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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, and we're back Mercy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, this is an Elvis shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Curious Streamers my ever a shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's right. You get that at Graceland.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, I Deborah ordered it or somewhere nice. Okay, No,
I've been to Graceland a couple of times. Crown Electric,
that's who Elvis used to drive a truck for manure,
Crown Electric.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You get it at Graceland.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Not at Graceland, but across the street where the plane
is in the souvenir shopping all kicked down.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Every every exhibit empties out into a gift shop.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Oh that it does kind of like Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You can take a piece of the King home.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
And we've talked about this before, but when you go
to Graceland, just be aware that some people are really serious.
Oh yeah, because when I went my very first trip
to Graceland, I was with my old morning show co
host Mike Martinez from El Paso. Oh yeah, and uh
we were making fun.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Were like a boot butroom.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Like oh no, oh no, you will by respect to
the King.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
There were little old ladies with their hairs up in
a bun that would sit at the gravestone and cross.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's a serious business.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Some of them take it real serious. We locked to
make fun of the King, and I'm sure he's laughing
at us every time.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
When you go to Graceland for the first time, you think,
I thought it'd be much bigger.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
It's not that big.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's not even mcmanson size. No.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I mean it's beautiful, I mean from far away, and
then you go in and it's like this is tax.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It was made like in the built in the forties
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Now, the jungle room.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
The ceilings, really the Jungle room. I saw a toenail
on the rug. I said, Oh, man, the King clipped
his to ails in this room. Get that, get that
tonails and we'll we'll clone the King.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
In his television room where he had the three TV sets,
he could watch ABC, CBS, and NBC, so apparently he
wasn't a PBS fan.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh and he used to shoot out the TV whenever
singer Robert Goulay would come on because Elvis hated Robert.
You shoot at a TV for? Who would I shoot
at a TV for?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Don't say it, you know, what I'm thinking, because I
would do it.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Don't say I think you'll know who was talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I wish I knew.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
He's looking at me like you'll figure it out. It's
just some people just lose their goddamn minds whenever you're
talking bad about person. A.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Cranberry's video would do it for me.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I might have to PW, I just change the channel.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That might be a.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Lot easier effective.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It is a good hang for an Elvis fan. And
it's a lot more mellow. It's less three ring circus
than Graceland. It's Tupelo, Mississippi, his birthplace.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You can walk right up onto the porch of that
old house that he lived as a kid, and you
can take a walk up into the hills behind the
house where he used to play as a child. And
it's really cool.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's beautiful and it's quiet. Yeah, but it's Mississippi too.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Everything's kind of sleepy out there. You're right.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I do love Elvis though, Oh man, he loves you too,
and the great beyond.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I have a bunch of Elvis memorabilia at my house,
Oh do you? Yeah, I have, and I bought it
at Graceland. That clock, it's got the he's got the
blue jacket on legs. And then I have like a
little curio box with a Elvis It's a black and
white photo of him at the gates of Graceland.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I bought a copy of Elvis's Last Will and Testament.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Wow how much? Oh it wasn't very much bucks.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
But you remember when Elvina Presley called us.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That time janis Joplin and Elvis is love child.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Uh huh. Next time it's an Elvis day. We got
to play that again.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Can I'll bring you because I bought this in Austin
and it's kind of like, you know, in the Hispanic culture,
we build a lot of little altars and they have
a lot of glitter on them. I have an Elvis altar.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Al Yeah, well, thank you. You're welcome. Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
You are the king.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You summon him in back, so and clip his toenails
in your living room the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
To make me a peanut butter and a nano sandwich.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Crunchy in this sandwich.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I've seen the recipe because there's a cookbook and the
recipe for the peanut butter in the nano sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's the most unhealthy thing. You could like a.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Whole stick of butter, swim but butter, and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's like a grilled cheese sandwich. Like if you were
going to make a grilled cheese sandwich and then you
just fried up. It's like very delicious, but yeah, it's
not healthy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
No, not at all. Make your asshole pucker.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
In all fairness, you go to a good steak restaurant
like Del Frisco one of those, they're doing pretty much
the same damn thing. They are bathing that steak and butter,
and that's why it tastes like heaven when it comes out.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They're cheating.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
They're not. They're not telling us that this is ten
thousand calories or whatever it may be. But they drench
their steaks and butter in those in those top notch steakhouses.
You gotta if you don't want it that way, you
gotta ask for it otherwise, whoo calories.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I just never was into peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
It's good.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You just like peanut butter and jelly, or peanut butter playing.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Just peanut butter playing with cheese and crackers. That's good.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Instead of a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Instead of a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay, peanuts like rits, yeah, ritt okout ants on a log,
peanut butter on celery with raisins on top, like they
give kids. But I do like peanut butter. My dog
loves peanut butter. Do your dogs love peanut butter?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
They do? Carrots, peanut butter, and any kind of beef.
I just pretty much buy it for all three.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So do you ever spread it on your crotch and
call your dog into the room?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Are you talking to Anna?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, he is, question look.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
At me, totally looking at me.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, that's a big thing that was going around.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I've heard of women that will put it on their toes,
peanut butter on their toes and have the dog it off.
It's just gross. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Other women go about three feet.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
High watching only fans.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Again, No, I just have a good imagination.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
So you know what I did? I bit the bullet.
Did I tell you this already about what I'm going
out of town for my birthday and like around four
days and the person that normally takes care of my
pets is going to be out of town that same weekend,
out the of June. The head of fourth of July.
So instead of getting someone to take care of the
(07:02):
dog or putting him in a pet hotel, I'm sending
him to doggy boot.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Camp doggy boot carrier two weeks.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's training, all right, bow wow, wow, prop and give
me plentyr coworker.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I'm going to get him a camouflage jacket so you
can wear it for that first day of doggy boot Camp.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's the equivalent of looking at your little son and
going you're going to military school, boy. Yeah, this is
pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
My parents were going to send me and my brother here.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I was closed Marine Military Academy in Harlingen.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I don't know, but they threatened because they found out
we smoked weed.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Oh my god, is that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Later on we turned on both my parents to it,
and Big Sam used to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Did they apologize after.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh this is not so bad, son, Well, they realized
you weren't kidding. This is kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
My daddy when he was sick, he had cancer, and
when he was sick he said that he wanted to
try marijuana to kind of help with his appetite, sure
and make him feel better. And my mom being you know,
hardcore Catholic Hispanic from Mexico was like no.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No yetto.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Like, I felt so bad for him because it probably.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Would have helped him, definitely, he didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He didn't do it because my mom didn't want to
be married to a money.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Wana marijuana addict.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Right, yeah, well, as.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Long as before we go, I know, you got to
go before we go. I wonder how many people have
been standing out in line in front of Total Wine
and More today getting ready to meet and Shawn.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We tried to get him on the show, but they're
just too busy. I mean, we've had Tommy on many times.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
We try to get ahold of their publicist and it
was playing phone tag and one of the publicers's numbers changed.
But yeah, I'm sure a lot of people. I wonder
if my friend Tony Perez is out there in that
line he goes to those things.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is that today?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah? Yeah, they're doing like a two hour appearance. You
got to buy their beer that they're selling inside Total
Wine and More. Now, well you have to have the
receipt and then you can meet them and get it
on it which Total Wine and More is. It's in
the downtown Dallas area and I'm guessing people that have
been camping out in line since last night.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I probably so I wouldn't see him.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
And I wonder how big of a check those two
clowns got for doing this today, to come to a
liquor store in Texas when they just had a movie
come out, they got all this shit going on.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well that's why they're coming, because they got a movie
out and all this shit going on.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's the total Wine and More on Park Lane from
two twenty to four to twenty yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Twenty they're done at for twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, they got something to do.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
All right, guys, I gotta go because I'm filling in
for Debbie shot at one thousand dollars with the Rock
the Bank coming up in ten ten.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Alright, alright, well you better hurry up because you got
ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Before your first Mama Anazon, get back over on the FM.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Bye y'all now