonna have a whole
update on stupid. Yeah. Oh my god. It was everywhere
this weekend and it's stick out your Tongue day. Okay, one, two, three,
Now we celebrated. Oh we need to celebrate to get
the show going to this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Is that because it's Gene Simmons birthday or something?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh it is Jeene Simmons birthday today.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know. I'm just saying stick out your tongue.
If it's not, it should be absolutely sure. It's around
here somewhere. Well, we'll play something from Gene when it is. Okay,
So we got to look at sports of all sorts
coming up. Yeah, then of course it's the freaking Fool File.
And I can't tell you how many bizarre facts I
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found today for the Free Yourself. No, because it keeps
rolling like a snowball, and there'll be even more tomorrow. Problem,
there's never a shortage. Well, because dumbass comes out a
lot during the weekend. Very true. Oh yeah, and then
by the time Monday rolls, it's still rolling down the hill.
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You appreciate it. Oh, yes, Monday, get ready for a
whole week. Doesn't sound really inspiring, doesn't it? When I said,
you don't sound too energetic? But okay, I'll tell you
what I know. It'll make me feel better if we
do the morning skirt. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. And
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if you'll notice on Facebook Live, I'm wearing my Stephen
Colbert Late Show shirt. Yeah, Collectors Edition down. Yes, that
Paul Mecurio his opening act. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
How much times he had left a year ten till
next May.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All right, boy, something's gotta be done, y'all, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Are you all ready? Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, then it comes lom Sar ninety two five. Well
here it is, six thirty y'all all ready to sport
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The world's number one golfer, Scottie Jeffler had just started
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his newest campaign to bring home that famous claret jug
from the Open, which was something he was missing in
his otherwise stack collection of achievements. But before he even
took his first shot at the Royal Port Rush Golf
Club in Port rush Ners. There, iland Scheffler scored a
notable win. Back home, he found out he won the
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sp Award for Best Golfer. Yeah, buddy, yes, way to go.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That might have inspired him because Scotty came out swinging.
He walked away with that famous Clairet jug. He finished
the tournament seventeen under par. Nobody was even close to
be under par. Seventeen. Yeah, that's that's pretty impressive. The
PGA Tour also acknowledged Scotty Scheffer's sp victory with a
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congratulatory post on social media. It says, add this to
the trophy case and it had a little trophy emoji
to make it cute. After he won the Open, his
wife and baby ran out onto the course to congratulate
him while the crowd cheered him. I like him. Yeah,
he's well, he's a longhorn, you know. He's a cool dude.
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No he's not. He is, No, he's not. Oh, don't
tell me he is. He is. He and Jordan's speed both. Okay,
I'll forgive him now.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right, it's late July, bo and diehard Dallas Cowboys fans
know exactly what that means.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
For better or worse.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's time for the Boys in Silver and Blue to
make their annual trek out west to Oxnard, California to
start training camp in anticipation of the upcoming season. This
year's camp should make for an entertaining couple of weeks, too,
given how much change this team has endured in the
off season. There's the new coach, of course, and there's
the Micah Parsons thing to deal with. There's also the
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big shoes left to fill on the offensive line, with
one of the team's all time great blockers, Zach Martin,
having retired from the roster. Today's Jerry's Kids back up
and head to camp with everything getting underway tomorrow. Of course,
we're gonna be checking in with our friend Fox Force
Mike Doocy every so often to see if there's any
news from Oxnard, good or bad, or as he likes
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to call it, Foxnard from Box.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I think he's gonna check in with us bo on Wednesday,
the first day of training tea. Yeah, so he'll have
to scoop for us. By the way, you picked up
on that Jerry's Kids, I did. I did.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
WNBA athletes from Team Clark and also from Team Colliers
started warming up over the weekend for their upcoming twenty
twenty five WNBA All Star Game. It might have just
been warm ups, but there was an awful lot of
cameras in the house, and there was an awful lot
of black T shirts on the athletes, And this is
what the shirt said.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hey what you owe us? Yes, WNBA, They've been getting
screwed for a while. I've been getting the run around
for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
The WNBA Players Association and the WNBA are negotiating a
new collective bargaining agreement. Players opted out to the current
CBA last October. They're seeking a better revenue sharing model.
I certainly hope so increased salaries, improved benefits.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And also a softer salary cap.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Talks on Thursday included at least forty WNBA athletes, the
largest attendance ever for collective bargaining negotiations in that league,
and it ended after a couple hours. There's a lot
of money coming into the league over the next few years,
with new eleven year METEA rites deal that's worth just
over two billion dollars, three new expansion teams that each
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paid two hundred and fifty million in fees, and many
new sponsors. The WNBA is starting to blow up. It's
going to be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And I don't blame him for a lot more money. Really,
with a sixty K a year on or something like that.
Max Holloway said he wanted to play spoiler and he
did it. Saturday night. In the main event, Halloway defeated
Dustin Porrier in a unanimous decision to retain the UFC
BMF Championship in UFC three eighteen at the Smoothie King
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Center in New Orleans. That DMF, you know what that means,
y know. The win for Holliday was the first in
three fights against Porrier, who beat him in twenty twelve.
In twenty nineteen, Halloway retained is BMF title after landing
ninety eight Morse Sdrike that his opponent did fighting against
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a partisan Luisi and a crowd for the Native Son
Poorier in his retirement match. Holloway was the quicker fighter
for the entire match, knocking Poitier off his feet early
in the first round. I was watching it at this
place called the Angry Elephant in Little Elm and it
was packed. I didn't know this guy was that pot
oh Yeah. The lost ins a brilliant career for Poitier,
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who finished his his career with a thirty and ten record.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Texas Rangers were hoping to sweep the Detroit Tigers last
night after beating them both Friday and Saturday at Globeli.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Field, but he was not meant to be.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Matt Vierling hit a tie breaking single with two outs
in the eighth inning, and the Detroit Tigers snapped a
season wor six game losing street by beating our Texas
Rangers two to one last night. Detroit's Tarique Scubell, the
reigning American League Cy Young Award winner and the starter
in last Tuesday's All Star Game, was cruising with a
two hitch shutout heading into the seven. He struck out
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eleven walk none on one hundred and five pitches in
his seventh double digit strikeout game this season.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
By the way, Corey.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Seeger extended his on Bay streak to twenty one games,
the longest active run in the American League. Now Tonight,
the Rangers begin a three game series against the Athletics
at Globe Liffield. I like the way ESPN referred to
them the nomadic Athletics since they don't have a home
right now.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, they've been moving here there and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, since they left Oakland, they've been playing out of Sacramento,
but they go by just the athletics.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Y Well, find a place in settle down in Vegas. Yes,
first pitch tonight, we'll be at seven oh five.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
If you can't make it out to the Shed, you
can watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And as we ramp up to pig skin time, both
the Tampa Bay Bucks and the Seattle Seahawks are marking
their fifteenth anniversaries right now, so it's no surprise that
they're going to be turning back the clock when they
play each other in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's coming up on the schedule Week five.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
The Buccaneers are going to be wearing their classic white
cream sickle jerseys.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
For the very first season. I don't like it. It
really looked like a cream sick when the first came.
It makes me want an orange Julius too.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
While the Seahawks will be wearing their old royal blue
jerseys and so it's gonna be colorful and different when
they take the field. Both teams will also sport the
helmets that they wore way back in the day. Also
in the world of football, it looks like we're getting
a show about Bill Belichick at North Carolina after all.
If you'll remember, earlier this year, HBO wanted Belichick for
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their Hard Knock show that did not happen. The deal
officially fell through, reportedly due to issues with Belichick's girlfriend,
Jordan Hudson. Yeah, hashtag control freak. You know Bill's arm candy.
And another deal is in place that involves a different
documentary series, more directly about Belichick that's expected to air
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on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I can't wait to not watch it. Awesome And you
know this is amusing, but it really ain't that it's funny. Yesterday,
Trump pushed the Washington Commander's NFL team to return to
his previous name, which was scrapped five years ago because
it included a word that many of view as a
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slur against Native American. And you know Trump loved in
racial slur. I'll tell you he just doesn't say it
in front of the cameras. Now. Hours later, the Orange
Cheeto said he may put a restriction on them if
they don't change the name back to the original Washington Redskins.
He says I won't make a deal for them to
build a new stadium in Washington if they don't. Are
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you serious? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Meanwhile, in baseball, he also pushed the Cleveland Guardians major
League Baseball team to change back to the Cleveland Indians,
a name the franchise got rid of in twenty twenty won.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
For the same reason as the Commanders changed their name.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Well, I wonder if he's going to expect the Atlanta
Braves to start doing that, Tomaho.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know too. Not only does he try to
bully those people he hates, but he's now wanting to
bully the sports world too. Pretty wacky. We like I say,
it's amusing, but it ain't fun. What a world? What
a world? The preaking full file next on the ball
with them told, or as they say, drive like hell
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and you'll get there eventually later. All right, hey, head
lives from Hollywood giving up, But now it's time for
the freaking fool File. This one's kind of disturbing, Okay.
Police in New Delhi, India, said last Wednesday that they
found a Russian woman and her two young daughters living
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in isolation in a remote forest cave miles away from civilization.
The woman identified as forty year old Nina Coutina Nina
Kutilla streat name Nina sound like an anime character, doesn't well.
Her and her daughter's ages six and four, found by
police during a routine patrol at a popular tourist site
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back on July the ninth. The family had been hiding
in the cave for more than a week because authorities
were going to deport her and I assume her kids too,
back to Russia because she overstayed her visa. She and
the children have been moved to a nearby detention facility
for foreigners living illegally in India. See we're not the
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only country that can be meaned. Foreign police said in
a statement that Kutina spent her time in the cave
meditating by candlelight with her kids, and that she told
investigating officers she was interested in staying in the forest
forever and worshiping God. Hey, if that's what turns you
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on badness Russia, be that she wants to live in
a cave, right, better, kids are gone. Des is a
lot better than that, damn.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Probably travel to Canada BO. A Canadian woman received strange
phone calls for a whole year from random people claiming
that they had found her cat, even though her cat
wasn't missing.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Last week she finally learned what it was all about.
Natasha Levau began receiving these calls last year, but Mouser
her black cat was always right there at home on
the couch sitting next to her. This went on for
a year until her boyfriend Jonathan Mcurac finally confronted one
of the late night callers and got to the bottom
of it. Turns out someone had bought a novelle shirt
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online featured a fake missing cat and included a cash
reward and a real phone number. That number was just
made up by the company who makes the t shirt,
but that number just happened to be Natasha's phone number,
real number. Yes, the shirt was sold by a US
company called Wisdom, and while they've since pulled the shirt
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from their website, the damage was done because the shirt
is still out there. Natasha's number is still floating around
on social media and the calls have not stopped. She
says she's been harassed day and night, and she's not
changing her number either. It's been hers for nearly twenty years.
She may want to keep her phone on silent mode.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah man, yeah, I turned the ringer office. That's sad,
all right.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
A maximum security prison in Leon, France was the site
of a rather dramatic and daring inmate escape recently. Hey
maybe it'll become a screenplay again.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
A young inmate recently managed to escape a max security
prison in Leon, France by taking advantage of a fellow
inmate's release. He hid in their luggage waiting to be
carried out of the max security facility.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Smart move. Yeah. The escape of the.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Guy, a twenty year old El Yazid A from Leon
Corbas prison last Friday, made national headlines all weekend in France,
bringing into question both the prison's security system and it's
notorious overcrowding. And what really caught the public's attention is
how easily he managed to slip by the guards. He
got into a huge canvas bag that prisoners who are
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exiting used to cram all of their personals into, and
it's big enough to hold a human. So why wouldn't
the guards be watching something like that?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They check it?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Ye, yeah, they should be scrutinizing closer. So the daring
escape was made possible. By the release of a fellow
inmate who simply carried eliazed out the front gate into
a car waiting for him. It was twenty four hours
before they realized this prisoner was missing. Twenty four hours wow.
The young inmate hid in a visiting bag and away
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they went. His freedom didn't last long, however, he was
arrested forty eight hours later. His alleged accomplice, who now
risked returning to prison despite having already served his time,
is still being hunted by police. However, interesting, we'll keep
your post.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, okay, Annabelle, Yes, sir, you're gonna want to look
up this picture and we got to post it. Okay.
Japanese internet celebrity at Joe u cheach One, that's his
Name's known as the YouTuber with the world's longest chin.
It looks like he could dig a ditch with it.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh my, this anime character.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yes, that's a chin for you, bless hall. It doesn't
look real. It looks like Ai probably takes him an
extra ten minutes to shave. At Joe new cheach One
is a very good example of how to turn a
physical peculiarity that someone consider a birthday fect into an
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advantage over the competition. The young Japanese YouTuber was ridiculed
and compared to anime characters just like that one, but
he never let it get to him. He kind of
looks like jay Leno. Look at that chap jay Leno
mixed with quagmire. Yeah, Asian jay Leno. If anything, he
learned into his unique look to attract more attention. Most
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of his YouTube and TikTok clips are centered around his
chin for obvious reason. People are fascinated and intrigued by
it because it looks like the protruding, pointy chin of
an anime character. In fact, his social media handle is
inspired by Yugi Oh character caught Asuya Ji noutcci. That's
where he's got so, that's where he got kay. Some
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of his nearly thirty third, one hundred and fifty thousand
YouTube fans have long asked him to get an X
ray of his chin and post it online, and he
did just that. Wow. Doctor said they had never seen
anything like it before, but told him that it was
most likely caused by genetic factors and he just got
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have to live with it. Although his chin still attracts
cruel jokes from time to time, and has even caused
him to be rejected by women. He considers it an
asset to increase his social media following. Yeah, and that's
the important thing. I'm gonna start following him now.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket,
and this week we have more tickets to see George
Thorogood in The Destroyers August twenty sixth at Texas Trust
cuth Theater. Or you can pick tickets to see Pantera
September thirty do Seki's Pavilion, and if you want to win,
you'll have to guess Bow's junk food commercial.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Pack your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember,
pick your ticket again this week, tickets to see George
Thorogood and the Destroyers or tickets to see Pantera. Whatever
floats your boat. You picked that, and the other one
goes into the eight forty lone Star ticket Wino. But
I got to tell you about this guy. He is
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a D Day veteran named Papa Jake Larson who served
survived German gunfire and served in the Army in Normandy
in nineteen forty four, and garnered one point two million
followers on TikTok later in life by sharing stories of
World War Two and his adventures. He does those videos
with his grandson. Yes, he passed away at the age
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of one hundred and two. This self described country boy
from Minnesota was quote cracking jokes till the end, his
granddaughter wrote in announcing his death. Tributes to him quickly
filled his story time with Papa Jake TikTok account from
across the United States, where he had been living in Lafayette, California,
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towns all around Normandy. Still grateful to the Allied forces
for what they did, paid homage to him too. That's sweet.
Born December twentieth, nineteen twenty two in Owatana, Minnesota, Larson
enlisted in the National Guard in nineteen thirty eight, lying
about his age since he was only fifteen at the
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time they really wanted to do military service. He was
among the nearly one hundred and sixty thousand Allied troops
that stormed the Normandy Beaches on d Day, June sixth,
nineteen forty four, surviving machine gun fire when he landed
on Omaha Beach. He went on to fight through the
Battle of the Bulge in Belgium and Luxembourg, which was
one of the defining moments of the war that led
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to Hitler's defeat. His service earned him a Bronze Star
and a French Legion of Honor award. They need to
make a war movie out of Papa Jake Lars.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, yes, and those videos with his grandson are incredible.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
They're so sweet and funny. And they asked him what
was the thing he missed most about not being in America.
He said, his favorite thing of all time is Anna's
head lines from Hollywood. Oh God, you were slacking. I
was taken a back. I don't know him.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I got.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Let's have it girlfriend, alright, motive the Superman still flying high.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I know you loved it too. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The movie tops the box office for the second straight
week with the take of fifty seven point three million
dollars this past weekend. Jurassic World Rebirth came in second,
and the horror movie I Know What You Did Last
Summer had a disappointing debut, grabbing third place with only
thirteen million dollars in its first week out not good
as you know. The Emmy nominations were announced last week
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and leading the way severns with twenty seven nominations. But
among the nominees, Ron Howard Ophi from The Andy Griffith
Show and Richie Cunningham from Happy Days, received his first
Acting Emmy nomination for his role in the actual t
EV Plus cringe comedy The Studio. Ron Howard jokes that
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his first Emmy nomination for acting is for playing an
a HO version of himself.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
The Emmys will.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Be handed out September fourteenth, and you can watch the
Emmys on CBS.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He's a Trophies on the shelves director, not for acting. Well,
it's official. Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Jackson heading up the Tulsa King spinoff Nola King. The
spinoff got the green light from Paramount Plus.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Samuel L. Jackson will play.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Russell Lee Washington Junior, who will first be introduced in
Tulsa King season three along with Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Have you watched that great show?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Fans of Peewee Herman may want to plan a road
trip to San Antonio, the original bike from Peewee's Big
adventure will be permanently displayed at.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
The Alamo as it should be.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
There will be limited showings of it later, did she
and then it's going to be part of their museum,
which will open in twenty twenty seven. And congratulations are
in order for former Saturday Night Live star Pete Davidson,
who is going to be a daddy. A source confirmed
to People magazine that Davidson, who is thirty one, and
his third twenty nine year old girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, are
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expecting their first baby together. Hewitt is a London born
model and actress, and she confirmed the pregnancy on her
social media saying, well now everyone knows we had sex.
And Coldplays Chris Martin not letting history repeat itself after
he was involved in a viral moment leading to allegations
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that astronomer CEO Andy Byron was having an affair with
a fellow employee. The Coldplay front man issued a warning
to fans before featuring them on the JumboTron at his
concert in Madison, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
This last Saturday. Better not be with somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
As for Andy Byron, he has resigned as CEO of
the AI Company. Meanwhile, at ballparks around the Country fans
made fun of the kisscam incident with their own take
by ducking whenever the kisscam.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Camera came to them.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And of course, you know, someone made a song about
the whole thing on.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
The che slub who just had to quit his job.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That would have been funnier if I would have been
more familiar with Coldplay's music.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well, one thing you could say about Coldplay is for
a couple of days, they brought the nation together. And
that's your head lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
The Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
If anybody knows about Hollywood Knights, it's Annabelle to my right.
By the way, we got a new wake up slap
to play for you. Yes, Craig wants us to call
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his wife Alison. Now this has already been recorded, because
you have to do it that way. He wants us
to call her and mess with her, and I'll have
him explain what's going on here in a minute. But
he says, work in the phrase bloomer pudding and see
if she catches you, because she heard me say that
one time and left her ass off. And no one
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else says bloomer pudding. I know, I think I'm the
only one who does that. I think you own the
top of the mountain with that one bowl. Well, I'm
gonna get it copyright here, dammit you sauld. That's right.
So that's coming up. But now it's time for the
educational part of this so called show. It's time for
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did you know? For example, did you know the harmonica
player on Thin Lizzy's nineteen seventy eight album Live and
Dangerous was it Huey Lewis. Now he was credited as
Bluesy Huey Lewis, and you can hear him on his
song called Baby Drives Me Crazy? Where to Go Hueye?
(29:10):
Did you know for the first five US presidential elections,
only white men who owned property were allowed to vote.
That's right, and you had to own properties, she did.
Did you know in Europe cool ranch doritos are called
COR's cool American doritos. American doritos. Well, it's in Europe.
(29:34):
They wow, They won't to let you know where it
came from.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They don't want any part of it. It's American doritos,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
The word ranch isn't in their vernacular. I guess I
don't know. Did you know the world record for bench
press was three hundred and sixty four pounds in nineteen sixteen.
It's now almost quadruple that. Really, a guy named Jimmy
Cob bench press one four hundred and one pounds in
(30:03):
twenty twenty three. Way how could he? My nuts would
explode if man? Did you know the tongue twister she
sells sea shells by the seashore was inspired by a
female palaeontologist named Mary Anning, who actually sold fossils of
off a little stand in Dorset Beach in England in
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the early eighteen hundred. Yes, yes, huh. Did you know
if a Major League baseball player catches a ball with
their hat, the batter automatically gets a triple and everyone
else on base gets to score. They don't count it.
That thought, I thought that would be something clever to do,
(30:46):
like Wesley Snipes in Major League. Well apparently it's really illegal. Huh.
Now you know Dallas Horror Classic Rock Alone Star nine
like Archestra and telephone line, And we're going to the
telephone lines right now. Well, actually we went a little earlier.
(31:08):
This is the first wake up flat we pulled off
in a while, mean a while. Yeah, Okay, Greig, let
us call Allison at her job. Explain it all right.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
The deal is that my wife recently went to her
class reunion. In the high school class reunion, she ran
into her high school sweetheart and the guy's still single.
She told her friends, you know how good looking he
still is, but she didn't talk to him because she
thought I would be jealous. So I just, you know,
I was thinking, if you guys could pretend to be
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this guy and give her a call. His name is Sean,
He's from Georgia. He has a pretty six southern accent.
So if you could call her up and just hit
on her and say how disappointed that you were that
you know that you didn't get to talk at the reunion,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Okay. So she's at work and she will answer the phone.
And you said I should bring up the phrase bloomer
pudding because she laughed the first time she heard that.
So she's listening to the show before. Yeah, okay, dude,
are you sure you want to do this? He doesn't
mind if he gets cut off, I guess, And I
trust her.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, I trust her implicitly love that way.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, let's get a hold of your wife. Alison.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
That's that's her name, Alison.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Yeah, this is Alison.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Hello Welson. How are you doing.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
I'm sure he is this.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, you might have remembered me. My name is Sean.
I seen you since the reunion.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Sean.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, Sean. You know me, Sean from high school.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh yeah, well I hope you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But Jane is from the high school. Gave me you
a number, and since I didn't get to talk to
you at the reunion, I thought i'd give you a
call right now. Is that okay? I hope I'm not
bothering me at your job.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Uh No, you don't really sound like yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh well that's because I had an accident and it
ruined my vocal cords and I lost all my teeth.
So I mean not sound same as I you too,
But uh, I still think about you every time. I mean,
I was bummed out I didn't get to talk to
you at our Morgan County High School reunion, so I
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was hoping to catch up with you. In fact, you're
the You're the only reason I went to the reunion.
We went to see you.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Yeah, I'm fired, Sean, And yeah, I'm sorry. We didn't
really get talk at all.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm coming to Texas this weekend. I'm
coming to the Dallas area for work and was hoping
maybe maybe we could get together for dinner something. Uh
this weekend, Yes, this weekend. I'll either be there Friday
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or Saturday, whatever work for you. You just tack where
you won't go eat.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Hmmm, well, I'll tell you what, se I'll check with
my husband and maybe, you know, maybe Saturday might work.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
For the husband I was I was hoping it would
be just the two of us, like that song just
the twouse.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Well, I gotta be honest with Yeah, I don't think
I feel real comfortable with that.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh well, come on now, Jannet told me how you
were peddling all the sims at the reunion, that you
thought I still looked good, and how you still had
a thing for me. So I open we could hook
up over the weekend, maybe rekindle some old flames or something.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Oh yeah, no, no, I think you misunderstood, Sean. I'm
very happily married.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh really, but that's not what I heard. I heard
you were itching to get with me, and I have
told you that I sure would love to make that happen.
I really would.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yeah, that is not going to happen.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh I think we could. How did you know quick
word were left off? I mean, I know I don't
talk like I you too, and I don't look as
good as O you too. But remember that time we
almost got caught at the football stadium. Remember that.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Football stadium?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah? Yeah, you and me? Yeah, boogey boogie that was.
I'll tell you what a number of yea that. It's
some of the best bloomer pudding I've ever had.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
What is this, bo Roberts, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Damn Bob Roberto, I know this is true.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
I don't I do not know anyone hoped you would say.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Bloomer boomer pudding? Bo did my husband, Alison say old
to the man who flipped you up for a wake
up flap? Your husband and Craig.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Honey, Craig, I can't believe you did.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is not funny. Oh yes it was funny.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Come on, I heard you laughing. Maybe a little bit funny.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Uh Nope, not funny enough. Score you score any of
my bloomer pudding anytime, oh Craig, But you grab the.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Best bloomer putting around Quig told me you'd recognize the
phrase bloomer pudding because I guess you've heard me say
that on the show, and he wanted to see if
it would give me away if I said that. Come
come on, Alison, don't don't be that way. He was
just trying to give you a nice call and brighten
your day. Apparently it darkened it and we were wrong.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, my day. I'll take care of him when I
get home.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Big thanks for the email, and Alison, you don't want
to get together and have some bloom puddin with me?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Guys. Don't you don't want not bloom at puddin. Everybody
had their own blooming puttons. You just gotta look hard,
don't you know what I'm saying. It's a Boe and
Them show bum Shard ninety two five. Okay, we told
you at the first of this goofy ass show that
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today is National Junk Food Day, and so naturally you
had to start it with that dumb junk food junkie
song which came out in seventy five. So here's what
you're gonna have to do. I found out that they
consider whoever they are hamburgers and pizza is junk food. No,
it's not. That's regular. It's real food. Yes, thank you,
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this is junk food. Okay, I'm going to play a commercial.
You tell me the name of this junk food, and
you gotta give me the brand name. Okay, all right,
all right, listen and learnt.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Candy.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
It was the secret of old fashioned candy store candy
so uses pure real chocolate, good country butter, whole milk,
pump raisins, and cherries. What an old fashioned value candy?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
A day's a little brighter with treats from spend this
sweet little moment with Royals, rich and smooth caramels made
with milk and four was your favorite feelings. They're more
than just candy. Nobody treats American life.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, is it that easy? I get it? Yeah, you
got it. You both got it. I didn't know exactly
which candy it was. You just give me the brand name. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I used to steal this a lot kid, not as
an adult.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Mind you guys, you learned your lesson as I can
all the masks whoopings. Finally too, I'm gonna play it
one more time. I don't play it one more time?
Ready or not? Here come again?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
It was the secret of old fashioned candy store candy
so uses pure real chocolate, good country butter, whole milk,
pump raisins, and cherries. What an old fashioned value.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
A days A little brighter with treats from a sweet
little moment with royals, rich and smooth caramels, made with
milk and filmed with your favorite feelings. They're more than
just candy. Nobody treats American life.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So someone messaged me one of the rascuals, and he
knew the answer.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh yeah, pretty easy. I usually take it kind of
easy on you for a Monday, because you hits head
still cloudy after the weekend. Let's see if it takes
more than two calls. Okay, boy of them, show tell
me the name of that candy brock Wow. And some
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of their stuff is really good and some of it is.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Nice white candy that had that like jelly, the red jelly.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Well, that's junk food for your ass, right then? Okay,
who is this?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Really, do you like that Rock's candy? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It was so easy to steal when you were little
because they had it right there.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
In the open. Well, see, I'd rather steal a tootsie
roll than one of those. Okay, first of all, who
is this? This is Michael Michael. All right, which tickets
do you want? You want the George third good tickets
with the band tr tickets I for. You're gonna pay
it forward? How nice? What a guy? Yeah, he's thinking,
(41:40):
I don't like I win too often. Yeah, I'll pay
it for it. Well, thank you, thanks man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Yeah, you two brother.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I'm just gonna see you going them show. Do you
know what candy? That was rock candy? Even if you
got it, I was going to give you the chance
to pick your ticket anyway, because the guy before you,
Michael said, he's paring it forward. That's a good American
citizen right there. Okay, who is this? Terry? Terry hewittt
(42:16):
what's up?
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Man?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay, So which tickets do you want? You want George
thurregud or do you want Pantera tickets? George Pantera tickets
in the A forty ticket window? Hang on just a minute,
we'll hook you up. Okay, all right, what a man?
See it wasn't this hard as no, Actually it's kind
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of stupidly easy. If you really want to know.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey, jeffk is on vacation this week, but Pat Lynch
is filling in this afternoon. He's going to open up
the lone Star ticket window at around four thirty five.
He has tickets to see Toto Men at Work and
Christopher Cross August eighteenth. If you want to win, make
sure you're listening this afternoon to lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Five Dallas fort Worth's Classics lone Star ninety two to five. Here,
it is Monday, and I think we need to bring
something back that we haven't done in quite some time.
Oh yeah, what's that? It's time now for Anna's Monday
Morning Mexican Word of Today. Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Okay, this is from my ancestors in Monterrangue on Mexico.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Today's word of the day jerky jerky. Could you please
use it in the sentence Seniorita when leaving your house.
If you forget.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Jerky, oh you will lock yourself out there.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, I got jerky. Annah's Monday Morning Mexican Word of
the Day. Thank you, Annaville. You're welcome though. Okay, I've
been asked to do another round of bizarre warning labels.
Oh yeah, yeah, so I got a few more for you. Okay,
all right, this product is not to be used in bathrooms.
(44:02):
It's on a homes bathroom heater. Are you serious that
says bathroom heater on it? May irritate eyes? Okay? What's
them on a can of self defense pepper spray? Isn't
that what you bought it for?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
And then what is supposed to do? Yeah, to spray
someone in the ice? Damn right? Uh huh. Eating rocks
may lead to broken teeth. That is on a novelty
rock garden set called Popcorn Rock. They thought they had
to put that on there because I'm kidding popcorn I
must be at it. Yeah, okay, may contain small parts
(44:45):
on a frisbee. What small parts are on a frisbee?
They're just one friz and one bee. It's one side there, frisbee?
Is that I don't know that has moving parts on it?
The leg or something I don't know? Do not use orally? Okay?
Is it on a toilet bowl cleaning brush? I don't
(45:07):
think you really have to tell us, And I think
we might have figured that out of a long time ago.
Some stupid people in the world. Bow do not recharge
put in backwards. That's on a battery. If it doesn't work,
what do you think putting it in backwards is going
to help?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
You never know. H And this is probably my favorite.
Please keep out of children? What is it? A butcher knife?
Boeing them? Weekday mornings? Ballaforest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Oh, I got a call here?
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Yes, hey, b how y'all doing this?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Lorna? Oh, we woke up on this side of the lawn.
I know I say that all the time, but that's
all I can do to start the day. The powers
damn right, this side of the loan looks much better.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
Okay, I called asked. We said to remind you about
that little diddy for Philadelphia, about counting the green M and.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
M oh the em and M Philadelphia seven eleven. Yes,
where you had her like going crazy counting. Oh you know,
I may just have to play that one tomorrow on
toy Box Tuesday.
Speaker 9 (46:20):
Well that's what that's what you said, to call you
back and remind you. I figure, since you know they're
starting their dag on summer practices, probably getting a little
something out there. Man, get the rival we going?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to play that because
the toy box. I've got some other stuff playing for you.
But yeah, looking for that uh Philadelphia seven eleven call,
which I will probably do at this time tomorrow. Okay,
well hmm. Trump filed a libel lawsuit against the publisher
(46:52):
of the Wall Street Journals and reporters who wrote a
story about a collection of levers gifted to Jeffrey Epstein
for his fiftieth birthday in two thousand and three, including
a note bearing Trump's name and an outline of a
naked woman that he apparently drew. Corse, Trump said, I
don't write drawings. What you don't write?
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Drawn?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Draw drawing? Okay? In a lawsuit which six at least
twenty billion dollars, Yes with a B, is an extraordinary
escalation of his ongoing legal campaign against media companies he
views as opponents. Censorship is on its way, y'all, and
Stephen Colbert was the first of many casualties come. So
(47:37):
when will the Orange cheet Otago go after Jimmy Kimmel
in the Daily Show? Oh well, he's already threatened for years. Look,
this is getting ridiculous. Lord lord, Wow, that's it. Trump's
legal team accuses the journal's parent company of engaging in
glaring failures in journalistics, ethics and standards, ethics and standards.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm just surprised because it's against Rupert Murdoch, I know,
and their buddies.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
I thought they were but and you remember Fox.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
News had to pay out because they proved that they
were lying about the voter fraud. So it's very interesting
that they would publish a story if they thought they
would lose a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
This is a Wall Street journal, it's not weekly World
news posts or The Inquirer. Yeah, well, we shall see.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Hey. CBS says it's decision to end Stephen Colbert's late
night comedy show is financial, not political. Yet, even with
the ample skepticism about that explanation, there is no denying
the economics.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
We're not working in Stephen Colbert's favor.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
The network's bomb show announcement late Thursday that the Late
Show will end next May takes away one of the
president's most prominent TV critics. The television industries declining economic
health means similar hard calls are already being made with
personalities and programming. John Stewart says the Daily Show may
go away as well.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh, that's my favorite too.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
As recently as twenty eighteen, broadcast networks took in and
estimated four hundred and thirty nine million dollars in advertising
revenue for its late night programs, but last year that
number dwindled to two hundred and twenty million dollars. They
are losing a lot of money. Not only that, the
much predicted takeover of viewers by streaming services is coming
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to pass. The Nielsen Company reported that during the last
two months, for the first time ever, more people consume
programming on services like YouTube and Netflix than on ABC, CBS,
and NBC.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Or any cable network.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh wow, Yeah, money is very very important fish companies.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, we needed re Retail walker Is at North Park
Center in Dallas were evacuated Saturday after what turned out
to be a false.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Alarm that sounded in the building.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Now, some of these shoppers just really started freaking out.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a five. There's a fire. Go
burn us up and send us to you. It's got smoke,
I got bronk kind of seeing. Nobody got tired of that.
They were thinking it was a fire in there somewhere. Oh,
I'm going to cough up alone, no right.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
According to management, the alarm went off at about five
in the afternoon. That's a very busy time for a
big mall. However, security determined it was not an active alarm.
It wasn't clear why it went off. People were relieved,
and before you know it, they went right back to
spending money.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
The end, spending money they probably don't have. And it's
one of the most popular entertainment spots at Dallas. But
Deep Lum businesses owners are going with street construction that's
hurting their bottom line and they worry that it'll get worse. Yes,
we're open, that's the message from bars and restaurants up
and down Deep Ellam's Commerce Street. Ever since construction began
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last fall, business owner say they've seen a dramatic drop
in foot traffic. The thirty million dollar city project will
convert Commerce into a two way street and improve drainage
and sidewalks. The construction is expected to last until the
first quarter of twoenty twenty seven. When these businesses are
going what it's the same thing in downtown Frisco. I
(51:21):
see it every day, all right, Pantera tickets in the
ticket window coming up. I wait for that. My favorite
part of the whole damn song sounds super hurt right
(51:41):
there doesn't crying? How much do I have to pay
for my water bill?
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Who?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Sorry, just having one of our little special moments here.
Who got our tickets to go see Pantera? Jeff Jackson gun.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Barrel City, he says, Hey, Jo, Yeah, he hadn't won
anything in years.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
He's psyched to go to Pantera. I've driven through gun
Barrel City many times, many a time.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Pure.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
All right, tomorrow is toy Box Tuesday. And I did
promise that gentleman who called it eight twenty that I
would play the Philly seven to eleven call, even though
we played it back in February. Yeah, remember that, But
that's five months ago. We didn't play it well, and
that was because Philadelphia was in the big game.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
And they just got their Super Bowl rings. Did you
see the pictures of those on social media?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yes, they're so gaudy. Oh gody. They include little wings
that come out of the ring. Oh like little eagle
ways yeah, moving part. Yes, Oh my god. Now that
is some serious piece of jewelry there is anyway. Also,
Brian May of Queen turned seventy eight over the weekend. Yeah,
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we have an interview with her, see a visit from
Professor b Wilgie and Skillett to go with the ry.
Haven't heard from them in a while, and I had
a request for the first Baptist bar and grill by
Tim Wilson. So I think they all should get their shot. Yes,
So that's tomorrow for toy bots too.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Boy, it's the last week for Rock the Bank. So
if you want to score one thousand dollars for summer
getaway or for back to school shopping, or to pay
off some bills, you need to make sure you're listening
all this week. We have nine chances a day to
win Monday through Friday, and today Bo and I are
going to have the first keyword of the day around
nine ten. When you hear it, you enter it at
lone star ninety two five dot com and you could
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be our next big one thousand dollars winner Rock the
Bank on lone Star ninety two to.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Five, Shallows Hoors Classic Gronk lone star ninety two to
five now gold Dust Woman. I heard, and I don't
know if this is true, that it's about a woman
who will give you some if you give her a
little too of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Really, that's what I heard. It has nothing to do
with gold unless cocaine is considered to be.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Gold, yeah, gold dust. I could be wrong. That's just
what somebody told me. So I'll have to investigate further
for ask a stuff day. Oh, because you know back
in the day, yeah, Fleetwood Mac did a lot of touting,
especially Stevie Nicks, and there was a I don't know
if this is true. Yeah, but after her deviated septum
(54:29):
from doing too much coke, she had somebody blow coke
up her poops.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
No, no, no, don't say.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's a legend. Now, whether it's true or not, I
don't know. And now I can't get that picture out
of my head.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
But who did she hire to do with that? To
be a real good friend or Lindsey or an intern?
I don't know. Sometimes I share too much with you, guys.
I'm just telling you what's rolling around in my head.
People love rumors by the name of their album.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
All right, here's what we have up on time wasters
on this Monday. It's up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
So the Rolling Stones took to social media over the
weekend bow to tease fans that something big may be
coming now. Recently it was reported that the Rolling Stones
were back in the studio. Now over the weekend they
(55:31):
posted a photo of Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Ronnie
Wood with the caption when you think the party's over,
but it's only just begun. That's a lyric from Whole
Wide World off their last album, twenty twenty three's Hackney Diamonds,
which was an incredible album. So what is this new
(55:51):
announcement going to be? Is it going to be a
new album or are they planning a world tour.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
We'll keep you posting.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Chances are you weren't able to make it to Birmingham,
England to see Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's blockbuster Farewell
Show featuring all those special guests. But even if you
couldn't make it, Ozzy wants you to know.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
What it was like.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
So the Farewell Show is being turned into a concert film.
Oh and it's gonna be in theaters in twenty twenty six.
And speaking of concert films, Roger Waters has released his
performance of Pink Floyd's Have a Cigar. This is the
second song following Wish You Were Here from the soundtrack
to his concert film This Is Not a Drill Live
(56:31):
from Prague the movie. Now the film, which has been
re edited and its sound enhanced. It's gonna be shown
in theaters on Wednesday, July twenty third, and also on Sunday,
July twenty seventh, followed by the release of the soundtrack
on August first. We have all that info up on
our page, and if you click the link, it'll let
you know exactly where here in North Texas that movie
(56:53):
is gonna be showing. Van Halen have released a remastered
version of Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do off
the thirtieth anniversary expanded reissue of Balance that's going to
be out on August fifteenth. We have that remastered version
up on our page. And you know, Steve Miller has
been accused of lying bo about that real reason that
(57:15):
his upcoming tour was canceled, and his longest serving bandmate
is fighting back. Kenny Lee Lewis, who has played guitar
or bass for Miller since nineteen eighty two, rushed to
Miller's defense against fans and critics who say that the
tour was canceled. Because of low ticket sales, and it
has nothing to do with the fear of extreme weather.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
As the Joker declared last week. You remember we talked
about that.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Well, Lewis says, people just don't know what it's like
doing shows right now with extreme heat, where singers like
Steve Miller almost succumb to heat exhaustion at outdoor venues.
Even Christy Hind of The Pretenders has said it has
gotten so bad that she thinks the future of outdoor
venue concerts is very limited because of the extreme heat.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
It does get hot out there, especially when you're trying
to cut out nineteen songs to ever Boy.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Well, if it's hot for the fans, can you imagine
for the people performing under the bright light.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Well, now they do have those little fans on stage,
it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Apparently Steve Miller last year in June of last year
that he almost succumbed to heat exhaustion. He got really sick.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Plus those fans just recycle hot air coming out very true.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
And finally, team mascots are always trying to find new
ways to entertain the crowd.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
You know, Rowdy for the Cowboys and Captain for the Rangers.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well, Luigi the Monkey is the mascot for European Gymnastics,
and he wanted to show fans his balancing act on
like a balance.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Beam Luigi the Monkey.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
But unfortunately Luigi the Monkey ended up how should I say,
splitting his banana?
Speaker 1 (58:56):
If you will out, Yes.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
We had the video up on the bow and the
show page at lode Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
You when it happens to an animal? Oh god, there
they go, the band that proved that sometimes baghipes can
be in a rock and roll song. Yeah, out and
makes sense. Absolutely one of my favorites. I like it too.
They did it at that show. We ye they did.
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Oh man, well we're back here, kind of going from
this weekend that we had that went way too fast.
It always does, too fast and too hot. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
It was fun though. It was a fun weekend. It
just went by too well. It's fun because you don't
have to get up before God.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
A lot of the Rascals were at the Kansas thirty
eight special show last night said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, and it is on a weekend. I'm on, I
can't do a Sunday night show.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
We got some we weekend night show is coming up
that we're excited about. We've been talking about and tossing around.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which one? Which one?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Run him down?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Well, I mean there's something going on at there's elo
tribute at your joint, the revel Strange Magic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That's a Friday night at this Friday. It's next Friday,
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
It's still coming up a little ways away. One of
the guys in the Bluest Brothers is going to come
to town and play Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Night, Tom Bones Malone. Yeah, that's just a small sample.
There's oh that's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
We're talking about mich you know, Peter Frampton. That's on
a school night. How dare you We're.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Gonna have to road trip to New Orleans to see
him on a weekend night. We'll let's never see him.
Let's see if we can get Tom Bones Malone on
the show. Oh, that would be so cool. You could
tell us stories about filming The Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And I always worry when it's a Friday night show
and it's only one show, because you know, they always
show up Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
They fly into town, The Traveler.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Even a Saturday show, they fly into town. On a
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You'd rather sleep instead of take care of us radio people.
Imagine that I can't say I'm blaming. I know I'm
gonna say. I can't say I really blame. Okay, so
we'll see you on the after show Decompression Station. What
will we talk about? Hell, I don't know, doesn't matter.
But we'll be back tomorrow for Toy Box Tuesday. So
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are we ready to ski Adele?
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Sir? Well, then bye,
I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on
my bed with a handful of pringles, potato chips and
a ding dong by my head time. I'm Missananda. The
hell yes, act me budday night. I'm a junk food chunkie.
Good Lord, pity on me. Well, I guess you have
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surmised that today is National junk Food Day. Yeah, bring
it baby now. Some of you might remember that stupid
ass song from nineteen seventy five. It spent fifteen weeks
on the US charts, reaching number nine on the Billboard
Hot one hundred. If for some reason you'd like to
add that to your musical collection, First of all, why
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And second of all, you have to get in touch
with Ktel plenty of k Tel albums, get old k tell.
In fact, you're gonna have to figure out a junk
food commercial. Oh okay at fifty to choose your tickets.
Pick your tickets between George Thurgot and Destroyers or tickets
to see pen Cool. It's also inviting alien to live
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with you day e. If I happen to run into
a visitor from another galaxy al and buy him to
stay for a few days, but I don't want him
living with me with you. Are they housebroken? I don't know.
I don't think i'd like a random anal probe in
the middle of the night, because that's what they do.
You know, I heard it is take a monket at
lunch day. Yes, oh no, they don't know how to
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behave in public. And they throw their food at you,
the food that you probably not just their food. Oh yeah,
I know. Yeah, they throw the after products they throw
at you. Do they use them as ammo, But it
takes a day or two for that to get that way.
It is legal drinking age day. Tell me you don't
remember when you were counting the days until you turn
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twenty one so you could start drinking and start stomping
on your own brain cells whenever you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bo I remember when eighteen was the legal yes age.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
In Texas they first made it eighteen and there's big
parties where everybody was given away free alcohol.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, well, they say, if you're old enough to join
the army and serve your country at the age of eighteen,
you should.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Be allowed to drink. Well, there's a place called Travis
Street Electric Company that had a big party that night
and people were just passed out all over the place.
People just can't handle their liquor.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Do you guys remember turning twenty one and going out
and purposely wanting to get carded and yes, card me now, Yeah,
garden license ready to go in your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
At one point you realized that throwing up leaning against
your car wasn't all that much fun. Yeah, I was
a little overrated. Yes, a national Tug of War tournament day. Look,
just dealing with a Monday after a weekend is enough
of a tug of war for all of us? Did
you know? The tug of war was once an Olympic event,
appearing at five consecutive editions of the Games from nineteen
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hundred to nineteen twenty. However, it is no longer part
of the Olympic program since the International Olympic Committee realized
what a stupid sporting I have not done tug wars
since we did, like the Radio Olympics. Yeah, the day, yes,
sir sir, it's National get out of the Doghouse Day.
(03:23):
I don't know, I've spent so much time in it,
I'm kind of used to it now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I wonder if that astronomer CEO is out of the
dog house, yet.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
He resigned resign. Oh yes, we're gonna have a whole
update on stupid. Yeah. Oh my god. It was everywhere
this weekend and it's stick out your Tongue day. Okay, one, two, three,
Now we celebrated. Oh we need to celebrate to get
the show going to this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Is that because it's Gene Simmons birthday or something?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh it is Jeene Simmons birthday today.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know. I'm just saying stick out your tongue.
If it's not, it should be absolutely sure. It's around
here somewhere. Well, we'll play something from Gene when it is. Okay,
So we got to look at sports of all sorts
coming up. Yeah, then of course it's the freaking Fool File.
And I can't tell you how many bizarre facts I
(04:16):
found today for the Free Yourself. No, because it keeps
rolling like a snowball, and there'll be even more tomorrow. Problem,
there's never a shortage. Well, because dumbass comes out a
lot during the weekend. Very true. Oh yeah, and then
by the time Monday rolls, it's still rolling down the hill.
(04:37):
You appreciate it. Oh, yes, Monday, get ready for a
whole week. Doesn't sound really inspiring, doesn't it? When I said,
you don't sound too energetic? But okay, I'll tell you
what I know. It'll make me feel better if we
do the morning skirt. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. And
(04:58):
if you'll notice on Facebook Live, I'm wearing my Stephen
Colbert Late Show shirt. Yeah, Collectors Edition down. Yes, that
Paul Mecurio his opening act. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
How much times he had left a year ten till
next May.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
All right, boy, something's gotta be done, y'all, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Are you all ready? Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, then it comes lom Sar ninety two five. Well
here it is, six thirty y'all all ready to sport
it up? Let's do it. The time for sports balls
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The world's number one golfer, Scottie Jeffler had just started
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his newest campaign to bring home that famous claret jug
from the Open, which was something he was missing in
his otherwise stack collection of achievements. But before he even
took his first shot at the Royal Port Rush Golf
Club in Port rush Ners. There, iland Scheffler scored a
notable win. Back home, he found out he won the
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sp Award for Best Golfer. Yeah, buddy, yes, way to go.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That might have inspired him because Scotty came out swinging.
He walked away with that famous Clairet jug. He finished
the tournament seventeen under par. Nobody was even close to
be under par. Seventeen. Yeah, that's that's pretty impressive. The
PGA Tour also acknowledged Scotty Scheffer's sp victory with a
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congratulatory post on social media. It says, add this to
the trophy case and it had a little trophy emoji
to make it cute. After he won the Open, his
wife and baby ran out onto the course to congratulate
him while the crowd cheered him. I like him. Yeah,
he's well, he's a longhorn, you know. He's a cool dude.
(06:49):
No he's not. He is, No, he's not. Oh, don't
tell me he is. He is. He and Jordan's speed both. Okay,
I'll forgive him now.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Right, it's late July, bo and diehard Dallas Cowboys fans
know exactly what that means.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
For better or worse.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's time for the Boys in Silver and Blue to
make their annual trek out west to Oxnard, California to
start training camp in anticipation of the upcoming season. This
year's camp should make for an entertaining couple of weeks, too,
given how much change this team has endured in the
off season. There's the new coach, of course, and there's
the Micah Parsons thing to deal with. There's also the
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big shoes left to fill on the offensive line, with
one of the team's all time great blockers, Zach Martin,
having retired from the roster. Today's Jerry's Kids back up
and head to camp with everything getting underway tomorrow. Of course,
we're gonna be checking in with our friend Fox Force
Mike Doocy every so often to see if there's any
news from Oxnard, good or bad, or as he likes
(07:50):
to call it, Foxnard from Box.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I think he's gonna check in with us bo on Wednesday,
the first day of training tea. Yeah, so he'll have
to scoop for us. By the way, you picked up
on that Jerry's Kids, I did. I did.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
WNBA athletes from Team Clark and also from Team Colliers
started warming up over the weekend for their upcoming twenty
twenty five WNBA All Star Game. It might have just
been warm ups, but there was an awful lot of
cameras in the house, and there was an awful lot
of black T shirts on the athletes, And this is
what the shirt said.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hey what you owe us? Yes, WNBA, They've been getting
screwed for a while. I've been getting the run around
for sure.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
The WNBA Players Association and the WNBA are negotiating a
new collective bargaining agreement. Players opted out to the current
CBA last October. They're seeking a better revenue sharing model.
I certainly hope so increased salaries, improved benefits.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And also a softer salary cap.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Talks on Thursday included at least forty WNBA athletes, the
largest attendance ever for collective bargaining negotiations in that league,
and it ended after a couple hours. There's a lot
of money coming into the league over the next few years,
with new eleven year METEA rites deal that's worth just
over two billion dollars, three new expansion teams that each
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paid two hundred and fifty million in fees, and many
new sponsors. The WNBA is starting to blow up. It's
going to be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And I don't blame him for a lot more money. Really,
with a sixty K a year on or something like that.
Max Holloway said he wanted to play spoiler and he
did it. Saturday night. In the main event, Halloway defeated
Dustin Porrier in a unanimous decision to retain the UFC
BMF Championship in UFC three eighteen at the Smoothie King
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Center in New Orleans. That DMF, you know what that means,
y know. The win for Holliday was the first in
three fights against Porrier, who beat him in twenty twelve.
In twenty nineteen, Halloway retained is BMF title after landing
ninety eight Morse Sdrike that his opponent did fighting against
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a partisan Luisi and a crowd for the Native Son
Poorier in his retirement match. Holloway was the quicker fighter
for the entire match, knocking Poitier off his feet early
in the first round. I was watching it at this
place called the Angry Elephant in Little Elm and it
was packed. I didn't know this guy was that pot
oh Yeah. The lost ins a brilliant career for Poitier,
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who finished his his career with a thirty and ten record.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Texas Rangers were hoping to sweep the Detroit Tigers last
night after beating them both Friday and Saturday at Globeli.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Field, but he was not meant to be.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Matt Vierling hit a tie breaking single with two outs
in the eighth inning, and the Detroit Tigers snapped a
season wor six game losing street by beating our Texas
Rangers two to one last night. Detroit's Tarique Scubell, the
reigning American League Cy Young Award winner and the starter
in last Tuesday's All Star Game, was cruising with a
two hitch shutout heading into the seven. He struck out
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eleven walk none on one hundred and five pitches in
his seventh double digit strikeout game this season.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
By the way, Corey.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Seeger extended his on Bay streak to twenty one games,
the longest active run in the American League. Now Tonight,
the Rangers begin a three game series against the Athletics
at Globe Liffield. I like the way ESPN referred to
them the nomadic Athletics since they don't have a home
right now.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, they've been moving here there and everything.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, since they left Oakland, they've been playing out of Sacramento,
but they go by just the athletics.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Y Well, find a place in settle down in Vegas. Yes,
first pitch tonight, we'll be at seven oh five.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
If you can't make it out to the Shed, you
can watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
And as we ramp up to pig skin time, both
the Tampa Bay Bucks and the Seattle Seahawks are marking
their fifteenth anniversaries right now, so it's no surprise that
they're going to be turning back the clock when they
play each other in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's coming up on the schedule Week five.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
The Buccaneers are going to be wearing their classic white
cream sickle jerseys.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
For the very first season. I don't like it. It
really looked like a cream sick when the first came.
It makes me want an orange Julius too.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
While the Seahawks will be wearing their old royal blue
jerseys and so it's gonna be colorful and different when
they take the field. Both teams will also sport the
helmets that they wore way back in the day. Also
in the world of football, it looks like we're getting
a show about Bill Belichick at North Carolina after all.
If you'll remember, earlier this year, HBO wanted Belichick for
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their Hard Knock show that did not happen. The deal
officially fell through, reportedly due to issues with Belichick's girlfriend,
Jordan Hudson. Yeah, hashtag control freak. You know Bill's arm candy.
And another deal is in place that involves a different
documentary series, more directly about Belichick that's expected to air
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on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I can't wait to not watch it. Awesome And you
know this is amusing, but it really ain't that it's funny. Yesterday,
Trump pushed the Washington Commander's NFL team to return to
his previous name, which was scrapped five years ago because
it included a word that many of view as a
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slur against Native American. And you know Trump loved in
racial slur. I'll tell you he just doesn't say it
in front of the cameras. Now. Hours later, the Orange
Cheeto said he may put a restriction on them if
they don't change the name back to the original Washington Redskins.
He says I won't make a deal for them to
build a new stadium in Washington if they don't. Are
(13:36):
you serious? Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Meanwhile, in baseball, he also pushed the Cleveland Guardians major
League Baseball team to change back to the Cleveland Indians,
a name the franchise got rid of in twenty twenty won.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
For the same reason as the Commanders changed their name.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Well, I wonder if he's going to expect the Atlanta
Braves to start doing that, Tomaho.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know too. Not only does he try to
bully those people he hates, but he's now wanting to
bully the sports world too. Pretty wacky. We like I say,
it's amusing, but it ain't fun. What a world? What
a world? The preaking full file next on the ball
with them told, or as they say, drive like hell
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and you'll get there eventually later. All right, hey, head
lives from Hollywood giving up, But now it's time for
the freaking fool File. This one's kind of disturbing, Okay.
Police in New Delhi, India, said last Wednesday that they
found a Russian woman and her two young daughters living
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in isolation in a remote forest cave miles away from civilization.
The woman identified as forty year old Nina Coutina Nina
Kutilla streat name Nina sound like an anime character, doesn't well.
Her and her daughter's ages six and four, found by
police during a routine patrol at a popular tourist site
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back on July the ninth. The family had been hiding
in the cave for more than a week because authorities
were going to deport her and I assume her kids too,
back to Russia because she overstayed her visa. She and
the children have been moved to a nearby detention facility
for foreigners living illegally in India. See we're not the
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only country that can be meaned. Foreign police said in
a statement that Kutina spent her time in the cave
meditating by candlelight with her kids, and that she told
investigating officers she was interested in staying in the forest
forever and worshiping God. Hey, if that's what turns you
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on badness Russia, be that she wants to live in
a cave, right, better, kids are gone. Des is a
lot better than that, damn.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Probably travel to Canada BO. A Canadian woman received strange
phone calls for a whole year from random people claiming
that they had found her cat, even though her cat
wasn't missing.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Last week she finally learned what it was all about.
Natasha Levau began receiving these calls last year, but Mouser
her black cat was always right there at home on
the couch sitting next to her. This went on for
a year until her boyfriend Jonathan Mcurac finally confronted one
of the late night callers and got to the bottom
of it. Turns out someone had bought a novelle shirt
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online featured a fake missing cat and included a cash
reward and a real phone number. That number was just
made up by the company who makes the t shirt,
but that number just happened to be Natasha's phone number,
real number. Yes, the shirt was sold by a US
company called Wisdom, and while they've since pulled the shirt
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from their website, the damage was done because the shirt
is still out there. Natasha's number is still floating around
on social media and the calls have not stopped. She
says she's been harassed day and night, and she's not
changing her number either. It's been hers for nearly twenty years.
She may want to keep her phone on silent mode.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah man, yeah, I turned the ringer office. That's sad,
all right.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
A maximum security prison in Leon, France was the site
of a rather dramatic and daring inmate escape recently. Hey
maybe it'll become a screenplay again.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
A young inmate recently managed to escape a max security
prison in Leon, France by taking advantage of a fellow
inmate's release. He hid in their luggage waiting to be
carried out of the max security facility.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Smart move. Yeah. The escape of the.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Guy, a twenty year old El Yazid A from Leon
Corbas prison last Friday, made national headlines all weekend in France,
bringing into question both the prison's security system and it's
notorious overcrowding. And what really caught the public's attention is
how easily he managed to slip by the guards. He
got into a huge canvas bag that prisoners who are
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exiting used to cram all of their personals into, and
it's big enough to hold a human. So why wouldn't
the guards be watching something like that?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
They check it?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Ye, yeah, they should be scrutinizing closer. So the daring
escape was made possible. By the release of a fellow
inmate who simply carried eliazed out the front gate into
a car waiting for him. It was twenty four hours
before they realized this prisoner was missing. Twenty four hours wow.
The young inmate hid in a visiting bag and away
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they went. His freedom didn't last long, however, he was
arrested forty eight hours later. His alleged accomplice, who now
risked returning to prison despite having already served his time,
is still being hunted by police. However, interesting, we'll keep
your post.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, okay, Annabelle, Yes, sir, you're gonna want to look
up this picture and we got to post it. Okay.
Japanese internet celebrity at Joe u cheach One, that's his
Name's known as the YouTuber with the world's longest chin.
It looks like he could dig a ditch with it.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh my, this anime character.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yes, that's a chin for you, bless hall. It doesn't
look real. It looks like Ai probably takes him an
extra ten minutes to shave. At Joe new cheach One
is a very good example of how to turn a
physical peculiarity that someone consider a birthday fect into an
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advantage over the competition. The young Japanese YouTuber was ridiculed
and compared to anime characters just like that one, but
he never let it get to him. He kind of
looks like jay Leno. Look at that chap jay Leno
mixed with quagmire. Yeah, Asian jay Leno. If anything, he
learned into his unique look to attract more attention. Most
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of his YouTube and TikTok clips are centered around his
chin for obvious reason. People are fascinated and intrigued by
it because it looks like the protruding, pointy chin of
an anime character. In fact, his social media handle is
inspired by Yugi Oh character caught Asuya Ji noutcci. That's
where he's got so, that's where he got kay. Some
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of his nearly thirty third, one hundred and fifty thousand
YouTube fans have long asked him to get an X
ray of his chin and post it online, and he
did just that. Wow. Doctor said they had never seen
anything like it before, but told him that it was
most likely caused by genetic factors and he just got
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have to live with it. Although his chin still attracts
cruel jokes from time to time, and has even caused
him to be rejected by women. He considers it an
asset to increase his social media following. Yeah, and that's
the important thing. I'm gonna start following him now.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket,
and this week we have more tickets to see George
Thorogood in The Destroyers August twenty sixth at Texas Trust
cuth Theater. Or you can pick tickets to see Pantera
September thirty do Seki's Pavilion, and if you want to win,
you'll have to guess Bow's junk food commercial.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Pack your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Them show on Dallas fort Worth's Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Dallas fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Remember,
pick your ticket again this week, tickets to see George
Thorogood and the Destroyers or tickets to see Pantera. Whatever
floats your boat. You picked that, and the other one
goes into the eight forty lone Star ticket Wino. But
I got to tell you about this guy. He is
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a D Day veteran named Papa Jake Larson who served
survived German gunfire and served in the Army in Normandy
in nineteen forty four, and garnered one point two million
followers on TikTok later in life by sharing stories of
World War Two and his adventures. He does those videos
with his grandson. Yes, he passed away at the age
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of one hundred and two. This self described country boy
from Minnesota was quote cracking jokes till the end, his
granddaughter wrote in announcing his death. Tributes to him quickly
filled his story time with Papa Jake TikTok account from
across the United States, where he had been living in Lafayette, California,
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towns all around Normandy. Still grateful to the Allied forces
for what they did, paid homage to him too. That's sweet.
Born December twentieth, nineteen twenty two in Owatana, Minnesota, Larson
enlisted in the National Guard in nineteen thirty eight, lying
about his age since he was only fifteen at the
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time they really wanted to do military service. He was
among the nearly one hundred and sixty thousand Allied troops
that stormed the Normandy Beaches on d Day, June sixth,
nineteen forty four, surviving machine gun fire when he landed
on Omaha Beach. He went on to fight through the
Battle of the Bulge in Belgium and Luxembourg, which was
one of the defining moments of the war that led
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to Hitler's defeat. His service earned him a Bronze Star
and a French Legion of Honor award. They need to
make a war movie out of Papa Jake Lars.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, yes, and those videos with his grandson are incredible.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
They're so sweet and funny. And they asked him what
was the thing he missed most about not being in America.
He said, his favorite thing of all time is Anna's
head lines from Hollywood. Oh God, you were slacking. I
was taken a back. I don't know him.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I got.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Let's have it girlfriend, alright, motive the Superman still flying high.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I know you loved it too. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
The movie tops the box office for the second straight
week with the take of fifty seven point three million
dollars this past weekend. Jurassic World Rebirth came in second,
and the horror movie I Know What You Did Last
Summer had a disappointing debut, grabbing third place with only
thirteen million dollars in its first week out not good
as you know. The Emmy nominations were announced last week
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and leading the way severns with twenty seven nominations. But
among the nominees, Ron Howard Ophi from The Andy Griffith
Show and Richie Cunningham from Happy Days, received his first
Acting Emmy nomination for his role in the actual t
EV Plus cringe comedy The Studio. Ron Howard jokes that
(25:04):
his first Emmy nomination for acting is for playing an
a HO version of himself.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
The Emmys will.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Be handed out September fourteenth, and you can watch the
Emmys on CBS.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He's a Trophies on the shelves director, not for acting. Well,
it's official. Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Jackson heading up the Tulsa King spinoff Nola King. The
spinoff got the green light from Paramount Plus.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Samuel L. Jackson will play.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Russell Lee Washington Junior, who will first be introduced in
Tulsa King season three along with Sylvester Stallone.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Have you watched that great show?
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Sure is?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Fans of Peewee Herman may want to plan a road
trip to San Antonio, the original bike from Peewee's Big
adventure will be permanently displayed at.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
The Alamo as it should be.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
There will be limited showings of it later, did she
and then it's going to be part of their museum,
which will open in twenty twenty seven. And congratulations are
in order for former Saturday Night Live star Pete Davidson,
who is going to be a daddy. A source confirmed
to People magazine that Davidson, who is thirty one, and
his third twenty nine year old girlfriend, Elsie Hewitt, are
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expecting their first baby together. Hewitt is a London born
model and actress, and she confirmed the pregnancy on her
social media saying, well now everyone knows we had sex.
And Coldplays Chris Martin not letting history repeat itself after
he was involved in a viral moment leading to allegations
(26:42):
that astronomer CEO Andy Byron was having an affair with
a fellow employee. The Coldplay front man issued a warning
to fans before featuring them on the JumboTron at his
concert in Madison, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
This last Saturday. Better not be with somebody.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
As for Andy Byron, he has resigned as CEO of
the AI Company. Meanwhile, at ballparks around the Country fans
made fun of the kisscam incident with their own take
by ducking whenever the kisscam.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Camera came to them.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
And of course, you know, someone made a song about
the whole thing on.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
The che slub who just had to quit his job.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
That would have been funnier if I would have been
more familiar with Coldplay's music.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Well, one thing you could say about Coldplay is for
a couple of days, they brought the nation together. And
that's your head lines from Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
The Dallas Forest Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five.
If anybody knows about Hollywood Knights, it's Annabelle to my right.
By the way, we got a new wake up slap
to play for you. Yes, Craig wants us to call
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his wife Alison. Now this has already been recorded, because
you have to do it that way. He wants us
to call her and mess with her, and I'll have
him explain what's going on here in a minute. But
he says, work in the phrase bloomer pudding and see
if she catches you, because she heard me say that
one time and left her ass off. And no one
(28:25):
else says bloomer pudding. I know, I think I'm the
only one who does that. I think you own the
top of the mountain with that one bowl. Well, I'm
gonna get it copyright here, dammit you sauld. That's right.
So that's coming up. But now it's time for the
educational part of this so called show. It's time for
(28:48):
did you know? For example, did you know the harmonica
player on Thin Lizzy's nineteen seventy eight album Live and
Dangerous was it Huey Lewis. Now he was credited as
Bluesy Huey Lewis, and you can hear him on his
song called Baby Drives Me Crazy? Where to Go Hueye?
(29:10):
Did you know for the first five US presidential elections,
only white men who owned property were allowed to vote.
That's right, and you had to own properties, she did.
Did you know in Europe cool ranch doritos are called
COR's cool American doritos. American doritos. Well, it's in Europe.
(29:34):
They wow, They won't to let you know where it
came from.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They don't want any part of it. It's American doritos,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
The word ranch isn't in their vernacular. I guess I
don't know. Did you know the world record for bench
press was three hundred and sixty four pounds in nineteen sixteen.
It's now almost quadruple that. Really, a guy named Jimmy
Cob bench press one four hundred and one pounds in
(30:03):
twenty twenty three. Way how could he? My nuts would
explode if man? Did you know the tongue twister she
sells sea shells by the seashore was inspired by a
female palaeontologist named Mary Anning, who actually sold fossils of
off a little stand in Dorset Beach in England in
(30:25):
the early eighteen hundred. Yes, yes, huh. Did you know
if a Major League baseball player catches a ball with
their hat, the batter automatically gets a triple and everyone
else on base gets to score. They don't count it.
That thought, I thought that would be something clever to do,
(30:46):
like Wesley Snipes in Major League. Well apparently it's really illegal. Huh.
Now you know Dallas Horror Classic Rock Alone Star nine
like Archestra and telephone line, And we're going to the
telephone lines right now. Well, actually we went a little earlier.
(31:08):
This is the first wake up flat we pulled off
in a while, mean a while. Yeah, Okay, Greig, let
us call Allison at her job. Explain it all right.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
The deal is that my wife recently went to her
class reunion. In the high school class reunion, she ran
into her high school sweetheart and the guy's still single.
She told her friends, you know how good looking he
still is, but she didn't talk to him because she
thought I would be jealous. So I just, you know,
I was thinking, if you guys could pretend to be
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this guy and give her a call. His name is Sean,
He's from Georgia. He has a pretty six southern accent.
So if you could call her up and just hit
on her and say how disappointed that you were that
you know that you didn't get to talk at the reunion,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Okay. So she's at work and she will answer the phone.
And you said I should bring up the phrase bloomer
pudding because she laughed the first time she heard that.
So she's listening to the show before. Yeah, okay, dude,
are you sure you want to do this? He doesn't
mind if he gets cut off, I guess, And I
trust her.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, I trust her implicitly love that way.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, let's get a hold of your wife. Alison.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
That's that's her name, Alison.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Yeah, this is Alison.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Hello Welson. How are you doing.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
I'm sure he is this.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Well, you might have remembered me. My name is Sean.
I seen you since the reunion.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
Sean.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, Sean. You know me, Sean from high school.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh yeah, well I hope you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But Jane is from the high school. Gave me you
a number, and since I didn't get to talk to
you at the reunion, I thought i'd give you a
call right now. Is that okay? I hope I'm not
bothering me at your job.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Uh No, you don't really sound like yourself.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh well that's because I had an accident and it
ruined my vocal cords and I lost all my teeth.
So I mean not sound same as I you too,
But uh, I still think about you every time. I mean,
I was bummed out I didn't get to talk to
you at our Morgan County High School reunion, so I
(33:42):
was hoping to catch up with you. In fact, you're
the You're the only reason I went to the reunion.
We went to see you.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Yeah, I'm fired, Sean, And yeah, I'm sorry. We didn't
really get talk at all.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I'm coming to Texas this weekend. I'm
coming to the Dallas area for work and was hoping
maybe maybe we could get together for dinner something. Uh
this weekend, Yes, this weekend. I'll either be there Friday
(34:19):
or Saturday, whatever work for you. You just tack where
you won't go eat.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
Hmmm, well, I'll tell you what, se I'll check with
my husband and maybe, you know, maybe Saturday might work.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
For the husband I was I was hoping it would
be just the two of us, like that song just
the twouse.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
Well, I gotta be honest with Yeah, I don't think
I feel real comfortable with that.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh well, come on now, Jannet told me how you
were peddling all the sims at the reunion, that you
thought I still looked good, and how you still had
a thing for me. So I open we could hook
up over the weekend, maybe rekindle some old flames or something.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Oh yeah, no, no, I think you misunderstood, Sean. I'm
very happily married.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh really, but that's not what I heard. I heard
you were itching to get with me, and I have
told you that I sure would love to make that happen.
I really would.
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yeah, that is not going to happen.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh I think we could. How did you know quick
word were left off? I mean, I know I don't
talk like I you too, and I don't look as
good as O you too. But remember that time we
almost got caught at the football stadium. Remember that.
Speaker 8 (35:41):
Football stadium?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah? Yeah, you and me? Yeah, boogey boogie that was.
I'll tell you what a number of yea that. It's
some of the best bloomer pudding I've ever had.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
What is this, bo Roberts, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Damn Bob Roberto, I know this is true.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
I don't I do not know anyone hoped you would say.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Bloomer boomer pudding? Bo did my husband, Alison say old
to the man who flipped you up for a wake
up flap? Your husband and Craig.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Honey, Craig, I can't believe you did.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This is not funny. Oh yes it was funny.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Come on, I heard you laughing. Maybe a little bit funny.
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Uh Nope, not funny enough. Score you score any of
my bloomer pudding anytime, oh Craig, But you grab the.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Best bloomer putting around Quig told me you'd recognize the
phrase bloomer pudding because I guess you've heard me say
that on the show, and he wanted to see if
it would give me away if I said that. Come
come on, Alison, don't don't be that way. He was
just trying to give you a nice call and brighten
your day. Apparently it darkened it and we were wrong.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, my day. I'll take care of him when I
get home.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Big thanks for the email, and Alison, you don't want
to get together and have some bloom puddin with me?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Guys. Don't you don't want not bloom at puddin. Everybody
had their own blooming puttons. You just gotta look hard,
don't you know what I'm saying. It's a Boe and
Them show bum Shard ninety two five. Okay, we told
you at the first of this goofy ass show that
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today is National Junk Food Day, and so naturally you
had to start it with that dumb junk food junkie
song which came out in seventy five. So here's what
you're gonna have to do. I found out that they
consider whoever they are hamburgers and pizza is junk food. No,
it's not. That's regular. It's real food. Yes, thank you,
(38:04):
this is junk food. Okay, I'm going to play a commercial.
You tell me the name of this junk food, and
you gotta give me the brand name. Okay, all right,
all right, listen and learnt.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Candy.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
It was the secret of old fashioned candy store candy
so uses pure real chocolate, good country butter, whole milk,
pump raisins, and cherries. What an old fashioned value candy?
Speaker 4 (38:49):
A day's a little brighter with treats from spend this
sweet little moment with Royals, rich and smooth caramels made
with milk and four was your favorite feelings. They're more
than just candy. Nobody treats American life.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay, is it that easy? I get it? Yeah, you
got it. You both got it. I didn't know exactly
which candy it was. You just give me the brand name. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I used to steal this a lot kid, not as
an adult.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Mind you guys, you learned your lesson as I can
all the masks whoopings. Finally too, I'm gonna play it
one more time. I don't play it one more time?
Ready or not? Here come again?
Speaker 5 (39:46):
It was the secret of old fashioned candy store candy
so uses pure real chocolate, good country butter, whole milk,
pump raisins, and cherries. What an old fashioned value.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
A days A little brighter with treats from a sweet
little moment with royals, rich and smooth caramels, made with
milk and filmed with your favorite feelings. They're more than
just candy. Nobody treats American life.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
So someone messaged me one of the rascuals, and he
knew the answer.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh yeah, pretty easy. I usually take it kind of
easy on you for a Monday, because you hits head
still cloudy after the weekend. Let's see if it takes
more than two calls. Okay, boy of them, show tell
me the name of that candy brock Wow. And some
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of their stuff is really good and some of it is.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Nice white candy that had that like jelly, the red jelly.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Well, that's junk food for your ass, right then? Okay,
who is this?
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Really, do you like that Rock's candy? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It was so easy to steal when you were little
because they had it right there.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
In the open. Well, see, I'd rather steal a tootsie
roll than one of those. Okay, first of all, who
is this? This is Michael Michael. All right, which tickets
do you want? You want the George third good tickets
with the band tr tickets I for. You're gonna pay
it forward? How nice? What a guy? Yeah, he's thinking,
(41:40):
I don't like I win too often. Yeah, I'll pay
it for it. Well, thank you, thanks man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Yeah, you two brother.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I'm just gonna see you going them show. Do you
know what candy? That was rock candy? Even if you
got it, I was going to give you the chance
to pick your ticket anyway, because the guy before you,
Michael said, he's paring it forward. That's a good American
citizen right there. Okay, who is this? Terry? Terry hewittt
(42:16):
what's up?
Speaker 8 (42:16):
Man?
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay, So which tickets do you want? You want George
thurregud or do you want Pantera tickets? George Pantera tickets
in the A forty ticket window? Hang on just a minute,
we'll hook you up. Okay, all right, what a man?
See it wasn't this hard as no, Actually it's kind
(42:38):
of stupidly easy. If you really want to know.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hey, jeffk is on vacation this week, but Pat Lynch
is filling in this afternoon. He's going to open up
the lone Star ticket window at around four thirty five.
He has tickets to see Toto Men at Work and
Christopher Cross August eighteenth. If you want to win, make
sure you're listening this afternoon to lone Star ninety two.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Five Dallas fort Worth's Classics lone Star ninety two to five. Here,
it is Monday, and I think we need to bring
something back that we haven't done in quite some time.
Oh yeah, what's that? It's time now for Anna's Monday
Morning Mexican Word of Today. Are you ready? I am ready?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Okay, this is from my ancestors in Monterrangue on Mexico.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Today's word of the day jerky jerky. Could you please
use it in the sentence Seniorita when leaving your house.
If you forget.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Jerky, oh you will lock yourself out there.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, I got jerky. Annah's Monday Morning Mexican Word of
the Day. Thank you, Annaville. You're welcome though. Okay, I've
been asked to do another round of bizarre warning labels.
Oh yeah, yeah, so I got a few more for you. Okay,
all right, this product is not to be used in bathrooms.
(44:02):
It's on a homes bathroom heater. Are you serious that
says bathroom heater on it? May irritate eyes? Okay? What's
them on a can of self defense pepper spray? Isn't
that what you bought it for?
Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
And then what is supposed to do? Yeah, to spray
someone in the ice? Damn right? Uh huh. Eating rocks
may lead to broken teeth. That is on a novelty
rock garden set called Popcorn Rock. They thought they had
to put that on there because I'm kidding popcorn I
must be at it. Yeah, okay, may contain small parts
(44:45):
on a frisbee. What small parts are on a frisbee?
They're just one friz and one bee. It's one side there, frisbee?
Is that I don't know that has moving parts on it?
The leg or something I don't know? Do not use orally? Okay?
Is it on a toilet bowl cleaning brush? I don't
(45:07):
think you really have to tell us, And I think
we might have figured that out of a long time ago.
Some stupid people in the world. Bow do not recharge
put in backwards. That's on a battery. If it doesn't work,
what do you think putting it in backwards is going
to help?
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
You never know. H And this is probably my favorite.
Please keep out of children? What is it? A butcher knife?
Boeing them? Weekday mornings? Ballaforest Classic Rock lone Star ninety
two to five. Oh, I got a call here?
Speaker 9 (45:47):
Yes, hey, b how y'all doing this?
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Lorna? Oh, we woke up on this side of the lawn.
I know I say that all the time, but that's
all I can do to start the day. The powers
damn right, this side of the loan looks much better.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
Okay, I called asked. We said to remind you about
that little diddy for Philadelphia, about counting the green M and.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
M oh the em and M Philadelphia seven eleven. Yes,
where you had her like going crazy counting. Oh you know,
I may just have to play that one tomorrow on
toy Box Tuesday.
Speaker 9 (46:20):
Well that's what that's what you said, to call you
back and remind you. I figure, since you know they're
starting their dag on summer practices, probably getting a little
something out there. Man, get the rival we going?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to play that because
the toy box. I've got some other stuff playing for you.
But yeah, looking for that uh Philadelphia seven eleven call,
which I will probably do at this time tomorrow. Okay,
well hmm. Trump filed a libel lawsuit against the publisher
(46:52):
of the Wall Street Journals and reporters who wrote a
story about a collection of levers gifted to Jeffrey Epstein
for his fiftieth birthday in two thousand and three, including
a note bearing Trump's name and an outline of a
naked woman that he apparently drew. Corse, Trump said, I
don't write drawings. What you don't write?
Speaker 5 (47:14):
Drawn?
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Draw drawing? Okay? In a lawsuit which six at least
twenty billion dollars, Yes with a B, is an extraordinary
escalation of his ongoing legal campaign against media companies he
views as opponents. Censorship is on its way, y'all, and
Stephen Colbert was the first of many casualties come. So
(47:37):
when will the Orange cheet Otago go after Jimmy Kimmel
in the Daily Show? Oh well, he's already threatened for years. Look,
this is getting ridiculous. Lord lord, Wow, that's it. Trump's
legal team accuses the journal's parent company of engaging in
glaring failures in journalistics, ethics and standards, ethics and standards.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm just surprised because it's against Rupert Murdoch, I know,
and their buddies.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
I thought they were but and you remember Fox.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
News had to pay out because they proved that they
were lying about the voter fraud. So it's very interesting
that they would publish a story if they thought they
would lose a lawsuit.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
This is a Wall Street journal, it's not weekly World
news posts or The Inquirer. Yeah, well, we shall see.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Hey. CBS says it's decision to end Stephen Colbert's late
night comedy show is financial, not political. Yet, even with
the ample skepticism about that explanation, there is no denying
the economics.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
We're not working in Stephen Colbert's favor.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
The network's bomb show announcement late Thursday that the Late
Show will end next May takes away one of the
president's most prominent TV critics. The television industries declining economic
health means similar hard calls are already being made with
personalities and programming. John Stewart says the Daily Show may
go away as well.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh, that's my favorite too.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
As recently as twenty eighteen, broadcast networks took in and
estimated four hundred and thirty nine million dollars in advertising
revenue for its late night programs, but last year that
number dwindled to two hundred and twenty million dollars. They
are losing a lot of money. Not only that, the
much predicted takeover of viewers by streaming services is coming
(49:37):
to pass. The Nielsen Company reported that during the last
two months, for the first time ever, more people consume
programming on services like YouTube and Netflix than on ABC, CBS,
and NBC.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Or any cable network.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh wow, Yeah, money is very very important fish companies.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, we needed re Retail walker Is at North Park
Center in Dallas were evacuated Saturday after what turned out
to be a false.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Alarm that sounded in the building.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Now, some of these shoppers just really started freaking out.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a five. There's a fire. Go
burn us up and send us to you. It's got smoke,
I got bronk kind of seeing. Nobody got tired of that.
They were thinking it was a fire in there somewhere. Oh,
I'm going to cough up alone, no right.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
According to management, the alarm went off at about five
in the afternoon. That's a very busy time for a
big mall. However, security determined it was not an active alarm.
It wasn't clear why it went off. People were relieved,
and before you know it, they went right back to
spending money.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
The end, spending money they probably don't have. And it's
one of the most popular entertainment spots at Dallas. But
Deep Lum businesses owners are going with street construction that's
hurting their bottom line and they worry that it'll get worse. Yes,
we're open, that's the message from bars and restaurants up
and down Deep Ellam's Commerce Street. Ever since construction began
(50:58):
last fall, business owner say they've seen a dramatic drop
in foot traffic. The thirty million dollar city project will
convert Commerce into a two way street and improve drainage
and sidewalks. The construction is expected to last until the
first quarter of twoenty twenty seven. When these businesses are
going what it's the same thing in downtown Frisco. I
(51:21):
see it every day, all right, Pantera tickets in the
ticket window coming up. I wait for that. My favorite
part of the whole damn song sounds super hurt right
(51:41):
there doesn't crying? How much do I have to pay
for my water bill?
Speaker 4 (51:50):
Who?
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Sorry, just having one of our little special moments here.
Who got our tickets to go see Pantera? Jeff Jackson gun.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Barrel City, he says, Hey, Jo, Yeah, he hadn't won
anything in years.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
He's psyched to go to Pantera. I've driven through gun
Barrel City many times, many a time.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
Pure.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
All right, tomorrow is toy Box Tuesday. And I did
promise that gentleman who called it eight twenty that I
would play the Philly seven to eleven call, even though
we played it back in February. Yeah, remember that, But
that's five months ago. We didn't play it well, and
that was because Philadelphia was in the big game.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
And they just got their Super Bowl rings. Did you
see the pictures of those on social media?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yes, they're so gaudy. Oh gody. They include little wings
that come out of the ring. Oh like little eagle
ways yeah, moving part. Yes, Oh my god. Now that
is some serious piece of jewelry there is anyway. Also,
Brian May of Queen turned seventy eight over the weekend. Yeah,
(53:00):
we have an interview with her, see a visit from
Professor b Wilgie and Skillett to go with the ry.
Haven't heard from them in a while, and I had
a request for the first Baptist bar and grill by
Tim Wilson. So I think they all should get their shot. Yes,
So that's tomorrow for toy bots too.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Boy, it's the last week for Rock the Bank. So
if you want to score one thousand dollars for summer
getaway or for back to school shopping, or to pay
off some bills, you need to make sure you're listening
all this week. We have nine chances a day to
win Monday through Friday, and today Bo and I are
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Speaker 1 (53:46):
Five, Shallows Hoors Classic Gronk lone star ninety two to
five now gold Dust Woman. I heard, and I don't
know if this is true, that it's about a woman
who will give you some if you give her a
little too of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Really, that's what I heard. It has nothing to do
with gold unless cocaine is considered to be.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Gold, yeah, gold dust. I could be wrong. That's just
what somebody told me. So I'll have to investigate further
for ask a stuff day. Oh, because you know back
in the day, yeah, Fleetwood Mac did a lot of touting,
especially Stevie Nicks, and there was a I don't know
if this is true. Yeah, but after her deviated septum
(54:29):
from doing too much coke, she had somebody blow coke
up her poops.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
No, no, no, don't say.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's a legend. Now, whether it's true or not, I
don't know. And now I can't get that picture out
of my head.
Speaker 8 (54:46):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
But who did she hire to do with that? To
be a real good friend or Lindsey or an intern?
I don't know. Sometimes I share too much with you, guys.
I'm just telling you what's rolling around in my head.
People love rumors by the name of their album.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
All right, here's what we have up on time wasters
on this Monday. It's up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone star ninety two five dot com.
So the Rolling Stones took to social media over the
weekend bow to tease fans that something big may be
coming now. Recently it was reported that the Rolling Stones
were back in the studio. Now over the weekend they
(55:31):
posted a photo of Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Ronnie
Wood with the caption when you think the party's over,
but it's only just begun. That's a lyric from Whole
Wide World off their last album, twenty twenty three's Hackney Diamonds,
which was an incredible album. So what is this new
(55:51):
announcement going to be? Is it going to be a
new album or are they planning a world tour.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
We'll keep you posting.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Chances are you weren't able to make it to Birmingham,
England to see Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath's blockbuster Farewell
Show featuring all those special guests. But even if you
couldn't make it, Ozzy wants you to know.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
What it was like.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
So the Farewell Show is being turned into a concert film.
Oh and it's gonna be in theaters in twenty twenty six.
And speaking of concert films, Roger Waters has released his
performance of Pink Floyd's Have a Cigar. This is the
second song following Wish You Were Here from the soundtrack
to his concert film This Is Not a Drill Live
(56:31):
from Prague the movie. Now the film, which has been
re edited and its sound enhanced. It's gonna be shown
in theaters on Wednesday, July twenty third, and also on Sunday,
July twenty seventh, followed by the release of the soundtrack
on August first. We have all that info up on
our page, and if you click the link, it'll let
you know exactly where here in North Texas that movie
(56:53):
is gonna be showing. Van Halen have released a remastered
version of Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do off
the thirtieth anniversary expanded reissue of Balance that's going to
be out on August fifteenth. We have that remastered version
up on our page. And you know, Steve Miller has
been accused of lying bo about that real reason that
(57:15):
his upcoming tour was canceled, and his longest serving bandmate
is fighting back. Kenny Lee Lewis, who has played guitar
or bass for Miller since nineteen eighty two, rushed to
Miller's defense against fans and critics who say that the
tour was canceled. Because of low ticket sales, and it
has nothing to do with the fear of extreme weather.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
As the Joker declared last week. You remember we talked
about that.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Well, Lewis says, people just don't know what it's like
doing shows right now with extreme heat, where singers like
Steve Miller almost succumb to heat exhaustion at outdoor venues.
Even Christy Hind of The Pretenders has said it has
gotten so bad that she thinks the future of outdoor
venue concerts is very limited because of the extreme heat.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
It does get hot out there, especially when you're trying
to cut out nineteen songs to ever Boy.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
Well, if it's hot for the fans, can you imagine
for the people performing under the bright light.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Well, now they do have those little fans on stage,
it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Apparently Steve Miller last year in June of last year
that he almost succumbed to heat exhaustion. He got really sick.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
Plus those fans just recycle hot air coming out very true.
Speaker 2 (58:30):
And finally, team mascots are always trying to find new
ways to entertain the crowd.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
You know, Rowdy for the Cowboys and Captain for the Rangers.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well, Luigi the Monkey is the mascot for European Gymnastics,
and he wanted to show fans his balancing act on
like a balance.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
Beam Luigi the Monkey.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
But unfortunately Luigi the Monkey ended up how should I say,
splitting his banana?
Speaker 1 (58:56):
If you will out, Yes.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
We had the video up on the bow and the
show page at lode Star ninety two to five dot com.
Speaker 1 (59:02):
You when it happens to an animal? Oh god, there
they go, the band that proved that sometimes baghipes can
be in a rock and roll song. Yeah, out and
makes sense. Absolutely one of my favorites. I like it too.
They did it at that show. We ye they did.
(59:23):
Oh man, well we're back here, kind of going from
this weekend that we had that went way too fast.
It always does, too fast and too hot. Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
It was fun though. It was a fun weekend. It
just went by too well. It's fun because you don't
have to get up before God.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
A lot of the Rascals were at the Kansas thirty
eight special show last night said it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, and it is on a weekend. I'm on, I
can't do a Sunday night show.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
We got some we weekend night show is coming up
that we're excited about. We've been talking about and tossing around.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, which one? Which one?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Run him down?
Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Well, I mean there's something going on at there's elo
tribute at your joint, the revel Strange Magic.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That's a Friday night at this Friday. It's next Friday,
next Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
It's still coming up a little ways away. One of
the guys in the Bluest Brothers is going to come
to town and play Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Night, Tom Bones Malone. Yeah, that's just a small sample.
There's oh that's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
We're talking about mich you know, Peter Frampton. That's on
a school night. How dare you We're.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Gonna have to road trip to New Orleans to see
him on a weekend night. We'll let's never see him.
Let's see if we can get Tom Bones Malone on
the show. Oh, that would be so cool. You could
tell us stories about filming The Blues Brothers.
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
And I always worry when it's a Friday night show
and it's only one show, because you know, they always
show up Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
They fly into town, The Traveler.
Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Even a Saturday show, they fly into town. On a
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
You'd rather sleep instead of take care of us radio people.
Imagine that I can't say I'm blaming. I know I'm
gonna say. I can't say I really blame. Okay, so
we'll see you on the after show Decompression Station. What
will we talk about? Hell, I don't know, doesn't matter.
But we'll be back tomorrow for Toy Box Tuesday. So
(01:01:24):
are we ready to ski Adele?
Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Sir? Well, then bye,
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